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Man's Headphones Are Fucked

Funny story: Man's Headphones Are Fucked

A music lover in the Battambang commune of Tapon is ruing his decision to allow his two young children to use his headphones this evening, after discovering that they are now not quite as effective as they once were. The headphones, by Microlab, w...

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Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

Funny story: Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

A wave of news yesterday that Mr. Assange is under new danger has brought urgency to finally resolving his case. Mr. Assange’s mouth, as happened with Mr. Khashoggi, has become “far too dangerous for the ordinary person’s understanding of the new...

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Man Questioned By Police Over His Use Of The Word 'Centigrade'

Funny story: Man Questioned By Police Over His Use Of The Word 'Centigrade'

A teacher in a Battambang school has been questioned by students over his repeated use of the word 'centigrade' as a unit of heat measure. It felt like a police inquiry. The students looked confused when the teacher kept referring to 'centigrad...

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Woman Kicks Man In Gonads

Funny story: Woman Kicks Man In Gonads

There was a painful end to a short conversation on the London Tube this morning, when a man who had tried to chat up a female fellow passenger received a kick in the gonads for his trouble. John O'Gape was travelling on the Northern Line having bo...

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Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

There was a shock in store for a group of Turkish policemen this morning, when the ghost of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, presented itself at the counter of the main Istanbul police station.. The ghost, looking daze...

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Check-out Girl's Breasts Were Visible To Man In Queue

Funny story: Check-out Girl's Breasts Were Visible To Man In Queue

A girl serving on the check-out at an internationally-known supermarket was told, today, to button-up her shirt or face disciplinary action, after it was alleged by one man, that he could see her breasts. John Letch, 48, was standing in the queue...

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NASA to serve man with space laser

Funny story: NASA to serve man with space laser

NASA scientists announce they will build a mega laser to alert alien life forms that they are welcome to visit Earth to "serve Man." A powerful laser is just the thing to announce our presence as a technological species in this arm of the galaxy.

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Sinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam

Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam

Sinéad O'Connor, the controversial and attention-seeking Irish singer, who has converted to Islam, and said that she no longer wants to live amongst white people 'as long as she lives', has been told to go and fuck herself by Muslims. O'Connor -...

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