A 70-foot high tsunami sinks a Russian destroyer
The Kremlin Voice reports that a devastating tsunami has sunk a Russian naval destroyer. The KV states that the Russian warship, "The Olga Svetsinovich," sunk within 14 minutes of getting hit by the massive wave, which was taller than a seven stor…
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A Hezbollah hitman is arrested at a wrestling match
One of the world's most wanted terrorist hitmen, Yaseen Su Tibia, was arrested as he sat in the second row at a WWE wrestling match in New York City. The Hezbollah terrorist, who is known as "The Crazy Creep," told arresting officers that he is n…
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Reports out of London are that Russia's KGB has Donald Trump on their "people to kidnap" list
The United Kingdom's news agency, Ta Ta For Now News, reports that a secret text message was intercepted that was going from the KGB to President Vladimir Nikita Putin's chief of security. The message stated that the pussy grabbing, tax evader, (a…
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May we all suckle the sap of the "Leader Log"
Since no one can find Lukashenko, dictator and Putin puppet of Belarus, the good people of that country have decided to elect a log of wood as its leader. The log has promised sweeping reforms! All trees shall be protected and given equal right…
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King Charles addresses the rumor that one of the Buckingham Palace royal guards is an Al-Qaeda terrorist
Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck first broke the story about a Buckingham Palace guard actually being an Al-Qaeda operative. Buck said that he got the scoop from record producer and businessman Simon Cowell. Cowell reportedly heard the rum…
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Flaccidia, world's smallest and underwhelming country considers name change
Flaccidia, that not-very-impressive country located east of Portugal but west of China, is considering a name change to rectify its unfortunate reputation as the baby carrot of nations. Prime Minister Justus MacPolo explained, "We're actually a bi…
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King Charles, personally donates £1 million to Ukraine's war effort
Did Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?
Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
A tremendous mudslide buries dozens of Italian vineyards
Putin puts in the nukes to expand border
A 6.9 earthquake hits Moscow
A Greek submarine loses its radar system and ends up at the South Pole
Italy Is Facing The Worst Pepperoni Shortage In 53 Years
A burro herder discovers gold in The Pico de Gallo Mountains
Rainbow frightens and confuses Ugandan President
A new book reveals that Robin Hood was actually a horrible archer
Swedish book burning needs focus - aim for the Jewels!
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wants to visit the United Kingdom
The leader of North Korea recently surprised King Charles III with a text message, expressing a keen desire to visit England and tour Buckingham Palace. The Korean leader expressed his admiration for King Charles' mother, the queen, and couldn't h…
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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner
The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men has been captured by two La Brea Police Department police officers. You might think the Taliban is a throwback from the 2000s but it still has some tail-end SEO activity.
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Where is Lukashenko?
"My name is Luka, I live on second floor. No one has seen me for many days, weeks, months. Where am I? Do I look constipated? What cannot emerge from my assholes? I do not know. I had doctor who told me bad news - "retired" - which means many things…
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The HMS Outcast sinks a Russian destroyer
In a stunning display of naval prowess, the HMS Outcast of the Royal Navy has taken down the notorious Russian destroyer, The Comradess Olga, much to the dismay of President Putin. The ill-fated Russian sub, on its way back to Mother Russia for a…
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London's gay undercover vice squad is a huge success
King Charles III, has just been informed that the new gay undercover vice squad has proved to be a bloody good success after just the first week. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard noted that in just seven days, the GUVS accounted for taking 37 vagr…
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Watch out Putin, Yevgeny Prigozhin is coming to get you — maybe
Watch out and keep a lookout. It ain’t over until it’s over. And Yevgeny Prigozhin isn’t over. Yet. Yevgeny Prigozhin halted his invasion into Russia and the marched toward Moscow, a couple hundred miles away from that city, and was welcomed b…
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'Z' mark on cars now has some folks confused in Ukraine
There has been a growing trend across many parts of Ukraine, of ordinary folks painting a white Z on a foe's vehicle, to settle a debt, or to right a perceived wrong. But now this new fad of 'revenge Z hits' might be going a bit too far, say some…
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The British submarine the HMS Camilla Parker Bowles almost fired torpedoes at a wayward Norwegian fishing boat off the English coast
The UK publication True Dat News has just released a jaw-dropping report about a maritime incident near the British coast. According to Buckingham Palace spokesman Nigel Foote, the HMS Camilla Bowles narrowly avoided firing upon a Norwegian fishing b…
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An earthquake fault has just formed in Scotland
Ipso Facto News (Scotland) is reporting that a huge earthquake fault has just formed in southern Scotland. Scottish authorities have investigated and they say that although it is not in the same league as California's San Andreas Fault, the Scotti…
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A shepherd in Bangladesh breeds a yak with a goat - and it's not a joke!
Word coming out of Bangladesh is that a yak herder has successfully bred a yak with a goat. The shepherd named Raja Cumtulla, 68, said that he has always liked experimenting with crossbreeding various types of animals. He noted that some of the…
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The 7th Cavalry US Armored Division decimates one of Putin's top divisions at the Battle of Izyum
Reports from the heart of Russia indicate that President Putin is fuming with rage as yet another of his cherished divisions crumbles under the relentless assault of an American Artillery Division at Izyum, Ukraine. The latest headlines from Boom…
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A Cambodian mini-plane sinks a Russian submarine
BuzzFuzz is reporting on an incident in the Black Sea involving a Russian submarine and a mischievous Cambodian mini-plane. As the submarine innocently resurfaced for a crew smoke break, little did they know that misfortune was waiting behind a cl…
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King Charles and President Biden sign 'The Anti-Terrorist Pact"
Word filtering out of Buckingham Palace is that King Charles III, and President Joe Biden have agreed to sign what they are calling the "US/UK Anti-Terrorist Pact." According to Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, the pact states in no unc…
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A gigantic mudslide in Belgium practically destroys the country's Brussels sprouts industry
An unprecedented mud slide hit the European country of Belgium and left a horrendously horrific mess of black sludge, muck, silt, mire, slime, and slush. Federal officials have stated that the over 3 billion tons of black goo practically destroyed…
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