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Donald Trump blames “the world” for the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi

Funny story: Donald Trump blames “the world” for the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi

US President Donald Trump declared that “the world” was to blame for the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Mr Khashoggi died in Turkey on 2 October 2018. It was widely believed that he was killed by agents of Saudi Arabia’s crown prince...

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Man Ate Dead Fly, Thinking It Was A Raisin

Funny story: Man Ate Dead Fly, Thinking It Was A Raisin

A man from Hull has revealed how he made a glaring error, and ate a fly one morning with his breakfast, thinking it was a raisin on his Fruit 'n' Fibre. Myke Woodson, 55, had purchased the 750g box of breakfast cereal from the 24-hour Tesco supers...

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Man Saw Woman With Legs Hairier Than His Own

Funny story: Man Saw Woman With Legs Hairier Than His Own

There has probably been a time in everyone's life when we've been unfortunate enough to have seen a woman with hairy legs, but nothing in one man's experience had prepared him for the sight he beheld whilst traveling on public transport in Hull recen...

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Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Funny story: Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the...

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Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

Funny story: Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

"Not again" said California resident, Mr Al Nino, today as he deleted his Facebook and Twitter accounts and cut off his phone and internet access. "I've had enough of this shit and I'm going into hiding." Mr Nino's anxiety is due to the news from...

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US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau

Funny story: US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau

US President, Donald Trump, has told a press conference at the White House that the murder of the American citizen, John Allen Chau, by North Sentinel islanders was "unacceptable", and that his body should be handed over immediately if the savages do...

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Man Accepted Consequences Of His Actions

Funny story: Man Accepted Consequences Of His Actions

A man who chose to take a calculated risky gamble and lost, has accepted the consequences of his actions. "It's the way the cookie crumbles. Some you win, and some you lose," said the man, adding, "there are no guarantees in this game." It's no...

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Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Funny story: Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Renowned blond tennis star, Eugenie Bouchard, is completely enjoying the sun and breezes at Richard Branson’s Necker Island. Currently underway, there is what is known as “the world’s sexiest tennis tournament.” On her second day on the island,...

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