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Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

Funny story: Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

(2006) NEW YORK - The Pulitzer Prize for Public Service went for the first time this year not to journalists but to news subjects -- actor Lindsay Lohan, singer Britney Spears, and celebrity socialite Paris Hilton.

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Reality Scoop - Trista and Ryan's Divorce

(2003) Citing irreconcilable bank accounts, Trista and Ryan of 'The bachelorette' fame have filed for divorce just weeks after their on-TV wedding.

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Scientists Find Howard Stern's Penis to be Smallest Unit on Earth

Funny story: Scientists Find Howard Stern's Penis to be Smallest Unit on Earth

(2008) ENGLAND - In breaking news that is shaking the science world, scientists at Bourge' Laboratory located just outside Liverpool have discovered that the smallest unit of matter on Earth is not the atom which has been known to be the smallest unit on Ea...

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Man with Worlds Hairiest Balls says he sweats too much in hot climates

Funny story: Man with Worlds Hairiest Balls says he sweats too much in hot climates

(2008) Johnny Crown, the man with the Worlds Hairiest testicles, says he gets incredibly sweaty when visiting hot climates. "I get so hot and sticky. My balls really start itching like crazy. I just need to jump into a cold shower to cool off", moaned Jo...

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Hobos Getting High on Battery Acid and Aspartame

Funny story: Hobos Getting High on Battery Acid and Aspartame

(2008) DETROIT - Now that lots full of new cars are being abandoned, hobos are moving in to 'salvage' the battery acid and cook up a new treat for the street. Normally too sour to consume, the battery acid is mixed with pure aspartame to make a sweet tangy...

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Palin Struggles with Cunnilinigus

Funny story: Palin Struggles with Cunnilinigus

(2009) ALASKA- In a frantic effort to exterminate the gay community, former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin (Rep-AK) joined her church's initiation in starting to "pray away the gays". Larry Kroon, Pastor of Wasilla Bible Church, Wasilla, Alaska, reported t...

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Mick Jagger Turns Down Knighthood

(2003) In a stunning announcement, Mick Jagger, erstwhile gigolo and frontman for the Rolling Stones, declared that he would not be accepting his MBE (knighthood) from the Queen unless he could "shag some Royal arse anytime he pleases."...

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Illuminati and the Bilderbergs Team up to Create Network Marketing Program

Funny story: Illuminati and the Bilderbergs Team up to Create Network Marketing Program

(2010) Undisclosed location, Earth - The quarterly joint meeting between the Illuminati and The Bilderberg Group turned out to interesting (this time) to the masses of "lower-class citizens". It seems the Illuminati and Bilderbergs have gone completely o...

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Schumacher Blasted As Cheat By Ex-Ferrari Pit Man

Funny story: Schumacher Blasted As Cheat By Ex-Ferrari Pit Man

(2006) Michael Schumacher, who to some is the best Formula One driver ever to have lived, could in fact be no more than a dirty cheat.

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Nicole Richie Arrested after Driving Wrong Way on Highway, Police Investigate

Funny story: Nicole Richie Arrested after Driving Wrong Way on Highway, Police Investigate

(2006) BURBANK, Calif. - The California Highway Police are currently investigating why actress Nicole Richie was driving the wrong way on State Highway 134 under the apparent influence of drugs. The Simple Life star and 25-year-old daughter of pop...

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X-Factor Winner - Public Vote Leaked

Funny story: X-Factor Winner - Public Vote Leaked

(2010) Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that our offices received a call, seconds ago, from our very own Buffty Ginslinger regarding a leak about the winner of X-Factor 2010. Informing us that he was speaking from a toilet cubicle at Water...

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Rush Limbaugh Buys Indian Motel Chain, Desert Bedouin

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Buys Indian Motel Chain, Desert Bedouin

(2006) In surprising news today, American radio personality, Rush Limbaugh bought The Desert Bedouin chain of Indian-owned motels from the Patel family. The Desert Bedouin has been a fixture in American culture for the last 20 years, under...

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New Diet Water: Negative One Calorie

(2003) Coca Cola has announced the forthcoming release of its newest product line, Diet Water, which offers "not just zero calories---but negative one calorie" .

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Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett shot in arse!

Funny story: Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett shot in arse!

(2006) A Labour Party spokesman today confirmed that the Foreign Secretary, The RT Hon Margaret Beckett had been shot in the backside by a poacher when out for a Sunday stroll in the woods at her home constituency of Derby. Her condition is not thought to b...

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X Factor Final: Shock Guest Revealed

Funny story: X Factor Final: Shock Guest Revealed

(2008) X Factor fans are stunned at the announcement that Jesus Christ is to make a guest appearance on Saturday's final show. Christ is understood to have sought assurances that he will not be overshadowed by Simon Cowell, and after lengthy negotiations...

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Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions

(2006) (Los Angeles--CA) Forget Brtiney Spears' upskirt oops! According to a Lindsay Lohan blog, LohanFan, the "actress" will be issuing a line of "extensions for the hair that you don't see...at least not during the first half of the...

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Top Gear's Richard Hammond injured in Rocketfanny accident

Funny story: Top Gear's Richard Hammond injured in Rocketfanny accident

(2006) Top Gear presenter, Richard Hammond was battling for his life last night as a TV stunt went 'tits up'. Hammond was driving the new Lotus Rocketfanny when he lost control and crashed.

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Soccer Hard Man Vinnie Jones Slam Dunked By Fat Yank

Funny story: Soccer Hard Man Vinnie Jones Slam Dunked By Fat Yank

(2008) Soccer 'hard man' Vinnie Jones was said to be in a bad mood yesterday following an altercation in a Sioux City, Iowa bar which left him requiring the services of a seamstress. CCTV coverage of the incident appear to show 'hard man' Jones throwing...

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George Bush Becomes "Vagina Warrior" - Spears Nominated 'Poster Child' for Vagina Movement

Funny story: George Bush Becomes "Vagina Warrior" - Spears Nominated 'Poster Child' for Vagina Movement

(2006) In stirring news today at the White House, your president, George Bush declared that he was a "vagina warrior" and will employ the implacable, Brittany Spears as poster child for the vagina movement. The term, "vagina warrior" com...

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Robots Form Union, Plan Strike

Funny story: Robots Form Union, Plan Strike

(2016) Spokesperson Bradley Mitchell of the newly formed International Machine Union told reporters that when machines are in down time they feel useless and forgotten leading to boredom and depression. "Simply, what they are asking for" said Mr. Mi...

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X-Factor's Cher Lloyd says "Yes. the Rumours are all true"

Funny story: X-Factor's Cher Lloyd says "Yes. the Rumours are all true"

(2010) Cher Lloyd has tonight revealed that Yes the rumours are all true. The revelation came just hours before she was due to go on stage for the final time on the X-factor. Friends say she is worried that these revelations will effect her career if...

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Michael Jackson alive?!

Funny story: Michael Jackson alive?!

(2011) Santiago, Chile. In developing news, reports are emerging of the late Michael Jackson appearing in public, attending theatre shows and generally being sighted on numerous occasions. On at least one occasion, he was seen purchasing coffee at the Starb...

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