Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning
In a daring follow-up to the recent poisoning of Skripal and his daughter, the Prime Minister of England will not rest on mere accusations. Ms. May has asserted that either Russia is directly responsible for attacking the Skripals, or has somehow...
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Russia’s Maria Zakharova and the UK’s Boris Johnson meet for kick-box wrestling match at the Hague
Press Secretary of the Russian Foreign Ministry Maria Zakharova has had her challenge to UK’s Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson accepted. Mr. Johnson and Ms. Zakharova went at it just last evening inside an ICC auditorium, standing room only. In...
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First April Fools Easter Sunday Since Crucifiction Says ‘Eater Of Blood’ Prof
Jerusalem, Israel - A highly successful Ancient Judean hoax is coming full circle this weekend according to the author of a book about Christian subjugation to Jewish ritual cannibalism during the dark daze of the Roman Plague. Former Chief Rabbis...
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Putin denies Soccer World Cup to be played in Russia
In breaking news, the Kremlin has denied reports that the soccer World Cup will be staged in Russia in June this year. Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Laughitoff, speaking from the Kremlin Nerve Agent Denial Directorate, commented "We reject this...
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Yuri Gagarin's Death a Hoax (sort of)
Cat Got Stuck In Tree
Message On T-shirt Was Misleading
Trump and Kim Jong Un to Meet in Fiji IHOP
Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread
Saint Valentine not popular, says Saint Kevin
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White House confirms: Trump and Jong Un have ALREADY MET
German witches cook their soup with human limbs!
Raskolnikov contacted in Hades comments on Boris Johnson’s Easter Speech
Mr. Johnson’s Easter Speech and his reference to Dostoevsky has drawn considerable interest in Lower Bowel 4A Division, Continental Hades. (Wikipedia explains that "Lower Bowel" was originally "Lower Bower" and somehow changed over the course of t...
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Valerie Thighborg allowed to visit Julian Assange using sign language only
The embassy where Mr. Assange has been sheltered since 2012 has been jamming his communications and has not allowed visitors. Until Ms. Thighborg’s arrival, that is. Ms. Thighborg first met Mr. Assange as an investigator with the Swedish prose...
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China buys Australia using a credit card
Chinese government spokesman Wun Hung Lo has just announced that Australia is now part of China. Speaking from his Beijing penthouse spa Lo said "Using Great Leader For Life Or Eternity, which ever takes longer's, credit card, re haf now bought e...
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Man Finds Cockroach In Strawberry Yoghurt
A man in the Thai capital of Bangkok has related how he found something he hadn't expected in his morning pot of strawberry yoghurt. Moys Kenwood, 48, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, bought the 'healthy-bacterial' treat from the Tang Hua S...
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Mark Zuckerberg Unfriended By Thousands On Facebook
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, who has been answering questions before Congress about his company's relationship with Cambridge Analytica, has been feeling the backlash this week - he's been 'Unfriended' by more than 50,000 'friends'. The c...
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Trump denies meddling in Russian election
Russian President Putin has won another landslide election, bringing him another six years of power to add to the fourteen he has already enjoyed. However, some were sceptical about how the balding murdering former spy was able to manage such a feat.
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Couple To Divorce Over Toilet Seat
A couple in Barrow-in-Furness have told family and friends that they are to divorce after failing to reach an amicable agreement in their decades-old dispute over their toilet seat. Malcolm and Marjery Loggerhead have been man and wife for 52 year...
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Fruit Was Off
There was drama in Southeast Asia this morning when a man who had intended to eat some yellow watermelon for breakfast discovered after opening his fridge, that the fruit was off, and by some quite considerable distance! Moys Kenwood, 47, had boug...
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BOJO boots giant Russian Bear into Hitler's grave!
British foreign diplomacy has lost it's 'savoir-faire' ever since a toffee-nosed buffoon was given the responsibility of representing this once great nation. As the world looks upon a Russian storm brewing in a poisoned chalice, BOJO has decided t...
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April Fools
Unlike some less reputable news outlets we at Back and to the Left news don’t “toe the line” when it comes to traditional pieces. In other words we don’t make up a fake news story just because it’s the first of April. So we caught up with what’s goin...
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Horny elephants run riot on Spanish motorway chasing Nelly!
A hoard of horny (not literally, they have tusks) elephants that broke out of a circus caused havoc on a Spanish motorway in Spain. Coincidentally, on the same weekend when raging Spanish bulls chase human morons dressed in red! Although, the male el...
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