A teacher at a school in Battambang recoiled in horror this afternoon, when a boy in his classroom picked a huge bogey from his nose, and ate it! There's really not much more to it than that, but, if you force me to expand on it, I will. The bo...
In what appears to be a misguided attempt to get a break from their teenage sons, a Nevada couple purposefully attempted to cross the U.S./Mexico border illegally. According to reports, Stan and Fran Druzinski of Winnemucca, Nevada were caught...
38-year-old Wisconsin man, Louis Shortpecker, recently told news reporters that he feels like a complete loser. "I'm not really sure why, but sometimes I get the subtle feeling that I'm a complete loser. Maybe I feel this way because I haven...
Record numbers of movie fans have been packing into cinemas all over the US this weekend to see 'Texas Chain Store Manager', the new blockbuster from Disney. The movie features mainly unknown actors from the Austin and Dallas areas, but early revi...
Birdie Song Set To Invade Your Brain Again
Too Many Cooks Spoilt Broth
Woman Who Is Always Right, Proved Wrong, Kind Of...
Trump Revokes Pilgrim Fathers' Citizenship
Students As Uninterested As Teacher Was, In Pointless Project
Sting Stung By Wasp
Longest Day Over
Trump Orders That All Separated Children Have Gums Painted Purple
Man Still Can't Solve Rubik's Cube!
Shakespeare Experiment Comes Off Rails At Eleventh Hour
Trump to Continue Dictator Tour
There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
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