Funny story: "Astronuts" - Houston Fans Can't Wait for MLB Season to Start

"Astronuts" - Houston Fans Can't Wait for MLB Season to Start

Minute Maid Park, Houston, TX. Reporter Woof Blister sends an SOS - Spoof On Sports. Although opening day for the 2020 major league baseball season is still undecided, Houston Astros fans are already at the ball park each day, anxious for the season…

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Funny story: What If You Gave A Party And Nobody Came?

What If You Gave A Party And Nobody Came?

What if you were having a big celebration? A comeback party. Say, from a coronavirus quarantine, where a million people promised to attend. Confidently, you announced it to the media several times, adding that there would be an overflow area for...

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Funny story: Hillary’s Pink Pantsuit Statue Goes Down In Nation’s Capital

Hillary’s Pink Pantsuit Statue Goes Down In Nation’s Capital

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton’s statue toppled by demonstrators. The Good: Hillary wasn’t riding a horse. The Bad: No one knew the difference. The Ugly: She was wearing a pink pantsuit. Outside Hillary Clinton’s mansion in Washington...

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Funny story: Starr charged with being socially annoying

Starr charged with being socially annoying

Ex-Beatles drummer, Richard Starkey, affectionately known as Ringo Starr, was today taken into custody by the LAPD and charged with being a public nuisance. Starr has recently been busy on all the social.media platforms, including YouTube and Ins…

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Funny story: Friend With Tinnitus Ruins Another Road Trip Singalong

Friend With Tinnitus Ruins Another Road Trip Singalong

One of the friends you invited on the weekend trip to the shore has tinnitus, so don’t turn the volume up too high. Jake Miller, 24, was diagnosed with tinnitus two years ago. Tinnitus is an underlying condition of many ear issues, that results i...

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Funny story: Sleepy Joe Gives Order To Not Resuscitate Him If He Wins Election

Sleepy Joe Gives Order To Not Resuscitate Him If He Wins Election

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sleepy Joe Biden wants to go out quietly. He said he would be watching the election results from his basement headquarters while laid out horizontally on his favorite Naugahyde BarcaLounger. His wife, err...sister, was given o...

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Funny story: John Bolton Book Queues Latest

John Bolton Book Queues Latest

The interest surrounding the release, on Tuesday, of the book written by the former US National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has prompted countless thousands of scandal-hunting readers to form queues outside bookstores in most major cities this mor...

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Funny story: Man's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops

Man's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops

A man who should, perhaps, have given more consideration to the kind of footwear he was wearing whilst out in the sun, has been left with silly-looking feet due to sunburn. Moys Kenwood, 56, has been wearing flip-flops during his extended enforced…

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Funny story: Die-Hard NASCAR Fans At Talladega Say They’ll Fly Their Confederate Flags and No One is Going to Stop Them

Die-Hard NASCAR Fans At Talladega Say They’ll Fly Their Confederate Flags and No One is Going to Stop Them

TALLADEGA, Alabama – The NASCAR Cup Series Race may have more action in the stands and in the infield than on the racetrack itself. Some of the good old boys, who carry around AR-13 semiautomatic weapons and grenade launchers, have said that no on...

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Funny story: President Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance

President Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance

PITTSBURGH – The President flew into Pittsburgh to see a specialist about a bone spur that could be forming on his tiny, little right finger. While he was there, he was asked by a reporter with the Pittsburgh Pronouncer-Telegram about the NFL seas...

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Funny story: Spain’s Leading Matador Will Be Playing Professional Soccer in The USA

Spain’s Leading Matador Will Be Playing Professional Soccer in The USA

NEW YORK CITY – Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gazette, is reporting that Spain’s leading bullfighter, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has just signed a contract to play for the New York Red Bulls of Major League Soccer (MLS) in the United States. T...

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Funny story: Pussy Riot Tells President Trump To Stop Playing Their Songs At His MAGA Campaign Rallies

Pussy Riot Tells President Trump To Stop Playing Their Songs At His MAGA Campaign Rallies

NEW YORK CITY – The popular Russian all-female punk rock band, Pussy Riot, has sent President Trump's campaign a seize and desist letter. A spokesperson for the band has said that The Tweet Creep does not have permission to play the band’s hit son...

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Funny story: Some Long-Time NASCAR Fans Now Want The LGBTQ Flag Banned

Some Long-Time NASCAR Fans Now Want The LGBTQ Flag Banned

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There is a group of die-hard NASCAR fans who are of the tit-for-tat persuasion. They are still reeling from the auto racing giant’s decision to ban the Confederate flag at all racetracks. Many have said that they will nev...

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Funny story: Man Couldn't Find His Keys

Man Couldn't Find His Keys

There was a potential crisis in the making, yesterday morning, when one man who was in an extreme rush to get out of the house to go somewhere, was forced into a delay when he couldn't find his fucking keys. An excursion, with his wife and two chi…

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