Funny story - The great Michael Jordan tells Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones he wants to buy his team

The great Michael Jordan tells Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones he wants to buy his team

The word on the streets of Chicago, the hometown of for Bulls superstar Michael Jordan, is that the greatest basketball player of all time wants to purchase, the Dallas Cowboys. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that Jordan told him th…

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Funny story - The Michael Jordan Bull Brand condoms are the nation's number one seller

The Michael Jordan Bull Brand condoms are the nation's number one seller

Every retail store and drug store in America has run out of The Michael Jordan Bull Brand Condoms. The QuinniPinni Research Agency reports that it is now the number one selling birth control method in the entire nation. The "Bully's" as they ha…

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Funny story - The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March

The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March

The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the college basketball tournament from March to May. The committee stated that the weather would be better for the players, the fans, the cheerleaders, and the be…

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Funny story - LeBron James opens up LeBron's chicken house diner

LeBron James opens up LeBron's chicken house diner

The Los Angeles Post Gazette Newspaper has just put out that Los Angeles Lakers super star LeBron James has just opened up LeBron's Chicken House Diner in Tarzana, California. Reporter Fargo Windmill spoke with James, who said that owning his own…

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Funny story - A bullfight in Tijuana is halted after the bull molests the Matador

A bullfight in Tijuana is halted after the bull molests the Matador

In a 'WHAT THE HELL?' department, a bullfight in Tijuana, Mexico was suddenly halted after the bull physically assaulted the bullfighter. The matador, who is so damn embarrassed, he begged the news media not to reveal his name, was taken to the bu…

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Funny story - Old man thought he was having a stroke watching women's golf

Old man thought he was having a stroke watching women's golf

Old Angus McGuiness was absolutely convinced he was he was having the initial signs of a stroke, but with help from a keen 911 operator, he was found to be OK over the phone. "I called 911 because all the words on the television screen were comple…

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Funny story - PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff after a player's tee shot. "We'll be cracking down hard," stated Bunker Hozelslicer, the new Director of Fans Yelling Out Stupid Stuff. Apparently, the new rules go w…

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Funny story - An infamous Al-Qaeda leader Shaker Ali Poupon attended a Miami Heat - Denver Nuggets game unnoticed

An infamous Al-Qaeda leader Shaker Ali Poupon attended a Miami Heat - Denver Nuggets game unnoticed

The last game of the Miami Heat vs. the Denver Nuggets NBA playoff series was held at Ball Arena in Denver. One of the 19,909 fans in the stands was none other than Al-Qaeda leader Shaker Ali Poupon, who was dressed incognito in a Denver Nuggets b…

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Funny story - Wyoming High Schools With Native American Mascot Names Must Change Them Or Receive a Heavy Fine

Wyoming High Schools With Native American Mascot Names Must Change Them Or Receive a Heavy Fine

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Spoof Sports) - Wyoming's State Senate has passed a new law NAN-90132, which states that every high school in the state that has a Native American mascot name must change it within 60 days. The director of The Wyoming State Ed…

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Funny story - World Wrestling champion Chief Buffalo Belly says he wants Trump in the ring just for 2 minutes

World Wrestling champion Chief Buffalo Belly says he wants Trump in the ring just for 2 minutes

The International Inquirer has just announced that the greatest wrestler in the world, Chief Buffalo Belly, hates the Trumptwat so much that he will pay him $3,000 or else give him gift certificates for 500 Big Macs if he'll agree to get with him in…

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Funny story - King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros. The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who la…

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Funny story - The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China

The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China

(Sports News) - In a surprising turn of events, the UConn Huskies, fresh off their March Madness 2023 triumph, have announced their upcoming tour in China to support a cause close to their hearts: The Chinese Home For Retired Rickshaw Drivers. The…

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Funny story - The Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments

The Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that Sacajawea State University's Buffalo Hunters will not be participating in March Madness 2024. SBG senior writer Zorro La Bamba spoke with a high-ranking member of The March Madne…

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Funny story - The book by Michael Jordan, who is the greatest NBA basketball player of all time, has just gone to #1

The book by Michael Jordan, who is the greatest NBA basketball player of all time, has just gone to #1

(SPORTS NEWS) - The greatest player to ever dribble an NBA basketball, Michael Jordan, who has six world championship rings, is proud of his newly released book titled, "Hey Fella, Look Up At The Scoreboard." The book was written by Jordan along w…

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Funny story - March Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married

March Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married

LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Sports) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette Newspaper has broken the story that two March Madness cheerleaders are in fact married to each other. The two 'rah rah girls' have been cheering for Swamp State College in Louisiana for t…

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Funny story - The Philadelphia Eagles May Sign Ex-Dallas Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott

The Philadelphia Eagles May Sign Ex-Dallas Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott

PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni has expressed an interest in signing former Cowboys running back Ezekiel "Feed Me" Elliott. Sirianni says that he thinks Dallas owner Jerry "The Relic" Jones overlooked the fact that…

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Funny story - Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2024 for $1.9 billion

Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2024 for $1.9 billion

Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just purchased the rights to March Madness 2024. De Gallo stated that the price for the rights was $2.7 billion. NBC…

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Funny story - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones dazzles in epic dance-off with Cowboys cheerleaders

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones dazzles in epic dance-off with Cowboys cheerleaders

The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, 80, allegedly engaged in an epic dance-off with two of his team cheerleaders. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole, the two brave dancers who dared…

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Funny story - Golfing's Holly Sonders is dating baseball's Albert Pujols

Golfing's Holly Sonders is dating baseball's Albert Pujols

Golfing's latest and hottest sensation, Holly Sonders, has found love on the green with none other than Major League Baseball's greatest designated hero, the recently divorced Jose Albert Pujols of the Los Angeles Dodgers. After winning the Rancho…

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Funny story - Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees

Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees

Word on the streets of the Bronx is that Salvatore Goombalini, head of the biggest crime family in the nation, has expressed a desire to purchase the New York Yankees baseball team. According to Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti Sal has enjoyed watchi…

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