Funny story - The New York Yankees Are Replacing Their Popular Pinstriped Uniforms With Plain Uniforms

The New York Yankees Are Replacing Their Popular Pinstriped Uniforms With Plain Uniforms

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The New York Yankees are the only team in Major League Baseball that wear the very distinctive pinstriped uniforms. The uniforms were first introduced in 1912, when the wife of one of their most popular New York Y…

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Funny story - Colin Kaepernick Tells ESPN-5 That He's Back - And Trump Is Still Gone!

Colin Kaepernick Tells ESPN-5 That He's Back - And Trump Is Still Gone!

DETROIT - (Sports Satire) - Colin Kaepernick flew into MoTown to meet with Detroit Lions owner Shelia Firestone Ford Hamp, who signed the former San Francisco 49ers great quarterback to a very lucrative contract. Ms. Ford Hamp, asked Colin how his…

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Funny story - A Female Wrestler Wants To Wrestle Trump - If He Wins She'll Pay Him $1 Million - If She Wins He'll Leave The US For Good

A Female Wrestler Wants To Wrestle Trump - If He Wins She'll Pay Him $1 Million - If She Wins He'll Leave The US For Good

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - World Wrestling Federation wrestler Mona Nectarview, who wrestles under the name "The Krazy Krusher," has just made an offer to the Trumptard. Mona, who has been wrestling professionally ever since she was 14-year…

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Funny story - The Detroit Lions Have Just Signed Colin Kaepernick

The Detroit Lions Have Just Signed Colin Kaepernick

DETROIT - (Sports Satire) - There is lots of joy in Mudville today; ah wrong sport, let's make that Motown. The Detroit Lions die-hard fans are thrilled after team owner Shelia Firestone Ford Hamp, agrees to sign former San Francisco 49ers quarter…

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Funny story - Sarah Ferguson's Thoroughbred Race Horse "Nude Duchess" To Run In The Kentucky Derby

Sarah Ferguson's Thoroughbred Race Horse "Nude Duchess" To Run In The Kentucky Derby

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The most famous duchess in the United States, the Duchess of York, has just entered her race horse "Nude Duchess" in the Kentucky Derby. Sarah Ferguson, who is Queen Elizabeth's daughter-in-law, purchased the geld…

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Funny story - The Reason Why The Golden State Warriors and The Denver Nuggets Got Into a Knock-Down Drag-Out Brawl

The Reason Why The Golden State Warriors and The Denver Nuggets Got Into a Knock-Down Drag-Out Brawl

OAKLAND, California - (Sports Satire) - Chase Center, the home of the Golden State Warriors, was the scene of an out-of-control brawl that lasted for seven minutes and four seconds. The brouhaha began when arena employees reported that there would…

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Funny story - It Is Now Official - The PGA Masters Tournament Will Not Be Leaving Augusta, Georgia Afterall

It Is Now Official - The PGA Masters Tournament Will Not Be Leaving Augusta, Georgia Afterall

AUGUSTA, Georgia - (Sports Satire) - Well after a year of golf fans worrying about the fact that the famed PGA Masters would be leaving Augusta, it is now official that the world-famous golf tournament will be staying put. A PGA spokesperson, Melo…

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Funny story - Aaron Rodgers Loves How Danica Patrick Can Quickly Transform Herself Into a Human Coffee Table

Aaron Rodgers Loves How Danica Patrick Can Quickly Transform Herself Into a Human Coffee Table

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Aaron Rodgers recently told Carolina Chipotle, with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he is one of the luckiest guys in the entire world. "The Allstate Kid" and super star quarterback for the Green Bay Packers told…

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Funny story - Bob Baffert's Transgendered Race Horse Is The Odds-On Favorite To Win The Kentucky Derby

Bob Baffert's Transgendered Race Horse Is The Odds-On Favorite To Win The Kentucky Derby

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The 148th running of the "Run For The Roses" as the Kentucky Derby is called will have a field of 24 horses, by far the most thoroughbreds to race at Churchill Downs. Two of the horses are from China, one i…

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Funny story - The Sexy LPGA Golfer Paige Spiranac Turns Down $4 Million To Pose Totally Naked In a European Men's Magazine

The Sexy LPGA Golfer Paige Spiranac Turns Down $4 Million To Pose Totally Naked In a European Men's Magazine

PARIS, France - (Sports Satire) - One of the most beautiful female atletes in the history of female athletes, has just turned down a very, very lucrative offer to pose in her birthday suit for a leading men's adult magazine. Paige Spiranac was off…

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Funny story - The Kentucky Derby Federation Has Ruled That North Korean Thoroughbred "Rice Patty" Is Ineligible

The Kentucky Derby Federation Has Ruled That North Korean Thoroughbred "Rice Patty" Is Ineligible

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - In a ruling that has shocked North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, his thoroghbred race horse named "Rice Patty" will not be allowed to run in the 148th running of the Kentucky Derby. The Kimster was informed of…

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Funny story - The Tijuana Toros Are The Champions of The Mexican Basketball Association (MBA)

The Tijuana Toros Are The Champions of The Mexican Basketball Association (MBA)

MEXICO CITY - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (Mexico) has just stated that the new champions of the Mexican Basketball Association (MBA) are the Tijuana Toros. The Toros are coached by former NBA legend Woody "The Telephone Pole" Washing…

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Funny story - The Houston Rockets Fizzled At The Launch Pad!

The Houston Rockets Fizzled At The Launch Pad!

HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The worst team in the entire National Basketball Association was the team that had a very powerful name. The Houston Rockets looked more like a bottle rocket than a space rocket as they ended their season with a paltry…

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Funny story - Aaron Rodgers Reveals That He Came Very, Very Close To Becoming a Dallas Cowboy

Aaron Rodgers Reveals That He Came Very, Very Close To Becoming a Dallas Cowboy

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Sports writer Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine recently spoke with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers at the Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in downtown Green Bay. Brisket asked him about…

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Funny story - The Oakland A's Draw Only 913 Fans For Their Home Opener

The Oakland A's Draw Only 913 Fans For Their Home Opener

OAKLAND, California - (Sports Satire) - The Major League Baseball team with the very ususual name, the A's, is struggling to attract fans to their games. The businessman who owns the Athletics, John J. Fisher has been trying to get the city of Oak…

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Funny story - One of The Most Beautiful Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reveals That She’s Actually a He

One of The Most Beautiful Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reveals That She’s Actually a He

DALLAS – (Satire News) – In a revelation that has stunned the NFL world, a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader has just announced that she is in fact a transgender. The Sports Bet Gazette’s senior writer Zorro La Bamba broke the story about Staci Dinndabac…

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Funny story - The LPGA's Transgender Golfer Is Now The Spokeswoman For Joan-of-Arc Glow-in-The-Dark Pantiliners

The LPGA's Transgender Golfer Is Now The Spokeswoman For Joan-of-Arc Glow-in-The-Dark Pantiliners

OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - LPGA golfer Margie Muskatelli, has quickly become one of the world's most famous transgendered athletes. Musky, as sports reporters have pegged her, says that she is excited to have been chosen to be the new spoke…

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Funny story - The Transgender Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Has Just Become a Multi-Millionaire!

The Transgender Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Has Just Become a Multi-Millionaire!

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The happiest pro sports cheerleader in history is Staci Dinndabaca. The 26-year-old 'rah-rah' girl has just received a ton of money from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that Jones decided…

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Funny story - How The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Were Able To Lure Tom Brady Out of Retirement

How The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Were Able To Lure Tom Brady Out of Retirement

TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Many individuals in the world of sports are wondering just exactly how the hell the Tampa Bay Bucs were able to get Tom Brady to come out of retirement. Sports Bet Gazette senior reporter Zorro La Bamba, actually spok…

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Funny story - Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions Will Put On The Will Smith Vs. Chris Rock Celebrity Boxing Match

Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions Will Put On The Will Smith Vs. Chris Rock Celebrity Boxing Match

LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The biggest boxing match in the history of the pugilistic sport has been set to take place in Las Vegas on September 10. Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions has signed Will Smith and Chris Rock to fight in a scheduled 10-…

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