Funny story - The US Supreme Court Fails Again

The US Supreme Court Fails Again

Gay News— The Supreme Court has gone bananas again with Thomas leading the loony bin. The hypocritical people who sit on the highest court ruled, on Monday, that a student in Georgia could pursue a lawsuit challenging speech restrictions at his colle…

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Funny story - Where In the World is Jack Ma?

Where In the World is Jack Ma?

Cack News: Investors are asking “Where is Jack Ma?” China’s most well-known Duck In The Box creator, and self-made billionaire has disappeared. Jack Ma was born Fan Xiaoqin, and, as a child, he was better known as little Jack Ma for impersonat…

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Funny story - Kids Say Brad Pitt is Pinned Down Good

Kids Say Brad Pitt is Pinned Down Good

The Once Upon a Time in Hollywood star, Brat Pitt, is on the lam after his kids testified against him. "Dad did it!" yelled little Shiloh when leaving the courthouse. Pitt's oldest son, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, testified against his good old dad duri…

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Funny story - Instant taxidermy company forced to pay workers full-time

Instant taxidermy company forced to pay workers full-time

Taxidermy service Stuffr has grown massively in popularity in recent years. Customers can use the Stuffr app to book a taxidermist at short notice, who will come to their house and stuff any creature they desire. Yet there is a darker side behind…

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Funny story - Government buildings not allowed to have Union Jack off

Government buildings not allowed to have Union Jack off

The UK's insane Tory rulers have ordered that all government buildings must fly the Union Jack at all times. The move was ordered by Boris Johnson, who said that he believed it would inspire civil servants to work harder. Geoff Tard, who works at…

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Funny story - Little Lad is Unaware His Cute Face is Stopping Man From Committing an Atrocity

Little Lad is Unaware His Cute Face is Stopping Man From Committing an Atrocity

London— Unaware of his importance, Angus McGree, a local Londoner who's also a pet Guinea pig is protecting scores of innocent civilians daily, several reports confirmed Wednesday. The companionship he provides is the only thing stopping his owner, a…

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Funny story - Video Of Old Man's Wife Spanking Him Goes Viral

Video Of Old Man's Wife Spanking Him Goes Viral

A short home-made video of an elderly gentleman being spanked by his equally-elderly wife on the internet has surprised and shocked so many people, that is has been shared millions of times, and has gone viral. The dirty old couple, Fred and Edna…

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Funny story - Cat picture still the most popular one on his owner's Facebook page

Cat picture still the most popular one on his owner's Facebook page

Tiddles McGee, a three-year-old moggy, is still the favourite, and most commented-on photo on owner Stanley Bridgewater's Facebook page. 47-year-old party-goer and single man, Stanley, has put up photos of his car, the fish he catches, and the foo…

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin

Meghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin

In the third of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed amongst several other astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family, that Her Majesty the Queen unc…

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Funny story - Bunch of pricks start war

Bunch of pricks start war

The battle between countries to vaccinate their populations is escalating, with the EU now banning vaccine exports to the UK. They claim that the UK had already banned their own vaccine exports to the EU. "We don't want your pathetic British Oxfor…

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Funny story - Sewage Works now listed

Sewage Works now listed

Chutney on the Fritz's historical sewage works are now listed, meaning that renovation work cannot be carried out without a lot of red tape, and along with the Pencil Museum, it now has two tourist attractions. Sewage worker Tim O'Tay said, 'This…

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Funny story - Black America Screams for Justice

Black America Screams for Justice

LONDON (BN) — An independent tribunal in Britain aiming to establish whether the the US government’s alleged rights abuses against African Muslims in America constitute genocide is expected to hear dozens of witness testimonies when it holds its firs…

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Funny story - Johnson fires Media Head after no Photo of Him in Thursday Tabloids

Johnson fires Media Head after no Photo of Him in Thursday Tabloids

An ear-splitting rant in 10 Downing Street could be heard across the capital on Thursday, when the PM sacked his Media Manager without notice, and for good cause: no photograph of him had been printed in any of the tabloids or press whatsoever that d…

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Funny story - Man In Dirty Mack Found Hiding In Bushes

Man In Dirty Mack Found Hiding In Bushes

An investigation has been launched after a man clad only in a dirty, beige-colored plastic Mackintosh, shredded black trousers and a pair of wellington boots was found loitering in some bushes at a park yesterday afternoon. The man, identified by…

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Funny story - Idiot MP says something, again

Idiot MP says something, again

Michael Madeup, a Conservative MP for a tiny city, has once again done something stupid on social media. The local character is known for a series of ill-timed jokes on social media, threatening violence against other people, and being unkind to h…

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Funny story - Man has fever dream about Captain Cavemen

Man has fever dream about Captain Cavemen

Husband, father and all-round good egg Gary Johnson was today telling anyone who was listening, about his recent, terrifying dream involving a little-remembered cartoon character from the 1970s. 'It was so surreal,' wrote Gary on his blog. 'Last n…

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Funny story - Village tears down statue of Piers Morgan

Village tears down statue of Piers Morgan

The sleepy village of Chaffinch St Cock was the centre of controversy today, after last night a mob with torches tore down the statue of Piers Morgan that stood in the village square. The statue depicted the celebrity journalist squatting over the…

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Funny story - Prince Harry And Piers Morgan To Have A Fight

Prince Harry And Piers Morgan To Have A Fight

In a controversial move to outcontroversialise them all, Prince Harry has thrown down the Royal Gauntlet to the outspoken former Good Morning Britain host, Piers Morgan. Morgan was severely critical of Harry's wife, Meghan Markle, and her unpreced…

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Funny story - UK border controls to be relaxed due to Brexit

UK border controls to be relaxed due to Brexit

Many of the idiots who voted for Brexit did so in the hope that Britain would regain control of its borders. However, in the latest development in the saga, the UK will be ignoring all customs controls on EU imports indefinitely. "We don't need bo…

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Funny story - Man has his eye on a water-stained book in the Oxfam shop window

Man has his eye on a water-stained book in the Oxfam shop window

Stanley Bridgewater, a 47-year-old bachelor from Mithering on the Trent, has his eye on a hardback, water-stained edition of How to Wear Corduroy to attract attention and love in the window of his local Oxfam. 'Everyday' said Stan 'I have been wal…

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