After Casablanca: Rick and Sam in Tanny Tuva
The bar was closed, and Sam and Rick sat alone in the semi-darkness of Rick's Gin Mill, the only tavern in Kyzyl, the capital of Tuva. A half-empty bottle stood unevenly on the table, poised to shake at the slightest motion. Rick, head buried in his...
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With This New Iran Schlemiel Going On, Now Would Be A Good Time To 'Remember The Maine'. And A Few Other Things.
Now Would Be A Good Time To 'Remember The Maine'. And A Few Other Things. Well, it looks like we are going to get ourselves into another Mid East snafu. Bolton wants to go manu-a-manu with Iran (as long as someone else does the actual fighting. He...
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Wile E Rouhani vs The Trump Runner: Gentlemen, Man Your Camels
BILLINGSGATE POST: As a select squadron of buzzards flew over the remains of the 63 camels that met their maker in the onslaught of Sidewinder missiles that took out the best and brightest of Iran’s vaunted distribution network, an eerie calm came ov...
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The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #6: The Housefly
Welcome once again to the complete and utter waste of your precious time that is 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals', and this week's subject, after many requests from readers, is the housefly. It was going to be the Kestrel, but isn't...
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Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Shrewsbury Town Football Club
When we think about football, we immediately picture, in our minds, the giants of the game - Manchester United, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Juventus, Peter Crouch and so on. But what about the 'little teams'? The also-rans. The cannon fodder. Today, we f...
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Serge Gainsbourg: How the Hell Did He Do It?
Unkempt. Unshaven. Reeking of fags and booze. Ugly. French. Those all applied to Serge, yet still he managed to shag some excruciatingly gorgeous women throughout his short life: Bambou Brigitte Bardot Jane Birkin The question is: HOW? I s...
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The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #3: The Three-toed Sloth
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Renault Remoaner - Our Motoring Correspondent's Review
Inital Impressions Good to drive, and seems fairly reliable. First impressions are good but quickly fade due to overbearing cruise control that steps in when you least need it. Controls are simple, as everything is remote-controlled from a shady o...
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1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite
Inital Impressions Based largely on a 1970s Volvo, the BlueRinse version is geared specifically at rich Tory supporters. It comes complete with looped Churchill recordings and a unique anti-darky system that deliberately avoids any petrol station...
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How Snoke got his silly name REVEALED (possible SPOILERS)
Everyone agrees that the stupidest thing about the new Star Wars movies is the name of the arch nemesis. Snoke. I mean, what kind of baddie gets given a dumb name like that outside the land of the muppets? Turns out, however, that there's a REASON...
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Politics as a Car Review
Welcome to what we hope will be a series from our new motoring correspondent. He has a wealth of experience with crashing things, talking crap down the pub, and almost wrote a letter to Top Gear once. To get things started, we asked him for a quic...
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Calculating the Cost of Forgetfulness
At 88, I've finally become an absent-minded professor - although I stopped professing long ago. An incident Sunday demonstrated my forgetfulness. We've been experiencing a heatwave in Southern California, coming a little earlier this year. My cent...
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Where are they now? The Mystery Blonde
She was once the staple of the gutter press and scandal sheets, but since the demise of The News of the World job opportunities are less frequent for The Mystery Blonde. The so-called News of the World didn't actually have much world news in it, u...
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The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #5: The Saber-toothed Earthworm
Well, here we are, back once again, against all the odds, I have to say, in 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals', and this week's offering is the little-known, and even littler-cared-about, Saber-toothed Earthworm. The Saber-toothed Eart...
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Airline Profits by Flying Deportees to Repressive Homeland
Los Angeles, CA. Police were called to quell a disturbance this morning at the annual stockholders meeting of Baja Pacific Airlines. A melee occurred when a outraged stockholder tried to propose a motion to terminate a very lucrative contract with...
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New York and the Truth About the Mueller Report. “It’s Up To YOU New York…”
Ah, Robert Mueller. Up until now, he’s been the focus of many as “a savior”. Hardworking and diligent, a believer in justice with no desire for fame or fortune and who, up until recently, never said a word about his investigation. Here’s what h...
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The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #4: The Hedgehog
To the uninitiated, the British hedgehog seems like an interesting sort of creature. Its body covered in spines, its pointed nose sniffing around for something to eat, its beady eyes searching around in the darkness, are enough to give the unwary tra...
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Where are they now? Dodgy 1970s Drinks
Snowball. Rum and black. Port and lemon. Cinzano and lemonade. The list is endless, but here at The Spoof we mourn the passing of some of our favourite 1970s booze - but not all. Snakebite. A snakebite is traditionally made with equal parts of lag...
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The Rape of Grass - A Steinbeck Parody
[NEWS ITEM: Water officials in Big Bear, Lake Arrowhead, Idyllwild and elsewhere have imposed strict water conservation practices, a result of the driest year in Southern California history. One measure under consideration is curtailment of lawn wate...
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