The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March
The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the college basketball tournament from March to May. The committee stated that the weather would be better for the players, the fans, the cheerleaders, and the be…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount want to buy The Los Angeles Lakers
One of America's most popular celebrity couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount, have just shocked the world with their audacious plan to acquire the Los Angeles Lakers, according to an exclusive revelation by Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba.
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The NCAA March Madness Committee says Paul Bunyan Condoms will be the 2024 official sponsor
Sportsapalooza News reporter Pia Confetti has just broken the story that the 2024 NCAA March Madness Tournament has just signed a contract with the nation's number one prophylactic company, Paul Bunyan Condoms. In the world of birth control the Lo…
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The great Michael Jordan tells Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones he wants to buy his team
The word on the streets of Chicago, the hometown of for Bulls superstar Michael Jordan, is that the greatest basketball player of all time wants to purchase, the Dallas Cowboys. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that Jordan told him th…
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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones dazzles in epic dance-off with Cowboys cheerleaders
The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, 80, allegedly engaged in an epic dance-off with two of his team cheerleaders. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole, the two brave dancers who dared…
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The Major League Baseball leading Miami Marlins hit 9 home runs to defeat the Boston Red Sox 13-2
Sportsapalooza sports writer Pia Confetti had a front-row seat at the Miami Marlins vs. Boston Red Sox game, witnessing a remarkable display of power and precision. Miss Confetti, a longtime acquaintance of Marlins' majority owner Bruce "Shermy" S…
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The NCAA's March Madness was the most watched TV series show in China
The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China
When two nerds go to war, moms get mad and cheerleaders laugh
The very interesting reason why Oregon State will not be participating in the 2024 NCAA March Madness Tournament
The best little leaguer in the entire nation has signed a promissory contract with the New York Yankees
World Wrestling champion Chief Buffalo Belly says he wants Trump in the ring just for 2 minutes
Steamy texts from hot, sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
March Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married
Drones will be released at the next Olympic games
King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he is very close to signing legendary quarterback Tom Brady
Major League Baseball's cellar dwellers, the Kansas City A's, are for sale
Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle to star in the wrestling motion picture, "The Lovely Puerto Rican Wrestling Babes"
The Sports Bet Gazette has just reported that Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle will be starring in a wrestling movie. The two Puerto Rican babes will be starring in the Tri Moon Film production titled, "The Lovely Puerto Rican Wrestling Babe…
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Dodgers host Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence on baseball night
Yes! Thousands of delusional Catholic protesters have marched to the Dodger stadium's front gates in a show of force against theatrical actors dressed as nuns. "Can you spare your wonderful balls dear Sir? I need them desperately to play some base…
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An infamous Al-Qaeda leader Shaker Ali Poupon attended a Miami Heat - Denver Nuggets game unnoticed
The last game of the Miami Heat vs. the Denver Nuggets NBA playoff series was held at Ball Arena in Denver. One of the 19,909 fans in the stands was none other than Al-Qaeda leader Shaker Ali Poupon, who was dressed incognito in a Denver Nuggets b…
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Woke Dodgers bring back switch-hitting sisters: Aren't Tommy Lasorda's Dodgers
In a move that may backfire like the Bud-Light commercial, the Woke Dodgers re-invited the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to their Gay Pride celebration on June 16. After initially sending them down to the minors for rehab, the Dodgers responded…
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A 101-year-old Texas oil billionaire marries an extremely gorgeous 22-year-old Dallas Cowboys cheerleader
Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the story that one of the richest oilmen in Texas, Byron Bentley Brookstocker, 101, has married one of the most beautiful cheerleaders to ever cheer for the Dallas Cowboys. The May-December pair were marri…
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Golfing's Holly Sonders is dating baseball's Albert Pujols
Golfing's latest and hottest sensation, Holly Sonders, has found love on the green with none other than Major League Baseball's greatest designated hero, the recently divorced Jose Albert Pujols of the Los Angeles Dodgers. After winning the Rancho…
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France announces new olympic sport: Limbo contest!
President Macron announced that his favorite sport will be in the 2024 Games! And that he 'bent over backwards' to get it included at the last minute. Macron and a small army of Caribbean hotel performers marched with signs all the way from Paris…
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A gorgeous Ohio State cheerleader has the prettiest beaver in Ohio
Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just learned that an Ohio State Buckeyes cheerleader has been declared the winner of the "Most Extraordinary Beaver" at the annual Beavercreek Grand Beaver Gala. Beautiful brainbox Alexis Bluffberry, 21, who…
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Spanish bullfighter El Gazpacho and girlfriend Kim Kardashian purchase the "Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring" in Tijuana, Mexico
The world's top matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, have become the proud owners of Tijuana, Mexico's Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring. The bullring has witnessed the fearless feats of some of the world's g…
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Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2024 for $1.9 billion
Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just purchased the rights to March Madness 2024. De Gallo stated that the price for the rights was $2.7 billion. NBC…
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It's official Tom Brady and Jeanie Buss the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers are dating
In a world where sports and romance collide, retired quarterback Tom Brady and Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss have set the tabloids ablaze with their unconventional courtship. Witnesses were left slack-jawed and nacho-cheese-smeared as the d…
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An L.A. Galaxy forward signs with the Manchester United Red Devils
In a jaw-dropping move, Los Angeles Galaxy's rising star, Gino Vivi Quesada, has left fans opened mouthed as he secures a contract with none other than the illustrious Manchester United football team in the UK. Fifi Tripoli, the astute reporter fr…
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March Madness: Player and Cheerleader Caught Canoodling In a Walmart Parking Lot
ALBANY, New York - (Spoof Sports) - The Lighthouse Press News has just broken the story that had been swept under the rug, that a basketball player and a cheerleader, who both attend John Deere College in Nebraska were caught canoodling in the back s…
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Major League Baseball will now issue fines to players who spit their chewing tobacco on the dugout floor
The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred is sick and tired of having to pay millions of dollars to remove nasty, vulgar, sickening tobacco juice stains from the floors of MLB dugouts. Manfred has issued a pro…
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It's official Tom Brady and Jeanie Buss the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers are dating
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Golfing's Holly Sonders is dating baseball's Albert Pujols
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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he is very close to signing legendary quarterback Tom Brady
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The very interesting reason why Oregon State will not be participating in the 2024 NCAA March Madness Tournament
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A bullfight in Tijuana is halted after the bull molests the Matador
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The L.A. Galaxy have just signed a 14-year-old soccer sensation
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Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees
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An infamous Al-Qaeda leader Shaker Ali Poupon attended a Miami Heat - Denver Nuggets game unnoticed
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Drones will be released at the next Olympic games
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An L.A. Galaxy forward signs with the Manchester United Red Devils
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Woke Dodgers bring back switch-hitting sisters: Aren't Tommy Lasorda's Dodgers
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The Major League Baseball leading Miami Marlins hit 9 home runs to defeat the Boston Red Sox 13-2
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France announces new olympic sport: Limbo contest!
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Dodgers host Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence on baseball night
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World Wrestling champion Chief Buffalo Belly says he wants Trump in the ring just for 2 minutes
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King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team
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