Spoof News and Satire

Sir Elton John had to be helped off the stage during a concert in Copenhagen last night, as updates he was receiving about the scoreline from the FA Cup final match at Wembley Stadium between Watford and Manchester City were making him more and more...

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been assured that the man who attacked him at a sporting event in South Africa yesterday, has already been dealt with, and won't be seeing the light of day again. Arnie, 71, was in Johannesburg to promote his Arnold Class...

Victorious Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said he had a lump in his throat "the size of a Seville orange" at the end of the FA Cup final, after his team had trounced underdogs, Watford, 6-0 at Wembley Stadium. City outclassed the Hornet...

Sacramento, CA - Sanitation Officer Santo Phlushe revealed today, at a small press conference, a solution to the sanitation issues facing San Francisco’s poop laid-in side walks. “We all know San Francisco stinks. It’s a pooplematic situation for...

Wheaton, IL—Biblical archeologists from Wheaton College have discovered, among a pile of scrolls in a ruin in Nazareth, a letter from the Virgin Mary to her cousin Elizabeth explaining why she had to abort her first child. In the scroll, the Virgin...