Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible

Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible

Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to, you can find calves and camels, canker worms and cattle, cocks and colts, crickets and crocodiles, but no ca...

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Funny story: The "Chain Letter" You Always Wanted To See But Never Actually Did

The "Chain Letter" You Always Wanted To See But Never Actually Did

Greetings! Your help is needed! Today, you have the special opportunity to make a real difference in somebody’s life. Please read the following story all the way through, and you will see why. I am an over-caffeinated, hyperactive, alcoholic, s...

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Funny story: How to Tell If Your College Football Team's Uniforms Are Gay

How to Tell If Your College Football Team's Uniforms Are Gay

BRISTOL, Conn.-- Are we hallucinating again, or have college football uniforms become even more gay-looking than before? When your alma mater takes the field, do its team members look like football players, or androgynous superheroes at a comic book...

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Funny story: How to Tell You're Watching Bad Porn

How to Tell You're Watching Bad Porn

Jesus once said, "The porn you will always have with you." He was right. In fact, porn is multiplying faster than the loaves and fishes. Last year more than 5.5 billion hours of porn were consumed on Pornhub, the world’s largest porn gallery (Pornhub...

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Funny story: 6 Life Lessons Your Professors Will Never Teach You In College

6 Life Lessons Your Professors Will Never Teach You In College

WARNING: This article lacks thematic unity, and it is not based on research. It contains grammar mistakes, illogical thought patterns, irreversible anger, iconoclastic nihilism, nihilistic iconoclasm, hyperactive thoughts, bad intentions, needless...

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Funny story: Whistleblower Paul Revere: "The British are coming!"

Whistleblower Paul Revere: "The British are coming!"

History tells us that the first American whistleblower was Paul Revere, on horseback, in the middle of the night, carrying a lantern, and warning, “The British are coming.” And thank goodness for whistleblower Paul Revere, otherwise Americans migh...

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Funny story: The Man's Guide To Surviving A Stent Removal

The Man's Guide To Surviving A Stent Removal

Did you know that if you have kidney surgery, the doctor will place an internal drainage tube called a stent in your ureter? Did you know that 6 weeks after the surgery, the doctor has to pull the stent out through your penis hole while you’re fully...

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Funny story: GanjaScope Is President Trump's Favorite Read

GanjaScope Is President Trump's Favorite Read

We "heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend" that GanjaScope℠ is President Trump's "favorite read." That's what friend #1 (initials IT) told us. Friend #2 (initials KC) reports that "Donald has someone read [Gan...

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Funny story: 10 Things You'll Never Hear On A College Campus

10 Things You'll Never Hear On A College Campus

1. “I've been doing some thinking lately, and I've come to the conclusion that this just isn't the career path I should be on. I've decided to go back home for a while, so that I can have more time to think about what I really want to do with my life...

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Funny story: Man's Favorite French Word Is 'Oiseaux'

Man's Favorite French Word Is 'Oiseaux'

French, as many people will tell you, is a Romance language, and, indeed, when spoken by those from France, has a rather romantic sound to it, but one man who is not from la belle pays has revealed that his favorite word in French is 'oiseaux'. Th...

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Funny story: Pot Is Dead

Pot Is Dead

If Nietzsche were alive today, he would have to declare, "Pott ist tot." Pot is dead. In Nietzsche's time, as in ours, these sorts of uber deaths occur long before most people notice. Indeed, there are still worshipers who attend church on Sunday, ev...

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Funny story: Introducing The Pumpkin Patch!

Introducing The Pumpkin Patch!

For years, Halloween marketing has catered to kids, young people, parents, that pervy guy at the end of the cul-de-sac who is always oh-so-eager to greet the trick-or-treaters, and tightly wound protestors looking to suck the fun out of any-and-every...

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Funny story: Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...

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Funny story: Presenting The Ganjascope℠, Your Horoscope on Pot

Presenting The Ganjascope℠, Your Horoscope on Pot

You hold in your hands (you're not still using a desk top, are you?) the astrological world's first Ganjascope℠, the horoscope that takes the logical out of astrological, that boldly goes where no other horoscope dares to tread (yes, the Ganjascope℠...

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Funny story: Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus

Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus

We hold no brief with invisible friends in the sky—not the nine choirs of angels, the eight maids a-milking, the heavenly hosts a-dancing, or the figments of anybody's fevered imagination. We are, however, fascinated with the Historical Jesus, the ap...

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Funny story: Don't Feel Up To Carving And Cleaning Your Pumpkins This Halloween? Let Vegan Zombies Do It For You!

Don't Feel Up To Carving And Cleaning Your Pumpkins This Halloween? Let Vegan Zombies Do It For You!

Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads are more than happy to turn their ravenous talents to scooping out the inna...

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Funny story: Homeless man gains home, loses identity

Homeless man gains home, loses identity

It’s called institutionalization. An individual’s psychosis after being quarantined, pigeon-holed into a certain lifestyle for an elongated interval. You might recall an infamous scene from Shawshank Redemption. An old man named Brooks receives...

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Funny story: The Ralph Lauren Express

The Ralph Lauren Express

Land in London, taxi to Woodstock for the Blenheim Horse Trials, then train to Scotland for falconry, at the British School of Falconry, train back down to London. Three in the morning, “ouch.” Serious big, “ouch”. Call the paramedics! No, not th...

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Funny story: Old Man yells at Cloud. Cloud responds.

Old Man yells at Cloud. Cloud responds.

A rising trend within the internet community over the past decade has been the popularization of memes. Some might say they are too popular. I’m not some people. While I agree memes increase the reduction of people’s attention spans, I cannot...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton – Dems Determined Not to Be Out-lied in 2020

Hillary Clinton – Dems Determined Not to Be Out-lied in 2020

Criticizing the Democratic National Committee (DNC) in her October 19 podcast with David Plouffe, Hillary Clinton claimed that, while the 2020 DNC should be a little better prepared than in 2016, the Democrats were still going to be “outgunned, outsp...

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