Spoof News and Satire

After years of thinking of rice as a bland, almost-tasteless part of a meal, one man has found that he now has a keen enthusiasm for it, and eats it at least three times in every seven-day period. Moys Kenwood, 55, once thought of rice as a sticky...

Looser Guccifer 2.O has just released (via NSA files) a recent meeting between the two leaders in a dank underground club in New York. These leaders must pose as very tough for their people, who look to them to be unflinching and very cool--versus...

News is just now emerging of what witnesses are describing as "a scene from a disaster movie" in a regional hospital last Wednesday morning, after a local man who turned up for a routine outpatient appointment claimed: "It was absolute chaos! Ther...

Manchester City football manager and self-professed humble peasant, Pep Guardiola, has been controversially nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The move follows a behind-the-scenes sponsorship deal between the Nobel Committee and the owners of Manch...

There were a few raised eyebrows but no shrieking at an Essex public house at the weekend, when the ghost of former landlord, Keith Flint, paid an unexpected visit to the pub, and, as he was used to doing, started the fire in the bar. Flint, 49, d...