Am I crazy, or am I lead deficient?
Tel Aviv IL: Pharmer Pharmaceuticals is drawing criticism over an alleged breakthrough psychiatric drug which is touted as a first in it's class. There are currently 3 groups of medications used for epilepsy, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia. Amon...Read full story
Nevada Brothels to Offer 50% Discount to Incels
Young "incel" men, bitter and disillusioned by the discovery that they "can't get laid in a whorehouse", will soon be able to get laid for half price at any whorehouse in the state of Nevada, beginning this August. "We're doing this as a public se...Read full story
Wetherspoon to Stop Selling Champagne and Prosecco
"Frankly, we don't give a toss" was the reaction of France's Champagne industry to the Wetherspoon announcement that the fusty old gits chain of pubs would cease selling Champagne and Prosecco. Shortly after his recent shock announcement that he w...Read full story
Man starts artisan coat hanger business
Tarquin Smythe Brassington Heckingthump III from Chutney on the Fritz has launched his own artisan coat-hanging business. Heckingthump III told us, ‘From where I see it, a house overlooking the better part of the Thames, the times are just right f...Read full story
UK supermarkets ban energy drinks because they give "Hoodie Hooligans" too much energy!
Hoodies, hooligans, and other juvenile reprobates are being deprived of their favorite "adrenaline kick-starter" (in the goolies mostly) because some supermarkets in the UK believe they have too much wasteful energy! So, instead of selling under...Read full story
Chinese pot noodles hit by pizza tsunami!
The basic diet of billions of Chinese is being swept from under their bare feet by an 'Italian tsunami' causing a 'Domino' effect on the nutritional foundations of the most populated country on the planet! Chinese pot noodles, eaten by the rich, t...Read full story
Global burger producer decides to add 'real, fresh meat' to their burgers
A sensational revolution is occurring in the burger world! Real, fresh meat is to replace the reconstituted crap normally on offer. Several burger kings were about to be declared veggies because basically there is no real meat in their crap anyway...Read full story
Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His ParentsThat's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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Stories Written: 32
Dicken's three ghosts now doing everything by email
The ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and yet to come now do all of their work by email, it has been revealed. Speaking to us, for the first time since 2008, the three ghosts have told us that due to the amount of greed, and lack of basic humanity,...Read full story
Mnuchin™ to compensate middle class for higher taxes with free Greenback Bathmats for the Rich
After the laborious task of raping the middle class Mnuchin™ and Marie took time out to inspect the new greenback Bathmat. Marie had complained that she was weary of all the arduous work in Washington and took a military executive jet to the...Read full story
Wetherspoon Chairman Denies Quitting Social Media and Shuts Pubs Instead
Today, in a prompt volte-face, JD Wetherspoon’s weirdo chairman Tim Martin, the last living proponent of the mullet, hair style of the gods, informed the stock exchange that, rather than quitting social media as widely reported, his pub chain was to...Read full story
UK Estate Agents post porno pictures on walls of their 'For Sale' houses!
The housing market in the UK is generally regarded as 'totally BONKERS,' and now Estate Agents are 'bonking' up the hype even further by allowing porno pictures hanging on the walls of their houses to be part of the sales pitch! The idea came from...Read full story
Trump to slap dollars with HUGE tariff
New York, NY - Overheard by the Trump Tower elevator operator, Igbay Arseay, at noon today: a brilliant plan for America to “keep its stuff”. As reported here, aliens are planning to use their vast hordes of accumulated dollars to buy all America’...Read full story
US chickens doing a runner in Brit Chicken Run!
It seems that US over-bred chickens are not only being prepared for becoming nuggets in a global Chicken massacre machine, no! Due to mass breeding and pumping hormones through their tiny bodies, their brains are chemically developing too, and now in...Read full story
Man Discovers Secret to Retail Revival
Who knew it could be so easy? One man has a unique solution to stop the onslaught of retail stores from shuttering their windows and locking their doors. He is formulating a follow-up plan to prevent tumbleweeds from rolling across barren mall pa...Read full story
Mnuchin™ to Foreclose on Puetro Rico
Given the debt Puerto Rico has to Wall St and now they are unable to make their designated payments due to the 2 recent Hurricanes the most compassionate and all wise Treasury Secretary has decided to Foreclose on the entire region. Apparently Her...Read full story