Funny story: Trump and Khamenei get down to it incognito in Club Methuselah

Trump and Khamenei get down to it incognito in Club Methuselah

Looser Guccifer 2.O has just released (via NSA files) a recent meeting between the two leaders in a dank underground club in New York. These leaders must pose as very tough for their people, who look to them to be unflinching and very cool--versus...

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Funny story: Buddhist Chanting Got On Man's Wick

Buddhist Chanting Got On Man's Wick

Prolonged Buddhist chanting over a 3-day period because of a funeral, got on the nerves of one man so much, he considered going to the nearby temple and burning it down. The man, whose identity must be guarded to avoid any grief, awoke on Friday m...

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Funny story: Man Took Family On Bamboo Train Ride, And Nearly Shit His Load

Man Took Family On Bamboo Train Ride, And Nearly Shit His Load

A man who took his family to a tourist attraction which had its own miniature Bamboo Train, decided to give it a try, and nearly shat his pants. The location was about 45 minutes from Battambang town center, but the dilapidated Tuk Tuk that took M...

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Funny story: Mosquito In Sink Was Already Dead

Mosquito In Sink Was Already Dead

A man who went to wash his hands in a wash basin was surprised to find a mosquito, apparently sleeping but, on closer inspection, the malaria-spreading killer creature turned out to have expired. Moys Kenwood, 55, was rinsing his hands to rid them...

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Funny story: Man Judged Book By Its Cover

Man Judged Book By Its Cover

It's sound advice the world over, but one man disregarded it at the weekend, and went straight ahead and committed himself to something he might have been better advised to have put off until he'd had time to do some more research. "Never judge a...

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Funny story: Tuva Airlines Recognized as Most INEPT in World

Tuva Airlines Recognized as Most INEPT in World

Lausanne, Switzerland - The Inter-National Evaluators of Passenger Traffic today awarded their infamous INEPT prize to Tuva Air for its persistently low rankings in on-time arrival, baggage loss, passenger satisfaction, and frequency of flight cancel...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico

Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico

Mexico City - Mexico - "I want to "Be Best" just like my program for youth in America, but sadly I cannot Be Best when I am with the orange moth. Like a moth he is drawn to every light and runs into walls and flails his wings until he hits the ground...

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Funny story: Man Has Aspirations Of Being An International Spoof Playboy

Man Has Aspirations Of Being An International Spoof Playboy

A writer of online spoof stories says he hasn't yet given up hope of becoming famous and living the jet-set life of an international spoof superstar playboy. Others say he is wasting his time. Moys Kenwood, who writes endless pieces of pap for...

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Funny story: New Zealand Prime Minister admits she's "stumped"

New Zealand Prime Minister admits she's "stumped"

Outback, New Zealand -- Jacinda Ardamn, Prime Minister of New Zealand (wherever that is), admitted she's “confused” about the world. Any ideas or policies that do not accord with her own nation's backward notions are “beyond my understanding,” she...

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an adorable new photograph of baby Archie Harrison's first POOP today - as Meghan, 37, celebrates her first Mother's Day with her son. The adorable single image shows the newborn's SOILED DIAPER or N...

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Funny story: Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

There are 16,500 hospitals around the world according to Cybermetrics Lab. Apparently, due to the fact that the Avengers franchise have created such a massive cult, 70% hospitals around the world had to stop their treatments, operations, medical supp...

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Funny story: Ukrainians Elect Comedian as President

Ukrainians Elect Comedian as President

It appears that comic actor Volodymyr Zelenskiy has just won the Ukrainian presidency by a landslide Exit polls and street interviews seemed to sense a national mood typified by the comments of diesel mechanic Taras Yuvechko: "The United States a...

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Funny story: Tartare Sauce Had Reached Its Expiry Date 'Some Time Ago'

Tartare Sauce Had Reached Its Expiry Date 'Some Time Ago'

There are some meals that are just not the same without their sauces, and fish and chips is one of these, but when one diner went to add his tartare sauce to his fish, he found something rather unappetising waiting for him. Moys Kenwood, 55, a fis...

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Funny story: Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un ordered the launch of missiles in an impromptu assault exercise. Un's strike drill involved a grand total of 540 missiles and rockets. Kim reportedly ordered the exercise to increase combat ability. But everyone...

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Funny story: North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden

North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden

A man in the Battambang commune of Tapon has told of how he and his family were rudely awoken on Sunday morning, after a missile originating from North Korea landed in the back garden of his property. Moys Kenwood, 55, was shaken from his slumbers...

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Funny story: Our All-Hearing Drones Succeed Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Our All-Hearing Drones Succeed Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable drones have this time crashed the phone call our feckless leader made to dear,old Uncle Putin the other day. We could analyze it and pre-masticate it before feeding it to you like FOX...

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Funny story: Girl's T-shirt Was 'A Bit Much' To Be Honest

Girl's T-shirt Was 'A Bit Much' To Be Honest

A girl sat in the waiting area of an internationally-recognized English language school, was wearing a T-shirt with a message that was, it has to be said, 'slightly out of the ordinary'. The girl, aged about 13, was wearing the white T-shirt embla...

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Funny story: Stockholm International Airport's Anti-Terrorism Toilets Raise Eyebrows

Stockholm International Airport's Anti-Terrorism Toilets Raise Eyebrows

Those liberal-minded Scandinavians are at it again, and this time it's the Swedes, who have unveiled some rather impersonal toilet facilities to try to prevent terrorist activity at Stockholm airport. The male toilets, which can be seen above, are...

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Funny story: Student Had "Wholly Inappropriate" Tattoo

Student Had "Wholly Inappropriate" Tattoo

A student at a school in Bangkok was seen to have had what has been described as an "inappropriate tattoo", it has been reported. The 13-year-old boy was seen sporting the temporary tattoo sometime back in 2011 or 2012, but I've only just remember...

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Funny story: Telemarketers Condemned to Fate Worse than Hell at Anti-Robocall Convention

Telemarketers Condemned to Fate Worse than Hell at Anti-Robocall Convention

Washington, D. C. The First International Anti-Robocall/Anti-Telemarketer Convention convened here this morning, opening with a rousing prayer, below, given by a minister ordained via email by the Internet Gospel church. "Dear Lord. Since the Fe...

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