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(2007) 2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

Funny story: (2007) 2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies at 22

Jessica Marion died today at the age of 22. She was well known for the cult like short movie from 2 Girls 1 Cup. She died from complication stemming from food poisoning traced to a Los Angeles street vendor from a tainted buttered corn cob.

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(2007) Big Brother twins Sam & Amanda Marchant launch naked holographic pop-up Advent Calendar

Funny story: (2007) Big Brother twins Sam & Amanda Marchant launch naked holographic pop-up Advent Calendar

London - (Bre-Assed Cheek & Reuterus): Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant are launching their naked pop-up Advent Calendar at the Piccadilly Circus Trocadero this week.

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(2005) Fruitcake Attacks, Devours Pit Bull

Funny story: (2005) Fruitcake Attacks, Devours Pit Bull

Houston, TX : Yesterday a 9-inch fruitcake attacked and ate a full-grown pit bull. Rocky was a 4 year old American Pit Bull Terrier weighing in at just over 75 lbs.

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(2005) Stick-Figure-Man Wins Copyright Lawsuit

Funny story: (2005) Stick-Figure-Man Wins Copyright Lawsuit

In a stunning victory today, Stick-Figure-Man (S-F-M) won his decades long lawsuit against the world. Experts predict that the reward he'll earn for copyright infringement and libel will be in the high billions if not trillions.

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(2012) Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

Funny story: (2012) Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma (ABSNN) - When Oklahoma District Judge Mike Norman sentenced a teenaged youth who caused his friend's death in a car crash to church for ten years, he likely thought the boy would choose an evangelical church like the Nazarenes or...

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(2005) Pillsbury Doughboy Sick of Being Poked

Funny story: (2005) Pillsbury Doughboy Sick of Being Poked

After receiving the horrible news of having acid reflux, the Pillsbury doughboy told Americans around America that he was sick of being poked. This is horrible news for Pillsbury, who has based their campaign for years around the cute sound that the...

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(2008) Miley Cyrus tells Zac Efron to get his cock circumcised before she allows him to see her tits

Funny story: (2008) Miley Cyrus tells Zac Efron to get his cock circumcised before she allows him to see her tits

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has issued an ultimatum to High School Musical actor Zac Efron: get you cock circumcised before I let it anywhere near my tits. Efron owns a cockerel that likes nothing better than waking him at dawn break every mo...

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(2005) Is New Buffalo Nickel Gay?

Funny story: (2005) Is New Buffalo Nickel Gay?

The United States Mint is facing a political firestorm over whether the new buffalo nickel is gay. The new nickel, which resurrects the buffalo image after an 87-year absence, has been targeted by several conservative and religious groups. Dr. Jam...

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(2003) Mickey Mouse suffers Massive Stroke on Birthday!

Funny story: (2003) Mickey Mouse suffers Massive Stroke on Birthday!

A sad day for the Disney fans everywhere. On the morning of Mickey's 75th birthday, he was the victim of a massive stroke. The extent of the damage is not yet known but Goofy was overheard saying that "Old Mick" was slurring his words...

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(2005) Pilots Fly Better Drunk, Study Shows

Funny story: (2005) Pilots Fly Better Drunk, Study Shows

Miami, FL - A study released this week by the National Institutes of Health reveals that pilots actually do a better job when drinking on the job or immediately before going to work. The study, due to be published in this month's issue of

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(2005) Nancy Grace Turns in Pot-Smoking Sister

Funny story: (2005) Nancy Grace Turns in Pot-Smoking Sister

ATLANTA (AP) Nancy Grace, a Court TV analyst and former Atlanta prosecutor is now a rising star on CNN. Rising ratings and even rumors of replacing Larry King have not seemed to satisfy the often-abrasive Nancy Grace. Many TV viewers believed that Na...

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(2010) Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man

Funny story: (2010) Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man

Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man. Palace...

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(2006) Murdoch Releases Titles Considered for O.J. Simpson Book

Funny story: (2006) Murdoch Releases Titles Considered for O.J. Simpson Book

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Rupert Murdoch, owner of ReganBooks, publisher of O.J. Simpson's how-I-murdered-my-wife book titled "If I Did It", has bowed to public pressure and released the titles that were first considered but later rejected f...

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(2008) Michigan Legalizes Prostitution

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In a bold attempt to jump start the Michigan economy, chief Madam, Governor Jennifer Granholm has thrust a new proposal into congress suggestively guiding the legislative body towards the legalization of prostitution. Entering it quickly in the hal...

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(2009) Hooded Nude Bill Clinton In XXX Midget Movie Identified By Lewinsky

Funny story: (2009) Hooded Nude Bill Clinton In XXX Midget Movie Identified By Lewinsky

"That is Bill Clinton!" stated former aide to the president, Monica Lewinsky, according to an unnamed source who didn't want her family to know she watched such movies. Lewinsky is said to have stated, "There's that triple mole on his back near th...

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(2005) Oil Found in Antartica - Bush Sends in Military

SOUTH POLE, Antartica - With the news of a major oil repositories discovered in Victoria Land, Antartica, the U.S. military has been put in motion.

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(2010) Royal Wedding to be a drab affair

Funny story: (2010) Royal Wedding to be a drab affair

In these times of government imposed austerity, the Royal Family have been warned not to indulge themselves in their usual excesses, when the time comes for Prince William and Kate Middleton to marry. Palace officials are acutely aware that the co...

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(2009) Dakota Fanning Sues Hannah Montana for Identity Theft

Funny story: (2009) Dakota Fanning Sues Hannah Montana for Identity Theft

Actress Dakota Fanning has filed a lawsuit in California courts claiming that the Hannah Montana television show has stolen her identity. Fanning, whose full name is Hannah Dakota Fanning, claims that the program stole her name by dropping her last...

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(2010) The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

Funny story: (2010) The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...

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(2012) Pot Smokers Concerned After Announcement "No More Twinkies"

Funny story: (2012) Pot Smokers Concerned After Announcement "No More Twinkies"

Following Friday's announcement that Hostess Brands was shuttering its facilities and ceasing operations, sales of the company's flagship product, Twinkies, have increased 10 fold - with some paying up to $550 for just one crème filled cake. T...

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(2011) Natalie Wood Boat Captain Finally Reveals All

Funny story: (2011) Natalie Wood Boat Captain Finally Reveals All

Friends of the The Captain of the boat that Natalie woods died on have revealed new evidence about the night of her fatal accident. They have stated that, on the night of the drowning, the captain told his friends he heard shouting and screaming...

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(2017) North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him

Funny story: (2017) North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him

Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...

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