SHUSTKA, Ukraine - (UK Satire) - England's 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Regiment has defeated Russia's 13th Kremlin Infantry Guard Regiment at The Battle of Shustka. An embedded London Daily Informer reporter with the British troops reported…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The United States FBI is very interested in finding out what 34 gold bars from The Fort Knox Gold Depository were doing stashed underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's bed at the Trump family Mar-a-Liar complex. The agen…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Political pundits from Beaver Lips, Oregon to Duck Dung, Alabama, are all predicting that the Dems are going to do some big time ass-kicking, and when the damn dust settles, the US senate will be as blue as the waters…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new British Prime Minister Liz Truss has let the UK and world news media know that she has nothing to hide, so she will agree to answer any question as long as it does not involve the extramarital love affair she had with B…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to The Drive Thru News Agency, thousands of the members of the Proud Boys, who terroristically assaulted the nation's Capitol on Jan. 6, on the Trumpturd's command, are actually members of the far right, extr…
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