King Charles addresses the rumor that one of the Buckingham Palace royal guards is an Al-Qaeda terrorist
Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck first broke the story about a Buckingham Palace guard actually being an Al-Qaeda operative. Buck said that he got the scoop from record producer and businessman Simon Cowell. Cowell reportedly heard the rum…
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A 70-foot high tsunami sinks a Russian destroyer
The Kremlin Voice reports that a devastating tsunami has sunk a Russian naval destroyer. The KV states that the Russian warship, "The Olga Svetsinovich," sunk within 14 minutes of getting hit by the massive wave, which was taller than a seven stor…
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May we all suckle the sap of the "Leader Log"
Since no one can find Lukashenko, dictator and Putin puppet of Belarus, the good people of that country have decided to elect a log of wood as its leader. The log has promised sweeping reforms! All trees shall be protected and given equal right…
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A Hezbollah hitman is arrested at a wrestling match
One of the world's most wanted terrorist hitmen, Yaseen Su Tibia, was arrested as he sat in the second row at a WWE wrestling match in New York City. The Hezbollah terrorist, who is known as "The Crazy Creep," told arresting officers that he is n…
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Flaccidia, world's smallest and underwhelming country considers name change
Flaccidia, that not-very-impressive country located east of Portugal but west of China, is considering a name change to rectify its unfortunate reputation as the baby carrot of nations. Prime Minister Justus MacPolo explained, "We're actually a bi…
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Reports out of London are that Russia's KGB has Donald Trump on their "people to kidnap" list
The United Kingdom's news agency, Ta Ta For Now News, reports that a secret text message was intercepted that was going from the KGB to President Vladimir Nikita Putin's chief of security. The message stated that the pussy grabbing, tax evader, (a…
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A shepherd in Bangladesh breeds a yak with a goat - and it's not a joke!
Italy Is Facing The Worst Pepperoni Shortage In 53 Years
Swedish book burning needs focus - aim for the Jewels!
A volcano suddenly forms right next to a famous popular ski resort in Switizerland
A new book reveals that Robin Hood was actually a horrible archer
Did Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?
The British submarine the HMS Camilla Parker Bowles almost fired torpedoes at a wayward Norwegian fishing boat off the English coast
King Charles, personally donates £1 million to Ukraine's war effort
An earthquake fault has just formed in Scotland
Rainbow frightens and confuses Ugandan President
Watch out Putin, Yevgeny Prigozhin is coming to get you — maybe
'Z' mark on cars now has some folks confused in Ukraine
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wants to visit the United Kingdom
The leader of North Korea recently surprised King Charles III with a text message, expressing a keen desire to visit England and tour Buckingham Palace. The Korean leader expressed his admiration for King Charles' mother, the queen, and couldn't h…
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King Charles and President Biden sign 'The Anti-Terrorist Pact"
Word filtering out of Buckingham Palace is that King Charles III, and President Joe Biden have agreed to sign what they are calling the "US/UK Anti-Terrorist Pact." According to Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, the pact states in no unc…
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A 6.9 earthquake hits Moscow
Moscow was rocked to its core when a 6.9 earthquake hit Russia's capitol city at 2:59 am. The Kremlin reported that 37 portraits of President Vladimir Nikita Putin were knocked off the wall and landed on the imported Italian marble floor. The K…
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Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the…
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Putin puts in the nukes to expand border
Lukashenko, the Head Tough Guy from Belarus, may or may not be invisible. Some have not seen him. Some have seen his double. Some have seen footage of him saying things that may be from today or 20 years ago but with the audio spliced. Rumors a…
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The 7th Cavalry US Armored Division decimates one of Putin's top divisions at the Battle of Izyum
Reports from the heart of Russia indicate that President Putin is fuming with rage as yet another of his cherished divisions crumbles under the relentless assault of an American Artillery Division at Izyum, Ukraine. The latest headlines from Boom…
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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner
The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men has been captured by two La Brea Police Department police officers. You might think the Taliban is a throwback from the 2000s but it still has some tail-end SEO activity.
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The HMS Outcast sinks a Russian destroyer
In a stunning display of naval prowess, the HMS Outcast of the Royal Navy has taken down the notorious Russian destroyer, The Comradess Olga, much to the dismay of President Putin. The ill-fated Russian sub, on its way back to Mother Russia for a…
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A Cambodian mini-plane sinks a Russian submarine
BuzzFuzz is reporting on an incident in the Black Sea involving a Russian submarine and a mischievous Cambodian mini-plane. As the submarine innocently resurfaced for a crew smoke break, little did they know that misfortune was waiting behind a cl…
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A burro herder discovers gold in The Pico de Gallo Mountains
Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that a burro herder, who was deeply engrossed in digging a hole, stumbled upon something so dazzling in the dirt that it nearly blinded him with shock and amazement. The sun glinted off the object, casting a gol…
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A tremendous mudslide buries dozens of Italian vineyards
The cost of wine will certainly be going up as a recent mudslide has destroyed over 30 of Italy's best vineyards. The mudslide nicknamed "II Fango," struck at 3:33 am, Cleveland time. Early reports are that two of "The Boot Country's" major vin…
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London's gay undercover vice squad is a huge success
King Charles III, has just been informed that the new gay undercover vice squad has proved to be a bloody good success after just the first week. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard noted that in just seven days, the GUVS accounted for taking 37 vagr…
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A Greek submarine loses its radar system and ends up at the South Pole
Reports coming out of the ancient country of Greece reveal that one of Greece's state-of-the-art submarines had a malfunction with its radar system, causing it to end up off course...way, way off course. The Polaris submarine "Delphi" was conducti…
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An Isis terrorist is captured eating breakfast at an IHOP
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Canadian Prime Minister's eighth international trip in 6 months prompts demands he return because everyone despises him
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A gigantic mudslide in Belgium practically destroys the country's Brussels sprouts industry
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Thailands ladyboys are voted the prettiest and the sexiest transgenders in all of Asia
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Millions of tons from a mudslide that hit Portugal are now in Spain
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Saudi Arabian man has four wives?
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A new book alleges that the infamous pirate Jean Lafitte was a bi-buccaneer
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Canada is sending the battleship 'Margaret Trudeau' to Ukraine
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Welcome to Israel - Shatner hole of the Middle East
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Israeli security forces arrest terrorist donkey
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Bless his loving soul, for he's the Kwisatz Haderach
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A tremendous volcanic eruption in the Amazon Forest destroys 86% of the Brazil Nut crop
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Putin playing Mickey-Mouse games with nuclear bombs
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Why is Putin shrinking?
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Prince Harry offers to mediate between Russia’s President Putin and Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin
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Should the Russian Wagner mercenary group surrender weapons to Putin?
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A UK submarine, the HMS Sherwood Forest, sinks a Russian munitions vessel
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A Cambodian submarine is missing after it hits a school of tuna
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Emmanuel “Jesus” Macron sips champagne
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A top Al-Qaeda spy is arrested watching the Yankees and the Astros at Yankee Stadium
