Adolf Hitler And Charlie Chaplin Historians In Row Over Who Copied Whose Moustache
Enthusiasts of the former German Chancellor and tyrant, Adolf Hitler, and those of silent-movie comedian Charlie Chaplin, are engaged in a war of words over which of the two men was first to sport the famous moustache they both became synonymous with...
Read full storyMargaret Thatcher Statue Is Creepily Real, And May Come To Life, Say Residents
A statue of former Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, due to be sited in her hometown of Grantham in Lincolnshire, has worried local residents, who say it looks too lifelike, and may come alive to scare them. Thatcher, thankfully now dead, was the...
Read full storyRussia Pumped Sub-freezing Air Mass into U.S.
Pasadena, CA. Scientists at Cal Tech's Jet Propulsion Laboratory here revealed today that the unbelievably cold air mass that has throttled the American Midwest for several days was, in fact, a vast Siberian air pocket that was forced over the North...
Read full storyBungee jumping babies arrested in Malaysia
The latest 'kick' for parents travelling through Southeast Asia is to allow their babies to go 'Bungee Jumping!' Local authorities are finding this latest internet hype rather 'bouncy' and have arrested parents waiting to send their babies on an a...
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Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin
Man Loves His Wife So Much, He Hasn't Got The Heart To Tell Her That Her Dress Is Absolutely Fucking Garish
Man's Valentine's Day Gift Went Unappreciated
Auckland’s Mt Eden volcano blows its top at $50,000 fine for smoking in public.
No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson
Scamatology Recruits Religious Groups from All Over the Universe to Protest A & E Broadcasts
Man's Wife Cut His Hair, With An Outcome That Was Less Than Satisfactory
Cell phone found in puddle shows Guaido confused but ready for more input from US
Donald Trump Still Focused On As Comedians and Writers Continue To Lose Artistic Value
Man Was Scared Shitless Five Times In As Many Minutes!
Robinson Crusoe duck dies of a broken heart and loneliness!
Turning Point UK In Total Confusion Over Stuff
International Best-Selling Author Writes Another Book About Stress Management That Nobody Has Any Time To Read
Accomplished author, Bob Durning, recently wrote a 790-page book about stress management that nobody has any time to read. The number 1 hit seller, which has the potential of completely rocking the world of literature, is currently sitting in...
Read full storyPope Admits Catholic Church Is Now Like Something Out Of A Marquis de Sade Novel
Pope Francis has admitted that there have been "grave errors" in the administration of affairs within the Catholic church down the years, and that, at times, things have resembled erotic scenarios and events such as the public might have read about i...
Read full storyMan's Bicycle Chain Came Off When He Stood Up To Pedal
A pleasant afternoon cycling through country lanes turned sour for one man at the weekend, when, coming to a slight incline in the road, and rising out of his seat to exert extra force with his legs, his chain came off, and he plunged earthwards, bef...
Read full storyBolton and Abrams discovered in regime change rituals in dank basement
The hacker group Dark Overbored has once again released intimate details on those currently governing US policy. This time it's via new technology in “doorknob surveillance,” and a series of “doorknob studies” for "interior scenes." To the fol...
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Police Car Chase Was Strictly In Accordance With Traffic Laws
A police car involved in a daring high-speed chase with another car that had been stolen by criminals last night, was driven completely in accordance with the rules of the road, as specified within the UK Traffic Laws. The 'chase', in Peckham, Lon...
Read full storySexual Abuse Still Topping The List Of Abuses
They say that some things never change, and that certainly seems to be the case with 'abuse', which, a study has found, that, for the seventh year running, Sexual Abuse still tops the list of popular abuses. Reported crime involving sexual abuse a...
Read full storyBoy Decides To Sue His Parents So That He Can Go To Ibiza
A boy has told a group of his closest friends that he is to sue his parents for having him without his consent, so that he can pay for a holiday to Ibiza. Sam Bratt, 17, says he did not ask to be born, and, although he loves his life, and his pare...
Read full storyInternationally Famous Ghost Hunter's Penis Too Small To Enter Hoia Baciu Forest In Romania At Night Without Cameras
With an ego the size of Jupiter, and a constant desire for media attention because he feels insecure with himself, internationally-famous ghost hunter, Jonathan Casey, confessed last Tuesday that his penis is only 4 inches long when fully erect, and...
Read full storyMan Had Unwelcome Woman Guest At His House For Two Days
Hospitality is a wonderful thing, but not when your wife extends it to a woman you're not keen on, who then proceeds to stay overnight and treat your house as if it were her own. That's the scenario that presented itself to one man in Tapon at the...
Read full storyGuaido to receive citizens committee award for support of US intervention
Breaking: Yesterday, self-proclaimed president of Venezuela Juan Guaido indicated he just might allow the possibility of US intervention to rescue his country. He stressed the importance of saving lives as motivation for this military intervention...
Read full storyMan's Unwelcome Guest Had Cheapfucker Imitation Bag
In a story published earlier on these pages regarding a man who had to endure an unwanted female houseguest, due to his wife's kindness, I had intended to mention the woman's possessions were stored in a cheapfucker adidas-imitation bag, but I forgot...
Read full storyDictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?
Moscow, Russia Vlad Putin once again hosted a meeting of the World Dictators. The main rule to be a member is you must be the head of a country rated “Not Free” by the Freedom House. Presently, there are 50 qualifiers, some more famous like Daniel O...
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Vietnam war protest returns
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Short-sighted alpaca gets special deal from French Specsavers!
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Long-awaited Sequel To Popular Novel Finally in Bookstores
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Federal Employee Fired For Making Spelling Mistake On Placard
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Man Was Given Birthday Cake, Even Though It Wasn't His Birthday
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Hillary Clinton swears herself in as US President following example from Venezuela
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Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting
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Regime change handbook on Venezuela found in Marco Rubio’s trash by garbage truck sleuths
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