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Funny story: Man Loses Penis to Bear Trap

Man Loses Penis to Bear Trap

(2004) ESTES PARK, Co - In what paramedics called a ‘freak accident', tourist Ben Miller lost his penis in a bear trap at an Estes Park souvenir shop. Miller, a 39 year old draftsman from Orlando, Florida, and his family were visiting the Big Thompson Rive...

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Funny story: New Ugly Dog Winner

New Ugly Dog Winner

(2007) After another yearly competition to disgrace their hairless, saggy tongued, discolored, wrinkled Chinese crested dogs, fans of uglyness are pleased to announce the new winner of the Ugly Dog Contest. Luci is a 15 year old Chinese crested/Tasmanian d...

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Funny story: Shock Jock's Wife to Appear in Playboy

Shock Jock's Wife to Appear in Playboy

(2007) Playboy Magazine announced today that an upcoming issue would include a multi-photo shoot featuring Dierdre Imus, wife of one-time radio host Don Imus. The photo shoot will take place at or around the Imus Ranch in New Mexico, a Playboy source repor...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Signs Affidavit Not To Let Jamie Vardy Score On September 14th

Harry Maguire Signs Affidavit Not To Let Jamie Vardy Score On September 14th

(2019) New Manchester United defender, Harry Maguire, who signed for the Reds from Leicester City for £80million on Monday, has signed a second legal document, an affidavit with the club's solicitors affirming that, when his new club meet his old club at Ol...

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Funny story: JK Rowling admits stealing Potter stories

JK Rowling admits stealing Potter stories

(2005) (HMP Belmarsh, London) Lawyers representing the prolific children's writer JK Rowling arrived today under armed police escort at the UK's No 1 maximum security prison HMP Belmarsh to visit their client who was arrested at dawn yesterday foll...

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Funny story: Disney sues The Simpsons Movie

Disney sues The Simpsons Movie

(2007) With an impressive $74M opening weekend, the long-awaited Simpsons movie is being hailed as the best animated feature film in history. But lawyers for Walt Disney Productions have filed a defamation lawsuit against 20th Century Fox.

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Funny story: Physicists Replace String Theory With Fidget Spinner Theory

Physicists Replace String Theory With Fidget Spinner Theory

(2018) Claiming that String Theory, the theory that the universe is composed of tiny strings which behave like both waves and particles, makes too much sense, and is too intuitive, and must therefore be false, physicists at a big impressive conference met a...

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Funny story: Still MORE Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers’ Mart – The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

Still MORE Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers’ Mart – The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

(2018) Back by popular demand! We’ve been busy searching and nabbing the latest gems from your cherished lefty-progressive radicals. And now they’re here online! As always, to ensure you get your share of these treasures, you’ll need to move faster than...

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Funny story: Paine Fights Moe Howard, Eagles in “I Plan to Kill You Now, Too”

Paine Fights Moe Howard, Eagles in “I Plan to Kill You Now, Too”

(2018) Hollywood is all aflutter for the upcoming release of action movie star Jordie Paine’s new summer blockbuster, I Plan to Kill You Now, Too. It’s the highly-anticipated sequel to the 2016 film, I Plan to Kill You Now, in which the musclebound assas...

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Funny story: Joke Recycling Plant Posts Record Profits

Joke Recycling Plant Posts Record Profits

(2009) A joke recycling company based in Goole have posted record profits following a dramatic upturn in business fuelled by requests from contributors to satirical websites such as theSpoof.com for new angles on old jokes. Managing Director, Squeaky Nut...

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Funny story: TrES-4 Exoplanet Will Be Moved Into Solar System

TrES-4 Exoplanet Will Be Moved Into Solar System

(2007) Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Giant exoplanet TrES-4 which is 1.7 times the size of Jupiter and has the density of balsa wood will be brought into the inner solar system next week.

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Funny story: Al Gore - I Will Stop UK's Foot and Mouth Epidemic

Al Gore - I Will Stop UK's Foot and Mouth Epidemic

(2007) LONDON (Defecated News) - In what can only be seen as part of his mission, Al Gore announced yesterday that he was to cure UK animals of Foot and Mouth disease.

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Funny story: Troll Losing Sleep Worrying About Book Lists

Troll Losing Sleep Worrying About Book Lists

(2014) A prolific book reviewer on a popular book reviewing website (and troll cave) has began taking ambien and Xanax to help her sleep after spending countless nights wide awake and worrying about how certain books appeared on her "lists" on the troll in...

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Funny story: Man With World's Smallest Penis Updates His #1 Website

Man With World's Smallest Penis Updates His #1 Website

(2009) Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) has two things he's certainly proud of: 1. His new pygmy wife and 2. He still has the Number One Website. "I was afraid that after I got married that people would quit pulling up my website and comparing how...

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Funny story: Troll Shocked To Discover Fellow Trolls Are "Ethnics"

Troll Shocked To Discover Fellow Trolls Are "Ethnics"

(2014) A prolific book reviewer on a popular book review website (and troll cave)is reeling in shock after discovering that some of the members of her online review group are not "white" and that several are teenage girls while one is a registered sex offen...

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Funny story: Scotland Adrift - Full Emergency

Scotland Adrift - Full Emergency

(2005) EDINBURGH - Emergency services have been put on full alert as news is breaking that Scotland has broken away from it's moorings and is adrift somewhere in the North Sea.

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Funny story: Airline Gropester Appeals to Schwarzenegger

Airline Gropester Appeals to Schwarzenegger

(2005) Sacramento-- A business executive sentenced on Thursday to seven years in prison for groping a woman seated next to him on a commercial airline flight has reportedly sent a request for pardon to California governor Ahnold Schwarzenegger.

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Funny story: Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

(2007) CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton had a foursome today. They all played tennis at Wimbledon as a fund raiser for the Ron Paul for President 2008 campaign.

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Funny story: Pat Robertson blames fundamentalist Mormons for Utah earthquake and mining disaster

Pat Robertson blames fundamentalist Mormons for Utah earthquake and mining disaster

(2007) Huntington, Utah - (Ass Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has been quick to attribute God's wrath on 'perverted fundamentalist Mormon felons such as Warren Jeffs' for today's Utah earthquake which is believed to have triggered a mine...

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Funny story: Homoeopathic housing to ease the housing crisis

Homoeopathic housing to ease the housing crisis

(2014) With insufficient housing in the United Kingdom, homoeopaths have come forward to provide a solution. "Previously we used homoeopathy for medicine," said Paul Seeboh. "But we realised that it applies to a much wider range of disciplines." In me...

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Funny story: Hurricane Fellatio Is Bearing Down On Hawaii

Hurricane Fellatio Is Bearing Down On Hawaii

(2009) Honolulu, HI - Hurricane Fellatio is bearing down on the Hawaiian islands and is expected to reach Honolulu by nightfall as a Category 4, according to members of the U.S. National Hurricane Center. Said one member, "We expect it to make a pronoun...

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Funny story: BBC Presenter Doucet Pulled from Screens

BBC Presenter Doucet Pulled from Screens

(2006) British TV presenter Lyse Doucet has announced she has a plan which may halt the hostilities in the Middle East. Speaking live on BBC World TV from Beirut, she appealed to Arab and Isreali leaders to, "get round a big table and sort it all out...

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Funny story: Congress Unmasked As Lizard-People: "It All Makes Sense Now."

Congress Unmasked As Lizard-People: "It All Makes Sense Now."

(2014) Washington D.C.-Earlier this morning, an internal investigation conducted by the NSA revealed that almost all Senators and Congressmen are disguised lizard-people, causing Americans everywhere to smack themselves in the head, exclaim "Oh, duh!" and b...

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