A man who inadvertently stumbled upon a Kraftwerk song he had forgotten about from the 1980s, and thoroughly enjoyed it, has said he, himself, is going to form a band like the German electronic band, and is currently recruiting band members. Moys...
Is Brent Woodson of Boston, Massachusetts, truly a cutting-edge intellectual, or does he just come across that way? If you ask Brent, he's likely to answer that it's the former - but he also won't deny the latter. "I generally make a lot of compar...
A man has revealed how he awoke every morning to the tweeting of birds which sounded so strange, inaccurate and random, he thought it was one of his neighbors fucking about. The sound, which is not unlike some gonk whistling, reproduces the same m...
After the horrendous events of last weekend, when the 850-year-old Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris was severely damaged by fire, the Catholic church has announced several money-raising schemes to pay for its repair. The fire caused damage estimated...
Acquaintances Reluctantly Conclude that Super Cool-Seeming Guy Is In Fact Really Cool
Corporate Visitors Pleased By "Wet Garbage And Poop" Smell Coming From Northeast Section Of Factory
Nappy-Headed Nubians Sighted In Halls Of Congress
William Barr Issues New 4-Page Summaries Exonerating "Aunt Becky" Actress Lori Loughlin and R. Kelly of All Crimes
Mueller Report Released, With Redactions
Commercials Criticized for Becoming Overly Commercialized
Round the world dog swimmer loses its way!
Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast
Jennifer Lopez is scared of black holes
Game Of Thrones Fans Threaten To Kill Themselves If A Ninth Series Is Not Made
Valerie Thighborg challenges Assange accuser “Miss W” to big wrestling match at Wembley Stadium
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