Midwest. Wes Johnston, a 39-year-old Social Studies Teacher who seemed rather upset with the path he had chosen in life by earning a Master's Degree in Education instead of a Business Degree, went completely berserk last Thursday, after a parent cal...
A new study released by the International Institution of Profoundly Good, Superior, and Extremely Wonderful Information released a confidential report last Thursday indicating that the harsh realities of life will continually be covered up by lies, d...
St. Paul, Minnesota. The corporate staff at Pete's National Decking Products, a factory that produces household furniture items and outdoor decking material, executed one of their employees last Monday at 12:30 pm. Thomas Waters, 42, was allo...
A man driving back from the dump today absolutely nailed his wave to a minor acquaintance who passed him in his car. “It was just fantastic,” said the man. “The guy drove past me, I recognized his car, I made eye contact and then gave a cool nonch...
People Still Go To Church On Sunday While Cheating On Each Other And Looking For More Money, According To Report
Florida Banned Term “Climate Change” in 2015; Now Scientists Say Sea Rise Will Ban "Florida" by 2200
Nashville Man Accidentally Dropped by God
Local Man, Billions in Debt, Succeeds in Convincing Bank Manager to Stop Raising Interest Rates by Threatening to Fire Him
Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin
Alumni Association Celebrates 50 Years Of Shameless Donation Seeking While Hosting Reunion Festivities
Mr. T Has Name Confiscated By White House
Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand
Karl Lagerfeld Used To Stroke His Cat
New York Cabbie Accused Of Sexual Harassment For Asking Woman If She Wanted To Go "All The Way To Harlem"
Bank Employee Fired Over Bad Breath
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