Afghanistan Is Sending Their Crack Big Red 13th Taliban Regiment To Ukraine To Fight Putin's Evil Invaders
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Satire News) - President Abu Taboo Fashu of Afghanistan, has just announced that he will be sending aid to Ukraine, in the form of the Taliban's Big Red 13th Taliban Regiment. President Fashu, called President Biden and he to…
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Italy Wants Pay-Back for Once Being A Fascist Dictatorship
Italy is taking Germany to court for compensation for Nazi war crimes. Germany has replied: “But we were on the same side ... at the beginning. You knew what you were doing, don’t pretend Hitler and Mussolini were not in a bromance, dude.” Some…
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Putin Names A Female Admiral To Head The Russian Naval Forces
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin has decided to name a female to head the second most powerful navy in the world. Putty, as VP Harris, Howard Stern, and rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke call the Communist cunt, decided to app…
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Shanghai Suicides Not Allowed Without State Approval
Under severe lock-down, Chinese people in Shanghai are pissed off and doing the only thing they can do to protest against an unjust government: they are killing themselves in record numbers! One Chinese man about to hang himself said, “We’re starv…
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The Pope Meets With Putin And He Tells Him To Go To Hell!
THE VATICAN - (World Satire) - The pope has just informed a reporter with The Vatican View that he wants all Catholics, and actually people of all religions including Episcopites, Presbyforatellos, Evanlithicans, Lutherinos, and even those wayward at…
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Old Friend Trudeau
Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, and his cabinet have officially declared that Russia is engaged in genocide against Ukraine. When asked about the Chinese genocide of the Uyghur people, Trudeau said, “Duuuuuuuuuh ... nope, it’s OK.” Shortly aft…
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Cambodia's Aircraft Carrier is Returning To Cambodia Due To Its Lone Helicopter Falling Off The Flight Deck
Two Ukrainian Fighter Jets Sink The Pride of The Russian Navy, The RS Mikhail Baryshnikov
Sweden Reports That They Have The Whitest White People In The World
Bungling Russians Take Blame for Military Mishaps
The Pope Bans The Expression 'Holy Mole'
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Poland In An Act of Solidarity is Sending Ukraine 2 Tons of Polish Sausages
WARSAW, Poland – (World Satire) – The president of Poland has made it abundantly clear that his country does not fear Putin’s Russian military superiority one fucking iota. Polish President Andrzej Duda (pronounced: DOO-DA) told a group of Europea…
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A Russian - Ukrainian War Update: A Cambodian PT Boat Sinks a Russian Destroyer
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (World Satire) - The tide of the RUW (The Russian - Ukrainian War) is turning as a PT boat of the Cambodian navy (The CPTB-83) has just sunk the Russian destroyer, (The RSS Mrs. Joseph Stalin). The Ukraine Voice report…
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Chinese Dead or Alive: They All Look Alike
Shanghai, Taiwan - Due to the ongoing Covid lockdown in China’s most populous city, the dead are desperately trying to out-number the living. But the living are getting payback! An elderly resident of a care home was carted out by government me…
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Putin Lets It Slip That He Tells His Girlfriend Everything About The Russian-Ukranian War
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin, has just shown that he is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen drawer with his latest slip of the tongue. The crazed, power-hungry, evil evilpabob, as VP Kamala Harris has pegged him, has just revealed (a…
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Fuck Xi Jinping – Buy the T-shirt!
After Drew Pavlou, an Australian activist with the Democratic Alliance, held up a sign reading ‘Fuck Xi Jinping”, and got into a scuffle with a bunch of brainwashed Chinese Jinping-lovers, t-shirt sales displaying the curse in Chinese have sold like…
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The World Federation Alliance Plans To Charge Russian President Putin With War Crimes
BERN, Switzerland – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Chocolate Capital of the World says that the WFA (the World Federation Alliance), has decided to charge President Putin, the Kremlin, and hundreds of Russian oligarchs with war crimes. A s…
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The Pride of Russia's Military, The 106th Russian Roulette Regiment, Is Decimated By a Regiment of Ukrainian Volunteers
POLTERGIEST, Ukraine - (World Satire) - Russia's free news agency, Vodkavich, is reporting that a group made up of Ukrainian voluteers soundly defeated the pride of Putin's army, the 106th Russian Roulette Regiment. Vodkavich noted that the entire…
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Putin's Chickens Have Come Home To Roost
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The evil, heartless, leader of Russia is now realizing that his chickens have come home to roost. Putin, who has lost 17 pounds and is starting to look like a swizzle stick with ears, has gone into hiding. A close…
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Canada Is Sending The Pride of The Canadian Navy, The CS Justin Bieber, To Ukraine
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - The Canadian government has just sent their number one warship, the CS Justin Bieber to Ukraine to help in the war effort against the damn, invading Putin military. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated…
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Putin Invaded Ukraine for "Sumthin’ To Do"
A Russian insider who cannot be named has told this reporter that Vladimir Putin has only invaded Ukraine “for something to do while waiting for Trump to come back.” The Russian mole hinted that there exists a deep bromance between the two fascis…
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Travel Websites Now Offer Smuggling Tickets
London, UK - Always looking to gain the upper edge on the competition, some travel booking websites are now offering tickets for refugees to be smuggled to the destination of their choice. Indeed, we checked several top name travel sites and found…
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Ukranian Flag Sales Officially up 1 Billion Percent!
Belguim — Official flag counters at The European Flag Counters Of Europe (OFCOE) Headquarters in Brussels, have released the sales figures for all European Flag Sales in the last year. Many were down...but not Ukraine! "We didn't have enough paper…
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