Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Holland
Holland is a lovely place, isn't it? And so flat! The perfect place to ride a bicycle, as flat as a pancake, with no impossibly-difficult hills to climb. Or that's what you think! Here are some things about Holland that you probably didn't know, a...
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Stop picking on Hollywood mothers with big smiles for trying to buy their kid into elite colleges. Indeed, it's painful enough for the mother to admit their kid is hopelessly slow. Why didn't they hire tutors to bridge the gap during high school?...
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Gary Johnson, 48, and the fictional subject of a few stories written by an equally fictional writer has insisted, that he really is not that interesting. 'The thing is,' said the fictional buffoon, 'I am completely fictional, but it does not mean...
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Switzerland! That picturesque Alpine wonderland, where every day is Christmas Day, and everyone rejoices every day of the year, simply because they are Swiss, and demented. Is it all it's cracked-up to be? Read on, and let me shatter your illusion...
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Alcohol giants Heineken have announced record profits this year thanks to improved sales of non-alcoholic drinks. We at Back and to the Left news believed that the only non-alcoholic beverage available was water, and we get that from the sea. So how...
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It's that time of year again - February - and that means only one thing: no, not St. Valentine's Day, or Mardi Gras, or even Pancake Day; it is, of course, Chinese New Year! The Chinese certainly like to be different. Not only do they like to spea...
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Remember us, assholes? Back before the Migrant Caravan, and the “rapists” and “murderers” swarming your borders (“swarming,” ha!), you numb nuts were afraid of us: Africanized Killer Bees. Remember us, now? Your worst, goddamned nightmare: bees f...
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A throwaway dare to 'put the bus window in' was made by a teenage boy to two of his friends, seconds before he boarded a number 33 bus in Hull, in the 1980s. The boy, Anthony Stevenson, grinned as he made the challenge to his two friends, Gram Hew...
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