Sofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 13 June 2020

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Sofia has just developed a line of her own perfume named, Eau de La Vergara Perfume.

HOLLYWOOD – The gorgeously sexy Colombian bombshell, Sofia Vergara, has stated that, contrary to rumors, that have been put out by the White House, she is not planning on getting a breast reduction.

Vergara, who starred in the sit-com “Modern Family” for 11 years, says that her puppies are 100% real, and to reduce them surgically would be a crime in her South American country punishable by 8-months imprisonment in a lesbionic prison.

The 34-DD breasted Sofia pointed out that when "The Mar-a-Lago Liar" recently commented during a White House press conference that her tatas were fake, he must have been high on Big Macs, Chicken McNuggets, or a bad batch of Djibouti Draconian Marching Dust.

Sofia commented that she will soon begin shooting her new reality show on Bravo called, “Sofia & Her Stunning Gazongas”.

The show will be sponsored by The Tio Tino Taco Trucks of Texas, Lowenbrau Beer, and La Muchacha Bonita Condoms.

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