Funny story: Intelligence quotient level at London Brexit celebration expected to mirror 1960s chimp's tea party

Intelligence quotient level at London Brexit celebration expected to mirror 1960s chimp's tea party

A recent survey carried out by Swansea University has found that the average level of intelligence per attendee at the forthcoming Brexit celebratory gathering in Parliament Square on January 31st will be roughly on a par with that of one of the chim...

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Funny story: Local woman wins Word Falling Over Championship for record 12th year in succession

Local woman wins Word Falling Over Championship for record 12th year in succession

A 21-year-old woman from Whitechapel has become the first woman to win the much sought-after, World Falling Over Championship, for a record 12th year in succession Tracy Dell, a business owner and mother-of-three, managed to fall over almost conti...

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Funny story: Dramatic Erosion

Dramatic Erosion

The Lake District is facing “Dramatic Soil Erosion” over the next few years, and, with many leading figures calling for blame to be either appropriated to “the EU” or the “poor”, geologists have a far more sensible explanation. However, this isn’...

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Funny story: Malaysia asks British people to stop sending crap to their country

Malaysia asks British people to stop sending crap to their country

The government of Malaysia has told Western governments to stop sending rubbish to them. Britain, France, America and other countries send millions of tons of rubbish to Malaysia each year, with most of it coming from Britain. The rubbish incudes...

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Funny story: Jess Philips urges Labour members not to vote for her

Jess Philips urges Labour members not to vote for her

British Labour Party leadership contender Jess Phillips has begged members of the party not to vote for her to become the next leader. The outspoken Birmingham lass said “My campaign is truly dreadful, I have shit for brains and I don’t know what I’m...

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan did the decent thing by relinquishing titles says, HRH Prince Andrew

Harry and Meghan did the decent thing by relinquishing titles says, HRH Prince Andrew

Following the relinquishing of their royal titles, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex received a warm endorsement from Harry’s uncle, Prince Andrew, last night. Speaking to newsmen from the holiday isle of Mustique, where he has been laying somewhat l...

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Funny story: Local man with football club avatar reinforces, 'complete bellend' stereotype

Local man with football club avatar reinforces, 'complete bellend' stereotype

A 47-year-old Whitechapel man has firmly reinforced the stereotypical view that people who use the club crest of their favourite football team as their avatar on social media are as thick as congealed Bisto. As well as using a Liverpool FC club lo...

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Funny story: Thick Bloke On Facebook Gets Meghan Markle Confused With Angela Merkel

Thick Bloke On Facebook Gets Meghan Markle Confused With Angela Merkel

A man, who may very well have had a low-standard education, became confused whilst using the Facebook social media platform this week, and inadvertently mixed-up the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, with the German chancellor, Angela Merkel. Oh d...

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Funny story: UK signs TRILLION POUND trade deal with Iran to sell Union Jack flags and wax figures of the Prime Minister

UK signs TRILLION POUND trade deal with Iran to sell Union Jack flags and wax figures of the Prime Minister

The Prime Minister is celebrating after closing one of the biggest trading deals in history with, of all countries, Iran! Under the terms of the 10-year deal, British manufacturers will sell British souvenirs, namely Union Jack flags and Madame Tu...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle to star in new Netflix series “Shits” about a group of really shitty people

Meghan Markle to star in new Netflix series “Shits” about a group of really shitty people

The Palace has reacted angrily to allegations that the Duchess of Sussex has accepted a role in online TV company Netflix’s new series “Shits”, due to be released later in 2020. The series centres around a London law firm whose matriarchal and dom...

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Funny story: Susanna Reid to be made a saint in recognition of Piers Morgan ordeal

Susanna Reid to be made a saint in recognition of Piers Morgan ordeal

In what many are seeing as a surprise move, the Roman Catholic church last night announced that the Good Morning Britain TV show presenter, Susanna Reid, is to be beatified and then canonised as a saint in recognition of the suffering she has endured...

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Funny story: Fears grow as Bear Grylls spends third week lost in Whitechapel Ikea

Fears grow as Bear Grylls spends third week lost in Whitechapel Ikea

There was growing concern for the safety of survivalist icon, Bear Grylls, last night, following his failure to make contact with his team after spending his third week inside the labyrinth of the Whitechapel branch of furniture retail giant, IKEA.

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Funny story: 'Orff with his head! Prince Harry to be put on trial for disrespecting the Queen

'Orff with his head! Prince Harry to be put on trial for disrespecting the Queen

The Queen has reportedly decided to impeach Prince Harry for being a bad son and a terrible Prince. The decision was reportedly taken by Her Majesty, backed by Prince Charles. The Duke of Edinburgh was said to be so angry that he had to be restrai...

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Funny story: [Redacted] Has A Rousing Conversation With Dr. Billingsgate

[Redacted] Has A Rousing Conversation With Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: After the decisive win over Newcastle, [Redacted] sat down with Dr. Billingsgate to have a chat that transcended the ordinary breathless interviews conducted by weasel-nosed, pinch mouth androgynous heifers from the local UK statio...

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Funny story: Bisexuals And Pansexuals To Meet To Discuss Whether Or Not They Are They Same Thing

Bisexuals And Pansexuals To Meet To Discuss Whether Or Not They Are They Same Thing

To try to resolve the ongoing confusion over whether or not Bisexuals and Pansexuals are the same thing, a conference on the subject has been announced, and will take place in February in London. The issue has been brought to a head by Lib Dem MP,...

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Funny story: Anger as Harry and Meghan ghost the Queen

Anger as Harry and Meghan ghost the Queen

A Buckingham Palace spokesman said that the Queen was upset at being ghosted by Harry and Meghan. He said "The Queen is really, really annoyed. Her son and daughter in law haven't replied to any of her text messages or What's App messages, even ones...

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Funny story: Queen's Landrover running 'a bit lumpy': "Did Meghan tamper with ignition system?" asks Daily Mail.

Queen's Landrover running 'a bit lumpy': "Did Meghan tamper with ignition system?" asks Daily Mail.

The royal rumour mill was abuzz with conjecture last night after a gamekeeper on The Queen's Sandringham estate revealed that Her Majesty had told him that her favourite Landrover Defender was 'running a bit lumpy' following an early morning drive ar...

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Funny story: Meghan and Harry storm the job market

Meghan and Harry storm the job market

Yep, the finches had been warbling it for weeks. But no-one wanted to listen. And now, Meghan, or rather the cat, has been let out of the bag. The Duchess of Sussex and Prince Harry have had enough. Now it's official. Now there's no going back. Now l...

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Funny story: Queen To Step Back From Royal Duties

Queen To Step Back From Royal Duties

As part of an ever-growing trend, Her Majesty the Queen has, this morning, announced that she will be stepping back from her royal role, and will gradually retire from public life, which she described as "ghastly". This follows similar recent act...

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan to set up new home on Olly Murs' big face

Harry and Meghan to set up new home on Olly Murs' big face

Reports are coming in that controversial royal couple, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, are going to spend a portion of the year living on the big face of pop icon, Olly Murs It is understood that, as well as moving between the US and the UK, Harry...

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