Funny story: Trump Facing Landslide Loss

Trump Facing Landslide Loss

Polls don’t lie. People are protesting in the streets. This biblical-type pandemic is spreading around the world, and Donald Trump is facing a landslide loss in November. Why? The do-nothing guy in the White House did nothing but give his rich friend...

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Funny story: Babe The Blue Ox, Paul Bunyan And The Statue Of Liberty: On Topple Short List

Babe The Blue Ox, Paul Bunyan And The Statue Of Liberty: On Topple Short List

BILLINGSGATE POST: Three of the most cherished symbols of American hegemony may soon be swept into the dustbin of history by revisionist zealots. All of them, in their own way, have inspired millions of viewers over the years. No, we’re not talkin…

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Funny story: People who voted for idiots are shocked that idiots are now running the country.

People who voted for idiots are shocked that idiots are now running the country.

Bobbit Mcgee, 31 is shocked to see what the result of his 2016 vote has turned out to be. 'I voted for that chap, the one with the hair, and the wild staring eyes, and the issues with his pappa, and the small hands, because I thought that whatever…

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Funny story: Pandemic Rhapsody (with apologies to Queen)

Pandemic Rhapsody (with apologies to Queen)

Is this the real life? Is this a bad nightmare? Caught in a clusterfuck, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see He’s just a con man, he needs no sympathy Because he’s easy come, easy go, little nuts, always slow Any...

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Funny story: Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Earth's Sun, 93 million-year-old small star, Gary Williamson, is thinking about all of the problems that he can cause for the people of one of his small planets, Earth. The troublesome ball of fire tells us: 'There I am in space, spinning at thous…

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2020 To Be Played On Nintendo Wii

Wimbledon 2020 To Be Played On Nintendo Wii

It's just been announced that this year's Wimbledon tennis championships WILL go ahead, after all - but not as usual. The Championships, which are, and have been, ever since 1877, staged at the All England Club in London, SW19, will undergo a majo...

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Funny story: Redneck Runs on Defund the Police Platform

Redneck Runs on Defund the Police Platform

Wilfred “Bubba Billy” Watson of Pensacola, Florida, whom we heard from before, Florida Man Warns New Yorkers, has announced that he is running as a Democrat for Mayor of Pensacola. He promised that, if elected, he will defund the Pensacola police.

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Funny story: The Dixie Chicks Make A Big Name Change

The Dixie Chicks Make A Big Name Change

BALTIMORE – The all-girl band known as the Dixie Chicks were in Baltimore visiting the Baltimore Orioles Baseball Museum and having Pelican Pizza, which the girls fell in love with several years ago. While in town, they were asked by a reporter fo...

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves

Black Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves

DETROIT – A spokesperson for the BLM organization, which now has over 4 million members, including 37,000 whites, has just informed the media that two out of the four presidents on Mount Rushmore were slave owners. George Washington, the nation’s…

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Funny story: The Roseanne Barr Flying Circus Has Come To Town

The Roseanne Barr Flying Circus Has Come To Town

SAN FRANCISCO – A reporter with The San Francisco Nightly Herald, Nixie Ballytuck, sat down with Roseanne Barr, or actually with what is the shell of the old original Roseanne Barr. Ballytuck described the disoriented comedian as the Roseanne Barr…

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels Explains Why She Refers To Donald Trump as a Planetary Lover

Stormy Daniels Explains Why She Refers To Donald Trump as a Planetary Lover

LOS ANGELES – The woman who was paid $131,265 hush money by the President's attorney, Michael Cohen, has just revealed why she said that Donald J. Trump was a “Planetary Lover”. Stormy spoke with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors, and told her that "Spa…

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump

Ben & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump

BURLINGTON, Vermont – The most popular ice cream producer in the nation has just announced a brand new ice cream flavor. The new ice cream flavor was developed by a team of Ben & Jerry ice cream experts who worked for 17 straight hours, eating…

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Funny story: Now That Roseanne Barr Has Revealed That Trump is a Woman, Many Are Wondering if He Will Be Grabbing Himself by the You-Know-What

Now That Roseanne Barr Has Revealed That Trump is a Woman, Many Are Wondering if He Will Be Grabbing Himself by the You-Know-What

BROOKLYN – The woman who was once 'the' Roseanne Barr, sat in a hotel room and rattled off some semi-incoherent blabbings. Coming out of leftfield, the space cadet revealed some earth-shattering info. She said that President Trump is a woman. Yes,…

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Funny story: Dead People Received Stimulus Checks

Dead People Received Stimulus Checks

It now seems as if several dead people received stimulus checks. So, what do you expect? Trump’s in charge. He’s the one who announced, There were some good Nazis. One has to wonder whether he learned anything in school or through life lessons.

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Funny story: Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that police in the Black Hills have apprehended and arrested a man carrying a quantity of dynamite in the area of Mount Rushmore. The man was said by witnesses to be a Native American indian, and looked…

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Funny story: Sore Loser Trump Now Accuses Obama Of Treason

Sore Loser Trump Now Accuses Obama Of Treason

With Joe Biden appealing to the masses, rising in the polls, leaving President Trump behind in exhaust fumes, Trump is in a panic and has accused Biden and Obama of treason! Treason? What must the neighbors think? Down, down, down in the polls…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

FOX News analyst Tucker Carlson may be temporarily away from his desk for undisclosed reasons. He has once again made commentary on “a profound national emergency”. He has also said the country's leaders, whether Democrat or Republican, are “di…

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