HOLLYWOOD – The gorgeously sexy Colombian bombshell, Sofia Vergara, has stated that, contrary to rumors, that have been put out by the White House, she is not planning on getting a breast reduction.
Vergara, who starred in the sit-com “Modern Family” for 11 years, says that her puppies are 100% real, and to reduce them surgically would be a crime in her South American country punishable by 8-months imprisonment in a lesbionic prison.
The 34-DD breasted Sofia pointed out that when "The Mar-a-Lago Liar" recently commented during a White House press conference that her tatas were fake, he must have been high on Big Macs, Chicken McNuggets, or a bad batch of Djibouti Draconian Marching Dust.
Sofia commented that she will soon begin shooting her new reality show on Bravo called, “Sofia & Her Stunning Gazongas”.
The show will be sponsored by The Tio Tino Taco Trucks of Texas, Lowenbrau Beer, and La Muchacha Bonita Condoms.