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(2007) Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Funny story: (2007) Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Washington DC - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): The DC mud-slinging between John Edwards' 2008 presidential campaign staff and Hillary Clinton haemorraghed into showbiz today with detractors of High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens slamming h...

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(2006) Pope Benedict Converts to Islam

Funny story: (2006) Pope Benedict Converts to Islam

VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict's speech last week, which the Muslim world took to condemn Islam for violence, set off a whole series of riots, church burnings and the murder of a nun. The Pope, following multiple failed apologies for his words, a...

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(2007) Another Dick Wins Big Brother 8

Funny story: (2007) Another Dick Wins Big Brother 8

A disillusioned Danielle Donato watched helplessly as her daddy won it all, proving once again that only a real dick can win Big Brother. Dick Donato is only the latest in a long line of dicks to win the series, apparently paving the way for even big...

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(2007) Hyperinflation is Good for America Says Ben Bernanke

Funny story: (2007) Hyperinflation is Good for America Says Ben Bernanke

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The chief of the Federal Reserve says "hyperinflation is good for America" in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

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(2005) Kate Moss seriously injured in Menage' A Quattro

Funny story: (2005) Kate Moss seriously injured in Menage' A Quattro

London -- First Vince Neil, lead singer of Motley Crue breaks his leg with a fall from the stage. Now, supermodel Kate Moss, already dealing with a raging cocaine habit, was reportedly "seriously injured" while attempting to perform an...

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(2008) Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Funny story: (2008) Men encouraged to include threesomes on their CVs

Bosses are urging male applicants to include details of participation in threesomes with two women, on their curricula vitae on the grounds that there is no greater achievement for a man. "We like our applicants to graduate with first class honour...

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(2005) Supermodel Kate Moss Celbrates Celebrity Justice

London - "Beautiful women don't go to jail" says supermodel Kate Moss, who was captured on videotape snorting cocaine from an enormous stash she kept in her purse. "I simply apologized to Hennes & Mauritz, and that's good en...

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(2011) 'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

Funny story: (2011) 'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

Washington DC - The Bush Administration will go down in history as the "Prankster Presidency," according to revelations made in a classified chapter of former Vice President Dick Cheney's recently published memoirs. The top-secret material, which...

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(2007) Richardson, McCain Win UFO Straw Polls; Ron Paul, Kucinich Second

Funny story: (2007) Richardson, McCain Win UFO Straw Polls; Ron Paul, Kucinich Second

19 Sep 07, WASHINGTON, DC, USNA-- The Paradigm Research Group announced results of its "UFO Straw Poll", open only to extraterrestrials, at the National Press Club Monday. Group members also lobbied to end the CIA's "truth embargo&...

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(2010) Justin Bieber Not Father Of Twins!

Funny story: (2010) Justin Bieber Not Father Of Twins!

A very relieved Justin Bieber got the news he was wanting to hear this morning, he is NOT the father of twins! A 16-year-old young lady was pregnant and she told everyone that Justin Bieber was the father of her baby. The juvenile's father had tol...

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(2007) Britney slams Viagra inclusion on prohibited list

Funny story: (2007) Britney slams Viagra inclusion on prohibited list

Los Angeles, California - (Ass mess): Britney Spears has slammed the inclusion of Viagra on the list of prohibited substances for which a Los Angeles County Court commissioner has ordered mandatory and random testing.

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(2009) Mary Travers' Last Confession: "Puff the Magic Dragon' Was Not About Pot. It Was About..."

Funny story: (2009) Mary Travers' Last Confession: "Puff the Magic Dragon' Was Not About Pot. It Was About..."

San Francisco, California - "You know that song about a boy and his dragon that I would sing to you all the time?" reminisced Mary Travers in a low soft-spoken voice to her family and friends and a reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that gathered...

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(2005) Laura Bush Attacks George on Iraq, Katrina and Budget

Funny story: (2005) Laura Bush Attacks George on Iraq, Katrina and Budget

WASHINGTON (AP)-Hinting that she will seek the Republican nomination for the 2008 presidential election, First Lady Laura Bush has sharply criticized her husband George for the Iraq War and his handling of Hurricane Katrina, and voiced alarm at the s...

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(2010) Justin Bieber and Zac Efron caught on video fighting in club after argument

Funny story: (2010) Justin Bieber and Zac Efron caught on video fighting in club after argument

Heart throbs Justin Bieber and Zac Efron have been caught on camera involved in a violent fight in the early hours of Saturday morning. Details are sketchy - but it is believed that sparks started to fly after Bieber suggested that President Obama...

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(2007) Britney caught trying to buy urine samples on eBay

Funny story: (2007) Britney caught trying to buy urine samples on eBay

Hollywood, California - In a desperate attempt to comply with her new court orders that she submit to a mandatory weekly drug testing, a condition of her temporary custody agreement, Britney made several purchases of human urine on eBay today. Eviden...

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(2008) London Taxi Fires Explained

Funny story: (2008) London Taxi Fires Explained

Top UK scientist Professor Hugh Jarse was today able to reveal the mysterious cause of recent black cab fires in London. "After extensive research and interviews with drivers I can now reveal the cause of the hitherto unexplained events." said Pro...

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(2017) Giant US toy retailer buys up Chinese sex toy stock to avoid bankruptcy!

Funny story: (2017) Giant US toy retailer buys up Chinese sex toy stock to avoid bankruptcy!

It seems the retail toy world is in turmoil after a giant toy retailer announced it was bankrupt in the US and Canada and cannot compete with internet rivals that swim up the Amazon and Target other Wally Martyrs! So, after hearing that China has...

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(2007) Russians deny poisoning Peru with giant meteor

Funny story: (2007) Russians deny poisoning Peru with giant meteor

In what could have been the plot of a '50s sci-fi B movie, a giant meteor landed in Peru and local people and their animals started to fall sick. Eyewitnesses described a "fiery ball" w...

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(2008) Hadron collider "Big Bang" claims first human victim

Funny story: (2008) Hadron collider "Big Bang" claims first human victim

The Hadron Collider has claimed its first life following its dramatic switch on at 8.30am on the 10th September. Despite the EU's attempts to suppress the news, a leaked memo to the Alderley Edge branch of the Co-op Funeral Home has confirmed this...

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(2008) Chinese Baby Milk Formula has Radioactive Half-Life of 50,000 years

Funny story: (2008) Chinese Baby Milk Formula has Radioactive Half-Life of 50,000 years

For centuries known to the West as the Middle Kingdom or the Jhong-guo (lit' translation Mandarin = Humungous Shithole) and renown for it's highly evolved culture of bureaucratic corruption and barbaric laws, the China of today doesn't seem to have c...

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(2007) Cuddle Cat - The Most Famous Cat in Quantum Physics

Funny story: (2007) Cuddle Cat - The Most Famous Cat in Quantum Physics

If we learn something new everyday - then today we may potentially learn everything. The "Theory of Everything" (TOE) is now out of the bag - or more accurately out of the box...all thanks to a mangey feline called Cuddle Cat.

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(2008) Large Hadron Collider blamed in Tottenham win shock

Funny story: (2008) Large Hadron Collider blamed in Tottenham win shock

Leading sports analysts are at a loss to explain the recent football match victory by a Spurs team. Ambulances had to be called to the stadium shortly after the final whistle as hysterical fans poured out into Tottenham High Road, one man had to b...

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