McDonalds Adds McMojitos To Their Drink Menu
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - After many texts, Instagrams, and phone calls to their corporate offices, the largest fast food chain in the world has now added McMojitos to their drink menu. A McMojito is a cocktail drink that consists of whit…
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Chinese Drone Carrying Bomb Shot Down in Ukraine - No Xmas for Little American Kiddies
China, the bloodiest dictatorship on Earth, is helping Russia bomb Ukraine, putting the United States in a 'pickle'. All our Xmas toys are made in China, most of our military clothing, and many things the military uses are made in China. Twen…
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The New Jennifer Lopez Designer Tampons Are Selling Like Beer In a Milwaukee Bar
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The American Research Group has just pointed out that the new Jennifer Lopez Designer Tampons are a tremendous hit with the women between the ages of 16½ and 87. The tampons which can be worn for up to 48 hours are ma…
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McDonalds To Keep Up With The Changing Times Now Has Rainbow Colored Sesame Seeds On Their Big Mac Buns
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Mickey D's has always reached out to everyone, and as they say in their TV commercials, our hamburger buns do not differentiate between gays, straights, egnostics, Democrats, Republicans, atheists, or alcoholics.
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The McDonalds Corporation Has Just Announced That Their New and Improved Rainbow Ketchup Is The Best In The Fast Food Industry
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation is always trying to stay steps ahead of the competition. And in that vein they have just announced that they are now introducing their new and improved Rainbow Ketchup, which has no calories, no sod…
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Elon Musk Introduces New Ultra-Compact Tesla Model
Palo Alto, CA – Government safety inspectors and auditors were surprised when reports of detaching steering wheels made the rounds in the press recently. The issue for Tesla seems to be an uninstalled retaining bolt in the steering column. Each of…
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Are you in a Hurry? Try the New 'Slurpburger' - The Newest Burger in Town
The newest and fastest growing burger chain out west and in the South is El Slurpo's. Soon to spread nationwide. Their food come in gulp cups of three sizes. It's super-fast food. Be in and out - and fully fed in 5 minutes. Basi…
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The Super Incredible Stainless Steel Mattress for All Your Banking Needs
Do you have your money in a bank? Fool! Don’t you realize that all banks are trying to crash themselves so that crypto can become king? That way, no nation can tax the rich EVER since how can you tax crypto if it’s located in some Singaporean’s pants…
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Steve Bannon’s Prison Toilet Wine Sold to Drunk MAGAs
Steve Bannon has escaped custody to go on CPAC and tell the GOP world that he is addicted to the toilet wine he learned to make in prison. Granted, it may give you a heavy skin rash that’s incurable and an “alcoholic nose”, but Steve says, “it’s b…
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A Gynecologist In New Jersey Discovers a Condom That Can Be Reused Up To 18 Times
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - The Prophylactic World is amazed at the latest discovery in 'Rubbers." A retired New Jersey gynecologist, Dr. Titus F. Upperweed, 51, told The American Department of Birth Control (ADBC) that he has discove…
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Melania’s Sweater Puppets – Feed Me!
What’s a former First Lady too do when she’s waiting for her hubby to go to prison? Melania Trump has been keeping herself busy in many ways, one of which is making sweater puppets! Melania says: “I like to make the puppets out of my old sweaters…
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Customer Lines At The New Whataburger In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Stretch For Four Blocks
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Food Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just informed the public that the newest Whataburger Restaurant in Mexico, is doing record-breaking business. The Orange W eatery is selling out a new food item that Whatabur…
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McDonalds Is Adding a Smoking Room To Every One of Their Restaurants
CHICAGO, Illinois - (Satire News) - McDonalds makes it a point to always listen to its customers, and many of them have asked that Mickey D's please add a smoking room to their restaurants One smoker Ezra "Smokey" Hopquist from Alligator Nuts, Flo…
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Mickey and Minnie Enslaved and Ruled by Govenor Ron DeSantis
A year ago The Magic Kingdom publicly spoke out about the "Don't Say Gay" bill of Governor DeSantis - in which Kids in school could be told nothing about Gay people. Basically making gays invisible or too morally terrible to talk about. He i…
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Burger King Is Honoring The LGBTQ Community With It's New Spicy Flaming Hot Double Meat Whopper Burger
MIAMI BEACH, Florida - (Fast Food Satire) - Burger King has always been a friend of the LGBTQ community recently donating over 3,000 Whopper Burgers to the homeless, needy, and hungry gays and lesbians of south Florida. And in keeping with their d…
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Boob Bands – Soak Up Boob Sweat & Look Fabulous!
This one’s just for us gals, guys … Ladies, do you have big boobs? I know I don’t, but if I did, I bet they’d sweat a lot with all the fun activities, the hustle and bustle I do all day. What if that sweat leaks through to my blouse? Huge smell…
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Elon Musk Has Just Developed The Tesla Submarine
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who reportedly has more money than Massachusetts, North Carolina, Utah, and London combined has just developed his latest in his Tesla line of Tesla "Get Arounds." Elon, who many still say is even more ba…
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Little Caesars Pizza Discontinues Their Seahorse Pizza
DETROIT - (Fast Food Satire) - Little Caesars Inc. has just made it known that due to popular demand, they will be discontinuing their Seahorse Pizza. Company spokesperson Luigi Guido Bambalini, 59, said that patrons just did not like the idea of…
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