Trump Dismantles the Office of Science and Technology
Mar-A-Lago, FL White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders explained that President Trump was abolishing the Office of Science and Technology. "President Trump believes that we have enough technology as it is and so we don't need that part of the depa...Read full story
Trump Plot to Buy Moons of Saturn for $1.00 Apiece Exposed
Science Town, CA Today, a plot for Trump to write an executive order for his family to buy the moons of Saturn for $1.00 apiece was exposed by a group of scientists. "The plot would have allowed Putin to buy the moons of Jupiter for just a ruble...Read full story
Tea tree oils increase size of male breasts, not female ones!
US Scientists have discovered something that will put plastic surgery for males out of date and, all skinny males, transsexuals, body-builders, etc, have to do now is rub their titties with tea tree or lavender oil! Sorry ladies, but the oils do n...Read full story
In New Study Harvard University Finds Vaping Causes Loneliness
Vaping is the act of inhaling and exhaling an aerosol, often referred to as vapor, which is produced by an e-cigarette or similar device. Aerosol, often mistaken for water vapor, actually consists of fine particles. Many of these particles contain va...Read full story
'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!
The annual 'Big Dick' festival held in Kawasaki, Japan, is proof that Japanese men need to build massive model 'dicks' because they are too ashamed to expose their own miniature versions! Starting with India, and travelling eastwards, Asian men te...Read full story
God sends Chinese junk space lab to planet earth as his Easter message!
A defunct Chinese space lab hurtling back towards the planet is proof there is a god after all! It will arrive on Easter Monday crashing through the outer-atmosphere with a message from our heavenly father attached (A Chinese version) proving tha...Read full story
Polish neighborhood council meets to determine how many people it will take to screw in new LED lightbulbs
The city council of Mosty Poland, a small hamlet outside of Szczecin (most likely pronounced "Shin") set a meeting to discuss the advancements in lightbulb technology. The meeting is expected to focus on the increasingly popular LED bulb. Counc...Read full story
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Human sperm sent out by NASA into space is highly toxic and will cause alien destruction!
Aliens living, travelling, and existing without human destructive traits are about to be infiltrated by human sperm sent out into space by NASA! Special, crew-less space vehicles, loaded with the stuff, will be launched in the hope that passing UF...Read full story
Hydrogren and Oxygen really only sticking together for the kids
Mike Hydrogen and Kate Oxygen, known throughout the world as the important duo Water, have admitted that they are really only sticking together for the kids. Hydrogren said: 'I always felt I was doing all of the work. There I was, putting in twice...Read full story
Wanking Study Results Published
The results of a year-long study on the ancient art of masturbation have been published in this month's completely fictitious science magazine 'Quirky Science Monthly'. Science students at Manchester University recorded data produced by 1,100 part...Read full story
Stephen Hawking Latest
Stephen Hawking, the English scientist, cosmologist, theoretical physicist, and cryptowheelchairist has ceased to exist, it's been discovered. Professor Hawking, 76, who had suffered with Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS) since he was 22, expire...Read full story
Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!
Giant chocolate producers, Mars (not on Mars), have finally convinced the world that the world is flat, and in honor of this great discovery, they have decided to issue a 'flat' version of Brits favorite 'round' choco snack, Maltesers! There were...Read full story
This latest beauty treatment is angering environmentalists, but will turn your friends green with envy
It is the new beauty treatment that literally everyone wants. Have you ever dreamed of having perfect skin, with no moles, freckles or unsightly gob craters? Well now that dream is within reach with facial fracking. The procedure is simple - i...Read full story
86 ft sea monster found on Brit beach has same DNA as Boris Johnson!
Scientists analysing huge, ancient bones, found on a Brit beach, have discovered something quite amazing! It seems the DNA in the bones, that belonged to a huge Jurassic sea monster, has the same DNA as the present UK foreign minister, BOJO! "Ther...Read full story
Surprisingly, study by scientists finds that muscular men make the worst boyfriends
A study by scientists has found that the type of men that used to bully them in school make the worst type of boyfriend. 'Yes' said Leonard Oxygen 'it may look like sour grapes, but we have found, scientifically, and factually, that science and fa...Read full story