Ghislaine Maxwell Says That In-N-Out Burger is Her Favorite Hamburger Franchise
IRVINE, California - The In-N-Out hamburger chain commented that they do not recall sex pervert Ghislaine Maxwell ever eating at their establishment as she has stated. Maxwell told one of the jail guards who is guarding her that her favorite hambu…
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Brian's Guide to Paperclip Curation still not selling
Chutney on the Fritz's entrepreneur, Brian Asshat, has revealed to us that, since the launch of his guide to paper-clip curation was launched on Amazon Kindle, it is yet to sell a single copy. 'I did like all of the experts tell you,' said the 64-…
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Baby Boom leads the planet into recession!
As if Covid 19 lockdowns, unemployment, fear of a new pandemic, and furlough payments weren't enough to drive the world into recession! No, now we have a 'baby boom' heading our way like a tsunami hitting Japan! Scientists studying demographic mov...
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KFC Addresses the Rumor That They Fed Their Chickens Picante Sauce To Produce a Naturally Spicy Chicken
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – The Kentucky Fried Chicken Corporation wants to address a rumor that apparently first started in Pensacola, Florida. Reignbeau Berra, who is KFC’s director of advertising, said that she first heard about the rumor from her 1…
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Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year
In what's been described as the craziest plan ever hatched, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that, due to the ongoing worries of a Coronavirus 'second wave', and even more embarrassment over his handling of the pandemic, Christmas in the UK...
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Burger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase
INDIANAPOLIS – A high-ranking official with Burger King has just announced a summertime promotion. Plans are for BK to begin offering customers free Coronavirus medical masks with any purchase of a Burger King product. The masks will come in t…
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Aunt Jemima’s Relatives Are Now Asking Quaker Oats For Reparations
HARLEM, New York - Willie Guy Washington and his cousin, Tatakeena Montrose, are asking the Quaker Oats company, which manufactures Aunt Jemima pancake mix, for $2.7 billion in reparations. Washington said that his great, great, great grandmother,…
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Ben & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump
BURLINGTON, Vermont – The most popular ice cream producer in the nation has just announced a brand new ice cream flavor. The new ice cream flavor was developed by a team of Ben & Jerry ice cream experts who worked for 17 straight hours, eating…
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Black Lives Matter Forces The Supermarket Chain Winn-Dixie to Change It’s Name
JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Bowing to pressure from the national organization known as Black Lives Matter, a representative for the Southern supermarket chain has announced a corporate name change. Winn-Dixie will be dropping the name Dixie and adding…
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McDonalds Announces That Their Happy Meals Are Going To Go Way Up In Price
CHICAGO – Meat prices have been skyrocketing across the nation due to the Cow Branding Scandal. Meat packers report that they have no choice but to raise the price on all meat products, from woodchuck steaks to filet du flamingo. Meanwhile, a s...
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The New Name For Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix Has Just Been Announced
CHICAGO – The Quaker Oats Corporation, which makes Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix, has just revealed that they are dropping the racist name Aunt Jemima and replacing it with another name. Helga Tuscaloosa, 57, who runs the product-naming department at th...
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Warren Puffit: "Dow at All-Time High by Election Day"
In a rare interview, financier Warren Puffit told Spoof On Business: "We may be in a recession, and the stock market may have fallen nearly forty percent, but it is a certainty that the Dow Industrials will hit an all-time high before election day in…
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Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice Is Getting a Brand New Name
HOUSTON – In keeping with racially-correct product themes and names, the company that produces Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice has decided to rename their extremely popular product. In fact, recent studies have shown that Uncle Ben's Rice is the most p...
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McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China
CHICAGO – The McDonalds Corporation has just announced a decision that will not only resonate throughout China, but throughout San Francisco as well. After several power meetings, McDonalds has decided to close all of its restaurants in China.
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Human resources department institutes epic ass-covering measures in response to pandemic
Essential worker, Ben, was slightly taken aback one morning when he attempted to log on to his work computer and was greeted with a series of statements with which he had to agree before completing log-in. “It said things like, 'I’ve not had a fev...
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Socialist Presidential Candidate Admits Stock Market Addiction
Greenwich Village, New York City. Special to The Spoof. Norman Eugene Davidson, ten times candidate for president of the United States on the Socialist Party ticket, admitted today, in an editorial in the Socialist Call, that he has been a closeted s...
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Wuhan Property Prices Take A Dive
It's been a difficult four months for the Chinese city of Wuhan, the center of the Coronavirus outbreak, and every area of business has suffered, including the property market, where prices of houses, condominiums, apartments, and hovels have all tak...
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Trump Family To Go Into Facemask Production
The Coronavirus, and the new threat of an even more damaging and deadly 'second wave', has given impetus to an idea that has been fomenting in President Donald Trump's ingenious mind for the past few weeks now - facemask production. Never one to l...
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Most Major Airlines Are Now Averaging 7.3 Passengers Per Plane
CHICAGO – The city known as the Windy City, the Airline Hub, and the Place Where President Abraham Lincoln Was Conceived, has just revealed some disappointing airline facts. Most of the large airlines are reporting that they are averaging 7.3 pass...
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