Funny story: Prince Andrew Impassive Over Jeffrey Epstein Death

Prince Andrew Impassive Over Jeffrey Epstein Death

The death in his cell of suspected sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein, has had no visible effect whatsoever, on the affairs of Prince Andrew, it has been reported. Financier Epstein was being held in prison for offences he was alleged to have commit...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten

Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten

Harry Maguire, the one-time Hull City carthorse who earler this week signed for Manchester United from Leicester City, is a popular man. He's also extremely handsome. And muscular. That's the reason behind the BBC's decision to ask the £80milli...

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Funny story: Celebrity millionaire inspires global elites with bum-slapping antics aboard his yacht

Celebrity millionaire inspires global elites with bum-slapping antics aboard his yacht

Now being reported in society pages across the globe, members in the One Percent Club are enthused with recent innovations to increase self-comfort. That is, Italian millionaire Gianluca Vacchi, aged 52, has just surfaced, according to Russia Toda...

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Funny story: Number of attractive women desperate to have sex with losers from the internet set to soar in 2020

Number of attractive women desperate to have sex with losers from the internet set to soar in 2020

A recent report suggests that the number of women who are desperately keen to sleep with random men who make contact with them on the internet, is set to soar in 2020. This spells bad news for men right across the globe who are already under siege...

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Funny story: Russian Perverts 'Most Depraved in The World' Boasts Putin

Russian Perverts 'Most Depraved in The World' Boasts Putin

Russian president, Vladimir Putin, has followed up his recent boast about Russian prostitutes being the world's finest by claiming that his country's sexual deviants are also without equal. In a televised statement last night, Mr Putin said: "When...

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Funny story: Storming Area 51...Not Such A Good Idea!

Storming Area 51...Not Such A Good Idea!

Hundreds of people that decided to jump the gun and storm the American base called Area 51 found out that trying to break in was probably a bad idea. 'Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us', a recently created Facebook event that was planned f...

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Funny story: Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!

Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!

U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell this week complained about being labled "Moscow Mitch", based on his not allowing legislation to strengthen preventive measures against Russian interference in U.S. elections. Leningrad Lindsey Graham came to Moscow Mi...

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Funny story: Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize, for saving the lives of ten million Afghans

Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize, for saving the lives of ten million Afghans

Ten million could be the population count of most countries, and, as predicted, ten million could be wiped out in a week, or ten days at the most, including human collateral damage. This is a record wipe-out never before seen in the annals of US mili...

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Funny story: Oppenheimer Not What He Seems Scientists Say

Oppenheimer Not What He Seems Scientists Say

In a shocking turn of events today that’s sure to shake the world the famous theoretical physicist and professor of physics at the University of California, Berkeley, J. Robert Oppenheimer, was discovered to never once have performed a sweet 180-kick...

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Funny story: Wedding Party Experience Left Nasty Taste In Woman's Mouth

Wedding Party Experience Left Nasty Taste In Woman's Mouth

A woman who was forced to eat something that she didn't like at a wedding party has said that she felt humiliated in front of the other guests, and that the whole experience has left a nasty taste in her mouth. Wendy O'Kooms, of Dublin, was attend...

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Funny story: Man Was Full Of Wind When He Woke Up This Morning

Man Was Full Of Wind When He Woke Up This Morning

A 56-year-old man living in southeast Asia has told how he woke up this morning to an incredible 'urge to purge' his tanks, and to release unwanted noxious gases into the atmosphere. Moys Kenwood claims that he often has to part his cheeks for a...

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Funny story: Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors

Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors

A student sitting behind a classroom door yesterday, proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that sitting behind a door is an ill-judged thing to do which could cause injury, after classmates barged the door open, causing an injury. Moys Kenwood, the...

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Funny story: Royal Marines Boarded Ship With 'Minimum Of Force', Lies Ministry Of Defence

Royal Marines Boarded Ship With 'Minimum Of Force', Lies Ministry Of Defence

An Iranian tanker seized by Royal Marines off Gibraltar earlier this month, was taken with "the minimum of force" says the Ministry of Defence, but the tanker's Indian captain claims that all depends on your interpretation of the word 'minimum'. T...

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Funny story: BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker

BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker

In response to Iran's seizure of Britain’s Stena Impero tanker, 19 July, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Trump have taken joint action. Both have been dropped via helicopter onto the deck of Iran’s tanker Grace 1, seized by the British on July 4. This “joi...

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Funny story: Jellyfish Endangered by Seniors with Memory Loss

Jellyfish Endangered by Seniors with Memory Loss

Bern, Switzerland. Special to The Spoof. The International Fisheries Commission today warned that a rare Pacific Ocean jellyfish, the Blue Hawaii, is near extinction, and will not survive beyond 2022. In a formal report, the commission found the c...

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Funny story: "It Wasn't Me!", Said Girl

"It Wasn't Me!", Said Girl

A filthy young New York streetgirl accused of stealing and eating some chocolate from a shop, has claimed she wasn't responsible, despite the evidence still being all over her face. The grotty urchin, who looked about 5 years old, was interviewed...

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Funny story: A Desperate Trump Orders New York Philharmonic, Dennis Rodman to North Korea

A Desperate Trump Orders New York Philharmonic, Dennis Rodman to North Korea

The White House, Washington, D.C. Following North Korea's latest missile tests, and with little movement in the direction of a deal with North Korea's Kim Jong Un, President Donald Trump today took all negotiations away from his foreign service offic...

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Funny story: Cockfighting Cocks Strike In Protest Over Conditions

Cockfighting Cocks Strike In Protest Over Conditions

There was real drama at the Rachadamnern Stadium in Bangkok last night, when the scheduled programme of cockfighting was interrupted after several of the cocks went on strike over pay and conditions. Cockfighting is a dangerous, rough-and-tumble,...

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Funny story: Declassified Documents Reveal Hitler's Lack of Facial Hair and Charlie Chaplin Fixation

Declassified Documents Reveal Hitler's Lack of Facial Hair and Charlie Chaplin Fixation

Hitherto secret medical records of the late and much missed Adolf Hitler, aka der Führer, reveal that he was British comedian Charlie Chaplin's greatest fan, and had tried for many years to replicate the film star's moustache, but without success.

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Funny story: Man Spent All Day Digging A Trench, Only To Have To Fill It In Again When His Wife Said It Was In The Wrong Place

Man Spent All Day Digging A Trench, Only To Have To Fill It In Again When His Wife Said It Was In The Wrong Place

A man who decided he would 'knuckle down' and do some 'hard graft' on Saturday, spent all day digging a trench in his back garden, only to have to fill it in again when his wife arrived home and told him it was in the wrong place. Moys Kenwood, 56...

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