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Funny story: Conscientious Nashville Man Goes 100 Percent Sustainable by Putting All His Trash in Recycling Bin

Conscientious Nashville Man Goes 100 Percent Sustainable by Putting All His Trash in Recycling Bin

Fed up with being able to recycle only a fraction of the waste he produced on a daily basis, Ned Haskell of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to go 100 percent sustainable, and began putting all of his trash in the blue recycling bin outside his apartmen...

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Funny story: U.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal

U.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal

In a rare moment of cooperation between the State Department and the Trump White House, the United States threatened to gift Iran with Mitch McConnell, and shook Iran's Mullahs to their core. "We simply cannot accept this generous offer to send th...

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Funny story: E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World

E.T. Has Just About Had Enough, And Is Ready To Take Over The Running Of The World

E.T. the Extraterrestrial, the star of the 1982 movie of the same name, has said that he is just about sick and tired of messing around with the imbeciles on Earth, and is now ready to take over the running of the planet from his home at Area 51.

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Funny story: Scientists Nominate Donald Trump to be the First Man on Mars

Scientists Nominate Donald Trump to be the First Man on Mars

Science Town, USA In an inspiring show of patriotism, a majority of scientists believe that President Trump should have the honor of being the first man on Mars. "I think Trump has proved he has the stamina, persistence, and resiliency to make the...

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Funny story: President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Trump And E.T. Have Area 51 Meeting Next Week

President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...

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Funny story: Congresswoman Omar Wakes Up To A Camel’s Head In Her Bed

Congresswoman Omar Wakes Up To A Camel’s Head In Her Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ilhan Abdullah Omar, one of the Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse, thought she was having a bad dream when she awoke to find a huge camel head lying next to her in bed. The scene was eerily remindful of the famous one from Fra...

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Funny story: Trump names himself after Ivan the Terrible; causes revival of Russia-gate

Trump names himself after Ivan the Terrible; causes revival of Russia-gate

Mr. Trump’s current defense of himself and his policies includes insults, threats, plus chanting “Send Her Back!” at his rallies. This “send her back” refers to Ilhan Omar, American citizen and Congressional Representative of Minnesota, born in So...

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Funny story: Trump Off To Area 51 To Find Out Just What The Devil Is Going On Down There

Trump Off To Area 51 To Find Out Just What The Devil Is Going On Down There

White House sources have announced that, due to all the Facebook shenanigans about storming Area 51 so that people can make friends with the aliens reported to be living there, President Donald Trump will make a visit next week, to find out just what...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Wins by Snoozing

Nashville Man Wins by Snoozing

Flouting the common wisdom that if you snooze, you lose, Carl Jansen of Nashville, Tennessee, won a pair of prime concert tickets as the direct result of his hitting the snooze button, which delayed his departure for work and set him up perfectly to...

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Funny story: Area 51 "Crawling With Aliens"

Area 51 "Crawling With Aliens"

The Facebook campaign that has sprung up on the social media platform to prompt other readers to storm Area 51, the US military testing sight in the Nevada Desert, is gathering pace with more than one million people registering their interest. The...

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Funny story: President Trump In Office Through At Least 2056?

President Trump In Office Through At Least 2056?

President Trump will still be in office when freshman representative Ocasio-Cortez is set to retire. Nearly half a century of President Trump? How is this possible? President Trump has a knack of playing poker with others who are playing go fish.

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Funny story: Epstein already working on groundbreaking provisions for his next jail time

Epstein already working on groundbreaking provisions for his next jail time

Confined at this time without bail, Mr. Epstein is reported already feverishly at work with his lawyers. At issue is the question of what conditions will attend his imprisonment--if he is once again sentenced to jail time. In his previous confi...

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Funny story: Trump: Area 51 To Be Walled Off

Trump: Area 51 To Be Walled Off

President Donald Trump has reacted to the threat by Facebook users to storm Area 51, by saying that he will build a wall around it. Area 51 is deep in the Nevada Desert, and used, according to the government, for military testing. More than one mi...

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Funny story: Trump N-word Speech Can 'Only Be A Matter Of Time'

Trump N-word Speech Can 'Only Be A Matter Of Time'

Analysts have said that it can only be a matter of time before US president, Donald Trump, 'crosses the line' and uses the N-word in one of his speeches. Trump this week, finally got to the point of saying that four US congresswomen should "go bac...

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Funny story: VP Pence says Customs Border Patrol over-worked and there could be “a few bad apples”

VP Pence says Customs Border Patrol over-worked and there could be “a few bad apples”

Visiting the border recently, Mr. Pence stressed that the camps are clean and orderly, with every inmate receiving food and medical attention. Standing beside a crowded cage filled with annoyed looking males (and body stench wafting through the ba...

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Funny story: Trump to deport all immigrants plus native borns with immigrant parents of the past 100 years

Trump to deport all immigrants plus native borns with immigrant parents of the past 100 years

Today Mr. Trump announced a new policy to stop “all the filthy, anti-American, horrible comments” on his administration. According to White House sources, the basic problem stems from current criticisms over many of Mr. Trump’s domestic and intern...

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Funny story: Calling Congresswoman’s Turban ‘A Brain Bandage’ Not Racist, Just Plain Rude

Calling Congresswoman’s Turban ‘A Brain Bandage’ Not Racist, Just Plain Rude

Washington DC - (Troll Ops): More controversy raged on Capitol Hill tonight as Donald Trump fans upped the ante in the presidential racism spat. Suspected Trumpissts on the WhatKindaAsshole.com online opinion tool took a victory lap for sliming Co...

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Funny story: Robert Kraft, Bill Clinton Create #MeNeither Movement

Robert Kraft, Bill Clinton Create #MeNeither Movement

New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, accused of allegedly paying for sexual favors, has teamed with former President Clinton to create #MeNeither in order to defend themselves and countless other men that may have been falsely accused. Kraft...

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Funny story: Trump-Weary Americans Eager to Experience the "P" in PTSD

Trump-Weary Americans Eager to Experience the "P" in PTSD

In the face of accelerating climate chaos, threatened raids on undocumented immigrants and their families, and incessant presidential tweets reminding them of the maturity level of the person leading their nation, many Americans say that they are eag...

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Funny story: Trump Made Up for Bad Sex With Blistering Piano Accordion Solo: Stormy Daniels Speaks Out

Trump Made Up for Bad Sex With Blistering Piano Accordion Solo: Stormy Daniels Speaks Out

Porn star turned kiss-and-tell sensation, Stormy Daniels, has told Hello magazine that US President, Donald Trump, gave a sensational rendition of a medley of popular tunes on the piano accordion following their brief sexual encounter in 2006. Spe...

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Funny story: Democrat Candidates: Apology and Confession Tour

Democrat Candidates: Apology and Confession Tour

Elizabeth Warren apologized to all Native Americans for being somewhat wrong about her heritage. Tulsi Gabbard apologized for her past views about LGBTQ individuals. Most recently, Beto O'Rourke confessed that his ancestors owned slaves and reparatio...

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Funny story: Trump Told To Go Back To Where His Grandfather Came From

Trump Told To Go Back To Where His Grandfather Came From

A hundred and thirty-four years is a long time, but when you say it again, and say to yourself that 134 years is the amount of time that Donald Trump's entire ancestral line has spent in the United States, we have to wonder: Is it long enough?...

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