Spoof News and Satire

China has taken a bit of a hit in its worldwide image ever since Covid revealed how much the Chinese love eating things that very few non-Chinese people do. Now, a new Chinese burger chain is opening across the globe, everywhere that China has jam…

In a blow to Human Rights campaigners, the world football mafia, FIFA, has ordered players not to dress up like Santa Claus during World Cup matches in Qatar. Two Brit players, captains of the England and Welsh squads, had agreed to don the tradit…

Waterboarding. Do you have what it takes to torture a person but not call it torture by the Geneva Convention and not kill anyone and leave no signs of trauma except mental? Then you too can be a big winner! Snake Handling and Acid Drinking: hicks…

After buying Twitter and watching it take a nose dive, then letting Donald Trump (the great abuser of free speech) back on the platform, is it time to consider sending Mr. Musk back to South Africa? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, yes!…

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Daily Max News Agency is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene's new line of "Blondes Have More Fun" designer panties are selling like bags of peanuts at the circus. Marjorie informed DMNA reporter Savannah Stiletto…