Chutney on the Fritz's entrepreneur, Brian Asshat, has revealed to us that, since the launch of his guide to paper-clip curation was launched on Amazon Kindle, it is yet to sell a single copy.
'I did like all of the experts tell you,' said the 64-year-old. 'I looked into a niche market, but one that could appeal to a lot of people, I made several short films about in on Youtube that I posted one a day in the year leading up to the launch.
'I hired the library for the launch, but due to Lockdown, we did it all online, and no-one came to that, but there has been no interest for it at all.
'I don't know, maybe if I had ghost-written it for Jordan or someone like that, at least there would have been interest.'
Glowering at us, Brian continued: 'Sometimes, I really don't know why I bother.'