Funny story: Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

The deadly Coronavirus, which was officially named by the World Health Organization (WHO) as Covid-19 earlier this week, is strongly resisting all attempts to rename it, and has been appearing in many places still under its original moniker. The v...

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Funny story: Man Uses 'Bum Gun' To Clean His Anus

Man Uses 'Bum Gun' To Clean His Anus

A man who used an Asian-style toilet has revealed how, after completing his business, he didn't use toilet tissue to clean his bottom, but, instead, utilised the hand-held water jet - known as a Bum Gun - to complete the task. In Western countries...

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Funny story: Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Chocolate manufacturers, as well as greeting card and flower sellers all over the world are in uproar this morning, after an international ban on celebrating Valentine's Day came into force, due to the possible spread of infection of the deadly You-k...

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Funny story: Greta Thornberg releases new book “My Campfire” and sets up Greta Youth of angry teenagers

Greta Thornberg releases new book “My Campfire” and sets up Greta Youth of angry teenagers

Angry Swedish climate activist Greta Thornberg has released her first book, warning of the dangers of traditional cooking methods, such as wood-burning stoves (used in some countries, like India), or gas and electric ovens, which leave a significant...

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Funny story: Pumpkin Chips Were Even Tastier Than Onion Chips!

Pumpkin Chips Were Even Tastier Than Onion Chips!

A man who, only last week, revealed that some onion chips he purchased and ate during a roadside stop on the way home from a market were "delicious", has now said that a packet of pumpkin chips he bought a few days later were even more tasty than the...

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Funny story: News Of The Future – Trump's Second Impeachment

News Of The Future – Trump's Second Impeachment

For the second time in the long tenure of his so-called presidency, President Trump has been called into question via an impeachment process. The difference this time, however, is that the impeachment has been put into play by a force outside the leg...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Could Mutate Into Black Death

Coronavirus Could Mutate Into Black Death

Scientists in China working on discovering an antidote for the Coronavirus have said that it is conceivable that it could yet mutate into the Bubonic Plague, or Black Death, which ravaged the world's population in the 14th century. The Black Deat...

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Funny story: Man-Coronavirus far more debilitating says WHO

Man-Coronavirus far more debilitating says WHO

The World Health Organisation stated last night, that, according to research, men suffering from the virulent, coronavirus disease will experience debilitating symptoms far in excess of those suffered by women A WHO spokesman told a news conferenc...

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Funny story: Power Blackout Ruined Man's Breakfast Routine

Power Blackout Ruined Man's Breakfast Routine

A power blackout at a most inconvenient time this morning, put paid to one man's regular breakfast arrangement, and forced him to make urgent changes to his routine. Electricity to properties in the Tapon area of Battambang was cut at around 6:00a...

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Funny story: Man Finds Tweezers Under Mattress After Long Interval

Man Finds Tweezers Under Mattress After Long Interval

A pair of tweezers that had long been forgotten about after going missing more than six months ago, have turned up safe and well underneath a mattress. The tweezers, which were sometimes used by their owner to pluck white hairs from his head, and,...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle found abandoned, tied to tree in Canada, hungry and with note saying “Sorry we couldn’t look after her anymore, please take care of her”

Meghan Markle found abandoned, tied to tree in Canada, hungry and with note saying “Sorry we couldn’t look after her anymore, please take care of her”

The RSPCA has been brought in after the discovery of the Duchess of Sussex tied to a maple tree in British Columbia, looking worn and haggard, and with a sad, handwritten note in her mouth. The note reads “Sorry, we couldn’t look after Duchess any...

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Funny story: Bat Soup Taken Off Menu At Chinese Restaurants

Bat Soup Taken Off Menu At Chinese Restaurants

Government authorities in China have acted quickly in the wake of the deadly Coronavirus outbreak, and have placed an "absolute and total ban" on the serving of bat soup in restaurants, it has been reported. The virus, which is thought to have bee...

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Funny story: Chinese Germ Warfare Program Coming Along Nicely

Chinese Germ Warfare Program Coming Along Nicely

Authorities in Beijing have said that the Chinese germ warfare program, one result of which has been the Coronavirus outbreak in the city of Wuhan, is coming along nicely, thank you. Details of the program are sketchy, but one of the agents being...

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Funny story: Man Visited Market, But Was Scared Shitless About Contracting Coronavirus

Man Visited Market, But Was Scared Shitless About Contracting Coronavirus

A man who visited a market in southeast Asia with his wife on Sunday, has revealed how he was literally in fear of his life, due to the presence in the market of so many Chinese people who could have been infected with the Coronavirus. Moys Kenwoo...

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Funny story: Man Ate Onion Chips, And Thoroughly Enjoyed Them

Man Ate Onion Chips, And Thoroughly Enjoyed Them

A man who was feeling a bit peckish, and who spied a pack of onion-flavored chips in a roadside shop, bought and ate them, and was heartily impressed with the product! The incident occurred as Moys Kenwood, 56, was travelling back from Battambang...

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Funny story: Excitement across Middle East as President Trump’s Peace Plan promises all Palestinians in the Occupied Territories one free Domino’s Pizza with every pizza purchased for equal or greater value (subject to availability)

Excitement across Middle East as President Trump’s Peace Plan promises all Palestinians in the Occupied Territories one free Domino’s Pizza with every pizza purchased for equal or greater value (subject to availability)

The General Assembly of the United Nations erupted into spontaneous applause following news that the unrest in the Middle East could soon end, after President Donald Trump revealed an exciting new deal for Israelis and Palestinians. Standing next...

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Funny story: Bolton flees to Canada claiming Assange as precedent

Bolton flees to Canada claiming Assange as precedent

Insider sources indicate Mr. Bolton is claiming he is in the position of Julian Assange, currently languishing in Belmarsh Prison, London. Mr. Bolton was spotted in a Continental Trailways bus entering Canada at the Detroit-Windsor border wearing...

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Funny story: Chinese New Year Called Off Due To Filthy Spitting Habit

Chinese New Year Called Off Due To Filthy Spitting Habit

Authorities in Beijing have called off celebrations for the Chinese New Year, due to the complete lack of hygiene practised by the greater majority of people in the country. The government said that they are especially concerned about spitting.

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Funny story: Man's Wife Climbed Tree As If She Were A Chimp

Man's Wife Climbed Tree As If She Were A Chimp

There were stares of disbelief, and at least one instance of jaw-dropping amazement late this afternoon, as a woman ascended a tree rather in the style of a monkey, to the absolute astonishment of those watching. The incident took place as Moys Ke...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth to Head Ku Klux Klan

Queen Elizabeth to Head Ku Klux Klan

Sources in the United States and Britain reveal that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth is poised to be appointed as honorary figurehead of the Ku Klux Klan. An interviewer in London spoke with the Queen as she was preparing to fly to New Orleans to meet...

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