Oscillating Fan Has Stopped Oscillating
An oscillating fan that was bought around seven years ago, and has worked perfectly well since then, providing whole-room coverage day and night, has chosen this morning to stop its oscillatory activity, and now only points in one direction. The...
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Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus
A pair of marinebiologists carrying out new research in the Galapagos Islands have said that, in a development that can scarcely be believed, a giant turtle has tested positive for the Coronavirus. The turtle, which is thought to be almost 200 yea...
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Man Decides To Count World's Ant Population
A man who has some time on his hands after having been given two weeks off work due to the Coronavirus pandemic, has disclosed his intention to undertake a scientific study into the world's ant population, and to discover just how many of them there...
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Man Reads 'The Purple Cloud' By M.P. Shiel, And Starts To Get A Bit Frightened
A man has told about how he read the 1901 classic science fiction novel, 'The Purple Cloud' by the British writer, M.P. Shiel, and, having finished it, started to become very afraid, indeed. The story is one of a man, Adam Jeffson, who is a member...
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The Newly Developed Coronavirus Whistling Test Works Like A Charm
OSLO, Norway - A company that deals in disease testing has come up with a test that has proven to be 89.7% effective in testing for the C-19 virus strain. Dr. Bjorn Thor Steinfest, who has been with the company for 47 years, said that the testing...
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Team to produce the Gagatron 8-bit computer
Two men are creating a new 8-bit computer platform called the Gagatron. It uses TTL and CMOS logic. The goal of the project is not really to produce a computer in the spirit of open hardware, but to silence those they disagree with, and to attack fre...
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Space Junk A Threat To Spacial Warming
Rainbow Christmas Crackers
Greta Thunberg Nominated For Several Awards
Man Teaches Crab A Lesson It Will Never Forget
Millions Of Flying Insects Invade Man's Property
Treatment to eliminate pedophilia has been discovered
LAX to Ban All Cars Under "Trikes Only" Policy
Greta Thunberg Is Planet Earth's Number One Enemy
Staring At The Sun Can Damage Eyesight
Fortnite powers down. Millions of boys reunited with loved ones
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Elon Musk Creates Time Machine, Sends Tesla Cybertruck Into The Past
When Elon Musk announced his plans to create a time machine back in April of 2016, many in the scientific community were skeptical of the entrepreneur’s ability to take on such a formidable task. Despite the reservations, many in attendance at the pr...
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Coronavirus 'Antidote' Found
Scientists in China working on finding a cure for the new and deadly Coronavirus have said they have already made a major discovery in their fight. They say that, as well as taking the regular precautions against a worldwide pandemic, people shoul...
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Man Discovers Time Travel and Finds It Isn't What He Expected
A man has unexpectedly and unwittingly discovered how to travel through time. Joachim Arschloch, who lives with his ageing mother in the small Austrian town of Schweinwank on the River Danube, has recounted how he made his discovery to The Spoof's...
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Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma
Satellite images from the Austin Allegro British space programme have confirmed what experts have always believed about the Sun: that it is a big, ever-so-hot, blazing ball of orange plasma that is raging away to its core, and lighting up the entire...
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Recent Studies Show That Men Who Kiss Women With Red Lipstick Become More Virile
POMONA, California - Researchers at The Pomona Institute For Cosmetic Studies have discovered an interesting phenomenon that may revolutionize the art of kissing. Dr. Amerigo W. Baconweiser, an expert in cosmetic medicine, stated that, after condu...
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Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg
Eyebrows were raised in Davos last night, when news emerged that US President Donald Trump had invited environmental campaigner and activist, Greta Thunberg, out for dinner. The two had earlier clashed on a number of issues, regarding the lack of...
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Gugu announces rat killing wireless utility power at CES
Lost Vegas, Nervana - Today at the Consumed Electrocuted Schtick (CES) conference, on the strip, startup Gugu (trying to leapfrog off the Googoo name?) showed a very impressive wireless charging system based on military millimeter wave (MMwave) techn...
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Extremely Talented Writer Good At Basically Nothing Else In Life Loses Entire Novel After Improperly Removing USB Flash Drive From Dell Laptop
Minneapolis, Minnesota. After pouring his heart into a fictional novel over a period of 7 years and 5 months, Roger Wall, 39, removed his SanDisk Ultra Duel USB Flash Drive from his Dell laptop last Sunday, only to notice that everything had been er...
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Pringle not looking forward to going into someone's stomach
Pringle, Gary Johnson, who is currently in a tube at Chutney on the Fritz's branch of Tesco, (other shopping emporia are available, guys and girls), has revealed that he is not looking forward to his visit to a stranger's stomach. 'I know that it...
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Scientists discover rare 70s pervert DNA
In the dried-up crusty lining of an old New York theatre seat, scientists have discovered a mosquito perfectly preserved in a globule of petrified spunk. Incredibly, the mosquito had bitten a pervert in the cinema, and scientists were able to extract...
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Man Finds Giant Seashells In His Back Garden
A man has revealed how, during a casual walk around his back garden at the weekend, he discovered a quantity of giant seashells - even though his home is more than 150 miles from the nearest coastline! The seashells, which were thought to be giant...
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Butterfly Wings Found, Without Host
A man has revealed how a chance 'gander' at what the city looked like from his hotel balcony last weekend, led to him discovering some butterfly wings which had been sepearted from their owner, who was then nowhere to be found. The four wings, whi...
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Mars Rover determines that Mars is FLAT!
NASA has released its newest data from the Mars Rover that proves that Mars is not a globe-shaped planet as thought by casual observers. The Rover has just sent back all its recorded data from a simple plumb bob level detector that is onboard. This d...
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