Funny story: The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

NEW YORK CITY – The toy manufacturing company Toypaloosa is reporting that sales of the new Governor Andrew Cuomo Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Governor Cuomo has become very popular of late because he conducts his daily C-19 pres...

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Funny story: Dog Walker Says Her Business Has Gone to the Dogs

Dog Walker Says Her Business Has Gone to the Dogs

MANHATTAN - One of the Big Apple's most popular dog walkers says that her business has drastically been reduced because of COVID-19. Tatum Dazzle noted that the new “No Dog Walking” ordinance is literally killing off her business, and she says she...

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Funny story: Fashion Houses Unveil Summer Collections

Fashion Houses Unveil Summer Collections

In a unique international fashion event in Beijing, all the major design houses took the opportunity to reveal their Summer Collections, and a glimpse of the fresh, new and original outfits that literally everyone will be wearing on the streets of Pa...

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Funny story: Mister Donut Plate Has Finally Come To Grief

Mister Donut Plate Has Finally Come To Grief

A plate that was stolen from a Mister Donut back in around 2001, has finally 'given up the ghost', after it was wilfully broken by two children earlier today. The plate, which was actually more of a tray than anything else, was made from strengthe...

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Funny story: 3M To Produce Medical Masks That Are Edible

3M To Produce Medical Masks That Are Edible

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota – A representative with the 3M company has just informed the public that one of their subsidiary companies, known as 4M, will soon begin production on a new medical mask. The mask, which will be marketed as The Unive...

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Funny story: Many Grocery Stores Are Hiring Security Guards Just For Their Toilet Paper Aisles

Many Grocery Stores Are Hiring Security Guards Just For Their Toilet Paper Aisles

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - MTV is reporting that many grocery store chains are now having to hire extra security guards. They note that due to the extreme shortage of toilet paper they are seeing more and more incidents of violence among the shoppers.

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Funny story: Tinder Adds New “COVID-19 Positive” Option For Users

Tinder Adds New “COVID-19 Positive” Option For Users

SAN FRANCISCO - In a bid to stay relevant during the recent global pandemic, the popular dating app, Tinder, has added a new option for those testing positive for COVID-19. “At Tinder, we have a simple mission – that everyone deserves the opportun...

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Funny story: Thieves Break Into A Toilet Paper Warehouse and Make off With 9,000 Rolls

Thieves Break Into A Toilet Paper Warehouse and Make off With 9,000 Rolls

MILWAUKEE – Local authorities are reporting that overnight thieves broke into the Charmin Warehouse located on Soft Street and made off with 9,000 rolls of toilet paper. Surveillance cameras captured the three thieves who were dressed as Milwaukee...

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Makes A Major Announcement Regarding The C-19

Dairy Queen Makes A Major Announcement Regarding The C-19

MINNEAPOLIS – According to The Minneapolis Daily Embellisher, the DQ headquarters has just implemented a new corporate policy. DQ Senior Executive Vice-Chairman Angus P. Butterhouse has informed the public that, effective immediately, all of the...

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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box Suggests That Eating Their Ultimate Cheesburger Could Help Fight Off Coronavirus Germs

Jack-In-The-Box Suggests That Eating Their Ultimate Cheesburger Could Help Fight Off Coronavirus Germs

San Diego, California - A representative with Jack-In-The-Box has informed a reporter with The Los Angeles Post-Gazette that their corporation feels that eating an Ultimate Cheesburger could possibly prevent someone from getting COVID-19. Pettus H...

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Funny story: The Sex Toy Industry is Booming Due to The COVID-19

The Sex Toy Industry is Booming Due to The COVID-19

SAN FRANCISCO – The iNews Agency is reporting that the sex toy industry is experiencing the greatest boom in the history of sex toys, because of the C-19 social distancing 6-foot rule. Upper Northern Hemisphere Sex Toy Company CEO, Ira Goldenberge...

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Funny story: Anti-Coronavirus Dog Collars Available To Public From Friday

Anti-Coronavirus Dog Collars Available To Public From Friday

Retailers in the UK say that a human version of the protective Elizabethan Collar worn by dogs to stop them licking, biting or scratching themselves, will be on sale in clothing stores later this week. The collars, which make dogs look like they h...

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Funny story: McDonalds Announces That They Will Be Making Coronavirus Testing Kits Available

McDonalds Announces That They Will Be Making Coronavirus Testing Kits Available

CHICAGO – The McDonald’s Corporation has just announced that they will be partnering with the United States government in a Coronavirus program. The company widely known as Mickey D’s will be including Coronavirus Testing Kits in each one of their...

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Funny story: Trump Bobblehead Dolls To Go On Sale Soon

Trump Bobblehead Dolls To Go On Sale Soon

NEW YORK CITY - The Trump Campaign has announced that the President Trump Bobblehead Dolls will go on sale shortly. Trump Campaign spokesperson, Tallulah Lifshitz, said that the little four-inch plastic TBD’s will sell for $67 plus tax, with all t...

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Funny story: Toilet Paper In Demand Because People Are Shitting Themselves Over Coronavirus

Toilet Paper In Demand Because People Are Shitting Themselves Over Coronavirus

A top consumer analyst has said that the reason behind the perceived madness of panic-buying toilet rolls, is that the Coronavirus and its implications have got people shitting themselves. More than they usually shit, that is. Moys Kenwood, 56,...

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Funny story: ATMs Emptied as Americans Hoard Dollars

ATMs Emptied as Americans Hoard Dollars

Washington, D. C. Woof Blister reporting for SOS - Spoof on Stocks. ATMs all over the United States emptied out today, as hoarders made a run on dollars, fearing the president will use his emergency war power - he insists he is a "wartime president"...

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Funny story: The Fed Buys The Dow

The Fed Buys The Dow

The Federal Reserve HQ, Washington D. C. Woof Blister reporting for SOS - Spoof On Stocks. The Federal Reserve bank here in the nation's capital announced at 4:05 EDT, five minutes after the U.S., stock markets had closed, that the Fed had invested h...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism

Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism

Financial analysts say that the Coronavirus is God's way of dealing with the capitalist system of economics, and that the entire mechanism is in danger of crumbling across the globe. The virus, Covid-19, which originated in China, has killed nearl...

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Funny story: Candy Hearts Company Says That Democrats Account For 91% Of Their Sales

Candy Hearts Company Says That Democrats Account For 91% Of Their Sales

DOVER, Delaware - The Have A Heart Candy Hearts Company has just stated that the sales of their Valentine's Day candy hearts have gone through the roof. A spokesperson for the candy company, Lucretia Ingersoll, 63, said that she has worked for the...

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Funny story: President Trump Buys 13 McDonald's Restaurants

President Trump Buys 13 McDonald's Restaurants

Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump has informed Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine that he has signed an agreement to purchase 13 McDonald’s Restaurants. The president stated that he already owns 270,301 shares in the hamburger chain. “Look, it is no s...

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