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Christians Follow Pakistan with Campaign for Spoof Writer's Death Sentence

Funny story: Christians Follow Pakistan with Campaign for Spoof Writer's Death Sentence

"We've had enough of his shit!" says His Holiness Pope Francis, sovereign of the Vatican City State in a personal encyclical on blasphemy, which was read out to congregations worldwide at the weekend. The person to whom he referred, is none other tha...

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Saudi Arabia Guilty Of Crimes Against Islam

Funny story: Saudi Arabia Guilty Of Crimes Against Islam

Saudi Arabia, the leader of the Muslim world, the origin and stronghold of the Islamic faith, and the country responsible for the murder of dissident journalist and Muslim, Jamal Khashoggi, is guilty of crime against Islam, says Turkish president, Re...

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Saudi Consulate Open Again On Monday After 'Spring Clean'

Funny story: Saudi Consulate Open Again On Monday After 'Spring Clean'

ISTANBUL: The consulate of Saudi Arabia, closed since the world's press started to ask uncomfortable questions about the murder of dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, will open its doors again on Monday after a 'spring clean'. Business will be...

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Man's Headphones Are Fucked

Funny story: Man's Headphones Are Fucked

A music lover in the Battambang commune of Tapon is ruing his decision to allow his two young children to use his headphones this evening, after discovering that they are now not quite as effective as they once were. The headphones, by Microlab, w...

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Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

Funny story: Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

A wave of news yesterday that Mr. Assange is under new danger has brought urgency to finally resolving his case. Mr. Assange’s mouth, as happened with Mr. Khashoggi, has become “far too dangerous for the ordinary person’s understanding of the new...

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Man Questioned By Police Over His Use Of The Word 'Centigrade'

Funny story: Man Questioned By Police Over His Use Of The Word 'Centigrade'

A teacher in a Battambang school has been questioned by students over his repeated use of the word 'centigrade' as a unit of heat measure. It felt like a police inquiry. The students looked confused when the teacher kept referring to 'centigrad...

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Woman Kicks Man In Gonads

Funny story: Woman Kicks Man In Gonads

There was a painful end to a short conversation on the London Tube this morning, when a man who had tried to chat up a female fellow passenger received a kick in the gonads for his trouble. John O'Gape was travelling on the Northern Line having bo...

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Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

There was a shock in store for a group of Turkish policemen this morning, when the ghost of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, presented itself at the counter of the main Istanbul police station.. The ghost, looking daze...

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