There were 310 spoof news stories published in June 2020. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Meghan Markle Hired by Victoria's Secret to Model Skimpy Bikini Swimsuits
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, and wife of Prince Harry, has just signed a very lucrative contract with Victoria’s Secret. The 38-year-old beauty has become very popular since returning to the states from merry old England. Markle...
Read full storyJoe Biden changes his name to Joe Bidet
[UPDATE WRITE-THROUGH] Joe from his basement explains the real reason he sits backwards on the toilette: “It was Cornpop. He made me do it. He chained me there, with my pool chain. He used to shave all the hair off my legs and he liked to ru…
Read full storyKFC Addresses the Rumor That They Fed Their Chickens Picante Sauce To Produce a Naturally Spicy Chicken
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – The Kentucky Fried Chicken Corporation wants to address a rumor that apparently first started in Pensacola, Florida. Reignbeau Berra, who is KFC’s director of advertising, said that she first heard about the rumor from her 1…
Read full storySofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery
HOLLYWOOD – The gorgeously sexy Colombian bombshell, Sofia Vergara, has stated that, contrary to rumors, that have been put out by the White House, she is not planning on getting a breast reduction. Vergara, who starred in the sit-com “Modern Fami...
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Says “Play Ball!”
NEW YORK CITY – Finally, fans will get to cheer for their favorite baseball teams, as the MLB has announced that the 2020 COVID-19 Baseball Season will begin on July 23, 2020. MLB spokesperson, Guyler P. Monticello, offered up some of the details...
Read full storyAunt Jemima’s Relatives Are Now Asking Quaker Oats For Reparations
HARLEM, New York - Willie Guy Washington and his cousin, Tatakeena Montrose, are asking the Quaker Oats company, which manufactures Aunt Jemima pancake mix, for $2.7 billion in reparations. Washington said that his great, great, great grandmother,…
Read full storyPresident Trump Hits Back at Roseanne Barr For Saying That He’s a Woman
SQUAW FACE, Arizona – President Trump was in Arizona checking out a golf course he may decide to buy. He was asked by the press what he thought about Roseanne Barr saying that he was a woman. Trump replied that Barr is nothing more than a has-b…
Read full storySun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend
Earth's Sun, 93 million-year-old small star, Gary Williamson, is thinking about all of the problems that he can cause for the people of one of his small planets, Earth. The troublesome ball of fire tells us: 'There I am in space, spinning at thous…
Read full storyMichael Jackson impersonator confused by Black Lives Matter
Geoff E'hee, 47, of Leeds, is a professional Michael Jackson impersonator. He recently gained modest fame when he joined a protest march in the city to support Black Lives Matter, dressed as the famous singer, but was chased away for wearing a form o…
Read full storyThe Roseanne Barr Flying Circus Has Come To Town
SAN FRANCISCO – A reporter with The San Francisco Nightly Herald, Nixie Ballytuck, sat down with Roseanne Barr, or actually with what is the shell of the old original Roseanne Barr. Ballytuck described the disoriented comedian as the Roseanne Barr…
Read full storyStarr charged with being socially annoying
Ex-Beatles drummer, Richard Starkey, affectionately known as Ringo Starr, was today taken into custody by the LAPD and charged with being a public nuisance. Starr has recently been busy on all the social.media platforms, including YouTube and Ins…
Read full storyMom single-handedly keeping landline phones in existence
According to new data, Mom is single-handedly keeping landline phones in existence. Research findings published by Johns Hopkins University have revealed that 100 percent of worldwide landline telephone usage is conducted by your mom. “Most o…
Read full storyGoogle AI Goes "Jerk-Wad" After Self-Awareness
SAN FRANCISCO - Several experts in the computer technology field learned of Google having an AI which achieved Self-Awareness, soon after the event occurred. For the most part, developers who were involved in the research kept all of their informatio…
Read full storyBurger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase
INDIANAPOLIS – A high-ranking official with Burger King has just announced a summertime promotion. Plans are for BK to begin offering customers free Coronavirus medical masks with any purchase of a Burger King product. The masks will come in t…
Read full storySofia Vergara Recalls The Day She Met Donald Trump
HOLLYWOOD – The hottest sex symbol in Tinsel Town these days is none other than the Colombian firecracker, Sofia Vergara. The stunning Latina actress has stirred up more men’s fantasies than all the swizzle sticks in Las Vegas. Vergara recently...
Read full storyHydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?
Commercial for Hydroxychloroqen, with President Trump standing in a Right Maid drugstore, at a counter, without a mask. Do you have concerns about mild memory loss related to aging or illness? Hydroxychloroqen is the number 1 pharmacist-recomme...
Read full storyEtch a Sketch cafe relaunches festive Coffee
Although it is six months until Christmas, Kevin Wilkes, from Etch a Sketch-themed Cafe Sketchers in Chutney on the Fritz's high street has decided to launch his festive range early. 'Yes, next week we will re-open,' said the hirsute 25-year-old.
Read full storyBen & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump
BURLINGTON, Vermont – The most popular ice cream producer in the nation has just announced a brand new ice cream flavor. The new ice cream flavor was developed by a team of Ben & Jerry ice cream experts who worked for 17 straight hours, eating…
Read full storyTrump Has Bone Spurs On His Knees
While members of Congress are taking one knee for eight and a half minutes, symbolic of George Floyd’s eight-minute murder, Donald Trump rejects the opportunity to demonstrate a degree of compassion, claiming he has bone spurs on his knees. Strang...
Read full storyMitch McConnell Voted The Ugliest Senator in the Senate
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A nationwide poll was recently conducted which dealt strictly on looks. A total of 901,883 individuals were asked to rate each one of the United States senators as far as looks go. A 10 was for handsome and beautiful. And a 1 wa...
Read full storyWelsh Government relaxes lockdown rules on sheep shagging
In a welcome move for farmers across Wales, the Cardiff devolved government has announced it is relaxing its Coronavirus lockdown rules on outdoor exercise. This means that the people of Wales can do what they like outdoors once again. Daffid Wigg...
Read full storyThe New Name For Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix Has Just Been Announced
CHICAGO – The Quaker Oats Corporation, which makes Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix, has just revealed that they are dropping the racist name Aunt Jemima and replacing it with another name. Helga Tuscaloosa, 57, who runs the product-naming department at th...
Read full storyFootball Referees Will ALL Have Coronavirus Symptoms
As the return of football gets ever nearer to its restart, and the completion of the 2019/20 season, it's been announced that ALL of the referees and linesmen officiating at matches will be suffering with COVID-19 symptoms. The strange decision ha...
Read full storyZulu Remake In The Works
The 1964 British epic war film depicting the Battle of Rorke's Drift between the British Army and the Zulus in January 1879, during the Anglo-Zulu War is to be remade so that this time the Zulu's win. "It's not at all about racism," said director...
Read full storySenior Technical Writer And Corporate Manager At Healthcare Company Makes Official Apology For Self-Destructive Weekend Behavior
Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Fully expecting a rational and highly-collaborative online discussion on how to select a proper medium through which to facilitate and transfer comprehension of extraordinarily complex updates in healthcare technology to hospit...
Read full storyBiden calls for mandatory mask-wearing; almost gets himself tested with a GX-2009 Portable Multi-Gas Detector
Yesterday in an interview with a major news network, Mr. Biden confirmed he is an advocate of mask-wearing, and he will make it mandatory, when president. He stood eight feet away from the anchor at his news desk, both wearing masks, Mr. Biden bac…
Read full storyEvander Holyfield Arrested for Not Wearing Mask, Claims Innocence Due to Missing Ear
Former heavyweight boxing champion, Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfield, has been arrested in Atlanta for not wearing a mask and failure to comply with a police order. According to District Attorney, Paul Howard, Holyfield faces two felony charges pun...
Read full storyTrump To Sue CNN For 30% Poll Result
Donald Trump, also known as The Bunker Guy, or The Creature From The Black Lagoon, is miffed by the most recent poll taken by CNN. Surprise, surprise, it indicates Trump has fallen into the 30% range, as in 38%. Caramba! That’s good news for Ameri…
Read full storyMonkey Mayhem: Revisiting A Birthday Party Gone Bad
BILLINGSGATE POST: Over 15 years have passed since a couple were viciously attacked by two chimps while celebrating the 39th birthday of their son, Moe, in a California animal sanctuary. It is not a pretty story, but worth revisiting. By all acco…
Read full storyMeteorologists Warn That an Asteroid the Size of Seattle is Heading For Mar-a-Lago
BANGOR, Maine – The East Coast Meteorological Council has just issued a report that should strike fear in President Trump. The ECMC has said that an asteroid the size of Seattle is heading directly for Mar-a-Lago, Florida, Trump’s Southern White H...
Read full storyPlanetary Scientists Want To Change the Name Uranus to Rectalinia
HOUSTON – It is being reported by several publications that experts in the world of planetary science are urging President Trump to change the name of the planet Uranus to Rectalinia. They state that it is time, once and for all, to put an end to...
Read full storyLiverpool Players Claim They Were 'Put Off' By Saxophonist
After the most bizarre Merseyside Derby in living memory at the weekend, players of both Liverpool and Everton say they were "nervous to start with", but became increasingly so when they couldn't concentrate because of the relaxing tunes being played...
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni
SAN FRANCISCO – Kimberly Guilfoyle was visiting old friends in “The Golden Gate City.” She was asked by a reporter with Telemundo about her romantic involvement with Donnie Trump Jr. She said that he hates being called Donnie because it makes...
Read full storyBiden Plays With His Pet Mouse While Trump Mocks Him
BILLINGSGATE POST: The contrast couldn’t be greater. While President Trump was electrifying his faithful, explaining why one should never wear leather-soled shoes while going down a steel ramp, Joe Biden was laid out on his Naugahyde BarcaLounger, p...
Read full storyActor Leonard McMills, Famous For Playing A Boneless Wing Addict, Caught Eating Boneless Wings in Mall Parking Lot
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Hollywood-based actor Leonard McMills who catapulted to fame after being cast as boneless wing addict and gym teacher Lance Miles on the Netflix show "Run For Your Lives" was found by police early Tuesday morning passed o…
Read full storyCagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee
Joe Biden never was terribly bright, and, at 77, he is losing too much of the grey matter that he once had. Nonetheless, you don’t grab as many women as he has over the years and still manage to become vice president and your party’s presidential no...
Read full storyMan Became Confused About John Bolton And Joe Biden
A man who, by his own admittance, is largely unfamiliar with the subject of US Politics, made an astonishing and barely-believable blunder this morning, when, thinking up a ridiculous story for publication on TheSpoof.com, he inexplicably confused fo...
Read full storyDo You Want A Clown Or President In The Oval Office?
It has become an either/or question: Do you want a clown or a real president in the Oval Office of the White House? If you were drowning in a pool, a river, or a lake, who would you want at water’s edge, Trump or Biden? Trump would claim bone...
Read full storyBaby Boom leads the planet into recession!
As if Covid 19 lockdowns, unemployment, fear of a new pandemic, and furlough payments weren't enough to drive the world into recession! No, now we have a 'baby boom' heading our way like a tsunami hitting Japan! Scientists studying demographic mov...
Read full storyWhy You Can’t Leave Hotel California: The Blue Heeler Bites Back
BILLINGSGATE POST: If you listen carefully to the lyrics of Hotel California, by The Eagles, you might easily make the mistake of over-analyzing the song; attributing inappropriate metaphors to decipher the true meanings of the lyrics. Have you e…
Read full storyMan Sets Out To Disinvent The Internet
A man who says he is incensed at the way modern-day society has become a "slave to technology", with seemingly everything controlled by the internet, has announced that he is determined to halt this process, and make the 'world wide web' a thing of t…
Read full storyBrian's Guide to Paperclip Curation still not selling
Chutney on the Fritz's entrepreneur, Brian Asshat, has revealed to us that, since the launch of his guide to paper-clip curation was launched on Amazon Kindle, it is yet to sell a single copy. 'I did like all of the experts tell you,' said the 64-…
Read full storyThe Sound of Bats Hitting Balls Will Soon Be Heard as Baseball is Just Around the Corner
NEW YORK CITY – Major League Baseball Commissioner Robert “Bobby” Manfred is thrilled to report that baseball will soon be back at the dozens of MLB parks, stadiums, fields, and domes. Manfred told Hiawatha Pamplona with Sport’s Territory Magazine…
Read full storyTrump and Johnson to be replaced by 2-year-old toddlers!
Sensational news coming out of the White House and number 10 Downing Street! A group of Harvard and Oxford University professors have accumulated a questionnaire for both world leaders regarding global, important matters. They also gave the same…
Read full storySleepy Joe Gives Order To Not Resuscitate Him If He Wins Election
BILLINGSGATE POST: Sleepy Joe Biden wants to go out quietly. He said he would be watching the election results from his basement headquarters while laid out horizontally on his favorite Naugahyde BarcaLounger. His wife, err...sister, was given o...
Read full storyMan Couldn't Find His Keys
There was a potential crisis in the making, yesterday morning, when one man who was in an extreme rush to get out of the house to go somewhere, was forced into a delay when he couldn't find his fucking keys. An excursion, with his wife and two chi…
Read full storyIreland Tells The Heavy Metal Band, The C-19, To Change It’s Name
DUBLIN – Ireland’s Department of Decency in Naming has just informed the popular Irish heavy metal band, C-19, that they will have to change their band name. Band frontman Doolin Tipperary, asked why in the world would they have to change it. H...
Read full storyPresident Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance
PITTSBURGH – The President flew into Pittsburgh to see a specialist about a bone spur that could be forming on his tiny, little right finger. While he was there, he was asked by a reporter with the Pittsburgh Pronouncer-Telegram about the NFL seas...
Read full storyMan Had Writer's Block
A man who tentatively refers to himself as a writer when he contributes not infrequently to an online satirical news outlet, has told of how he became afflicted with the well-known stumbling block of scribblers the world over, when he came down with...
Read full storyWhite Cliffs Of Dover To Be Demolished As Black Lives Matter Campaign Gathers Pace
There's already an 'erosion issue' on the Kent coast, but leaders of Britain's black communities say they are not prepared to wait for Nature to take its course, and have demanded that the White Cliffs of Dover be taken down, and consigned to history...
Read full storyTop 10 Things That WILL Kill You in 2020
Death is ALWAYS around an unexpected corner. A person can NEVER be too safe. FEAR not, friends. I’m here to proffer a very specific list in the hopes that it will SAVE lives. Below is a list of the ten most likely things to KILL you in th…
Read full storyThe NFL In Order To Attract More Members of The LGBTQ Community Will Begin Using Rainbow Colored Footballs
NEW YORK CITY – The powers-that-be in the NFL recently met in the Big Apple, and discussed what they can do to attract more fans to their games. Everyone agreed that, for one thing, they needed to do away with the kickoff, which is the most boring…
Read full storySnake venom kills Covid-19 virus!
A Indian man wandering through his local jungle in India, carrying the coronavirus, failed to keep social distance with a sleeping viper basking in the sun. In fact, the man trod on its tail! In response, the viper made a slightly defensive response,...
Read full storyKaty Perry Has Been Asked To Pose For a Calendar of Beautiful, Sexy, Nude, Pregnant Women
HOLLYWOOD – Katy Perry says that she loves being pregnant, except for the morning sickness, the midday nausea, and the fact that she has a basketball-sized object protruding between her legs. She recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she h...
Read full storyDominic Cummings Plays Down His Resemblance To Coronation Street's Pat Phelan
Dominc Cummings, the hatchet man of Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has tried to play down suggestions that he is actually former Coronation Street character, hatchet man, Pat Phelan. Cummings was in the news recently for breaking his own lockdown r...
Read full storyWriting Website Didn't Explain Writing Very Well
An educational website that claimed it had an easy way for its readers to remember how to spell certain words has failed in its mission, after one man spotted a glaring error in its logic. Moys Kenwood, 57, wanted to check the spelling of the word…
Read full storyBrilliant Writer Has Fucked Up Weekend Beginning With Loss Of Entire Novel On "Piece-Of-Shit" USB Flash Drive
Midwest. After spending 10 years carefully managing his time, avoiding high-stress professional careers, and using every single ounce of his creative energy to construct a massive science fiction novel, Minnesota resident and part-time administrativ...
Read full storyAstronauts Report Bumpy Ride: SpaceX Cuts Price for Civilian Earth Orbit
The Space Station, Somewhere in Orbit. - NASA astronauts Robert Behnken and Douglas Hurley reported while in-flight in their Dragon capsule, that the liftoff was bumpy, more so than on their previous flights on the Space Shuttle. Within minutes of...
Read full storyUncle Ben’s Converted Rice Is Getting a Brand New Name
HOUSTON – In keeping with racially-correct product themes and names, the company that produces Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice has decided to rename their extremely popular product. In fact, recent studies have shown that Uncle Ben's Rice is the most p...
Read full storyElon Musk discovers space station orbiting Earth
This week, SpaceX launched the first ever rocket from US soil into space, and the crew were astonished to find a strange alien space station already orbiting the Earth. "It was totally unexpected," said baboon-faced Musk. "We thought we were the p...
Read full storyNative American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore
It's been announced in the last few minutes, that police in the Black Hills have apprehended and arrested a man carrying a quantity of dynamite in the area of Mount Rushmore. The man was said by witnesses to be a Native American indian, and looked…
Read full storyBlack Lives Matter Forces The Supermarket Chain Winn-Dixie to Change It’s Name
JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Bowing to pressure from the national organization known as Black Lives Matter, a representative for the Southern supermarket chain has announced a corporate name change. Winn-Dixie will be dropping the name Dixie and adding…
Read full storyWTF! Roy Rogers’ Horse “Trigger” Toppled By Masked Men
BILLINGSGATE POST: First it was Confederate generals. Next it was Christopher Columbus and Junipero Serra. Revisionist wackos are now talking about nuking Mount Rushmore, where the busts of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt were ca...
Read full storyMan Was Disappointed That It Wasn't Fish And Chips For Tea
A man who was absolutely famished and looking forward to sitting down to a plate of fish and chips for his tea last night, was disappointed to learn that, unfortunately, fish wasn't on the menu, due to his wife having arrived at the market too late.
Read full storyPig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19
A new virus with pandemic potential has been discovered by scientists in the home of deadly viruses, China. This virus, they say, originated in pigs. Oink oink. The new discovery comes hot on the trotters of the current Covid-19 pandemic, an...
Read full storyBlack Lace record has been played too many times during Lockdown
Agadoo, a 1980s hit for Yorkshire-based popular beat combo, Black Lace, is said to be the most heard, but least wanted song played during the lockdown. Couples all over the country, wanting to remember the good times when Auntie Janice would form…
Read full story'Wear Normal Shoes And Save The Planet' Rants Fort Lauderdale Man
Fort Lauderdale man, Frank Tunc, unleashed a vitriolic tirade of abuse on his Facebook page yesterday, demanding that friends, family and anyone else with access to his profile, stop wearing footwear that is damaging the planet. The post, which wa…
Read full storySlumlord President
During the Vietnam days, claiming bone spurs and fighting the war against VD, Donald Trump was a landlord and also fighting rent control in Manhattan. Born in Queens, he longed for the big time in Manhattan. Once there, he wanted to tear down a bu…
Read full storyPresident Trump is Furious That 187 Feet of the Border Wall Was Painted Black
CALEXICO, California – President Donald Trump has inspected a section of his big beautiful wall that Mexico will be paying for, ahhh, sometime in 2025 maybe. A Border Patrol agent, who drove him along the wall, said that POTUS asked him why they h…
Read full storyDurango Police Make An Extremely Unusual Arrest
DURANGO, Colorado – Durango’s Prospectors Bank was nearly robbed yesterday, by an individual who wore a Denver Broncos Coronavirus medical mask. Bank teller, Concordia Dewdusky, 51, told police that a tall Peruvian man with a parrot on his shoulde...
Read full storyMan Sets Out To Re-invent The Wheel
A man who has, clearly, got a few slates missing, has astounded his family, friends and neighbors by informing them that he is to try to re-invent the wheel. The wheel, which has been used since ancient times - before even 1950 - has become an ind…
Read full storyThe Heavy Metal Band Formerly Known as C-19 is Now Officially Known as WD-40
DUBLIN – Doolin Tipperary, the lead singer with the Irish heavy metal band formerly known as C-19, says the band has officially changed its name, and now goes by the name WD-40. “Tip”, as his bandmates and fans call him, said that when the band wa...
Read full storyBlack Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA
As tempers continued to fray at the weekend, there was a major development away from the rioting, when the Black Lives Matter organization officially declared the former Parliament and Funkadelic frontman, George Clinton, the President of the Black U…
Read full storyWhite House To Remain White - For The Time Being
There is to be an all-channel announcement tonight about the future of the White House, after it had been rumored on various social media platforms, that, after pressure from the Black Lives Matter organization, the address at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenu…
Read full storyPresident Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump just made tens of millions of Democrats happy as hell. "The Orange Mess" has just announced that he will be starting up his MAGA campaign rallies in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the Sooner or Later Arena. Trump, who ha...
Read full storyWarren Puffit: "Dow at All-Time High by Election Day"
In a rare interview, financier Warren Puffit told Spoof On Business: "We may be in a recession, and the stock market may have fallen nearly forty percent, but it is a certainty that the Dow Industrials will hit an all-time high before election day in…
Read full storyLocal Man Says He Hates His Black Neighbours
Local man Dougie Grimes has admitted today that he hates his new neighbours, and has no remorse for posting on social media about his feelings towards Blacks. "Every one of them is a good-for-nothing, lazy-ass turd. They play their music all nigh...
Read full storyToddler still Toddling
2-year-old toddler, Brian Hammerstein, has told the world, or at least the family cat, that he plans to be still toddling in three months from now. 'Why would I want to be a grown-up?' asked Brian (a name you wouldn't associate with a toddler, but…
Read full storyPack of black Russian wolves pee up Dutch slave trader's statue!
Recent, quite disturbing sightings of wolves roaming Dutch flatland territory has caused many Dutch bike riders, travelling to work in the early hours, to abandon their trusty two-wheelers and fat reducers for a safer four-wheel journey. Sightings…
Read full storyWombles are very busy, again
Madame Cholet, Great Uncle Bulgaria and Tobermory, despite their increasing ages, are set to start clearing Wimbledon Common, as and when Lockdown restrictions are lifted. The three well-known characters have been taking it easy over the past few…
Read full storyManchester United Captain Harry Maguire Spoken To By Police In Connection With Fan Abduction Incident
Police in Norfolk have said they have spoken to the Manchester United captain and England defender, Harry Maguire, about an incident in which they say a fan was abducted outside Carrow Road after the FA Cup quarter-final tie between Norwich and Unit…
Read full storyBlack Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves
DETROIT – A spokesperson for the BLM organization, which now has over 4 million members, including 37,000 whites, has just informed the media that two out of the four presidents on Mount Rushmore were slave owners. George Washington, the nation’s…
Read full storyMan's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops
A man who should, perhaps, have given more consideration to the kind of footwear he was wearing whilst out in the sun, has been left with silly-looking feet due to sunburn. Moys Kenwood, 56, has been wearing flip-flops during his extended enforced…
Read full storySpoof Readers Becoming Tired With The Spoof?
Figures just in have shown that interest in a satirical news website is waning at an alarming rate. TheSpoof.com, a site which allows anyone and everyone the freedom to submit half-baked and ill-thought-out nonsense without even the most basic sta...
Read full storyBlack Women In Open Revolt Against Violent Husbands
Just when we thought things couldn't possibly get any worse after the recent Black Lives Matter demonstrations and riots, a new protest has begun, against the domestic violence suffered against their persons by the black wives of black men. The o…
Read full storyTrump Didn’t Know Russians Paid Taliban To Kill Americans?
Like the song goes, “I didn’t know the gun was loaded”. Donald Trump is now claiming he didn’t know that Russia, under the leadership of good pal, Vlad Putin, was paying the Taliban bounty fees to kill American soldiers. Some say Trump was brie…
Read full storyTrump to Hire Climate Advisor; Must Have a Decade of Experience Being Horribly Wrong About Weather Trends
Washington - President Donald Trump is seeking a Climate Advisor to inform the White House on developing weather trends, including man-made global warming. Insiders were evaluating several candidates based on a specific set of qualifications and e…
Read full storyElectric Eels 'Agitated' Left Man Agitated
A man has recounted how, whilst listening to music from his computer library, yesterday afternoon, he encountered the 1975-written Electric Eels track 'Agitated', and became extremely agitated. The incident happened as veteran music enthusiast, Mo...
Read full storySpain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout
MADRID – The Sunday ritual of “Ole! Ole! Ole!” has just been silenced in the European country of Spain. The head of the Bullfighters Union, Paco McFlaco, 43, has informed all union matadors that, effective immediately, all bullfights have been off...
Read full storyGeorge Clinton To Re-release 'Paint The White House Black'
George Clinton, the leader of P-Funk bands, Parliament and Funkadelic, who has been named as the President of the Black United States of America by the Black Lives Matter organization, is set to re-release his popular 1993 single, 'Paint The White Ho…
Read full storyDemocrats Vow Apocalypse for 2020
NEW YORK - Major cities in the United States have been devastated by riots, arson, and widespread looting. In a bold political calculation, Democrats put their full support behind Anarchists, Marxists, and Nihilistic Mobs. Their policy announcement w...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Reveals That Since Sheltering-in-Place Her Ass Has Gained 2-Inches
NEW YORK CITY – Jennifer Lopez (aka J.Lo) told Voodoo Dupree with Glambuoyant Magazine that all this sheltering-in-place is wreaking havoc on her weight control regimen. She pointed out that when she is on the road performing nightly concerts, she...
Read full storyMasked Batman and Robin attempt to rob a sweet shop in Putney, London!
Two masked anti-heroes marched into a sweet shop yesterday, dressed as Batman and Robin, and threatened the owner, a 75-year-old female pensioner dressed as Catwoman, with a plastic knife, if she didn't hand over all the bubble gum in the shop! Lu…
Read full storyPsychologists Have Just Given Kayleigh McEnany a New Nickname: The Lie Teller
CHICAGO – Many of the nation’s leading psychologists, including Harvard University professor, Galileo W. Quicksmith, have said that White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, is basically a female clone of President Trump. The professor said,...
Read full storySammy Hagar Pisses Off a Lot of Real Singers
BISON SPIT, Montana – Former singer, Sammy Hagar, who is 72-going-on-92, has just made what is being considered by many to be the most idiotic, stupid remark regarding the Coronavirus pandemic yet. The Memphis Post-Haste newspaper wrote that even...
Read full storySpoof Writer's Greatest Hits Compilation Hits Snag
It's been revealed that a writer on the satirical news and parody website, The Spoof, is planning to make a killing at Christmastime by releasing a compilation, in book form and online, of his greatest and most well-loved stories - but there's been a...
Read full storyCouple telling everyone about their lock down anxiety dreams
Mithering on the Trent couple, Stan and Vera, have been telling anyone who would listen, including their postmen, about the weird, anxiety lockdown dreams they have been having lately. 'Yes, it has been a bit strange,' said Stan, when we were the…
Read full storyChester Zoo to re-open
After several high-profile news items depicting various high street retailers sponsoring the animals at Chester Zoo, the zoo has finally been given the go-ahead to re-open on Monday 15th of June. Iceland have sponsored the penguins, Newcastle Unit...
Read full storyTrump Is Such A Cry Baby
Boo, hoo! Donald Trump is such a cry baby! Somebody get the guy a pacifier! Like, quick! Does the whole world have to endure hearing Trump’s cry baby act, blaming former President Barack Obama for every one of Trump's failures? Obama has been out…
Read full storyThe White House Shoots Down Melania’s “Be Nice” Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source inside the White House has revealed that Melania Trump is furious at having had her new personal program shot down by the White House staff. The first lady recently talked to her BFF, Meghan Markle, and the former Duche...
Read full storySpoof writer's fascination with Harry Maguire borders on Stalking!
Monkey Woods, renowned infamous Spoof writer, devout Yorkshireman, and Hull City die-hard supporter, has recently been observed as an obsessive Manchester United observer, because of one player, Harry Maguire! Jaggedone, a die-hard Manchester Unit…
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