American football Patriots get stuffed by England Rugby team!
'Rugger' is a real men's sport: Cauliflower ears, broken ribs, noses, black eyes (not painted ones), no protective gear, jock-straps covering 'cojones', scrums and tough cookies (not the internet type) crashing and smashing into each other. Americ...
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It's that time of year again - February - and that means only one thing: no, not St. Valentine's Day, or Mardi Gras, or even Pancake Day; it is, of course, Chinese New Year! The Chinese certainly like to be different. Not only do they like to spea...
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BILLINGSGATE POST: It appears that Slim Everdingle has a chick problem. At first glance, one would think they would be an odd couple; Ocasio-Cortez, a loudmouth commie-Iiberal who advocates the redistribution of wealth, and Everdingle, an integral...
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Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema America Needs. He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn't gone and dooded it. The Donald provided the laxatorial stimulus needed to remove decades of inner stagnant, potentially cancerous fecal growth that...
Read full storyThe 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.
What might be surprising to many, is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. However, the more extreme elements of Mohammedanism have rewritten certain famous aspects of the Old Testament to...
Read full storyMexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers
WASHINGTON DC - Now that the Democrat-controlled US Congress has passed a "Budget", Mexican Drug Cartels may be able to provide "Health Care Services" without fear of criminal charges and time in prison. With the support of many, many lobbyists and p...
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Wall Opponents Demonstrate and Show Their Hate of Walls
Opponents of a national wall on the U.S.-Mexico Border had a giant demonstration yesterday. Fueling the crowd, a bonfire was started using "The Wall" albums by Pink Floyd and Wall Street Journals. Videotapes of "The Wolf of Wall Street," Wall Street"...
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Alcohol giants Heineken have announced record profits this year thanks to improved sales of non-alcoholic drinks. We at Back and to the Left news believed that the only non-alcoholic beverage available was water, and we get that from the sea. So how...
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To many people, it's the most exciting sport on Earth - American Football - and, when the ball is booted into play in Super Bowl 53 on Sunday 3 February, about 50billion people around the world will tune in to watch. As well as being exciting, it'...
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Taxpayers are all asking: Why is Trump making it easier for terrorists to board a plane than to walk into the United States? Inquiring minds need to know. Inquiring is sometimes spelled with an 'e' thanks to Trump pal, David Pecker. If terrorists, ISIS members, gangsters, drug dealers and “lots of other really bad people,” threaten the safety of the United States by crossing the border, shouldn’t...
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WARNING: The following material contains offensive language; poor attempts at humor, untimely and inappropriate references to male and female genitalia; extremely long, eccentric, and needless descriptions of things that never really happen to people; a touch of caffeine-fueled intensity; a dose of alcohol-fueled creativity; an infinite load of 'un-called for' and misdirected anger towards things...
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This piece is an opinion piece and doesn’t represent the views of The Spoof Let me ask this question, when did our country become such a puritanical society that the very idea of vehicular manslaughter is now frowned upon across the political aisl...
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A few weeks ago, I wrote a story about buying a book from a charity shop in Cottingham, near Hull, in which I later discovered a £20 note that had been used as a bookmark by the book's previous owner. The book was 'Damn, you, England' by the playwright, John Osborne, the writer of the classic 1956 play, 'Look Back In Anger'. The book, a first edition, contains a selection of his writings which...
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