Funny story - Man Was Embarrassed By Runny Nose

Man Was Embarrassed By Runny Nose

A man who had caught a mild seasonal cold has described how he became embarrassed by the way that his nose was so 'runny', that it resembled a leaky tap from which droplets of water were constantly dripping. Moys Kenwood, 57, first noticed that so...

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Funny story - Man Has Hurt His Back Doing Something

Man Has Hurt His Back Doing Something

It's been reported that a man who woke this morning to a quite severe twinge of pain in his back, must have hurt himself doing something yesterday. The incident happened without prior warning when Moys Kenwood, 57, heaved himself out of his bed at...

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Funny story - Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19

A new virus with pandemic potential has been discovered by scientists in the home of deadly viruses, China. This virus, they say, originated in pigs. Oink oink. The new discovery comes hot on the trotters of the current Covid-19 pandemic, an...

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Funny story - Pack of black Russian wolves pee up Dutch slave trader's statue!

Pack of black Russian wolves pee up Dutch slave trader's statue!

Recent, quite disturbing sightings of wolves roaming Dutch flatland territory has caused many Dutch bike riders, travelling to work in the early hours, to abandon their trusty two-wheelers and fat reducers for a safer four-wheel journey. Sightings...

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Funny story - Man Was Disappointed That It Wasn't Fish And Chips For Tea

Man Was Disappointed That It Wasn't Fish And Chips For Tea

A man who was absolutely famished and looking forward to sitting down to a plate of fish and chips for his tea last night, was disappointed to learn that, unfortunately, fish wasn't on the menu, due to his wife having arrived at the market too late.

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Funny story - Report: Parliament considered invading the US, citing nation is in an “Existential Crisis”

Report: Parliament considered invading the US, citing nation is in an “Existential Crisis”

LONDON - The recent uproar across the pond with issues such as the Coronavirus, systemic racism, and failures in leadership, have led to talks of a potential invasion of the US. “The situation in the United States is troubling, and may require full a...

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Funny story - Trump and Johnson to be replaced by 2-year-old toddlers!

Trump and Johnson to be replaced by 2-year-old toddlers!

Sensational news coming out of the White House and number 10 Downing Street! A group of Harvard and Oxford University professors have accumulated a questionnaire for both world leaders regarding global, important matters. They also gave the same...

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Funny story - Iceland is Worried as Hell About Global Warming

Iceland is Worried as Hell About Global Warming

REYKJAVIK, Iceland – Reports coming out of Iceland are saying that many of the country’s inhabitants are starting to get extremely stressed over Global Warming. President Guoni Johnnesson recently noted that there are parts of the country that are...

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Funny story - Man Has 'A Match', But Doesn't Know How To Say Her Name

Man Has 'A Match', But Doesn't Know How To Say Her Name

A man perusing the pages of a satirical news website was notified, to his obvious delight, that he had found his 'match' - an Asian beauty called Xiaoke, aged 27 - but was embarrassed by the fact that he wasn't sure how to pronounce her name correctl...

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Funny story - Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter

Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter

There was trouble brewing all around the world last night, as the apparent success of the Black Lives Matter campaign gave rise to calls from other races that other colors matter as well. Protestors gathered in the Saudi Arabian capital of Riyadh,...

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Funny story - Costa Rica Says They Are About Three Weeks From Acquiring a Hydrogen Bomb

Costa Rica Says They Are About Three Weeks From Acquiring a Hydrogen Bomb

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica – Reports filtering out of the Pentagon state that the Central American country of Costa Rica, which is noted for bananas, Ramen, and stethoscopes, will soon be joining the world of destructive bomb-possessing countries. A Pe...

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Funny story - US Man Is Oldest Spoof Writer On The Planet

US Man Is Oldest Spoof Writer On The Planet

A man who turns 90 years old on his birthday, this Thursday, is now thought to be the oldest spoof writer currently alive anywhere on the planet. Ralph E. Shaffer, 89, a writer on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has lived a long and fruitful...

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Funny story - Man's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops

Man's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops

A man who should, perhaps, have given more consideration to the kind of footwear he was wearing whilst out in the sun, has been left with silly-looking feet due to sunburn. Moys Kenwood, 56, has been wearing flip-flops during his extended enforced...

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Funny story - Man Couldn't Find His Keys

Man Couldn't Find His Keys

There was a potential crisis in the making, yesterday morning, when one man who was in an extreme rush to get out of the house to go somewhere, was forced into a delay when he couldn't find his fucking keys. An excursion, with his wife and two chi...

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Funny story - Rat Trap Glue Snares Flies!

Rat Trap Glue Snares Flies!

A man has revealed how the Rat Trap Glue product his wife bought at the market to snare a family of mice living in his roofspace, can also be used to get rid of the nasty hazard of household flies - in their zillions! Moys Kenwood, 56, whose wife...

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Funny story - Rat Trap Glue Really Did Work!

Rat Trap Glue Really Did Work!

A man who had "severe doubts" as to the potential effectiveness of a pest control product that his wife brought home from the market, was forced to concede he had been premature in his analysis, after a total of seven mice fell victim to it in four d...

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Funny story - Mice Caught On Rat Trap Images Now Available!

Mice Caught On Rat Trap Images Now Available!

A story covered in the pages of satirical news website TheSpoof.com yesterday, about mice having been duped by an improbable rat trap contraption, has been given credibility by the publishing of photographic evidence. Moys Kenwood, 56, told how he...

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Funny story - China Starts New Company Called Space EX, Claims It is Not Copyright Infringement

China Starts New Company Called Space EX, Claims It is Not Copyright Infringement

Wuhan - Chinese officials announced a new company that will take over all of their space exploration and research, calling it Space EX. "It is not like Space X, our company name has an "E" in it," said the Company Chair Eloon Musckox, "We would ne...

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Funny story - Man Made Rather Obvious 'Play On Words' Joke

Man Made Rather Obvious 'Play On Words' Joke

There was a knowing smile and a short expulsion of air from the nose this morning, when a contributor to a satirical news website read the comments of another writer in the site's forum, which amounted to a rather obvious - though not totally humorle...

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Funny story - Man Had Writer's Block

Man Had Writer's Block

A man who tentatively refers to himself as a writer when he contributes not infrequently to an online satirical news outlet, has told of how he became afflicted with the well-known stumbling block of scribblers the world over, when he came down with...

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