The LGBTU, the union for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender people, has said that it will organize industrial action if employers from non-LGBTQI backgrounds don't do exactly as the LGBTU commands. And they're not messing about! The LGBTU says it...
And there's a big party in the works. All the main Disney characters will be there, including Goofy and Pluto. Lawrence Welk, Mickey's favorite bandleader, has gotten a one-evening earthpass to return from the dead and provide his champagne mu...
Capitol Hill. A search of government department email received during 2017 has revealed that Ivanka Trump used a private email account to send hundreds of messages in which official White House business was discussed with various assistants, governme...
Science Town, USA Scientists gathered together today, a much smaller crew than the ones who originally gathered a year and 8 months ago met and discussed ways to cure narcissism. "If anything, he's gotten worse. He actually thinks his kids, especi...
Elephant in the room sighs and relieves itself over wide expanses in the news studio
Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model
Heat waves are caused by mismanagement of sun, confirms White House
Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals
Man Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung
Historical Village Tour Guide Tired of Looking (and Feeling) Like an Asshole
US transgenders convert to Islam!
Jamal Khashoggi - Nose Found
Conor McGregor And Khabib Nurmagomedov To Join Search For Jamal Khashoggi
Jamal Khashoggi - Glasses Found
Cesar Sayoc Innocent Until Proven Guilty - Trump
Big Foot Apologizes For California Fires
Big Foot has broken his silence, and apologized for not raking the leaves of the California forests like he was supposed to, which led to all the fires, according to the President.
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