A solitary boy kicking a can around on an otherwise-deserted playground, confirmed, Thursday, his parents grounded him from the popular video game, Fortnite. Witnesses described the boy as looking lost and unfamiliar with the playground equipment.
A new report published by the National Dairy Council in trade industry journal Milk Matters had fabulous news to deliver about everyone’s favorite spread: a meta-analysis of data convincingly suggests that butter does not trigger celiac disease. “...
Hamstrung by the Democrat Party's stubborn refusal to agree to the public funding of his Mexican Wall project, President Donald Trump has hatched a new idea to protect the country's precious southern border - he will release thousands of America's ow...
President Donald Trump has revealed a new and innovative plan to control the unchecked flow of illegal immigrants across the US border with Mexico - he will release a pride of lions to patrol the area. Trump was writing on Twitter about his annoya...
Trump To Star In Sequel To 'All The President's Men'
Women’s March receives more news coverage than falling stock prices
A celebrity with a heart as big as his bank account (well, almost)
President Trump Given Grilling During Kids' Xmas Phone-in
Modern-Day Scrooge: "Enjoy Your Last Christmas, Suckers!"
Used Condom Found In Christmas Cracker
Rotten Tomato Thrown At Queen's Bedroom Window
"Baby Jesus Would Adore Globalist Authoritarians"
Struggling Comic Strikes Gold with Trump
The last adults in the room celebrate with beer party in Mattis basement
Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these? Think you can do better?
Become a writer!