Funny story - The World Will Soon Be Underwater

The World Will Soon Be Underwater

And not soon enough! In coming years, scientists report that sea levels will rise just enough to drown every city on Earth that’s close to a major waterway. Finally, all those land-locked countries will become prime real estate! Hello, Chad,…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Is Having His Tongue Circumsized

Donald Trump Is Having His Tongue Circumsized

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Trumptard's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has just remarked that his long time friend, patient, and yarn spinner, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is going to have his tongue circumsized. Dr. Fu Fi, who has tried a…

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Funny story - Iceland Is Melting At The Rate of 7% Per Year And At That Rate By The Year 2037, It Will Simply Become An Iceberg

Iceland Is Melting At The Rate of 7% Per Year And At That Rate By The Year 2037, It Will Simply Become An Iceberg

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The government of Iceland has just received some extremely bad news from the World Federated Weather Service (WFWS). According to expertistic experts, research has shown that due to global warming, Iceland is meltin…

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Funny story - California's Libido Forest Fire Is Growing, Growing, Growing!

California's Libido Forest Fire Is Growing, Growing, Growing!

G SPOT, California - (Satire News) - The weather has gotten hot, real damn, fucking hot, and the Left Coast state is starting to sizzle exactly like it did last year. G Spot's Channel 77, EyeViewer News reports that the 17,903 acre Libido Forest f…

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Funny story - The Bermuda Triangle Has Completely Disappeared

The Bermuda Triangle Has Completely Disappeared

POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - Weather phenomenon experts are very concerned at the fact that the world-famous Bermuda Triangle has disappeared. Dr. Peter Paul Windowmill, a graduate of Left Coast College, stated that the scientific triangle h…

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Funny story - Bezos-Musk, Inc. Wants To Purchase The New Planet Labia Majora

Bezos-Musk, Inc. Wants To Purchase The New Planet Labia Majora

AUSTIN - (Satire News) - Word coming from deep in the heart of Texas, is that the biggest company in the entire world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., is in the process of purchasing the newly discovered planet, Labia Majora. Contrary to what many uniformed peo…

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Funny story - The US Health Department Announces That Pig Pandemic Cases Have Fallen All The Way Down To Zero

The US Health Department Announces That Pig Pandemic Cases Have Fallen All The Way Down To Zero

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The United States Department of Dreaded Diseases has just announced that cases of the Pig Pandemic (nicknamed "Piggypalooza") have gone down all the way to zero (0). USDDD spokesperson Rayshonna Wizzenbang, 40, s…

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Funny story - Monkey Hookers from Gamma 7

Monkey Hookers from Gamma 7

Late-breaking news story from NASA - a race of monkeys from the planet Gamma 7 have landed on Earth to breed with humans! Some have already become hookers to start the most successful bordello in Milwaukee, which will soon be renamed: Monkey Hooke…

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Funny story - NASA Reports That The New Planet Labia Majora Is Made Up of 43% Gold!

NASA Reports That The New Planet Labia Majora Is Made Up of 43% Gold!

HOUSTON - (Satire News) - NASA has just made an amazing announcement. Planet experts have revealed that tests show that Labia Majora (the planet) is made up of 43% gold. A NASA spokesperson stated that the discovery was made after the US planet ro…

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Funny story - Libertarian Reluctantly Seeks Government Help To Recover Stolen Crypto

Libertarian Reluctantly Seeks Government Help To Recover Stolen Crypto

ORLANDO, FL - 26-year-old, Dave Smith, a self-professed libertarian and avid Bitcoin enthusiast, had funds stolen from his Binance cryptocurrency account and is currently filing a complaint with the US Department of Justice. Dave Smith, resident o…

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Funny story - Switizerland’s Second Attempt At Launching a Moon Rocket Fails

Switizerland’s Second Attempt At Launching a Moon Rocket Fails

WOODEN CLOG, Switizeland – (Satire News) – The Swiss government has just announced that their unmanned moon rocket, Tulip 2, has ended in utter failure. A spokesperson for the Swiss Moon Federation, Lila F. Shawcolot, stated that the Tulip 2 left…

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Funny story - Weather Experts Predict a Wayward Tsunami Will Hit Boston In May, 2022

Weather Experts Predict a Wayward Tsunami Will Hit Boston In May, 2022

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The nation’s top weather experts are predicting that one of the biggest tsunamis in the history of the Eastern Atlantic coast will hit Boston as a category 5 tsunami. The mayor of Boston, Kim Janey, issued a directi…

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Funny story - Bezos-Musk, Inc., To Develop The World’s First Portable Bidet

Bezos-Musk, Inc., To Develop The World’s First Portable Bidet

AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The biggest corporation in the entire world has just announced that they will soon be marketing the world’s very first portable bidet. The PB, as Jeff Bezos has pegged it, (no pun intended) will be roughly the size…

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Funny story - Dr. Fauci Convinces President Biden To File A $40 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

Dr. Fauci Convinces President Biden To File A $40 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s money concerns keep getting worse and worse. He has just learned that Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is the director of The National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, will be hitting the has…

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Funny story - The Cuban Woman Who Received A Uvula From a Flamingo Says The Surgery Was a Success

The Cuban Woman Who Received A Uvula From a Flamingo Says The Surgery Was a Success

HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s Las Nuevas News Agency has reported that the woman who had a flamingo uvula transplant surgery back in October of 2021, says she came through with flying colors (no pun intended). Ramona De La Mamamona, 77, a…

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Funny story - The US Hurricane Agency Has Just Announced The Reason Why They Are Dropping The Name Marjorie From Their List of 2022 Hurricane Names

The US Hurricane Agency Has Just Announced The Reason Why They Are Dropping The Name Marjorie From Their List of 2022 Hurricane Names

MIAMI, Florida – (Satire News) – The US Hurricane Agency in charge of naming hurricanes has just made an announcement that really and truly did not surprise anyone. The agency, which has been naming hurricanes since World War II, decided to drop t…

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Funny story - The United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook

The United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It looks like Mark Zuckerburg’s luck has finally run out. Ipso Facto News is reporting that the United States government is making plans to take over the much maligned online social media and networking service b…

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Funny story - Japan Develops A Spy Camera That Can Easily Be Hidden Inside A Woman’s Vagina

Japan Develops A Spy Camera That Can Easily Be Hidden Inside A Woman’s Vagina

TOKYO – (Satire News) – Electronic reports filtering out of Japan are that the country’s biggest spy camera company Spy Cameras & Stuff has just developed a revolutionary camera. The camera was developed as a means to capture clandestine opera…

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Funny story - The Huge Meteor That Was Heading For Duck Dung, Alabama Is Now Going To Land In Dodge City, Kansas

The Huge Meteor That Was Heading For Duck Dung, Alabama Is Now Going To Land In Dodge City, Kansas

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Weather experts are now stating that the gigantic meteor which was scheduled to hit Alabama in March will not hit the cotton-pickin’ state after all. Weather expert, and collector of foreign adult toys, Toby Prixsteen, ha…

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Funny story - Texas Governor Abbott Reveals How He Was Able To Eradicate The Damn Lady Bug Infestation

Texas Governor Abbott Reveals How He Was Able To Eradicate The Damn Lady Bug Infestation

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Back around Christmas time, the Lone Star state of Texas was hit with the worst lady bug infestation since the fall of 1849. This horrific insect invasion, was dubbed by Tittle Tattle Tonight senior writer Pico de Gallo, a…

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