Funny story - James Bond is a terrorist, but Pussy is galore

James Bond is a terrorist, but Pussy is galore

Some Americans are calling for the CIA to be dismantled, calling it America’s “domestic terrorist organization:” since the CIA often engages in terroristic methods, like blowing stuff up, killing democratically-elected leaders and setting up fascist…

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Funny story - Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again

Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again

Prince Harry attended the royal coronation of his father to honor him, but he says that upon reflection, he would have preferred to have stayed in America and taken his family to eat at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The Prince, who is a big fan of T…

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Funny story - The holy medieval Merlin shall never die!

The holy medieval Merlin shall never die!

And lo! They did bring out the Holy Hand Grenade, and all cheered and bowed low and kissed the earth that was trod upon by the King... How medieval is Britain? The nation itself was created by Merlin the Wizard in the year 3, and from then on, it…

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Funny story - Judi Dench to be the face on the new £1 coin

Judi Dench to be the face on the new £1 coin

In a groundbreaking move, the Treasury has unveiled the designs for the new £1 coin featuring the iconic face of none other than Dame Judi Dench, the ageless wonder of the silver screen. Renowned for her ability to defy the laws of time and gravit…

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Funny story - BoJo gone cuckoo

BoJo gone cuckoo

Boris Johnson was recently admitted to a mental institution for retired politicians. “They drove me out! I wanted to stay! I was the bloody Prime Minister of all of the Britons!” Yes, Mr. Johnson, you keep saying that. Are the Britons in this r…

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Funny story - Elton John caught with an inflatable doll at Heathrow Airport

Elton John caught with an inflatable doll at Heathrow Airport

Elton John, the 76-year-old English crooner was caught at the Heathrow luggage check in counter with an inflatable doll in one of his 6 pink suitcases. At first Elly tried to say that the pink suitcase was not his, but lets face it, who else has a…

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Funny story - Is there a lion lying in the middle of the road? 5 signs you are in a safari park

Is there a lion lying in the middle of the road? 5 signs you are in a safari park

You wake up behind the wheel of a car. There is a lion, a large lion sitting in the middle of the road. Is this a dream? Are you just in a safari park? Here are the five telltale signs. 1) Are there other people in the car? Do you recognise them?…

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Funny story - Experts say that Great Britain's Robin Hood Volcano could erupt at anytime

Experts say that Great Britain's Robin Hood Volcano could erupt at anytime

Esteemed geologist Abner "Flasher" Cockburn has raised the alarm about the newly formed Robin Hood Volcano, nestled in the picturesque English Channel just off the coast of Portsmouth. Flasher has expressed grave concerns that the volcano could unlea…

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Funny story - King Charles hints that he may put Windsor Castle up for sale

King Charles hints that he may put Windsor Castle up for sale

In a shocking revelation, Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart unveils the surprising decision of the King to put the historic Windsor Castle up for sale. The King explained to Miss Tart, the 954-year-old castle is facing an array of challenges…

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Funny story - God smites Archbishop of Canterbury for speeding

God smites Archbishop of Canterbury for speeding

Justin Welby, aka the Archbishop of Canterbury, is recovering from a smiting by God after he was caught speeding. Welby, who presided over King Charles III's coronation last week, was convicted by Lavender Hill Magistrates Court of driving at 25mp…

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Funny story - Postage stamp released to honor Queen Elizabeth

Postage stamp released to honor Queen Elizabeth

The True Dat News Agency reports that King Charles III has just announced a new postage stamp to pay tribute to his late mum, Queen Elizabeth. According to TDNA writer Reggie Rickenracker, the stamp is no ordinary creation. It features a whimsical…

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Funny story - A British Woman Wants To Be Transferred To A Men's Prison

A British Woman Wants To Be Transferred To A Men's Prison

London — A woman Erin Hebblewhite, 30 who petioned the United Nations to be transferred to a men's prison won her case against the disgraceful British Parliament who striped the British crown of it's rightful inheritance of power, causing Britain ce…

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Funny story - Royal submarine, the HMS Sea Scoundrel, hits a school of orca whales and receives heavy damage

Royal submarine, the HMS Sea Scoundrel, hits a school of orca whales and receives heavy damage

Ta Ta For Now News reveals that the royal submarine, HMS Sea Scoundrel II, has sustained extensive damage after an unexpected collision with a pod of orca whales. The submarine's commander, none other than Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, 38, explain…

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Funny story - Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye, much like his womanizing uncle Prince Andrew, is denying rumors that he and a very popular pole dancer were spotted holding hands at "The 'Ello Mate Strip Club" in Soho. The danc…

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Funny story - Jacob Rees-Mogg wants more names

Jacob Rees-Mogg wants more names

The North-East Somerset tophat and tails has been spotted skulking around various coats of arms, trying out some Latin, seeing if any of it fits his name. He wants his name to be endless. From an endless name he figures he can have an endless fami…

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Funny story - The Archers' cricket team, it must be the summer then

The Archers' cricket team, it must be the summer then

With the longer days, more sunshine, and warmer air, the last harbinger of the arrival of summer is here. Talk on Radio 4's lovely little documentary, "The Archers," is all about the cricket team. Their other main storyline, where Linda Snell disc…

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Funny story - Dominic Raab set to return the keys, and all of the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's

Dominic Raab set to return the keys, and all of the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's

Following his recent resignation, Dominic Raab is set to return the keys, as well as all of the A's. A showdown meeting with Rishi Sunak started with the words, "Raab, you are a maverick, and you can't be trusted around people. You are off the cas…

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Funny story - The United Kingdom's 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment defeats Russia's 3rd St. Petersburg Volunteer Regiment

The United Kingdom's 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment defeats Russia's 3rd St. Petersburg Volunteer Regiment

The Twickenham Times Telegram Newspaper's intrepid reporter, Tango Brisket, provides a unique glimpse into the valiant exploits of the 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment during his six-month embedded assignment. Brisket's observations underscore t…

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Funny story - Teasmaid going to its sixth car boot sale

Teasmaid going to its sixth car boot sale

Teasmaid Jacqui Smith has returned unsold from her fifth car boot sale and will be trying again tomorrow. The relic of a bygone era, car boot sales were the old-school eBay, without all of the palavers of postage. Jacqui, who has been sadly gather…

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Funny story - Meghan wants her own crown – NOW!

Meghan wants her own crown – NOW!

Despite media reports saying she wouldn't attend the coronation, Meghan Markle, or Merkle or MarkieMark, made an unexpected appearance. She stood, biting her tongue, as she gazed at the grandeur, trying to resist the urge to shout to the flying buttr…

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