Funny story - World Women's Day has caused a plague in celebrating everything that moves on the planet!

World Women's Day has caused a plague in celebrating everything that moves on the planet!

(NOT EDITED) Sadly, the year has only 365 days, and gradually every day is being filled with a 'SPECIAL DAY TAG!' Of course, people who invent these 'Special Days' are a bunch of money-milking entrepreneurs and believe in the modern-global-economy…

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Funny story - Apple’s Latest and Greatest iPhone is Now Available

Apple’s Latest and Greatest iPhone is Now Available

(NOT EDITED) NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Apple proudly announces it's brand new Apple Juice PS-007 iPhone. The phone which can hold up to 1.8 million email addresses, can also hold up to 7.3 million GP3 songs. It was developed in Dubai, India,…

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Funny story - UK's banking sector set to expand

UK's banking sector set to expand

The government have boasted that the UK's banking sector is set to grow by 5% in 2021. This is despite recent setbacks such as most European trading returning to the EU after Brexit. "The future of banking in the UK is secure," said treasury spoke…

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Funny story - Ted Cruz Has Been Banned From All Taco Bells

Ted Cruz Has Been Banned From All Taco Bells

GUCAMOLE GROVE, Caifornia – (Satire News) – The news media is reporting that the Taco Bell board of directors has just voted 27-1 to ban Ted Cruz from getting within 75 feet of Taco Bell property. Board member Antonio Lopez de San Saludos, remarke…

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Funny story - Subway Denies That Their Roast Beef Sandwiches Contain Jellyfish

Subway Denies That Their Roast Beef Sandwiches Contain Jellyfish

LOBSTERVILLE, Connecticut – (Satire News) – A spokesman for the famous sandwich franchise is denying reports that were allegedly put out by a member of the American Nazi Party. Bruno Dirtenhoffen, 42, who is the sergeant-at-arms of the ANP, told a…

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Funny story - Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk Form Bezos-Musk Inc.

Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk Form Bezos-Musk Inc.

AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The two richest men in the world have just joined forces to form what pundits are calling a super-colossal company. Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk recently met at the Buckaroo Bunkhouse Barbecue Restaurant in Austin, wher…

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Funny story - Qatar Airlines Considering Namechange

Qatar Airlines Considering Namechange

Consistently one of the world's leading and top-performing airline carriers over the past two decades, Qatar Airlines is considering a namechange after several passengers became confused about the unusual spelling of the word 'Qatar' when completing…

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Funny story - EU cheese suppliers boycott Nr 10!

EU cheese suppliers boycott Nr 10!

(NOT EDITED) As a result of a certain referendum, which has caused economic chaos in the UK, EU cheese producers have decided to 'twist the knife into the wound' even further by boycotting Nr 10 Downing Street. Very cheesy PM, Boris Johnson, a hug…

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Funny story - Aldi & Lidl offering Covid-19 vaccines at discounter prices!

Aldi & Lidl offering Covid-19 vaccines at discounter prices!

(NOT EDITED) German giant supermarket discounters have discovered a medical loophole to increase their popularity even more! Personnel joining their teams of slave-driven shelf-fillers, and non-smiling cashiers, are being given 'jab courses'! Punt…

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Funny story - Enron Shares Climb on Reddit Activity

Enron Shares Climb on Reddit Activity

NEW YORK - Enron (ENRN) is the hottest stock right now, with a massive “army” of internet-driven retail investors taking advantage of an incredibly rare scenario that’s driving up the stock price. ENRN closed at $65 on Friday, after reaching a high o…

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Funny story - GameStop Shares Went From $3, Up To $991, and Are Now Down to 14 Cents

GameStop Shares Went From $3, Up To $991, and Are Now Down to 14 Cents

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – GameStop has proved the old adage that what goes up must come down. And Wall Street is thrilled that some kind of numerical civility will soon begin to filter back to the stock market jungle. According to RumorLand…

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Funny story - English lobsters demand new Brexit referendum!

English lobsters demand new Brexit referendum!

(NOT EDITED) English lobsters caught in EU waters are now being returned to the UK and, instead of being directly boiled alive in French or German cooking pots, are now rotting in chilled trailers stuck in traffic jams waiting for customs clearance!…

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Funny story - Mexico To Open The Donald Trump Presidential Library and Diet Taco Stand

Mexico To Open The Donald Trump Presidential Library and Diet Taco Stand

TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s El Ole News Agency has just disclosed that The Donald Trump Presidential Library and Taco Stand will open on March 20, 2021, which is Barron Trump’s birthday. Mexico’s Secretary of Wall Maintenance, Woody…

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Funny story - Coronavirus On Recovery: "Over My Dead Body!"

Coronavirus On Recovery: "Over My Dead Body!"

As the world slowly but surely tries to get its act together with the roll-out of various COVID-19 vaccine programs, and governments start planning for economic recovery and a return to normal life, the Coronavirus itself has reacted to these effort…

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Funny story - Delaware’s Naked Bingo Night is a Huge Success

Delaware’s Naked Bingo Night is a Huge Success

DELAWARE PUNCH, Delaware – (Entertainment Satire) – The state of Delaware has just revealed that its brand new Naked Bingo Night has proved to be a tremendous success. State Attorney General Kathy Jennings informed the news media that when the ide…

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Funny story - "Old Man” Winter Relinquishing Control to Son Biff

"Old Man” Winter Relinquishing Control to Son Biff

Old Man Winter has reportedly turned over operational control of the winter season to his son, Biff, according to sources close to the personification of nature. Citing health issues, Old Man Winter made the announcement in late October, and his o…

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Funny story - Sperm Bank Triples Its Business with Its New Mobile In-Home Sperm Collection Program

Sperm Bank Triples Its Business with Its New Mobile In-Home Sperm Collection Program

BEVERLY HILLS – (Business Satire) – The Come As You Are Sperm Bank of Beverly Hills proudly announces that it’s business has increased by a little over 300%. Sperm bank director, Olivia Tiburon, told Pico de Gallo, with Tittle Tattle Tonight, that…

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Funny story - Citizen Donald Trump Is Selling All of His McDonalds Restaurants

Citizen Donald Trump Is Selling All of His McDonalds Restaurants

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) – The ex-resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C., spoke with GOPicky Magazine. He was asked how he felt now, being a plain, simple, ordinary citizen. The former president made a face, and rep…

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Funny story - Taco Bell Has Over 1.6 Million Christmas Burritos Left

Taco Bell Has Over 1.6 Million Christmas Burritos Left

ENCHILADA LAKE, California – (Satire News) – The executives at Taco Bell are not happy with the holiday food planning department, after their festive Taco Bell Christmas Burritos promotion went over like a pair of seedless maracas. The fast food c…

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Funny story - Japan Has Developed The World’s Most Amazing Camera

Japan Has Developed The World’s Most Amazing Camera

TOKYO – (Business Satire) – The Japanese camera company, Tora Tora Tora, has just informed the news media of their brand new state-of-the-art camera. Toki Shimiyoki, CEO of Tora Tora Tora, said that the XX-Y13 Bonsai Baby will revolutionize the ca…

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