Funny story: Trump Claims Bone Spurs On Coronavirus And Quits

Trump Claims Bone Spurs On Coronavirus And Quits

President Trump is quitting the coronavirus pandemic, claiming, "If we don’t test, there won’t be any numbers to say we have coronavirus. Therefore, we’ve conquered coronavirus. No numbers, no virus!" The thinking is pure genius! So, if someone…

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Funny story: Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News’ slanted coverage of political news, according to three recent studies, has kept the GOP base in a constant state of rage, forcing GOP politicians to shift further right to satisfy the demands of their voter base. So, to prevent further tota...

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Funny story: President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

NEW YORK CITY – The daughter of President Trump’s brother, Mary Trump, 55, has just published a book that the “Cheater-in-Chief” is positively as mad as a hive of bumble bees about. Mary, who is considered the nicest of all the Trumps, reveals tha...

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Funny story: NBA Coach Gregg Popovich Says That Trump Dribbles a Basketball Like a Sissy

NBA Coach Gregg Popovich Says That Trump Dribbles a Basketball Like a Sissy

SAN ANTONIO – Famed NBA basketball coach Gregg Popovich was having some practice drills with two of his star players, Patty Mills (#8) and Marco Belinelli (#18). The players had come to his Star Wars-style mansion and were enjoying getting a littl...

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Funny story: Someone Needs To Teach President Trump How To Drink Water From a Glass

Someone Needs To Teach President Trump How To Drink Water From a Glass

WEST POINT, New York – President Trump caused a lot of Republicans to utter a collective “WTF?” after he took a of drink of water from a glass and looked like a 3-year-old doing it. Trump was delivering the Gettysburg Address at West Point, when h...

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Funny story: Biden Is Ahead And Trump Is Screaming

Biden Is Ahead And Trump Is Screaming

Biden is ahead in the polls, and Donald Trump is screaming like a soprano! Trump calls Joe Biden Sleepy Joe, but no one looked sleepier than Trump trying to read from the teleprompter during his West Point commencement address. Trump even appeared to…

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Funny story: JoJo, A Blue Heeler-Terrier Mix, Befuddles Hen House Invader

JoJo, A Blue Heeler-Terrier Mix, Befuddles Hen House Invader

BILLINGSGATE POST: Who would have thought that a chance encounter between a Jack Russell Terrier and a Blue Heeler would produce JoJo? Terriers are typically small, wiry, game and fearless, while Blue Heelers are herders, known for their quirky pen...

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Funny story: Dominic Cummings Has Disappeared

Dominic Cummings Has Disappeared

There was mild concern in Whitehall last night, when it was realised that Dominic Cummings, Prime Minister Boris Johnson's chief advisor and political strategist, hadn't been seen for a while, and may have actually disappeared. Cummings, whose ho...

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Funny story: President Trump is Salivating at the Thought of Naming Roseanne Barr to be His Chief Political Campaign Speech Writer (and Attack Dog)

President Trump is Salivating at the Thought of Naming Roseanne Barr to be His Chief Political Campaign Speech Writer (and Attack Dog)

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has informed the press that the president has always considered Roseanne Barr to be one of the funniest women on both sides of the Potomac River. He recently told his third most favorite son Eric...

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Funny story: Planetary Scientists Want To Change the Name Uranus to Rectalinia

Planetary Scientists Want To Change the Name Uranus to Rectalinia

HOUSTON – It is being reported by several publications that experts in the world of planetary science are urging President Trump to change the name of the planet Uranus to Rectalinia. They state that it is time, once and for all, to put an end to...

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Funny story: President Trump Has a Fantastic Idea For When He Loses The Presidential Election

President Trump Has a Fantastic Idea For When He Loses The Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump recently met with his top advisers, Kellyanne Conway, Ivanka Trump, and Cyrus Monongahela, in the secondary Oval Office. He told them that, as he was non-stop tweeting at 3:45 am, he had a visionary vision about him...

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Funny story: Dominic Cummings Fan Club On Brink Of Closure

Dominic Cummings Fan Club On Brink Of Closure

There was bad news for Prime Minister Boris Johnson's chief advisor and political strategist, Dominic Cummings, last night, when figures released by the evil hatchet man's official fan club showed that its membership was at an all-time low. Cummin...

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Funny story: Rat Trap Glue Really Did Work!

Rat Trap Glue Really Did Work!

A man who had "severe doubts" as to the potential effectiveness of a pest control product that his wife brought home from the market, was forced to concede he had been premature in his analysis, after a total of seven mice fell victim to it in four d...

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