Spoof news events on this day in history
George Clooney naked and unashamed!
(2007) Cannes - Euro ASS Press: - Brad Pitt and George Clooney had a late night game of poker yesterday whilst having some down time from doing the rounds at the Cannes Film Festival and it all ended in jeers, from Brad that is!...Read full story
Woman With World's Largest Vagina Suffering From World's Largest Yeast Infection
(2009) NEW YORK CITY, NY - The year's breakout Broadway sensation, the "World's Largest Vagina Monologues," has been indefinitely cancelled after its star was diagnosed with the world's biggest yeast infection. "I had noticed a slight burning, itching s...Read full story
American Idol Winner Announced
(2004) Yes, almost two full days before the results show, this reporter has learned who will win American Idol.Read full story
Bitter - Amanda Holden buzzes belly dancer, Julia Naidenko due to 'bimbo rage!'
(2009) Resident totty and not much else Amanda Holden 45, buzzed the Latvian siren belly dancer as she gyrated and bumped her way through a pointless routine on the first of the BGT semi-finals. Amanda 45, who had made an effort to look nice was overcom...Read full story
Ron Paul Surges in Polls
(2007) Ron Paul is gaining in opinion polls in key states in the presidential GOP nomination race for 2008.Read full story
Inflatable House Sells for $1,300,000
(2005) LOS ANGELES TIMES--A world record of $1,300,000 was set in late May for the price of an inflatable house in the overheated California housing market. The buyer, Buster Mornduck, said he was lucky to get the home given the extreme competition for infl...Read full story
Thatcher's death - celebrity hypochrites sing her praises
(2004) TWO-FACED celebrities were coming out of the woodwork today, after the news that Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died of syphilis.Read full story
Kim Kardashian's NBA Boyfriend Kris Humphries Slam Dunks Her With A Marriage Proposal And She Says "Yes! Yes! Oh Hell Yes!"
(2011) HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have been described by Ellen DeGeneres as one of the happiest celebrity couples since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston first got together. Kim, who is one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, and whose most distinctive feature is her humongous ass, has been in a relationship with Kris Humphries, who is a power forward with the New Jersey Ne...Read full story
Patients Succumb To Rodent Disease
(2005) BOSTON--Three organ recipients in southern New England have succumbed in the past month to a virus spread by hamsters, which morphologically changes the human body until the victims become large rodents. Officials said yesterday that three transplant...Read full story
Angry atheists to sue God
(2007) PHILADELPHIA, PENN. - A prominent atheist has apparently had enough of religious wars, superstition, and mystical propaganda and has decided to do something about it by suing God himself. Christopher Hitchens, author of the new best selling book,...Read full story
Men Prefer to Use The Backdoor
(2007) A pointless survey carried out by some market reasearchers has shown that more and more British men prefer to use the back door rather than the front. Research showed a twenty percent increase in males under twenty using the back door on last year.Read full story
Saddam Drops Suit, To Star In "The Simple Life"
(2005) Saddam Hussein has decided to drop his suit against the Rupert Murdoch-owned The Sun, his lawyer said today. As part of the settlement, the former Iraqi strongman will feature in the next season of the riches-to-rags reality series The Simp...Read full story
Britain's Got Talent, Show Has One Flaw Aside From That Ass, Cowell
(2009) Once again Susan Boyle wowed the audience to their feet went a great rendition of "Memories" from the Broadway musical Cats and everyone knew she had nailed it. The Scottish Virgin had struck again, and she deserved it! But there was also a moment...Read full story
BNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections
(2004) In a confounding move, British National Party leader, Nick Griffin, has announced his party's intention to continue their anti-European stance by standing in the upcoming European Elections.Read full story
What is genital viral warts?
(2009) According to Pakistan cricket board, the real culprit for the spread of genital warts has been found. They were able to traced it to one of their best fast bowler named "Rawalpindi Express." During an emergency test which they do all time to keep...Read full story
Britney Spears Denies Phillippe Rumor; It Was Ellen DeGeneres
(2007) Britney Spears did not "hook up" with Ryan Phillippe, according to her publicist, Leslie Sloane: "The gossip columnists were just plain wrong."...Read full story
Michael Owen announces he has taken out a super injunction
(2011) Former England striker, Michael Owen, has announced that he has taken out a super injunction. The diminutive Scouser, who is still at Manchester United despite rumours to the contrary, has not said what the super injunction is over. "Yeah," he...Read full story
Shakira To Attend Champions League Final - Gerard Piquet Warns Chicharito - "Hands Off!"
(2011) It appears that Colombian sex symbol, bon vivant, and sometime crooner, Shakira, is to attend the showcase Champions League Final at Wembley on May 28th, in support of her current beau, Barcelona defender, Gerard Piquet. So far, so good - nothing...Read full story
AIPAC Boasts It Has Occupied the US Government
(2007) WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Executive Director of AIPAC Howard Kohr has announced that his organization has nearly completely occupied the US Government with its Zionist stooges, in AIPAC's latest annual report.Read full story
Naked Christina Aguilera Postpones Tour Until Next Year
(2010) Since she only had two months to prepare, Christina Aguilera has postponed her 2010 tour until next year or her next hit song. So we say, next year it is. A representative of the singer took all his clothes off to his shirt and shorts and announce...Read full story
Woody Allen has revealed that he is a gay man
(2012) San Francisco- In an interview with "Gay News of the World" Woody Allen who has dodged questions of his sexuality for years because of his petite, girlish, figure announced that, "I am happy to say that I am a fortunate homosexual. I am very blessed...Read full story
Susan Boil, the singer that can't sing
(2009) Since singing was first invented, by a drunken Scotsman in Arbroath in the 1300s, it worked by human beings taking deep breaths, then using their voices to speak loudly in a way that is very pleasant to listen to. Until fellow Scotsperson Susan Boil...Read full story
Tiger Woods Better Get Back To Golf As Elin Asks Nearly $1 Billion Settlement
(2010) Elin Woods, after discovering even more gals in her husband's background while they have been married, is now asking almost a billion dollar settlement if Tiger wants joint custody of the two kids. "If he wants silence on this whole mess, he bette...Read full story