Oklahoma Completely Fine with Losing in March Madness
Oklahoma was not at all upset after losing 83-78 to Rhode Island in the first round of the NCAA March Madness tournament. “Honestly, we’re all completely fine with losing,” said coach Lon Kruger. “We didn’t really work that hard this year and the...Read full story
Who is, or was, the greatest martial artist in history?
I only got to the rank of 2nd degree black belt in Chinese & American Kenpo, so I am certainly no expert. I earned all my higher belts at American Karate Studios in Northeastern Ohio, and was a competitor on the PKC circuit for over a decade an...Read full story
Tony Carr and Shep Garner are Nittany Lions gone nuclear!
Tony Carr scored 21 points, Shep Garner added 18 while breaking a school record for career 3-pointers and Penn State routed Mississippi State 75-60 in the National Invitational Tournament semifinals Tuesday night. The fourth-seeded Nittany Lions (...Read full story
Super Bowl Sunday May Now Be Called "Rat Meat Sunday"
Super Bowl LIII will be played in Atlanta, Ga., at Mercedes-Benz Stadium. It's a brand-new stadium, which means it should be a good one. Let's hope so, anyhow. Meantime: Let's go out to the ball game, let's go out with the crowd. Buy me some p...Read full story
Player Charged with Illegally Using The Force
A football player claims the opposing quarterback illegally used The Force to alter the outcome of last night’s game. “There’s no question in my mind that The Force made us lose,” said James Tebucky, cornerback for the local football team. Tebuc...Read full story
Fans advised not to be within spitting distance of Jamie Carragher
Ex Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher has apologised after sensationally spitting at a fourteen year old girl and her dad on the motorway. The Sky TV pundit had been driving back from the Manchester United V Liverpool clash and was clearly a little ann...Read full story
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Alan Pardew Ponders
Innovative football manager Alan Pardew has managed the impossible! He’s made fans of a club that used to have Tony Pulis in charge hate him more than they do Pulis. Which is a fantastic achievement as Pulis is the most fundamentally unlikable man in...Read full story
Spitting llama escapes from Liverpool zoo and is arrested in Manchester!
An ex-Liverpudlian llama saw red on Saturday after breaking out of his cage in Liverpool Zoo along the Anfield Road. He was seen running towards a forbidden zone for Liverpudlian spitting llamas called Old Trafford, Manchester, where many strange ani...Read full story
Mourinho Bites Back
Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, has launched into a astonishing defence of his time at United. Predictably blaming anything and everything but himself for a string of mediocre performances throughout the season. He said: Against Sevil...Read full story
World Cup 2018: War Cup?
As the World Cup 2018 tournament comes closer by the day, is it reasonable to assume that 'football's greatest showcase' might also be Armageddon? The World Cup kicks off on June 14 in Russia, but the recent case of Sergei Skripal, the former spy...Read full story
Australian cricketers drown in own, self-made snot
Suspended Aussie cricketers Steve Lamborghini Smith and David "Sledger' Warner were both rushed to hospital yesterday. having inhaled their own snot. Both suffered major emotional breakdowns at their press conferences on returning to Australia after...Read full story
England-Gibraltar colonial sporting jamboree begins
This week the second largest multi-disciplinary sporting event in the world began in Australia. To many it is just another fixture in the athletics calendar, but it is also a bizarre relic of how the British Empire tries to stay relevant in the moder...Read full story
Spurs' Harry Kane In Hot Water With Girlfriend
Harry Kane, the Tottenham and England footballer, was in hot water with his girlfriend after he swore on his daughter's life that he scored his side's second goal during their 2-1 victory over Stoke City on Saturday. The Premier League goals accre...Read full story
Commonwealth Games Shock as England Tiddlywinks Player Is Sent Home
In a hastily convened press conference at the Commonwealth Gold Coast games today, the Me Too Movement, assisted by Femen activists, told how they had been investigating a catalogue of abuse by English number one tiddlywinker and Balham’s former “art...Read full story