Funny story - Britney Spears' New Designer Perfume, Eau Du Pussy, Is A Tremendous Success

Britney Spears' New Designer Perfume, Eau Du Pussy, Is A Tremendous Success

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The singer who had a world-wide hit with the hit song "Oops, I Did It Again," has just hit paydirt once again. Britney "Sweetie Pie" Spears has just announced that her contract with the Maybellina Cosmetic Co. has just…

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Funny story - McDonalds Is Now Serving Diet Big Macs

McDonalds Is Now Serving Diet Big Macs

CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation has always listened to the buying public. In a move that will most assuredly increase Mickey D's burger sales, the big burger giant is now selling Diet Big Macs. The new burger only h…

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Funny story - Ben and Jerry's Latest Ice Cream Flavor Is Will Smith Evil Blackberry Surprise

Ben and Jerry's Latest Ice Cream Flavor Is Will Smith Evil Blackberry Surprise

FROZEN FIDDLE, Vermont - (Satire News) - The makers of Ben and Jerry Ice Cream have developed over 100 different ice cream names including Tasty Tango Mango Durango, Sweet Caroline Delight, and Thighlicious Daisy Duke Supreme. The ice cream giant…

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Funny story - Ben and Jerry's Decides To Discontinue It's Trumptard Orange Marmalade Ice Cream Flavor

Ben and Jerry's Decides To Discontinue It's Trumptard Orange Marmalade Ice Cream Flavor

FROZEN FIDDLE, Vermont - (Satire News) - In a move that is being hailed by the majority of ice cream buyers in America, Ben and Jerry's has just announced that they will be taking their Trumptard Orange Marmalade off of the market. This particular…

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Funny story - KFC Discontinues Their Seagull Tenders Due To A Huge Customer Backlash

KFC Discontinues Their Seagull Tenders Due To A Huge Customer Backlash

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - KFC has given in to the demands of it's patrons and effective immediately it will be discontinuing it's latest menu item, the Seagull Tenders. KFC heard it loud and clear that people do not want to eat a bird…

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Funny story - All of the world's sins go into Cadbury's Creme Eggs, says the Devil

All of the world's sins go into Cadbury's Creme Eggs, says the Devil

A closely kept secret has been unveiled by a man who should know, Lucifer himself. Speaking to us earlier, Lucifer who now calls himself Derek said 'For years I have been putting every sin everyone has committed into Cadbury's Creme Eggs. That is…

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Funny story - McDonald's New Guacamole McMuffin Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

McDonald's New Guacamole McMuffin Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

CHICAGO - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corporation has just announced that their latest menu item is having great success all over the world. A spokeswoman for Mickey D's, Wanda Sue Simon, who recently divorced her husband of 29 years, stated…

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Funny story - All of Will Smith's Bobblehead Dolls Have Been Taken Off The Market and Destroyed

All of Will Smith's Bobblehead Dolls Have Been Taken Off The Market and Destroyed

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Hasbrutha Toy Co. has just taken every Will Smith Bobblehead Doll off the market and burned them. A spokesperson for the giant toy company, which yearly produces over 16.3 million bobblehead dolls, said that it refuse…

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Funny story - Allstate Signs Tom Brady and Tony Romo To Star With Aaron Rodgers In The Insurance Commercials

Allstate Signs Tom Brady and Tony Romo To Star With Aaron Rodgers In The Insurance Commercials

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In an excellent advertising move, Allstate Insurance has announced that they have just signed the recently retired Tampa Bay Bucs quarterback Tom Brady, and the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (now a CBS…

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Funny story - San Francisco To Open The World's First "All Gay" Mickey D's" Fast Food Restaurant

San Francisco To Open The World's First "All Gay" Mickey D's" Fast Food Restaurant

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just announced that "Fog City" will be opening up the world's first "Gay and Lesbian Only" fast food eatery. An executive for Mickey D's, Bruce P. Swishowitz, 34, said that the fr…

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Funny story - The Government of China Has Just Purchased The Largest Whorehouse in Las Vegas

The Government of China Has Just Purchased The Largest Whorehouse in Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The government of China continues to buy American banks, factories, sports teams, and now the Wild Whispers News Agency is reporting that the Chinese government has just purchased the biggest house of ill repute in the ent…

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Funny story - Donald Trump To Film A Commercial For McDonalds and He Agrees To Get Paid In Big Macs

Donald Trump To Film A Commercial For McDonalds and He Agrees To Get Paid In Big Macs

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the Big Apple, is that the twice-impeached, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has agreed to film a commercial for McDonalds. Mr. Melania Trump will film the commercial in Central Park, where h…

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Funny story - Putin Is Livid At The Mass Exocus of US Companies From Russia

Putin Is Livid At The Mass Exocus of US Companies From Russia

MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has just announced that dozens of American companies and fast food chains are abandoning Vlady The Prick's beloved Russia. A spokesperson for the McDonalds franchise chain told the KV that they will be c…

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Funny story - $38M in Ether fundraised for Julian Assange mysteriously extradited to anonymous Russian hacker

$38M in Ether fundraised for Julian Assange mysteriously extradited to anonymous Russian hacker

Members of the crypto community have raised more than $38M for Julian Assange, the founder of Wikileaks, who is currently imprisoned on multiple charges in London. AssangeDao, a decentralized autonomous organization, is a fundraising group created…

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Funny story - The Reason Why The Company That Was Manufacturing Pizza-Flavored Condoms Has Stopped

The Reason Why The Company That Was Manufacturing Pizza-Flavored Condoms Has Stopped

PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The Rubberized Rubber Company of Philadelphia has informed the public that it will discontinue their line of pizza-flavored condoms. Lana D. Tinhaus, a spokeswoman for RRC stated that they decided on the move after r…

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Funny story - A Virginia Veterinarian’s Business Has Shot Up 600% Since He Started Giving Botox Injections To Bloodhounds

A Virginia Veterinarian’s Business Has Shot Up 600% Since He Started Giving Botox Injections To Bloodhounds

RED GUMBALL, Virginia – (Satire News) – Red Gumball is a town of 52,902 people. It is the birthplace of one of Taylor Swift’s cousins, Stepanie Swift. It is also home to one of its most popular citizens, Dr. Elroy P. Noodle, the town’s veterinaria…

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Funny story - A Major Brewing Company Is Now Selling Viagra-Flavored Beer

A Major Brewing Company Is Now Selling Viagra-Flavored Beer

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The Empire Castle Brewing Company has just introduced a brand new beer. A corporate spokesperson said that the new beer was 11 months in the developmental stages. The brewery took their signature beer, Empire Castle a…

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Funny story - Aldi Release Vegan Friendly New Snack

Aldi Release Vegan Friendly New Snack

The budget supermarket chain, Aldi, has announced it is releasing a vegan friendly 'add boiling water' snack that they insist does not contain any traces of meat, especially dog meat, after recent allegations that some processed food contained traces…

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Funny story - Jack-in-the-Box, in An Effort To Increase Patrons, Plans to Add Swimming Pools to Their Restaurants

Jack-in-the-Box, in An Effort To Increase Patrons, Plans to Add Swimming Pools to Their Restaurants

CALEXICO, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Jack-in-the-Box restaurant chain has just announced that the 71-year-old company will be implementing a new change to help boost their menu-item sales. Spokesperson Nanette Cowcaloochi,…

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Funny story - 1,007 of Florida’s 1,013 McDonalds Have Officially Banned Donald J. Trump

1,007 of Florida’s 1,013 McDonalds Have Officially Banned Donald J. Trump

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Florida McDonalds restaurant chain has informed the American public that DJT has just been banned from setting foot in 1,007 of the McDonalds located in the Plywood State. Warner F. Ragga…

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