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Funny story: JP Morgan begging

JP Morgan begging

(2012) NEW YORK - JP Morgan issued a press release at a press conference today stating that they had to stop buying anything. This has nothing to do with the fact that they lost billions of dollars, the exact amount unknown. CEO, JD, stated that the re...

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Funny story: Man With World's Smallest Penis Dies Of Triple Cialis/Viagra Cocktail

Man With World's Smallest Penis Dies Of Triple Cialis/Viagra Cocktail

(2009) Johnny "PeePee Gone" Waters, the man with the world's smallest penis has died from an overdose of a triple Cialis/Viagra cocktail according to police in New York City. "We think he had reached his limit with either one of the penis-helpers and tri...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus turning normal grown men into pedophiles

Miley Cyrus turning normal grown men into pedophiles

(2008) Provocative 15-year-old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is turning formerly healthy heterosexual men into pedophiles, according to law enforcement agencies.

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Funny story: Teen queens, Demi Lovato and Debby Ryan Fighting over Joe Jonas

Teen queens, Demi Lovato and Debby Ryan Fighting over Joe Jonas

(2009) Teen queens, Demi Lovato and Debby Ryan have recently posted Youtube videos declaring their love for Jonas Brother, Joe Jonas and imitating each other. Debby and Demi have been recently involved in a cat fight at coffee shop in L.A. a source clai...

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Funny story: Bill Gates scraps his 360 for a PS3

Bill Gates scraps his 360 for a PS3

(2007) It has been reported that Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft Corporation Worldwide has purchased a brand new Sony PlayStation 3 60GB. Despite him owning the company that fronts the PS3's main opposition, the xBox 360, He has purchased one in favour of...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Awarded Freedom Of Manchester Gay Quarter

Cristiano Ronaldo Awarded Freedom Of Manchester Gay Quarter

(2008) Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger whose goal helped the Reds to win last night's Champions League Final in Moscow, is to be given the freedom of Manchester's Gay Quarter as a result of his services to the area. The Portuguese player...

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Funny story: Twilight Three: The Eclipse May Include Sarah Boyle Songs

Twilight Three: The Eclipse May Include Sarah Boyle Songs

(2009) The latest rumor out of Hollywood and filtering into Vancouver, British Columbia where the Twilight movies were filmed, is that not only have several of the actors in the first two Twilight movies signed a contract to do a third, "The Eclipse", but t...

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Funny story: Vatican Displays Bones of Jesus Christ While 'Da Vinci Code' Rakes in $224 Million

Vatican Displays Bones of Jesus Christ While 'Da Vinci Code' Rakes in $224 Million

(2006) THE VATICAN (UPI)--Reacting angrily to the $224 million gross worldwide opening of the "The Da Vinci Code" movie, Pope Benedict XVI dismissed its plot of a Catholic cover-up by publicly displaying the bones of Jesus Christ, which he said had been sto...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens & Brenda Song fighting physically over West Side Story & Twilight roles

Vanessa Hudgens & Brenda Song fighting physically over West Side Story & Twilight roles

(2009) Teen queens, Brenda Song and Vanessa Hudgens have been recently fighting physically over several film roles. The ''New York Times'' recently reported that Vanessa's lifelong ambition is to play the Marie, the female lead character in the West Side St...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!

Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!

(2008) We all know that, High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens was preganant by co-star, Zac Efron. Well, one day when they were all filming, Vanessa started yelling and screaming, that her water broke (as she got pregnant last year.)...

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Funny story: George W. Bush A Corrupt Bastard At Last

George W. Bush A Corrupt Bastard At Last

(2007) JEWKNOW, ALASKA (ANCHORAGE DAILY NOOZ)--No sooner had the guilty pleas start rolling out like the heads which will roll later, that the cocaine-snorting, story-sniffing noses of Hollywood writers began to descend upon the ice-cold g...

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Funny story: Judgment Day Claims One of God's Messengers, Macho Man Randy Savage

Judgment Day Claims One of God's Messengers, Macho Man Randy Savage

(2011) While many non believers poked fun at Reverend Camping and his followers for predicting May 21, 2011 to be Judgment Day, others are confident that he was not completely wrong. One devoted group of fans calling themselves "BOMMRS", or Believers of M...

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Funny story: MP who claimed costs of penis enlargement to "give it back"

MP who claimed costs of penis enlargement to "give it back"

(2009) The row over MPs expenses has taken a new turn as the Daily Telegraph revealed in this morning's edition that Tory MP John Thomas claimed £10,000 for the cost of a penis enlargement operation. Westminster staff apparently "chopped the claim down to £...

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Funny story: Chelsea Sell Trophy Cabinet

Chelsea Sell Trophy Cabinet

(2008) Chelsea Football Club, who lost last night's Champions League Final to Manchester United on penalties, have ended the season without any success whatsoever, and have decided to sell their trophy cabinet.

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Funny story: Football Association To Award FA Cup To Manchester United After Goal Gaff!

Football Association To Award FA Cup To Manchester United After Goal Gaff!

(2007) Reports are emerging this morning that the Football Association have stripped Chelsea of the FA Cup and have instead awarded it to Manchester United after Didier Drogba's goal was deemed as invalid.

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Funny story: Louise Minchin approached by the EPL WAGS for fashion advice; Victoria Beckham first in line

Louise Minchin approached by the EPL WAGS for fashion advice; Victoria Beckham first in line

(2011) Louise Minchin (or Louise Mingeking as she is known by many) has been approached by many of the wives of the rich and famous, for fashion advice. Many say they have often been approached - prior to interviews - regarding their mode of dress, espec...

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Funny story: US Gas Prices Soar to $25 / Gallon

US Gas Prices Soar to $25 / Gallon

(2007) A sudden, and dramatic surge in oil prices, Tuesday, resulted in prices at the pump reaching a record $25 per gallon, throughout most of the United States. The nationwide hike in prices followed an announcement this week, by the newly formed HOPEC...

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Funny story: Tiny Penis Owners Lobby For Button Mushroom Penis Day

Tiny Penis Owners Lobby For Button Mushroom Penis Day

(2010) A loose alliance of various groups of men with small penises are to come together under the umbrella name of the 'Knights With Small Swords' in order to lobby Westminster for a special day of celebration in honour of people of their own ilk. It is...

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Funny story: Tiny Penis Exclusive

Tiny Penis Exclusive

(2007) Mick Jagger is reported to be "dumbfounded" that the size of his penis should be a talking point by his former US girlfriend Janice Dickinson.

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Funny story: Man Changed His Mind

Man Changed His Mind

(2018) Indecision was rampant in the Battambang commune of Tapon this morning, when a man who had initially made a 'concrete decision' about something, subsequently changed his mind. The man, Moys Kenwood, 54, a teacher at a school in the city, had thoug...

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Funny story: Top 10 Feng Shui Decorating Tips

Top 10 Feng Shui Decorating Tips

(2009) For those with an avid belief in Feng Shui decorating your house can be difficult as most people who believe in Feng Shui live in government sponsored 'rest-homes.' But fear not! As this week we give you our ten top tips for good Chi living! Tip number one is simple- make sure your house has a chair. Several if you actually have friends or relatives. Make sure this is positioned in a place wher...

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Funny story: Global Armageddon a Bust, God Only Pissed Off at Iceland

Global Armageddon a Bust, God Only Pissed Off at Iceland

(2011) Despite desperate and heartfelt pleas for repentance from Reverend Camping and loyal (and now financially destitute) members of the E-Bible Fellowship Church, the predicted May 21 date of Armageddon has come and gone and the Earth was not, apparently...

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Funny story: Bubbles the Chimp goes f^&#ng bananas at Michael Jackson Hologram Show

Bubbles the Chimp goes f^&#ng bananas at Michael Jackson Hologram Show

(2014) It was an unexpected glitch at an otherwise successful hologram rehearsal performance which showcased the king of pop at his finest. The show which has taken months to create was so realistic that special guest and former Jackson pet Bubbles the C...

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