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Funny story: Waffen SS sues London Olympics Commitee

Waffen SS sues London Olympics Commitee

(2007) In London today, remaining members of the Waffen SS sued the 2012 London Olympics committee for copyright infringement.

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Funny story: The Meddlesome Mensch: A Tech Tale

The Meddlesome Mensch: A Tech Tale

(2018) My name is Marty, and I have a small family. That’s the way I like it. There’s just me and my twenty-something owner. Yep, I DID say owner. You see, I’m an electronic reader, purchased by my owner (her name is Noreen) and brought home two years ago last week. If you’re one of those folks who think that electronic readers are just dumb machines, think again. Well, maybe some of them are du...

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Funny story: Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks

Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks

(2010) We all know it isn't black men. Even though they are the but of jokes, it turns out that it isn't Japanese men. It also isn't tribal pygmies. A survey of prostitutes in fifteen cities around the world reveals that it is Arabic men who have the w...

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Funny story: Woman Thrown Out of Jail Trying to Sneak Paris Hilton Pictures

Woman Thrown Out of Jail Trying to Sneak Paris Hilton Pictures

(2007) Lynwood Calif. A female paparazzi was thrown out of the, Century Regional Detention Facility, now known as, "THE PARIS HILTON", today when it was discovered she was an imposter posing as a prisoner that was suppose to serve 30 days.

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Funny story: Coffee Chain Takes Over Spain's Banks; Euro to Be Replaced with the Starbuck

Coffee Chain Takes Over Spain's Banks; Euro to Be Replaced with the Starbuck

(2012) Madrid - The Starbucks Corporation has injected a shot of caffeine into the world's financial system, taking over Spain's devastated banking system so it can replace bank branches with Starbucks outlets. "Banks are not cool," said Dylan Prather, E...

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Funny story: World's tallest man sought by Porn companies

World's tallest man sought by Porn companies

(2011) This week the world's tallest man, at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in) has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards. Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed pla...

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Funny story: "Zombie" Virus Could Have Come From Nigeria

"Zombie" Virus Could Have Come From Nigeria

(2012) The American CDC (Center for Disease Control) and Homeland Security are denying unconfirmed reports that the so called "Zombie" virus that has now affected well over 300 people in North America may have originated in Nigeria and that a Nigerian natio...

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Funny story: London Olympic Logo Explained, Public Agrees

London Olympic Logo Explained, Public Agrees

(2007) The designers behind the much derided logo for the 2012 London Olympics have finally come up with a feasible explanation for the monstrosity, much to the public's relief.

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Funny story: New "Zombie" Like Disease Spreading Across North America

New "Zombie" Like Disease Spreading Across North America

(2012) The American CDC (Center for Disease Control) and Homeland Security have issued "cautionary" warnings regarding a new blood borne virus that may have infected a "minute" number of people across pockets of the United States. Symptoms of the virus i...

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Funny story: Tinned fish giants produces Tuna-friendly dolphin

Tinned fish giants produces Tuna-friendly dolphin

(2007) Tinned fish giants have today announced their intention to start producing a range of tinned dolphin products which will all carry the label 'tuna friendly'.

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Funny story: Girls Aloud consider posing nude

Girls Aloud consider posing nude

(2009) Its the news men all around the World have been praying for.Well sort of,they haven't accepted it yet. In a bid to crack America, Girls Aloud have said they might pose naked for a high ranking men's magazine, after being made a lucrative offer. Gi...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Wins Democratic Debate

Ron Paul Wins Democratic Debate

(2007) Ron Paul pulled off a surprise victory in the debate between Democratic presidential candidates on June 3rd in New Hampshire.

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Funny story: $500,000.00 Bounty for First Paris Hilton Jail Pictures

$500,000.00 Bounty for First Paris Hilton Jail Pictures

(2007) The National Enquirer, Globe and various other tabloid newspapers have put out a bounty for the first Paris Hilton jail pictures. The paparazzi are drooling all over themselves trying to figure out a way to dig their claws into the "money shot&q...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Moves In On Wesley Sneijder, Fabregas, Messi, Everybody!

Harry Redknapp Moves In On Wesley Sneijder, Fabregas, Messi, Everybody!

(2011) Sensational news just in from the Lane - Spurs are currently involved in transfer bids for just about everybody who might possibly be available in the summer transfer window. A spokesman for the club this morning confirmed that offers have been ma...

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld in Sex Shocker!

Donald Rumsfeld in Sex Shocker!

(2004) The Pentagon press corps was embarrassed by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's "coming out" announcement this morning at the 9 A. M. briefing. Mr. Rumsfeld, normally conservative in appearance and manner, seemed uncharacteristically...

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Funny story: Megan Fox Character Killed Off In Transformers 3

Megan Fox Character Killed Off In Transformers 3

(2010) Michael Bay is in the driver's seat on this one and, as earlier reported, he is bringing in a replacement for Megan Fox because of her calling him such lovable names as Hitler and Genghis Khan. So revenge will be sweet as it has now been reported...

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Funny story: Barack Obama the long lost nephew of Robert Mugabe

Barack Obama the long lost nephew of Robert Mugabe

(2008) Zimbabwe International Library (Rioters) It was just yesterday that an important factbook was unearthed in this famous books outnumbered by comics library. The book was dated in 1920s and contains entries of genealogical importance.

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Funny story: Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen, And Lindsay Lohan Approached To Star In Girls Behaving Badly Movie

Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen, And Lindsay Lohan Approached To Star In Girls Behaving Badly Movie

(2011) Hollywood hotshots Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen and Lindsay Lohan are in talks with Hollywood production company Rehab Pictures International about multi-million dollar leading roles in upcoming movie Girls Behaving Badly. The trio would be the Hol...

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Funny story: Stores Fill Shelves With Crap In Preparation For Father's Day

Stores Fill Shelves With Crap In Preparation For Father's Day

(2014) Thousands of frantic Walmart, Target and K-Mart employees are busy stocking shelves this evening with useless and utter shit in preparation for Father's Day, as kids around the country begrudgingly delve into their pocket's to buy Dad something he do...

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Funny story: Bookface man sues Facebook for copyright infringement

Bookface man sues Facebook for copyright infringement

(2007) A man from East Sussex, UK, is suing social networking internet giant Facebook for copyright infringement after claiming that the company had stolen the web-based 'social unity' concept from his own life. Tim Weiny, 62, has been wearing a bo...

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Funny story: Noel Gallagher Leaves Oasis

Noel Gallagher Leaves Oasis

(2008) Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has left the band following an argument with his brother, Liam.

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp In £12 Million Bid For BGT's Ronan Parke

Harry Redknapp In £12 Million Bid For BGT's Ronan Parke

(2011) In the latest White Hart Lane sensation, Spurs boss Harry Redknapp has revealed that he is all set to lodge a £12 million shock bid for Britain's Got Talent Runner-Up, Ronan Parke. Insiders say that Tottenham scouts were keeping a close eye on the...

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Funny story: Exploding fish art makes a big blast at a London art gallery

Exploding fish art makes a big blast at a London art gallery

(2018) An exploding fish, part of an art piece done by Lee Bul. exploded in a London art gallery during the last week of May. "Majestic Splendor" was part of a rotting fish exhibition that Bul, an Asian artist, created. The exhibition was slated to open...

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