Everything else failed: interviews, books, Netflix film, the Manhattan car chase. Still, the royal family remains loved and respected, not hidden behind sunglasses, making appointments with paparazzi. How to convince the world of the horrors cause…
One of the most hated individuals in America, Ted "Dracula" Cruz has just been named "The Asshole of The Year" by The US Proctologists Guild. Cruz joins other assholes of the year such as Donald "The Orange Whale" Trump, Ann "Horse Face" Coulter,…
The woman who became famous for having her vajayjay grabbed by the former Golfer-In-Chief, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, says that she heard from a very reliable source that the racist bigot has been placed on suicide watch. Stormy would not reveal who…
Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House kitchen. Petaluma personally took an independent poll of Trump supporters, and he found that only 7% say that they woul…
The lipstick industry has just gotten the biggest boost since waterproof lipstick as "Sultry," by Cover Chick Cosmetics has just hit the cosmetic market. According to a representative with CCC, the new lipstick has several secret ingredients that…
Khloe Kardashian admits that yes, she recently dated a Taliban hitman - but only once
The NRA member numbers continue to drop like rain from the sky
It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box
The stand up comedian who invented the 'Punch Line' turns 99
Miley Cyrus says her bikini line injury from twerking has healed up nicely
Three of Trump's cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison
“I Hump for Jesus” … not if you wanna keep your job, Amy
After only one week on the market Ben and Jerry discontinues their Trump Banana Bigot ice cream
A top Al-Qaeda spy is arrested watching the Yankees and the Astros at Yankee Stadium
Taylor Swift is the new spokeswoman for Non-knock-up™ birth control pills
King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium
Sales of the Tesla Motors police cars are hitting astronomical proportions
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