The inequality of gender equality - HR speaks out
In a hurried statement about gender pay gaps, the CIPHRCLVSARM (Charted Institute for Personnel, HR, Clipboards and Looking Very Sincere at Redundancy Meetings) has thrown its weight behind getting more women on boards thought the country. Marion...Read full story
Labour looks forward to Boris’ “Brexit Dividend”
Labour party members are secretly preparing for power after “Prime Minister” Theresa May refused at the weekend to back her Foreign Secretary’s continuing claim that there will be a “Brexit Dividend”. The continued and ever increasing claims eman...Read full story
Daily Mail Fury as new sterling contract goes to Poland when Queen abdicates
A secret cabinet office memorandum has been obtained by political editor Paxton Quigley, which admits that under European Union procurement rules the contract for printing new sterling banknotes will be awarded to the Polish national bank. Paxton...Read full story
Biggest 'wasters' of UK time revealed in survey and BOJO tops the list!
A survey revealing what Brits hate the most about 'time wasters' has come up with some strange, quirky dislikes appearing! So, Jaggedone has analysed the survey and here is the real top 10 of UK 'Wasters of time': 1) King of UK wasters is BOJO,...Read full story
Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak TrumpishAnyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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Photographer who spent more than £5,000 on new equipment realises he might not really be that good
Gary Johnson, a camera fan and aspiring professional photographer has slowly realised that fifteen years into his hobby, and after spending more than £5,000 on equipment he really isn’t that good. ‘Imagine my relief’ said the deluded fool ‘that ha...Read full story
Tabloid anger over "murder" inquiry
British tabloid newspapers have been fuming this week over the story that police went to the trouble of investigating a burglar killed while breaking into a home. Career criminal Jeff Swag, 47, was stabbed to death by homeowner Geoffroy House as he t...Read full story
Council meets to discuss the possibility of a meeting to discuss the number of meetings they have
Councillors in Chutney on the Fritz have met, at tax-payers expense to discuss the possibility of organising another meeting about the number of meetings they have. Councillor Money-Tree told us, ‘Yes, it is true. Whilst most normal people would h...Read full story
Missing County Durham man Robert Shafto found in San Fransiscan gay den
The over 20 decades long search for missing Spennymoor man Robert (aka Bobby) Shafto appears to finally have come to an end last night as the Chief Constable for County Durham police announced that the investigation was being stepped down following c...Read full story
5 star cheese served in noble UK restaurant was 'mouldy!'
Eating out in the UK can be damn expensive thanks to the hype around Masterchef & Co, but eating mouldy cheese in a noble restaurant and, paying £13 quid for the pleasure, wasn't funny for punters in Bristol, UK! In addition, to add insult to...Read full story
Cats meeting to discuss their owners
Mog and Tiddles, two neighbouring cats at The Green, Chutney on the Fritz have met to discuss their respective owners. Mr Brown, a seventy year old widower is Mog’s caretaker, whilst Mrs Smith, a 68 year old divorcee looks after Tiddles, and the t...Read full story
Yorkshire farmer decides to breed seals instead of sheep claiming he's not a 'sheepshagger!'
Ramblers strolling the rolling hills of the Yorkshire Dales expecting to experience the legacies of the Bronte Sisters, Heathcliffe, James Herriot, and the Yorkshire Ripper,(Yes there are tourists who love a bit of bloody Yorkshire horror too with th...Read full story
New British passport to be fifty shades of blue
Whitehall officials yesterday confirmed that all British passport holders currently in possession of the Burgundy European Union document will be issued with a new passport, in fifty shades of blue, once the UK has cast off the shackles of evil, sadi...Read full story