Funny story: Donald Trump Sends His Congratulations To The SS

Donald Trump Sends His Congratulations To The SS

Even fake news can’t make this stuff up. The Bunker Guy, also known as the Archie Bunker Guy, sent his congratulations to the SS for doing such a great job, overcoming peaceful protesters, demonstrating against police brutality near St. John’s Episc…

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Funny story: Why You Can’t Leave Hotel California: The Blue Heeler Bites Back

Why You Can’t Leave Hotel California: The Blue Heeler Bites Back

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you listen carefully to the lyrics of Hotel California, by The Eagles, you might easily make the mistake of over-analyzing the song; attributing inappropriate metaphors to decipher the true meanings of the lyrics. Have you e…

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Funny story: Trump To Sue CNN For 30% Poll Result

Trump To Sue CNN For 30% Poll Result

Donald Trump, also known as The Bunker Guy, or The Creature From The Black Lagoon, is miffed by the most recent poll taken by CNN. Surprise, surprise, it indicates Trump has fallen into the 30% range, as in 38%. Caramba! That’s good news for Ameri…

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Funny story: Hydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?

Hydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?

Commercial for Hydroxychloroqen, with President Trump standing in a Right Maid drugstore, at a counter, without a mask. Do you have concerns about mild memory loss related to aging or illness? Hydroxychloroqen is the number 1 pharmacist-recomme...

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Funny story: Dominic Cummings Plays Down His Resemblance To Coronation Street's Pat Phelan

Dominic Cummings Plays Down His Resemblance To Coronation Street's Pat Phelan

Dominc Cummings, the hatchet man of Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has tried to play down suggestions that he is actually former Coronation Street character, hatchet man, Pat Phelan. Cummings was in the news recently for breaking his own lockdown r...

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Funny story: Man Had Writer's Block

Man Had Writer's Block

A man who tentatively refers to himself as a writer when he contributes not infrequently to an online satirical news outlet, has told of how he became afflicted with the well-known stumbling block of scribblers the world over, when he came down with...

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Funny story: Ireland Tells The Heavy Metal Band, The C-19, To Change It’s Name

Ireland Tells The Heavy Metal Band, The C-19, To Change It’s Name

DUBLIN – Ireland’s Department of Decency in Naming has just informed the popular Irish heavy metal band, C-19, that they will have to change their band name. Band frontman Doolin Tipperary, asked why in the world would they have to change it. H...

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Funny story: President Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request

President Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump just made tens of millions of Democrats happy as hell. "The Orange Mess" has just announced that he will be starting up his MAGA campaign rallies in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the Sooner or Later Arena. Trump, who ha...

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Voted The Ugliest Senator in the Senate

Mitch McConnell Voted The Ugliest Senator in the Senate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A nationwide poll was recently conducted which dealt strictly on looks. A total of 901,883 individuals were asked to rate each one of the United States senators as far as looks go. A 10 was for handsome and beautiful. And a 1 wa...

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Funny story: Meteorologists Warn That an Asteroid the Size of Seattle is Heading For Mar-a-Lago

Meteorologists Warn That an Asteroid the Size of Seattle is Heading For Mar-a-Lago

BANGOR, Maine – The East Coast Meteorological Council has just issued a report that should strike fear in President Trump. The ECMC has said that an asteroid the size of Seattle is heading directly for Mar-a-Lago, Florida, Trump’s Southern White H...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Hired by Victoria's Secret to Model Skimpy Bikini Swimsuits

Meghan Markle Hired by Victoria's Secret to Model Skimpy Bikini Swimsuits

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, and wife of Prince Harry, has just signed a very lucrative contract with Victoria’s Secret. The 38-year-old beauty has become very popular since returning to the states from merry old England. Markle...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Finally Admits That He and Vladimir Putin Text Each Other on a Nightly Basis

Donald Trump Finally Admits That He and Vladimir Putin Text Each Other on a Nightly Basis

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After first denying that he has ever met Russian leader Vladimir Putin, Trump has finally admitted that he and his Russian hero do in fact text each other on a nightly basis. POTUS said that they mainly just talk about the weath...

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