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Funny story: President Obama Moves to De-Militarize the Armed Forces; Trump Responds "Bigly"

President Obama Moves to De-Militarize the Armed Forces; Trump Responds "Bigly"

(2016) Today at the White House, President Barack Obama said that his last move as president will be to "de-militarize" the Army. "The rate of killings of innocent militants in Iraq is out of control. Although our friends on the right might call them ra...

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Funny story: Trump to "Pass" on Inauguration Ceremony in January

Trump to "Pass" on Inauguration Ceremony in January

(2016) At about 3:00 this morning, Donald Trump responded to an email from the head of his campaign staff that said that Bill and Hillary Clinton were to be present at the inauguration ceremony this January, along with the president, Barack Obama. Inste...

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

(2006) JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg: Fo Shizzle My Nizzle, That Tiger Sho Had Him Some Fine Lookin' Mamas

Snoop Dogg: Fo Shizzle My Nizzle, That Tiger Sho Had Him Some Fine Lookin' Mamas

(2009) WATTS, California - Rap singer Snoop Dogg was in Watts recording his next single at the Yo Bro Recording Studio when he was asked by a reporter for Hey Watts Up Bitch Magazine for his comments on Tiger Woods' "Golf Gate" mess. Snoop Dog rattled th...

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Funny story: Boeing Announces Flying Trailers

Boeing Announces Flying Trailers

(2004) SEATTLE - The Boeing Company announced Monday that it will begin production of the new T7 'AirTrailer'. Initial sales include a company-record 22 units from the U.S. discount carrier AirSouth.

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston: I Want To Be Brad & Angelina's Babysitter

Jennifer Aniston: I Want To Be Brad & Angelina's Babysitter

(2008) LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Jennifer Aniston has revealed, in an exclusive interview, with ET's Mary Hart that she has decided to quit being a famous movie and television star and dedicate herself to being Brad and Angelina's full time babysitter. Jennifer, looking erotically sexy in a see-thru black teddy from Victoria's Secret talked candidly with Mary while on the set of her latest motion picture,...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

(2008) Bear Trap, Alaska - America and Britain's two most powerful female media figures have teamed up to launch an exclusive range of luxury furs. Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin often touted her hunting abilities during her campaign for the American Vice-...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Movie: 'Diary of a Meth-Addicted, Pre-Op Transexual' to Begin Production

Ann Coulter Movie: 'Diary of a Meth-Addicted, Pre-Op Transexual' to Begin Production

(2008) Hollywood, CA- It's official: vitrol-spewing, hate-filled harpy Ann Coulter's biography, Diary of a Meth-Addicted, Pre-Op Transexual will be made into a movie with the same name. The journals were written by Coulter from the ages of twelve to thir...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Stacey Solomon Sent Home

X-Factor's Stacey Solomon Sent Home

(2009) LONDON - The singing trio is now down to two. The lone remaining female, Stacey Solomon was voted off by the voters of the X-Factor. A teary-eyed Solomon told her mentor Dannii Minogue that she felt as if she had let all of her fans down. She pooc...

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Funny story: Original Cast of Hair to Perform in the Nude

Original Cast of Hair to Perform in the Nude

(2008) Audience after audience have left the Broadway revival of Hair disappointed that today's youthful actors just cannot relate to that special something that sixty somethings recall if they can even remember the Sixties. Producers of the show in a last...

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Funny story: 76er's Finally Trade Allen Iverson

76er's Finally Trade Allen Iverson

(2006) THe Philadelphia 76er's have finally managed to unload long time problem child and one time M.V.P. Allen Iverson. In a surprise move announced today, the team said that they have traded the player to Vinnie's Tattoo Parlor on 5th and Junctio...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole In Tears Of Joy As Joe McElderry Wins X-Factor

Cheryl Cole In Tears Of Joy As Joe McElderry Wins X-Factor

(2009) It should come as no surprise to regular readers that cheeky Geordie chappie Joe McElderry won the X-Factor final here Sunday evening. We told you this would happen weeks ago. We have the best insiders in showbiz affairs on the planet, sometimes b...

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Funny story: Brokeback Mountain toy camping set recalled due to possible franks and beans choking hazard

Brokeback Mountain toy camping set recalled due to possible franks and beans choking hazard

(2007) Hollywood, California - According to the FDA, small franks and beans accessory parts from the toy Cowboy action figure camping set can become detached and lodged in the throat, presenting a possible choking hazard.

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Funny story: Muslim Woman Stoned For Slagging Off Scottish Footballer

Muslim Woman Stoned For Slagging Off Scottish Footballer

(2007) A Muslim woman in Glasgow has been arrested and stoned after it was alleged she insulted and demonized the ex-Rangers and Celtic player Mohammed Johnston.

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Funny story: Police Give Details on Nicole Richie DWI Arrest

Police Give Details on Nicole Richie DWI Arrest

(2006) Celebrity and pseudo actress Nicole Richie, most famous for being the friend of Paris Hilton (and co-star of her former reality show) and daughter of singer Lionel Richie, was arrested for driving while intoxicated. Richie was taken to the local pol...

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Funny story: China's white dolphin: tasted great, now extinct

China's white dolphin: tasted great, now extinct

(2006) BEIJING, China - One lucky diner enjoyed a special treat yesterday when he ate what scientists confirm was the last of China's rare white dolphin. In an effort to promote tourism and China's unique cuisine, officials raffled off the opportun...

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Funny story: Public fuming after X-Factor results announced before final takes place

Public fuming after X-Factor results announced before final takes place

(2008) The public were fuming today when it was revealed that the winner of X-factor was announced before the final even took place. The final line-up consisted of Whitney Doncaster, an extremely talented girl whom the public were upset wasn't around at...

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Funny story: Alabama Says It Will Secede from the Union Unless Roy Moore Is Seated in the Senate

Alabama Says It Will Secede from the Union Unless Roy Moore Is Seated in the Senate

(2017) Montgomery, AL--Gov. Kay Ivey announced, after Judge Roy Moore's loss to Democrat Doug Jones, that unless Moore is seated in the Senate, despite his electoral loss to Jones, Alabama will secede from the Union, and expects other southern states to fol...

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Funny story: Nicole Richie suing GPS manufacturer

Nicole Richie suing GPS manufacturer

(2006) Burbank (CA) - The Attorneys representing Nicole Richie are suing Garmin, the manufacturers of the Global Positioning System (GPS) that had apparently malfunctioned in her black sport utility G-Class Mercedes on that fateful morning she was wrongfull...

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Funny story: Long line outside lesbian Gynecologist office

Long line outside lesbian Gynecologist office

(2007) A female werewolf covered in hair and with a shaggy tail works as a Gynecologist in a medical office. After barking at the moon that she saw on her patients behind, she proceeded to tell her patient this joke in a satirical manner:...

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Funny story: QPR bit by "rat" Suarez

QPR bit by "rat" Suarez

(2011) Neil Warnock has claimed that Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has the most dangerous teeth in the Premier League. "Suarez was like Ken Dodd on acid out there today. His hampsteads never stopped moving and they tore our defence to shreds. Our forwa...

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Funny story: Ricky Hatton Returns To Ring Against Local Bloke

Ricky Hatton Returns To Ring Against Local Bloke

(2007) Ricky Hatton, the battling British Bulldog bruised, beaten and battered by better boxer American Floyd Mayweather at the weekend, has insisted he will not retire, and has stated his intention to return to the ring in...

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Funny story: Space station extension 'is skunk factory'

Space station extension 'is skunk factory'

(2006) Outer Space - (Ass Mess): Planning inspectors from NASA's building regulations directorate have warned that a recent application to build a conservatory-style extension on the International Space Station is a cynical ploy to install a skunk facto...

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