Funny story: Gugu announces rat killing wireless utility power at CES

Gugu announces rat killing wireless utility power at CES

Lost Vegas, Nervana - Today at the Consumed Electrocuted Schtick (CES) conference, on the strip, startup Gugu (trying to leapfrog off the Googoo name?) showed a very impressive wireless charging system based on military millimeter wave (MMwave) techn...

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Funny story: Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant

Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant

There were 'knowing smiles' and sideways glances aplenty all across the scientific community today, after it was announced that the Swedish environmental activist, 16-year-old schoolgirl, Greta Thunberg, is pregnant - with ideas on how to save the p...

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Funny story: Pringle not looking forward to going into someone's stomach

Pringle not looking forward to going into someone's stomach

Pringle, Gary Johnson, who is currently in a tube at Chutney on the Fritz's branch of Tesco, (other shopping emporia are available, guys and girls), has revealed that he is not looking forward to his visit to a stranger's stomach. 'I know that it...

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Funny story: Mars Rover determines that Mars is FLAT!

Mars Rover determines that Mars is FLAT!

NASA has released its newest data from the Mars Rover that proves that Mars is not a globe-shaped planet as thought by casual observers. The Rover has just sent back all its recorded data from a simple plumb bob level detector that is onboard. This d...

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Funny story: Man Finds Giant Seashells In His Back Garden

Man Finds Giant Seashells In His Back Garden

A man has revealed how, during a casual walk around his back garden at the weekend, he discovered a quantity of giant seashells - even though his home is more than 150 miles from the nearest coastline! The seashells, which were thought to be giant...

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Funny story: Butterfly Wings Found, Without Host

Butterfly Wings Found, Without Host

A man has revealed how a chance 'gander' at what the city looked like from his hotel balcony last weekend, led to him discovering some butterfly wings which had been sepearted from their owner, who was then nowhere to be found. The four wings, whi...

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Funny story: Rainbow Christmas Crackers

Rainbow Christmas Crackers

Scientists in Mozambique were lauded recently for discovering - and studying - a rarely used "assault recovery" technique used by a little known tribe called "Waheen Mojab Indayka", or "I got stabbed in the face for Staring" people. Attendees at t...

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Funny story: Scientists discover rare 70s pervert DNA

Scientists discover rare 70s pervert DNA

In the dried-up crusty lining of an old New York theatre seat, scientists have discovered a mosquito perfectly preserved in a globule of petrified spunk. Incredibly, the mosquito had bitten a pervert in the cinema, and scientists were able to extract...

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Funny story: Space Junk A Threat To Spacial Warming

Space Junk A Threat To Spacial Warming

Junk that is floating around in space could become a major contributor to Spacial Warming, it has been disclosed, and legal action against NASA is being considered. NASA could be prosecuted for what is often known as 'fly-tipping', a practice wher...

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Funny story: Surgeon General Warns about Secondhand Gas

Surgeon General Warns about Secondhand Gas

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Secondhand gas dramatically increases the risk of acute nausea, insult to the nasal lining, asthma attacks, and even asphyxiation, this according to U.S. Surgeon General Vice Admiral Jerome Adams. In a sobering report issued November...

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Funny story: Man Teaches Crab A Lesson It Will Never Forget

Man Teaches Crab A Lesson It Will Never Forget

A man who was attacked by a crab, receiving a rather painful nip on the foot, reacted spontaeously and taught the beast a lesson it will never forget, for as long as it lives, which wasn't long. The man was sitting quietly minding his own business...

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Funny story: Millions Of Flying Insects Invade Man's Property

Millions Of Flying Insects Invade Man's Property

A man has told how his home was invaded by "millions" of flying insects that arrived shortly after dark, and buzzed obsessively around a light for hours. The scene at the home of Englishman, Moys Kenwood, was "like something out of a horror movie"...

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Funny story: LAX to Ban All Cars Under "Trikes Only" Policy

LAX to Ban All Cars Under "Trikes Only" Policy

Los Angeles, CA. Plagued by perpetual auto gridlock on both the arrival and departure levels, Los Angeles International Airport today announced that all motorized vehicles would be banned from the roads in front of the terminals. Passengers arriving...

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Funny story: Greta Thunberg Nominated For Several Awards

Greta Thunberg Nominated For Several Awards

Greta Thunberg, the Swedish environmental campaign activist schoolgirl who has taken the world by storm by staring gloweringly into the faces of polluters and their stooges, has been nominated for several prodigious awards in relation to her 'work'.

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Funny story: Treatment to eliminate pedophilia has been discovered

Treatment to eliminate pedophilia has been discovered

A recent ground-breaking discovery has discovered that pedophilia is linked to a mineral deficiency in the brain. According to Dr. James Harpington of Area Research Center in Reasonville, "We have determined that sex offenders tend to lack suffic...

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Funny story: NASA Mistakes Kim Kardashian's Rear as Earth's Long Theorized Second Moon

NASA Mistakes Kim Kardashian's Rear as Earth's Long Theorized Second Moon

In an embarrassing mistake sure make some heads roll, as well as eyes, NASA issued a retraction to a recent story that the long-theorized, but never confirmed, "Earth's Second Moon" had been found, once it was confirmed it was actually a picture of...

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Funny story: Man Annoyed That He Probably Won't Get To See Halley's Comet Again

Man Annoyed That He Probably Won't Get To See Halley's Comet Again

A man that is interested in seeing things has said that he is upset and annoyed that, in all likelihood, he won't get to see Halley's Comet again. Moys Kenwood, 56, was born in 1963, and, as the comet is not expected again until 28 July 2061 when...

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Funny story: Fortnite powers down. Millions of boys reunited with loved ones

Fortnite powers down. Millions of boys reunited with loved ones

Parents and siblings are rejoicing today after reuniting with missing family members thought lost forever. The popular video game Fortnite powered down Sunday, leaving only a black hole visible on the screen and millions of players confused and unab...

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Funny story: Staring At The Sun Can Damage Eyesight

Staring At The Sun Can Damage Eyesight

A warning published today by the British Medical Council says that staring at the Sun for hours on end could seriously damage a person's eyesight, and could, ultimately result in blindness. The Sun is a giant orange orb in space, located around 93...

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Funny story: Greta Thunberg Is Planet Earth's Number One Enemy

Greta Thunberg Is Planet Earth's Number One Enemy

Greta Thunberg, the schoolgirl activist on climate change, is, according to a man sat thinking about it in his tea break, Planet Earth's 'Public Enemy Number One'. Moys Kenwood, 56, was reading a report about Thunberg's campaigning exploits, when...

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