Funny story - Xi Didn’t Watch the Oscars, Made Himself Head Dick for a 3rd Time Instead

Xi Didn’t Watch the Oscars, Made Himself Head Dick for a 3rd Time Instead

Old Xi Jinping is at it again. Like Putin, Xi hates when he’s NOT the center of attention. Putin took off his shirt and rode a horse, but Xi won’t take his shirt off for anyone and no horse can hold his weight. (Fat joke! So low! Like the horse’s bac…

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Funny story - Foxes all Over Scotland Breathe Sigh of Relief as Fox Hunting Now Illegal

Foxes all Over Scotland Breathe Sigh of Relief as Fox Hunting Now Illegal

CCN reports a hunt Club in Scotland from the 170o's is disbanding. A fairly new law prohibits hunting wild animals with Dogs. Pro - Nature people like the law. The Rich owning horses and dogs hate the law. England has the same Law b…

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Funny story - 'Democratic' Countries - China, Russia, and Iran Join Together and 'Network' Against America

'Democratic' Countries - China, Russia, and Iran Join Together and 'Network' Against America

China, Russia, and Iran are all officially considered democracies and all have elected presidents, just like the European nations. Isn't that great? The three have now joined in a new "democratic bloc" and are currently conducting naval exercises…

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Funny story - King Charles Gives his Brother Edward the 'Plum Title' of Duke of Edinburgh - Scots Not Amused

King Charles Gives his Brother Edward the 'Plum Title' of Duke of Edinburgh - Scots Not Amused

As reported in the media - King Charles recently gave his brother Prince Edward the title 'Duke of Edinburgh'. Edward - of course - keeps his mouth Shut at all times and never airs dirty 'Royal Laundry' in Public - and this is his reward. A s…

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Funny story - All of Putin's Critics Have Fallen out of Windows in Last Few years - 'Putinphilia'

All of Putin's Critics Have Fallen out of Windows in Last Few years - 'Putinphilia'

All of Putin's critics have fallen or jumped out of windows in the last few years. Specialists don't know if they were physically encouraged to jump by Putin's followers - or did it on their own. Psychiatrists theorize it is a new mental cond…

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Funny story - A Free Tibet Rises to Overthrow Mud Hole China

A Free Tibet Rises to Overthrow Mud Hole China

The Dalai Lama has sent out a secret message to all remaining Tibetans … “Get ready to rumble!” A cryptic remark, but some thinks this means that the Lama is amassing his troops for a revolt against Chinese authorities, to take back their country…

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Funny story - China's Leader Xi Jinping Elected 'President' Again - Very Surprised

China's Leader Xi Jinping Elected 'President' Again - Very Surprised

A spokesman gave an English transcript of Xi's Remarks to Western reporters about his recent re-election. Basically Xi was very surprised at being elected to a third 5 year term. China is a 'Democracy' so Xi was not 100% sure the National Le…

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Funny story - Chinanada Coming Soon to North America

Chinanada Coming Soon to North America

Canadian will no longer be allowed to see the news on the internet if a new bill is turned into law. Justin Trudeau didn’t like that truck drivers made him look like a dictator, not even after he had them all arrested, took their money, and sent t…

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Funny story - Schwab Goin’ Dutch For Farmers

Schwab Goin’ Dutch For Farmers

The Dutch are amassing their tractors in The Hague, where international criminals go to hang. (Sometimes … just the least powerful ones, not the really powerful ones … no Americans, British, French … well, no Europeans or Westerners … Africans and So…

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Funny story - King Charles Will Have A British Charity Gala At Buckingham Palace and Ricky Gervais Will Be The MC

King Charles Will Have A British Charity Gala At Buckingham Palace and Ricky Gervais Will Be The MC

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that King Charles III, will be hosting a charity to benefit "The Home For Retired Buckingham Palace Guards." King Chas, as his grandkids call him, has hired The Rolling Stones to perform for…

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Funny story - Pope Wakes Up, Goes Nowhere Good, then Atlanta

Pope Wakes Up, Goes Nowhere Good, then Atlanta

A Swiss guard at Vatican City blew his nose and woke up the Pope. Who then thought it was the Last Trumpet and thought the Rapture was taking place. The Pontiff was confused as to why he wasn’t ascending, nor were any of his cardinals, orioles, fe…

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Funny story - Putin Is Puttin’ On The Ritz

Putin Is Puttin’ On The Ritz

Vlad Putin has a black belt in judo (the martial art that involves lots of hugging – not gay, we swear), but his awesome fighting technique hasn’t been able to kill all his enemies. So he’s taken to dance! Putin has enrolled in tap dancing with a…

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Funny story - Winnie China Tries to Save Face, But Still Looks Like Pooh

Winnie China Tries to Save Face, But Still Looks Like Pooh

Nobody likes China. It’s just not easy being a totalitarian state anymore … not without being loved. So China went to Iran and Saudi Arabia and made them join hands for a photo op. (Two days later, they were back to fighting.) No one knew that…

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Funny story - Clerical Fashion Show Dragging Down Catholic Kids

Clerical Fashion Show Dragging Down Catholic Kids

Cross-dressing clergy put on a fashion show in Vatican City, and the world took notice! Father Diddler was wearing his cleric robe and collar, and sported a thigh-high garter belt, which he slingshotted to the crowd of bumping and grinding priests…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth Had A Spoiled Grandson

Queen Elizabeth Had A Spoiled Grandson

He seemed okay once he entered the military. But no one heard that he was missing his drug tests. He conveniently vanished from the base when drug tests were taken. Said he had an appointment somewhere else. Sound a little fishy? And is skippi…

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Funny story - Geologists Make An Astounding Discovery In One of The Largest Salt Mines In The World

Geologists Make An Astounding Discovery In One of The Largest Salt Mines In The World

MUMBAI, India - (Satire News) - India's Sacred Cow News Agency has just made an amazing discovery in one of its salt mines, which just happens to be the largest one in the entire world, even larger than the salt mine located in Iceland. A writer f…

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Funny story - Russian Autocrat Vladimir Putin Tells North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un That Trump Was Nothing But a Jive Ass Pussy

Russian Autocrat Vladimir Putin Tells North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un That Trump Was Nothing But a Jive Ass Pussy

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Boom Boom News (North Korea) reports that Kim Jong-un recently sent a text to Putin asking him how the war with the Ukraine was going, the high rising cost of vodka, and if he is still dilly dallying with the Stromovich twins…

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Funny story - Mexico's Federal Ministerial Police Has Captured Al-Qaeda's Notorious Terrorist Shin Su Shaker

Mexico's Federal Ministerial Police Has Captured Al-Qaeda's Notorious Terrorist Shin Su Shaker

VACAVILLE, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico is proud to report that their federal police have just captured Shin Su Shaker, a notorious Al-Qaeda terrorist. The hate-filled terrorist was captured as he took a pee in an alley behind one of Vacaville'…

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Funny story - King Charles' Message to Harry and Meghan - You are Evicted But Please Come to the Coronation

King Charles' Message to Harry and Meghan - You are Evicted But Please Come to the Coronation

How can a man kick a couple out of the home given to them by Queen Elizabeth - and then send them a friendly invite to his coronation? How can a man take away harry and Meghan’s police protection (and the police protection for their two young roy…

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Funny story - CCN Reports 'Drug Hippos' Being Given Away by the Country of Colombia

CCN Reports 'Drug Hippos' Being Given Away by the Country of Colombia

Would anyone want a Pet Hippo? They are three tons of wet fun - but you have to live on a lake or river - or be put in a very large Hippo Pool. Colombian Drug Kingpin Pablo Escobar imported them to a Colombian river 10 years ago - when he ra…

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