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Human sperm sent out by NASA into space is highly toxic and will cause alien destruction!

Funny story: Human sperm sent out by NASA into space is highly toxic and will cause alien destruction!

Aliens living, travelling, and existing without human destructive traits are about to be infiltrated by human sperm sent out into space by NASA! Special, crew-less space vehicles, loaded with the stuff, will be launched in the hope that passing UF...

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Hydrogren and Oxygen really only sticking together for the kids

Funny story: Hydrogren and Oxygen really only sticking together for the kids

Mike Hydrogen and Kate Oxygen, known throughout the world as the important duo Water, have admitted that they are really only sticking together for the kids. Hydrogren said: 'I always felt I was doing all of the work. There I was, putting in twice...

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Wanking Study Results Published

Funny story: Wanking Study Results Published

The results of a year-long study on the ancient art of masturbation have been published in this month's completely fictitious science magazine 'Quirky Science Monthly'. Science students at Manchester University recorded data produced by 1,100 part...

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Stephen Hawking Latest

Funny story: Stephen Hawking Latest

Stephen Hawking, the English scientist, cosmologist, theoretical physicist, and cryptowheelchairist has ceased to exist, it's been discovered. Professor Hawking, 76, who had suffered with Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS) since he was 22, expire...

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Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Funny story: Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Giant chocolate producers, Mars (not on Mars), have finally convinced the world that the world is flat, and in honor of this great discovery, they have decided to issue a 'flat' version of Brits favorite 'round' choco snack, Maltesers! There were...

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This latest beauty treatment is angering environmentalists, but will turn your friends green with envy

Funny story: This latest beauty treatment is angering environmentalists, but will turn your friends green with envy

It is the new beauty treatment that literally everyone wants. Have you ever dreamed of having perfect skin, with no moles, freckles or unsightly gob craters? Well now that dream is within reach with facial fracking. The procedure is simple - i...

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86 ft sea monster found on Brit beach has same DNA as Boris Johnson!

Funny story: 86 ft sea monster found on Brit beach has same DNA as Boris Johnson!

Scientists analysing huge, ancient bones, found on a Brit beach, have discovered something quite amazing! It seems the DNA in the bones, that belonged to a huge Jurassic sea monster, has the same DNA as the present UK foreign minister, BOJO! "Ther...

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Surprisingly, study by scientists finds that muscular men make the worst boyfriends

Funny story: Surprisingly, study by scientists finds that muscular men make the worst boyfriends

A study by scientists has found that the type of men that used to bully them in school make the worst type of boyfriend. 'Yes' said Leonard Oxygen 'it may look like sour grapes, but we have found, scientifically, and factually, that science and fa...

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