Showing:

Hot topic spoof news

Spoof news stories on the hottest topics being written about on TheSpoof.com

Showing stories about: China, Christmas, Donald Trump, Drones, Health, Nashville, New Year, Politics, Religion, Russia, Santa, Sex

Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

Funny story: Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

The always amiable and jovial President Donald Trump has announced the US will be pulling all US troops out of Russia starting at the end of February. At a press conference on Wednesday afternoon the President said the following: “It is time to ge...

Read full story

Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

Funny story: Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

President Donald Trump's border wall is to be the topic of a high-level meeting at the White House this evening, after it was reported that US Homeland Security officers have found several tunnels near the Mexican border. Two of the tunnels, near...

Read full story

Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

Funny story: Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

After weeks of a political game of shutdown, the Democrats have made a counter proposal that has intrigued many. They have offered to pass funding for the wall Trump has demanded on the Mexico border, in return for there being a wall built around Tru...

Read full story

Nashville Man Realizes His Life Has No Style

Funny story: Nashville Man Realizes His Life Has No Style

After struggling to complete a human resources questionnaire on diversity and lifestyle for his employer, Henry Mills of Nashville, Tennessee, came to the unfortunate conclusion that his own life has no style. “Embarrassing,” he said. “But I didn’...

Read full story

We had no idea Congressman who wore Blackface to Congressional Halloween party was a racist, say Republicans.

Senior Republicans last night said that they had no idea that Rep. Steve King was a racist even though he wore Blackface to their last Halloween party. Party leaders said that Mr King had shocked them to their cores after saying in a New York Time...

Read full story

Apocalypse Now: Did You Hear What Trump Said?

Funny story: Apocalypse Now: Did You Hear What Trump Said?

The Vatican -- Today the Lamb of God, held in various sacred halls by the catholic church for over a millennium and long-presumed to be in a vegetative state, surprised priests and bishops alike when it suddenly came to its feet, took a long look ar...

Read full story

Nashville Man Encounters Trouble on Road Less Traveled

Funny story: Nashville Man Encounters Trouble on Road Less Traveled

In the interest of not becoming unthinking, unfeeling, and inescapably conventional. thirty-four-year-old Nate Black of Nashville, Tennessee, opted to take a more scenic, out-of-the-way route to his workplace, thinking that the less-traveled road mig...

Read full story

From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen

Funny story: From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen

A few weeks ago, I wrote a story about buying a book from a charity shop in Cottingham, near Hull, in which I later discovered a £20 note that had been used as a bookmark by the book's previous owner. The book was 'Damn, you, England' by the playwright, John Osborne, the writer of the classic 1956 play, 'Look Back In Anger'. The book, a first edition, contains a selection of his writings which...

Read full story

Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

Funny story: Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

A Chinese rover and lander have taken multiple images of each other and themselves on the Moon's surface, and despite Chinese mission control scientists' best efforts, they refuse to stop doing so. The Chinese space agency says the spacecraft ar...

Read full story

Trump abandons plan for border wall, opts instead for 'invisible fence'

In a major concession, President Donald Trump has dropped his request for six billion dollars to build a border wall, opting instead to pursue an invisible fence along the country’s southern border with Mexico. He outlined his proposal in an address...

Read full story

President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

Funny story: President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

US President Donald Trump has rebounded from the Democrats refusal to provide funding for the building of his Mexican border fence, by insisting that the UK government help to pay for it, hinting that, failure to do so might result in a shutdown at W...

Read full story

Vatican Temporarily Sanctions American Suicide

Funny story: Vatican Temporarily Sanctions American Suicide

In a gesture of solidarity with politically-despondent Americans, the Vatican has announced that for the duration of Donald Trump's presidency, suicide by Americans will not be considered a mortal sin disqualifying them from eternal salvation. "We...

Read full story

Put Your Head Up Your Ass (Simple Donald Says!)

Funny story: Put Your Head Up Your Ass (Simple Donald Says!)

Put your head up your ass (Simple Donald says) Shake your fists all about (Simple Donald says) Do it when Donald says (Simple Donald says) And you will never be out (Simple Donald says) I'd like to play a con That is so much fun And it's not so very hard to do The name of the con Is Simple Donald Says And I would like for You to play it too Put your head up your ass (Simple Donald...

Read full story

President Trump Meeting With Nancy Pelosi Ends Amicably Enough

Funny story: President Trump Meeting With Nancy Pelosi Ends Amicably Enough

President Donald Trump stormed out of a meeting with senior Democrats yesterday, after disagreements arose on a variety of topics. The meeting, in the Situation Room, a conference centre in the West Wing basement, was, primarily, to talk about fun...

Read full story

Aliens Deny 'Heathrow Drone' Accusation

Funny story: Aliens Deny 'Heathrow Drone' Accusation

There was further controversy in the Heathrow drone incident this morning, when aliens from distant galaxies contacted the airport to deny all knowledge of who was responsible. The drone was seen by several members of the public who were driving a...

Read full story

Heathrow Drone Was A UFO

Funny story: Heathrow Drone Was A UFO

A drone that was sighted flying near Heathrow Airport yesterday was not being operated by an irresponsible moron from the droning community, and was a UFO, says a man who knows what he is talking about. The UFO was seen by several members of the p...

Read full story

Anarchist group disbanded upon realization its an organization

A local anarchist group, known for protests and causing general unrest, disbanded this week, when members realized that they were, in fact, an organization “I didn’t sign up to this group for us to become organized,” said long time member, Barlow...

Read full story

Hacker leaks Bolton in front of his bathroom mirror addressing himself as “Mr. President”

Funny story: Hacker leaks Bolton in front of his bathroom mirror addressing himself as “Mr. President”

The hacker group Dark Overbored has come forward with leaks of new details on the Trump presidency. The suspicion that the presidency has secretly changed hands from Mr. Trump to Mr. Bolton is bolstered by these leaks. At issue specifically is...

Read full story

Saudi Arabian Woman Due To Disappear Sometime This Week

Funny story: Saudi Arabian Woman Due To Disappear Sometime This Week

Miss Rahaf Mohammd al-Qunun, the 18-year-old Saudi Arabian woman who renounced Islam, and became involved in an uneasy stand-off at Bangkok airport on her way to Australia to seek asylum, is due to disappear sometime later this week. The Thai auth...

Read full story

Monsanto’s First-Ever Genetically Modified Man Proves a Hit with Ladies

Funny story: Monsanto’s First-Ever Genetically Modified Man Proves a Hit with Ladies

The jury is in: Monsanto’s first-ever genetically modified human, who/which was first launched in 2016, and is the only living adult male officially certified to be Roundup-ready, has proven to be a solid hit with the ladies! Monsanto first concei...

Read full story

Suggestions Pour In For the Wall

Funny story: Suggestions Pour In For the Wall

Many Americans have helpfully provided hints and suggestions on building President Trump's wall. The Meldrum Brothers Nursery and Landscaping Co. feel that a wall of shrubbery would be very effective in deterring illegal immigrants. Banksy and...

Read full story

Similarities Between Fox News/the Republican Party and the Church of Scamatology

Funny story: Similarities Between Fox News/the Republican Party and the Church of Scamatology

Sociologists who examine cult phenomena have noticed similarities between the techniques of the Trump administration, the Republican Party, and Fox News: 1. They all illogically follow a leader who tells obvious falsehoods and is a blatant narcissicist and misogynist. 2. They both push books, supposedly instructive, that are loaded with bullshit. 3. The Trump administration and the "Chur...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more