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Funny story: Jigsaw Puzzle Sales Leap Due To Trump Impeachment Trial

Jigsaw Puzzle Sales Leap Due To Trump Impeachment Trial

According to claims made by toy stores across the US, the impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, is thought to have been at least partly responsible for a huge increase in sales of jigsaw puzzles. Toy stores all over the country have reporte...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Enjoys Psychotic Break

Nashville Man Enjoys Psychotic Break

“We all need to take a little time off once in a while,” said Kenneth Cooke of Nashville, Tennessee, of his nearly week-long vacation from sanity. “Unfortunately, it wasn't paid time off. But what can you do – sometimes psychosis has its own agenda.”...

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Funny story: Chinese New Year Called Off Due To Filthy Spitting Habit

Chinese New Year Called Off Due To Filthy Spitting Habit

Authorities in Beijing have called off celebrations for the Chinese New Year, due to the complete lack of hygiene practised by the greater majority of people in the country. The government said that they are especially concerned about spitting.

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Funny story: President Trump Impeachment Trial Has Really Caught The Attention Of The American Public

President Trump Impeachment Trial Has Really Caught The Attention Of The American Public

The impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump's 'wrongdoings' has, despite concerns to the contrary, ignited an enthusiasm in the general public that is difficult to comprehend, with many people admitting they were "mildly interested". Presi...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Impresses Friends by Contemplating Registering for Ultra-Marathon

Nashville Man Impresses Friends by Contemplating Registering for Ultra-Marathon

Friends of 42-year-old Dave Paxton of Nashville, Tennessee, were greatly impressed when Paxton informed them that he was contemplating registering for a 50-mile ultra-marathon. “To me, it’s doubly impressive considering that he doesn’t even run or...

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Funny story: Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Strong man from Northern Pakistan, Arbab Khizer Hayat, has responded sympathetically to a fellow hulk's plight who came forward yesterday. This new figure in the mammoth male field felt obliged to share his experience with Mr. Hayat after the latt...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Successfully Navigates Fake Friendship with Coworker

Nashville Woman Successfully Navigates Fake Friendship with Coworker

For.all her efforts to be an authentic person, Ingrid O'Donnell of Nashville, Tennessee, found it necessary to pull out every ounce of fakeness and duplicity she had in order to navigate a relationship with an overly-chummy coworker, Sergio Greene -...

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg

Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg

Eyebrows were raised in Davos last night, when news emerged that US President Donald Trump had invited environmental campaigner and activist, Greta Thunberg, out for dinner. The two had earlier clashed on a number of issues, regarding the lack of...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Demonstrates High Levels of Artificial Intelligence

Nashville Man Demonstrates High Levels of Artificial Intelligence

No longer mere fodder for sci-fi novels and futuristic movie odysseys, artificial intelligence is a present-day reality, as demonstrated by 38-year-old Ben Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee. "I'm not actually smart at all," said Higgins, "but I've l...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty

Nashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty

"No matter what else I have going on, all she ever wants is to be snuggled and cuddled and stroked," said Wade Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his beloved feline animal companion, Ginny. "I hate to say it, but honestly, she can be a little...

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Funny story: Burgers Infused with Pomegranate Cause Cancer and Heart Disease

Burgers Infused with Pomegranate Cause Cancer and Heart Disease

For those eager to complement their burgers, ketchup or barbecue sauce may be a safer bet than pomegranate, suggests a new study by the Meat in the Middle Foundation. According to the MIMF report, ground beef that was infused with pomegranate juic...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Sinks like a Stone into Black Sea of Depression

Nashville Man Sinks like a Stone into Black Sea of Depression

“I’ve never been to Eastern Europe, but I’ve definitely experienced the Black Sea,” said Darren Davis of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his recent drop into the depths of depression. “Unless you’ve got some hardcore deep-sea diving experience, I wou...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Impeachment Hearing Latest

Donald Trump Impeachment Hearing Latest

After the latest news broke this morning about the one hundred lawmakers of the US Senate being sworn in on Thursday as jurors for the impending impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, TheSpoof.com has decided to provide readers unfamiliar with...

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Funny story: Donald Trump reacts to new evidence against him from Giuliano’s associate with SPECTACULAR new defence

Donald Trump reacts to new evidence against him from Giuliano’s associate with SPECTACULAR new defence

US President Donald Trump, who is facing an impeachment trial in the Senate over allegations that he improperly pushed Ukraine to investigate respected Senator Joe Biden, is facing a new hurdle, namely an associate of his own lawyer Rudy Giuliani, ha...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Incorporates "Vis-à-vis" into Regular Conversation

Nashville Man Successfully Incorporates "Vis-à-vis" into Regular Conversation

In an effort to enhance his professional polish and, in his own words, not come across as such a dumbass, Cameron Wells of Nashville, Tennessee, began incorporating the term "vis-à-vis" into his regular conversation, to outstanding effect. "Sure,...

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Funny story: Harvey Weinstein To Claim Executive Privilege Just Like Trump

Harvey Weinstein To Claim Executive Privilege Just Like Trump

Taking a page out of the Donald Trump defense book, Harvey Weinstein is claiming executive privilege and is not allowing any former actresses, actors, anyone who auditioned for him, had dinner with him, gave him a massage, sat too close at a restaura...

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Funny story: Canadian PM blames Trump for downed Ukraine jet, and also blames Winston Churchill for deaths of Allied soldiers during WW2

Canadian PM blames Trump for downed Ukraine jet, and also blames Winston Churchill for deaths of Allied soldiers during WW2

Wacky Canadian leader Justin Trudeau angrily denounced Donald Trump for the deaths of the innocent passengers on the Ukrainian passenger jet blown up by mistake by an Iranian missile, saying this was caused by the US assassination of Iranian Quds Gen...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Rallies After Disappointing Trip to Grocery Store

Nashville Man Rallies After Disappointing Trip to Grocery Store

Geared up to stock up on wholesome foods and fulfill his New Year’s intention of caring for his body in the way that it deserves, Nate Rudowski of Nashville, Tennessee, popped into his local Kroger grocery store, only to have a disappointing food-sho...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Doesn’t Miss Ex Much at All

Nashville Woman Doesn’t Miss Ex Much at All

“It’s so funny how seldom I think about him,” said Maria Marlowe of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding Finn O'Connell, a man she dated for about two months, with whom she recently broke up. “It occurs to me all the time how he almost never even crosses...

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Funny story: Woman's Extroversion Given Away By Fact that She Never Stops Talking

Woman's Extroversion Given Away By Fact that She Never Stops Talking

At a work meeting during which she scarcely paused for breath between sentences, Erin Barnett mentioned that she tends to be extroverted – a quality that some of her colleagues had already gleaned from the fact that she never stops talking. “Yeah,...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Reaches Compromise with Reality

Nashville Man Reaches Compromise with Reality

After decades of pushing for better pay and overall conditions, Mike Chapman of Nashville, Tennessee, finally reached an acceptable compromise with reality. “Kind of a laissez faire approach,” said Chapman. “I don’t bother it, and it doesn’t bothe...

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Funny story: Woman Sees Through Ex’s Love Avoidant Behavior

Woman Sees Through Ex’s Love Avoidant Behavior

Unfooled by his failure to respond to her text messages, emails, and phone calls, Shannon Reese of Nashville, Tennessee, was able to see her ex-boyfriend Josh’s love avoidant behavior for what it actually was: a plea for deeper intimacy. “He’s lik...

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