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Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Funny story: Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Christmas isn't always a happy time, and, for some people, it can be a period of downright misery. This was the case with one man on Christmas Day, when the pressure of his work, the failure of his relationship, and the alienation and isolation of being left all alone by the death of his mother earlier in the year, conspired against him. Roy Boggins, 57, a self-employed builder, woke up on Chri...

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April Fool!

Associated Press, February 7, 2019. Following his success in getting $5billion for his border wall, President Trump once again is threatening to shut down the federal government, this time over his demand that the U.S. Mint issue quarters, half dollars and silver dollars stamped with his likeness. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer have labelled this demand a “ch...

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10 MORE Common Statements That Really Piss Me Off

Funny story: 10 MORE Common Statements That Really Piss Me Off

1) It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that this quote originated from the Greek philosopher, Epictetus. I have nothing against this quote, and I actually agree with it to some degree. However, I do have a problem with people using this phrase when they give advice to others. The harsh reality about advice is that the on...

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Easier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States

Funny story: Easier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States

Taxpayers are all asking: Why is Trump making it easier for terrorists to board a plane than to walk into the United States? Inquiring minds need to know. Inquiring is sometimes spelled with an 'e' thanks to Trump pal, David Pecker. If terrorists, ISIS members, gangsters, drug dealers and “lots of other really bad people,” threaten the safety of the United States by crossing the border, shouldn’t...

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Similarities Between Fox News/the Republican Party and the Church of Scamatology

Funny story: Similarities Between Fox News/the Republican Party and the Church of Scamatology

Sociologists who examine cult phenomena have noticed similarities between the techniques of the Trump administration, the Republican Party, and Fox News: 1. They all illogically follow a leader who tells obvious falsehoods and is a blatant narcissicist and misogynist. 2. They both push books, supposedly instructive, that are loaded with bullshit. 3. The Trump administration and the "Chur...

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You Know You're Old When...

You know you're old - and maybe and old southern Californian: When none of the names on the senior golf tour are familiar. If you can remember using a fountain pen. When a successful morning is a satisfactory bowel movement. If you rememb...

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Mad Mueller, A Parody

Mad Mueller on a wintry day, rocked the office with a "Hey, Why no indictment of Trump the Younger? For news like that the press does hunger." Swearing, "Damn rot!" he sent out a plea, warning his aides from sea to sea, "We've got to get Tr...

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Opinion: If Vehicular Manslaughter is wrong I don’t wanna be right

This piece is an opinion piece and doesn’t represent the views of The Spoof Let me ask this question, when did our country become such a puritanical society that the very idea of vehicular manslaughter is now frowned upon across the political aisl...

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