A Hezbollah hitman is arrested at a wrestling match
One of the world's most wanted terrorist hitmen, Yaseen Su Tibia, was arrested as he sat in the second row at a WWE wrestling match in New York City. The Hezbollah terrorist, who is known as "The Crazy Creep," told arresting officers that he is n…
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King Charles addresses the rumor that one of the Buckingham Palace royal guards is an Al-Qaeda terrorist
Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck first broke the story about a Buckingham Palace guard actually being an Al-Qaeda operative. Buck said that he got the scoop from record producer and businessman Simon Cowell. Cowell reportedly heard the rum…
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A tremendous mudslide buries dozens of Italian vineyards
The cost of wine will certainly be going up as a recent mudslide has destroyed over 30 of Italy's best vineyards. The mudslide nicknamed "II Fango," struck at 3:33 am, Cleveland time. Early reports are that two of "The Boot Country's" major vin…
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King Charles and President Biden sign 'The Anti-Terrorist Pact"
Word filtering out of Buckingham Palace is that King Charles III, and President Joe Biden have agreed to sign what they are calling the "US/UK Anti-Terrorist Pact." According to Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, the pact states in no unc…
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A 70-foot high tsunami sinks a Russian destroyer
The Kremlin Voice reports that a devastating tsunami has sunk a Russian naval destroyer. The KV states that the Russian warship, "The Olga Svetsinovich," sunk within 14 minutes of getting hit by the massive wave, which was taller than a seven stor…
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A burro herder discovers gold in The Pico de Gallo Mountains
Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that a burro herder, who was deeply engrossed in digging a hole, stumbled upon something so dazzling in the dirt that it nearly blinded him with shock and amazement. The sun glinted off the object, casting a gol…
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North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wants to visit the United Kingdom
The 7th Cavalry US Armored Division decimates one of Putin's top divisions at the Battle of Izyum
A tremendous volcanic eruption in the Amazon Forest destroys 86% of the Brazil Nut crop
An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner
A Greek submarine loses its radar system and ends up at the South Pole
A Powerful Tsunami Totally Submerges Fukuoka, Japan
Thailands ladyboys are voted the prettiest and the sexiest transgenders in all of Asia
Italy Is Facing The Worst Pepperoni Shortage In 53 Years
A volcano suddenly forms right next to a famous popular ski resort in Switizerland
A gigantic mudslide in Belgium practically destroys the country's Brussels sprouts industry
United States submarine The Great White Shark sinks a North Korean PT Boat that got too close to Massachusetts
Definitive Proof That The Moon Landing Was Real
Millions of tons from a mudslide that hit Portugal are now in Spain
In what Portuguese authorities are calling the "Abuela (Grandmother) of All Mudslides," reports are that millions of tons of Portuguese mud are not in Spain. Spanish authorities report that the mudslide caused widespread destruction throughout the…
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A 6.9 earthquake hits Moscow
Moscow was rocked to its core when a 6.9 earthquake hit Russia's capitol city at 2:59 am. The Kremlin reported that 37 portraits of President Vladimir Nikita Putin were knocked off the wall and landed on the imported Italian marble floor. The K…
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The HMS Outcast sinks a Russian destroyer
In a stunning display of naval prowess, the HMS Outcast of the Royal Navy has taken down the notorious Russian destroyer, The Comradess Olga, much to the dismay of President Putin. The ill-fated Russian sub, on its way back to Mother Russia for a…
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London's gay undercover vice squad is a huge success
King Charles III, has just been informed that the new gay undercover vice squad has proved to be a bloody good success after just the first week. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard noted that in just seven days, the GUVS accounted for taking 37 vagr…
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Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the…
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A Russian Destroyer Hits An Iceberg In The North Sea
MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - Russia's Kremlin Voice reports that a Russian destroyer, The Mrs. Joseph Stalin, has hit a 62-ton iceberg in the North Sea, and the vessel has sunk. The Russian warship was on a spying mission gathering highly classified in…
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A UK submarine, the HMS Sherwood Forest, sinks a Russian munitions vessel
The United Kingdom's Tickety Boo News has just broken the story that the British submarine, The Sherwood Forest, has just sunk a Type A Russian munitions ship,The Siberian Witch. The Russian frigate was apparently headed toward the Ukranie to deli…
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Al-Qaeda's Mean Camels Division is ranked as one of the meanest in the terrorism business
The International Inquirer brings you the latest report on the infamous Camels terrorist group, known for their comical yet mischievous antics across the globe. At the helm of the organization is none other than Gen. Umsali Fi Izzi, a man with a t…
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Reports out of London are that Russia's KGB has Donald Trump on their "people to kidnap" list
The United Kingdom's news agency, Ta Ta For Now News, reports that a secret text message was intercepted that was going from the KGB to President Vladimir Nikita Putin's chief of security. The message stated that the pussy grabbing, tax evader, (a…
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Canada is sending the battleship 'Margaret Trudeau' to Ukraine
The Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has informed the citziens of Canada that he will will sending Canada's battleship, The Margaret Trudeau, to aid the Ukraininan government in it's battle to defeat the Russian forces of President Putin./stron…
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A Devastating Earthquake Hits Switzerland And Destroys 88% of The Tulip Industry
BERN, Switizerland - (Spoof News) - Hold onto your tulips, folks! Switzerland has been shaken to its core by a massive 7.7 earthquake that hit at 4:04 am Tijuana, Mexico, time, and sent shockwaves through the country's beloved tulip industry. Lucy…
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An earthquake fault has just formed in Scotland
Ipso Facto News (Scotland) is reporting that a huge earthquake fault has just formed in southern Scotland. Scottish authorities have investigated and they say that although it is not in the same league as California's San Andreas Fault, the Scotti…
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Lightning Strikes a Chinese Chopstick Factory and Burns Over 2 Million Chopsticks
HONK KONG, China - (Spoof News) - The Fortune Cookie News Agency has the chopstick scoop of the century! A massive lightning bolt has blasted The Happy Face Chopstick Factory and destroyed a staggering 2 million chopsticks. The factory's security…
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King Charles, personally donates £1 million to Ukraine's war effort
The BBC has just announced that a source inside Buckingham Palace has made it known that King Charles, has just donated £1 million to President Volodymyr Zelenskyy's Ukraine War effort against the invading heathens, Putin's troops. Charles notes t…
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Putin playing Mickey-Mouse games with nuclear bombs
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Prince Harry offers to mediate between Russia’s President Putin and Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin
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A Cambodian submarine is missing after it hits a school of tuna
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A top Al-Qaeda spy is arrested watching the Yankees and the Astros at Yankee Stadium
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Definitive Proof That The Moon Landing Was Real
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An Isis terrorist is captured eating breakfast at an IHOP
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May we all suckle the sap of the "Leader Log"
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Canadian Prime Minister's eighth international trip in 6 months prompts demands he return because everyone despises him
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Happy birthday King Charles III
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A gigantic mudslide in Belgium practically destroys the country's Brussels sprouts industry
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Thailands ladyboys are voted the prettiest and the sexiest transgenders in all of Asia
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