Showing:

Hot topic spoof news

Spoof news stories on the hottest topics being written about on TheSpoof.com

Showing stories about: C-19, China, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Health, Meghan Markle, Melania Trump, Mike Pence, Nashville, The Spoof, Toilet Paper

Funny story: Nashville Man Has Trouble Distinguishing between Full Circle and Square One

Nashville Man Has Trouble Distinguishing between Full Circle and Square One

After being laid off his day job due to a coronavirus-related moratorium on contract renewals, aspiring professional photographer Jimmy Fogg of Nashville, Tennessee, once again found himself unemployed and at loose ends. In other words, he’d come ful...

Read full story
Funny story: More and More Networks are Choosing Not to Telecast Trump’s Daily Pandemic/Campaign Rally Press Conferences

More and More Networks are Choosing Not to Telecast Trump’s Daily Pandemic/Campaign Rally Press Conferences

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Several more networks have now opted to no longer allow the president to use his daily Coronavirus press conferences as self-serving campaign pep rallies. CNN and MSNBC have now joined The New York World Register, The Hollywood...

Read full story
Funny story: President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president’s chief counsel, Kellyanne Conway, has just informed the White House media about a decision that POTUS has just made. Conway informed the press that the president has decided that, after 67½ years of the presidenti...

Read full story
Funny story: The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

NEW YORK CITY – The toy manufacturing company Toypaloosa is reporting that sales of the new Governor Andrew Cuomo Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Governor Cuomo has become very popular of late because he conducts his daily C-19 pres...

Read full story
Funny story: Have You Seen This Man?

Have You Seen This Man?

The man pictured above is being hunted by police forces all across the fifty-one states of America, and also in the tacky UK seaside resort of Blackpool. He is wanted in connection with numerous criminal misdemeanors, all too heinous to mention, w...

Read full story
Funny story: Nashville Man Feels for Those Who Had Lives before Coronavirus

Nashville Man Feels for Those Who Had Lives before Coronavirus

Thirty-three-year-old Nick Jameson of Nashville, Tennessee, couldn't have been more moved to hear of the havoc wreaked in people’s professional lives and personal relationships by the nationwide lockdown due to coronavirus - and could only be gratefu...

Read full story
Funny story: The Mayor of San Francisco Assures the Town’s Citizens That Fog Cannot Cause the C-19 Flu

The Mayor of San Francisco Assures the Town’s Citizens That Fog Cannot Cause the C-19 Flu

SAN FRANCISCO – The mayor of San Francisco has said that he wants to address the fog rumor that is running rampant throughout the Golden Gate City. The mayor said that he received over 700 text messages asking him if fog could cause someone to dev...

Read full story
Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Sheltering-in-Place and Binge Watching Reruns of Leave It To Beaver

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Sheltering-in-Place and Binge Watching Reruns of Leave It To Beaver

LOS ANGELES – With most of the country now being ordered to shelter-in-place, many families are turning to watching more and more television. Reports are that sales of TV dinners have gone up by 600%, and most furniture stores report that they ha...

Read full story
Funny story: Peeping Tom Thrives as Millions Are Ordered to Shelter in Place

Peeping Tom Thrives as Millions Are Ordered to Shelter in Place

As millions throughout the country are ordered to hunker down at home due to the COVID-19 pandemic, one group is benefiting greatly from the widespread shelter-in-place advisories: peeping Toms. "Not to sound creepy, but they're sitting ducks," sa...

Read full story
Funny story: Laredo, Texas Has Just Passed The Strictest Coronavirus Medical Mask Law in the Entire Nation

Laredo, Texas Has Just Passed The Strictest Coronavirus Medical Mask Law in the Entire Nation

LAREDO, Texas – The city known as “La Queen on the Rio Grande” has just passed a law that has a lot of its residents yelling out just about every curse word in the book, both in English and in Spanish. Laredo Chief of Police, Paquito “El Torito” M...

Read full story
Funny story: The New England Patriots Plane Travels To China and Returns with N95 Medical Masks, Fortune Cookies, and Frozen Crab Rangoon Dinners

The New England Patriots Plane Travels To China and Returns with N95 Medical Masks, Fortune Cookies, and Frozen Crab Rangoon Dinners

BOSTON – New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, is being hailed as a hero in his home state of Massachusetts, the birth state of Paul Revere, Edgar Allan Poe, and Tarzan. The Boston Addresser-Chronicle reports that Kraft talked to Chinese leade...

Read full story
Funny story: Study Shows Most Americans Prefer Indefinite Isolation to Giving Up Bacon

Study Shows Most Americans Prefer Indefinite Isolation to Giving Up Bacon

Amidst the panic of coronavirus, the origins of which can be traced to a species of bat commonly eaten in China, a new study from the Make America Meat Again think tank in Raleigh, North Carolina, shows that most Americans prefer the prospect of inde...

Read full story
Funny story: Florida Man Working From Home Clock Watches Wishing For End Of Working Day

Florida Man Working From Home Clock Watches Wishing For End Of Working Day

David Pines, 65, from Fort Lauderdale, in Florida, sighs in exasperation, and checks the clock above his kitchen table for the tenth time in so many minutes. Wednesday, he had spent a long day working from home due to the imposed lockdown declared...

Read full story
Funny story: Absence of Sexual Assault Allegations Against Sanders Causes Some to Question Viability of His Candidacy

Absence of Sexual Assault Allegations Against Sanders Causes Some to Question Viability of His Candidacy

After presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump was recorded describing his preferred means of sexually harassing women, and Democratic front-runner Joe Biden was alleged to have sexually assaulted former staffer Tara Reade, the lack of any sexual...

Read full story
Funny story: President Trump Agrees To Return To The Apprentice

President Trump Agrees To Return To The Apprentice

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The leader of the free world has just announced that he and NBC have reached an agreement for him to return to prime time television with a weekly reality show. Trump says that he is really looking forward to returning to film T...

Read full story
Funny story: A Costa Rican ‘Tourist’ Caught Trying to Smuggle 70 Rolls of Charmin Toilet Paper Into the USA

A Costa Rican ‘Tourist’ Caught Trying to Smuggle 70 Rolls of Charmin Toilet Paper Into the USA

CALEXICO, California - Border Patrol agents in the border town of Calexico have apprehended a person they described as being an illegal tourist. Agents Dusty Voight and Chauncey Ortega said that they were patrolling the border wall between Calexic...

Read full story
Funny story: The C-19 Scare Is Causing People in North Dakota to Stock Up on Marshmallows

The C-19 Scare Is Causing People in North Dakota to Stock Up on Marshmallows

PETTIBONE, North Dakota – In the winter time, the temperatures in Pettibone can get down to 37 degrees below zero. And, when that happens, many North Dakotans have seen woodpeckers whose peckers simply fall off. Luckily, they do start to grow...

Read full story
Funny story: Olympics Postponement Has Messed Up Drug Cheats' Careful Planning

Olympics Postponement Has Messed Up Drug Cheats' Careful Planning

The news, yesterday, that this summer's Olympic Games in Tokyo have been postponed for one year, until July 2021, is a massive body blow to athletes who have thought long and hard about their use of performance-enhancing drugs to get the best out of...

Read full story
Funny story: Spoof Writer Can Count Other Spoof Writer Among His Fans

Spoof Writer Can Count Other Spoof Writer Among His Fans

A writer on the satirical news website The Spoof, says he is delighted to have among his fanbase one of the site's outstanding contributors, in the form of the one-and-only, Able Rodriquez. Mister Meaner, who can only stand in awe, with jaws agape...

Read full story
Funny story: God Almighty Has Coronavirus

God Almighty Has Coronavirus

The Coronavirus claimed a new victim overnight, when it finally 'went over the line' and pushed things to the limit by infecting the Creator of all Things, and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, God. The virus sprang up in China either at the end of 2...

Read full story
Funny story: Nashville Man Consoles Himself that He Probably Wouldn't Have Made 2020 Summer Olympics Anyway

Nashville Man Consoles Himself that He Probably Wouldn't Have Made 2020 Summer Olympics Anyway

After learning that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo had been postponed until July of 2021, Wayne Markham of Nashville, Tennessee, consoled himself that he probably wouldn't have made the Olympics this year, anyway. "I hadn't gotten into the real...

Read full story
Funny story: Africans Glad They Don't Live In America

Africans Glad They Don't Live In America

The coronavirus outbreak that has ravaged New York, Miami and other major US towns and cities, has many Africans feeling very glad they do not live in America. “I am glad I live in Lagos and not in New York or one of its surrounding boroughs and...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more