US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...
A new study conducted by the Quantum Institute of Life Theory strongly suggests that contrary to the feel-good mantra that everything happens for a (presumably divine) reason, in actual fact everything happens for no reason whatsoever. “It’s a lit...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Taking a line from Al Czervik, played by Rodney Dangerfield in the movie “Caddyshack,” President Trump was overheard whispering; “Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity,” as he engaged in an air kiss with the ag...
President Donald J. Trump’s application to exclusive white supremacist organization, Whitest & Brightest, has been rejected for “failure to exemplify and demonstrate by example the inherent superiority of the Aryan race.” In his application, T...
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