Prince Andrew Digs A Big Hole, Then Gets Into It
Prince Andrew, the former friend of former person, Jeffrey Epstein, spoke to the BBC's Emily Maitlis on Friday, and tried to explain his side of the story with regard to indulging in an underage sex romp with a girl who was just 17. But it didn't...
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The Ultimate Male Dating Profile
Dating is never an easy thing. A lot of men have self-confidence issues when it comes to putting themselves out there in order to find a really attractive female. You have to believe in yourself, and put on your absolute best, but you also do not w...
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Clean Shaven Satan Mocks Goatee Fashion
For the first time in recent memory, Satan appeared in public without his devilish goatee. His Evilness—clean shaven and wearing cutoff jeans, a hoodie, and Blackspot Adbusters—was recognized by Helen Gunderssonn, lifestyle editor for the Minneapolis...
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The Ultimate Female Dating Profile
Online dating can be just as difficult for women as it is for men. Putting yourself out there to find the right person is never an easy task. Women often face the same problems that men do in terms of confidence as well as the challenge of pres...
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Introducing the World's First Horoscope for Cats
Unlike other astrologers, who rely on the mundane, the analog, and the antiquated to arrive at their “predictions,” Catmando boldly goes where no members of the cosmological fraternity dare to venture, predicting the future almost before it happens a...
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LeRoy Ephers Abandons Van after Beer Runs Out, Runs for Alabama Senate Seat
Despite evidence to the contrary by several right-wing news outlets, at least one local reporter has recently confirmed that LeRoy Ephers is in fact running for the 2020 open senate seat in Alabama. In a lucky and timely moment, local high school...
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Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible
Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to, you can find calves and camels, canker worms and cattle, cocks and colts, crickets and crocodiles, but no ca...
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How to Tell If Your College Football Team's Uniforms Are Gay
BRISTOL, Conn.-- Are we hallucinating again, or have college football uniforms become even more gay-looking than before? When your alma mater takes the field, do its team members look like football players, or androgynous superheroes at a comic book...
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The "Chain Letter" You Always Wanted To See But Never Actually Did
Greetings! Your help is needed! Today, you have the special opportunity to make a real difference in somebody’s life. Please read the following story all the way through, and you will see why. I am an over-caffeinated, hyperactive, alcoholic, s...
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How to Tell You're Watching Bad Porn
Jesus once said, "The porn you will always have with you." He was right. In fact, porn is multiplying faster than the loaves and fishes. Last year more than 5.5 billion hours of porn were consumed on Pornhub, the world’s largest porn gallery (Pornhub...
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6 Life Lessons Your Professors Will Never Teach You In College
WARNING: This article lacks thematic unity, and it is not based on research. It contains grammar mistakes, illogical thought patterns, irreversible anger, iconoclastic nihilism, nihilistic iconoclasm, hyperactive thoughts, bad intentions, needless...
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Whistleblower Paul Revere: "The British are coming!"
History tells us that the first American whistleblower was Paul Revere, on horseback, in the middle of the night, carrying a lantern, and warning, “The British are coming.” And thank goodness for whistleblower Paul Revere, otherwise Americans migh...
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GanjaScope Is President Trump's Favorite Read
We "heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend" that GanjaScope℠ is President Trump's "favorite read." That's what friend #1 (initials IT) told us. Friend #2 (initials KC) reports that "Donald has someone read [Gan...
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The Man's Guide To Surviving A Stent Removal
Did you know that if you have kidney surgery, the doctor will place an internal drainage tube called a stent in your ureter? Did you know that 6 weeks after the surgery, the doctor has to pull the stent out through your penis hole while you’re fully...
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Presenting The Ganjascope℠, Your Horoscope on Pot
You hold in your hands (you're not still using a desk top, are you?) the astrological world's first Ganjascope℠, the horoscope that takes the logical out of astrological, that boldly goes where no other horoscope dares to tread (yes, the Ganjascope℠...
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Man's Favorite French Word Is 'Oiseaux'
French, as many people will tell you, is a Romance language, and, indeed, when spoken by those from France, has a rather romantic sound to it, but one man who is not from la belle pays has revealed that his favorite word in French is 'oiseaux'. Th...
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Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast
WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...
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10 Things You'll Never Hear On A College Campus
1. “I've been doing some thinking lately, and I've come to the conclusion that this just isn't the career path I should be on. I've decided to go back home for a while, so that I can have more time to think about what I really want to do with my life...
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Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus
We hold no brief with invisible friends in the sky—not the nine choirs of angels, the eight maids a-milking, the heavenly hosts a-dancing, or the figments of anybody's fevered imagination. We are, however, fascinated with the Historical Jesus, the ap...
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