A man in Hull has said he doesn't believe the claim that bassist Peter Hook sang the vocals on the track, Doubts even here' on the 1981 New Order debut album, 'Movement'. In other words, he has doubts about 'Doubts even here'. New Order rose fr...
There was good news coming out of the French capital, Paris, this morning when it was announced that, after a close inspection of the Notre Dame cathedral, it was the general opinion that the structure was nowhere near as badly damaged as was first t...
A woman who visited a popular fairground attraction with her boyfriend says she now regrets having done so, after her physical appearance was distorted beyond recognition, and he dumped her, citing "ugliness". Carol Temperton, 31, went into the Ha...
Once again Looser Guccifer 2.0 has come forward to The Guard Dog to blow the whistle and serve the public on what is still dark and unknown. Ms. Clinton and Mr. Mueller followed up on release of The Mueller Report with a private party at Club Met...
Man Tries To Clone Ian Curtis
'National Enquirer' To Be Sold To Bill Cosby
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“This Is The End Of My Presidency. I’m F——ked.”
Boston Man Boosts Intellectual Reputation by Incorporating "Former" and "Latter" Into Regular Conversation
The Fat Lady Sings: The Trump Runner Vanquishes Wile E Mueller
Man Admits That The First Time He Heard 'Underpass' By John Foxx, He Thought The Singer Was Singing 'Underpants'
University Professor Relieved It Was Original Notre Dame that Burned
Man Is Forming A Band Like Kraftwerk
Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs
HI-R-ME4 Robotics Research Lab Facing Litigation and Bankruptcy
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