BILLINGSGATE POST: A horse’s head is a horse’s head, of course, of course. If this ain’t news, I will eat your shorts. Some two months ago it was reported that Mafiosa lioness, the notorious Bugseye Pelosi, dumped a horse’s head on the bed of Do...
The NBA London Game between the New York Knicks and the Washington Wizards was as exciting as basketball gets, and the result was always in doubt until the last few fractions of the final second. As everyone knows, basketball is a game where it ca...
Swimming in the shark-infested sea around Hawaii can be quite hazardous if the sharks are hungry. However, one particular huge Great White had just finished his midday meal and was basking in the warm waters around the island, when a distressed swimm...
Responding to skyrocketing rates of depression, anxiety, and other mood disorders, international beverage company Sweet T, Inc., has introduced a bottling service for emotions. “We can handle virtually any unpleasant emotion,” boasted Sweet T CEO...
Hackers expose bogus WaPo broadsheets as “supplemental expansion” of mainstream media propaganda ploy
Three-Eyed Winged Leprechaun Disturbs College Student Working on History Paper
Big Chunk of Poop On Toilet Seat Causes Local Resident To Find 'True Calling' In Life
Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan
Trump shuts down White House; moves to Motel 6 to emphasize emergency
U.S Economy Crashes As Entire U.S. Male Workforce Over 40 Years Old Resigns Amid Sexual Assault Allegations
Galapagos Twitchers In A Flap At FBI Grand Jury Subpoena
Prosecutors look the other way in Seagull case
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