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May "Delighted" At Vote Of Confidence

Funny story: May "Delighted" At Vote Of Confidence

Under-pressure Prime Minister Theresa May heaved a huge sigh of relief and stuck two spindly fingers up to her detractors tonight, when she won the so-called 'no confidence vote' by a landslide, condemning the public to another year of her ugly mug a...

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Spirit of Christmas Past still banging on about that Christmas party in your 20's when you broke the photocopier

Funny story: Spirit of Christmas Past still banging on about that Christmas party in your 20's when you broke the photocopier

A miser repeatedly visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve has complained that their stories are always the same. Fiona Trumpington Rees Mog, 53, has been visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present and Christmas Yet To Come every...

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Son disappointed he can't buy a new Pink Floyd album for his dad

Funny story: Son disappointed he can't buy a new Pink Floyd album for his dad

Martin Billings, an unimaginative 23-year-old is disappointed that he can't buy a Pink Floyd album for his Dad this year. Over the years Shane Billings has been gradually filling his shelves with albums by the prog rock band, that his son has been...

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63% of people still like me though

Funny story: 63% of people still like me though

An unnamed political leader has gone back to work, knowing that 63% of her colleagues still like her, and think that she is doing a good job. Theresa May, the fourth, or fifth choice for the job of British Prime Minister is still clinging on, desp...

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Man Shocked Online Date Didn't Look Like Her Picture

Funny story: Man Shocked Online Date Didn't Look Like Her Picture

Donald Basden, the third, was shocked to discover that his online date, Sarah Fitzmaurice, looked nothing like her photo. 'I am a dog person,' said Basden, 53, (67 in real terms), 'so obviously, with her whiskers, and big ears, I thought that Sara...

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Ethnic Minority Figure Needs To Be On New £50 Note, Say Ethnic Minority Figures

Funny story: Ethnic Minority Figure Needs To Be On New £50 Note, Say Ethnic Minority Figures

More than 200 people have signed a letter published in today's Sunday Times, saying that a figure from the 'black and ethnic minority community' should feature on the new £50 note. Last month, the Bank of England asked the public to nominate a Bri...

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Hull Hotel Had Perfectly Good Reason To Reject Homeless People

Funny story: Hull Hotel Had Perfectly Good Reason To Reject Homeless People

A hotel in Hull that cancelled the Christmas holiday booking of some of its rooms, after initially agreeing to the booking, claims it had a perfectly good reason to do so. The Royal Hotel in Hull initially accepted a booking by the Hull Homeless a...

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Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex seen with his daughter

Funny story: Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex seen with his daughter

Year 2026 - Harry and his daughter attended The Nutcracker at the Royal Opera House, and he was spotted holding her hand. The Duke of Sussex and his daughter enjoyed the entertainment during a trip to the ballet. The royal pair greeted fans at...

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