Russophobia diagnosed as swollen media glands and bacteria mites at lobus occipitalis publicae
Recent occipital lobe studies at Oxford and MIT universities have at last defined causes in the epidemic of Russophobia sweeping the globe. Russophobia = Russian meddling directed by Vladimir Putin wearing black gloves and hunching his back, or fo...
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DEA relieves drug cartel’s cellulose constipation
Tijuana, Mexico - Juan Valdez, of the Shinola drug cartel here, called a press conference today to thank the DEA for removing several pounds of hundred-dollar bills from his colon. He stated: I was s-o-o-o-o constipated! I’d run out of room to...
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White House confirms: Trump and Jong Un have ALREADY MET
Breaking: In stunning development, The White House has disclosed that the first meeting took place in May, 2017. Experts believe this meeting set crucial tone affecting future relations. Repetition of ceremonial behaviors from that time not adv...
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Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning
In a daring follow-up to the recent poisoning of Skripal and his daughter, the Prime Minister of England will not rest on mere accusations. Ms. May has asserted that either Russia is directly responsible for attacking the Skripals, or has somehow...
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Fruit Was Off
BOJO boots giant Russian Bear into Hitler's grave!
April Fools
Horny elephants run riot on Spanish motorway chasing Nelly!
Yuri Gagarin's Death a Hoax (sort of)
Cat Got Stuck In Tree
Sir John Falstaff Society steps forward on Assange case
Yo-Jong Takes Down Pence James Bond Style At Olympics.
Saint Valentine not popular, says Saint Kevin
Kim Jong-Un Will Host Post-Olympics Banquet in North Korea
Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?
Valerie Thighborg claims Julian Assange has disappeared from the embassy
Russia’s Maria Zakharova and the UK’s Boris Johnson meet for kick-box wrestling match at the Hague
Press Secretary of the Russian Foreign Ministry Maria Zakharova has had her challenge to UK’s Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson accepted. Mr. Johnson and Ms. Zakharova went at it just last evening inside an ICC auditorium, standing room only. In...
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First April Fools Easter Sunday Since Crucifiction Says ‘Eater Of Blood’ Prof
Jerusalem, Israel - A highly successful Ancient Judean hoax is coming full circle this weekend according to the author of a book about Christian subjugation to Jewish ritual cannibalism during the dark daze of the Roman Plague. Former Chief Rabbis...
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Putin denies Soccer World Cup to be played in Russia
In breaking news, the Kremlin has denied reports that the soccer World Cup will be staged in Russia in June this year. Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Laughitoff, speaking from the Kremlin Nerve Agent Denial Directorate, commented "We reject this...
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Raskolnikov contacted in Hades comments on Boris Johnson’s Easter Speech
Mr. Johnson’s Easter Speech and his reference to Dostoevsky has drawn considerable interest in Lower Bowel 4A Division, Continental Hades. (Wikipedia explains that "Lower Bowel" was originally "Lower Bower" and somehow changed over the course of t...
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Valerie Thighborg allowed to visit Julian Assange using sign language only
The embassy where Mr. Assange has been sheltered since 2012 has been jamming his communications and has not allowed visitors. Until Ms. Thighborg’s arrival, that is. Ms. Thighborg first met Mr. Assange as an investigator with the Swedish prose...
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Donald Trump buys the White House
Signalling an expansion of his real estate empire, President Donald Trump this afternoon announced he has purchased the White House. "This is a very, very good deal, we're doing very well. Basically I used money we saved by cutting welfare to our...
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China buys Australia using a credit card
Chinese government spokesman Wun Hung Lo has just announced that Australia is now part of China. Speaking from his Beijing penthouse spa Lo said "Using Great Leader For Life Or Eternity, which ever takes longer's, credit card, re haf now bought e...
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Man Finds Cockroach In Strawberry Yoghurt
A man in the Thai capital of Bangkok has related how he found something he hadn't expected in his morning pot of strawberry yoghurt. Moys Kenwood, 48, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, bought the 'healthy-bacterial' treat from the Tang Hua S...
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Mark Zuckerberg Unfriended By Thousands On Facebook
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, who has been answering questions before Congress about his company's relationship with Cambridge Analytica, has been feeling the backlash this week - he's been 'Unfriended' by more than 50,000 'friends'. The c...
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Pettifoguliser Criticises School Over Bad Grammar
An English teacher caused a minor stir this morning when he criticised a Bangkok school over its poor grammar, which, he said, was "poor". Moys Kenwwod, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, spotted the grammatical gaffe outside the Samsen Witth...
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Trump denies meddling in Russian election
Russian President Putin has won another landslide election, bringing him another six years of power to add to the fourteen he has already enjoyed. However, some were sceptical about how the balding murdering former spy was able to manage such a feat.
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Couple To Divorce Over Toilet Seat
A couple in Barrow-in-Furness have told family and friends that they are to divorce after failing to reach an amicable agreement in their decades-old dispute over their toilet seat. Malcolm and Marjery Loggerhead have been man and wife for 52 year...
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