Everybody loves traditional English country life! The vast, green open spaces, and rolling hills and dales; dry-stone walls hemming-in flocks of sheep, and herds of mooing cattle chewing on the cud, windmills, water-wheels, sauntering streams and…
Former Governor of Massachusetts and US Senator from Utah, Mitt Romney, predicted that Donald Trump would be the 2024 GOP nominee for the United States president. However, Donald Tump’s former attorney, Michael Cohen, predicted that Trump would be in…
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GUCAMOLE GROVE, Caifornia – (Satire News) – The news media is reporting that the Taco Bell board of directors has just voted 27-1 to ban Ted Cruz from getting within 75 feet of Taco Bell property. Board member Antonio Lopez de San Saludos, remarke…
The world of professional golf was on tenterhooks tonight, after the former world number one player, Tiger Woods, was reported to have been admitted to hospital in a critical condition after being seriously injured whilst 'spanking his monkey'. Wo…
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