Funny story: Trump Is Such A Cry Baby

Trump Is Such A Cry Baby

Boo, hoo! Donald Trump is such a cry baby! Somebody get the guy a pacifier! Like, quick! Does the whole world have to endure hearing Trump’s cry baby act, blaming former President Barack Obama for every one of Trump's failures? Obama has been out…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire’s Paper Mache Statue Toppled And Burned By Angry Fans

Harry Maguire’s Paper Mache Statue Toppled And Burned By Angry Fans

BILLINGSGATE POST: What Ole Gunnar Solskjaer said about the toppling of the iconic paper mache statue of Harry Maguire, which had stood outside the confines of Old Trafford since the lockdown, sadly manifested the disappointment for both the travail...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Turns 90; Attributes Longevity to Life Insurance

Spoof Writer Turns 90; Attributes Longevity to Life Insurance

Covina, CA. Exclusive - to any editor who will print this. An aging Spoof contributor, who turns 90 on Thursday, gave this reporter an exclusive interview at the local library this morning. When asked 'to what he or she attributes his or her long lif…

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter

Black Lives Matter Joined By Other Colors That Matter

There was trouble brewing all around the world last night, as the apparent success of the Black Lives Matter campaign gave rise to calls from other races that other colors matter as well. Protestors gathered in the Saudi Arabian capital of Riyadh,...

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Funny story: BLM seen through the eyes of two 80-year-old biddies in a Doncaster boozer!

BLM seen through the eyes of two 80-year-old biddies in a Doncaster boozer!

Long-lost Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) coincidentally had one of its starving, scavenging, unemployed star reporters looking for bare morsels in a boozer in Doncaster, and overheard the following conversation. He sent it back to HQ,...

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Funny story: Psychologists Have Just Given Kayleigh McEnany a New Nickname: The Lie Teller

Psychologists Have Just Given Kayleigh McEnany a New Nickname: The Lie Teller

CHICAGO – Many of the nation’s leading psychologists, including Harvard University professor, Galileo W. Quicksmith, have said that White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, is basically a female clone of President Trump. The professor said,...

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Funny story: Anti-Trump Evangelicals From The Crop Rotating State of Iowa Speak Out About Their Former Messiah Donald J. Trump

Anti-Trump Evangelicals From The Crop Rotating State of Iowa Speak Out About Their Former Messiah Donald J. Trump

Corn Shuck, Iowa – A group of very devoted evangelicals, who had been blindly following President Donald Trump, met at a Knights of Ponce De Leon Meeting Hall. The spokesperson of the group, who said his name was Marco Polo, stated that they have...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Addresses Those Alleged SXSW Sexual Assault Allegations

Justin Bieber Addresses Those Alleged SXSW Sexual Assault Allegations

LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber says that he does not want to have to address the fake alleged allegations of assault, but he has to, because it is his voting right and his right to bear arms. Needless to say, the Beeb still partakes of the brewskis.

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Recalls The Day She Met Donald Trump

Sofia Vergara Recalls The Day She Met Donald Trump

HOLLYWOOD – The hottest sex symbol in Tinsel Town these days is none other than the Colombian firecracker, Sofia Vergara. The stunning Latina actress has stirred up more men’s fantasies than all the swizzle sticks in Las Vegas. Vergara recently...

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Funny story: President Trump is Desperately Trying to Sell Mar-a-Lago Before the Asteroid Hits and Totally Destroys It

President Trump is Desperately Trying to Sell Mar-a-Lago Before the Asteroid Hits and Totally Destroys It

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A White House insider said that the night of Trump’s horrendously, horrific, Tulsa Campaign Rally, he only got 29 minutes of sleep. He flew down to the Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago on Air Force One the next morning. Me...

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Funny story: Liverpool Players Claim They Were 'Put Off' By Saxophonist

Liverpool Players Claim They Were 'Put Off' By Saxophonist

After the most bizarre Merseyside Derby in living memory at the weekend, players of both Liverpool and Everton say they were "nervous to start with", but became increasingly so when they couldn't concentrate because of the relaxing tunes being played...

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Funny story: President Trump's Freudian Slip In Black Lives Matter Speech

President Trump's Freudian Slip In Black Lives Matter Speech

There were more protests in cities across the country last night, complemented by riots, fires and looting, after President Donald Trump, speaking during a televised address to the nation about his "tremendous heartfelt and genuine concern" for the l...

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