Funny story - Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures - the Man-bun will be culled

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures - the Man-bun will be culled

Reports of the Man-bun, once the preserve of post pseudo-hipsters (real hipsters wouldn’t be seen dead with one), migrating to the heads of middle-aged men in lockdown, has resulted in ‘Questions in the House’. As barbers and hairdressers return t…

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Funny story - Trump visit to UK

Trump visit to UK

The last time that President Trump visited the United Kingdom, he was met with country-wide protests. In the event, he saw none of them, as he was kept well away from trouble. "I had a great time in England," he said. "I had the biggesest welcome…

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Funny story - Number 10 To Install Suggestion Box

Number 10 To Install Suggestion Box

In a move that many Britons are hailing as “a major step forward”, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced, Monday, that, after 'unanimous agreement by the cabinet', that a suggestion box is to be installed outside the gates of Downing Street…

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Funny story - Work colleagues do not recognise each other

Work colleagues do not recognise each other

Work colleagues Wayne Badger and Roger Hargreaves saw each other in Mithering on the Trent, but neither recognised the other, after more than five months of being on furlough. 'I saw this chap,' said Wayne, 'who seemed vaguely familiar to me, and…

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Funny story - The North is in trouble and that’s official.

The North is in trouble and that’s official.

Concerns over misinterpretation of the north of England lock-down measures have resulted in a Burnley man being refused entry into a Kent pub, because he’s a northerner. He was then sat on by a Polish fruit picker, until he was escorted back to the b…

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Funny story - Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of watching porn in the Chamber

Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of watching porn in the Chamber

Viewers of the Parliament Channel were startled this morning, when it appeared that Jacob Rees-Mogg, Leader of the House of Commons, was watching pornography on his smartphone. It happened during Prime Minister's Questions. Boris Johnson was at th…

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Funny story - Man watching the X Files for the 13th time

Man watching the X Files for the 13th time

Man about town Wayne Badger has told the three readers of his blog, Blog off the lot of you, that he is now watching 1990s televisual treat 'The X Files' for the thirteenth time. 'I started when it first came out, like most of us, fancying Gillian…

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Funny story - Man Is Lost For Words

Man Is Lost For Words

A man who likes to voice his opinion, whether it's wanted or not, and is never short of something to say, regardless of what anyone else thinks, is quiet tonight, after becoming, according to a close friend, "lost for words". Myke Woodson, who reg…

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Funny story - Is the COVID-19 Vaccine the Mark of the Beast?

Is the COVID-19 Vaccine the Mark of the Beast?

It all started with Kanye West. Kanye West, the famous rapper, recently became what is loosely termed a 'Born-Again' Christian. Many Christians were excited because of his large following. His influence is world-wide. In a recent Tweet to his f…

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Funny story - Britain more divided than ever before - poll

Britain more divided than ever before - poll

A poll of 2,000 adults throughout Great Britain has ascertained that, contrary to popular belief, there is more division in our society than at any time during the whole history of polls. It had been found that, in a similar poll conducted prior t…

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Funny story - Social media users mock Guernsey Police

Social media users mock Guernsey Police

Guernsey Police seeks to fill nine roles for police officers, but their recruitment video has met with criticism and laughter. "It's like Hot Fuzz with explosions detonating, armed raids and high-speed car chases," said resident Mike Jersey. "I me…

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Funny story - Scab Pulled Off Knee Prematurely

Scab Pulled Off Knee Prematurely

A fall just over a fortnight ago that resulted in a scraped knee and a subsequent scab, had almost healed as of yesterday, until the person whose knee it was on, picked the scab off it. Myke Woodson, of Oaf-on-Sea, East Yorkshire, tripped and fell…

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Funny story - Smelly Passenger Forces Plane Into Luton

Smelly Passenger Forces Plane Into Luton

An Air Belgium plane from Belgium was forced to make an emergency landing at Luton airport this morning after a passenger’s body odour was so bad that other passengers were 'vomiting and fainting'. "It was terrible," Lionel Overdapless, one passen…

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Funny story - Government redefines 'vegetable' to tackle obesity

Government redefines 'vegetable' to tackle obesity

The current drive to reduce obesity took a strange turn today. Mike Okesflat, Health Minister, told us that, rather than get people to eat less and exercise more, they would simply redefine the meaning of 'vegetable'. "We all know that you hav…

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Funny story - Panic In Theatreland: He Gave It His All

Panic In Theatreland: He Gave It His All

Staff at Desperately Different Theatre Productions panicked when they received a suspicious cylindrical object in the post. “I never panic,” said Norton Fitzwarren, soon to be seen as First Scaffolder’s Mate in “Lady Macbeth Builds a Silo” at the Der…

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Funny story - Lockdown to be enforced on alternate days

Lockdown to be enforced on alternate days

The on-off on-off lockdown put in place by the government due to the Coronavirus is set to be scheduled for yet another change, according to reports coming out of Downing Street this morning. All but 'essential workers' were told to "baton down th…

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Funny story - All new UK homes to get 'automatic' planning permission

All new UK homes to get 'automatic' planning permission

New homes and hospitals will be granted "automatic" permission to be built as part of sweeping planning reforms in England, Robert Jenrick, the housing secretary, says. "We realise that this is going to be open season for the erection of monstrous…

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Funny story - Pensioner’s Story Has Shock Ending

Pensioner’s Story Has Shock Ending

Outraged pensioner Vernon Molehill-Stamper, 83, was shocked to find his garden ‘rearranged’ overnight. “My gnomes had been interfered with,” said the sprightly octogenarian gardener, amateur explosives enthusiast, and long-standing resident of Dar…

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Funny story - Home Secretary Priti Patel discontinues tool to assess visa applications

Home Secretary Priti Patel discontinues tool to assess visa applications

The Home Office is to scrap a controversial decision-making tool that migrants’ rights campaigners claim created a “hostile environment” for people applying for UK visas. Whilst most other First World countries use complicated “streaming algorithm…

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Funny story - Man Had A Friend Who Had A Friend Who Was Going Bald At School

Man Had A Friend Who Had A Friend Who Was Going Bald At School

A man has recalled how his best friend at school was in the same class as a boy who was going bald. Moys Kenwood, then 13, and his best pal, Derek, a year older, lived near each other, and spent much time in each other's company, playing football,…

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