INDIANAPOLIS – A high-ranking official with Burger King has just announced a summertime promotion.
Plans are for BK to begin offering customers free Coronavirus medical masks with any purchase of a Burger King product.
The masks will come in three different designer styles, one emblazoned with the likeness of a hamburger patty, another will feature the likeness of some mayonnaise, and the third will feature the likeness of Sofia Vergara’s ample bosom.
BK officials point out that even a single purchase of an order of toddler fries will get you a free mask. They do point out, however, that you will have to be at least 12 to get one of the Sofia Vergara masks.
A Burger King spokesperson said that last year's “Buy a Whopper – Get a Katy Perry CD” promotion was a tremendous success.
BK noted that they gave out over 4.7 million Katy Perry CDs titled “Dancing to the Erogenous Zone Be Bop".