Caught in a geographical zone only meant for those below 45 years of age, a Brit Old Fart decided to venture into a maze of insanity called, Amsterdam, believing time stood still, and then discovered, 'Time waits for no one!' Thousands of whizzing…
Following a one-vote loss in the Israeli legislature, Israel's longest serving female prime minister, Ima NotaYahoo, was ousted today in an a closer-than-the-vote indicates 60-59 split that brought to power a self-proclaimed idiot backed by the far…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell surprised his BFF and part-time boyfriend Donald Johnny Trump with a very appropriate birthday gift. McConnell, who looks like a cross between a Galapagos turtle…
CARBIS BAY, England – (Satire News) – In a move that is being hailed as a victory for the entire free world, the G-7 Summit Conference leaders voted unanimously to never again utter the name of Donald J. Trump. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trude…
OKLAHOMA CITY – (Satire News) – After receiving thousands of complaints in emails, text messages, Instagrams, and phone calls, the Oklahoma state legislature has voted to ban ribbed condoms by a vote of 57 to 43. State Senator Barkston F. Goldensi…
Kim Jong-un Says He Is Fed Up With These Skinny, Anorexic-Looking K-Pop Boy Bands
El Gazpacho, The World’s Greatest Matador Sells Out Two Bullfights in Madison Square Garden in 13 Minutes
Obama’s Secret Telephone Conversation With The Queen Made Public
Meghan and Harry to start their own country in California – President Biden was “supportive”
In a shocking twist, aliens say we humans don't exist!
Jeff Bezos's underpaid employees say his space flight will be 100% safe
Southwest Airlines Is Going To Add On-Board Cage Matches
Design Your Own Sex Doll Company Thriving Despite Covid-19
Donald Trump Celebrated His 75th Birthday With an Elaborate Masquerade Party at Mar-a-Lago
The Kentucky Derby Is Moving To Delaware
A Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again
Texas Governor Greg Abbott Says He Is Going To Build a Wall and Texas Will Pay For It
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