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Funny story: Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison

Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison

(2005) EL DORADO, Kansas (AP) Within hours of arriving at the maximum security prison here Friday to begin serving the rest of his life in prison for 10 killings, BTK serial killer Dennis Rader has been the target of numerous assaults. During fingerprinting...

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Funny story: Harry Potter star Emma Watson discovers two lumps on her chest

Harry Potter star Emma Watson discovers two lumps on her chest

(2008) Harry Potter star Emma Watson today made the shocking discovery of lumps on her chest. Rushed to her local GP by a distraught mother, clutching only a BUPA membership certificate, the starlet, managing to bypass the ex-World War 2 Kamp Kommandant...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift: Sure I'd Get My Boobs Fixed For Taylor Lautner

Taylor Swift: Sure I'd Get My Boobs Fixed For Taylor Lautner

(2010) Mutual friends say that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are still seeing each other and are even more serious than a year ago. At the time the two were overwhelmed by the paparazzi and schedules so that they were forced to give it up and get back...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

(2007) Actors Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson have sued writer J.K. Rowling for breach of contract. The three, stars of the five Harry Potter movies, claim that their acting careers will likely end in two or three years after the last book...

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Funny story: Winner Announced for America's Got Talent

Winner Announced for America's Got Talent

(2007) The voting is over, all the ballots have been counted, and a winner has been selected for the 2007 season of America's got talent. Show judge, actor, and singer David Hasselhoff revealed the results at a publicity party in Los Angeles before the...

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Funny story: Tweeter's drone nostalgia comes back to nip him badly

Tweeter's drone nostalgia comes back to nip him badly

(2013) Sources close to Time's correspondent who tweeted a wish to report on Julian Assange being attacked by a drone have noted his wish back-fired badly. And literally. A massive attack occurred directly afterwards on the reporter's left and right...

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Funny story: DNC Finally Admits What "Big Tent" Really Means

DNC Finally Admits What "Big Tent" Really Means

(2013) WASHINGTON, DC - DNC Chairperson, U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, finally admitted what the Democrat "Big Tent" really means. In an open letter to constituents, released today, Wasserman cited Obamacare, the spiraling national debt and the DNC...

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Funny story: Longtime Senator Resigns-Enters Trappist Monastery in Georgia!

Longtime Senator Resigns-Enters Trappist Monastery in Georgia!

(2013) Longtime senator Chester Snavely held a press conference on the steps of the Repentant Sinner Monastery in Valdosta, Georgia as he announced his decision to resign from the Senate and become a monk. Senator Snavely, long known for his support of the...

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Funny story: Jade Goody furious with Christina Applegate

Jade Goody furious with Christina Applegate

(2008) Jade goody, the cockney queen of reality TV has launched a bitter tirade at Christina Applegate who chose to announce her double mastectomy at the same time as Goody announced her cervical cancer. "That mouthy tart stole my publicity", opined Good...

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Funny story: England vs Czech Republic: The day English Football finally lost its soul.

England vs Czech Republic: The day English Football finally lost its soul.

(2008) In news that will enrage English Soccer fans throughout the world David Beckham is the only first team regular who has made himself available to play the friendly at the new Wembley stadium on Wednesday night. Naked save for a tight pair of Armani...

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Funny story: Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Fail Lie Detector Test!

Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Fail Lie Detector Test!

(2004) ALEXANDRIA VA (AP) Several members of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have failed independent polygraph tests administered over the past week. The organization, which has charged that presidential candidate John Kerry was a coward rather than the V...

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Funny story: Patsy Kensit Who Do You Think You Are?

Patsy Kensit Who Do You Think You Are?

(2008) Actress Patsy Kensit has said she was so upset to find her grandfather had a stutter on TV show Who Do You Think You Are? that she lost all interest in personal hygiene and even stopped shaving her Dexter Blackstock. The Holby City star told the R...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Sweeps Alabama and New Hampshire Polls in Upset Wins

Ron Paul Sweeps Alabama and New Hampshire Polls in Upset Wins

(2007) TUSCALOOSA (FMLiveWire) -- Congressman Ron Paul has just swept two straw polls, and won the West Alabama Republican Assembly 2007 Presidential Preference Straw Poll on August 18 with 81% of the votes.

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Funny story: Woman has 200 Orgasms a day

Woman has 200 Orgasms a day

(2008) Gorgeous Sarah Taylor is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, good vibrations from almost anything. The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, a wolf whistle from an off duty housing officer are all enough to make her go oh...

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Funny story: Peeping Tom Concerned About Erin Andrews

Peeping Tom Concerned About Erin Andrews

(2009) The peeping tom who posted online several nude videos of ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews (and asked us to call him Tom) said he is very concerned about the lack of sex in her life. "I've got nude videos of her curling her hair and ironing her cloth...

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Funny story: Washington State brags "We're Number One in serial murders!"

Washington State brags "We're Number One in serial murders!"

(2007) Washington State, northwesternmost of the 48 contiguous United States, had seen better days. Its flagship company, Boeing Aircraft, had moved its headquarters to Chicago. Its sports teams had won only one national championship, and that one 28 years...

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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Says It Was Only Skinnydipping, Not Lesbian Sex

Naked Britney Spears Says It Was Only Skinnydipping, Not Lesbian Sex

(2007) Britney Spears, accused of being a lesbian by OK! Magazine, says that she was only skinnydipping in a pool with a former female assistant. "Yeah," said the Pop tart. "we was both naked in the water. She only had her arms around me cuz we was in the...

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Funny story: Gender Test Athlete Scandal

Gender Test Athlete Scandal

(2009) Berlin (Relay Hurdles Sandpit). South African 800 meters runner Daisy Jockstrap has been sent for gender testing following dramatic improvements in her race times. Six months ago the 18 year old runner finished last in the youth games at Skegnes...

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Funny story: Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job Of It

Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job Of It

(2010) Latest news - final score not in yet. Liverpool FC, leading 1-0 from a Ryan Babel goal on half time uncharacteristically playing for a penalty at the Kop end in their Europa League tie against Trabzonspor, from somewhere in the back of beyond, were s...

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Funny story: Boffin feels a right tit

Boffin feels a right tit

(2007) US research boffin, Dr Derek Lambeth, has just received US$3 Million US government funding to carry out research into breasts.

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Funny story: Gary Glitter lands in UK - signs up for Big Brother

Gary Glitter lands in UK - signs up for Big Brother

(2008) Gary Glitter, the seventies pop star turned paedophile, returned to the UK for the first time in over ten years today and immediately penned a deal with makers of failing reality show Big Brother. "It's a good career move for me" said Glitter "I s...

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Funny story: Peter Fox held for murder

Peter Fox held for murder

(2007) (Hollywood, CA) Peter Fox, co-star on the popular FoxTrot Sunday comic strip, is being held on $1 million bond in the death of younger brother Jason.

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Funny story: John Terry mistaken for giant rat and shot on West Yorkshire housing estate

John Terry mistaken for giant rat and shot on West Yorkshire housing estate

(2010) Footballer John Terry is recovering after being shot on a housing estate in West Yorkshire. The former England captain was mistaken for a 30 inch rat that had infested the area. Brandon Goddard, 31, who shot Terry, said voluminous vermin have been...

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