Funny story: The Professional Bowlers Association Will Now Require All Bowlers to Wipe Off Their Balls After Each Toss

The Professional Bowlers Association Will Now Require All Bowlers to Wipe Off Their Balls After Each Toss

CHICAGO - PBA spokesperson Millard P. Waterbank has just informed the members of the association about the new bowling policy that will go into effect immediately. Waterbank stated that, in the interest of not spreading the COVFEFE-45 Flu, all mem...

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Funny story: The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

OAKLAND – One NBA team that is not shedding tears over the season being cut short are the Golden State Warriors. Coach Steve Kerr’s team had the worst record of the entire 30 NBA teams. In fact, Warriors fans were already wearing medical masks, fa...

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Funny story: The Tom & Gisele Brady Bunch Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels in Love With Florida

The Tom & Gisele Brady Bunch Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels in Love With Florida

TAMPA BAY – Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the entire sports-loving Tom Brady family is totally thrilled about moving to Florida. Gisele Bundchen-Brady said that after being in Florida for just a week and a half she has already gotten...

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Funny story: Mexico Has Mandated That All Bullfighters Will Now Be Required To Wear Raincoats In The Bullring

Mexico Has Mandated That All Bullfighters Will Now Be Required To Wear Raincoats In The Bullring

MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s Federation of Bullfighters has just issued a directive that came about due to the Coronavirus. Fernando “Pee-Wee “ Caballo, spokesperson for the FB, said that, by a 7 to 3 vote, every matador who performs in Mexico will now...

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Funny story: Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title

Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has waded into the row over whether or not Liverpool Football Club should be handed the Premier League title before the league season is actually over. The PL programme has been temporarily shut down due to fears over t...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Signs For Hull City

Cristiano Ronaldo Signs For Hull City

There was great excitement in East Yorkshire this morning, when it was revealed that the former Manchester United, Real Madrid and Juventus star, Cristiano Ronaldo, had signed for Championship strugglers, Hull City. No cash was involved, as the Ti...

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Funny story: Man United Captain Harry Maguire Has Coronavirus Immunity

Man United Captain Harry Maguire Has Coronavirus Immunity

As scientists raced to find a cure for the deadly Coronavirus yesterday, hope for humanity sprang from an unlikely source, when it was announced that Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, had shown an immunity to the plague. Magui...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Put a For Sale Sign on “America’s Team”

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Put a For Sale Sign on “America’s Team”

DALLAS – Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, recently said, at a family Quinceanera, that after 21 years of an up-and-down relationship with his team, he is ready to throw in the sports towel. He sat down with Sport Bet Gazette’s Zorro L...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Has Coronavirus Mutation

Conor McGregor Has Coronavirus Mutation

In what's expected to be criticised as a pointless, ridiculous and, frankly, meaningless piece of nonsense, it's been announced that Conor McGregor, the MMA and UFC bloke, has developed a variant strain of the Coronavirus. The Irishman has been to...

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Funny story: Cincinnati Bengals Trade For Redskins Owner Daniel Snyder

Cincinnati Bengals Trade For Redskins Owner Daniel Snyder

In a move that has shocked the NFL nation, the Cincinnati Bengals have traded two ball boys and a one-eyed dog to the Washington Redskins for Redskins’ owner Daniel Snyder. The trade was approved by a laughing NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell, who en...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

With all manner of potential opponents clamoring to secure the payday of a lifetime by getting into the Octagon with Conor McGregor, the UFC superfighter has plumped for a rather unusual antagonist from Down Under in his next contest - a kangaroo.

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Self-Isolating In His Gas Cupboard

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Self-Isolating In His Gas Cupboard

The Coronavirus has completed its first phase of infecting enough people to get humanity's attention, and is now in its second stage: sowing the seeds of fear into the population, and making them think the 'end of the world is nigh'. And so it was...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

BOSTON – One of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play in the NFL is saying goodbye to the team he has led for 20 years. Tom Brady spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine. The six-time Super Bowl champ was asked if he had a proble...

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Funny story: Ghost Of Former Liverpool Manager Bill Shankly Seen Hovering Around Premier League Offices

Ghost Of Former Liverpool Manager Bill Shankly Seen Hovering Around Premier League Offices

Bill Shankly, the former Liverpool manager who steered the Reds to massive success in the 1960s and 70s, has been seen hovering around the offices of the English Premier League, making a nuisance of himself. Or rather, his ghost has. Executives...

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Funny story: Football Shutdown: Pools Panel To Sit

Football Shutdown: Pools Panel To Sit

The shutdown of the entire British football programme until early April - and possibly beyond - due to fears over the spread of the Coronavirus, has prompted renewed interest in one of the game's mysterious behind-the-scenes institutions - the Pools...

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Funny story: The PGA Master’s Golf Tournament Has Been Cancelled and Rich People Are Furious

The PGA Master’s Golf Tournament Has Been Cancelled and Rich People Are Furious

AUGUSTA, Georgia – The Augusta National Golf Club has just announced that this year's PGA Masters Tournament has been cancelled, and there are a lot of very rich people who are disappointed, upset, and fit to be tied. Assistant Executive Vice Chai...

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Funny story: Liverpool Football Club Say They Will Fight Decision To Abandon Season In High Court

Liverpool Football Club Say They Will Fight Decision To Abandon Season In High Court

Liverpool Football Club, on the verge of their first Premier League title success for 30 years, have said they would fight, most strenuously, in the courts, any decision by the football authorities to end the season early, even taking up the matter w...

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Funny story: Liverpool and Manchester United Agree To Play In China With All Proceeds Going To Coronavirus Research

Liverpool and Manchester United Agree To Play In China With All Proceeds Going To Coronavirus Research

LIVERPOOL, England – Representatives from Manchester United and Liverpool recently met at the Paul McCartney Hotel in Liverpool to finalize the plans for both teams to play in Shanghai, China. The two teams will be playing with all of the proceeds...

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Funny story: The Sign-Stealing Scandal Plagued Houston Astros Are Hoping That The Baseball Season Gets Cancelled

The Sign-Stealing Scandal Plagued Houston Astros Are Hoping That The Baseball Season Gets Cancelled

HOUSTON – Ever since spring training started, the Astros players have heard the word 'cheater' by the bat boys account at least 190,000 times. The Houston Citizen Review reports that second baseman, Jose Altuve, was overheard saying, “Man, I yust...

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Funny story: Liverpool Not Champions Yet - Manchester City Boss Pep Guardiola

Liverpool Not Champions Yet - Manchester City Boss Pep Guardiola

A report in the Telegraph newspaper which says that Premier League leaders Liverpool are likely to be crowned champions even if the season is cancelled, has angered officials of those clubs 'chasing' the Reds, who say that a football season is not ov...

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