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Alan Pardew Ponders

Innovative football manager Alan Pardew has managed the impossible! He’s made fans of a club that used to have Tony Pulis in charge hate him more than they do Pulis. Which is a fantastic achievement as Pulis is the most fundamentally unlikable man in...

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Spitting llama escapes from Liverpool zoo and is arrested in Manchester!

Funny story: Spitting llama escapes from Liverpool zoo and is arrested in Manchester!

An ex-Liverpudlian llama saw red on Saturday after breaking out of his cage in Liverpool Zoo along the Anfield Road. He was seen running towards a forbidden zone for Liverpudlian spitting llamas called Old Trafford, Manchester, where many strange ani...

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Mourinho Bites Back

Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, has launched into a astonishing defence of his time at United. Predictably blaming anything and everything but himself for a string of mediocre performances throughout the season. He said: Against Sevil...

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World Cup 2018: War Cup?

Funny story: World Cup 2018: War Cup?

As the World Cup 2018 tournament comes closer by the day, is it reasonable to assume that 'football's greatest showcase' might also be Armageddon? The World Cup kicks off on June 14 in Russia, but the recent case of Sergei Skripal, the former spy...

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Australian cricketers drown in own, self-made snot

Suspended Aussie cricketers Steve Lamborghini Smith and David "Sledger' Warner were both rushed to hospital yesterday. having inhaled their own snot. Both suffered major emotional breakdowns at their press conferences on returning to Australia after...

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England-Gibraltar colonial sporting jamboree begins

Funny story: England-Gibraltar colonial sporting jamboree begins

This week the second largest multi-disciplinary sporting event in the world began in Australia. To many it is just another fixture in the athletics calendar, but it is also a bizarre relic of how the British Empire tries to stay relevant in the moder...

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Spurs' Harry Kane In Hot Water With Girlfriend

Funny story: Spurs' Harry Kane In Hot Water With Girlfriend

Harry Kane, the Tottenham and England footballer, was in hot water with his girlfriend after he swore on his daughter's life that he scored his side's second goal during their 2-1 victory over Stoke City on Saturday. The Premier League goals accre...

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Commonwealth Games Shock as England Tiddlywinks Player Is Sent Home

Funny story: Commonwealth Games Shock as England Tiddlywinks Player Is Sent Home

In a hastily convened press conference at the Commonwealth Gold Coast games today, the Me Too Movement, assisted by Femen activists, told how they had been investigating a catalogue of abuse by English number one tiddlywinker and Balham’s former “art...

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