Funny story: Prince Andrew Digs A Big Hole, Then Gets Into It

Prince Andrew Digs A Big Hole, Then Gets Into It

Prince Andrew, the former friend of former person, Jeffrey Epstein, spoke to the BBC's Emily Maitlis on Friday, and tried to explain his side of the story with regard to indulging in an underage sex romp with a girl who was just 17. But it didn't...

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Funny story: The Ultimate Male Dating Profile

The Ultimate Male Dating Profile

Dating is never an easy thing. A lot of men have self-confidence issues when it comes to putting themselves out there in order to find a really attractive female. You have to believe in yourself, and put on your absolute best, but you also do not w...

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Funny story: Clean Shaven Satan Mocks Goatee Fashion

Clean Shaven Satan Mocks Goatee Fashion

For the first time in recent memory, Satan appeared in public without his devilish goatee. His Evilness—clean shaven and wearing cutoff jeans, a hoodie, and Blackspot Adbusters—was recognized by Helen Gunderssonn, lifestyle editor for the Minneapolis...

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Funny story: The Ultimate Female Dating Profile

The Ultimate Female Dating Profile

Online dating can be just as difficult for women as it is for men. Putting yourself out there to find the right person is never an easy task. Women often face the same problems that men do in terms of confidence as well as the challenge of pres...

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Funny story: Introducing the World's First Horoscope for Cats

Introducing the World's First Horoscope for Cats

Unlike other astrologers, who rely on the mundane, the analog, and the antiquated to arrive at their “predictions,” Catmando boldly goes where no members of the cosmological fraternity dare to venture, predicting the future almost before it happens a...

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Funny story: LeRoy Ephers Abandons Van after Beer Runs Out, Runs for Alabama Senate Seat

LeRoy Ephers Abandons Van after Beer Runs Out, Runs for Alabama Senate Seat

Despite evidence to the contrary by several right-wing news outlets, at least one local reporter has recently confirmed that LeRoy Ephers is in fact running for the 2020 open senate seat in Alabama. In a lucky and timely moment, local high school...

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible

Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible

Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to, you can find calves and camels, canker worms and cattle, cocks and colts, crickets and crocodiles, but no ca...

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Funny story: How to Tell If Your College Football Team's Uniforms Are Gay

How to Tell If Your College Football Team's Uniforms Are Gay

BRISTOL, Conn.-- Are we hallucinating again, or have college football uniforms become even more gay-looking than before? When your alma mater takes the field, do its team members look like football players, or androgynous superheroes at a comic book...

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Funny story: The "Chain Letter" You Always Wanted To See But Never Actually Did

The "Chain Letter" You Always Wanted To See But Never Actually Did

Greetings! Your help is needed! Today, you have the special opportunity to make a real difference in somebody’s life. Please read the following story all the way through, and you will see why. I am an over-caffeinated, hyperactive, alcoholic, s...

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Funny story: How to Tell You're Watching Bad Porn

How to Tell You're Watching Bad Porn

Jesus once said, "The porn you will always have with you." He was right. In fact, porn is multiplying faster than the loaves and fishes. Last year more than 5.5 billion hours of porn were consumed on Pornhub, the world’s largest porn gallery (Pornhub...

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Funny story: 6 Life Lessons Your Professors Will Never Teach You In College

6 Life Lessons Your Professors Will Never Teach You In College

WARNING: This article lacks thematic unity, and it is not based on research. It contains grammar mistakes, illogical thought patterns, irreversible anger, iconoclastic nihilism, nihilistic iconoclasm, hyperactive thoughts, bad intentions, needless...

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Funny story: Whistleblower Paul Revere: "The British are coming!"

Whistleblower Paul Revere: "The British are coming!"

History tells us that the first American whistleblower was Paul Revere, on horseback, in the middle of the night, carrying a lantern, and warning, “The British are coming.” And thank goodness for whistleblower Paul Revere, otherwise Americans migh...

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Funny story: GanjaScope Is President Trump's Favorite Read

GanjaScope Is President Trump's Favorite Read

We "heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend" that GanjaScope℠ is President Trump's "favorite read." That's what friend #1 (initials IT) told us. Friend #2 (initials KC) reports that "Donald has someone read [Gan...

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Funny story: The Man's Guide To Surviving A Stent Removal

The Man's Guide To Surviving A Stent Removal

Did you know that if you have kidney surgery, the doctor will place an internal drainage tube called a stent in your ureter? Did you know that 6 weeks after the surgery, the doctor has to pull the stent out through your penis hole while you’re fully...

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Funny story: Presenting The Ganjascope℠, Your Horoscope on Pot

Presenting The Ganjascope℠, Your Horoscope on Pot

You hold in your hands (you're not still using a desk top, are you?) the astrological world's first Ganjascope℠, the horoscope that takes the logical out of astrological, that boldly goes where no other horoscope dares to tread (yes, the Ganjascope℠...

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Funny story: Man's Favorite French Word Is 'Oiseaux'

Man's Favorite French Word Is 'Oiseaux'

French, as many people will tell you, is a Romance language, and, indeed, when spoken by those from France, has a rather romantic sound to it, but one man who is not from la belle pays has revealed that his favorite word in French is 'oiseaux'. Th...

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Funny story: Pot Is Dead

Pot Is Dead

If Nietzsche were alive today, he would have to declare, "Pott ist tot." Pot is dead. In Nietzsche's time, as in ours, these sorts of uber deaths occur long before most people notice. Indeed, there are still worshipers who attend church on Sunday, ev...

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Funny story: Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...

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Funny story: 10 Things You'll Never Hear On A College Campus

10 Things You'll Never Hear On A College Campus

1. “I've been doing some thinking lately, and I've come to the conclusion that this just isn't the career path I should be on. I've decided to go back home for a while, so that I can have more time to think about what I really want to do with my life...

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Funny story: Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus

Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus

We hold no brief with invisible friends in the sky—not the nine choirs of angels, the eight maids a-milking, the heavenly hosts a-dancing, or the figments of anybody's fevered imagination. We are, however, fascinated with the Historical Jesus, the ap...

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