Funny story: Egyptians dominate Wimbledon again

Egyptians dominate Wimbledon again

It has come as no surprise that Amenhotep III has won yet another Wimbledon title, bringing his total number of Grand Slam victories to 37. He defeated Ramesses IV in a thrilling final match on Centre Court, where as many as 10,000 spectators watched...

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Funny story: Wimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites

Wimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites

Tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles final between number seed, Roger Federer, and tournament favorite and number 1 seed, Novak Djokovic, is to have two special guests: the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Windsor, and her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambri...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team Given Advice By Women's Captain

England Cricket Team Given Advice By Women's Captain

When the England cricket team take the field against opponents, New Zealand, in the World Cup final at Lords this morning, they'll be giving it everything, and trying to remember the good advice given them by England Women's cricket team captain, Hea...

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Funny story: Mike Ashley Is A Cuntroversial Man

Mike Ashley Is A Cuntroversial Man

Ex England boss and full-time chippy connoisseur, Sam Allardyce, has sensationally revealed today that he has turned down an approach from Newcastle United to return as manager. In a phone interview with owner, Mike Ashley, Big Sam reportedly said:...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Palace, Jay-Z, Scottish "Insult", Rafa Warning, Lamps Back at Chelsea

Football Gossip: Palace, Jay-Z, Scottish "Insult", Rafa Warning, Lamps Back at Chelsea

Arsenal are prepared to add defenders Calum Chambers, Carl Jenkinson or midfielder Mohamed Elneny into any potential deal for Crystal Palace's Wilfried Zaha. The Gunners have already had a £40m offer for the 26-year-old Ivory Coast winger rejected.

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Funny story: Mark Cavendish Missing Tour de France Due to Lycra Allergy

Mark Cavendish Missing Tour de France Due to Lycra Allergy

Mark Cavendish is one of the greatest British cyclists of all time, with more than 140 professional wins to his name: 48 stage wins across all three Grand Tours with a points classification jersey at each, as well as a world and a national road race...

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Funny story: This Week's Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

This Week's Latest Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

Results from the Blood and Guts Smasheroo Armageddon Hurts! Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation pay-per-view from the bristling catharsis that is the town of Orangeville, Ontario, with a population of 28,900! Orange you glad you live in a bigger c...

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Funny story: US player Alex Morgan “wasn’t pretending to drink tea but offering to give British men a blow-job” according to close-up footage

US player Alex Morgan “wasn’t pretending to drink tea but offering to give British men a blow-job” according to close-up footage

America’s 2-1 win over England on Tuesday may have been a blow to British men and women, but there’s a silver lining in the cloud. Football experts who watched Alex Morgan’s strange hand gesture after the game have confirmed that she wasn’t “pretendi...

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Funny story: Tour De France Start Delayed After Rider Rips His Knackers On Seat

Tour De France Start Delayed After Rider Rips His Knackers On Seat

The first stage of the Tour de France was delayed in Brussels yesterday, after one of the riders injured his testicles on the narrow strip of leather that passes for the saddle on his bike. Thierry Ballax, who rides for the Painful-Castrata team,...

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Funny story: England Women's Football Hooligans Go On The Rampage

England Women's Football Hooligans Go On The Rampage

Football hooliganism, a thing that was thought by the authorities to have been battered into the past, reared its ugly head again in France last night, as hundreds of female England 'thugesses' went on the rampage through the streets of Paris, causin...

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Funny story: Phil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat

Phil Neville Philosophical About England Defeat

England Women's football team coach, Phil Neville, was philosophical in defeat last night, as his charges went out of the World Cup in Paris with a 2-1 reverse at the hands of holders and favorites, the USA. Neville told reporters: "It's back to t...

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Funny story: Furious 5th place Hamilton blames other drivers for finishing ahead of him

Furious 5th place Hamilton blames other drivers for finishing ahead of him

Formula 1 world champion, Lewis Hamilton, last night launched a bitter attack on the four drivers who pushed him back into a disappointing 5th place finish in yesterday's thrilling Austrian Grand Prix, which was eventually won by Red Bull's Max Verst...

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Funny story: Trump Answers Megan Rapinoe Refusal To Visit White House

Trump Answers Megan Rapinoe Refusal To Visit White House

President Donald Trump has reacted characteristically to comments made by Megan Rapinoe, the US Women's football player who said she wouldn't visit the White House should her team win the World Cup. Trump tweeted: "She's a women. She'll do as s...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Nigerian Women, Hickman "Little Shit", Boothroyd Vote of Confidence

Football Gossip: Nigerian Women, Hickman "Little Shit", Boothroyd Vote of Confidence

After photographic evidence emerged of Nigerian players seemingly protecting testicles while facing a free kick, FIFA has begun an investigation into allegations that Nigeria's Women's World Cup team may not be all it seems. Coventry City defender...

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Funny story: Cant Manage This

Cant Manage This

Ex-England striker, Manchester United forward and convicted drunk driver, Wayne Rooney, has sensationally revealed that he has had “managerial offers” even before he hangs up his boots. The revelations were discovered by Back and to the Left news two...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Speaks Out About Terrible Driving Standards

Lewis Hamilton Speaks Out About Terrible Driving Standards

We all know that driving a car can be dangerous, but now even motor racing's Lewis Hamilton has spoken out on the subject, saying he is disgusted at some of the things he's seen on the roads, especially abroad. Hamilton, who drives for the Mercede...

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Funny story: Hull City The Only Football League Team Whose Name Has No Letters To Colour In

Hull City The Only Football League Team Whose Name Has No Letters To Colour In

Championship football team, Hull City, have been confirmed as the only side in the entire Football League whose name has no letters in it to colour in. This applies whether the name is written in upper or lower case characters. The news emerged...

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Funny story: Liverpool Plastic Fans Scheme Membership Soars

Liverpool Plastic Fans Scheme Membership Soars

Liverpool Football Club have released details of their new Plastic Fans Scheme, and say advance enquiries have caught their Anfield administration department on the hop. Fresh from their Champions League success, and a brilliant Premier League cam...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Maureen's Friends(?), Solskjaer Sweet Shop, Braintree Town "WTF?"

Football Gossip: Maureen's Friends(?), Solskjaer Sweet Shop, Braintree Town "WTF?"

Former Manchester United goalkeeper Anders Lindegaard says David Moyes replacing Sir Alex Ferguson at Old Trafford was like "charging an iPhone with a Nokia charger" whereas the appointment of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was like "letting a three-year-old l...

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Funny story: Women's World Cup Teams Get Fair Play Warning from FIFA

Women's World Cup Teams Get Fair Play Warning from FIFA

"It's just not good enough," ranted FIFA President Gianni Infantino "and they've got to play the game fairly." At a hastily-convened press conference for the alcohol-sodden, chain-smoking football press corps, the bald-as-a-coot Mr Infantino expla...

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