WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The soon-to-be-ex-wife of the US tax evader, Donald Trump, informed Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, that she is planning to surprise her NBA beau, LeBron James with a very sexy, intimate tattoo. Melly told…
“Trump will never go away - Trump will politically never die.” So says Basil Blathering, U.S. correspondent for the Old Church News. He has created a vast army of Republican Zombies. They should change their name to the Republican Zombie P…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - New York City's top mafia boss, Salvatore Goombalini, has let all of his "Associates" know that he has had his fill of the Nazi-loving, pussy-grabbing orange bastard (aka Donald J. Erasmus Trump). Goombalini, who is the…
LAKE SHIT, Alabama - (Satire News) - Alabama state troopers have just released an arrest report that shows one Cordell "Butch" Moonshine, 34, of nearby Cotton Britches, Alabama, being arrested at 3:15 am at The Confederate General Stonewall Jackson P…
MANCHESTER - (Satire News) - The Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper is reporting that Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles is being considered to be the United Kingdom's next prime minister. MMM reporter Cutter Shiloh, informed the public that King…
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President Biden Says That Liz Truss Told Him She Is Seriously Considering Running For Mayor of London
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Cafe Launches Brussels Sprout Coffee
The World's Greatest Female Boxer Knocks Out Her Male Opponent In The 1st Round!
Ladies - New Winter Bikinis For Miami Beach - Mesh Tops with Lollipops
Ladies - The Ultimate Fashionable Exercise of the Moment: Bicycling - Great for Bosom and Buttocks
Immigration - England is taking in all the Healthy Young Men from Albania to Africa
Texts About Republican Politicians
Clint Eastwood To Star on The Super Hit Western "Hell On Wheels"
Great Britain Will No Longer Import Russian Salad Dressing From The Evil Communist Empire
Herschel Walker Might be Next Senator of Georgia - Depends on the Number of His Kids
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