Steve Bannon is giving us the latest lesson in the fickle nature of the human heart. Bannon met with reporters yesterday to discuss his next gig playing Santa Claus for the hordes of children that come to tell the jolly fat man what to bring them Chr…
You may remember a while ago The Spoof published a handy guide to how to write your own Christmas movie, and having taken us as our word, a few people have sent their scripts off and are now seeing them on the Hallmark Channel, and on Christmas Movie…
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Following Channel Four's recent barrel-scraping exercise, my first threesome, Channel Five has offered a series of programmes that take on the theme. The titles of each three-hour programme are: 1) My First Aubergine 2) My first reading of th…
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It wasn't as good as the first time, says Captain Kirk on return home
Private Investigators Have Found That Donald Trump, During His Term, Charged $472,905 For Sets of Golf Clubs To The US Taxpayers
An Al-Qaeda Terrorist Group Wants To Buy The Trump Tower
Biden’s Ventriloquist Claims He’s The Real President
Scotland Yard Is Looking Into The Alleged Rumor That Donald Trump Sucked Sarah Ferguson’s Big Toe Back in The Summer of 2002
Thousands of Jason Aldean’s Fans Tell Him to Just Shut Up and Sing
NCAA's Sacajawea State University Is Disqualified After a Cheerleader Runs Onto the Field and Tackles An Opposing Running Back
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