WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source inside the White House has revealed that Melania Trump is furious at having had her new personal program shot down by the White House staff.
The first lady recently talked to her BFF, Meghan Markle, and the former Duchess-turned-bikini-swimsuit-model told her to start up a “Be Nice” program as a follow-up to her “Be Best” program.
Melania loved the idea, and spent a few days working out the particulars with her future daughter-in-law, the big-breasted and long-legged Kimberly Guilfoyle.
The two reportedly had a great time eating imported Danish wedding cookies, and making fun of Eric Trump, Kayleigh McEnany, Rudy Giuliani, and even the odd-as-hell way the President drinks water with two hands.
The first lady told Meghan that she just hopes that the media never finds out that her Donaldo occasionally pees in his pants when he gets extremely mad.
Kimberly giggled and said that Trump Jr., does the same thing; except that he actually starts crying and says that he has to go shoot some unsuspecting zoo animal.
When Mrs. Trump was told by an assistant to the President that she would not be getting approval for her “Be Nice” program, she reportedly picked up a coffee mug that had once belonged to President Andrew Jackson, and threw it to the floor causing it to shatter into 53 pieces.
Melania angrily asked in her heavy Slovenian accent, “Why not?”
The source told her because it would be silly as hell, and ironic as shit, for her to head up a “Be Nice” program, when her husband is the meanest, bigoted, most heartless son-of-a-biscuit since Attila the Hun.