Funny story: Do You Want A Clown Or President In The Oval Office?

Do You Want A Clown Or President In The Oval Office?

It has become an either/or question: Do you want a clown or a real president in the Oval Office of the White House? If you were drowning in a pool, a river, or a lake, who would you want at water’s edge, Trump or Biden? Trump would claim bone...

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Funny story: President Donald J. Trump Finally Issues His Official Presidential Report on The Minneapolis Riots

President Donald J. Trump Finally Issues His Official Presidential Report on The Minneapolis Riots

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president has finally gotten around to issuing his Oval Office report on the Minneapolis Riots. He began by saying that most of the rioters were protesters, looters, thugs, punks, and some were probably real good basketball...

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Funny story: The Hate-Spewing Tucker Carlson Has Already Had 41 Advertisers Drop His Show

The Hate-Spewing Tucker Carlson Has Already Had 41 Advertisers Drop His Show

NEW YORK CITY – A staff member on the Tucker Carlson Show, which airs on the Fox News Channel (aka Trump Central), reports that he has already lost 41 advertisers and counting. The reason for the mass sponsor exodus is due to the fact that "Tucky,…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says The Republican National Committee Convention Will Be Held in Jacksonville, Florida Come Hell, High Water, or The C-19

Donald Trump Says The Republican National Committee Convention Will Be Held in Jacksonville, Florida Come Hell, High Water, or The C-19

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – The president flew down to the Bayou State of Louisiana, to meet with a highly reputable Cajun voodoo practitioner. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that the president met with Lottie Jo Lafayette, who is considered...

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Funny story: The Spoof Guide to social distancing

The Spoof Guide to social distancing

These are very confusing times that we are living in, and it seems that with unnecessary shops opening up, there are a minefield of issues to go through. Here is our easy-to-follow 3 step guide: 1) Always give people space. 2 metres is the bare mi…

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Funny story: Spain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout

Spain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout

MADRID – The Sunday ritual of “Ole! Ole! Ole!” has just been silenced in the European country of Spain. The head of the Bullfighters Union, Paco McFlaco, 43, has informed all union matadors that, effective immediately, all bullfights have been off...

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Funny story: New Orleans' Residents Want To Replace All Confederate Statues With Statues of Britney Spears

New Orleans' Residents Want To Replace All Confederate Statues With Statues of Britney Spears

NEW ORLEANS – The New Orleans City Council will soon be voting on an amendment to take down the statues of every Civil War Confederate general and replace them with statues of Louisiana-born songstress, Britney Spears. Britney is one of the most f...

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Funny story: Border Patrol Agents Sink a Canadian Submarine Trying To Smuggle Pot into the USA

Border Patrol Agents Sink a Canadian Submarine Trying To Smuggle Pot into the USA

DETROIT – Members of the United States Border Patrol report that they have sunk a submarine, in Lake Erie, that was carrying 265 pounds of marijuana. Agent Charlize Buckbush, 29, stated that the strain of marijuana, known as Montreal Moronic, is o...

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Funny story: Social Distancing measures - Just somewhere between a Richard Osman and a Ronnie Corbett

Social Distancing measures - Just somewhere between a Richard Osman and a Ronnie Corbett

In another case of vagueness for the UK government, and in using popular culture as a measuring stick, the good people of the United Kingdom have been told that social distancing is no longer a uniform two metres, but now can be anywhere between a Ri…

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Funny story: Busker still no better

Busker still no better

Despite having months during lockdown to work on his chordal knowledge, his plectrum technique, his tuning, stage presence and projection, and his repertoire of songs, busker Shane Meadowfield is still no better. The talentless troubadour, who has…

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Funny story: President Trump: 'Roots' By Alex Haley Is Fake News

President Trump: 'Roots' By Alex Haley Is Fake News

President Trump has condemned Hollywood "mischief-makers" for what he says is "totally irresponsible mischief-making" over 'Roots', the 1977 television series based on the book of the same name by Alex Haley. He also slated Black Lives Matter.

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Funny story: People flocking to Waterstones to buy Fifty Shades of Grey

People flocking to Waterstones to buy Fifty Shades of Grey

As the shops begin to re-open, Waterstones have admitted, as has been the case for a while now, that people are only buying copies of Fifty Shades of Grey, rather than anything else. Bookseller, Paige Turner, told us: 'Yes, people are just buying…

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Funny story: Man Sets Out To Disinvent The Internet

Man Sets Out To Disinvent The Internet

A man who says he is incensed at the way modern-day society has become a "slave to technology", with seemingly everything controlled by the internet, has announced that he is determined to halt this process, and make the 'world wide web' a thing of t…

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Funny story: No Holes Matter: Rioters Topple Outhouse Of Elmer Smuckmeister

No Holes Matter: Rioters Topple Outhouse Of Elmer Smuckmeister

BILLINGSGATE POST: It is not a good time to be seen riding a bronze horse in a city park, or to be a statue of Columbus. Nor is it a good time to be taking a crap in an outhouse in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska. As always, timing is everything.

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Funny story: Covid-19 Wins Virus-Tainted Santa Anita Derby

Covid-19 Wins Virus-Tainted Santa Anita Derby

Arcadia, CA. Woof Blister reporting for SOS - Spoof On Sports. An aptly-named but ill-fated Covid-19 won by disqualification in the 85th running of the $500,000 Santa Anita Derby Saturday in a race marred by rules imposed by the Center for Disease Co…

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