Funny story - Bloody Dictatorship China Say U.S. Criticism is Damaging Its Reputation

Bloody Dictatorship China Say U.S. Criticism is Damaging Its Reputation

China the largest dictatorship on Earth has half a million, or more, Muslims in concentration camp towns, and working in prison factories. The rulers are very concerned that constant U.S. criticism about Human Rights and Taiwan Rights, is harming…

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Funny story - 21st Century Schizoid Man

21st Century Schizoid Man

June 14th is Donald Trump’s birthday. He’s a Gemini. Castor and Pollux make up the Twins, and anyone who has them in their brain may find they have at least two personalities at any given times. Sometimes those personalities conflict. They fight.

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Funny story - It’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To

It’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To

It’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To (with apologies to the lovely Lesley Gore) It's my Party, and I'll deny if I want to Deny if I want to Deny if I want to You would deny too, if it happened to you. Everyone knows Donald Trump was…

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Funny story - Dozens of Texas Families Get Smuggled Over Border to Mexico, Due to Mass Shootings

Dozens of Texas Families Get Smuggled Over Border to Mexico, Due to Mass Shootings

A group of Texas Families had themselves and belongings smuggled into Mexico, due to fear of a future mass shooting. 'Thank heavens we are in a country where AK 47 guns are not legal’, said one of the mothers, when interviewed. 'And no nutsy…

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Funny story - Supreme Court Approves Americans Owning Assault Rifles

Supreme Court Approves Americans Owning Assault Rifles

Ignoring the first part of the Second Amendment about weapons being necessary for a Militia, the Supreme Court has ruled that all Americans have a Constitutional Right to own a military style assault rifle. However, they can't own a machine g…

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Funny story - Coronavirus - the Little Virus That Could (I think I Can...I Think I Can...)

Coronavirus - the Little Virus That Could (I think I Can...I Think I Can...)

Far away, in another land, a little virus lived happily in the tropical woods. It lived in a Pangolin, an animal with scales, and did no harm to the Pangolin. The poor people in that country were very hungry and ate Pangolins and accidentally…

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Funny story - I Get a CO2 High Now When I Go For My Daily Walk

I Get a CO2 High Now When I Go For My Daily Walk

I feel lightheaded when I do my daily walk now, here in Florida. I just sort of bounce along, feeling happy, and giggly. It is almost like Laughing Gas. (Or maybe it is Old Age.) There is so much C02 in the air now. The highest amount in world…

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Funny story - No Principals

No Principals

No Principals The principal walked into the staffroom There was a party in full swing There was booze and cakes and dancing A time to drink and laugh and sing Everyone knew this wasn’t on Hands, face, space was the saying But instead of st…

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Funny story - Mitch McConnell Uncovers Truth of Guns Carried by George Washington

Mitch McConnell Uncovers Truth of Guns Carried by George Washington

Mitch McConnell, after much research, has revealed that George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, all their lives, carried concealed loaded flintlock pistols in their pants, and had advanced, specially made, multiply firing muskets i…

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Funny story - Condolence Cards from An Horrifically Honest Company

Condolence Cards from An Horrifically Honest Company

Exterior: Our deepest sympathies on the passing of your grandpa. Interior: You may wish to know that as he died, and blood poured from his asshole and buboes popped to release noxious greenish-yellow fluids all over his body, he said you were…

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Funny story - More Illegal Tweets From Donald Trump - (June Edition)

More Illegal Tweets From Donald Trump - (June Edition)

ILLEGAL TWEETS FROM DONALD JONATHAN ERASMUS TRUMP TWEETED FROM HIS BEDROOM IN MAR-A-LAGO TWEET #1 - Greetings to my jillions and jillions of Trump supporters. I'm back with a vengeful vengeance and with lots and lots of sarcastic sarcasm. TWEET…

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Funny story - Letters To The Editor: From Gov. Greg Abbott, Colin Kaepernick, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Donald Trump (June Edition)

Letters To The Editor: From Gov. Greg Abbott, Colin Kaepernick, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Donald Trump (June Edition)

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Compiled by Stormy Coin, Head Writer and Editor with The Daily Drama News Agency. Dear Editor: I swear that if people do not stop calling me an evil, low-life, bottom-feeding jerk off, I will roll my electric wheel…

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Funny story - Ironies Of Our Present Times

Ironies Of Our Present Times

Russia stated that anyone spreading ‘false information’ about its armed forces in the ‘war of liberation’ in Ukraine will get a 15 year prison sentence. So that means that Putin, if it were applied to him, should be in the slammer for about 15,000…

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Funny story - More Illegal Tweets From Trump (May Edition)

More Illegal Tweets From Trump (May Edition)

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - 3:13 AM TWEET #1 - I love, love, love Elon Musk. The sexy stud is going to buy Twitter and he has promised me that the first fucking thing he is going to do in "Unban" me. So in the immortal words of one of my all-time idols…

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Funny story - Trump Hillbilly Pick May Win Ohio Senate Seat

Trump Hillbilly Pick May Win Ohio Senate Seat

Holy macaroni! J.D. Vance is a definite, maybe shoo-in for the U.S. Senate seat from Ohio. A venture capitalist, he has gained recognition through his book Hillbilly Elegy and Ron Howard's film production of the Vance book. Recently, he caught th…

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Funny story - Other Ministries Joe Is Considering

Other Ministries Joe Is Considering

Ministry of Awesomeness Ministry of Doubleplusungood Ministry of Ministry (ROCK ON!) Ministry of We’re Not Spying On You We Swear Ministry of Hollywood Stars Are Better Than You Ministry of Keepin’ It Real Ministry of Fuck All Mi…

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Funny story - That thing you are doing, just stop it

That thing you are doing, just stop it

Are you reading the Daily Mail? Just stop doing it. Are you going to say 'Great pic' about an out of focus photo on social media? Just stop doing it. Are you reading something about politics? Just stop doing it.. Are you writing to…

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Funny story - When will trainspotting be trendy?

When will trainspotting be trendy?

Hello, Mr Ray Ving here. You might remember me from such thought-provoking articles as My Chimpanzee only holds my hand, My Head, not your head, My Head, and that other one. Anyway, it strikes me occasionally, (like a broken clock) that the med…

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Funny story - Things I Will Miss About No Longer Having to Wear A Mask

Things I Will Miss About No Longer Having to Wear A Mask

I can no longer use it to hide that I have forgotten to shave this morning. It will no longer cover up my smirk at someone’s stupid comment. The extra warmth it gives my jaw on those below freezing days. It will no longer cover up my bad br…

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Funny story - A New Pun From An Old Spoofer

A New Pun From An Old Spoofer

The young first-year philosophy professor faced a common end-of-the-term dilemma in an introductory course: one two-hour session left but four hours of ideas that had not been presented yet. Moreover, he was losing his voice. The raspy sound w…

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