Space Junk A Threat To Spacial Warming
Junk that is floating around in space could become a major contributor to Spacial Warming, it has been disclosed, and legal action against NASA is being considered. NASA could be prosecuted for what is often known as 'fly-tipping', a practice wher...
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Surgeon General Warns about Secondhand Gas
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Secondhand gas dramatically increases the risk of acute nausea, insult to the nasal lining, asthma attacks, and even asphyxiation, this according to U.S. Surgeon General Vice Admiral Jerome Adams. In a sobering report issued November...
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LAX to Ban All Cars Under "Trikes Only" Policy
Los Angeles, CA. Plagued by perpetual auto gridlock on both the arrival and departure levels, Los Angeles International Airport today announced that all motorized vehicles would be banned from the roads in front of the terminals. Passengers arriving...
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Millions Of Flying Insects Invade Man's Property
A man has told how his home was invaded by "millions" of flying insects that arrived shortly after dark, and buzzed obsessively around a light for hours. The scene at the home of Englishman, Moys Kenwood, was "like something out of a horror movie"...
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Greta Thunberg Nominated For Several Awards
Greta Thunberg, the Swedish environmental campaign activist schoolgirl who has taken the world by storm by staring gloweringly into the faces of polluters and their stooges, has been nominated for several prodigious awards in relation to her 'work'.
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Man Teaches Crab A Lesson It Will Never Forget
A man who was attacked by a crab, receiving a rather painful nip on the foot, reacted spontaeously and taught the beast a lesson it will never forget, for as long as it lives, which wasn't long. The man was sitting quietly minding his own business...
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Treatment to eliminate pedophilia has been discovered
A recent ground-breaking discovery has discovered that pedophilia is linked to a mineral deficiency in the brain. According to Dr. James Harpington of Area Research Center in Reasonville, "We have determined that sex offenders tend to lack suffic...
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Man Annoyed That He Probably Won't Get To See Halley's Comet Again
A man that is interested in seeing things has said that he is upset and annoyed that, in all likelihood, he won't get to see Halley's Comet again. Moys Kenwood, 56, was born in 1963, and, as the comet is not expected again until 28 July 2061 when...
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Staring At The Sun Can Damage Eyesight
A warning published today by the British Medical Council says that staring at the Sun for hours on end could seriously damage a person's eyesight, and could, ultimately result in blindness. The Sun is a giant orange orb in space, located around 93...
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NASA Mistakes Kim Kardashian's Rear as Earth's Long Theorized Second Moon
In an embarrassing mistake sure make some heads roll, as well as eyes, NASA issued a retraction to a recent story that the long-theorized, but never confirmed, "Earth's Second Moon" had been found, once it was confirmed it was actually a picture of...
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Fortnite powers down. Millions of boys reunited with loved ones
Parents and siblings are rejoicing today after reuniting with missing family members thought lost forever. The popular video game Fortnite powered down Sunday, leaving only a black hole visible on the screen and millions of players confused and unab...
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Greta Thunberg Is Planet Earth's Number One Enemy
Greta Thunberg, the schoolgirl activist on climate change, is, according to a man sat thinking about it in his tea break, Planet Earth's 'Public Enemy Number One'. Moys Kenwood, 56, was reading a report about Thunberg's campaigning exploits, when...
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Trump Suspends the Laws of Science
Mar-A-Lago, FL Declaring martial law on scientists, President Donald Trump suspended all the rules of Science and forbade anyone to use or follow them until the ban is lifted. Trump would only say that it was a matter of national security. "It se...
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Man Decided To Have A Garden Fire And Put A Lot Of Aerosol Cans On It To See What Would Happen
A man who had nothing better to do at the weekend, decided to have a fire in his back garden, and put some old, empty aerosol cans he had in his garage, on the fire, to see what would happen. Moys Kenwood had the idea whilst looking at a can of ae...
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Exoplanets Inhabitable? Religious Scholars Have Work To Do
When NASA's Exoplanet division released the startling information that as many as 10 Exoplanets in other solar systems may have the capability of sustaining life, the prospect of life on Gj 357d not only excited those who want to escape the daily com...
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The FDA orders vape juice to taste like fecal matter in light of youth vaping crisis
To stem the tide of youth smokers and those using vaping products such as Juul devices, the FDA will be adding numerous new regulations for cigarettes and vaping products. In addition to banning menthol cigarettes to help reduce the number of youth a...
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