Bloody Dictatorship China Say U.S. Criticism is Damaging Its Reputation
China the largest dictatorship on Earth has half a million, or more, Muslims in concentration camp towns, and working in prison factories. The rulers are very concerned that constant U.S. criticism about Human Rights and Taiwan Rights, is harming…
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21st Century Schizoid Man
June 14th is Donald Trump’s birthday. He’s a Gemini. Castor and Pollux make up the Twins, and anyone who has them in their brain may find they have at least two personalities at any given times. Sometimes those personalities conflict. They fight.
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It’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To
It’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To (with apologies to the lovely Lesley Gore) It's my Party, and I'll deny if I want to Deny if I want to Deny if I want to You would deny too, if it happened to you. Everyone knows Donald Trump was…
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Dozens of Texas Families Get Smuggled Over Border to Mexico, Due to Mass Shootings
A group of Texas Families had themselves and belongings smuggled into Mexico, due to fear of a future mass shooting. 'Thank heavens we are in a country where AK 47 guns are not legal’, said one of the mothers, when interviewed. 'And no nutsy…
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Supreme Court Approves Americans Owning Assault Rifles
Ignoring the first part of the Second Amendment about weapons being necessary for a Militia, the Supreme Court has ruled that all Americans have a Constitutional Right to own a military style assault rifle. However, they can't own a machine g…
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Coronavirus - the Little Virus That Could (I think I Can...I Think I Can...)
Far away, in another land, a little virus lived happily in the tropical woods. It lived in a Pangolin, an animal with scales, and did no harm to the Pangolin. The poor people in that country were very hungry and ate Pangolins and accidentally…
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I Get a CO2 High Now When I Go For My Daily Walk
I feel lightheaded when I do my daily walk now, here in Florida. I just sort of bounce along, feeling happy, and giggly. It is almost like Laughing Gas. (Or maybe it is Old Age.) There is so much C02 in the air now. The highest amount in world…
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No Principals
No Principals The principal walked into the staffroom There was a party in full swing There was booze and cakes and dancing A time to drink and laugh and sing Everyone knew this wasn’t on Hands, face, space was the saying But instead of st…
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Mitch McConnell Uncovers Truth of Guns Carried by George Washington
Mitch McConnell, after much research, has revealed that George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, all their lives, carried concealed loaded flintlock pistols in their pants, and had advanced, specially made, multiply firing muskets i…
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Condolence Cards from An Horrifically Honest Company
Exterior: Our deepest sympathies on the passing of your grandpa. Interior: You may wish to know that as he died, and blood poured from his asshole and buboes popped to release noxious greenish-yellow fluids all over his body, he said you were…
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More Illegal Tweets From Donald Trump - (June Edition)
ILLEGAL TWEETS FROM DONALD JONATHAN ERASMUS TRUMP TWEETED FROM HIS BEDROOM IN MAR-A-LAGO TWEET #1 - Greetings to my jillions and jillions of Trump supporters. I'm back with a vengeful vengeance and with lots and lots of sarcastic sarcasm. TWEET…
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Letters To The Editor: From Gov. Greg Abbott, Colin Kaepernick, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Donald Trump (June Edition)
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Compiled by Stormy Coin, Head Writer and Editor with The Daily Drama News Agency. Dear Editor: I swear that if people do not stop calling me an evil, low-life, bottom-feeding jerk off, I will roll my electric wheel…
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More Illegal Tweets From Trump (May Edition)
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - 3:13 AM TWEET #1 - I love, love, love Elon Musk. The sexy stud is going to buy Twitter and he has promised me that the first fucking thing he is going to do in "Unban" me. So in the immortal words of one of my all-time idols…
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Trump Hillbilly Pick May Win Ohio Senate Seat
Holy macaroni! J.D. Vance is a definite, maybe shoo-in for the U.S. Senate seat from Ohio. A venture capitalist, he has gained recognition through his book Hillbilly Elegy and Ron Howard's film production of the Vance book. Recently, he caught th…
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Things I Will Miss About No Longer Having to Wear A Mask
I can no longer use it to hide that I have forgotten to shave this morning. It will no longer cover up my smirk at someone’s stupid comment. The extra warmth it gives my jaw on those below freezing days. It will no longer cover up my bad br…
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