The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus
Welcome to the second - and quite possibly, the last, if current interest is anything to go by - episode in our series about uninteresting animals. This week, I'm going to tell you a little bit about the Duck-billed Platypus, but only a little, be...
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An Article About Sex
Sex is a sensitive subject, and can arouse vastly different feelings in people, from one person to another. Some people are very straight-laced, and can become outraged when sex is mentioned, believing it to be a bedroom topic. Other people th...
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History Rewritten- The American Civil War
Revisionist History At Its Best! Since many individuals in our modern world - for instance Texas school book editors, far right extremists, far left myopics, Polish and Japanese World War II non-apologists, nationalistic Presidents, OUR President...
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Boor War: Hostilities Begin with Two Cretins at the Dinner Table
When you make up the list of guests for that very special dinner, be sure to clarify the status of the expected guests. Don't confuse bores with boors. Bores are OK. The normal, run-of-the-mill bore is harmless, just a tedious, wearying sole who m...
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Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University
Though Trump University has been shut down, it's in working condition at the Republican Senate. To make points with a maniacal landlord, this once respected chamber is now known as the Trump University of Delusion. Senator Mitch McConnell is grad...
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Living by Anti-Zen Principles
In the ongoing culture war, authoritarian nationalists continue to lose ground every second of the day. Diverse, well-adjusted human beings are living their lives as true to themselves as they can, all the while pursuing interests which are geared to...
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The Man Who Had Talons For Toenails
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Annoying Trend of Nationalist Machine Gun Talking
The smoke signal is one of the oldest forms of long-distance communication. It is a form of visual communication used over long distance. In general, smoke signals are used to transmit news, signal danger, or gather people to a common area.(source: W...
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The Dangers of Sucking Disco Balls
A disco ball is a roughly spherical object that reflects light directed at it in many directions, producing a complex display. What are now usually called "disco balls" were first widely used in nightclubs in the 1920s. (source: Wikipedia - Disco bal...
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The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #1: The Mayfly
This is the beginning of a series of articles on the animal world, the world where animals live. Billions of wonderful and diverse creatures live in the animal world, and we'll be looking at some of the most uninteresting of them - or, the least inte...
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Offending People Online - Your Guide
Offending people, something folk once went out of their way to avoid doing, so unpalatable were the consequences, is no longer taboo, and is now a fashionable, not to say 'pleasurable', thing to do. People nowadays become offended at anything.
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Idioms For Idiots
Students who are studying English as a Foreign Language (EFL) are always asking me about idioms. They seem to have a strange and unexplainable obsession with them. "Tea-cher, can you teach about idiom? I want to learn about idiom." It's not eas...
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Traffic Violations on the Rise in Wal Mart Stores
When electric carts made their debut in Wal Mart stores years ago, much of the public viewed them as a compassionate convenience for those with serious mobility issues. Today public opinion seems to be turning against cart-going patrons. Don't get...
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The Secrets of Companies that are Great at Firing
Ineffectual companies always hire large numbers of incompetent employees. One of the oldest corporate lies is that people are the most important of assets. If that were true, companies wouldn't have to assess why their hiring practices fail at rec...
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Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report
From the quill of Nancy Pelosi, [with apologies to Henry V and William Shakespeare.] To Attorney General Barr: Thou should doubt not that your loyal opposition in this House will prevail in our effort to obtain an unredacted copy of the Mueller...
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Full Time Community Interrogator Needed at Inhuman Services
There are some very strange organizations and advertisements out there, but what if you were to run across an organization putting forward an ad like this? Full-time directly unsupportive person needed to assist with daily unsupported personal ne...
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We Might as Well be Walking on the Sun
Many of us are already well aware that sanctions against the Putin regime have inconvenienced Vladimir Putin and his oligarchy. Oleg Deripaska was given a free ride from the U.S. Senate with regards to the sanctions against him. But Putin realizes...
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FBI - CIA “Honey Pot” Operation Falls Flat On Its Face
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim said he saw it coming: Pretty face, nice ass, low cut blouse with revealing cleavage; her 'come hither' smile said it all. In the Looking-Glass War led by Comey, Clapper and Brennan, against the forces of President Trump,...
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With a Song in His Heart, Patient Can't Stop Singing
Scene: The ER room at a large hospital in San Francisco. [Nurse] Doctor, the next patient is elderly, a bit balmy. He's a has-been, washed up, third-rate pop tune singer from the '40s and '50s who is very difficult to communicate with. [Doctor]...
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Republicans, Quit Picking On Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Republicans, quit picking on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. It’s just another failed attempt to pick on women smarter and sharper than you, in an effort to silence the little lady who belongs back in the kitchen whipping up your grits, clean...
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