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Arsenal Faces TV and Radio Blackout as Commentators Threaten Boycott

Funny story: Arsenal Faces TV and Radio Blackout as Commentators Threaten Boycott

"We've had enough of this bollocks" so said national treasure and football hero, John "Motty" Motson in his capacity as the newly anointed chair of campaign group Football UK Commentators (FUKC). Motty came out fighting today as Arsenal FC announced...

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Royal Ascot to become new UK cage-fighting center!

Funny story: Royal Ascot to become new UK cage-fighting center!

Royal Ascot, home of equestrian royalty, the final bastion of expensive designer female hats, Saville Row suits, royal processions, mega buckets of expensive champers, Rolls Royces, and High Society in general, has finally succumbed to the modern wa...

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Cup Final Review

Despite spending the GDP of a medium sized country Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, has ended the season as empty handed as the homeless people who were forced out of Windsor for the Royal wedding. The final itself was an affair completely d...

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The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Call Up

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Call Up

I know...I know what you’re thinking. How is it that after two years in the wilderness Gormless Gareth has seen the light and called me back into the squad? I’ll tell you how. Even GG knows class when he sees it and it’s when the going gets tough...

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End Of Season Review

After a weekend of sporting drama both at home and on the continent, it is with great pleasure that Back and to the Left news can announce that Doncaster Captain, James Coppinger, has signed a new one year deal with the club. The new contract, wi...

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Real Madrid Sign Karius From Liverpool

Funny story: Real Madrid Sign Karius From Liverpool

European champions Real Madrid celebrated last night after overcoming a resilient Liverpool side in the Champions League final in Kiev, then announced they have signed the Anfield club's German goalkeeper, Loris Karius. Madrid won the game 3-1 - t...

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Iran Are 'The Team To Watch'

Funny story: Iran Are 'The Team To Watch'

The long-awaited FIFA World Cup 2018 is under way in Russia, and, in a shock development nobody would have predicted, Iran have emerged as dark horses to win the Jules Rimet Trophy. Pitched headlong into the Group of Death along with Spain, Portug...

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Robbie Williams Pisses Russians Off

Funny story: Robbie Williams Pisses Russians Off

The event for which the world has been waiting four years, kicked-off yesterday with former Take That heart-throb Robbie Williams taking centre stage. Williams 44, sang to a crowd of more than 78,000 screaming fans at the Luzhniki Stadium in Mosco...

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