Wisconsin. On the morning of Tuesday, February 26th, local Prairie du Chien resident, Tom Smith, 39, dropped a 50-pound dumbbell on his face while doing heavy incline presses at a gym several blocks down the street from where he lives. Feeling...
Heterosexuals everywhere are celebrating tonight, after 'straight relationships' were given a governmental worldwide seal of approval, and 24 August pencilled-in for a 'Straight Pride Day', including a march through major cities all over the globe.
Former Stormy Daniels attorney, Michael Avenatti, concluded his once-meteoric rise to cable news superstardom today with a rather abrupt and uneventful collision with a pair of handcuffs. The former darling of CNN and MSNBC was arrested on charges o...
Washington AC/DC - (Up Yer Ass Mess): President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because a severed horse’s head ‘suddenly appeared in the First Lady’s White House four-poster’ the US Attorney General has told Congress. In a four-page memo exc...
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