Funny story: Donald Trump Releases His Highlight Reel and Requires all His Followers to Buy it and Watch it Daily

Donald Trump Releases His Highlight Reel and Requires all His Followers to Buy it and Watch it Daily

A new object in every Republican's DVD player will be the President's new highlight reel, released in a huge ceremony on Thursday. President Trump is explaining to his followers that if they don't buy the DVD, then they are just aiding the enemy.

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Funny story: SNP Daewoo Deepfry

SNP Daewoo Deepfry

Initial Impressions The deepfry is actually a solid and reliable vehicle despite its rather poor history. It does still sadly have a tendency to only go in one direction, and to break down when put under pressure. As usual, it is badly let down by...

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Funny story: Sis-Boom-Bah: What Does A Sheep Sound Like When It Explodes?

Sis-Boom-Bah: What Does A Sheep Sound Like When It Explodes?

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s noteworthy that Dr. Billingsgate is deviating from his successful Harry Maguire formula that has brought him fame and fortune. However, exploding sheep may have a greater cult following in England than the overpaid Manchester...

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Funny story: The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'. (A Very Different Version) Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in...

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Funny story: Who Said That?

Who Said That?

BILLINGSGATE POST: "Who Said That?" 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commenta...

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Funny story: October General Election May Be Monster Raving Loony Party's Big Chance

October General Election May Be Monster Raving Loony Party's Big Chance

The political shenanigans being played by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, and the furore surrounding them which has led to some analysts to suggest an October General Election might be on the cards, could well benefit one party that has, until now, pro...

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Funny story: Lobster Tales

Lobster Tales

I A little background is required before I embark on my first lobster tale. I came from a middle-class family and my paternal grandparents were at the upper limit of the socioeconomic boundary, but as immigrants, lived quite modestly. My grandmother...

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Funny story: Comic Book Characters Too Macho for Disney

Comic Book Characters Too Macho for Disney

If, like me, you grew up in the 1960s or 1970s, you will be familiar with comics. Lying on your tummy and reading about superheroes was a weekly event. Sadly hollywood is going woke and ruining even American favourites. Here's a few of my heroes who...

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Funny story: Trump Ex-Wife Reveals All His Secrets--Including His Biggest Hero!

Trump Ex-Wife Reveals All His Secrets--Including His Biggest Hero!

New York, NY In an exclusive interview (which cost this publication a pretty penny), Marla Maples, ex-wife of President Trump, revealed many unrevealed tidbits about Trump. It is thought that Ms. Maples is revealing all this in retaliation for Trump...

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Funny story: How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 2

How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 2

BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub-machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his tailo...

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Funny story: How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 1

How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 1

BILLINGSGATE POST: The metronomic ticking of the time bomb that would provide kaleidoscopic evidence that the FBI was colluding with the Russians was forcing Special Agent Slim Everdingle into making a virtual Hobson’s Choice; whether to go with his...

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Funny story: People Who Would Beat Trump if the 2020 Election Were Held Today

People Who Would Beat Trump if the 2020 Election Were Held Today

Ever since President Trump's dimwitted appearance at the G7 Conference, his popularity has been dwindling in the United States, and has hit rock bottom in the rest of the world. In the absence of a Republican candidate to challenge Trump, polls in...

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Funny story: The Charlatan On The Mount: Boris Addresses the Multitude

The Charlatan On The Mount: Boris Addresses the Multitude

And lo, Boris stood upon the hillside and a great multitude gathered before him, and he spake unto them, saying: Blessed are the Brexiteers, for they shall be called the fuckwits of God. Blessed are they who hunger and thirst during the post-Br...

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Funny story: 10 Things You Didn't Know About Harry and Meghan

10 Things You Didn't Know About Harry and Meghan

1: Harry first encountered Meghan on Safari in Nairobi where he shot her in the back, after mistaking her for a charging bull elephant 2: Harry proposed to Meghan in a swish restaurant in London's Cannon Street. She responded by jokingly tipping h...

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Funny story: 9 secret ways to know if you really are the chosen one - you might be surprised!

9 secret ways to know if you really are the chosen one - you might be surprised!

With fictional characters and arch-villains, Donald Trump and Darth Vader claiming to both be the chosen one, we ask, could you be the chosen one? Did you have any of the following character traits? 1) A massive ego 2) One hand, or two very small...

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Funny story: Girlicon Pink Scented Revolvers

Girlicon Pink Scented Revolvers

Girlicon introduces a new of pink, scented revolvers. Let's face it, the world is a scary place. In this day and age, if you are a girl or even a gay guy for that matter, you've got to protect yourself. You may ask, why Girlicon? For years, peo...

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Funny story: Rail fares to rise by 2.8% in January 2018

Rail fares to rise by 2.8% in January 2018

The latest increase will add more than £100 to many annual season tickets....why wait to get ripped off. Save ££££’s on Gym Fees, stay healthy and save the planet...buy the new ‘Berlin Ripper’ available now at all good bike stores....and even Halford...

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Funny story: "This Little Piggy:" What Really Happened to the Little Piggies

"This Little Piggy:" What Really Happened to the Little Piggies

The nursery rhyme we grew up with - "This Little Piggy" - was one we enjoyed as children. But on reflection, the tale leaves much unexplained . For a refresher, here's the rhyme in its entirety: This little piggy went to market, This little pig...

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Funny story: Skeletor Opens Up About Eating Disorder

Skeletor Opens Up About Eating Disorder

​Eating disorders have been categorized by calloused individuals as first world problems. Anybody eager to dismiss the seriousness of an eating disorder has never known a person afflicted by the silent disease. Many powerful people have been kn...

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Funny story: Feeling Lucky? Visit the States

Feeling Lucky? Visit the States

Due to the unprecedented levels of gun violence in the United States, many countries have issued advisories for travel there. Visitors are warned to exercise caution and avoid places with large gatherings such as cultural events (interesting things)...

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