Cockerel Broke Duckling's Legs, So Man Dealt With Cockerel
There was high drama in one back garden in southeast Asia this morning, after a confrontation between a huge cockerel and a much smaller duckling left the latter with two broken legs. The cockerel, which stood around two feet tall, took issue with...
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New Study Shows Opioids Really Not That Bad, Good For Shift Workers
In a shocking turn of events, everything we thought we knew about the so called "Opioid Epidemic" has been turned on its head. Results of a too-secret five-year study of the drugs has determined that, as long as a person continues to take them, wi...
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Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row
As the world slowly learns to come to terms with the countless new rules imposed upon it of genderbending, an even newer and potentially more controversial consequence has raised its ugly head - involving a cat and a dog! In what has been termed '...
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World Leaders Become Gossip Girls At NATO Conference
Professional two-faced gossip girl, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada, was caught on mic with other NATO world leaders, mocking President Trump's impromptu press conference, but there were more tidbits caught on hidden microphones at the recept...
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Macron and Trump compete over “brain dead” and other matters
On the heels of an unsavory moment with Mr. Macron, Mr. Trudeau, and Mr. Johnson at the G-7 summit in London, Mr. Trump has angrily denied he will give a closing press conference. Recently, Mr. Macron is on record as having said NATO is “brain de...
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Man Realizes He Doesn't Really Know The Back Of His Hand As Well As He Thought He Did
The phrase "I know it like the back of my hand" is one often used to indicate that the speaker knows something very well, indeed, but one man, this weekend, had to re-evaluate his use of it, when he realized he didn't really know the back of his hand...
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Hotel Prohibitions Were 'Slightly Odd'
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Man Has Bought New Car
Hull Man Has Four Attempts At Picking Hair Up From Floor
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President Trump Sings Softly, Tenderly To Vladimir Putin - "He's my widdow Wushian Pootie Poo! Yes he is! Yes he iiiiiiiiiiis!"
Greta Thunberg Will Peddle Swan Boat Back Across Atlantic.
Adverts Getting On Man's Tits
Toilet Plunger Was 'Sent From God'
Jimmy Sham Attacked By Hong Kong Phooey
Man's Family Acquires Rabbit
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What Happened to Venezuela?
Caracas, Venezuela. Woof Blister reporting for Spoof International News - SIN. Last spring and summer, the likelihood of a successful revolution here in Venezuela was so great that even supporters of the Maduro government were preparing to leave the...
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Two Flies Put To Death At Breakfast
A man has revealed how, minding his own business eating his breakfast this morning, he became aware of two houseflies that had landed on the rim of his plate, and were indulging in a bit of 'the old in-out'. Moys Kenwood, 56, had finished his Corn...
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Man Was Asked Odd Question Online
A man has revealed how, whilst minding his own business on the internet, he was bluntly, and rather inexplicably, asked if he was, by any chance, the child of a holocaust survivor. The man, who is not the child of a holocaust survivor, queried the...
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Sexually-Active, Easily-Offended, Politically-Correct, Upper-Middle-Class, Privileged, Liberal College Students Born After 1980s Excited About Movies That Are Crippled By 'Self-Identity' Politics, Special Effects, The #METOO Movement, and WOKE
Unable to understand that extreme leftist movements often involve a sophisticated combination of contradictory ideals, a complete lack of intelligence and creativity, hypocrisy, excessive forcefulness, and an ultimate digression from their originally...
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Trump Offers Advice to an Indicted Netanyahu
Tel Aviv, Israel. Woof Blister reporting for Spoof International News - SIN. In a phone call that Israel's Prime Minister --- Netanyahu described as "perfect," U.S. president Donald Trump today offered his personal support to his indicted counterpart...
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Chinese government deny any problems in Hong Kong
The Chinese government have made an official statement to declare that nothing is happening in Hong Kong. The short written statement simply said "Hong Kong velly calm. The peopre are so happy to be a part of China." A spokesman agreed to speak to...
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Prince Andrew Has Decided To Go And Live On Pitcairn Island
Prince Andrew, the poor, beleaguered member of the Royal family who the media just won't leave alone after he indulged in 'a bit of the old in-out' with an underaged American girl in 2001, has decided that enough is enough, and that he will leave Lon...
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Sweden drops case against Assange; Arbuthnot replaced with new lot
Recent news on the Assange case indicates that Judge Emma Arbuthnot has recused herself as Mr. Assange’s prosecutor on the grounds of conflict of interest. Just a few days back, Sweden dropped its rape case charges against Assange for the third ti...
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Prostitutes in Switzerland initiate global protest against robotic sex dolls
In matters of the world’s oldest profession, prostitutes in Lucerne, Switzerland, are protesting over competition from sex robots. Robot dolls in Lucerne can be had at half the price, with a survey of 9,000 males in the area claiming that sex with...
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Paranoid Man Now Unable To Watch Rugby Matches
A man who has suffered from paranoia for more than 50 years, has told friends how his condition has deteriorated recently so that he cannot bear to watch rugby, either live, or on the television. Gerald Fitzpatrick, 63, from East London, has been...
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Kangaroos and Witches Sue White House for Using Their Names in Vain
The international League of Kangaroos, and the Celestial Body of Warlocks and Witches have sued the White House for abusing their namesake, "witches", in the term they take offense at: "Witch hunt". "We, the witches and warlocks of the Universe, N...
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Extremely Intelligent High School Principal Calmly Assures Locals That American Education System Is Not Centrally Focused On Sports
La Crosse, Wisconsin. In response to growing concerns from local community members that the United States Education System may actually be more focused on sports rather than the intellectual growth and development of young students, Loran High Schoo...
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Cherry the face of 'Cherry Oh Baby' - Fashion World Thrilled
Hockey icon, Don Cherry, reeling from the abrupt departure circumstances of his broken CBC relationship, has been approached by fashion houses Jean-Paul Gaulthier, Dior, Balenciaga and Missoni, to be the enforcing face of Europe's "Save the Children...
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