Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House kitchen. Petaluma personally took an independent poll of Trump supporters, and he found that only 7% say that they woul…
One of the most hated individuals in America, Ted "Dracula" Cruz has just been named "The Asshole of The Year" by The US Proctologists Guild. Cruz joins other assholes of the year such as Donald "The Orange Whale" Trump, Ann "Horse Face" Coulter,…
Weirdo News: In an ironic twist, former doctor Larry Nasal was attacked in prison after a comment he allegedly made while watching the women's Wimbledon tennis tournament, according to sources familiar with the case. He confessed to having a crush on…
The woman who became famous for having her vajayjay grabbed by the former Golfer-In-Chief, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, says that she heard from a very reliable source that the racist bigot has been placed on suicide watch. Stormy would not reveal who…
The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that members are leaving the NRA like gazelles running from a pack of hungry lions. A rep of the reputable polling agency said that the members are tired of the verbal abuse that they have been receiving from…
“I Hump for Jesus” … not if you wanna keep your job, Amy
America's top female spy, Lady Chatterley, is a mistress of disguises
Taylor Swift is the new spokeswoman for Non-knock-up™ birth control pills
Three of Trump's cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison
Eric Serman is not giving up his fight against Tigers Wood
King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium
It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box
Fights at Popeyes without a single can of spinach in sight
Avocado Wedding Cakes have become quite the rage
Charles Barkley says he drinks a case of Bud Light every day and adds F*ck da haters!
Sales of the Tesla Motors police cars are hitting astronomical proportions
The nation's number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic's 'Sultry'
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