Victoria Alexandrina speaks on #MeToo and Time's Up
It's unusual for the ghost of a deceased member of the Royal family to speak about cultural issues affecting the living. "I'm desperate to drop the soap," said Eugene, "but you're not allowed that privilege." Those were the words uttered at a R...
Read full storyUK Government In Chaos Over Brexit
UK Prime Minister, Theresa May, acted decisively earlier, by cancelling Tuesday's vote by MPs on her Brexit deal, a vote she had previously said would go ahead. The U-turn came as no surprise to many, however, who, recognise that Mrs May is merely...
Read full storyMP porn still Britain's favourite genre
It is an obscure brand of pornography, invented in the 1970s, and uniquely British, and based around a centuries-old law that it is illegal to have sex with your local MP. The law was lifted in 1995, but the taboo continues. Videos of members of the...
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Failed "Foreign Secretary" Boris "Bozo" Johnson is undergoing secret diversity training in preparation for a leadership challenge to hapless "Prime Minister" Theresa "Maybot" May. Under the expert tutelage of "comedian" Jim Davidson OBE, Mr Johnso...
Read full storyMay's twin sister fools the Commons as the plot thickens
Desperately short of excuses after her apparent refusal to allow Parliament to vote on the deal with the EU regarding Brexit, Theresa May has now put full blame on her twin sister, Meryl. "No, it wasn't me in the Commons yesterday", puffed an asto...
Read full storyGloucestershire Village Has Slowest Broadband: Villagers Mystified by "Internet"
The population of a village in Gloucestershire was concerned and mystified this week when a street in Bamfurlong was named as the slowest for broadband internet, according to an annual survey by uSwitch. The study said that homes on Greenmeadows Park...
Read full storyBritain's most skillful shoplifter
Fatima Bahawalanzai argues ''I gets angry, snooty people complain I 'ave never 'ad a Corn on the bloomin' Cob, 'cause I spent me whole Porridge Knife since childhood workin' 'ard shopliftin' stores." She is Britain’s most skillful shoplifter, boas...
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May "Delighted" At Vote Of Confidence
Under-pressure Prime Minister Theresa May heaved a huge sigh of relief and stuck two spindly fingers up to her detractors tonight, when she won the so-called 'no confidence vote' by a landslide, condemning the public to another year of her ugly mug a...
Read full storySpirit of Christmas Past still banging on about that Christmas party in your 20's when you broke the photocopier
A miser repeatedly visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve has complained that their stories are always the same. Fiona Trumpington Rees Mog, 53, has been visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present and Christmas Yet To Come every...
Read full storySon disappointed he can't buy a new Pink Floyd album for his dad
Martin Billings, an unimaginative 23-year-old is disappointed that he can't buy a Pink Floyd album for his Dad this year. Over the years Shane Billings has been gradually filling his shelves with albums by the prog rock band, that his son has been...
Read full story63% of people still like me though
An unnamed political leader has gone back to work, knowing that 63% of her colleagues still like her, and think that she is doing a good job. Theresa May, the fourth, or fifth choice for the job of British Prime Minister is still clinging on, desp...
Read full storyMan Shocked Online Date Didn't Look Like Her Picture
Donald Basden, the third, was shocked to discover that his online date, Sarah Fitzmaurice, looked nothing like her photo. 'I am a dog person,' said Basden, 53, (67 in real terms), 'so obviously, with her whiskers, and big ears, I thought that Sara...
Read full storyEthnic Minority Figure Needs To Be On New £50 Note, Say Ethnic Minority Figures
More than 200 people have signed a letter published in today's Sunday Times, saying that a figure from the 'black and ethnic minority community' should feature on the new £50 note. Last month, the Bank of England asked the public to nominate a Bri...
Read full storyHull Hotel Had Perfectly Good Reason To Reject Homeless People
A hotel in Hull that cancelled the Christmas holiday booking of some of its rooms, after initially agreeing to the booking, claims it had a perfectly good reason to do so. The Royal Hotel in Hull initially accepted a booking by the Hull Homeless a...
Read full storyPrince Harry, Duke of Sussex seen with his daughter
Year 2026 - Harry and his daughter attended The Nutcracker at the Royal Opera House, and he was spotted holding her hand. The Duke of Sussex and his daughter enjoyed the entertainment during a trip to the ballet. The royal pair greeted fans at...
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