Does Trump Have The Monopoly On Billy Clubs?
Does Donald Trump have a monopoly on the sale of Billy Clubs, going for $19.95? Every officer standing in a line facing protesters was armed with a menacing Billy Club in their hand. They looked brand new. What were the protesters armed with warra...Read full story
NFL Hires Colin Kaepernick to Take Knee Against Owners Who Support Police Brutality
NFL President, Roger Goddell, and former football star quarterback, Colin Kaepernick, made worldwide news during a joint press conference. The men announced a new partnership to promote social fairness and end to police brutality. The partnership m...Read full story
Trump Finally Has His Wall—Around The White House
Oh boy! The guy is freaking out. Not only did his bone spurs sprout again when he sought refuge in the bunker Friday night, for an inspection, but now he has erected a wall around the White House. And guess what? Mexico didn’t pay for it! It’s...Read full story
Evander Holyfield Arrested for Not Wearing Mask, Claims Innocence Due to Missing Ear
Former heavyweight boxing champion, Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfield, has been arrested in Atlanta for not wearing a mask and failure to comply with a police order. According to District Attorney, Paul Howard, Holyfield faces two felony charges pun...Read full story