Funny story - Coronavirus Olympics begin in Tokyo

Coronavirus Olympics begin in Tokyo

Tomorrow the Tokyo Olympics begin, but it's not all robot toilets and overt nationalism. The competition will be run under strict coronavirus restrictions, with no crowds and major changes to the participating sports. All athletes must social dist…

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Funny story - The Milwaukee Bucks Led by Giannis Antetokounmpo Are The NBA Champs!

The Milwaukee Bucks Led by Giannis Antetokounmpo Are The NBA Champs!

MILWAUKEE – (Sports Satire) – Well it took them 50 years, but the Bucks are once again the basketball champions of the world. And the people at the Wheaties Cereal Company are working 24/7 putting out those cereal boxes with the likeness of the Fi…

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Funny story - The World Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers Visit The White House and Tom Brady Calls Donald Trump That Maga Cap-Wearing, Lying Dufus

The World Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers Visit The White House and Tom Brady Calls Donald Trump That Maga Cap-Wearing, Lying Dufus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – The Super Bowl Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers accepted President Trump’s invitation to visit the White House. The president, the first lady, and the vice-president all gave the Bucs players the VIP tour of the W…

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Funny story - The Houston Astros Have Just Hired The Sexiest, Most Beautiful Director of Security in All of Sports

The Houston Astros Have Just Hired The Sexiest, Most Beautiful Director of Security in All of Sports

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – After gunfire erupted at a Washington Nationals – San Diego Padres game, many Major League Baseball teams are stepping up their security measures. The Houston Astros have just hired former Navy Seal Tiffany Vagaselli to…

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Funny story - Major League Baseball Says They Will Not Tolerate Gunfire At Games

Major League Baseball Says They Will Not Tolerate Gunfire At Games

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – After gunfire broke out at a Washington Nationals – San Diego Padres game causing a mini-stampede, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, says that the culprit has been caught. The shooter, whose name was not released, all…

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Funny story - Donald “The Amazing Golfer” Played 18 Holes and He Said He Shot a 62

Donald “The Amazing Golfer” Played 18 Holes and He Said He Shot a 62

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Donald Trump recently told one of his girlfriends that he has never enjoyed playing golf more than now that he doesn’t have the added stress of having to run the country. Maria (Bartiromo) commented that she ha…

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Funny story - PETA Demands That Mexico Immediately Stop It’s Bullfights, Cockfights, and Burrofights

PETA Demands That Mexico Immediately Stop It’s Bullfights, Cockfights, and Burrofights

CHICAGO – (Sports News) – PETA has tried for years to stop the famous Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain – to no avail. They have tried to stop kangaroo fights in Australia – to no avail. And they’ve tried – unsuccessfully to stop turtle b…

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Funny story - Golfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal

Golfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The world of women's golf is extremely excited as one of it’s former members has returned and caught the attention of the viewing public. Paige Spiranac, the 28-year-old Colorado sexpot, is back and she is play…

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Funny story - Iceland’s Lone Olympic Athlete Suddenly Leaves Tokyo

Iceland’s Lone Olympic Athlete Suddenly Leaves Tokyo

TOKYO – (Olympic Satire) – The Summer Olympic Committee is sad to report that Iceland’s lone entry in the Summer Olympics has left Japan and returned to his home in Kopavogur, Iceland. Gunnar F. Boltholt, a javelin thrower, told a security guard t…

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Funny story - The Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name

The Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, there is no more troubled owner in the world of sports, than Daniel Marc Synder, owner of the Washington Football Team, formerly known as The Washington Redskins. Snyder has…

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Funny story - Haiti’s Olympic Team Has Been Banned From Going To Tokyo

Haiti’s Olympic Team Has Been Banned From Going To Tokyo

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – (Olympic Satire) – A spokeswoman for the Haitian Olympic team has just issued a news release, stating that the country’s Olympic athletes will not be allowed to participate in the Summer Olympics in Tokyo. Cynthia Vega-Omeg…

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Funny story - Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy Manchester United

Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy Manchester United

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The largest company in the entire world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., has just made an offer to purchase England’s most popular football team (soccer in the US), the Manchester United Red Devils. Jeff Bezos said that althoug…

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Funny story - North Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team

North Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team

TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – In an exhibition game that was played before 2,000 cardboard cut-out fans, Kim Jong-un’s North Korean team soundly defeated Russian President Vlady Putin’s Russian team 117-61. The little guys from North Korean, who are t…

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Funny story - The Boston Red Sox Have Finally Settled With The Streaker Who Was Beaten, Tased, and Pepper Sprayed

The Boston Red Sox Have Finally Settled With The Streaker Who Was Beaten, Tased, and Pepper Sprayed

BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Red Sox organization has informed the public that the lawsuit which was filed by a fan who ran onto the field during the 7th inning stretch of a Red Sox-White Sox game back in 2019, has been settled out of court. Eig…

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Funny story - Thank God that's all over then

Thank God that's all over then

Football and Tennis Balls all over the country are breathing a sigh of relief. Gareth Tomlinson, a football from Kettering said 'The kids have been kicking me around for days, and now the Euro's are over, I can just rest in the shed'. Tennis Ba…

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Funny story - A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

TOKYO – (Olympics Satire) – There is extreme disappointment, despair, and friggin' sadness in the dormitory building where the Swiss Olympic team is housed. Reports state that Switzerland’s top weight lifter, Leon Titbrunnen, was given a random dr…

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Funny story - Bob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row

Bob Baffert’s New Horse “Global Warming” Has Just Won His 7th Race In a Row

SANTA ANITA, California – (Sports Satire) – The greatest thoroughbred trainer in the history of horse racing may have gotten banned from entering a horse in the Kentucky Derby, but he can still participate in any other horse race in the nation. Ba…

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Funny story - The Zimbabwean Mountain Climbing Team is The First to Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Totally Naked

The Zimbabwean Mountain Climbing Team is The First to Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Totally Naked

TANZANIA, Africa – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just released a report that the world-famous Zimbabwean mountain climbing team has just become the first to reach the 19,341-foot summit while totally naked – aka 100% nude. TBN’s B…

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Funny story - The Worldwide Olympic Federation Has Banned The Entire Belgian Olympic Team

The Worldwide Olympic Federation Has Banned The Entire Belgian Olympic Team

TOKYO – (Satire News) – Bad news has hit Belgium’s Olympic team. After a 72-hour investigation, it was determined that several members of the team smuggled in several packages of illegal Brussels Sprouts. One of the guilty athletes tried to say…

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Funny story - The Nation’s First Transgender, Atheist, Republican Shot Putter Is Headed To The Tokyo Summer Olympics

The Nation’s First Transgender, Atheist, Republican Shot Putter Is Headed To The Tokyo Summer Olympics

BISON BUTT, Montana – (Satire Sports) – The tiny town of Bison Butt, which is known as The Fried Okra Capital of the World, is brimming with pride, as their hometown athletic girl has qualified for the Summer Olympics in Japan. Hairstylist Fawncel…

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