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Funny story: Plus Size Role Model Speaks Out Against Anorexia

Plus Size Role Model Speaks Out Against Anorexia

(2008) Plus Size model, Jen Hunter, 25, has spoken out in an effort to deter impressionable young women from dieting to themselves to death. Jen, who at 7 stone 2 pounds (98 pounds) is classed as Plus Size in the modelling industry says that there is fa...

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Funny story: Actress Natalie Portman Comes Out of Closet, Admits Bi-Sexuality

Actress Natalie Portman Comes Out of Closet, Admits Bi-Sexuality

(2007) Actress Natalie Portman came out of the closet and admitted that there is nothing wrong with making yourself available sexually to the "other half of the population." Though she did not admit openly to having a relationship with another female, sh...

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Funny story: Freida Pinto's belly button in the list of world's most beautiful belly buttons

Freida Pinto's belly button in the list of world's most beautiful belly buttons

(2009) Slumdog Millionaire actress Freida Pinto's belly button is now being feted for having one of the world's most beautiful belly buttons by Vanity Fair magazine which is conducting a new poll to find world's most beautiful belly buttons. The magazine...

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Funny story: NRA woos 1944 Miss America Venus Ramey

NRA woos 1944 Miss America Venus Ramey

(2007) Waynesburg, Kentucky - (Ass Mess): The National Riflemen's Association is seeking to recruit 82 year old Venus Ramey -who won the 1944 Miss America contest - as the NRA's latest pin-up following her spectacular tackle of suspected thieves at...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Latest Rants Caught On Tape

Britney Spears Latest Rants Caught On Tape

(2007) Britney Spear's latest rants were caught on tape by reporters from Seventeen Magazine. Following is a transcript of that rant: "Let's talk about Kevin, okay? Kevin, is, I mean, you know, he's kind of, well, you know how he is, right? He's just...

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Funny story: Harry Potter star Radcliffe dumped as Equus show bombs

Harry Potter star Radcliffe dumped as Equus show bombs

(2007) London - (Ass Mess): The West End stage show Equus is closing early in June and leading actor Daniel Radcliffe has been dumped after audiences said that the sex scenes were faked.

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Funny story: Bollywood Stars' Multi Million Dollar Wedding

Bollywood Stars' Multi Million Dollar Wedding

(2007) Bollywood heartthrob Abhishek Bachchan and top actress Aishwarya Rai were married yesterday in a ceremony that brought most of Mumbai to a standstill.

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Funny story: Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

(2007) Michael Jordan's divorce settlement will easily bypass Paul McCartney's as the costliest of all times. In addition to large amounts of money, alimony, child support, homes, cars, clothes, and jewelry, the soon to be ex Mrs. Jordan is seeking...

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Funny story: Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus makes drastic descision

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus makes drastic descision

(2008) Hannah Montana teen superstar Miley Cyrus has made a drastic decision regarding her career. Cyrus, 15, said in a press statement earlier this week that she is "tired" of her kiddy pop persona, Hannah Montana.

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Funny story: Gay fishing tournament up Shit Creek.

Gay fishing tournament up Shit Creek.

(2008) This years World Gay Fishing Final will be at held at Shit Creek, County Clare on Ireland's wet and windy west coast during the inaugural Spanish Point Gay and Lesbian Festival.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods' Secret Reverse-Lasik Surgery Revealed

Tiger Woods' Secret Reverse-Lasik Surgery Revealed

(2008) Orlando- Five days after successful knee surgery, golfing champion Tiger Woods underwent reverse-Lasik surgery at an Orlando clinic and is said to be in pretty-good condition. "While his knee recovers, Tiger thought this would be a perfect time...

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Funny story: Put a Tamil Tiger in your tank

Put a Tamil Tiger in your tank

(2007) London - (Rotters): Sri Lankan rebel Tamil Tigers are being blamed for a bank card cloning scam targetting motorists across the UK.

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Funny story: Dr Who to visit Nudist Planet

Dr Who to visit Nudist Planet

(2009) David Tennant is set to bare all in his finale as the Timelord, as he teams up with John Simm's character, The Master, and a new young male companion. While Georgia Moffett is also rumoured to feature, Russell T Davies has confirmed that The Doct...

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Funny story: Penis Extension industry files suit against owners of Colorado WinterPark Ski resort.

Penis Extension industry files suit against owners of Colorado WinterPark Ski resort.

(2004) An unusual case filed today against the thriving Colorado ski resort today has come to the attention of both lawmakers and anti-spam lobbyists.

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Funny story: "Derren Brown Made me Gay" Barrymore Speaks out

"Derren Brown Made me Gay" Barrymore Speaks out

(2008) After Derren Brown; stage illusionist and celebrity hypnotist, sensationally apologised to his female fan (Molly Bridges of Blackburn) for being gay, former darling of Saturday night TV and doyen of Hampstead Heath, Michael Barrymore has accused the...

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Funny story: Malia and Sasha Obama Open White House Lemonade Stand

Malia and Sasha Obama Open White House Lemonade Stand

(2009) First daughters Malia and Sasha Obama have opened a lemonade stand on the White House lawn near the visitors entrance. They are the first official residents to sell foodstuffs from the Executive Mansion since Amy Carter (the Bush twins buying beer f...

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Funny story: Trump Doubts Existence of Black Hole

Trump Doubts Existence of Black Hole

(2019) Scientists announced last week that a string of high-powered telescopes to capture a first-ever image of a black hole, a “supermassive” black hole named M87. This week President Donald Trump, a notorious doubter of scientific conclusions, editoria...

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Funny story: Book Review - The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald

Book Review - The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald

(2014) I have read many reviews of this book and of course, it is a classic, therefore I won't bore you with my review. That said..... I felt it a little presumptuous of the author to call his book "Great" before it was even published; after considerable research I discovered that the original title of this book was just "The Gatsby" and 'Great' was added by Miss Fitzgerald - just to sell her boo...

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Funny story: US website names Brit hyper-injunction celebs

US website names Brit hyper-injunction celebs

(2011) Cyberspace - LA FagHagSlagMag today named a 'high profile Opus Dei slag' caught stalking prominent UK politicians. The sordid $$$ millions sextortion racket identifies George W Bush bastard spawn Ms Lucrezia Borgia Ratzinger-Bush. Her lurid Su...

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Funny story: New Twist in Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Row

New Twist in Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Row

(2007) A huge twist was announced today in the Anna Nicole Smith paternity saga when it emerged earlier results were actually false.

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Funny story: "Flocks of Belgian seagulls" given birth control pills!

"Flocks of Belgian seagulls" given birth control pills!

(2018) Belgians, normally regarded as quite level-headed, sensible Europeans, have broken that myth by feeding their seagulls contraceptive pills! Seagulls, quite renowned for their productive, and multiplication qualities, have been recently over-doing...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Enraged

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Enraged

(2010) Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, are really enraged about the stories on the internet about them. Pattinson is particularly annoyed about Spoof writers Colonel Juan, Skoob and Spectrum and made it clear this morning that he is after their bloo...

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Funny story: The Wuggles Trash Hotel Room

The Wuggles Trash Hotel Room

(2014) New Zealand's top children's music group The Wuggles have once again found themselves in legal trouble Monday, when they and several members of their extensive entourage were arrested for allegedly destroying a penthouse suite at a Las Vegas Hotel.

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