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(2003) Vader spanked Japanese woman

Funny story: (2003) Vader spanked Japanese woman

Intergalactic hussy, Darth Vader, appeared in court on Tuesday charged with indecently spanking a japanese woman. The incident, recreated in the picture shown here, is said to have undergone surgery after one lightsaber strike too many.

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(2005) Congress To Repeal Law Of Gravity

Funny story: (2005) Congress To Repeal Law Of Gravity

The Big Boys in Washington have proclaimed new laws of physics. What goes up does not have to come down and if they cannot make hay out of something, it does not exist.

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(2008) Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other

Funny story: (2008) Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other

Padua Italy -- The newborn twins of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie married each other in a bizarre wedding ceremony early today. The 4-day old twins, Knox and Vivienne, were paid $1 billion each for the wedding photos.

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(2008) Max Mosley behind launch of Gates McFadden-lookalike inflatable S&M Doll

Funny story: (2008) Max Mosley behind launch of Gates McFadden-lookalike inflatable S&M Doll

London - (Depraved Ass Mess): Nazi orgy nutter Max Mosley is believed to be the backer behind the launch of a new inflatable S&M Barbie Doll which bears an uncanny resemblance to Gates McFadden, the firey-haired Star Trek Generations actress...

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(2010) Emma Watson Does Not Deny Blowing Daniel Radcliffe And Rupert Grint

Funny story: (2010) Emma Watson Does Not Deny Blowing Daniel Radcliffe And Rupert Grint

This one was a turn up for the books as Skoob News confronted Harry Potter actress Emily Watson and demanded to know if she had, in fact, blown Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint, her Harry Potter co-stars. Prompted by showbiz correspondent, Buffty...

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(2007) Osama bin Laden Issues Fatwa Against Ron Paul

Funny story: (2007) Osama bin Laden Issues Fatwa Against Ron Paul

Osama bin Laden has declared a new target for Al Qaeda, and his sights are on Ron Paul, a third-tier Republican candidate for Congress. Al Jazeera showed a short video, apparently from early July, of bin Laden speaking about the thre...

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(2007) Archeologist Discover Basque People are Alien Rejects

Funny story: (2007) Archeologist Discover Basque People are Alien Rejects

Barcelona, Spain (IP) - Archaelogist Dr. Faqian EcheZaballa (DR. EZ) has found conclusive evidence that the Basque people who occupy an area between France and Spain were definitely thrown out of an alien flying saucer thousands of years ago.

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(2008) Miley Cyrus Endorses John McCain

Funny story: (2008) Miley Cyrus Endorses John McCain

15-year-old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus announced today that she endorses Arizona Senator John McCain to be the next president of the United States.

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(2005) Politicians Recoil at Great Theft Auto Sex Scenes

Funny story: (2005) Politicians Recoil at Great Theft Auto Sex Scenes

WASHINGTON (AP)-Politicians in the nation's capital are reeling at the revelation of a series of hidden pornographic sex scenes involving them in the popular video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas." Nude photos of Cameron Diaz which are...

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(2013) New Diet Involves Counting

We've been told to count calories if we want to control our weight. But now we need to do even more counting, according to a new weight control strategy recommended by the specialist counting agency Counts 'R'Us. They say that if we expend exactly...

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(2004) George Lucas Announces New Star Wars Film Title

Funny story: (2004) George Lucas Announces New Star Wars Film Title

Amid rumour and counter rumour George Lucas finally announced today the title of the third instalment of the Star Wars Canon.

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(2007) Hollywood women are so fat says Victoria Beckham

Funny story: (2007) Hollywood women are so fat says Victoria Beckham

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Accomplished self-publicist and human flagship for bulimia nervosa Victoria Beckham has told the LA press that "Hollywood women are fat, ugly, scruffy and mostly drunk".

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(2008) Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal

Funny story: (2008) Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal

Paris Hilton today revealed that she has a crack in her arse.

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(2009) Zac Efron Creams Pants at Illegal Donkey Show

Funny story: (2009) Zac Efron Creams Pants at Illegal Donkey Show

Heat-throb actor Zac Efron spilled ice cream all over his tartan slacks while attending an illegal donkey exhibition in downtown Los Angeles. The High School Musical star was wiped down by two muscular tanned bodyguards and escorted from the venue...

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(2009) Ghost Of Michael Jackson Smashes Madonna's Marseille Stage

Funny story: (2009) Ghost Of Michael Jackson Smashes Madonna's Marseille Stage

Marsaille, France - First it was Obama's teleprompter, now it's Madonna's stage. Michael Jackson's vengeful ghost has proven it will stop at nothing to prevent anyone from enjoying the rest of the summer. The stage being prepared for Madonna's upc...

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(2010) Singer Bjork Calls Lady Gaga Phony Weirdo

Funny story: (2010) Singer Bjork Calls Lady Gaga Phony Weirdo

The latest celebrity to come right out and question the authenticity of Lady Gaga's weirdness is the queen of weird herself, Bjork. Bjork was in New York to perform a few intimate gigs in the Village when someone asked her what she thought about Lady...

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(2010) Tiger Woods Fart Stops Play In British Open Golf Championship

Funny story: (2010) Tiger Woods Fart Stops Play In British Open Golf Championship

He's been troubled by flatulence in the past, and the old 'tummy rumbles' returned to haunt Tiger Woods once again today at the Open Championship at Royal St Andrews, with play being suspended due to 'excessive wind conditions'. Woods, on 5 under...

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(2008) Birkhead UFO-proofs Dannielynn nursery after ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped craft fly-past

Funny story: (2008) Birkhead UFO-proofs Dannielynn nursery after ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped craft fly-past

Burbank, Ca - (Alien Mess): Larry Birkhead has installed a titanium bubble over Dannielynn's nursery after an ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped UFO was seen hovering menacingly above his Burbank home.

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(2007) ColorAlphabet New Official Language of US

Funny story: (2007) ColorAlphabet New Official Language of US

A color-based letter system developed by artist Christian Faur was recently adopted by the United States as the new official language.

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(2009) Greg LeMond claims Lance Armstrong stuffs bib with Braunschwieger

Funny story: (2009) Greg LeMond claims Lance Armstrong stuffs bib with Braunschwieger

MINNEAPOLIS - Greg Lemond's accusations against Lance Armstrong stooped to new lows at a Le Tour de France press conference Thursday. "I saw him, I did, he was huddled beside the Astana team bus stuffing something down his bib shorts, yeah, it l...

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(2010) Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse To Star In "The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell"

Funny story: (2010) Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse To Star In "The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell"

LOS ANGELES - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures and G-Spot Productions has just announced that they have signed Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse to star in The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell. The...

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(2004) Martha Stewart Sentenced to Sixty Five Years

Funny story: (2004) Martha Stewart Sentenced to Sixty Five Years

Martha Stewart has been sentenced to sixty five years in a Federal Maximum Security Prison for violent felons. The term, which far surpasses the court mandated minimum sentencing guidelines was imposed by United States District Judge Miriam Cedarbaum...

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