Wisconsin. On the morning of Tuesday, February 26th, local Prairie du Chien resident, Tom Smith, 39, dropped a 50-pound dumbbell on his face while doing heavy incline presses at a gym several blocks down the street from where he lives. Feeling...
Constantly falling-down drunk, reeking of cigarette smoke, and just generally meaner than dirt, Wanda Grayson of Billings, Montana, has really been asking for it, reported her husband, Jonah. "She's ugly, too," said Jonah - earning him a smack acr...
Mr. Trump’s taking over diplomacy with North Korea has brought renewed condemnation from mainstream Democrats and the MSM. At issue is Mr. Kim’s recent reluctance to proceed further with denuclearization, currently assessed by The Washington Post...
A mug produced by the world-famous coffee percolators, Starbucks Coffee, was found to be 'not fit for purpose' when one man decided to use it for the first time yesterday. Moys Kenwood, 55, gagging for a cup of tea, boiled some water in his kettle...
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Russians Kidnap Nerdy American Scientists and Force Them to Watch Judd Apatow Movies
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