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Funny story: Trump still says that he hates Megyn Kelly

Trump still says that he hates Megyn Kelly

The US tax evader (aka DJT) has admitted that he still does not like Megyn "Miss Conceited" Kelly. Trump stated that while he may not be fond of Megyn, there are certainly other people he dislikes even more, such as lawyers who refuse to share the…

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Funny story: The 7th Cavalry US Armored Division decimates one of Putin's top divisions at the Battle of Izyum

The 7th Cavalry US Armored Division decimates one of Putin's top divisions at the Battle of Izyum

Reports from the heart of Russia indicate that President Putin is fuming with rage as yet another of his cherished divisions crumbles under the relentless assault of an American Artillery Division at Izyum, Ukraine. The latest headlines from Boom…

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Funny story: Britney Spears' glow-in-the-dark bubble wrap onesies are selling like pancakes at IHOP

Britney Spears' glow-in-the-dark bubble wrap onesies are selling like pancakes at IHOP

According to The QuinniPinni Polling Agency, the Britney Spears Glow-In-the-Dark Bubble Wrap Onesies have burst onto the scene, popping with popularity! Reports indicate that people of all ages, from toddlers to adults, can't resist the addictive…

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Funny story: Polls show that 92% of all registered Republicans want Gov. Ron DeSantis over Donald Trump

Polls show that 92% of all registered Republicans want Gov. Ron DeSantis over Donald Trump

Political polls reveal a significant decline in Donald J. Erasmus Trump's popularity following his conviction for sexual assault. Recent polls among GOP voters portray Trump's stature diminished to that of a mere answer on the game show "Jeopardy!…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Anson Mount want to buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Taylor Swift and Anson Mount want to buy The Los Angeles Lakers

One of America's most popular celebrity couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount, have just shocked the world with their audacious plan to acquire the Los Angeles Lakers, according to an exclusive revelation by Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba.

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Funny story: Spanish bullfighter El Gazpacho and girlfriend Kim Kardashian purchase the "Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring" in Tijuana, Mexico

Spanish bullfighter El Gazpacho and girlfriend Kim Kardashian purchase the "Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring" in Tijuana, Mexico

The world's top matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, have become the proud owners of Tijuana, Mexico's Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring. The bullring has witnessed the fearless feats of some of the world's g…

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Funny story: Fast-food royalty: Harry and Meghan conquer the golden arches

Fast-food royalty: Harry and Meghan conquer the golden arches

Proving the American Dream isn't dead, a husband and wife team have gone from flipping burgers to flipping the bird at the traditional notion of success, opening their 250th McDonald's location in sunny Southern California. Their burgeoning McEmpire…

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Funny story: Why did CNN give a convicted rapist one hour of air time?

Why did CNN give a convicted rapist one hour of air time?

The world is already suffering from global warming, so why pollute the air even more by giving the twice-impeached, convicted rapist, tax, and draft dodger one hour of airtime on CNN? Donald Trump was found guilty of rape by a New York jury. Wow! Jus…

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Funny story: The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China

The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China

(Sports News) - In a surprising turn of events, the UConn Huskies, fresh off their March Madness 2023 triumph, have announced their upcoming tour in China to support a cause close to their hearts: The Chinese Home For Retired Rickshaw Drivers. The…

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Funny story: McDonalds is panicking due to the sesame seed shortage

McDonalds is panicking due to the sesame seed shortage

Boom Boom News reporter Tilapia Frisbee has informed the fast food media that the powers that be at Mickey D's are extremely concerned about the shortage of sesame seeds. As everyone knows, Big Mac burger buns are topped off with over 70 sesame se…

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Funny story: Troubled Tucker Carlson: My kingdom for some candy!

Troubled Tucker Carlson: My kingdom for some candy!

Tucker "Carl" Karlson was seen panhandling on the streets of Houston Texas yesterday, sitting in his own filth, bowtie askew, mud (or something) smeared on his face. "Spare some change, pretty pleeeeeeease! I'll tell you some lies! I know 'em all.

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Funny story: Elon Musk is now marketing the Tesla Fighter Jet

Elon Musk is now marketing the Tesla Fighter Jet

The brilliance of Elon Musk knows no boundaries. The man has given the transportation world the Tesla Flying Car, the Tesla Bus, the Tesla Cruise Ship, the Tesla 18-Wheeler Truck, and now brace yourselves for the extraordinary Tesla Fighter Jet. M…

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Funny story: A woman from Louisiana alleges that she is Britney Spears' real biological mother

A woman from Louisiana alleges that she is Britney Spears' real biological mother

LaLaLand Daily is exclusively revealing a sensational claim made by a waitress at a quirky seafood diner, who boldly asserts that she is none other than the true mother of the iconic blonde songstress, Britney Spears! The enigmatic woman, identifi…

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Funny story: Moby Trump: The whaling misfortune of a flabby ex-president

Moby Trump: The whaling misfortune of a flabby ex-president

Since he has been waiting for one of his many court dates, Trump has gained weight eating burgers, burritos, Melania’s and Ivanka’s famous hickory smoked tacos, and stuffing down more top-secret documents which the FBI never found. To try and lose…

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Funny story: The Devil deals and Moloch fires away

The Devil deals and Moloch fires away

Fox News made a deal with the Devil, and Rupert Murdoch (or Moloch, as his close friends and lesser demons call him) has finally come to understand the true meaning of a Faustian deal. When you make a deal with the devil, the devil always wins. Al…

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Funny story: Did Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?

Did Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?

Now really! Watching a film of a rocket headed toward a substantial bald dome in Moscow with a flag pole sticking straight up on top, but missing the skinny flag pole on top by inches, then also missing the huge bald dome? Somehow, the rocket went ov…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump is proud of her best-selling book "Growing up with my arrogant sperm donor father was pure hell"

Ivanka Trump is proud of her best-selling book "Growing up with my arrogant sperm donor father was pure hell"

Ivanka Trump's latest book, "Growing Up With My Arrogant Sperm Donor Father Was Pure Hell," has skyrocketed to the top of the US Best Read Book Chart, leaving readers both captivated and shocked. In this tell-all memoir, Ivanka opens up about the…

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Funny story: The United States Federation of Tenured Teachers unanimously agrees that Trump is evil

The United States Federation of Tenured Teachers unanimously agrees that Trump is evil

In a remarkable turn of events, the U.S. Federation of Tenured Teachers (USFTT), the largest teachers union in the nation, has unanimously declared D.J. Erasmus Trump as the "Supreme Villain" in the annals of educational history. With a resounding…

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Funny story: Meet Trump's new attorney

Meet Trump's new attorney

It's widely known that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has a long history of refusing to pay his attorneys, with the exception of Michael "Hush Money" Cohen. Finding a reputable attorney willing to represent the self-proclaimed hooha grabber is near…

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Funny story: After eating thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, it's finally happened: Trump's face now looks like a Big Mac

After eating thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, it's finally happened: Trump's face now looks like a Big Mac

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened. After devouring thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, the "Orange Loser," now bears an uncanny resemblance to a Big Mac. Trump's physician, Dr. Yang Fufi, had rep…

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Funny story: The Russian heavy metal all-girl band says Trump once made foursome request

The Russian heavy metal all-girl band says Trump once made foursome request

The outlandish all-girl heavy metal band from Russia, Pussy Riot, recently spilled the beans on their utterly bizarre encounter with the former President during his White House escapades. In an exclusive interview with the eccentric writer Carolin…

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Funny story: The booted Tucker Carlson may be replaced by a woman who looks like a pimple with long blonde hair

The booted Tucker Carlson may be replaced by a woman who looks like a pimple with long blonde hair

Speculation is swirling at the Faux News network regarding the potential replacement for the controversial Tucker Carlson. A peculiar contender has emerged, once described as a woman bearing a striking resemblance to a blonde-haired pimple. Kaylei…

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