Etch a Sketch cafe relaunches festive Coffee

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 28 June 2020

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All of this happening in the world, and now you tell me that in six months I have to entertain the inlaws?

Although it is six months until Christmas, Kevin Wilkes, from Etch a Sketch-themed Cafe Sketchers in Chutney on the Fritz's high street has decided to launch his festive range early.

'Yes, next week we will re-open,' said the hirsute 25-year-old. 'We will be taking in all of the COVID-19 precautions, so we will be safe for all of our customers.'

There are never more than two customers in at any one time, anyway, so Kevin, always the optimist, really has nothing to fear.

'Our two drinks making a welcome return are: the Marshmallow Maximiser, which is just an extra two marshmallows with a Hot Chocolate - perfect for sharing with your girlfriend (real or imaginary), who said that she didn't want any of her own, but will have some of yours.

'Then there is the Cinnamon Special, which is just an extra spoonful of Cinnamon in a similar Halloween-themed drink from October.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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