Man Was Embarrassed By Runny Nose
A man who had caught a mild seasonal cold has described how he became embarrassed by the way that his nose was so 'runny', that it resembled a leaky tap from which droplets of water were constantly dripping. Moys Kenwood, 57, first noticed that so...
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Man Has Hurt His Back Doing Something
It's been reported that a man who woke this morning to a quite severe twinge of pain in his back, must have hurt himself doing something yesterday. The incident happened without prior warning when Moys Kenwood, 57, heaved himself out of his bed at...
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Pig Virus More Deadly Than Covid-19
A new virus with pandemic potential has been discovered by scientists in the home of deadly viruses, China. This virus, they say, originated in pigs. Oink oink. The new discovery comes hot on the trotters of the current Covid-19 pandemic, an...
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Pack of black Russian wolves pee up Dutch slave trader's statue!
Recent, quite disturbing sightings of wolves roaming Dutch flatland territory has caused many Dutch bike riders, travelling to work in the early hours, to abandon their trusty two-wheelers and fat reducers for a safer four-wheel journey. Sightings...
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Man Was Disappointed That It Wasn't Fish And Chips For Tea
A man who was absolutely famished and looking forward to sitting down to a plate of fish and chips for his tea last night, was disappointed to learn that, unfortunately, fish wasn't on the menu, due to his wife having arrived at the market too late.
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Report: Parliament considered invading the US, citing nation is in an “Existential Crisis”
LONDON - The recent uproar across the pond with issues such as the Coronavirus, systemic racism, and failures in leadership, have led to talks of a potential invasion of the US. “The situation in the United States is troubling, and may require full a...
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Jamal Khashoggi Died From Coronavirus - Saudi Arabia
47-Year-Old "Brick Shit House" Capable Of Flipping Over Pool Tables And Throwing Random People Directly Through Plate Glass Windows Busted Up Over Online Relationship That Didn't Work
Big Erect Cock Is Becoming Flaccid
"Moose Ears" - Odd Greeting Sweeps Over North America
Man Tried To Block Out Wedding Music By Playing The Fall At Full Volume
Man Saw 'Other Man' In The Countryside
COVID-19: Man Insisting That He Will 'Die Looking Good'
COVID-19: Man Panicked After Touching His Face
Hemorrhoids Cases On The Rise, As Folks Sitting Around On Their Arses All Day Long
Man Left Job After One Day As He Wanted To Kill Two Of His Colleagues
Boy Blew Trumpet Endlessly
Man Thought He Might Have Had An Ant In His Underpants
Trump and Johnson to be replaced by 2-year-old toddlers!
Sensational news coming out of the White House and number 10 Downing Street! A group of Harvard and Oxford University professors have accumulated a questionnaire for both world leaders regarding global, important matters. They also gave the same...
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Iceland is Worried as Hell About Global Warming
REYKJAVIK, Iceland – Reports coming out of Iceland are saying that many of the country’s inhabitants are starting to get extremely stressed over Global Warming. President Guoni Johnnesson recently noted that there are parts of the country that are...
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Man Has 'A Match', But Doesn't Know How To Say Her Name
A man perusing the pages of a satirical news website was notified, to his obvious delight, that he had found his 'match' - an Asian beauty called Xiaoke, aged 27 - but was embarrassed by the fact that he wasn't sure how to pronounce her name correctl...
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Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter
There was trouble brewing all around the world last night, as the apparent success of the Black Lives Matter campaign gave rise to calls from other races that other colors matter as well. Protestors gathered in the Saudi Arabian capital of Riyadh,...
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Costa Rica Says They Are About Three Weeks From Acquiring a Hydrogen Bomb
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica – Reports filtering out of the Pentagon state that the Central American country of Costa Rica, which is noted for bananas, Ramen, and stethoscopes, will soon be joining the world of destructive bomb-possessing countries. A Pe...
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US Man Is Oldest Spoof Writer On The Planet
A man who turns 90 years old on his birthday, this Thursday, is now thought to be the oldest spoof writer currently alive anywhere on the planet. Ralph E. Shaffer, 89, a writer on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has lived a long and fruitful...
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Man's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops
A man who should, perhaps, have given more consideration to the kind of footwear he was wearing whilst out in the sun, has been left with silly-looking feet due to sunburn. Moys Kenwood, 56, has been wearing flip-flops during his extended enforced...
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Rat Trap Glue Really Did Work!
A man who had "severe doubts" as to the potential effectiveness of a pest control product that his wife brought home from the market, was forced to concede he had been premature in his analysis, after a total of seven mice fell victim to it in four d...
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Mice Caught On Rat Trap Images Now Available!
A story covered in the pages of satirical news website TheSpoof.com yesterday, about mice having been duped by an improbable rat trap contraption, has been given credibility by the publishing of photographic evidence. Moys Kenwood, 56, told how he...
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China Starts New Company Called Space EX, Claims It is Not Copyright Infringement
Wuhan - Chinese officials announced a new company that will take over all of their space exploration and research, calling it Space EX. "It is not like Space X, our company name has an "E" in it," said the Company Chair Eloon Musckox, "We would ne...
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Man Made Rather Obvious 'Play On Words' Joke
There was a knowing smile and a short expulsion of air from the nose this morning, when a contributor to a satirical news website read the comments of another writer in the site's forum, which amounted to a rather obvious - though not totally humorle...
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