Researchers Cut The Cheese in the Tomb of Ptooie Punte
Researchers in the tomb of Ptooie Punte, Mayor of Memphis Eygpt, discovered that the ancient mummy mayor was packing cheese! Indeed, that cheese contains contaminants that may have killed the pharoah and many in his family. "This cheese causes ext...
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Man Had One Thought On His Mind: Baked Beans
A man who has spent much of the last ten years of his life away from his native England, had only one thought on his mind last night: Baked Beans! The man, Moys Kenwood, 55, left the UK in 2009, and, during his time spent abroad, first in Thailand...
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Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks
A man who allowed himself to get somewhat 'carried away' during coitus with his wife, had an uncomfortable wait today, whilst she performed a home pregnancy test on herself. The man, who is not normally so irresponsible, is a man who you do not kn...
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Woman Flicked Her Friend's Bean In Full View Of Boss
An office worker at a major financial company in New York, landed herself in hot water this afternoon, after an unsavory incident in the firm's canteen. Marsha Wibblestein, 22, was having lunch with co-workers, Gretchen Hilder, Tammy Papp and Bren...
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German Police Arrest Squirrel
German man-eating mini squirrel terrorises village, not Hamlin!
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Overseas Teacher Quits Job And Returns Home
South Korea. Alex Peterson, 27, earned his Master's Degree in Education last Spring and decided that he would dive into a life full of excitement and adventure by teaching overseas. After spending so many years reading books and studying, Alex felt...
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Students Left 'Reeling' After They Learn That Teacher Will Be On Leave For A While
Students at a school in Battambang were left 'reeling', when they were told their Science teacher would be taking some holiday leave, and would be going back to England for a while. The students learnt the news - one of the few things they have le...
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Trump Negotiators Accuse Mexico and Canada of Using Secret Languages in Talks
Today the Trump administration complained that Canadian and Mexican trade talk officials have been talking around U.S. officials and even joking about them using some kind of secret language. "No es cierto," replied one negotiator from Mexico, "It...
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Rep. Devin Nunes rebuffed by UK deep state
Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Devin Nunes, traveled across the pond recently to speak with top officials of Britain’s intelligence services. Perhaps Nunes should have called ahead because upon arrival he discovered no one willing to...
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John McCain - Modesty, machismo and mystery
To paraphrase the lyrics of Oscar Hammerstein II, written for the musical South Pacific, in a song titled, A Wonderful Guy, John McCain was a: “Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, (deep breath) wonderful, wonderful guy.” Amen. He was...
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Game Involving Wordplay Causes Controversy In Classroom
A wordplay game used by a teacher to stimulate his students' learning capabilities, backfired and descended into a full-blown argument. Moys Kenwood, who blags his way around teaching science, said to his class: "The word 'Constantinople' is a...
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Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"
A teacher in the Cambodian second city of Battambang was "crushed" when student in his classroom guessed his age as 60, chuckling as he did. Moys Kenwood, 55, was asked his age by one of his more enthusiastic students, but he wasn't about to give...
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Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood
In an earth-shattering report, a study released earlier today by the VRI -- now known as the Vampire Research Institute -- concluded that the blood of caucasians is widely considered by the vampiric community to be the most “pure” and desired blood o...
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Man Carries Out Comparison Study Of Airport Toilet Facilities
A man travelling by air from Phnom Penh in Cambodia via Hong Kong to Manchester in England, has told how he carried out a comparison study of the toilet facilities in each of the three international airports. First, Moys Kenwood, 55, cast his eyes...
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