Funny story - Major League Baseball's cellar dwellers, the Kansas City A's, are for sale

Major League Baseball's cellar dwellers, the Kansas City A's, are for sale

Hold on to your baseball caps, sports fans, because we've got breaking news! The Kansas City Athletics have gracefully secured the last spot among the 30 teams in Major League Baseball. Can you believe it? Intrepid reporter, Hercules Confetti (he/…

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Funny story - Major League Baseball will now issue fines to players who spit their chewing tobacco on the dugout floor

Major League Baseball will now issue fines to players who spit their chewing tobacco on the dugout floor

The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred is sick and tired of having to pay millions of dollars to remove nasty, vulgar, sickening tobacco juice stains from the floors of MLB dugouts. Manfred has issued a pro…

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Funny story - A knuckleball pitcher for Swamp State College throws a 4-0 no-hitter against Ohio State

A knuckleball pitcher for Swamp State College throws a 4-0 no-hitter against Ohio State

In a stunning upset, the underdog Swamp State Crocodiles triumphed over the formidable Ohio State Buckeyes baseball team, as reported by Sportsapalooza journalist Pia Confetti. Confetti highlighted the extraordinary performance of 18-year-old fres…

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Funny story - Golfing Sensation Holly Sonders' Loves When It Goes In the Hole, And Out, And Back In Again

Golfing Sensation Holly Sonders' Loves When It Goes In the Hole, And Out, And Back In Again

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The LPGA is buzzing with news of Holly Sonders, the latest sensation in women's golf. Leslie Putterword, a senior writer for Golf Guide Illustrated Magazine, has dubbed Sonders as one of the hottest and sexiest gol…

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Funny story - The Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments

The Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that Sacajawea State University's Buffalo Hunters will not be participating in March Madness 2024. SBG senior writer Zorro La Bamba spoke with a high-ranking member of The March Madne…

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Funny story - Wyoming High Schools With Native American Mascot Names Must Change Them Or Receive a Heavy Fine

Wyoming High Schools With Native American Mascot Names Must Change Them Or Receive a Heavy Fine

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Spoof Sports) - Wyoming's State Senate has passed a new law NAN-90132, which states that every high school in the state that has a Native American mascot name must change it within 60 days. The director of The Wyoming State Ed…

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Funny story - Not a single male should be elected, really, politics isn't their sport

Not a single male should be elected, really, politics isn't their sport

WASHINGTON (NW) — Transgender athletes whose biological gonads assigned at birth are male would be barred from competing on girls' or women's sports teams at federally supported schools and colleges under legislation pushed through Thursday. It's a s…

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Funny story - March Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married

March Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married

LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Sports) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette Newspaper has broken the story that two March Madness cheerleaders are in fact married to each other. The two 'rah rah girls' have been cheering for Swamp State College in Louisiana for t…

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Funny story - March Madness: One of The Head Coaches Body Slammed One of His Players in The Dressing Room

March Madness: One of The Head Coaches Body Slammed One of His Players in The Dressing Room

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Spoof Sports) - In yet another March Madness behind-the-scenes-scandal, comes word that one of the head coaches, actually became so upset with one of his players holier-than-thou attitude, that he picked him up, and body slamm…

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Funny story - March Madness: Player and Cheerleader Caught Canoodling In a Walmart Parking Lot

March Madness: Player and Cheerleader Caught Canoodling In a Walmart Parking Lot

ALBANY, New York - (Spoof Sports) - The Lighthouse Press News has just broken the story that had been swept under the rug, that a basketball player and a cheerleader, who both attend John Deere College in Nebraska were caught canoodling in the back s…

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Funny story - A gorgeous Ohio State cheerleader has the prettiest beaver in Ohio

A gorgeous Ohio State cheerleader has the prettiest beaver in Ohio

Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just learned that an Ohio State Buckeyes cheerleader has been declared the winner of the "Most Extraordinary Beaver" at the annual Beavercreek Grand Beaver Gala. Beautiful brainbox Alexis Bluffberry, 21, who…

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Funny story - The Philadelphia Eagles May Sign Ex-Dallas Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott

The Philadelphia Eagles May Sign Ex-Dallas Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott

PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni has expressed an interest in signing former Cowboys running back Ezekiel "Feed Me" Elliott. Sirianni says that he thinks Dallas owner Jerry "The Relic" Jones overlooked the fact that…

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Funny story - Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles

Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles

PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and the winner of the favorite fast food of the Philadelphia Eagles was fried chicken. The poll was conducted by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency and they found that the defens…

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Funny story - Behind The March Madness Tournament: Two of The Tournament Teams Got Into a Knock Down, Drag Out Fight Before Their Game

Behind The March Madness Tournament: Two of The Tournament Teams Got Into a Knock Down, Drag Out Fight Before Their Game

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette reports that two of the starting players for Swamp State College got into a knock-down, drag-out fight with two players for Massachusetts State University prior to their game.

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Funny story - The Wide Wide Wide Wide World of Sports (that’s 4 Times the Sports!)

The Wide Wide Wide Wide World of Sports (that’s 4 Times the Sports!)

The Wide Wide World of Sports is getting an upset again. Not since that sports figure you all know and love did that thing that pissed people off has there been so much outrage at … sports! That past time which can make or break an entire nation.

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Funny story - Pro Golfer Will Dress Exactly Like A UPS Delivery Person

Pro Golfer Will Dress Exactly Like A UPS Delivery Person

Florida - (Sporting Spoof) New Saudi-backed LIV pro golf league will be getting a big brown package delivered, in the form of a pro golfer that looks exactly like a UPS delivery person. UPS sponsored golf pro, Louis Oosthuizen, has agreed to wear…

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Funny story - A 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer From Louisiana Hits a 300-Foot Homerun

A 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer From Louisiana Hits a 300-Foot Homerun

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Sports Buzz writer Jenny Jo Viper has just revealed that a 12-year-old little leaguer from Shreveport has hit a 300-foot homerun to lead his Astros little league team to a 13-4 victory against the Yankees litt…

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Funny story - The Sizzlingly Sexy Holly Sonders Is Turning Heads On The Golf Course

The Sizzlingly Sexy Holly Sonders Is Turning Heads On The Golf Course

AUGUSTA, Georgia - (Sports Spoof) - The latest edition of Golf Guide Illustrated Magazine features the sensational golfer Holly Sonders. The stunning golfer is causing a stir in the world of the little bitty dimpled ball. The 36-year-old beauty…

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Funny story - The High School Pitcher That Throws The Ball 107 MPH Has Been Signed By The Houston Astros

The High School Pitcher That Throws The Ball 107 MPH Has Been Signed By The Houston Astros

HOUSTON - (Sports Spoof) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti says that a phenomenal 16-year-old freshman pitcher from Texas has just been signed by the world champion Houston Astros. Elroy "The Laser" Farragut, who pitches for The Sandy Koufax Hi…

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Funny story - Tom Brady And Reese Witherspoon Deny The Dating Rumors But...

Tom Brady And Reese Witherspoon Deny The Dating Rumors But...

TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Spoof) - Reports out of Tampa Bay are that the recently retired NFL QB Tom "Terrific" Brady has dumped his extremely sexy Buccaneers girlfriend, and is now dating actress Reese Witherspoon, who has appeared in such movies…

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