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Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

Funny story: Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

A man who allowed himself to get somewhat 'carried away' during coitus with his wife, had an uncomfortable wait today, whilst she performed a home pregnancy test on herself. The man, who is not normally so irresponsible, is a man who you do not kn...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...

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Spoof Writers Reach Agreement Over Pay Offer

Funny story: Spoof Writers Reach Agreement Over Pay Offer

Spoof writers were said to be 'satisfied' last night after months of patient negotiations with Spoofboss Mark Lowton finally paid off. The writers emerged from the Lowton residence just before midnight on Monday evening, and set fire to a wheelie...

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Ancient Document Sheds Light on Trumps Scottish Ancestry

Funny story: Ancient Document Sheds Light on Trumps Scottish Ancestry

It has been revealed that an ancient and valuable document has been found in the Outer Hebrides, part of Scotland, relating to POTUS Donald Trump's Scottish ancestry. The delicate parchment was discovered in a previously-unsearched chamber, deep b...

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Woman Flicked Her Friend's Bean In Full View Of Boss

Funny story: Woman Flicked Her Friend's Bean In Full View Of Boss

An office worker at a major financial company in New York, landed herself in hot water this afternoon, after an unsavory incident in the firm's canteen. Marsha Wibblestein, 22, was having lunch with co-workers, Gretchen Hilder, Tammy Papp and Bren...

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Nation Forgets Why They Are Outraged

Funny story: Nation Forgets Why They Are Outraged

In an almost-unprecedented event, the entirety of the United States seemingly forgot what it was that they were outraged about this morning. The phenomenon hasn’t been experienced since mid-September of 2013, and experts are hard at work to determine...

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New Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children

Funny story: New Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children

In a shocking study released by Arizona State University on Monday, researchers suggested that your pets may not actually be children. The consensus has attracted criticism from pet owners and scientists alike, who have nothing else tethering them to...

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OMAROSA Spelled Backwards: ASORAMO...

BILLINGSGATE POST: OMAROSA spelled backwards is ASORAMO. In the Looking Glass War, there are many images that are mirror reflections of counter-intuitive deflections. This might provide insight into the war of words that takes place in everyday life. Linguistically speaking, the word “ASORAMO” might conjure up suggestions of “Ass” “Hole” and “Panorama.” How ironic this is for a lady who sold out...

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DemocRATs want to live large "like Putin"

Funny story: DemocRATs want to live large "like Putin"

La La land, USA—In a follow-up to a Gal Lupp poll in which 51% of DemocRATs confessed to preferring socialism to capitalism, respondents to the poll gave their reasons for their preference. “Why work when I can get stuff free?” Freddy the Freeload...

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Shock as Sir Elton John turns to Country Music

Funny story: Shock as Sir Elton John turns to Country Music

Sir Elton John may have said "let one of your fucking country singers do it" on hearing the rumour that he was to perform at President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration, but deep down, it seems he is a fan of the mawkishly boring and notoriously homo...

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President Trump Bans Spoof Stories About Himself

Funny story: President Trump Bans Spoof Stories About Himself

US President Donald Trump, has addressed the US press corps at the White House this afternoon, and has placed a full and complete ban on ALL spoof stories about himself, especially ones that portray him in a bad light. Mr Trump claims he tired of...

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Trump Unveiled As Subject Of New Book: 'Where's Trumpo?'

Funny story: Trump Unveiled As Subject Of New Book: 'Where's Trumpo?'

Fans of the children's puzzle book series 'Where's Waldo?' will be interested in a new publication along the same lines, for readers of all ages, featuring the President of the United States, Donald Trump, entitled 'Where's Trumpo?' In the origina...

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Russians Hack Florida Elections-O.J. Simpson is New Governor of Florida

Funny story: Russians Hack Florida Elections-O.J. Simpson is New Governor of Florida

Tallahassee, FL Florida elections officials announced today that they had solid evidence that the recent Florida elections were hacked. They point to the fact that O.J. has become the new Governor. "O.J. Simpson wasn't even on the ballot. The fact...

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Maduro reaches out to Clinton after assassination attempt

Funny story: Maduro reaches out to Clinton after assassination attempt

Caracas, Venezuela—Venezuelan President Nicolás “The Madman” Maduro wants to know "what [expletive deleted] happened" a week ago, when explosives-laden drones “went off,” injuring seven soldiers in what appears to have been an attempt on the dickhead...

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Nashville Man Revels in the Absurdity of His Existence

Funny story: Nashville Man Revels in the Absurdity of His Existence

Kenny Hartwell of Nashville, Tennessee, recently decided to abandon his preconceived notions about what his life should be like and revel in the absurdity of his existence. “It's going well,” said Kenny of his new approach to life. “For instance,...

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Trump Buys Huge, Fortified Estate in Russia

Funny story: Trump Buys Huge, Fortified Estate in Russia

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Obama's secret bugs in the White House have revealed that President Trump has been trying to purchase a very large estate in Russia, surrounded by a moat and a BIG WALL. He has finally closed on it, after securing loans from...

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Trump Writes Letter On Behalf Of Donny Jr., And Sends It To Mueller Investigation

Funny story: Trump Writes Letter On Behalf Of Donny Jr., And Sends It To Mueller Investigation

Mir-A-Lago, Florida President Donald Trump, feeling guilty about implicating his son, Donny, in the Mueller investigation, has written a letter to Mueller about his errant son. It has been leaked to the press: Dear Mr. Mueller, Please excuse Dona...

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Merde On The Orient Express

Funny story: Merde On The Orient Express

There was a major controversy in South London on Saturday afternoon, when French football supporters travelling to a game in Leytonstone were confronted by a problem they could not, in their wildest dreams, ever have imagined - a merde on the Orient...

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Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Funny story: Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Elon Musk today threw his weight behind the Trump administration's plan to form a new branch of the armed forces, the United States Space Force. "The first troop carrier to space will be the TEZLA MACH 25!" declared Musk. "We must be ready, not on...

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Iran Retaliates: Dyspeptic Camel Befouls Trump’s Bed

Funny story: Iran Retaliates: Dyspeptic Camel Befouls Trump’s Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: As promised, the curse Iran President Hassan Rouhani levied on President Trump has been carried out. Inexplicably, a dyspeptic camel found its way past White House Secret Service Agents, and, in a show of extraordinary chutzpah,...

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Lots of Nominees for Asshole of the Year!

Funny story: Lots of Nominees for Asshole of the Year!

Every year, the list of nominees grows longer, but this year, there has been unprecedented growth. This year's list includes: * Kim Jong-Un * Vladimir Putin * Bill Cosby * Sarah Huckabee Sanders * Alex Jones Runners-up were Roseanne Barr and Harvey Weinstein. But the actual winner was too late to be added to the nominating ballot, but won by a landslide as a write-in candidate. And...

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The Robert Manafort Trial: The Making of a Master, Art Tiste

Funny story: The Robert Manafort Trial: The Making of a Master, Art Tiste

Alexandria, VA — Art Tiste, an impressionistic watercolor painter employed by the USA All the Way tabloid, who asked to remain anonymous, says he hopes the trial of Paul Manafort continues for “as long as possible.” Manafort's financial fraud trial i...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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