Funny story: Big Penis Is Becoming Flaccid

Big Penis Is Becoming Flaccid

In news that many will find scarcely believable, it's been reported that a change is afoot at Cerne Abbas, the Dorset village where a giant image of a man with a huge cock and balls dominates a chalk hillside - its penis is starting to droop. Init...

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Funny story: Man Tried To Block Out Wedding Music By Playing The Fall At Full Volume

Man Tried To Block Out Wedding Music By Playing The Fall At Full Volume

A man who became incensed after he was forced, yet again, to endure the torture of another Cambodian wedding ceremony close to his home, eventually snapped, and resorted to unconventional measures to block out the loud music coming from the venue.

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Funny story: COVID-19: Man Insisting That He Will 'Die Looking Good'

COVID-19: Man Insisting That He Will 'Die Looking Good'

A man who will almost certainly 'bite the dust' when the Coronavirus eventually gets around to visiting him, has said that, rather than fight a useless battle, he will go willingly, but will go 'looking good'. Moys Kenwood, 56, is in the wrong age...

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Funny story: "Moose Ears" - Odd Greeting Sweeps Over North America

"Moose Ears" - Odd Greeting Sweeps Over North America

Moose Ears, British Columbia. Woof Blister reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. This isolated mountain hamlet of Moose Ears, B.C., has drawn the attention of both Canadians and Americans due to the odd but cheery greeting that originated her...

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Funny story: COVID-19: Man Panicked After Touching His Face

COVID-19: Man Panicked After Touching His Face

A man who is completely au fait with every one of the government's anti-Coronavirus precautions, and strictly adheres to them, had a crisis earlier this afternoon, when he unwittingly and inadvertently touched his own face. This was after touching...

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Funny story: Boy Blew Trumpet Endlessly

Boy Blew Trumpet Endlessly

In a bizarre turn of events earlier today, it's been reported that a boy armed with a plastic trumpet blew on it so hard, and for so long, that a man who lived opposite the little bastard felt like going across the road and ramming down his throat.

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Funny story: Man Saw 'Other Man' In The Countryside

Man Saw 'Other Man' In The Countryside

Sometimes, some things and some people seem strangely 'out of place', as if they 'just don't belong', and thus it seemed to one man yesterday, as he and his wife took a motorbike ride into the countryside, on their way to a river where they hoped th...

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Funny story: China Makes New 'Amusement Park' Out Of Great Pacific Garbage Patch Trash

China Makes New 'Amusement Park' Out Of Great Pacific Garbage Patch Trash

China, always eager to better its position both economically and militarily in the world has taken the Giant Trash Pile swirling about the currents of the Pacific Ocean and made an 'amusement park' out of it. Starting by netting all the floating d...

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Funny story: Race On To Find Word That Rhymes With 'Nincompoop'

Race On To Find Word That Rhymes With 'Nincompoop'

It's been reported that etymologists worldwide are involved in a desperate race to find a word that rhymes with 'nincompoop'. And that doesn't mean, of course, that they can use words like 'stoop', 'loop', or 'hoop', but the rhyming word must rhym...

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Funny story: Man Left Job After One Day As He Wanted To Kill Two Of His Colleagues

Man Left Job After One Day As He Wanted To Kill Two Of His Colleagues

A man has revealed how, many moons ago, he was left with no choice but to abandon a position of employment after just one day in the job, when he realised that, by turning up at his work on the second day might result in the deaths of two of his coll...

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Funny story: Hemorrhoids Cases On The Rise, As Folks Sitting Around On Their Arses All Day Long

Hemorrhoids Cases On The Rise, As Folks Sitting Around On Their Arses All Day Long

Hemorrhoids, or 'piles' as they are more lovingly known, are on the increase, it's been claimed, and it's all down to the excessive amount of lounging around people are doing during the lockdown for the deadly Coronavirus. Hemorrhoids - sometimes...

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Funny story: Guatemala Facing a Serious Financial Crisis is Having to Sell Their Two Naval Vessels

Guatemala Facing a Serious Financial Crisis is Having to Sell Their Two Naval Vessels

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala – The president of Guatemala has just informed the citizens of Gua-Gua, as the country is affectionately called by the other Central American countries, that the nation has run out of money. President Alejandro "Guacamole...

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Funny story: Man Could Soon Be Eating Rice For Breakfast, Dinner And Tea

Man Could Soon Be Eating Rice For Breakfast, Dinner And Tea

An Englishman who, as a general rule, doesn't eat that much rice, has said that, before very much longer, he could quite easily be eating it for breakfast, dinner and tea. Indeed, he could be eating it in his sleep. The dire situation has come...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un is Shipping an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile To Puerto Rico

Kim Jong-un is Shipping an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile To Puerto Rico

PYONGYANG, North Korea – The Supreme Leader of the supreme country of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, told the Korean News Agency that he will be shipping a brand new missile to Puerto Rico. The Kimster said that the missile is still in the box, and it...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Secures Bargain Buy on 500 Million Use N 95 Masks

Jared Kushner Secures Bargain Buy on 500 Million Use N 95 Masks

Jared "The Cush" Kushner has worked out a deal with several Trump trading partners to secure N95 masks that would have "just been heading to the incinerator". "Absolutely no reason to waste these perfectly good masks," said Kushner, "It's just am...

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Funny story: Man Put So Much Vinegar On His Chips, That His Eyes Watered!

Man Put So Much Vinegar On His Chips, That His Eyes Watered!

A man who had chips for his tea on Friday evening, has revealed that he put such a large amount of vinegar on his chips, that, as he lowered his head slightly towards his plate to eat one which he had already speared with his fork, his eyes stung as...

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Funny story: Man Thought He Might Have Had An Ant In His Underpants

Man Thought He Might Have Had An Ant In His Underpants

A man who had severely itchy knackers, this morning, thought he might have had an ant in his underpants. The man, who spoke to me on condition of anonymity, said that he had been sat in the kitchen doorway of his home, talking to his wife, who was...

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Funny story: Fortune Teller Was Talking Shit

Fortune Teller Was Talking Shit

A man whose wife took him along with her when she went to see a local fortune teller, has told of how the latter totally conned his wife into believing all kinds of bullshit, based on 'evidence' unearthed by several severely questionable means. Mo...

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Funny story: Trump sings Chinese National Anthem in major diplomatic row

Trump sings Chinese National Anthem in major diplomatic row

A major diplomatic row has blown up between the Unites States and China as a result of a version of the Chinese National Anthem sung by President Donald Trump today in Washington DC. Trump decided to sing the English language version of the anthe...

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Funny story: Expert Denounces US and UK Leaders as Coronavirus Crisis Continues

Expert Denounces US and UK Leaders as Coronavirus Crisis Continues

The USA and the UK are leading the world in terms of an unwanted statistic: the number of coronavirus deaths. And in the wake of this, the leaders of both great nations have come under the searching scrutiny of a leading expert, who has exposed th...

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