Trump Visited By Ghosts Of Anti-Communists Past

He was about to slumber, alone in the White House on this winter's Christmas Eve. Melania and the boys were in Mar-A-Lago. Congress and a quarter of the Federal workforce was shut down. The few advisers that he still listened to had suggested he not go to Florida with the rest of the family. With so many Fed employees not working and not having extra money for the holidays, they felt that it would...

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Japanese TV Gameshow End-Of-Year Review

Funny story: Japanese TV Gameshow End-Of-Year Review

Yes, it's that time of the year again, and, having digested all that Christmas can throw at you, it's time to settle down in front of the television, and relax. And have we got a treat in store for you, as we kick-off with The Spoof's very own Japanese TV Game Show End-of-Year Review, so sit back and enjoy! The first show we'll look at is the zany 'Honey Trap' (Honitorappu) Playing...

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A Simple Guide For Overcoming Depression

Funny story: A Simple Guide For Overcoming Depression

Do you often become 'nervous' right before taking a really big exam? Have you ever experienced anxiety during an important job interview that could potentially change the course of your entire life? Do feelings of annoyance creep up on you during moments of extremely heavy traffic when you are already late for work? Have you ever felt tired after working out in the gym for three-and-a-half hour...

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10 Highly Insensitive and Mean Things You Should Never Say To People

Funny story: 10 Highly Insensitive and Mean Things You Should Never Say To People

#1) "God-Damn, you look terrible! Are you OK?" These words are very insensitive, and I would not recommend saying them to anyone. If some guy is bleeding all over the place and one of his eyeballs is hanging out of his head, then you can probably assume that he is NOT OK! There is no need to insult an extremely injured person with a stupid question. Just tell him that he looks terrible...

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10 Common Statements That Really Piss Me Off

Funny story: 10 Common Statements That Really Piss Me Off

WARNING: The following material contains offensive language; poor attempts at humor, untimely and inappropriate references to male and female genitalia; extremely long, eccentric, and needless descriptions of things that never really happen to people; a touch of caffeine-fueled intensity; a dose of alcohol-fueled creativity; an infinite load of 'un-called for' and misdirected anger towards things...

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Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Funny story: Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Christmas isn't always a happy time, and, for some people, it can be a period of downright misery. This was the case with one man on Christmas Day, when the pressure of his work, the failure of his relationship, and the alienation and isolation of being left all alone by the death of his mother earlier in the year, conspired against him. Roy Boggins, 57, a self-employed builder, woke up on Chri...

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April Fool!

Associated Press, February 7, 2019. Following his success in getting $5billion for his border wall, President Trump once again is threatening to shut down the federal government, this time over his demand that the U.S. Mint issue quarters, half dollars and silver dollars stamped with his likeness. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer have labelled this demand a “ch...

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10 MORE Common Statements That Really Piss Me Off

Funny story: 10 MORE Common Statements That Really Piss Me Off

1) It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that this quote originated from the Greek philosopher, Epictetus. I have nothing against this quote, and I actually agree with it to some degree. However, I do have a problem with people using this phrase when they give advice to others. The harsh reality about advice is that the on...

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Easier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States

Funny story: Easier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States

Taxpayers are all asking: Why is Trump making it easier for terrorists to board a plane than to walk into the United States? Inquiring minds need to know. Inquiring is sometimes spelled with an 'e' thanks to Trump pal, David Pecker. If terrorists, ISIS members, gangsters, drug dealers and “lots of other really bad people,” threaten the safety of the United States by crossing the border, shouldn’t...

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Similarities Between Fox News/the Republican Party and the Church of Scamatology

Funny story: Similarities Between Fox News/the Republican Party and the Church of Scamatology

Sociologists who examine cult phenomena have noticed similarities between the techniques of the Trump administration, the Republican Party, and Fox News: 1. They all illogically follow a leader who tells obvious falsehoods and is a blatant narcissicist and misogynist. 2. They both push books, supposedly instructive, that are loaded with bullshit. 3. The Trump administration and the "Chur...

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You Know You're Old When...

You know you're old - and maybe and old southern Californian: When none of the names on the senior golf tour are familiar. If you can remember using a fountain pen. When a successful morning is a satisfactory bowel movement. If you rememb...

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Mad Mueller, A Parody

Mad Mueller on a wintry day, rocked the office with a "Hey, Why no indictment of Trump the Younger? For news like that the press does hunger." Swearing, "Damn rot!" he sent out a plea, warning his aides from sea to sea, "We've got to get Tr...

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Opinion: If Vehicular Manslaughter is wrong I don’t wanna be right

This piece is an opinion piece and doesn’t represent the views of The Spoof Let me ask this question, when did our country become such a puritanical society that the very idea of vehicular manslaughter is now frowned upon across the political aisl...

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Put Your Head Up Your Ass (Simple Donald Says!)

Funny story: Put Your Head Up Your Ass (Simple Donald Says!)

Put your head up your ass (Simple Donald says) Shake your fists all about (Simple Donald says) Do it when Donald says (Simple Donald says) And you will never be out (Simple Donald says) I'd like to play a con That is so much fun And it's not...

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From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen

Funny story: From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen

A few weeks ago, I wrote a story about buying a book from a charity shop in Cottingham, near Hull, in which I later discovered a £20 note that had been used as a bookmark by the book's previous owner. The book was 'Damn, you, England' by the playwright, John Osborne, the writer of the classic 1956 play, 'Look Back In Anger'. The book, a first edition, contains a selection of his writings which...

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President Trump: Who The F**k Does He Think He Is?

Funny story: President Trump: Who The F**k Does He Think He Is?

President Donald Trump has got it wrong about his wall. He should be made to shut up about it, before someone decides to shut him up, full stop. Those were the words of social commentator Myke Woodson this morning after Mr Trump went on TV to appe...

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