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Funny story: Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping

Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping

(2008) FBI raided the offices of the Nancy Grace show yesterday and placed Headline News Cable TV's Nancy Grace in handcuffs. Grace was arrested regarding the kidnapping Caylee Anthony. That same evening Nancy Grace's home was also raided and her twins...

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Funny story: Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

Wales - World Champions of a Sport at Last

(2007) The rugby shaped void in Welsh School Curriculum's following the Welsh Assembly's decision to ban rugby from Wales has at last been filled with the inventi...

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Funny story: 'Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel' Story - First Anniversary Party Planned

'Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel' Story - First Anniversary Party Planned

(2009) One time impoverished factory worker turned billionaire Spoof writer Skoob1999 told us today that plans were afoot to celebrate the anniversary of best-selling Spoof news story 'Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axe...

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Funny story: Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel

Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel

(2010) Hot on the heels of rumours that X-Factor wannabe, Katie Waissel has been getting down n dirty with fellow contestant Matt Cardle - rumours Matt strenuously denied - insiders say that Cher Lloyd and Mary Byrne have also denied having a nude XXX Rated...

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Funny story: Trump Confesses: "It was all a hoax."

Trump Confesses: "It was all a hoax."

(2016) In an unprecedented TV interview on Fox News this morning, Donald J. Trump shocked the nation by confessing that for the past 18 months he has been a "Democrat in wolf's clothing". As the audience sat in stunned silence, he admitted that he was worki...

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Funny story: My life as a man #22

My life as a man #22

(2012) Keeping up with the English Jones' My neighbor, Gerry, the British guy who came here 23-years-ago, has a beautiful wife, a very nice home (that he keeps up like a palace), three wonderful adult children, and seven grandchildren. His two grown sons and his one adult daughter were all born in a coal-heated flat in the "South of London," wherever the hell that is. His two eldest grandchildren, a...

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Funny story: Whitney Houston In X-Factor Bra Strap Boob Nearly

Whitney Houston In X-Factor Bra Strap Boob Nearly

(2009) Soul Diva Whitney Houston tonight overcame a potential disaster as she performed live on UK TV show the X-Factor. Part way into Houston's performance a titty sling strap snapped, a minor event, nonetheless one which could have had embarrassing con...

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Funny story: Whitney Houston Voted Off The X-Factor - Cheryl Cole In Tears Again

Whitney Houston Voted Off The X-Factor - Cheryl Cole In Tears Again

(2009) Soul diva Whitney Houston has been voted off the X-Factor according to an extremely unreliable source based in Matlock, Derbyshire. In an attempt to unearth why the great British public have apparently come out in droves against the 'I Will Always...

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Funny story: Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

(2007) Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.

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Funny story: Zachary Quinto to play Captain Kirk's Vulcan gay love interest in Star Trek prequel

Zachary Quinto to play Captain Kirk's Vulcan gay love interest in Star Trek prequel

(2007) Hollywood - (Sci-Fi Mess): Tom Cruise-lookalike Zachary Quinto has been cast as a gay young Mr Spock in the Star Trek prequel film featuring Smokin' Aces actor Chris Pine as the firmly-in-the-closet Captain Kirk and Lord of The Rings...

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Funny story: Heaven's Gate Cult Return From Outerspace

Heaven's Gate Cult Return From Outerspace

(2007) Rancho Santa Fe, California - Thirty-eight members of the former 'Heaven's Gate' cult have returned from outerspace after spending the last decade riding a spaceship with Jesus Christ. The cult members had departed Earth in 1997 when

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Funny story: David Blaine pulls card

David Blaine pulls card

(2004) Manhattan, New York--...

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Funny story: Liverpool sign Stadium of Light beachball to strengthen attack

Liverpool sign Stadium of Light beachball to strengthen attack

(2009) Liverpool, in an increasingly desperate attempt to revive their flagging season, have signed the beachball whose skilfull deflection was their downfall yesterday. The beachball, who was on loan from the Spanish side Real Costa del Sol, will partne...

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Funny story: Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

(2009) Obese and cretinous Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has been exposed as having a secret affair with a cream cake. It's been revealed that Mrs Moir has been cheating on her husband with the fattening pastry for the entire duration of their marriage. It'...

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Funny story: Hermione legal to fantasize over in next Harry Potter film

Hermione legal to fantasize over in next Harry Potter film

(2009) London, UK - Pedophiles the world over are expected to be boycotting "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", due to be released sometime in 2010. It will be the first movie in which Emma Watson, the actress who plays Hermione Granger, is over 18.

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Funny story: Sunderland 'Balloon' Goal Scuppers Sorry Scousers

Sunderland 'Balloon' Goal Scuppers Sorry Scousers

(2009) Liverpool crisis continues as Rafa's boys minus Stevie G and Torres crash to defeat at Sunderland. Goal scored by Darren Bent, but bizarrely deflected from a balloon/beach ball launched onto the field of play by a Liverpool fan. Ironically. Liv...

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Funny story: Suicide Note

Suicide Note

(2009) Dear family, After much soul searching- and with the help of a bottle of malt liquor- I have decided to kill myself. I know I've always said that "you'll outlive me over my dead body," but circumstances have changed. You might be sad about my impending death, but we both know it's for the best. There's no denying that I'm a lousy wife, mother, poker player, ventriloquist and type setter.

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Funny story: Son of Star Whores claims ownership of outer space

Son of Star Whores claims ownership of outer space

(2006) Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Whore on Terra took another expected sinister twist today as US President George W Bush claimed ownership of outer space including all oil exploration and mineral mining rights on the moon.

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Funny story: Stayin' Alive can Kill You Softly

Stayin' Alive can Kill You Softly

(2008) Atlanta, GA - The Center for Musical Disease Control in Atlanta has announced that the Bee Gees' hit song "Stayin' Alive" has one of the best beats for performing CPR. The song played during John Travolta's famous dancing scene in Saturday Night...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Emma Watson secretly dating?

Rob Pattinson and Emma Watson secretly dating?

(2010) Few people realise that Emma Watson, better known as Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, and Rob Pattinson, better known as the blood sucking hearthrob from Twilight, actually went to school together, the Tower House school in London. Both Watson...

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Funny story: Is Music Killing Diabetics?

Is Music Killing Diabetics?

(2008) Sacherine, California - "Sugar, Sugar" the classic 1969 number-one hit single by fictional characters The Archies, has been implicated in the death of 573 diabetics worldwide. The song has been pulled from air play by radio DJs and likewise pulled fr...

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Funny story: Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

(2009) Convicted murderer Charles Manson has spoken publicly about his shock and disgust over Daily Mail sewer rat Jan Moir and her vicious article about the death of Stephen Gately. Mr Manson said: "I've done bad things in my life but I wouldn't write s...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter Seen Exiting Saudi Embassy With New Lampshade

Hannibal Lecter Seen Exiting Saudi Embassy With New Lampshade

(2018) BILLINGSGATE POST: A newly-released video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul was released this morning as part of the probe into the disappearance of journa...

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