Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard
President Donald Trump this afternoon used his position as Commander-in-Chief to order the issue of 3 million rakes to all US service personnel, including the National Guard. Trump explained "I was talking last week to the Queen of Australia, Ange...
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LGBT Union To Organize Strikes If Employers Don't Do Exactly As It Says
The LGBTU, the union for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender people, has said that it will organize industrial action if employers from non-LGBTQI backgrounds don't do exactly as the LGBTU commands. And they're not messing about! The LGBTU says it...
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Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals
North Yorkshire Police have apologised for providing "too much detail" in a description of a man who performed a sex act in front of a woman in York. The force had said it was looking for a "fat, naked man" and described his sexual organs explicitly...
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Turks, Kurds and Whey, Weigh, Way
Face Transplant Goes Wrong, And Woman Ends Up Looking Like Bill Cosby
Earth's History Completely Ignored as NASA Seeks to Penetrate Surface of Mars
Trump bromance with Putin hits the skids
NASA's Secret Mission to Send Man to Jupiter Failed Miserably
Jamal Khashoggi Officially Forgotten About
British publications high on their own intestinal gases blur the news
Boy Sniffed Bicycle Seat
French Rioters Try To Pull Eiffel Tower Down
Man's Nose Wouldn't Stop Running
World leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries
"Over-Farting'' has now been declared a global deadly health threat by the WHO
Elephant in the room sighs and relieves itself over wide expanses in the news studio
Mr. Trump’s Tuesday morning response on the murder of Jamal Khashoggi has led to a special interview in Downtown Brown Studios, key rival to CNN. Downtown Brown’s news anchor Sterling Ballsworthy immediately confirmed the President’s position that...
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Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model
A writer and former model has said that the new craze of 'Dick pics' that has taken social media by storm, is completely harmless, and that people shouldn't be "so sensitive". Stina Saucers said that she receives "four or five" every day, and that...
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Trump pardons turkey. Lifts sanctions on Ankara.
The video of from President Trump forgiving one well-fed turkey on the White House lawns went viral. Trump marked the occasion with a speech saying that forgiving turkeys would make America great. The recipients of the Great Presidential Pardon were...
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Donald Trump blames “the world” for the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi
US President Donald Trump declared that “the world” was to blame for the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Mr Khashoggi died in Turkey on 2 October 2018. It was widely believed that he was killed by agents of Saudi Arabia’s crown prince...
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Man Ate Dead Fly, Thinking It Was A Raisin
A man from Hull has revealed how he made a glaring error, and ate a fly one morning with his breakfast, thinking it was a raisin on his Fruit 'n' Fibre. Myke Woodson, 55, had purchased the 750g box of breakfast cereal from the 24-hour Tesco supers...
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Man Saw Woman With Legs Hairier Than His Own
There has probably been a time in everyone's life when we've been unfortunate enough to have seen a woman with hairy legs, but nothing in one man's experience had prepared him for the sight he beheld whilst traveling on public transport in Hull recen...
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Trump And God Agree To Disagree
Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the...
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Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise
"Not again" said California resident, Mr Al Nino, today as he deleted his Facebook and Twitter accounts and cut off his phone and internet access. "I've had enough of this shit and I'm going into hiding." Mr Nino's anxiety is due to the news from...
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US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau
US President, Donald Trump, has told a press conference at the White House that the murder of the American citizen, John Allen Chau, by North Sentinel islanders was "unacceptable", and that his body should be handed over immediately if the savages do...
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Man Accepted Consequences Of His Actions
A man who chose to take a calculated risky gamble and lost, has accepted the consequences of his actions. "It's the way the cookie crumbles. Some you win, and some you lose," said the man, adding, "there are no guarantees in this game." It's no...
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Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket
Renowned blond tennis star, Eugenie Bouchard, is completely enjoying the sun and breezes at Richard Branson’s Necker Island. Currently underway, there is what is known as “the world’s sexiest tennis tournament.” On her second day on the island,...
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