Donald Trump, also known as The Bunker Guy, or The Creature From The Black Lagoon, is miffed by the most recent poll taken by CNN. Surprise, surprise, it indicates Trump has fallen into the 30% range, as in 38%.
Caramba! That’s good news for America!
So incensed, Donald Trump’s campaign is demanding CNN retract and apologize for their recent poll that indicated Trump was way, way behind Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee.
Team Trump says the poll wasn’t well managed, and fake.
Translation: It wasn’t controlled by Trump or any of his immediate family members. But if the numbers were switched, and Trump received 62% and Biden 38%, then everything would be fine and dandy. Just give Trump the winning numbers.
CNN must withdraw and apologize, or the Trump team will go ahead with their own poll.
And the public can assume what the Trump team will do with that poll.
Caramba! That’s bad news for America!
Trump thinks tear gas used on protesters is beautiful. Trump used mounted police on horseback, tear gas, and rubber bullets to clear a group of peaceful protesters so that he could stand in front of a church and hold up a bible. "It was like slicing through butter," said Trump.
Which lame brain Trump operative thought of that scene? Missing were the black shirts, but mounted police were appropriately dressed in black shirts and boots.
If Trump is at 30%, that means the 70% majority will make this country American again.
Caramba! That’s good news for the world and America!
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