Kim Jong-un asks Angela Merkel Out on a Date
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un was reportedly seen standing under the German Prime Minister's bedroom window this morning playing a ukulele and singing the popular hit "Xs and Os." The fat tyrant is reported feeling very randy after swallowing...
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Democrats and Rachel Maddow insist Kim Jong Un appear before the Mueller Investigation Committee
Current dissatisfaction with Mr. Trump on his negotiations with North Korea has just taken a turn for the worse. It is now clear Mr. Kim must stand before the Mueller Investigation to answer questions. This is not a simple matter of a Trump To...
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Man Really Liked Ostrich-skin Shoes, But Was Conscious Of How 'Wrong' They Were
A man has told how a pair of shoes he saw for sale in a Bangkok shop window immediately grabbed his attention, but at the very same time, pricked his conscience when he thought about the material from which they had been made. Moys Kenwood, 50, wa...
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Cloud In Shape Of Penis Draws Big Crowd
Putin Doesn't Want Trump to Visit Any More Dictators
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Nothing Remarkable Happens To Man
Power of Positive Thinking Found to be a Big Load of Shit
Sold Out Gig
Man's Horrible Dreams Come True
China goes Star Trek
Putin put out by trumpety Trump
Trumps Whistlestop Tour Spreads Norovirus
Boy Picks His Nose And Eats Result
Melania Makes 4th Trip to Mexican Border Dressed As A Nun
Melania Trump made a 4th visit to the Mexican border carry a bottle of Jim Beam and a bottle of Tequila. She was spotted entering a small cantina, not regularly entered by "gringos'. "She came in all by herself, no secret service, no nothin' man,"...
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United South Western Delta Phi Airline Announces Plans to Hire Surgeon; Doctor; Veterinarian; Boxer; and Contortionist
United South Western Delta Phi airlines today announced new employment opportunities. The airline is looking to solve several recent problems it has had with pets dying; humans needing mid-air medical assistance or operations; violent passengers and...
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Anti-Cultists Using Scamatology TV to Stop Potential Converts from Joining Scamatology
NotClear, FL Cult Experts who have been trying to dissuade people that are falling under the spell of Scamatology have been having them watch Scamatology TV. "Generally, once they see about five minutes of the cult's TV station they are glad to n...
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Funeral Service to be Held at St. Bob's Next Week
With loads of horrible sadness, despair, and unfathomable amounts of depression wreaking pure and unholy havoc on his heart and his mind, Roger Mann, 34, took an elevator to the top floor of an abnormally tall building last Thursday. Believing...
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Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force
Colorado has changed the meaning of Rocky Mountain High to something more literal over the years. Now they are preparing some special weaponry especially for Federal Law Enforcement, should it come to enforce Federal cannabis regulations. "We call...
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Putin Claims No Russian Interference in Putin’s Election
In a shocking break with all his intelligence agencies Russian President Vladimir Putin confirms that he believes Vladimir Putin’s claim that he did not interfere in Russia’s elections. “A slanderous claim," the leader said when asked about the a...
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Scamatology Reps Visit North Korea to Study Their Labor Camps
Our correspondent has learned that the Church of Scamatology has sent representatives to North Korea to study their labor camp system. Scamatology has been known to throw wayward "Clams," as they like to be called, into either the RPF, which is where...
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President Vows To "Put The Lead Back In Paint"
In what Republican lawmakers touted as certain boost for the economy, the president revealed his plan today, to "Put The Lead Back In Paint." A spokesperson for the Society of Mothers For The Manufacture of Lead responded that this is exactly what...
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Descendants of Brothers Grimm Sue Trump Administration for Giving FairyTales a Bad Name
The ACLU today filed yet another suit against the Trump Administration, this time on behalf of the Brothers Grimm, or rather there genetic descendants of the Brothers Grimm. "We can no longer stand by as the plots and lessons embedded in the stori...
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