Funny story: New Study Suggests: Old People Aren't Racists, They're Just Assholes

New Study Suggests: Old People Aren't Racists, They're Just Assholes

Michigan - A new study from the Great Lakes Sociological Research Institute suggests that old people aren’t racist, they’re just assholes. The team has been conducting this study for two weeks and have recently come away with the fascinating res…

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Funny story: Monkey Mayhem: Revisiting A Birthday Party Gone Bad

Monkey Mayhem: Revisiting A Birthday Party Gone Bad

BILLINGSGATE POST: Over 15 years have passed since a couple were viciously attacked by two chimps while celebrating the 39th birthday of their son, Moe, in a California animal sanctuary. It is not a pretty story, but worth revisiting. By all acco…

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Funny story: Report: Parliament considered invading the US, citing nation is in an “Existential Crisis”

Report: Parliament considered invading the US, citing nation is in an “Existential Crisis”

LONDON - The recent uproar across the pond with issues such as the Coronavirus, systemic racism, and failures in leadership, have led to talks of a potential invasion of the US. “The situation in the United States is troubling, and may require full a…

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Funny story: Local Man Says He Hates His Black Neighbours

Local Man Says He Hates His Black Neighbours

Local man Dougie Grimes has admitted today that he hates his new neighbours, and has no remorse for posting on social media about his feelings towards Blacks. "Every one of them is a good-for-nothing, lazy-ass turd. They play their music all nigh...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Up To His Neck This Time

Donald Trump Up To His Neck This Time

Donald Trump, by now, must have a rubber stamp that says I Wasn't Told. His latest I Wasn't Told excuse is about Russia paying Taliban terrorists a sum of money or a bounty if they were to kill American or Allied soldiers in Afghanistan. I Wasn't...

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Funny story: Washington Monument Toppled by Protesters

Washington Monument Toppled by Protesters

Washington, D.C. A motley mob of demonstrators destroyed the Washington Monument early this morning, climaxing a week of toppled statues and defaced memorials. President Trump immediately announced that the monument would be restored to an upright po…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson reveals exercise regime

Boris Johnson reveals exercise regime

This week, Prime Minister Boris Johnson was photographed doing a press-up to show how fit and healthy he is, despite his appearance. The PM's personal trainer, Geoff Ym, revealed exclusively to The Spoof the entire exercise regime he puts the PM thro...

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Funny story: Mom single-handedly keeping landline phones in existence

Mom single-handedly keeping landline phones in existence

According to new data, Mom is single-handedly keeping landline phones in existence. Research findings published by Johns Hopkins University have revealed that 100 percent of worldwide landline telephone usage is conducted by your mom. “Most o…

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Funny story: Hamster not looking forward to children returning to school

Hamster not looking forward to children returning to school

Hamster, George Smyth the third, has said that he is not looking forward to the return of the kids, whenever that might be. 'Because lockdown happened so quickly, and because the kids couldn't leave the house, no rota has been sorted out for me li…

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Funny story: Spoof writer's fascination with Harry Maguire borders on Stalking!

Spoof writer's fascination with Harry Maguire borders on Stalking!

Monkey Woods, renowned infamous Spoof writer, devout Yorkshireman, and Hull City die-hard supporter, has recently been observed as an obsessive Manchester United observer, because of one player, Harry Maguire! Jaggedone, a die-hard Manchester Unit…

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Funny story: Mould threatening to take over office

Mould threatening to take over office

Quentin Smith, a four-month-old mould, who has been growing inside a coffee mug since lockdown began, has said that, if he continues to grow and develop, gaining hands, a brain and some way of communicating, he will be running the office before Chris…

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Funny story: Burger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase

Burger King To Offer Free Designer Coronavirus Masks With Any Purchase

INDIANAPOLIS – A high-ranking official with Burger King has just announced a summertime promotion. Plans are for BK to begin offering customers free Coronavirus medical masks with any purchase of a Burger King product. The masks will come in t…

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Funny story: The University of Kentucky To Remove The Statue of Mitch McConnell

The University of Kentucky To Remove The Statue of Mitch McConnell

FRANKFORT, Kentucky – Senator Mitch McConnell has just been informed that his alma mater has voted to take down his his statue. McConnell, who is worth $30 million, expressed disbelief, and asked on what grounds was the statue being removed. Th…

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Funny story: President Trump Hits Back at Roseanne Barr For Saying That He’s a Woman

President Trump Hits Back at Roseanne Barr For Saying That He’s a Woman

SQUAW FACE, Arizona – President Trump was in Arizona checking out a golf course he may decide to buy. He was asked by the press what he thought about Roseanne Barr saying that he was a woman. Trump replied that Barr is nothing more than a has-b…

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Funny story: Michael Jackson impersonator confused by Black Lives Matter

Michael Jackson impersonator confused by Black Lives Matter

Geoff E'hee, 47, of Leeds, is a professional Michael Jackson impersonator. He recently gained modest fame when he joined a protest march in the city to support Black Lives Matter, dressed as the famous singer, but was chased away for wearing a form o…

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Funny story: Snake venom kills Covid-19 virus!

Snake venom kills Covid-19 virus!

A Indian man wandering through his local jungle in India, carrying the coronavirus, failed to keep social distance with a sleeping viper basking in the sun. In fact, the man trod on its tail! In response, the viper made a slightly defensive response,...

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Have Just Signed Cam Newton To Replace Tom Brady

The New England Patriots Have Just Signed Cam Newton To Replace Tom Brady

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts – There is joy in Bean Town today, as free agent quarterback, Cam Newton, has just been signed by the New England Patriots. The ex-Carolina Panther was thrilled beyond belief. He told his agent that he is as happy as kang…

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Tell President Trump “No! No! No!”

The Rolling Stones Tell President Trump “No! No! No!”

NEW YORK CITY – Mick Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones flew to the USA and had a talk with their publishing company. The two Stones, who said that they’re drug-free, remarked that they are not happy with the fact that Trump’s campaig…

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Said He Face-Timed Kim Jong-un and He Was Shocked

Dennis Rodman Said He Face-Timed Kim Jong-un and He Was Shocked

MARINA DEL REY, California – Former NBA great Dennis Rodman was having lunch at the Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina del Rey, when he was approached by a reporter with the Hollywod Innuendo News Agency. Rodman was asked about his countless tattoos and…

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Funny story: Trump To Stop Mail-In Voting

Trump To Stop Mail-In Voting

Yep! Knowing he’s on the way out, in a last-ditch effort, Donald Trump is going to try to quash, stop, prevent, do a Mexican hat dance on mail-in voting. Russian president, Vladimir Putin, can’t fix mail-in voting for Trump. In 2016, eight Intelli...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Spoken To By Police In Connection With Fan Abduction Incident

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Spoken To By Police In Connection With Fan Abduction Incident

Police in Norfolk have said they have spoken to the Manchester United captain and England defender, Harry Maguire, about an incident in which they say a fan was abducted outside Carrow Road after the FA Cup quarter-final tie between Norwich and Unit…

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Funny story: Man Was Disappointed That It Wasn't Fish And Chips For Tea

Man Was Disappointed That It Wasn't Fish And Chips For Tea

A man who was absolutely famished and looking forward to sitting down to a plate of fish and chips for his tea last night, was disappointed to learn that, unfortunately, fish wasn't on the menu, due to his wife having arrived at the market too late.

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Funny story: Book Breaks Record At Library

Book Breaks Record At Library

It's taken for granted in this, the digital age, where we can download printed matter to various technological devices, that books are less popular than they once were, but one book, in particular, has broken all records at a city library - for remai...

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