Sofia Vergara Recalls The Day She Met Donald Trump

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 23 June 2020

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Sofia at 47, is considered much sexier than women half her age.

HOLLYWOOD – The hottest sex symbol in Tinsel Town these days is none other than the Colombian firecracker, Sofia Vergara.

The stunning Latina actress has stirred up more men’s fantasies than all the swizzle sticks in Las Vegas.

Vergara recently told Tittle Tattle Tonight’s Pico de Gallo that she met the President at a Macy’s in Mexicali, Mexico, back on Pancho Villa Day in 2013.

She was shopping for crotchless panties, when he walked by with his wife, Melania.

Trump recognized her from her TV sit-com, “Modern Family.” He asked her for an autograph. As she was signing it, she noticed that he was focused directly on her two gorgeously ample tatas.

Melania also noticed, and she commented, “Okay, ju horny chithead, put jur effen tung back in jur mouth before I hiddit wiff my size 10D high-heel chew.”

Sofia said that, as the two walked away, she suddenly saw Melania elbow Donald in his ribs.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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