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Trump Dismantles the Office of Science and Technology

Funny story: Trump Dismantles the Office of Science and Technology

Mar-A-Lago, FL White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders explained that President Trump was abolishing the Office of Science and Technology. "President Trump believes that we have enough technology as it is and so we don't need that part of the depa...

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"Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!

Funny story: "Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!

University student fees are horrendously expensive in the UK and, many students find themselves, after leaving university, in impoverished situations because they can't get a decent job. Well is it a wonder after reading the latest nonsensical stu...

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Man Spotted 'Creature' With Two Heads

Funny story: Man Spotted 'Creature' With Two Heads

A man out for an early morning stroll in the remote area of Tapon near Battambang, today told of a sight that he will never be able to 'unsee' - a creature with two heads! The creature was spotted by animal expert, Moys Kenwood, who lives in the a...

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Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Funny story: Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Warning. Hot, hunky, hetero studs, who break their arms or legs or feet, are turning 'gay' after swallowing heavy doses of a painkiller called, Lyrica. A Brit ex-hetero, after breaking his foot, who was so hot after the ladies that even his steady...

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Man Woken Up By Own Fart

Funny story: Man Woken Up By Own Fart

A man was stirred from his slumbers in Cambodia last night after hearing a noise which he subsequently realised was his own anus speaking to him through the medium of a fart. Moys Kenwood, an Englishman, was fast asleep when, from the depths of hi...

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Masturbation Study Results Published

Funny story: Masturbation Study Results Published

The results of a year-long study on the ancient art of masturbation have been published in this month's completely fictitious science magazine 'Quirky Science Monthly'. Science students at Manchester University recorded data produced by 1,100 part...

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Calculator Stopped Working At Critical Time

Funny story: Calculator Stopped Working At Critical Time

A calculator which was being used to 'tot up' a list of figures, stopped working at a critical point yesterday, just as the person using it was about to press the '=' sign. Moys Kenwood, 54, received the 'electronic calculating apparatus' as a Chr...

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Fortnite to close down

Funny story: Fortnite to close down

Fortnite, released on July 25, 2017, has become a gaming sensation throughout the teen population. Parents are concerned of health issues coming into their children’s lives from playing their games all day into night. This survival game developed...

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