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(2007) Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Funny story: (2007) Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Has Breast Size Enlarged in Movie Posters

Apparently, "the best witch of her generation" is not the "breast" witch of her generation. In movie posters promoting the new Harry Potter film, the Hermione Granger character has gone from a cute, perky smaller breasted teen to, abra-cadabra, a pa...

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(2009) Porn Star Blows World Record Attempt

Funny story: (2009) Porn Star Blows World Record Attempt

German porn star, Cora, came unstuck yesterday when she tried to break the world oral sex record by servicing two hundred men, and ended up in the hospital. Cora, who is currently under investigation by the polizei for getting her kit off in a pub...

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(2007) Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

Funny story: (2007) Stallone Convicted in Australian Steroid Drug Smuggling Case

American actor Sylvester Stallone was formally convicted in court for his smuggling of 48 bottles of illegal steroids into Australia in February. Stallone lied to customs officials about having a prescription for the medication that is illegal in bo...

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(2013) Obama Administration to Establish New Department of Truth

Funny story: (2013) Obama Administration to Establish New Department of Truth

In view of the recent scandals and persistent questions from the press and Republicans demanding that the White House explain variations in its responses on a host of so-called scandals - from Benghazi to the wiretapping of Associated Press reporters...

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(2013) Ruling Authority announces first congressional draft

In its first pick in the new congressional draft, the Ruling Authority selected Arnold Sayers of New Ipswitch, Maine. The thirty-eight year old plumber was dragged kicking and screaming from his home to replace Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama, also...

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(2013) Atos canonised by the Catholic Church

Funny story: (2013) Atos canonised by the Catholic Church

Atos, the French company that has been charged by the Department for Work And Pensions to determine the disability payments for the people of the UK will be canonised by the Catholic church after a criticism from leader of the opposition, Ed Milliban...

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(2013) Man In Des Moines Wants To Marry Goat

The issue of gay marriage is a very hot topic right now with two, and only two, sides to the argument. One side says homosexuals should be allowed to marry, while the other side says it's repulsive and will lead to people marrying animals just becaus...

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(2005) Saddam Hussein Signs Underwear Deal with Calvin Klein

Funny story: (2005) Saddam Hussein Signs Underwear Deal with Calvin Klein

NEW YORK - Calvin Klein announced a three-year deal with Saddam Hussein in which the former Iraqi dictator would appear in a series of advertisements modeling fashionable underwear. "We want to show the world that every man can improve his image by w...

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(2009) Spoof writers milk world's largest penis for all its worth, world's largest vagina won't dry up

Funny story: (2009) Spoof writers milk world's largest penis for all its worth, world's largest vagina won't dry up

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Once upon a time, there was a Star Wars trilogy. Each movie in that now historic series released was a blockbuster, and moviemakers have been looking for a recreation of that success ever since. More recently, J.R. Trollkien's boo...

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(2006) Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

Funny story: (2006) Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

CLIFTON, New Jersey (AP) Clifton Police are investigating a shooting that took place outside a supermarket. "It appears this shooting might be linked to the string of cell phone shootings," said a detective. Since last March, a mysterious gunman has...

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(2009) Angelina Jolie is compromised in lesbian love affair

Funny story: (2009) Angelina Jolie is compromised in lesbian love affair

In a statement to reporters, Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie's old lesbian flame, says she forced Angelina Jolie to play the role of a man during their ten year lesbian affair. According to Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie is an unbelievable butch lov...

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(2009) Lucy Gordon 'was no Katoucha Niane' gendarmes tell Sarkozy

Funny story: (2009) Lucy Gordon 'was no Katoucha Niane' gendarmes tell Sarkozy

Paris - (Pont d'Alma Mater Mess): "Merde alors! Incroyable, imbecile!" That was the reassuring view of Paris police this week as the bombshell of Spiderman 3 actress Lucy Gordon's suicide galvanised the French conspiracy theory industry into root...

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(2009) Rihanna Licks Chris Brown's Wounds Outside NYC Strip Club

Funny story: (2009) Rihanna Licks Chris Brown's Wounds Outside NYC Strip Club

When Rapper and Sesame Street Tough Chris Brown learned that his former girlfriend and DV victim Rihanna was having a ball watching male strippers show theirs, he had his very own shit fit. Brown sent his body guards into the club, Manly Balls and...

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(2013) Hurricane hits Warsaw and kills nobody!

Funny story: (2013) Hurricane hits Warsaw and kills nobody!

Warsaw,Poland: Hurricane Erskine hit Warsaw over the Whit weekend and killed nobody, damaged no buildings, but hit the Warsaw Book Fair with some very turbulent sex waves! In fact the impact of Hurricane Erskine Esq. hitting the city was so extrem...

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(2009) Jonas Brothers Get Advice From Paul McCartney

Funny story: (2009) Jonas Brothers Get Advice From Paul McCartney

After having some time alone for a couple of weeks, Joe Jonas had the idea to try to call up Sir Paul McCartney to see if they could to get a fresh look at the ideas they have been seriously considering, the number one being splitting up the group, a...

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(2008) Clinton Concedes to Obama, Steals Libertarian Nomination from Barr

Funny story: (2008) Clinton Concedes to Obama, Steals Libertarian Nomination from Barr

Facing certain defeat due to Barack Obama's insurmountable lead and his refusal to look for sex in public bathrooms, Senator Hillary Clinton resigned from the race for the Democratic presidential nomination on Tuesday night.

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(2008) Alaska's Gov Palin hates polar bears

Funny story: (2008) Alaska's Gov Palin hates polar bears

Anchorage, Alaska - (Frozen Ass Mess): Governor Sarah Palin is determined to de-list polar bears as a threatened species after a law protecting them was passed in DC last week.

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(2007) Britney Spears' Ass In The Hot Seat, Again

Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears' Ass In The Hot Seat, Again

According to passengers on a flight from Los Angeles International Airport, Britney Spears, on her way to an Orlando Florida performance at the House of Blues, refused to fly because there were no leather seats on the airliner.

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(2009) Britain's Got Talent Leak 'Deliberate'

Funny story: (2009) Britain's Got Talent Leak 'Deliberate'

The 'accidental' internet 'leak' which showed Britain's Got Talent semi-finalists lined up backstage on ITV's official website was lambasted today as a cheap publicity stunt staged by a cynical Simon Cowell in order to bump up the show's ratings.

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(2009) Brad Pitt attacked by Jolie's old lesbian lover

Funny story: (2009) Brad Pitt attacked by Jolie's old lesbian lover

Brad Pitt is verbally attacked by Jenny Shimizu because Angelina doesn't spend lavishly with Shimizu anymore. Greasy auto mechanic and ex-prison inmate, Jenny Shimizu, who shared a prison cell with Jolie during a ten year lesbian affair and who v...

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(2004) Labour Party Pre Election World Tour : Deputy PM Visits Canada, Causes Trouble

John Prescott has embarked on a worldwide tour to promote Britain and more importantly, to improve relations with world leaders.

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(2007) New style school reports prove popular

Funny story: (2007) New style school reports prove popular

A secondary school has been applauded after a confidential report book which called pupils names like "ding bat" and "wally" was found lying in a street.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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