Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…
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Transgendered Mary gives birth to a new webbed savior
A man who used to be called Clive, but now identifies as Mary (appropriately), has given birth! Scientists are baffled but Christians are cock-a-hoop. “Another virgin birth for another saviour! Jesus has returned! Does he need nappies? I babysi…
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Funnyman Elon Can’t Get A Gig on Amateur Night
Sometimes when a person finds a job or follows a career they think they’d like, they turn out wrong. Hitler thought he was a painter, but life intruded and told him, “No, Adolf, you can become something bigger – something the world will have to ta…
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Instead Of Abortions
An alternative to abortion, while conforming with recent laws banning abortion or skipping a pregnancy, another choice is tubal ligation. Tubal ligation is a procedure that stops a woman’s egg from traveling on a monthly journey from the ovary to the…
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A 7.9 Earthquake Hits Idaho and 13 Million Pounds of Potatoes End Up In Neighboring Wyoming
BOISE, Idaho - (Spoop News) - The Boise Idahoan Gazette Newspaper has just stated that the devastating 7.9 earthquake that hit the "Potato State," ended up causing 13 million pounds of spuds, to end up in neighboring Wyoming. Gov. Mark "Potato Pie…
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Another Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President
What do you get if you take an African-American (his name is not Token, we swear), a woman (is she a lesbian? Make her a lesbian, STAT!), two white guys who have square jaws like Superman (and one of them is a Canadian, just like one of the creators…
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A Cleaning Lady Time Traveler Sees the Future …
Dude … Where’s My Hover Car?
Fast Food Drones – Duck and Cover!
Churchill's speeches increase milk production
Black Hole Discovered on Earth!
Science Finds Orgasms are Good for Back Pain
Archaeological Dig in North Korea Finds No Wheel
Ford Brexit to be announced soon
Is Vanilla a Flavor – Or A Stinking Lie?
New Chatbox App - You Can Talk to Jesus or Hitler
Neanderthals 90,000 Years ago Had Crab-Fests in Portugal
Elon Musk’s Swan Song Begins Once the Messenger is Dead
Polar Bears Drowning Under All That Fashionable Fur
The world population of polar bears has greatly declined over the past 10 years, scientists say, and it’s not due to poachers, fur coat salesmen, nor Lady Gaga. They all die from drowning! With much of the ice of the Arctic gone, the bears are qui…
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Robot Literature Nobel Prize Winner Ain't No Doctor Suess
A robot has won the Nobel Prize for Literature! The Noveltron 3000 has penned over 42 novels with universal themes of love and loss and man’s inhumanity to man – hitting all the notes for any jury – and blew the human competition away! Judges a…
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Alexa, How Do I Know I Exist?
Alexa was the first, but now there will be more robots, or AI thingys, to make our lives better and to take away our need to think for ourselves. “Alexa, do unicorns exist?” “No, unicorns are mythical, they do not really exist.” “Alexa, is B…
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How Did Corona Virus Start? Stupid Congressional Republicans Will Figure it Out
Republicans control the House of Congress, not the Senate, and are gearing up to solve where the Corona Virus came from. They are not Scientists, just your ordinary, delusional Right-Wing UltraConservatives (Trump is God, etc.; there are millions…
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Terminating Homo Sapiens for Paradise Lost
Advanced nanobot engineers have finally hooked up the brains of two people to act as one! They can’t think for themselves – only echo what their programmers have jammed into their skulls. Science knows no ethical bounds – yay! Remember The Termina…
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Pirates to Attack Floating Cities in Elon’s Future Dreams
Elon Musk is interested in floating cities. An island, constructed by people, on which an entire city stands. Like Manhattan, if its island could float and move around for a moveable feast of all things New York. Who doesn’t want that city off…
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Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support
Miami Beach, Botswana, Lady Gaga had a sold out concert last night, and this reporter had a blast to see history in the making … but it’s not why you think! As Gaga was singing “Po-po-po-po-pokerface …” she sharted. (A combo between a fart and…
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Computerized Guard Dog Robots do Strip Show with Luscious Model in Paris
A Boston company recently did a secret robot and human strip show in Paris for some big tech company executives - to show off the flexibility of their robot guard dogs. (And hopefully sell some of them.) The 'terminator - type' robot dogs ca…
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Ex-Navy Pilot Saw One UFO Attempt to F**k Another UFO
Recently, many ex-navy pilots have come forward in the U. S. to say they have seen UFO's near their planes doing weird things. One ex- pilot recently anonymously described a 'Close Encounter'. "This large Bluish Flower - shaped UFO was hang…
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Small Lip-Shaped Kissing Robot Plugs into your Phone - Use When Your "Girlfriend" is Away
CCN reports on a small Kissing Robot that attaches to your cell phone and has an app. It was developed by lonely Chinese tech students. The round plastic device with realistic silicone lips, plug in your phone and during your call you can talk…
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Hitler’s Moustache Brought Back to Life!
Scientists living in the jungles of Paraguay have played god after they found the lost Hitler’s moustache! That’s right, the bullet Hitler put into his brain in the bunker – sure, it hit his head, but the moustache survived! And now it’s back –…
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Gum is Good and Won’t Grow Aliens in Your Stomach, Maybe
PFfizer (or however you spell it) has put vaccines in gum! For all those bratty kids and their suspicious parents who don’t want to take their medicine … who doesn’t love a stick of gum? This gum is different, however. It sticks so well, that you…
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