Spoof News and Satire

Good evening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. No. Ah. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen? Well, I mean. That's stretching it, isn't it. Be honest. Ladies and gentlemen? Don't make me laugh. Don't make you laugh either, by the sound o...

BILLINGSGATE POST: Upon his appointment to President Trump’s White House Coronavirus Task Force; an open letter from Rex the Wonder Dog to the American public: “You can't imagine how proud I am to join President Trump’s White House Coronavirus Tas...

A woman self-isolating in Mithering on the Trent was shocked to realise that a Terry's Chocolate Orange does not count as one of her five a day. Tracy Brassingthwaite, a barmaid at the Pigeon and Parakeet on the High Street, has been told, by an e...

Parents, Gary and Lorraine Johnson, and their son, Tom, have reached the shocking conclusion that, during lockdown, they have become the Royale Family, the 1990s, 2000s BBC comedy, which saw the early acting of the latest irritating Detective from De...

There was controversy at the Big Top on Tuesday evening, when a professional Lion Tamer was involved in a serious incident during a live performance. Specific details of the man's injuries are yet to be confirmed. Police sealed off the site at...