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TOPEKA, Kansas - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the "Fly-Over" states of Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, and Nebraska is that GOP Gov. Ron "The Asshole" DeSantis and the Democrat traitor, Sen. Joe "The Asshole" Manchin are involved in a physical…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who many say is so fucking ugly she makes Sara Huckabee Sanders look like a Barbie Doll, has a first-class crush on one of the world's richest men, Elon…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Vlady Putin knows that he truly fucked up by invading Ukraine, as is evidenced by the fact the Ukraine is kicking Putty's communist ass all over creation. The leader of Russia, who is now about as popular as expired Vodka,…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a friendship coupling that has not been seen since the days of Warren Beatty and Madonna, Ipso Facto News has informed the public that Marjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Ferguson have now become close friends; very, v…
President Joe Biden has announced that the US, in conjunction with Disney, will be sending lightsabers to Ukraine to help in their quest to oust the Russian forces from their country. The menacing weapons will be used by Ukrainian troops to stop bul…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News, has just broken the story that Putin The Evil has impregnated two of his nine girlfriends. The names of the two semi-whores, who now have the communist leader's seed within their pussies were not relea…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Stand-up comedians like Louis C.K., Hannibal Buress, Zach Galifianakis, Zydeco Dupree, and even female comedian Tiffany Haddish, are not taking any chances with crazed, violent, fucked-up-in-the-head assholes like Will Smi…
MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York recently sat down with Press Extra News Agency writer Voodoo Dupree at a pizza/hot dog kiosk in Lower Manhattan. Fergie, as her ex-husband, the predatorial royal, Andrew…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, says that even after Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has referred to her as a two-bagger, a wayward witch, an ugly-as-whale-shit bitch, and a cellulite-infested skank, she still cares abo…
HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Xi Jinping, the President of China, has just stated that he wants the entire civilized world (and even the uncivilized world) to know that his gorgeous daughter, Jia Pia Jinping, 27, is nine times prettier, sexier,…
Donald “The Juice” Trump has unveiled his latest invention: Donny J’s X-Ray Spex! Fun for the whole family, now you too can see through people’s clothing to known whether or not they are worth a good grope. But what if they’re wearing bulky cl…
THE VATICAN - (World Satire) - The pope has just informed a reporter with The Vatican View that he wants all Catholics, and actually people of all religions including Episcopites, Presbyforatellos, Evanlithicans, Lutherinos, and even those wayward at…
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden came under fire today for choosing Nina Jankowicz to lead the Department of Homeland Security’s Disinformation Governance Board, completely overlooking Dr. Viscount Billingsgate for the job. While admitting that…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - The Trumptard (aka the Predatorial Racist) recently flew into "Bean Town," to have 93 pounds of his belly fat removed via an anal procedure. Trump told Fox News host Maria Bartiromo (who is one of the He-Whore's many bitch…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - A reporter with the Veni Vidi Vici News Agency, has just learned that Putin's military is losing at least 10 high-ranking generals and admirals on a weekly basis. According to 3V reporter, Lexus Jo Dix, Putin tried…
Marjorie Taylor Greene has stated once again that women come from Adam’s rib and, therefore, must always remain subservient to the men in their lives. To cheers and applause, she then stepped off the stage at her Georgia megachurch, and was embrac…
Marjorie Taylor Greene has former links to a fitness organization, and still loves to work out. Her body is toned and taut and tight, and she likes to keep it that way to prepare for her next conspiracy theory debate with the Evil Democrats. While…
To show his support for Russian pal Vladimir Putin, former White House resident and looser of the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump announced plans to visit the Russian troops. The troops attempted to advance into Ukraine after being unceremon…
DETROIT - (Sports Satire) - Colin Kaepernick flew into MoTown to meet with Detroit Lions owner Shelia Firestone Ford Hamp, who signed the former San Francisco 49ers great quarterback to a very lucrative contract. Ms. Ford Hamp, asked Colin how his…
BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson recently dumped long-time boyfriend Brit mouthpiece Piers Morgan. According to London's Ta Ta For Now News the reason was because, as Fergie put it, his idea of foreplay was simply using w…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has always liked Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi for many reasons. Two of the reasons he noted were because she can speak 9 languages (8 fluently) and she knows the names of every horse that has…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Senior writer Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight has just broken the storied story that the leader of Russia, Vladimir Nikita Putin, is batting a very severe case of dandruff. Putin's personal physician who refused…
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