Dr Jane Barton Deserves Recognition as a Serial Killer
Supporters of Dr Jane Barton, who was not prosecuted for overdosing 92 patients, have demanded that her case is revised following new evidence that it was actually more like 500 patients with a further 200 that can't be proved. The doctor's follow...
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Warwick Davies to replace Peter Dinklage In Game of Thrones
Hugely popular little person Warwick Davies who has starred in Willow and Countdown during his glittering career has revealed that he will be taking over from Peter Dinkylage in Game of Thrones for the final season. Warwick has announced that whil...
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Bear Grylls and Warwick Davies Lake District Programme Too Funny
Warwick Davies has confessed that he absolutely loves the Lake District and was delighted to have the chance to enjoy it with adventurer Bear Grylls. Bear Grylls, however, took a different view. "Not that bl**dy dwarf", he is rumoured to have said...
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Local aristocrat forced to travel on Megabus
Cheshire aristocrat, The Duke of Mottram (77) and his wife Lady Prudential (70) have finally been able to speak of the trauma they suffered last month, which involved having to endure a 90 minute journey on the budget coach service Megabus. "The e...
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Brexiters' new tactics of mutilation and extortion
UK Wildlife Sanctuaries Inundated in Heatwave
Queen tells Trump to "sod orf"
Putin uses Mind Control to Ensure Croatia Loses World Cup
Tommy Robinson Shocked at Being Jailed
Boris Johnson makes his resignation speech
New Tower Design Approved Following Grenfell Tragedy
Queen Cancels Trump Visit
Tragedy As Graffiti Artists Hit By Freight Train
Woman Reporting Murder Was Given 'Police Crime Number'
Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries
Police Crackdown on Scooter Crime Angers Mums
John Leslie Marries Kit Harrington
Disgraced TV presenter John Leslie raced from court today in a morning suit, giving the finger to waiting reporters and vultures alike as he jumped into a waiting taxi. With minutes to spare he arrived at an Aberdeen Castle to greet members of the...
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Man On Bender Was A Total Disgrace
The reputation of a man who went to his local pub 'for a quiet drink' last Saturday night, but then changed his agenda halfway through the evening, is in tatters, after a series of unplanned escapades. Reputable Lawrence Jackson, 38, ordered a pin...
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Woman in England Denied Ice Cream In Heatwave
A woman was today denied an ice cream by a seriously fat vendor in an ice cream van outside a school. The woman had had a particularly long, hot, difficult day at work had just been thinking that if there was an ice cream van parked outside the sc...
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Football-England Loses and Wins at the Same Time
In a classic twist similar to the end of the film" Inception", the England team have simultaneously won and lost a match to Belgium. By losing to the pus-filled pimple on the face of the Earth that is Belgium, England have actually won an easier r...
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Heatwave Causes Nudity Problems In Suburban UK
The continuing heatwave which has seen temperatures across the UK rise to same levels as other countries across the world, has brought with it an influx of complaints. Apart from the usual "it's too bloody hot" whingers, the general public is comp...
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Heatwave Causes Mass Delusions
For those of us basking in the recent heatwave taking care with the sun cream, there are others who are not being so careful and are risking serious heatstroke. The NHS has reported a massive increase in people who believe that England have just w...
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Brexit Latest: FA Premier League 2018-19 Season to End Early
FA blazers announced today that the 2018-19 Premier League season would be cut short and would end on 29th March 2019 when the United Kingdom leaves the European Union. This is the result of those football fans who voted en masse to leave the Euro...
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Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit
Buckingham Palace, London It was announced that the Queen would be accompanying Prince Philip to get a secret medical treatment in a secret location at the time that Trump will be having his state visit. When it was asked how they could know they...
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Rowling Laughs at Trump After Spoof Writer Alerts her to Spelling Error
USA Potus Donald Trump has been criticized by English writer JK Rowling over his pathetic attempts at spelling and grammar. Mr Trump wrote: "After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it shoul...
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Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding
President Donald Trump of the U.S. has announced that he would like to visit London on October 12, which just happens to be the planned date for Princess Eugenie of York's wedding. Included in the unsolicited invitation for the Trumps to visit was...
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Man in his 30's uploads old photos to dating website
Wayne Hemmings, 30 realised that he might have made a mistake uploading photographs to Match.com that were twenty years old. 'I heard it was a common move that people in their 40's and 50's did it, so I did the same thing'. What Wayne didn't re...
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American Guy Tries to Act Like He Knows A Lot About Soccer
An American guy who knows nothing about soccer got way too into the World Cup match between England and Croatia in an effort to seem cool and worldly to his dumb friends. He even used the word "gutted" to describe his feelings after the loss, know...
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