Spoof News and Satire

31 March 2023

Trump The Chump Is Hiding From The Guatemalan Drug Cartels

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Two years ago the man with the loose orange tongue made a comment that the drug cartels from Guatemala were "punks" and not really as tough as the drug cartels from other countries. Well fast forward 24 months an…

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Putski's Pickle: Putin's Plot to Pilfer the Planet's Produce and Punch!

The despised world dictator, Vladimir Putin, also known as "Putski," was caught attempting to steal all the world's vodka and cabbage. Sources close to Putin reveal that the Russian Autocrat fled the Kremlin in high heels and a pink tutu while sc…

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Guatemala Has The World's Greatest and Most Luxurious Soccer Stadium

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - (Satire News) - According to the Nacional News Agency, the Guatemala City Hot Tamale Ball Kickers play in Ixtantan Soccer Stadium, which is allegedly the most luxurious stadium in the world, even more luxurious than a gold…

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Israeli Leaders Quake as Prominent Liberal Jews and Gentiles Criticize in NY Times

Benjamin Netanyahu and other members of the Israeli Parliament met today in Tel Aviv to honor members of several underground groups who risked their lives to free the country from British domination decades ago. "Blowing up the King David didn't give…

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The CIA Reports That Terrorist Groups Al-Qaeda, The Taliban, Isis, and Hezbollah Are All Back and With a Vicious Vengance

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The CIA has learned from an undercover spy that four of the world's top terrorist organizations have resurfaced and they vow to cause more mayhem than a hyperactive squirrel in a Nutella factory. The groups had g…

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