Wimbledon. Former Man United dictator Alex Ferguson was sensationally escorted out of the Wimbledon Men's Final today after trying to start a fist fight with a 90-year-old woman from Liverpool. It is believed that Ferguson became irate when his enjoy...
Cyberspace - (HashCash): The Chief Cashier to the United Snakes Treasury is to feature as the Bitcoin craptocurrency’s new emblem. A blockdrain-generated face of techno-anarchist Twinkle Toss will front the vulture fund’s new public window in trib...
President Donald Trump outdid himself yesterday by suggesting that four Democratic congresswomen originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, and that they go back to those broken and crime-infested places fr...
Popular online dating site Plenty of Fish, a.k.a. POF, has changed its name to Fish Farm in the wake of predictions that continuation of current commercial fishing practices will result in fishless oceans by 2050. "There simply aren't plenty of fi...
There was drama at Lords yesterday, when the cricket World Cup final descended into chaos after the match finished with both teams level, prompting officials to 'manufacture' an England victory, according to New Zealand officials. The game finishe...
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Why Wile E Coyote Will Never Be Invited To The White House For Victory Lap
Egyptians dominate Wimbledon again
Trump Proclaims: "The Spoof" Is The Most Legitimate News Source
Extending Weiner Family Serves Proof That University Was Successful At Promoting Safe Choices And Responsibility By Handing Out Free Contraceptives
Bastille Day Ruined By Storm
Wimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites
The DEA is on the roll
England Cricket Team Given Advice By Women's Captain
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