Funny story: Harry Maguire performs famous Dragonball move during training, injuring three teammates

Harry Maguire performs famous Dragonball move during training, injuring three teammates

Yesterday during a training session at Old Trafford, star Man Utd defender performed the famous 'Kamehameha' in a mock attempt to stop Daniel James' shot. Unbeknownst to tbe defender, a real beam of light actually shot out and hit three other play...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Female Fans Plan To Sling Their Knickers Onto Old Trafford Pitch

Harry Maguire Female Fans Plan To Sling Their Knickers Onto Old Trafford Pitch

Manchester United's Harry Maguire has caused a panic after announcing that he would play Saturday's match against his former club, Leicester City, at Old Trafford, wearing with no underpants. His words prompted members of his female fanclub to res...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Join Maharishi Mahesh Yogi To Save World From Monkey Woods

Harry Maguire To Join Maharishi Mahesh Yogi To Save World From Monkey Woods

BILLINGSGATE POST: Intrigued by the techniques of Transcendental Meditation, Harry Maguire visited the Maharishi’s training camp in Rishikesh, India during a break in competition after Manchester United was ignominiously tied 1-1 by second tier Sout...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Sustains Wrist Injury

Harry Maguire Sustains Wrist Injury

Just when England needed him to stay fit, Manchester United centre-half, Harry Maguire, has reported he has sprained his wrist 'at home'. He didn't elaborate any further. Maguire, 26, has hardly been out of the news since his £80million summer...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To 'Go Commando' Against Leicester On Saturday

Harry Maguire To 'Go Commando' Against Leicester On Saturday

Manchester United's £80million pin-up boy defender, Harry Maguire, is ready to set the Premier League alight, after vowing last night that he will 'go commando' for Saturday's match against his former club, Leicester City at Old Trafford. Women ev...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Have Beans On Toast For Tea On Wednesday Night

Harry Maguire To Have Beans On Toast For Tea On Wednesday Night

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender that people just can't stop talking about, is scheduled to have beans on toast for his tea on Wednesday evening, if the word of his girlfriend, Fern Hawkins, is anything to go by. Maguire, 26,...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Implicated In Huge Betting Scandal

Harry Maguire Implicated In Huge Betting Scandal

Police are looking into a huge betting scandal in the wake of the England football team's 5-3 victory over Kosovo in Southampton last night, with central defender Harry Maguire being the focus of their investigation. Maguire, it was, who dithered...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Bat At Number 11, If Needed

Harry Maguire To Bat At Number 11, If Needed

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who cost the Red Devils £80million when he made a summer switch from Leicester City, has said he will switch sports completely this afternoon, and bat as last man for the England cricket team, in...

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Funny story: Bill Belichick Leaving Patriots To Join Green Leaf Cannabis, Ltd.

Bill Belichick Leaving Patriots To Join Green Leaf Cannabis, Ltd.

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Belichick, head coach for the New England Patriots, announced today that he is leaving the Patriots, effective immediately, to join Green Leaf Cannabis, Ltd. Belichick, whose resume includes six Super Bowl victories with t...

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Funny story: 'Fake' Ashes to be replayed

'Fake' Ashes to be replayed

Just a year after the ball-tampering scandal in South Africa which rocked Australian cricket, the villain and cheat of that game, Steve Smith, has now been caught trying to dupe all and sundry in the Ashes series in England. His magnificent innings w...

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Funny story: Marouane Fellaini sues Axel Witsel for copying afro haircut

Marouane Fellaini sues Axel Witsel for copying afro haircut

Yesterday, former Manchester United player Marouane Fellaini successfully sued Dortmund midfielder Axel Witsel for copying his renowned Afro haircut. When interviewed, Fellaini said, "I feel that Axel's haircut has personally attacked me. To me,...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Says England Are Going To Kick The Shit Out Of Kosovo

Harry Maguire Says England Are Going To Kick The Shit Out Of Kosovo

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, says that England will make 'short shrift' of their opponents, Kosovo, tonight in the Euro 2020 match, and will, as likely as not, kick the shit out of them. Maguire, 26, was being...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Take All Manchester United Penalties From Now On

Harry Maguire To Take All Manchester United Penalties From Now On

Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer revealed last night that, after Marcus Rashford's penalty blunder against Crystal Palace yesterday, and Paul Pogba's earlier miss against Wolves, that £80million newboy Harry Maguire will take all the Reds...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Signing Was "The Last Straw", Says Alexis Sanchez

Harry Maguire Signing Was "The Last Straw", Says Alexis Sanchez

Alexis Sanchez, the Manchester United striker, who has signed a season-long loan deal with Italian giants, Inter Milan, has said his decision to leave Old Trafford was finally taken when manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer bought Harry Maguire for £80millio...

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Funny story: Sadio Mané Can't Stand Mo Salah Anymore

Sadio Mané Can't Stand Mo Salah Anymore

There's trouble brewing in the Anfield dressing room tonight, after Liverpool's Sadio Mané told striking partner, Mo Salah, that he is so angry with the Egyptian, that he no longer regards him as a friend, and doesn't want to talk to him anymore.

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Funny story: Your Latest Mighty Superstar Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

Your Latest Mighty Superstar Wrestling Pay-Per-View Results

From the persnickety colossus that is the town of Grimsby, Ontario, (population 27,314 humanoids), just 427 kilometres northeast of Toledo, Ohio, it's the Mighty Superstar Wrestling Federation pay-per-view! Also known as the 37th most anticipated pa...

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Funny story: Manchester United Give Harry Maguire Captain's Armband

Manchester United Give Harry Maguire Captain's Armband

Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy of English football, signed by Manchester United for £80million from Leicester City on Monday, is to be given the Old Trafford captain's armband as a gesture of just how valuable an asset the cl...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire England Captain For Bulgaria Game

Harry Maguire England Captain For Bulgaria Game

Harry Maguire has been named as England captain for the European Championship qualifier against Bulgaria at Wembley on Saturday (17:00 BST). Maguire, 26, will lead the national team out for the first time, as they bid to continue their great start...

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Funny story: Tom Brady to Retire!

Tom Brady to Retire!

Boston, Mass. In a stunning announcement the New England Patriots revealed that famed and long-time Patriots quarterback Tom Brady will retire minutes before the kickoff at the season opening game with the Pittsburgh Steelers here Sunday night. Fo...

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Funny story: Manuel Neuer joins Bayern attacking line

Manuel Neuer joins Bayern attacking line

Yesterday, Neuer announced that he would be joining the Bayern attacking line, with 2nd keeper Christian Früchtl becoming the first-team keeper. Sven Ulreich has left Bayern for 1 year to join Pewidiepie in his latest Minecraft Movie. He will be acti...

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