Funny story: Trump Campaign Bringing In Musical Acts For Tulsa Rally

Trump Campaign Bringing In Musical Acts For Tulsa Rally

Besides catching musical acts at Trump's next rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, coronavirus is going to be at a premium. No activity is necessary. Just sit there next to a stranger, shoulder to shoulder, please don’t wear a mask, Trump frowns on masks, shout...

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Funny story: Bolton Finally Sings About Trump

Bolton Finally Sings About Trump

John Bolton, the former national security advisor to Donald Trump, who refused to testify during the Trump impeachment trial, finally sings. Not Sinatra sing, but had his book published by Simon & Schuster. Lots of dinero there. Dinero means m...

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Funny story: San Francisco Names Ambassador to Autonomous Zone

San Francisco Names Ambassador to Autonomous Zone

London Breed, the Mayor of San Francisco, announced today that the city will send an ambassador to CHAZ, the “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” in Seattle. Breed explained that she and the entire city council greatly admire what had been accomplished in...

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Declares War On Commie-Pinko Spoofers

Dr. Billingsgate Declares War On Commie-Pinko Spoofers

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a carefully scripted declaration, so nuanced that even he could not understand what he was saying, Dr. Billingsgate went one step farther in his war against the proliferation of Commie-Pinko writers who have surreptitiously tak...

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Funny story: Government Corruption Scandal: Someone ate Tim's panini

Government Corruption Scandal: Someone ate Tim's panini

Someone else has eaten Tim's turkey BLT panini right out of the Town Hall break room fridge. First reports of the scandal emerged at around 12:45 p.m. Wednesday afternoon. Tim Sullivan, the town's Economic Development Director, is alleged to b...

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Funny story: White Alliance who Never Kneel and Enjoy Repairing Statues

White Alliance who Never Kneel and Enjoy Repairing Statues

Today marks the passing of one of Britain’s most loved wartime singers, Dame Vera Lynn, at the age of 103, which is mightily fucking impressive. Dame Lynn’s music became synonymous with the struggles of a nation sheltering in bunkers from bombers eve...

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Funny story: Electric Eels 'Agitated' Left Man Agitated

Electric Eels 'Agitated' Left Man Agitated

A man has recounted how, whilst listening to music from his computer library, yesterday afternoon, he encountered the 1975-written Electric Eels track 'Agitated', and became extremely agitated. The incident happened as veteran music enthusiast, Mo...

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Funny story: The Heavy Metal Band Formerly Known as C-19 is Now Officially Known as WD-40

The Heavy Metal Band Formerly Known as C-19 is Now Officially Known as WD-40

DUBLIN – Doolin Tipperary, the lead singer with the Irish heavy metal band formerly known as C-19, says the band has officially changed its name, and now goes by the name WD-40. “Tip”, as his bandmates and fans call him, said that when the band wa...

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Funny story: Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice Is Getting a Brand New Name

Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice Is Getting a Brand New Name

HOUSTON – In keeping with racially-correct product themes and names, the company that produces Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice has decided to rename their extremely popular product. In fact, recent studies have shown that Uncle Ben's Rice is the most p...

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Funny story: John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY – Trump’s former White House National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has just published his bombshell book titled “I Was In The Room Where It All Hit The Fan". Inside sources say that Trump begged, pleaded, and colluded with Bolton t...

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Funny story: The New Name For Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix Has Just Been Announced

The New Name For Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix Has Just Been Announced

CHICAGO – The Quaker Oats Corporation, which makes Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix, has just revealed that they are dropping the racist name Aunt Jemima and replacing it with another name. Helga Tuscaloosa, 57, who runs the product-naming department at th...

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Funny story: Football Setback As 2,500 Players Test Positive For Greed

Football Setback As 2,500 Players Test Positive For Greed

There was a catastrophe on the eve of the return of the football programme last night, when it was announced that a staggering 2,563 professional football players had tested positive for greed. The infected players came from every club. None ha...

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