Old McDonald’s White Farm - We knew Hymie was special when we brought him in from the fields that warm September, when we were young and shallow fellows. All of us wanted to be the one chosen to eat him. But I was the one who drew the long st...
The Coronavirus, COVID-19, that all-pervading nuisance that has entered into every facet of worldwide society on an unprecedented scale, has even left its indelible mark on, of all things, music. As the music-loving sector of the general public st...
A man who will almost certainly 'bite the dust' when the Coronavirus eventually gets around to visiting him, has said that, rather than fight a useless battle, he will go willingly, but will go 'looking good'. Moys Kenwood, 56, is in the wrong age...
Greenwich Village, New York City. Special to The Spoof. Norman Eugene Davidson, ten times candidate for president of the United States on the Socialist Party ticket, admitted today, in an editorial in the Socialist Call, that he has been a closeted s...
SIOUX CITY, Iowa – One of the most uncaring, negligent individuals in the entire nation has just been arrested. Spaulding K. Pintucker, 40, who has worked as a hairstylist at the Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Hair Saloon for 18 years, told authoritie...
Bookcases Flying Off The Shelves
Big Penis Is Becoming Flaccid
LGBTQ Community Leader Highly Upset That Some Average, Middle Class, Heterosexual Males With Penises And Creative Thoughts Are Still Alive
Overweight Old Guy Who Paints Himself Orange Worried About How He Looks in a Mask
A 97-Year-Old Great-Great-Grandmother is Arrested for Making Coronavirus Masks Out of Her Granny Panties
President Trump is Furious with Kayleigh McEnany and He’s Threatened to Fire Her
Biden says boiled baby remark too salty for his taste
Was Slim Everdingle Divinely Inspired?
President Trump Throws His Ex-Attorney General Jeff Sessions Under The Bus (Again)
Melania Catches Eric Trump Snapping Photos of Her as She Sat out by The Pool In Her Blue "Be Best" Bikini Swimsuit
"If You Vote For Trump You Ain’t Black"
Evil Force Travels From Trump's Ass To His Brain
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