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North Korea To Step Up Nuclear Program

Funny story: North Korea To Step Up Nuclear Program

North Korea has announced that it is to cease its nuclear program after a high-level previously-unnanounced 'video meeting' between its leader Kim Jong-un and US President Donald Trump. In reality, however, they are to step-up their program. Pr...

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The Metaphysical Misappropriation of Love

Funny story: The Metaphysical Misappropriation of Love

“God is love,” I heard more than once on a fairly intelligent discussion of religion in people’s lives on NPR. The claim, echoed by several guests on the show, was made by one speaker, in particular, to distinguish the God of the New Testament f...

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Man Moved Family To Alaska To Avoid Terrorist Threat

Funny story: Man Moved Family To Alaska To Avoid Terrorist Threat

A man has sold his home and taken his family to live in Alaska after he became increasingly worried about the threat of terrorism, it has emerged. Ralph Conk, 53, was so concerned about the threat posed by terrorists, that he 'upped sticks' and to...

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Administration effort to replace cabinet with Trumpbots suffers setback

Funny story: Administration effort to replace cabinet with Trumpbots suffers setback

Frustrated with their unreliability, disloyalty and inability to fully buy in and implement his agenda, President Trump is pushing his advisors and cabinet officials aside.  But even the tireless chief executive Trump knows he can’t go it alone.  The...

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New Study Reports that People Aren't Eating Nearly Enough Seaweed

Funny story: New Study Reports that People Aren't Eating Nearly Enough Seaweed

A new study recently published by the Joint Center for Nutrition and Oceanics recently reported that people aren't eating nearly enough seaweed. “It's alarming,” stated JCNO Director John Griebel. “We'd assumed that most Americans were consuming s...

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Donald Trump Admits Being A Total Scumbag

In what stunned reporters at a White House press conference this afternoon, President of The United States, Donald J. Trump, went on a 15 minute rant about a few things he wanted to get off his chest. The president was quoted as saying, "Right now...

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Slime Ball Comey Compares Trump's Hands To Anthony's Weiner

Funny story: Slime Ball Comey Compares Trump's Hands To Anthony's Weiner

BILLINGSGATE POST: With his baby-blues peering into the camera like two piss holes in a snow bank, and him furtively squeezing off popcorn farts that had George Staphylococcus' eyes watering, James Comey attempted to answer the questions posed by th...

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Nashville Woman Decides to Put Herself Out There

Funny story: Nashville Woman Decides to Put Herself Out There

Recently, Catherine Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, made the extremely personal decision to put herself out there. “I'm ready,” she said. “This decision didn't come easily, but I've been working on Me for a long time, and it's really paid off. I'm...

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No Shit News: Donald Trump And Syria

Funny story: No Shit News: Donald Trump And Syria

Hello, everyone, this is No Shit News letting you know what's REALLY happening around the world today. That's NSN for the Truth! Here's Jay Labier. "Sup everyone? Er, I wanna tell ya 'bout what's goin on over there in Syria. On Saturday, the combi...

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Opinion: Trump V Syria

US windbag and all round walking political piss take, Donald Trump, has defended his “mission accomplished” tweet after it was ridiculed by actual media outlets. The same outlets Donald keeps claiming are fake. It always seems odd to us that a man with no political qualifications sits in a political job and calls qualified individuals “fake”. Anyway we digress.... Of course Donald authorised ai...

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Editorial: May Attacks Syria

So after PM May decided “fuck it” and bombed the shit out of another country on tenuous evidence (where have we heard this before) she now fears a public backlash. The main shame is that she won’t be receiving said “back lashes” across her back with a glass encrusted whip. The carrion eyed cunt completely misjudged the public appetite for more wanton slaughter from above and now fear repercussi...

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Stormy says three-legged donkey involved

Funny story: Stormy says three-legged donkey involved

Stormy Daniels has revealed Donald Trump brought a donkey to her Las Vegas hotel room 10 years ago for a fun threesome. "Man that was one ugly ass, and the critter didn't look too good neither 'coz he was missing one leg ya'll". Daniels continued, "Y...

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Mark Zuckerberg Unfriended By Thousands On Facebook

Funny story: Mark Zuckerberg Unfriended By Thousands On Facebook

Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, who has been answering questions before Congress about his company's relationship with Cambridge Analytica, has been feeling the backlash this week - he's been 'Unfriended' by more than 50,000 'friends'. The c...

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Comey Wakes Up To Find Horse's Head In His Bed.

Funny story: Comey Wakes Up To Find Horse's Head In His Bed.

BILLINGSGATE POST: The scene opens with James Comey’s wife waking up and poking him on the shoulder, “James, I think we have company in our bed.” “Go back to sleep honey. You must be dreaming.” “James, there’s a f**king horse’s head nex...

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Mark Zuckerberg Testifies to Congress that He Has No Real Friends Other than Facebook Friends

Funny story: Mark Zuckerberg Testifies to Congress that He Has No Real Friends Other than Facebook Friends

In an uncomfortable and often highly contentious session with Congress this past week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg finally admitted that he has no real friends, other than his “friends” on the social media site that he founded. “Honestly, it's wh...

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Man Rejects Mark Zuckerberg Facebook 'Friend Request'

Funny story: Man Rejects Mark Zuckerberg Facebook 'Friend Request'

There was further drama in the Facebook - Cambridge Analytica - Mark Zuckerberg controversy this evening, when a writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com received a 'Friend Request' from the aforementioned Zuckerberg - and rejected it. The wr...

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Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Funny story: Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Using the “back channel” line that bypassed US intelligence agencies and was suggested by son-in-law Jared Kushner, Vladimir Putin telephoned his friend at the White House from a Kremlin basement. “Ducky, you have to fire Mueller today. Mueller i...

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Cambridge Analytica Behind Satan’s Election to CEO of Heaven

Funny story: Cambridge Analytica Behind Satan’s Election to CEO of Heaven

HEAVEN—Cambridge Analytica has some big wins under its belt—Brexit, the election of Uhuru Kenyatta in Kenya, and Donald Trump in the Confederate States of America, but the company pulled off one of its biggest sells just last week, when it rigged an...

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Zuckerberg Explains Facebook to Old Guys

Funny story: Zuckerberg Explains Facebook to Old Guys

U.S. lawmakers peppered Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg with questions about the social media platform when he testified before the Senate Subcommittee on Grandstanding and Pontificating this week. “Mr. Zuckerberg, there’s something I find very troub...

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Robert Mueller's Hollywood Access Moment

Funny story: Robert Mueller's Hollywood Access Moment

Robert Mueller, overheard talking to Billy Bush while exiting a Hollywood Access bus: “I’m moving on him, and I’m succeeding. I will try to fuck him. He’s married, you know—three times. But I’m moving on him very heavily. In fact, I took hi...

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The Trump Runner Tweets: Just Call Him Shifty E Mueller

Funny story: The Trump Runner Tweets: Just Call Him Shifty E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the beginning, the scene of the epic battles between the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller took place among the stately saguaro cacti that studded the shifting sands of the Sonoran Desert. Too many ACME ANVILS to count were drop...

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Man Felt Cheated Over Dating Site Promise

Funny story: Man Felt Cheated Over Dating Site Promise

A man who clicked on a link to a dating site in order to meet a girl he had seen in an advert, claimed today that he felt 'cheated' when he didn't get to meet the girl, even though a caption told him: "meet her now''. The man - whose identity has...

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