Prince Andrew Impassive Over Jeffrey Epstein Death
The death in his cell of suspected sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein, has had no visible effect whatsoever, on the affairs of Prince Andrew, it has been reported. Financier Epstein was being held in prison for offences he was alleged to have commit...
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Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten
Harry Maguire, the one-time Hull City carthorse who earler this week signed for Manchester United from Leicester City, is a popular man. He's also extremely handsome. And muscular. That's the reason behind the BBC's decision to ask the £80milli...
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Celebrity millionaire inspires global elites with bum-slapping antics aboard his yacht
Now being reported in society pages across the globe, members in the One Percent Club are enthused with recent innovations to increase self-comfort. That is, Italian millionaire Gianluca Vacchi, aged 52, has just surfaced, according to Russia Toda...
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Number of attractive women desperate to have sex with losers from the internet set to soar in 2020
A recent report suggests that the number of women who are desperately keen to sleep with random men who make contact with them on the internet, is set to soar in 2020. This spells bad news for men right across the globe who are already under siege...
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Russian Perverts 'Most Depraved in The World' Boasts Putin
Russian president, Vladimir Putin, has followed up his recent boast about Russian prostitutes being the world's finest by claiming that his country's sexual deviants are also without equal. In a televised statement last night, Mr Putin said: "When...
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Storming Area 51...Not Such A Good Idea!
Hundreds of people that decided to jump the gun and storm the American base called Area 51 found out that trying to break in was probably a bad idea. 'Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us', a recently created Facebook event that was planned f...
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Bloke Whose Arse Exploded Is Out Of Danger
Donald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle
Eva Braun's Secret Diary Reveals Truth Behind British Army's Song About Hitler
U.S. Threatens to Send Mitch McConnell to Iran - Iran Agrees To New Nuclear Deal
Iranians Board British Tanker In Time For Tea
Hitler Was A Baby Once, Photos Prove
Vegan flatulence a serious threat to the ozone layer say scientists
Japanese war effort remembered
Man Says He Would Do The Same Thing Again, If It Were Necessary
The DEA is on the roll
Bastille Day Ruined By Storm
Man Opened Dictionary On Very Rude Word
Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!
U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell this week complained about being labled "Moscow Mitch", based on his not allowing legislation to strengthen preventive measures against Russian interference in U.S. elections. Leningrad Lindsey Graham came to Moscow Mi...
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Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize, for saving the lives of ten million Afghans
Ten million could be the population count of most countries, and, as predicted, ten million could be wiped out in a week, or ten days at the most, including human collateral damage. This is a record wipe-out never before seen in the annals of US mili...
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Oppenheimer Not What He Seems Scientists Say
In a shocking turn of events today that’s sure to shake the world the famous theoretical physicist and professor of physics at the University of California, Berkeley, J. Robert Oppenheimer, was discovered to never once have performed a sweet 180-kick...
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Wedding Party Experience Left Nasty Taste In Woman's Mouth
A woman who was forced to eat something that she didn't like at a wedding party has said that she felt humiliated in front of the other guests, and that the whole experience has left a nasty taste in her mouth. Wendy O'Kooms, of Dublin, was attend...
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Man Was Full Of Wind When He Woke Up This Morning
A 56-year-old man living in southeast Asia has told how he woke up this morning to an incredible 'urge to purge' his tanks, and to release unwanted noxious gases into the atmosphere. Moys Kenwood claims that he often has to part his cheeks for a...
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Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors
A student sitting behind a classroom door yesterday, proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that sitting behind a door is an ill-judged thing to do which could cause injury, after classmates barged the door open, causing an injury. Moys Kenwood, the...
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Royal Marines Boarded Ship With 'Minimum Of Force', Lies Ministry Of Defence
An Iranian tanker seized by Royal Marines off Gibraltar earlier this month, was taken with "the minimum of force" says the Ministry of Defence, but the tanker's Indian captain claims that all depends on your interpretation of the word 'minimum'. T...
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BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker
In response to Iran's seizure of Britain’s Stena Impero tanker, 19 July, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Trump have taken joint action. Both have been dropped via helicopter onto the deck of Iran’s tanker Grace 1, seized by the British on July 4. This “joi...
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Jellyfish Endangered by Seniors with Memory Loss
Bern, Switzerland. Special to The Spoof. The International Fisheries Commission today warned that a rare Pacific Ocean jellyfish, the Blue Hawaii, is near extinction, and will not survive beyond 2022. In a formal report, the commission found the c...
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A Desperate Trump Orders New York Philharmonic, Dennis Rodman to North Korea
The White House, Washington, D.C. Following North Korea's latest missile tests, and with little movement in the direction of a deal with North Korea's Kim Jong Un, President Donald Trump today took all negotiations away from his foreign service offic...
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Cockfighting Cocks Strike In Protest Over Conditions
There was real drama at the Rachadamnern Stadium in Bangkok last night, when the scheduled programme of cockfighting was interrupted after several of the cocks went on strike over pay and conditions. Cockfighting is a dangerous, rough-and-tumble,...
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Declassified Documents Reveal Hitler's Lack of Facial Hair and Charlie Chaplin Fixation
Hitherto secret medical records of the late and much missed Adolf Hitler, aka der Führer, reveal that he was British comedian Charlie Chaplin's greatest fan, and had tried for many years to replicate the film star's moustache, but without success.
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Man Spent All Day Digging A Trench, Only To Have To Fill It In Again When His Wife Said It Was In The Wrong Place
A man who decided he would 'knuckle down' and do some 'hard graft' on Saturday, spent all day digging a trench in his back garden, only to have to fill it in again when his wife arrived home and told him it was in the wrong place. Moys Kenwood, 56...
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