President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder
Breaking: That the immaculate Emmanuel Macron, President of France, would find a rejoinder to Mr. Trump goes without saying. The two are currently discussing the nuclear disarmament deal with Iran and whether to modify it or drop it. Review: A...
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Russia’s Maria Zakharova and the UK’s Boris Johnson meet for kick-box wrestling match at the Hague
Press Secretary of the Russian Foreign Ministry Maria Zakharova has had her challenge to UK’s Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson accepted. Mr. Johnson and Ms. Zakharova went at it just last evening inside an ICC auditorium, standing room only. In...
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First April Fools Easter Sunday Since Crucifiction Says ‘Eater Of Blood’ Prof
Jerusalem, Israel - A highly successful Ancient Judean hoax is coming full circle this weekend according to the author of a book about Christian subjugation to Jewish ritual cannibalism during the dark daze of the Roman Plague. Former Chief Rabbis...
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Putin denies Soccer World Cup to be played in Russia
In breaking news, the Kremlin has denied reports that the soccer World Cup will be staged in Russia in June this year. Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Laughitoff, speaking from the Kremlin Nerve Agent Denial Directorate, commented "We reject this...
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BOJO boots giant Russian Bear into Hitler's grave!
April Fools
Horny elephants run riot on Spanish motorway chasing Nelly!
Yuri Gagarin's Death a Hoax (sort of)
Cat Got Stuck In Tree
Royal Baby Is A Lizard
Kim Jong-Un Will Host Post-Olympics Banquet in North Korea
US Navy surveillance off North Korea deciphers mysterious audio from Pyongyang
Message On T-shirt Was Misleading
White House confirms: Trump and Jong Un have ALREADY MET
DEA relieves drug cartel’s cellulose constipation
Dinosaur Lesson Ends Tragically After Ancient Curse Invoked
Raskolnikov contacted in Hades comments on Boris Johnson’s Easter Speech
Mr. Johnson’s Easter Speech and his reference to Dostoevsky has drawn considerable interest in Lower Bowel 4A Division, Continental Hades. (Wikipedia explains that "Lower Bowel" was originally "Lower Bower" and somehow changed over the course of t...
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Valerie Thighborg allowed to visit Julian Assange using sign language only
The embassy where Mr. Assange has been sheltered since 2012 has been jamming his communications and has not allowed visitors. Until Ms. Thighborg’s arrival, that is. Ms. Thighborg first met Mr. Assange as an investigator with the Swedish prose...
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China buys Australia using a credit card
Chinese government spokesman Wun Hung Lo has just announced that Australia is now part of China. Speaking from his Beijing penthouse spa Lo said "Using Great Leader For Life Or Eternity, which ever takes longer's, credit card, re haf now bought e...
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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish
Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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Man Finds Cockroach In Strawberry Yoghurt
A man in the Thai capital of Bangkok has related how he found something he hadn't expected in his morning pot of strawberry yoghurt. Moys Kenwood, 48, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, bought the 'healthy-bacterial' treat from the Tang Hua S...
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Mark Zuckerberg Unfriended By Thousands On Facebook
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, who has been answering questions before Congress about his company's relationship with Cambridge Analytica, has been feeling the backlash this week - he's been 'Unfriended' by more than 50,000 'friends'. The c...
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Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”
UN, New York, NY - Samir Braseer Alahumpidad, chairman of UNFART (United Nations Flying Animal Relief Travelers), held a press conference behind the UN building today at noon, holding the leash of his companion support dog as it relieved itself on th...
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Nikki Haley to be offered up as one of Mr. Trump’s options on the table
Following the triumph of his recent missile launch on Syria, President Trump has offered a new, magnanimous gesture to the world in his “pursuit of world peace.” Accompanied by a bevy of early morning tweets, Mr. Trump indicates that from his many...
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Trump denies meddling in Russian election
Russian President Putin has won another landslide election, bringing him another six years of power to add to the fourteen he has already enjoyed. However, some were sceptical about how the balding murdering former spy was able to manage such a feat.
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Couple To Divorce Over Toilet Seat
A couple in Barrow-in-Furness have told family and friends that they are to divorce after failing to reach an amicable agreement in their decades-old dispute over their toilet seat. Malcolm and Marjery Loggerhead have been man and wife for 52 year...
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Mouse Became Stuck On Glue Trap
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German witches cook their soup with human limbs!
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Fruit Was Off
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Lessons Cancelled Due To Sports Day Cheering Practice
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