Katy Perry Has Been Asked To Pose For a Calendar of Beautiful, Sexy, Nude, Pregnant Women

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 24 June 2020

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Katy has said that some of the proceeds from the calendar sales will go to buy hearing aids for chickens.

HOLLYWOOD – Katy Perry says that she loves being pregnant, except for the morning sickness, the midday nausea, and the fact that she has a basketball-sized object protruding between her legs.

She recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has been approached by a highly-respected calendar company representative named Jose Luna del Sol, about posing in the nude.

Perry, right away replied, “No way, Jose!”

Luna del Sol was very surprised, since it's no secret that Katy is not really shy when it comes to showing off her fine-looking boobs, butt, and cute-as-the-dickens landing strip.

He asked again, and she repeated her answer, as she nibbled on a Butterball turkey.

Jose then wrote down a figure on a piece of paper, and showed it to the mama-to-be.

Katy’s eyes quickly got the size of ping pong balls.

“Where the hell do I sign, Joselito?”

The calendar should be coming out in a few months, and will feature 4 hot, lascivious photos of a very pregnant Katy Perry.

Katy revealed that she will be paid $3.7 million, for what will probably amount to about 70 minutes worth of her time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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