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The US tax evader (aka DJT) has admitted that he still does not like Megyn "Miss Conceited" Kelly. Trump stated that while he may not be fond of Megyn, there are certainly other people he dislikes even more, such as lawyers who refuse to share the…
Reports from the heart of Russia indicate that President Putin is fuming with rage as yet another of his cherished divisions crumbles under the relentless assault of an American Artillery Division at Izyum, Ukraine. The latest headlines from Boom…
According to The QuinniPinni Polling Agency, the Britney Spears Glow-In-the-Dark Bubble Wrap Onesies have burst onto the scene, popping with popularity! Reports indicate that people of all ages, from toddlers to adults, can't resist the addictive…
Political polls reveal a significant decline in Donald J. Erasmus Trump's popularity following his conviction for sexual assault. Recent polls among GOP voters portray Trump's stature diminished to that of a mere answer on the game show "Jeopardy!…
One of America's most popular celebrity couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount, have just shocked the world with their audacious plan to acquire the Los Angeles Lakers, according to an exclusive revelation by Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba.
The world's top matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, have become the proud owners of Tijuana, Mexico's Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring. The bullring has witnessed the fearless feats of some of the world's g…
Proving the American Dream isn't dead, a husband and wife team have gone from flipping burgers to flipping the bird at the traditional notion of success, opening their 250th McDonald's location in sunny Southern California. Their burgeoning McEmpire…
The world is already suffering from global warming, so why pollute the air even more by giving the twice-impeached, convicted rapist, tax, and draft dodger one hour of airtime on CNN? Donald Trump was found guilty of rape by a New York jury. Wow! Jus…
(Sports News) - In a surprising turn of events, the UConn Huskies, fresh off their March Madness 2023 triumph, have announced their upcoming tour in China to support a cause close to their hearts: The Chinese Home For Retired Rickshaw Drivers. The…
Boom Boom News reporter Tilapia Frisbee has informed the fast food media that the powers that be at Mickey D's are extremely concerned about the shortage of sesame seeds. As everyone knows, Big Mac burger buns are topped off with over 70 sesame se…
Tucker "Carl" Karlson was seen panhandling on the streets of Houston Texas yesterday, sitting in his own filth, bowtie askew, mud (or something) smeared on his face. "Spare some change, pretty pleeeeeeease! I'll tell you some lies! I know 'em all.
The brilliance of Elon Musk knows no boundaries. The man has given the transportation world the Tesla Flying Car, the Tesla Bus, the Tesla Cruise Ship, the Tesla 18-Wheeler Truck, and now brace yourselves for the extraordinary Tesla Fighter Jet. M…
LaLaLand Daily is exclusively revealing a sensational claim made by a waitress at a quirky seafood diner, who boldly asserts that she is none other than the true mother of the iconic blonde songstress, Britney Spears! The enigmatic woman, identifi…
Since he has been waiting for one of his many court dates, Trump has gained weight eating burgers, burritos, Melania’s and Ivanka’s famous hickory smoked tacos, and stuffing down more top-secret documents which the FBI never found. To try and lose…
Fox News made a deal with the Devil, and Rupert Murdoch (or Moloch, as his close friends and lesser demons call him) has finally come to understand the true meaning of a Faustian deal. When you make a deal with the devil, the devil always wins. Al…
Now really! Watching a film of a rocket headed toward a substantial bald dome in Moscow with a flag pole sticking straight up on top, but missing the skinny flag pole on top by inches, then also missing the huge bald dome? Somehow, the rocket went ov…
Ivanka Trump's latest book, "Growing Up With My Arrogant Sperm Donor Father Was Pure Hell," has skyrocketed to the top of the US Best Read Book Chart, leaving readers both captivated and shocked. In this tell-all memoir, Ivanka opens up about the…
In a remarkable turn of events, the U.S. Federation of Tenured Teachers (USFTT), the largest teachers union in the nation, has unanimously declared D.J. Erasmus Trump as the "Supreme Villain" in the annals of educational history. With a resounding…
It's widely known that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has a long history of refusing to pay his attorneys, with the exception of Michael "Hush Money" Cohen. Finding a reputable attorney willing to represent the self-proclaimed hooha grabber is near…
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened. After devouring thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, the "Orange Loser," now bears an uncanny resemblance to a Big Mac. Trump's physician, Dr. Yang Fufi, had rep…
The outlandish all-girl heavy metal band from Russia, Pussy Riot, recently spilled the beans on their utterly bizarre encounter with the former President during his White House escapades. In an exclusive interview with the eccentric writer Carolin…
Speculation is swirling at the Faux News network regarding the potential replacement for the controversial Tucker Carlson. A peculiar contender has emerged, once described as a woman bearing a striking resemblance to a blonde-haired pimple. Kaylei…
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