International Inquirer reporter Paco Tabasco, who is a close friend of gazillionaire Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, reports that sales of the brand new Tesla Police Car are hitting astronomical proportions. The new law enforcement vehicle is ou…
The woman who became famous for having her vajayjay grabbed by the former Golfer-In-Chief, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, says that she heard from a very reliable source that the racist bigot has been placed on suicide watch. Stormy would not reveal who…
In a surprising twist that had Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle's eyebrows reaching for the stars, she dared to ask the towering Khloe Kardashian about a peculiar rumor circulating in the celebrity cosmos – was she really dating a hitma…
One of Al-Qaeda's leading spies, Hanji Mir Azis was recently arrested as he sat in Yankee Stadium watching a game between the Yanks and the world champion Houston Astros. Mir Azis is considered to be one of the world's most prolific spies, who has…
The Houston Citizen Review Newspaper reports that the temperatures in Texas are so damn high that a woman who resides in San Antonio actually baked a loaf of bread in her mail box. Reporter Bijou Overdown spoke with Mrs. Flatonia Kibbanowski, 78,…
The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware
King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium
After only one week on the market Ben and Jerry discontinues their Trump Banana Bigot ice cream
Three of Trump's cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison
Taylor Swift is the new spokeswoman for Non-knock-up™ birth control pills
The stand up comedian who invented the 'Punch Line' turns 99
Fights at Popeyes without a single can of spinach in sight
Harry and Megs create royal rap song
Anderson Cooper admits that Britney Spears has "ungayed" him
Anheuser-Busch sales are in the toilet and the company is asking Elon Musk for a loan
“I Hump for Jesus” … not if you wanna keep your job, Amy
The WNBA names Britney Spears Sports Bra the best in the business
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