Midwest. Wes Johnston, a 39-year-old Social Studies Teacher who seemed rather upset with the path he had chosen in life by earning a Master's Degree in Education instead of a Business Degree, went completely berserk last Thursday, after a parent cal...
A new study released by the International Institution of Profoundly Good, Superior, and Extremely Wonderful Information released a confidential report last Thursday indicating that the harsh realities of life will continually be covered up by lies, d...
St. Paul, Minnesota. The corporate staff at Pete's National Decking Products, a factory that produces household furniture items and outdoor decking material, executed one of their employees last Monday at 12:30 pm. Thomas Waters, 42, was allo...
A man driving back from the dump today absolutely nailed his wave to a minor acquaintance who passed him in his car. “It was just fantastic,” said the man. “The guy drove past me, I recognized his car, I made eye contact and then gave a cool nonch...
People Still Go To Church On Sunday While Cheating On Each Other And Looking For More Money, According To Report
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Shamima Begum's Baby Looks A Bit Shifty
U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment
Looking for input on credibility crisis Trump ends up in dark alley with ladies of the evening
The Mueller Report Is Out
Blackface Jibe As Don Trump Jr Beard Microblading Fails
Kamala-Breath Harris Throws Hump Into The Tent
Mexican Border Wall Idea Has Been Scrapped In Favor Of Force Field
Man Did Sudoku During Bangkok School's Award Ceremony
An Oscar For Donald Trump?
Regime change handbook on Venezuela found in Marco Rubio’s trash by garbage truck sleuths
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