The Roseanne Barr Flying Circus Has Come To Town

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Friday, 26 June 2020

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Kayleigh McEnany says Roseanne is 67, but her face and body look 87.

SAN FRANCISCO – A reporter with The San Francisco Nightly Herald, Nixie Ballytuck, sat down with Roseanne Barr, or actually with what is the shell of the old original Roseanne Barr.

Ballytuck described the disoriented comedian as the Roseanne Barr Flying Circus.

Nixie recalled how she used to enjoy seeing Roseanne do stand-up comedy. She could make people laugh, making fun of herself and her trailer park upbringing.

Rosey looked like the woman next door, assuming the woman next door was a whining, complaining, nasally-voiced bitch.

But people liked her. The Tinsel Town media said she was a welcome change from the likes of Phyllis Diller, Joan Rivers, and Ling Lee Hamilton.

Baseball great, Nolan Ryan, recently remarked that Barr, was nasty and vulgar, and she would often grab her crotch like baseball players did.

He went on to say that she would even spit like some ill-mannered baseball players did.

And now, sad to say, the overweight matronly 'has-been' has now been reduced to being nothing more than a traveling carnival freak show, that can actually make a train wreck look dainty.

Mrs. Barr just made the weird-as-hell statement that Donald J. Trump is a woman. She did not explain why she felt that way, nor did she volunteer to show any photos of POTUS’s crotch minus his orange pecker.

When asked if she was pro-Trump or anti-Trump, the woman whose keyboard is missing lots of keys replied, “Yes, I am, and I know for sure that I am, cause deep down inside I am.”

Somebody call the loony bin quick, and tell them to come and pick up one of their patients who somehow managed to escape.

As British comedian, Ricky Gervais, said recently, "Roseanne really and truly needs to put the bottle of glue down."

If you want to help this messed up carnival freak, you can call 1-800-Roseanneisonefuckeduptwat.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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