Funny story: Brexit Latest: Britain Stocks Up on Gruel

Brexit Latest: Britain Stocks Up on Gruel

According to reports, Britain's supermarkets are stockpiling supplies of gruel in anticipation of a spike in demand for the thin, watery, flour-based product, if, as expected, Britain leaves the European Union on October 31. Many experts predict t...

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Funny story: LGBT+ School To Open In Autumn

LGBT+ School To Open In Autumn

Authorities in Birmingham have announced details of a new ultramodern school facility that will open in the city in September, which will cater specifically, and exclusively for the needs of LGBT+ students. The school, which has been built at a co...

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Funny story: Facebook man gradually developing murderous hatred towards 'thread stalker'

Facebook man gradually developing murderous hatred towards 'thread stalker'

A 43-year-old man from Brighton in Sussex has told a local newspaper that he is slowly developing such an intense dislike for a man on his friends list who makes inane comments on his every post, that he now feels comfortable with the idea of murderi...

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Funny story: TV License Attack

TV License Attack

Over 11,000 people over the age of 100 will be stripped of their free TV licenses under a Tory government, in what seems like another instalment in the magic ritual to resurrect their blood God. Pensioners everywhere have said how much of an effect i...

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Funny story: Scared: Your Kids

Scared: Your Kids

A study by the group Action For Children has found that children as young as 11 have admitted to being terrified about terrorism, homelessness and what’s going to happen after Brexit. This is odd, because kids are normally only concerned about themse...

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Funny story: Three Daft Things About Jeremy Hunt

Three Daft Things About Jeremy Hunt

London, UK - (Rioters): Prime Ministerial contender Jeremy Hunt has been grilled by Spoof website reporters about being the next gaffer after Theresa May. The wide-ranging rant kicked off with his wet dream of a new turd runway at Heathrow Airport...

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Funny story: The Grapes Contain Wrath

The Grapes Contain Wrath

The UK is rocking as yet another national crisis strangles its people in its vice-like grip. A study has found that 1 in 5 food products contained ingredients that were not named on the packaging. Predictably, Brexiteers have quickly moved to pin...

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Funny story: Grannies knit a tea-cosy for Britain

Grannies knit a tea-cosy for Britain

Ladies across the UK are toiling like crazy to knit a giant tea-cosy to cover the whole country. The enormous knitwear is intended to protect Britain in the event of a no-deal Brexit. Women's Institute spokeswoman Menstrua Geoffcock explained, "Th...

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Funny story: Bozo Johnson Concedes in Tory Leadership Race Citing "Back Problem"

Bozo Johnson Concedes in Tory Leadership Race Citing "Back Problem"

The favourite to become Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has removed himself from the Conservative party leadership contest after coming under mounting pressure following Sir Kim Darroch's resignation as British ambassador to Washington. Critics of Mr...

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Funny story: Sir Kim Darroch Falls On His Sword, And Will Not Be Available For Tiffin

Sir Kim Darroch Falls On His Sword, And Will Not Be Available For Tiffin

The UK ambassador to the United States, Sir Kim Darroch, who attracted some rather negative criticism from the White House, and President Donald Trump in particular earlier today, has fallen on his sword. Darroch's leaked memo to Prime Minister Th...

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Funny story: Battersea Power Station to be pushed over onto its side says government

Battersea Power Station to be pushed over onto its side says government

It was announced, earlier today, that Battersea Power Station in South London will be pushed over onto its side due to the government's increasing frustration that various attempts to convert the now-defunct plant into a going concern have failed.

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Funny story: Meghan under fire over Jeremy Corbyn chest tattoo

Meghan under fire over Jeremy Corbyn chest tattoo

There was widespread concern in royal circles last night after the Duchess of Sussex told The Mail On Sunday that she'd had a likeness of leftie Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, tattooed on her chest. In yesterday's edition, she revealed: "I've...

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Funny story: Gay Gnomes

Gay Gnomes

A man was removed from an ASDA in Plymouth after becoming enraged at a number of “Gay Pride Gnomes” that the megastore was selling. The man who is known locally for his love of bellowing at pigeons and claiming tall trees are part of the “queer a...

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Funny story: Survey reveals staff and pupils at London school have all seen each other's genitals online

Survey reveals staff and pupils at London school have all seen each other's genitals online

It was revealed yesterday, that all the staff and pupils at a secondary school in Shoreditch, East London, have at one time or other, seen each other’s genitalia on various social media platforms such as Snapchat and WhatsApp. The school newspaper...

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Funny story: Queen summons army to quell rebellious Scots

Queen summons army to quell rebellious Scots

Her Majesty the Queen was at the head of a five thousand-strong army marching to the Scottish border last night. The Queen has grown weary of Scottish dissent and repeated calls for independence from the United Kingdom, and will attempt to quell t...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Says He'll Have Nanny Smack Archie's Bottom If He Does It Again

Prince Harry Says He'll Have Nanny Smack Archie's Bottom If He Does It Again

There was a right, royal rumpus in the Royal roost this morning when Archie Windsor, newly-christened son of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, started playing up fuck at breakfast, causing his mum and dad to get into a right strop with him. Archie,...

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Funny story: Gibraltar to be rebuilt on Olly Murs' big face in the event of a disorderly Brexit say Foreign Office

Gibraltar to be rebuilt on Olly Murs' big face in the event of a disorderly Brexit say Foreign Office

The island of Gibraltar will be abandoned to the Spanish and rebuilt on the big face of British pop icon, Olly Murs, in the event of a no-deal Brexit, it has been revealed. A Foreign Ofice spokesman told newsmen last night: "If we leave the EU wit...

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Funny story: Sir Kim Darroch: “I told BoZo to Fuck Off”

Sir Kim Darroch: “I told BoZo to Fuck Off”

“Yes, I must admit I did it that” confessed Sir Kim Darroch, former HMG ambassador to the United States court of King Trump in an exclusive interview with political editor for The Spoof, Paxton Quigley. “So you actually told future prime minister...

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Funny story: Meghan And Harry's Baby, Archie, Says He Won't Attend Christening Service

Meghan And Harry's Baby, Archie, Says He Won't Attend Christening Service

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, have a problem: their son Archie has said he refuses to be christened with the name 'Archie', and will not attend his own christening later today. The royal couple had planned to ha...

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Funny story: Man Wants To Know If Saying Nice Things About LGBT+ Will Help Him Get Ahead

Man Wants To Know If Saying Nice Things About LGBT+ Will Help Him Get Ahead

A man who instinctively feels that there is something 'not quite right' about the LGBT+ movement and its members, wants to know if it would benefit him in any way, should he show some 'fake support' for the movement. The man, who, to protect his a...

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