President Donald Trump has come out fighting in his latest controversy, and says that the rape allegations in the E. Jean Carroll case are "not fake news", and are "absolutely true". Mr Trump met Ms Carroll in the Bergdorf Goodman department stor...
President Donald Trump has gone on record to officially announce that the woman accusing him of sexual misconduct is not his typist. E. Jean Carroll has accused Mr. Trump of lunging at her in the changing room of the Bergdorf Goodman department st...
Jussie Smollett, the former actor who used to star in 'Empire' before an alleged racist and homophobic attack left him scared to tell the truth, has suffered a second racist and homophobic attack, which was every bit as terrifying - if not more - tha...
A source uninvolved with education has said that learning to speak English, is the "easiest thing in the world", and he doesn't really know what all the fuss is about. Dave Clever, a plumber, said: "Learning English wasn't difficult, it was a p...
Ralph E. Shaffer, the well-known writer of satire on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, celebrates his birthday today. He's 89, and will be for the next 364 days. Ralph might live in Issaquah, Washington, but then again, he might not. The...
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