Funny story: Trump Is Making Noise Again

Trump Is Making Noise Again

The kid from the back of the classroom is making noise again. Back again? Trump never left. He thinks masks are silly. He never wears one. He thinks it’s macho not to wear a mask. Okay. He made fun of Joe Biden wearing a mask to lay a wreat...

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Funny story: The Hymie COWVID19 tragedy

The Hymie COWVID19 tragedy

Old McDonald’s White Farm - We knew Hymie was special when we brought him in from the fields that warm September, when we were young and shallow fellows. All of us wanted to be the one chosen to eat him. But I was the one who drew the long st...

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Funny story: Julius Caesar Parodies Shakespeare's Most Famous Lines

Julius Caesar Parodies Shakespeare's Most Famous Lines

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Will 'the playwright' Shakespeare got a lot of mileage out of his silly play about me, so, after all these years, I've decided to strike back by parodying Will's most oft-quoted phrases from his plays. A few of these are actually from...

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Funny story: Evil Force Travels From Trump's Ass To His Brain

Evil Force Travels From Trump's Ass To His Brain

When we look back to the time before 2016, we find ourselves living in a world of events, which would have been inconceivable before the inauguration of Trump. Obama, whatever his faults, was a rational man who pursued intelligent policies. He was p...

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Funny story: Motorized BarcaLoungers Replace Scooters In Beaver Crossing

Motorized BarcaLoungers Replace Scooters In Beaver Crossing

BILLINGSGATE POST: A mad genius? Perhaps. Elmer Smuckmeister, a retired farmer and bon vivant, who made and lost fortunes by thinking outside the envelope, was the first to purchase a scooter franchise in the early days of this revolutionary transp...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Is Not Like A Broken Leg

Coronavirus Is Not Like A Broken Leg

Coronavirus is not like a broken leg. Coronavirus is contagious. It is a deadly contagion. That means you can catch it from someone who is standing too close to you, is not wearing a mask, and you can die. Dying is forever. A broken leg is temporary.

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Funny story: Words to the Wise: Top Ten Lockdown-Era Definitions You Need to Know NOW!

Words to the Wise: Top Ten Lockdown-Era Definitions You Need to Know NOW!

Granted, humans may have stopped evolving, but not language! Ever fluid, in this, the lockdown era, words and phrases have continued to morph and metastasize in ways that would have been nearly impossible to predict only months ago. Don’t be left...

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Funny story: Of Course Trump Can’t Wear A Mask

Of Course Trump Can’t Wear A Mask

Place after place that Donald Trump has visited, he fails to wear a mask. Few people question, Why? Others silently mumble to one another and snicker to themselves. Silly, if Donald Trump were to wear a mask, just imagine what would happen to his...

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Funny story: President Trump May Have to Sell Trump Tower Due to His Personal Financial Mess

President Trump May Have to Sell Trump Tower Due to His Personal Financial Mess

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is still furious with his press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, for exposing his bank account number and routing number to the entire civilized world. Meanwhile, Trump’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, informed t...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan and Howard Stern Both Agree That Trump Has Finally Gone Bat Shit Crazy

Piers Morgan and Howard Stern Both Agree That Trump Has Finally Gone Bat Shit Crazy

NEW YORK CITY – Howard Stern and Piers Morgan recently met and talked about putting on a benefit to raise money for food stamp recipients. The two also talked about the New York Giants, Manchester United, and the gorgeously sultry Sofia Vergara.

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Funny story: Trump Threatens To Withhold Drowning Michigan Funds

Trump Threatens To Withhold Drowning Michigan Funds

Donald Trump is threatening to withhold drowning Michigan emergency funding. After two of Michigan’s dams failed, 10,000 citizens had to flee to higher ground, and one city is under ten feet of water. So Donald J. Trump is now threatening to deny...

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Funny story: Sore Loser Donald Trump

Sore Loser Donald Trump

The schoolyard taunts are growing against Donald Trump. Trump is going to lose his reelection, and he is already showing signs of being a sore loser. Stinking sore! Instead of accepting his fate, and demonstrating that cheerleading, happy talk and...

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Funny story: Coronavirus: Things We Should Expect To Happen Next

Coronavirus: Things We Should Expect To Happen Next

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, is said to have surfaced in Wuhan, China, in January this year, but French scientists claim that patients on whom they ran tests in November 2019, were already carrying the virus. So far, we know very little about it as...

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Funny story: Is Trump Taking Hydroxychloroquine?

Is Trump Taking Hydroxychloroquine?

So honk your horn if you believe Donald J. Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine. You know he can’t even spell the word. It’s over one syllable. He can barely pronounce it. Again, it's over one syllable. “I’ve talked to lots of doctors about it,” he...

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Funny story: Part II: Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth

Part II: Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth

In the first part of this piece, I discussed a possible Democratic response to a Republican narrative that asserts that, unlike “Grabby Joe Biden”, Donald Trump has not been accused of sexual misconduct while in public office. The Democratic counter...

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Funny story: Trump Says: Get Me Out Of Here

Trump Says: Get Me Out Of Here

Trying in every which way, Donald J. Trump, really, (as Sally Field might say) wants to get out of the White House. The job is too hard. The presidency, being head of state, all that Hail To The Chief music, the Secret Service, morning briefings, wea...

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Funny story: Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth [Part 1]

Trump, Conway, Conway, and a Lecture on Truth [Part 1]

U.S. politics have been a bit more civil than usual over the past several weeks, but that will change dramatically as the November election approaches. Furthermore, the credible sexual assault charges that have been made against Joe Biden will chang...

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Funny story: Mumsers: Why Shoe Salesmen Die Young

Mumsers: Why Shoe Salesmen Die Young

BILLINGSGATE POST: Most men know a mumser or two. Even though they may not know what a mumser is, they will immediately be able to identify one, once they understand the characteristics framing them. Especially if they ever sold women’s shoes. Bu...

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Funny story: Biden says Lockdown must continue or his voters will Run!

Biden says Lockdown must continue or his voters will Run!

Joe Biden, commander of the repressive government forces stated that, "the lockdown of American voters must continue or the plantation workers will revolt and run". Biden says full government control is essential for the electoral process to be fu...

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Funny story: How a Court Reporter's Error Made School Chatter Legal

How a Court Reporter's Error Made School Chatter Legal

We thought we knew all the gimmicks that self-appointed "education reformers" have conjured up in their unending battle against America's public schools. But a San Bernardino Superior Court ruling revealed a unique "reform" when the judge's order was...

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