All this year's clothing trends lined up to be next year's clothing trends
Fashion expert Tinsel Walsingham is claiming that due to Covid-19 all of 2020's fashion trends will now become 2021's fashion trends instead. The foolishly-named blogger said, 'It seems to me that all of the clothes will have already been made, so...
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Dyslexic man contracts new virus
A Hull man has been struck down with a new strain of coronavirus after working in Thailand. Tatty Mullett, 56 was stood nearby an 81-year-old carrier of the deadly SARS-like infection. Officials have confirmed the man caught the virus after his...
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Man's Week Goes According To Plan
With all the frantic uncertainty surrounding the outbreak of the deadly Coronavirus relentlessly hounding us in our daily lives, there was some respite for one man this week, when his time went more-or-less according to plan. Moys Kenwood, 56, was...
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France at war against coronavirus
France will spend 45 billion euros to help prostitutes with the coronavirus outbreak, the country’s finance minister announced on Tuesday, after President Emmanuel Macron declared “we are at war” against the virus, and ordered citizens to remain home...
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Coronavirus - Patient Zero identified
The first confirmed case of someone suffering from COVID-19 has been traced back as far as December 24 last year, according to a leaked document coming from The World Health Organisation. The Savannah Morning News has reported it had seen data sho...
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Prince Charles Has Tested Positive For C-19 – Fox News Immediately Reports That It’s Just a Democratic Hoax
LONDON - Reports coming out of England confirm that Prince Charles, the son of Queen Elizabeth II, has, in fact, just tested postive for the COVID-19 flu virus. And, within 45 seconds, Trump Central (aka Fox News) reported that they truly believe...
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French Officials Fear That the Eiffel Tower May Have To Be Destroyed Because It Has Become Infected With The Coronavirus
Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19
Man Has Variant Strain Of Coronavirus
US Medical Experts Are Puzzled As To Why The USA Has Almost 2,200 COVID-19 Cases Whereas Mexico Only Has 12
Condoms To Be Next Item On Panic-Buying Shopping Lists
House and Senate Allocate 2 Billion to the Toilet Paper Industry and Chiquita Bananas
Man Opened Crackers, Only To Find Them Smashed To Smithereens
School Spelling Competition, As It Happened
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The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45
HONG KONG - The people of China are extremely upset with President Trump, who purposely, arrogantly, and sarcastically, has insisted on calling the Coronavirus the Chinese Virus. The leader of China, Xi Jinping, politely asked Trump to refrain fro...
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Rabbit Isn't Looking Very Well
A pet rabbit that gave birth to four baby rabbits a few months ago, but then had the misfortune to have all four of the kittens die on her, is looking not particularly well this morning, and may be coming down with something. The story of the birt...
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Man's Hands Are The Cleanest In Southeast Asia
A man who has taken to an extreme, the governments advice to constantly keep hands clean, and wash them at every opportunity, has said that his hands are currently the cleanest in southeast Asia. Moys Kenwood, 56, who used to be a teacher until hi...
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Man Couldn't Get Bogey That Was 'Just Around The Corner'
A man who had overcome a persistent winter cold, and had just about got back to full health, told colleagues this week, about how he had tried to remove a bogey from his nose, but couldn't, because the bloody thing was nestled "just too far around th...
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Man Makes Impassioned Plea To Coronavirus
A man who is at the epi-center of the deadly Coronavirus outbreak, has made an impassioned plea to the virus itself, to please, please, PLEASE leave himself and his family alone. Moys Kenwood, 56, who lives on Planet Earth, where the virus broke o...
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Man Dismayed To Find His Health Insurance Doesn't Cover Him For Coronavirus
A man who always does 'everything by the book', and leaves nothing to chance, has said he was extremely disappointed this afternoon, when he learned that his worldwide health insurance policy did not, in fact, cover him for the Coronavirus. Moys K...
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Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus
A man from Hull has told of how he won't be taking the government's health advice on the Coronavirus too literally, as his next-door-neighbour has told him it's all a load of shite. Myke Woodson, 56, says that he realises the instructions to keep...
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China Warns Trump to Stop Calling C-19 'The Chinese Flu' and 'The Kung Flu'
HONG KONG – The government of China has just sent a text message to US president, Donald Trump, telling him that he had better stop calling the Coronavirus 'the Chinese Flu' and 'the Kung Flu'. Xi Jinping, the general secretary of the Chinese gove...
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Russia’s Largest Aircraft Carrier Will Be Quarantined For 14 Days
MOSCOW – The Kremlin is reporting that The RSS Mrs. Nikita Khrushchev, Russia’s biggest most powerful aircraft carrier will be under a 14 day quarantine due to the Coronavirus. It seems that one of the Russian sailors has a girlfriend who is from...
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New Wuhan Virus Data from China Surprises Doctors
ATLANTA, GA - The US Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is conducting a review of recent information which could dramatically improve treatments for the Chinese Virus, known as COVID-19. Although China has not shared any data such as vit...
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Man Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary
A man who worries a bit too much about things, has said that he's had it, he's fed up, and he just isn't going to read the 'real news' anymore, as it's just too frightening. Moys Kenwood, 56, said: "I've had it, I'm fed up, and I just aren't go...
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Coronavirus: Patient Zero Undergoing Mutation
The man who is thought to have been the very first patient to have suffered from the Coronavirus, is under strict medical supervision tonight, after it was noticed by doctors that he was undergoing some strange and unexplained mutation. The man, g...
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