Man Became Confused About John Bolton And Joe Biden

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 21 June 2020

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John Bolton (left) and Joe Biden

A man who, by his own admittance, is largely unfamiliar with the subject of US Politics, made an astonishing and barely-believable blunder this morning, when, thinking up a ridiculous story for publication on, he inexplicably confused former US National Security Adviser, John Bolton, with the Democratic Party's Joe Biden.

There are similarities between the two gentlemen, of course: they are both American, old, and politicians, but anyone with even a grain of knowledge of current events would be expected to know the difference.

Sadly, for social commentator, Moys Kenwood, 56, this was not the case.

He said:

"John, Joe, Bolton, Biden, Jimbob, Jethro... who the fuck knows what's going on over there? I think it was the combination of a couple of blokes with the 'JB' for their initials that threw me. For the sake of Jesus Budda!"

Boris Johnson was unavailable for comment.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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