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Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini
(2007) Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...
Read full storyMan With Largest Penis Sues Chinese Penis Pump Company Over Malfunction Causing Blowout During Porno Audition!
(2009) Frost Proof, Fl,/ Home of the State's Biggest Onions & Juiciest Fruits - Disaster in the Sex Industry today as the Man with the World's Largest Penis suffered a severe set back in his career when his guaranteed 'run flat' penis suffered a blow ou...
Read full storyDid Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?
(2007) Last month, when American Idol runner-up appeared on American television's top rated show, the changes were enormous. She sidestepped questions, however, about whether or not she had gone through breast augmentation surgery. Yesterday, she appe...
Read full storyLady Gaga Has A Disco Stick
(2009) After seeing her on tour in her creative leotards and jumpsuits, fans have began rumours that Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. Fans have said that when the singer bends down there is a huge bulge where her poon should be. After many men have...
Read full storyMan Has Vagina Implanted In His Hand
(2004) An unidentified, but self-proclaimed ‘ugly man' had surgeons implant a vagina from a cadaver in his left hand last week, it was announced today. Doctors at the Nashua Clinic for Sexual Re-Implementation, in Nashua New Hampshire, said the patient, kn...
Read full storyToothpicks from the True Cross Of Jesus Are Big Hit On Ebayjesus
(2008) A fragment of the supposed true cross of Christ purchased by Toothpick magnate, Woody Gutree, is being sold on the Christian Ebay, Ebayjesus.
Read full storyHadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out
(2008) Hadrian's Wall, the structure built by the Romans to keep Scottish people from encroaching into England, is to be fortified at a cost of £28billion of taxpayers' money - money, says the government, that would be "well spent". The Wall, built in AD…
Read full storyJ.K. Rowling says she may do an Eighth Harry Potter
(2007) London, England - In an apparent response to the news announced just days ago in a story in TheSpoof.com that Christopher Tolkien and Paul Jackson are teaming up, J.K. Rowling's announced today she too would be doing yet another Harry Potter book...
Read full storyRihanna Found Out Eloping With Chris Brown
(2009) Rihanna recently just got former boyfriend Chris Brown charged with domestic violence. We also recently discovered that Chris Brown somehow got Rihanna to agree to marry him, so the charges would be dropped. Chris Brown was seen in a jewelry store...
Read full storyKinky Friedman Reveals Story Behind Song Lyrics
(2010) Kinky Friedman has finally given the inspiration behind his hit single "Asshole From El Paso." Friedman, who ran unsuccessfully for Governor of the Lone Star State, said that "I guess everyone knows that my song is a take off on I'm Proud to Be and Okie From Muskogee. Well, I really did know an Asshole From El Paso, and I thought that I would be like Weird Al Yankovic and change around the lyr...
Read full storyEurovision : Noway's Alexander Rybak is in love with a fairytale - Rumplestilskin!
(2009) Alexander Rybak, 23 from Norway the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2009; who scored 600 points in the 'loosely' defined spectacle called a competition has revealed his love for sadistic fairytale midget Rumplestilskin. As a young boy in No...
Read full storyGeorge W Bush resorts to shock tactics.
(2004) George W Bush today took the unprecedented step of using "shock and awe" on the American public in order to get support for the presidential re-election campaign.
Read full storyMan With World's Largest Man-Boobs Axed by TV Channel
(2009) HOUSTON, TX - The man with the world's largest man-boobs was given the axe today by a local Foxx affiliate, leaving many wanting answers. "Is somebody going to write a spoof story about it?" asked Sally Jenkins. "That's something I'd really like...
Read full storyMcDonalds serves up a Happy Bag pot burger to 8 year old
(2007) Ottawa, Illinois - (Ass Mess): McDonalds has market tested its wholesome organically-grown new pot bruger Happy Meals on an eight year old who received a lighter, a pipe, and bag of weed in her lunch bag according to Ottawa Police Chief Brian Zeilman...
Read full storyPANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim
(2018) If you're a blue-jeans-wearing kind of gal (or guy), then you're aware of the fashion revolution that is stretch denim – but what you may not know is that the research and development of stretch denim was funded by Big Food (namely, Nestle, McDonald'...
Read full storyMitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming
(2007) Mitt Romney today challenged John McCain to a one-on-one debate over global warming.
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Voted World's Hottest Chick - beats Britney and Paris
(2007) Hollywood, California - The 20-year-old former child star turn serious adult actress has recently completed rehab, survived a video released to the media of her snorting cocaine and rumors of lesbianism only to re-merge as the most hottest chick of t...
Read full storyTeletubbies sought for Questioning in Rev. Jerry Falwell's Death
(2007) Lynchburg, Virginia - Police have just reopened the Falwell death case, ruling it death under suspicious circumstances instead of by natural causes as first reported after the Teletubbies were seen in the vicinity just hours before the internationall...
Read full story"Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!
(2018) University student fees are horrendously expensive in the UK and, many students find themselves, after leaving university, in impoverished situations because they can't get a decent job. Well is it a wonder after reading the latest nonsensical stu...
Read full storyRolf Harris commissioned to body paint the Queen
(2005) Rolf Harris, an ex-Australian convict who learnt to body paint whilst doing time down under has been commissioned to body paint the Queen and other members of the Royal Family. The monarch, who has been painted by more than 120 artists in her life, i...
Read full storyJake, From State Farm, Sues State Farm For Ruining His Dating Life
(2014) Bloomington, IL - The actor who plays "Jake, from State Farm", we'll call him Jake, from State Farm, in the famous insurance firm's commercial, is suing the company for stereotyping him as "hideous" and ruining his love life. The actor seeks $5 m...
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