Funny story - Donald Trump finally grows some balls and admits that he has a daughter born out of wedlock

Donald Trump finally grows some balls and admits that he has a daughter born out of wedlock

Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb has just broken the story that finally after denying it for 40 years, the adult with the baby hands and fingers (that be Trump) has finally grown some gonads (onions, balls) and admitted that yes, a gorgeously s…

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Funny story - Hackers leak new song lyrics for one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas

Hackers leak new song lyrics for one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas

Hackers corrupted a leading Hollywood songwriter's computer today, causing a much-talked-about song to be leaked to the general public. Rumors are swirling in the music community that the song is to be sung by one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas.

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Funny story - Famous Weird Things About Some Of Our Favorite People

Famous Weird Things About Some Of Our Favorite People

In the realm of entertainment, truth can often be stranger than fiction. From mistaken identities to unexpected talents, the stories behind the stars never cease to amaze. Take a journey through the bewildering world of Hollywood oddities. Neil Di…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Goes In For A Tummy Tuck Estimate - The Cost Is Astronomical!

Donald Trump Goes In For A Tummy Tuck Estimate - The Cost Is Astronomical!

PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - The fat ass that has ballooned up to 367¼ pounds (none other than Trump) has decided that he needs to get a damn tummy tuck because when he stands naked in the shower he cannot see his little bitty binky (dick) or…

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Funny story - President Biden Has Consulted His Attorney General To Find a Way To Deport Trump To Siberia

President Biden Has Consulted His Attorney General To Find a Way To Deport Trump To Siberia

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden told Vox Populi's Tapioca Swizzle that he has instructed his Attorney General Merrick Garland to find a way in which the worthless, no account, oatmeal-for-brains Trump can be sent to Siberia permane…

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Funny story - Trump Is So Depressed He's Now Taken Up Smoking

Trump Is So Depressed He's Now Taken Up Smoking

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - An anonymous Mar-a-Lago employee has revealed that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is so depressed and miserable that he has taken up smoking. The insider stated that the Orange Whale is smoking four packs of Marlboros e…

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Funny story - Due To His 36,000 Plus Lies, Trump Now Has a Horrendous Tongue Infection

Due To His 36,000 Plus Lies, Trump Now Has a Horrendous Tongue Infection

MIAMI - (Spoof News) - Despite countless warnings from his soon-to-be-ex-wife Melania, the notorious liar known as Moby Dickless refused to stop his deceitful ways. Now, personal physician Dr. Yang Fufi has revealed that the Pussy Grabber has deve…

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Funny story - A List of Tweets From Donald "The Loser" Trump

A List of Tweets From Donald "The Loser" Trump

BREAKING NEWS: THE ORANGE WHALE'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED In a shocking turn of events, sources close to "The Evil Fatso" confirm that his days of freedom are numbered. It's said that the walls of his New York State courthouse cell are literally closing…

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Funny story - New Jersey Has Just Banned Trump From Ever Entering The State

New Jersey Has Just Banned Trump From Ever Entering The State

TRENTON, New Jersey - (Satire News) - The New Jersey state legislature has just voted to never allow Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump to enter the "Garden State." The state senate vote was 95 against Trump, 4 for Trump, and one abstention. Sen. Wo…

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Funny story - The FBI Has Just Announced That Donald Trump and Alex Murdaugh Will Be Cellmates At Sing Sing Federal Prison

The FBI Has Just Announced That Donald Trump and Alex Murdaugh Will Be Cellmates At Sing Sing Federal Prison

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a very surprising announcement the FBI has just informed the news media that two pieces of baboon shit (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump and Alexander Beverly Murdaugh) will be sharing a jail cell at the infamou…

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Funny story - Another lie by Donald Trump

Another lie by Donald Trump

Writing that Donald Trump said he was Robert Redford in a fat suit was an example of satire. Alternatively, it was a joke. However, Donald Trump still has an issue with the truth. George Washington said, "I cannot tell a lie." It remains his epit…

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Funny story - Kimberly Guilfoyle Confirms That Her Future Daddy-In-Law, Donald The Perv Has Been Placed On Suicide Watch

Kimberly Guilfoyle Confirms That Her Future Daddy-In-Law, Donald The Perv Has Been Placed On Suicide Watch

BROOKLYN, New York - (Spoof News) - The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper reports that ToxicTrump has been put on suicide watch Reporter Carmine Calatino said that he caught a glimpse of the haggard looking, 34-count indicted asshole and said t…

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Funny story - Trump Is Practicing Opening His Mouth Nice and Wide For When He Goes To Prison and He Comes Face-To-Face With The Horny Inmates

Trump Is Practicing Opening His Mouth Nice and Wide For When He Goes To Prison and He Comes Face-To-Face With The Horny Inmates

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump was in "The Big Apple" visiting the young son that calls him 'my sperm donor daddy' (Barron). While in the city that never sleeps he was asked by a reporter for The New York Sunshine Observer if he was ready t…

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Funny story - Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Want To Have An Intervention With Their Evil Dad, But The Trumpturd Says He's Damn Perfect

Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Want To Have An Intervention With Their Evil Dad, But The Trumpturd Says He's Damn Perfect

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump's two oldest sons Eric "Goofy" Trump and Don "Dopey" Trump Jr. are worried that their father could end up simply walking off into the Atlantic Ocean at Mar-a-Lago. According to Don Jr's, semi-loose girlfriend,…

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Funny story - President Biden In a Gesture of Goodwill Says He Will Lend Trump 75¢

President Biden In a Gesture of Goodwill Says He Will Lend Trump 75¢

WASHINGTON D.C. - (Spoof News) - President Biden was laughing as he told the White House Press Corps that he will be lending "Moby The Whale" (Trump) 75¢ toward his legal defense. POTUS did note that he wants to be repaid $3 (icluding interest).

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Funny story - An Arrest Warrant Has Been Issued For Donald Trump But The Orange Nutcase Has Gone Into Hiding

An Arrest Warrant Has Been Issued For Donald Trump But The Orange Nutcase Has Gone Into Hiding

LOCATION UNKNOWN - (Spoof Satire) - The FBI's Most Wanted Criminal, aka Trump The Chump, knows full-well that it is just a matter of time before he is arrested and his fat, cellulite-riddled ass in occupying Sing Sing Federal Prison. All throughou…

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Funny story - Big Al forms an exploratory committee

Big Al forms an exploratory committee

“Okay, okay!” Big Al fired a shot into the ceiling. “Youse guys in the back, settle down, we got serious business to get to.” He turned to the man seated next to him. “Jimmy?” Jimmy Two Nose got to his feet. “We set up focus groups in two counties…

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Funny story - Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Wife complains that cross-dressing husband prettier than her

Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Wife complains that cross-dressing husband prettier than her

Syndicated by over 100 newspapers, this popular feature has not appeared on The Spoof for over a year due to Covid restrictions. Questions that only Dr. Billingsgate would dare to answer are given priority: Dear Dr. Billingsgate: My husband a…

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Funny story - Evangelicals will not obey the Bible anymore …well, not the Old part anyway

Evangelicals will not obey the Bible anymore …well, not the Old part anyway

Biblical “scholars” are frightened and confused by a certain passage in the Bible that is being brought into a new light, via Twitter and other anger-inducing web pages. Now let’s get one thing clear: this occurs in the Old Testament part, not the…

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Funny story - Mary of Nazareth was a street walker - dear Christ!

Mary of Nazareth was a street walker - dear Christ!

Satanic News: Mary divorced her husband Joseph of Nazareth when she caught him in bed with another man. That's when she decided to became a prostitute in the early stage of her son's life when he was nine years old. She abandoned her son Jesus an…

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