Funny story - Ghislaine Maxwell Says That In-N-Out Burger is Her Favorite Hamburger Franchise

Ghislaine Maxwell Says That In-N-Out Burger is Her Favorite Hamburger Franchise

IRVINE, California - The In-N-Out hamburger chain commented that they do not recall sex pervert Ghislaine Maxwell ever eating at their establishment as she has stated. Maxwell told one of the jail guards who is guarding her that her favorite hambu…

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Funny story - Brian's Guide to Paperclip Curation still not selling

Brian's Guide to Paperclip Curation still not selling

Chutney on the Fritz's entrepreneur, Brian Asshat, has revealed to us that, since the launch of his guide to paper-clip curation was launched on Amazon Kindle, it is yet to sell a single copy. 'I did like all of the experts tell you,' said the 64-…

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Funny story - Baby Boom leads the planet into recession!

Baby Boom leads the planet into recession!

As if Covid 19 lockdowns, unemployment, fear of a new pandemic, and furlough payments weren't enough to drive the world into recession! No, now we have a 'baby boom' heading our way like a tsunami hitting Japan! Scientists studying demographic mov...

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Funny story - KFC Addresses the Rumor That They Fed Their Chickens Picante Sauce To Produce a Naturally Spicy Chicken

KFC Addresses the Rumor That They Fed Their Chickens Picante Sauce To Produce a Naturally Spicy Chicken

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – The Kentucky Fried Chicken Corporation wants to address a rumor that apparently first started in Pensacola, Florida. Reignbeau Berra, who is KFC’s director of advertising, said that she first heard about the rumor from her 1…

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Funny story - Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

In what's been described as the craziest plan ever hatched, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that, due to the ongoing worries of a Coronavirus 'second wave', and even more embarrassment over his handling of the pandemic, Christmas in the UK...

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Funny story - Burger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase

Burger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase

INDIANAPOLIS – A high-ranking official with Burger King has just announced a summertime promotion. Plans are for BK to begin offering customers free Coronavirus medical masks with any purchase of a Burger King product. The masks will come in t…

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Funny story - Aunt Jemima’s Relatives Are Now Asking Quaker Oats For Reparations

Aunt Jemima’s Relatives Are Now Asking Quaker Oats For Reparations

HARLEM, New York - Willie Guy Washington and his cousin, Tatakeena Montrose, are asking the Quaker Oats company, which manufactures Aunt Jemima pancake mix, for $2.7 billion in reparations. Washington said that his great, great, great grandmother,…

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Funny story - Ben & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump

Ben & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump

BURLINGTON, Vermont – The most popular ice cream producer in the nation has just announced a brand new ice cream flavor. The new ice cream flavor was developed by a team of Ben & Jerry ice cream experts who worked for 17 straight hours, eating…

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Funny story - Black Lives Matter Forces The Supermarket Chain Winn-Dixie to Change It’s Name

Black Lives Matter Forces The Supermarket Chain Winn-Dixie to Change It’s Name

JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Bowing to pressure from the national organization known as Black Lives Matter, a representative for the Southern supermarket chain has announced a corporate name change. Winn-Dixie will be dropping the name Dixie and adding…

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Funny story - McDonalds Announces That Their Happy Meals Are Going To Go Way Up In Price

McDonalds Announces That Their Happy Meals Are Going To Go Way Up In Price

CHICAGO – Meat prices have been skyrocketing across the nation due to the Cow Branding Scandal. Meat packers report that they have no choice but to raise the price on all meat products, from woodchuck steaks to filet du flamingo. Meanwhile, a s...

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Funny story - The New Name For Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix Has Just Been Announced

The New Name For Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix Has Just Been Announced

CHICAGO – The Quaker Oats Corporation, which makes Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix, has just revealed that they are dropping the racist name Aunt Jemima and replacing it with another name. Helga Tuscaloosa, 57, who runs the product-naming department at th...

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Funny story - Warren Puffit: "Dow at All-Time High by Election Day"

Warren Puffit: "Dow at All-Time High by Election Day"

In a rare interview, financier Warren Puffit told Spoof On Business: "We may be in a recession, and the stock market may have fallen nearly forty percent, but it is a certainty that the Dow Industrials will hit an all-time high before election day in…

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Funny story - Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice Is Getting a Brand New Name

Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice Is Getting a Brand New Name

HOUSTON – In keeping with racially-correct product themes and names, the company that produces Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice has decided to rename their extremely popular product. In fact, recent studies have shown that Uncle Ben's Rice is the most p...

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Funny story - Wombles are very busy, again

Wombles are very busy, again

Madame Cholet, Great Uncle Bulgaria and Tobermory, despite their increasing ages, are set to start clearing Wimbledon Common, as and when Lockdown restrictions are lifted. The three well-known characters have been taking it easy over the past few…

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Funny story - McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

CHICAGO – The McDonalds Corporation has just announced a decision that will not only resonate throughout China, but throughout San Francisco as well. After several power meetings, McDonalds has decided to close all of its restaurants in China.

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Funny story - Human resources department institutes epic ass-covering measures in response to pandemic

Human resources department institutes epic ass-covering measures in response to pandemic

Essential worker, Ben, was slightly taken aback one morning when he attempted to log on to his work computer and was greeted with a series of statements with which he had to agree before completing log-in. “It said things like, 'I’ve not had a fev...

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Funny story - Socialist Presidential Candidate Admits Stock Market Addiction

Socialist Presidential Candidate Admits Stock Market Addiction

Greenwich Village, New York City. Special to The Spoof. Norman Eugene Davidson, ten times candidate for president of the United States on the Socialist Party ticket, admitted today, in an editorial in the Socialist Call, that he has been a closeted s...

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Funny story - Wuhan Property Prices Take A Dive

Wuhan Property Prices Take A Dive

It's been a difficult four months for the Chinese city of Wuhan, the center of the Coronavirus outbreak, and every area of business has suffered, including the property market, where prices of houses, condominiums, apartments, and hovels have all tak...

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Funny story - Trump Family To Go Into Facemask Production

Trump Family To Go Into Facemask Production

The Coronavirus, and the new threat of an even more damaging and deadly 'second wave', has given impetus to an idea that has been fomenting in President Donald Trump's ingenious mind for the past few weeks now - facemask production. Never one to l...

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Funny story - Most Major Airlines Are Now Averaging 7.3 Passengers Per Plane

Most Major Airlines Are Now Averaging 7.3 Passengers Per Plane

CHICAGO – The city known as the Windy City, the Airline Hub, and the Place Where President Abraham Lincoln Was Conceived, has just revealed some disappointing airline facts. Most of the large airlines are reporting that they are averaging 7.3 pass...

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