Xi Didn’t Watch the Oscars, Made Himself Head Dick for a 3rd Time Instead
Old Xi Jinping is at it again. Like Putin, Xi hates when he’s NOT the center of attention. Putin took off his shirt and rode a horse, but Xi won’t take his shirt off for anyone and no horse can hold his weight. (Fat joke! So low! Like the horse’s bac…
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Foxes all Over Scotland Breathe Sigh of Relief as Fox Hunting Now Illegal
CCN reports a hunt Club in Scotland from the 170o's is disbanding. A fairly new law prohibits hunting wild animals with Dogs. Pro - Nature people like the law. The Rich owning horses and dogs hate the law. England has the same Law b…
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'Democratic' Countries - China, Russia, and Iran Join Together and 'Network' Against America
China, Russia, and Iran are all officially considered democracies and all have elected presidents, just like the European nations. Isn't that great? The three have now joined in a new "democratic bloc" and are currently conducting naval exercises…
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King Charles Gives his Brother Edward the 'Plum Title' of Duke of Edinburgh - Scots Not Amused
As reported in the media - King Charles recently gave his brother Prince Edward the title 'Duke of Edinburgh'. Edward - of course - keeps his mouth Shut at all times and never airs dirty 'Royal Laundry' in Public - and this is his reward. A s…
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All of Putin's Critics Have Fallen out of Windows in Last Few years - 'Putinphilia'
All of Putin's critics have fallen or jumped out of windows in the last few years. Specialists don't know if they were physically encouraged to jump by Putin's followers - or did it on their own. Psychiatrists theorize it is a new mental cond…
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A Free Tibet Rises to Overthrow Mud Hole China
The Dalai Lama has sent out a secret message to all remaining Tibetans … “Get ready to rumble!” A cryptic remark, but some thinks this means that the Lama is amassing his troops for a revolt against Chinese authorities, to take back their country…
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Enforced Illiteracy Will Make You Happy, Brainless Fools!
Listerine Keeps Confessions Clean!
South Africans Will Never Visit Israel, They’ve Been “There” Before
Harry & Meghan Breathe Sigh Of Relief Over UK Fruit & Veg Shortage
Mexico Is Preparing To Invade Guatemala
Steven Seagal is Melting for More Putin
Pope Under Arrest for Crimes Against 2000 Years of Humanity
King Charles III, Says Buckingham Palace Is Having An Open House and Anyone, Even The Homeless Can Visit
Pope Caught With Holy Crucifix Vibrator
King Charles III, Invites President Biden To Buckingham Palace
Stay in Your Own Hemisphere, Earth!
Young Women with Big Breasts and Asses Are always Having Problems
China's Leader Xi Jinping Elected 'President' Again - Very Surprised
A spokesman gave an English transcript of Xi's Remarks to Western reporters about his recent re-election. Basically Xi was very surprised at being elected to a third 5 year term. China is a 'Democracy' so Xi was not 100% sure the National Le…
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Chinanada Coming Soon to North America
Canadian will no longer be allowed to see the news on the internet if a new bill is turned into law. Justin Trudeau didn’t like that truck drivers made him look like a dictator, not even after he had them all arrested, took their money, and sent t…
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Schwab Goin’ Dutch For Farmers
The Dutch are amassing their tractors in The Hague, where international criminals go to hang. (Sometimes … just the least powerful ones, not the really powerful ones … no Americans, British, French … well, no Europeans or Westerners … Africans and So…
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King Charles Will Have A British Charity Gala At Buckingham Palace and Ricky Gervais Will Be The MC
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that King Charles III, will be hosting a charity to benefit "The Home For Retired Buckingham Palace Guards." King Chas, as his grandkids call him, has hired The Rolling Stones to perform for…
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Pope Wakes Up, Goes Nowhere Good, then Atlanta
A Swiss guard at Vatican City blew his nose and woke up the Pope. Who then thought it was the Last Trumpet and thought the Rapture was taking place. The Pontiff was confused as to why he wasn’t ascending, nor were any of his cardinals, orioles, fe…
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Winnie China Tries to Save Face, But Still Looks Like Pooh
Nobody likes China. It’s just not easy being a totalitarian state anymore … not without being loved. So China went to Iran and Saudi Arabia and made them join hands for a photo op. (Two days later, they were back to fighting.) No one knew that…
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Clerical Fashion Show Dragging Down Catholic Kids
Cross-dressing clergy put on a fashion show in Vatican City, and the world took notice! Father Diddler was wearing his cleric robe and collar, and sported a thigh-high garter belt, which he slingshotted to the crowd of bumping and grinding priests…
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Geologists Make An Astounding Discovery In One of The Largest Salt Mines In The World
MUMBAI, India - (Satire News) - India's Sacred Cow News Agency has just made an amazing discovery in one of its salt mines, which just happens to be the largest one in the entire world, even larger than the salt mine located in Iceland. A writer f…
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Russian Autocrat Vladimir Putin Tells North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un That Trump Was Nothing But a Jive Ass Pussy
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Boom Boom News (North Korea) reports that Kim Jong-un recently sent a text to Putin asking him how the war with the Ukraine was going, the high rising cost of vodka, and if he is still dilly dallying with the Stromovich twins…
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Mexico's Federal Ministerial Police Has Captured Al-Qaeda's Notorious Terrorist Shin Su Shaker
VACAVILLE, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico is proud to report that their federal police have just captured Shin Su Shaker, a notorious Al-Qaeda terrorist. The hate-filled terrorist was captured as he took a pee in an alley behind one of Vacaville'…
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King Charles' Message to Harry and Meghan - You are Evicted But Please Come to the Coronation
How can a man kick a couple out of the home given to them by Queen Elizabeth - and then send them a friendly invite to his coronation? How can a man take away harry and Meghan’s police protection (and the police protection for their two young roy…
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CCN Reports 'Drug Hippos' Being Given Away by the Country of Colombia
Would anyone want a Pet Hippo? They are three tons of wet fun - but you have to live on a lake or river - or be put in a very large Hippo Pool. Colombian Drug Kingpin Pablo Escobar imported them to a Colombian river 10 years ago - when he ra…
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