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WW1 would have been over more quickly without all the football armistices

Funny story: WW1 would have been over more quickly without all the football armistices

World War 1 is an evocative and mysterious war. The dark trenches, the stench of death, the rattle of bullets, the endless referees' whistles, the thwack of metal boot on leather, the cheeky banter of the chants. The war was technically won by the...

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Lorry Driver Picked Up Female Hitch-Hiker With The Sole Intention Of 'Getting Her To Her Destination'

Funny story: Lorry Driver Picked Up Female Hitch-Hiker With The Sole Intention Of 'Getting Her To Her Destination'

In what's becoming the mosy widely-shared internet news item since Tuesday, a long-distance lorry driver who stopped to pick up a young woman hitching a lift near a motorway junction, has told how the only thought in his mind was how to get the 'dams...

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Guy Fawkes On New £50 Note, Discussed In Parliament

Funny story: Guy Fawkes On New £50 Note, Discussed In Parliament

The decision by the government to overturn its earlier decision to dispense with the £50 note, has aroused the interest of a group of people who, given the opportunity, might cheerfully overthrow the government. The Guy Fawkes Society, a group tha...

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Woman Peeled Banana In A Suggestive Manner

Funny story: Woman Peeled Banana In A Suggestive Manner

A woman travelling on a train in northern England, was witnessed peeling a banana in a suggestive, erotic and provocative manner, claims a man, who might have got it wrong. Heiki Bauer, 19, a German student studying at the University of Hull, was...

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Bill Cosby To Undergo Anal Check-up

Funny story: Bill Cosby To Undergo Anal Check-up

Bill Cosby, the comedian who is serving a '3 to 10-year' prison term for drugging a woman in order to have sex with her, is to seek medical attention, after complaining of "juddering pains" in his back passage. Cosby, 81, incarcerated at the Penn...

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Mann Turns The Other Cheek

Funny story: Mann Turns The Other Cheek

In a Christian act of restraint that would have impressed many a God-botherer looking in, a man on the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, decided that, rather than indulging in a fruitless and counterproductive slanging match with his critics, he...

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"999 What's Your Emer...Ah Fuck It"

A shocking new report has found that over one million crimes a year aren’t even investigated by the police. To people who enjoy stealing cheap bottles of cider, this is great news! But, for those of us who expect our law enforcement to do a semi comp...

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Con Conference: Extra Pritt-Stick Ordered For Theresa May Speech

Funny story: Con Conference: Extra Pritt-Stick Ordered For Theresa May Speech

Extra Pritt-Stick has been ordered to ensure Theresa May can only balls-up from speaking shite and not as well as the stage falling apart around her during her speech, ministers say. The previous Tory Conference was a spectacular screw-up for the...

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