A list of Tweets from Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump, the eldest daughter of Donald Trump, has recently tweeted a collection of light-hearted messages about her family, including her father, her two older brothers, Melania, and others. A COLLECTION OF TWEETS FROM THE BRAIN OF IVANKA TRU…
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Ask Dr. Billingsgate: First Lady wonders why Joe is coughing up hairballs
Dr. Billingsgate provides advice to a woman who fears that her husband has been “sniffing around.” Dear Dr. Billingsgate, I hope you don't think I'm being paranoid. But lately, I have been finding black hairballs around the White House. I'm…
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Explaining guns and fascism to adult American children
Sometimes one must talk to an adult as one would a child, especially if said adult has a love for guns. Otherwise known as an American. So I’ll take this slow. All those oppressed peoples may not have had guns, that is true. But those rounding…
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Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Wife complains that cross-dressing husband prettier than her
Syndicated by over 100 newspapers, this popular feature has not appeared on The Spoof for over a year due to Covid restrictions. Questions that only Dr. Billingsgate would dare to answer are given priority: Dear Dr. Billingsgate: My husband a…
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Similarities between Trump and Napoleon
In the grand opera of history, we find the robust parallels between two unlikely figures. Stage right: Donald J. Trump, former reality star turned U.S. President, whose hair and skin defies Pantone’s color chart. Stage left: Napoleon Bonaparte, whose…
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Alfred E. Neuman creates his own world on paper
Have you ever wondered why some movies don't have the ending or the script that you like? Do you wish it were different? Well, Alfred E. Neuman, decided to change the story of Tolkien's 'The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,' so he can read wha…
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Latinos Demand U.S. Pay for Their Sex Changes
President Biden In a Gesture of Goodwill Says He Will Lend Trump 75¢
Time for SPAIN to Pay Up: Former World Colonizer Owes U.S.Trillions of Dollars
Don't Judge Me
Donald Trump Goes In For A Tummy Tuck Estimate - The Cost Is Astronomical!
Beloved Childhood Characters All Turning Trans
Grandpa & Grandma Havin’ Non-Stop Vaccine Sex Orgies!
HOA Performs First Resident Execution Ever!
I’m A Doctor, Not An Actor
An Arrest Warrant Has Been Issued For Donald Trump But The Orange Nutcase Has Gone Into Hiding
MIRA! MS 12.5, El PENDEHO, Presidente! State Patrol Captures CopKiller in CUBA
Nation's Hospital Accreditation Agency Identifies Sixth Vital Sign!!!
A Hillbilly amusement park that's ageless to many
Rockford, IL—As she walked through a fairground called Mayberry Town, she was in a hurry to make it to the portable toilet. She was on the run with the runs. She observed the ramshackle condition of the entire operation. She's a local teen named G…
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Kimberly Guilfoyle Confirms That Her Future Daddy-In-Law, Donald The Perv Has Been Placed On Suicide Watch
BROOKLYN, New York - (Spoof News) - The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper reports that ToxicTrump has been put on suicide watch Reporter Carmine Calatino said that he caught a glimpse of the haggard looking, 34-count indicted asshole and said t…
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Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Want To Have An Intervention With Their Evil Dad, But The Trumpturd Says He's Damn Perfect
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump's two oldest sons Eric "Goofy" Trump and Don "Dopey" Trump Jr. are worried that their father could end up simply walking off into the Atlantic Ocean at Mar-a-Lago. According to Don Jr's, semi-loose girlfriend,…
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Trump Is Practicing Opening His Mouth Nice and Wide For When He Goes To Prison and He Comes Face-To-Face With The Horny Inmates
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump was in "The Big Apple" visiting the young son that calls him 'my sperm donor daddy' (Barron). While in the city that never sleeps he was asked by a reporter for The New York Sunshine Observer if he was ready t…
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BRAZIL WAX NOW: 10,000 Trenton Women Rallying to Make Men the Only Waxers
NEWS FLASH: Trenton, New Jersey, 9:23 a.m. EST. Our on-site reporter is keeping our news desk on the Delaware River in Washington's Crossing constantly updated about this volatile situation. Right now, we are bringing this news to our readers simu…
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A List of Tweets From Donald "The Loser" Trump
BREAKING NEWS: THE ORANGE WHALE'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED In a shocking turn of events, sources close to "The Evil Fatso" confirm that his days of freedom are numbered. It's said that the walls of his New York State courthouse cell are literally closing…
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North Carolina Has Banned The Nasty Expression "Pull My Finger"
RALEIGH, North Carolina - (Satire News) - It is no secret that a certain group of North Carolina residents (GOPers) do not have even a sliver of a sense of humor. For years, the rest of the nation has commented on how dry the Republican folks of N…
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The FBI Has Just Announced That Donald Trump and Alex Murdaugh Will Be Cellmates At Sing Sing Federal Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a very surprising announcement the FBI has just informed the news media that two pieces of baboon shit (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump and Alexander Beverly Murdaugh) will be sharing a jail cell at the infamou…
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Trump Is So Depressed He's Now Taken Up Smoking
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - An anonymous Mar-a-Lago employee has revealed that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is so depressed and miserable that he has taken up smoking. The insider stated that the Orange Whale is smoking four packs of Marlboros e…
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Israelis discover Hitler's head; rush to Jerusalem for analysis
A group of young Israelis on sabbatical from their Negev kibbutz stumbled across a vat in the Tyrol with Hitler's head preserved in Riesling. They contacted Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's office in Tel Aviv and were immediately referred to his t…
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Due To His 36,000 Plus Lies, Trump Now Has a Horrendous Tongue Infection
MIAMI - (Spoof News) - Despite countless warnings from his soon-to-be-ex-wife Melania, the notorious liar known as Moby Dickless refused to stop his deceitful ways. Now, personal physician Dr. Yang Fufi has revealed that the Pussy Grabber has deve…
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Israeli Leaders Quake as Prominent Liberal Jews and Gentiles Criticize in NY Times
Benjamin Netanyahu and other members of the Israeli Parliament met today in Tel Aviv to honor members of several underground groups who risked their lives to free the country from British domination decades ago. "Blowing up the King David didn't give…
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Latinas: "No Respecto, No Puta por Macho Hombres"
Marching with the transsexual, gay, non-binary, and transvestite members of the feared MS-12.5 gang (who wear pin berets) whose leaf blowers and rainbow painted machetes glinted in the early morning sun peeking through the New York skyscrapers onto t…
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