As the Jeffrey Epstein paedophile case rages on, even after the mysterious death of the former financier, Manchester United defender Harry Maguire Is rumoured to have said that he is so disgusted with Epstein's former friend, Prince Andrew, that he i...
Paul Pogba, the Manchester United star who, after his penalty miss at Wolves the other night, was subjected to a hail of racist comments from people calling themselves United 'fans', has now become the subject of intense media speculation which is cl...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Manchester United appear to be getting a little bit perplexed as Slim Everdingle keeps the club guessing over his next move amid growing concerns over his contract. The American is yet to sign a fresh new deal that would keep h...
Salt Lake City, Utah. As announced in The Spoof yesterday, Mitt Romney will challenge Donald Trump in the Republican primaries. His campaign song had been written even before he announced his candidacy. In a scathing Washington Post op-ed attack o...
Denmark has filed in international court for an official restraining order against Donald Trump visiting or attempting to build any kind of "tower" in Greenland. "This restraining order prevents Donald Trump from coming within 500 miles of Greenla...
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16 year old fears jumping up and down today
Romney To Challenge Trump in Presidential Primary
Man's Blind Date Had Heart Of Gold, But Face Of Pig
Homeless Problem Solved! Soros Buys Deserted Island
In a display of righteous indignation, Trump slaps sanctions on Greenland for obstructing purchase of Denmark.
GOP Expects Most Democrat Jewish Voters to Switch Parties After Trump Calls Them "Ignorant or Disloyal”
Trump: “The Very Good People I was Talking About After Charlottesville Were Actually Art Critics and Sculpture Enthusiasts”
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