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Christina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem

Funny story: Christina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem

(2011) Christina Aguilera has had enough of the criticism for her flubbing the Star-Spangled Banner during this year's Super Bowl. She claims that only a handful of Americans actually know all the words to the 'incredibly difficult and outdated' song and be...

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Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Have Marriage and Divorce in Same Ceremony

Funny story: Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Have Marriage and Divorce in Same Ceremony

(2007) In a surprise move today, shock jock Howard Stern and long term girlfriend and model Beth Ostrosky eloped to a Vermont bed and breakfast. The couple decided to elope to avoid the whole publicity event their wedding would have garnered.

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Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God

Funny story: Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God

(2012) Washington, DC -- Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has declared his campaign to be "The Second Coming," after learning that his birth certificate identifies him as the Son of God. "I thought I might be related to Superman," Santorum...

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Katherine Jenkins Naked - No Chance

Funny story: Katherine Jenkins Naked - No Chance

(2010) Anyone hoping to log on to naked photographs of Welsh diva Katherine Jenkins is going to have to spend an awful long time on line, only to be disappointed because no such pictures actually exist - at least not in the public domain - as we can exclusi...

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Tyra Banks to Wear Ten Year Old Bikini in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Funny story: Tyra Banks to Wear Ten Year Old Bikini in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

(2007) Supermodel Tyra Banks has announced that she will wear a ten year old bikini in the latest edition of the February Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Banks was the first black woman to grace the cover of the famous issue by herself.

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Sharapova rival Ana Ivanovic: Federer hates Russian slags

Funny story: Sharapova rival Ana Ivanovic: Federer hates Russian slags

(2008) Doha, Qatar - (Mixed Doubles Mess): Women's world number two seed Serbian Ana Ivanovic has hit back at press stories linking Russia's Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer romantically as "lurid crap" and denied the Swiss twelve times g...

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Pakistanis Envy Ronald McDonald's Feet

Funny story: Pakistanis Envy Ronald McDonald's Feet

(2006) LAHORE, PAKISTAN (AP) Swarms of angry Muslims destroyed a McDonald's fast food restaurant today. A crowd of youths focused their attention on a large pair of shoes worn by Ronald McDonald - the brightly colored clown figure known the world over.

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Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

(2010) Kristen Stewart has proved beyond all doubt that there is life after the Twilight franchise as she entered into discussions to play the leading role in a proposed new movie based around 1970's kids' action figure 'Stretch Armstrong.' Miss Stewart'...

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Jamie Lynn pregnant again soon after 1st baby!

Funny story: Jamie Lynn pregnant again soon after 1st baby!

(2009) Jamie Lynn Spears revealed yesterday that she's single, and pregnant again. Her now ex-boyfriend, Casey Aldridge says that "Jamie's going to be ok. We're still friends..." Jamie's mom said: "She's doing ok, actually. We still are a bit shocked...

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Centerfold Playboy USAF drill sergeant to replace NASA's Lisa Nowak

Funny story: Centerfold Playboy USAF drill sergeant to replace NASA's Lisa Nowak

(2007) Lackland Air Force Base - (Rioters): Michelle Mantrap, the 38-24-36 USAF drill sergeant demoted for her nude Playboy centerfold pictures, has been invited by NASA to audition for the replacement position formerly occupied by Captain Lisa Nowak, the D...

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Shock As Britneys Vagina Announces It's Going Solo

Funny story: Shock As Britneys Vagina Announces It's Going Solo

(2007) The world of popular music was today thrown into an unprecedented state of turmoil, as the vagina of the "Teen" singing sensation Britney Spears announced plans for a solo career.

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Heather Mills is full of pills McCartney divorce court told

Funny story: Heather Mills is full of pills McCartney divorce court told

(2008) London - (Matrimonial Mess): "Don't be fooled by all that wholesome veggie-burger psychobabble nonsense, M'Lud," Paul McCartney's attorney told a divorce court judge today. "My client's wife is a walking dispensary of...

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How Justin Bieber Helped the Revolution in Egypt

Funny story: How Justin Bieber Helped the Revolution in Egypt

(2011) Now that there has been an overthrow of the government of Egypt by the people there, many of the protesters are claiming that singer Justin Bieber spurred them on with his encouraging music. "It is now being heard in Iran, Saudi Arabia, Jordan and...

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Ashley Cole - Guilty By Underpants

Funny story: Ashley Cole - Guilty By Underpants

(2010) Chelsea and England full-back Ashley Cole was today left in a critical credibility struggle as certain unscrupulous publications ran raunchy text pictures allegedly sent to a glamour model, which depicted a headless man in his underpants posing in fr...

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Meaning of Shrove Tuesday lost

Funny story: Meaning of Shrove Tuesday lost

(2010) Everybody knows that Shrove Tuesday is Pancake Day, but Catholic Church leaders are concerned that many people do not understand the origins of the day. Also known as Mardi Gras (or Fat Tuesday, when translated using Google Translate), Shrove Tues...

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Anna K's Valentine's Game

Funny story: Anna K's Valentine's Game

(2004) Miami, Florida, U.S.A. - In a surprising game that left spectators baffled, Anna Kournikova served up boyfriend Enrique Iglesias' heart today in what was consider a Valentine's Day horror tennis spectacle.

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Friends - The one that nobody watches anymore

Funny story: Friends - The one that nobody watches anymore

(2010) (Opening Scene - Joey's flat. Chandler walks in to find Joey sitting on the sofa watching TV) Chandler - Hey Joey, fancy seeing you here. Joey - Hey Chandler .. This is my flat so where else would you expect me to be. Chandler - Forgive me if I'm wrong, but didn't you move to Los Angeles to pursue a career in acting. Joey - I certainly did. You must have watched me on TV in that hi...

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John Mayer checks into rehab after breaking down on stage to massive public indifference

Funny story: John Mayer checks into rehab after breaking down on stage to massive public indifference

(2010) John Mayer has voluntarily checked into rehab after it finally dawned on him that the world is not as fascinated with him as Mayer is with himself. The realisation came after yet another attempt to crack the British market left music lovers mystified...

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Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Funny story: Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

(2018) Two fringe groups and a deranged scientist are all claiming that the Obama's official White House portraits are being used to send messages to the next galaxy, possibly giving an all clear for an alien invasion. "Maybe that's not what is happening...

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New mosquito device "will infect teenagers with malaria"

Funny story: New mosquito device "will infect teenagers with malaria"

(2008) Following the success of the Mosquito anti-teenager alarm, which works by emitting a high-pitched sound that only teenagers can hear, the company responsible has produced its new Mark III version. This works by releasing thousands of real mosquitoes...

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Mysterious source of global warming identified

Funny story: Mysterious source of global warming identified

(2010) For decades, scientists around the world have been puzzling over the source of recent anomalous warming of the planet otherwise known as anthropogenic global warming or AGW. The International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) was created to sort through...

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Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

(2010) Budding legend of the silver screen, Robert Pattinson 23, who plays Edward Cullen the vampire in the Twilight movie series was today, a little hacked off by scandal mongering press 'vampires' who continually take his off-the-cuff remarks out of conte...

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