Funny story - Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?

Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?

Donald Trump's life choices prove he wasn't the brightest kid in his class, but urging Republicans not to vote? That is like a gift of gold to the Democrats. Hey Wharton, do you still claim him as a graduate? What are you teaching your students? N…

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Funny story - Facebook To Turn A New Page

Facebook To Turn A New Page

After Facebook's whistle-blower testimony before the Senate Commerce Committee by France Haugen about manipulating data and facts by the internet giant, Facebook did a slow cringe. They were the stretched-out tee-shirt school kids who started a s…

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Funny story - Sentences That Can Be Interpreted In Two Completely Opposite Ways

Sentences That Can Be Interpreted In Two Completely Opposite Ways

Sometime a sentence can mean exactly the opposite of what the speaker or writer intended. That's due in part to conflicting meanings that many words have or the way the sentence is phrased. Here are some prime examples: On the last day of the se…

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Funny story - Texas Governor Abbott Is The Wizard Of Pregnancy

Texas Governor Abbott Is The Wizard Of Pregnancy

What if a 12-year-old girl, who hasn't started her menstrual cycle, is raped by a relative or neighbor? How could she know if she were pregnant before 5 weeks, Governor Abbott? What if there isn't a doctor in the area or a Planned Parenthood? Supp…

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Funny story - The Memory of Melania Trump Emerges Once Again

The Memory of Melania Trump Emerges Once Again

Remember when babies and children were ripped from their mother’s arms at the Mexican border and put into cages? Mrs. Trump took a trip to the Mexican border wearing a green jacket. Printed on the back of the jacket in sloppy white letters was: I don…

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Funny story - Shot Of Botox Versus Shot Of Covid Vaccine?

Shot Of Botox Versus Shot Of Covid Vaccine?

Why do some anti-vax people use Botox to eliminate lines and wrinkles but reject the Covid-19 vaccine that can save their life? Botox is made from a toxin. "Set it up, Joe. Let me have a shot between the eyes and get rid of my 11's.

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Funny story - Bertie Wooster and Jeeves are in 'spiffing' form as they bash Jaggedone's 'lugholes' once again!

Bertie Wooster and Jeeves are in 'spiffing' form as they bash Jaggedone's 'lugholes' once again!

05.00 AM somewhere in Jaggedone's balding bonce as he tosses (now, now, not that form of tossing!) and turns attempting to ignore the higher echelons of Brit aristocracy, but to no avail! "Now Jeeves old Bean, I heard that scoundrel, Johnson, want…

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Funny story - Texas Is Crushing Voting Rights

Texas Is Crushing Voting Rights

First, it was women’s health rights, as in Roe v Wade, limiting women to receive a legal termination within the first 5 weeks of pregnancy. That was a Texas decision by men (Guess what?) who have never been or will ever be pregnant. Why did men e…

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Funny story - Pinocchio The Puppet

Pinocchio The Puppet

The best version: Long ago, an old satanist named Geppetto was caught shoplifting in a store in his village. He was sent to a dungeon where he was tortured. His hands were put in an iron vise and afterwards fire ants were placed on them while he s…

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Funny story - Oprah Winfrey Interviews The Extremely Hateful Marjorie Taylor Greene

Oprah Winfrey Interviews The Extremely Hateful Marjorie Taylor Greene

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – It is no secret that Marjorie Taylor Greene has become the most hated, despised, piece-of-shit politician in the entire United States, and there are lots of them! The National Whispers News Agency has just named Mar…

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Funny story - How old people are screwed by computers

How old people are screwed by computers

Everyone knows that old people and computers don't mix. The case of the absconded email password illustrates exactly how the curdling takes place, orchestrated by big tech. This is the notorious case of Miss Wiggins, an old maid who lives alone…

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Funny story - Like Garbo, Trump Speaks Now And Then

Like Garbo, Trump Speaks Now And Then

Like silent film actress Greta Garbo, Donald Trump speaks now and then. Of course, many would prefer he spoke neither now or then. But he thinks he has something to say. Unfortunately, Trump's most recent something to say praised Confederate General…

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Funny story - Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

No way did Trump let the door hit him on the way out. Nah! He said he’d be back by August because his re-election was rigged. Does anyone see Trump and Be Best back in the White House? It seems he’s still in Mar-a-Lago and doing night rallies wit…

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Funny story - Here’s A Nightmare: Joe Biden Impeached

Here’s A Nightmare: Joe Biden Impeached

The situation in Afghanistan is a mess. Joe Biden spoke the truth about getting U.S. troops out of a twenty-year war on the other side of the world. But, unfortunately there appeared to be no planning for the U.S. exit. Biden's dog Major might have b…

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Funny story - The Three Little Pigs and The Gay Wolf

The Three Little Pigs and The Gay Wolf

The best version: Once upon a time there was a mother pig who had three little pigs named Corn, Biscuit and Doughnut. Her husband was a drunkard who would listen to pop music all day. One day she said to them, "It's time for you to go out into…

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Funny story - Last Seen, Prince Harry Juggling Balls

Last Seen, Prince Harry Juggling Balls

Yes, it has come to that: The very ridiculous. Prince Harry is seen through a window outdoors juggling his balls while his wife sits at a table, used as a desk, directing a not at all funny and bizarre video. If that video doesn’t point out the su…

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Funny story - The World Might Be Dreaming Of A Variant Christmas

The World Might Be Dreaming Of A Variant Christmas

The saying goes: It came back and bit him in the rear. This could apply to someone who ignores good advice, makes a mistake, and ends up in serious trouble. Dumb, dumb, dumb! I should have, could have, would have listened. It seems millions…

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Funny story - They Drank Trump’s Kool-Aid And Now They Are Dying

They Drank Trump’s Kool-Aid And Now They Are Dying

Donald Trump said the Coronavirus was like the flu. No need to wear a mask or get a vaccination. Vaccines aren’t safe. The virus will be gone by the summer when the weather gets warmer. Drink a shot of Lysol or Clorox instead. Like the poisoned Ko…

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Funny story - Calls For Cuomo To Resign Or Else He's Going To Be Impeached

Calls For Cuomo To Resign Or Else He's Going To Be Impeached

There are calls for New York Governor Andrew Cuomo to resign or be impeached. Not exactly a choice between Ice cream or pie, but that's the dessert that's being offered up to the Governor. He could say no to both choices and sit it out like Trump…

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Funny story - Books We'd All Love to Read

Books We'd All Love to Read

Donald Trump - One Tweet Over the Line (a winners book for pussies who still pretend I lost) Christopher Wray - How I Maintained My Integrity While Others Chose to Follow the Law Leonardo DeCaprio - The Man Who Single Handedly Ended MMGW By Fly…

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