Funny story - Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors

Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…

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Funny story - Reports now say that oral sex will instantly get rid of hiccups

Reports now say that oral sex will instantly get rid of hiccups

In a monumental revelation, The American Research Group has just divulged that one sure fire way to get rid of irritating hiccups is to engage in oral sex. The 11-month study concluded that heightened levels of estrogen and testosterone release ti…

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Funny story - Bezos-Musk Inc.'s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino

Bezos-Musk Inc.'s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino

The two most brilliant minds in the entire world have just invented a brand new state-of-the-art iPhone. Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered in Austin has just released their brand new Bezos-Musk Saturn 13 iPhone. The S-13 is the size of a…

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Funny story - A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city's largest salad dressing factory

A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city's largest salad dressing factory

The BuzzFuzz News Agency (Russia) is reporting that a catastrophically disastrous earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter Scale hit the nation's capitol. The earthquake destroyed several Moscow bars as well as several beauty salons, a massage parl…

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Funny story - An earthquake hits China devastating most of the fortune cookie industry

An earthquake hits China devastating most of the fortune cookie industry

A powerful 8.8 earthquake has hit the Chinese capitol of Hong Kong causing widespread havoc. Boom Boom News (China) reports that the "Shaker" as earthquakes are referred to in China, has devastated the fortune cookie industry. Reports are that…

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Funny story - A woman has over 900 FAKE usernames

A woman has over 900 FAKE usernames

An retired chambermaid from Swansea, Wales, who has been identified as Alexa Midge Goldengoo, 87, had admitted to using 909 fake user names. Some of her fake names include ImpostorIgor, ScammerFairy, HoaxHomer, KKKKarenKunt, PhoneyBaloney, FakeFuc…

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Funny story - A 7.9 Earthquake Hits Idaho and 13 Million Pounds of Potatoes End Up In Neighboring Wyoming

A 7.9 Earthquake Hits Idaho and 13 Million Pounds of Potatoes End Up In Neighboring Wyoming

BOISE, Idaho - (Spoop News) - The Boise Idahoan Gazette Newspaper has just stated that the devastating 7.9 earthquake that hit the "Potato State," ended up causing 13 million pounds of spuds, to end up in neighboring Wyoming. Gov. Mark "Potato Pie…

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Funny story - No cluster bombs, please

No cluster bombs, please

All bombs, riffles, tanks, missiles, and landmines are invented to kill human life. Human killing weapons are immoral. Everyone was born and given life to live an everyday life, not to be killed by a lethal weapon like a bomb, riffle, tank, missile,…

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Funny story - Countering the threats posed by artificial intelligence

Countering the threats posed by artificial intelligence

Academics and futurists worldwide are warning of the potential dangers of artificial intelligence (AI), but the tiny East European republic of Szjlobovjia has taken a bold and decisive step towards neutralizing these threats. Beginning in Septembe…

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Funny story - Transgendered Mary gives birth to a new webbed savior

Transgendered Mary gives birth to a new webbed savior

A man who used to be called Clive, but now identifies as Mary (appropriately), has given birth! Scientists are baffled but Christians are cock-a-hoop. “Another virgin birth for another saviour! Jesus has returned! Does he need nappies? I babysi…

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Funny story - What did European ancestors look like?

What did European ancestors look like?

Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years ago in Europe. The ancestors of all Europeans were dark-skinned, with some having blonde hair or blue eyes. The folks were in transition to lose their…

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Funny story - Bill gifts China with what it can never get enough of: viruses

Bill gifts China with what it can never get enough of: viruses

Bill Gates arrived in China and was handing out free man-made viruses he built in his underground dungeon computer lab during a lightning storm and a full wolf moon. These were computer viruses, of course, since Bill is not trained in a biological, c…

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Funny story - Why Japan Won’t Go To The Moon

Why Japan Won’t Go To The Moon

Why won’t Japan – with all of its advanced technology and everything needing to be cute – go to the moon? The Chinese are there and the Americans said they were there a whole bunch of times, they even have a mailbox there for any interstellar mail co…

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Funny story - Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support

Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support

Miami Beach, Botswana, Lady Gaga had a sold out concert last night, and this reporter had a blast to see history in the making … but it’s not why you think! As Gaga was singing “Po-po-po-po-pokerface …” she sharted. (A combo between a fart and…

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Funny story - Meteor vs. Pope: How God says he hates you

Meteor vs. Pope: How God says he hates you

The Pope, who still denies that evolution created the Earth and not some punk-ass god who calls himself Jehovah or Yahweh or Shecky the Animated Ground Beef, has been struck by a meteor! Oh sure, you might think this is a piece of post-modern scul…

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Funny story - Jesus’ Foreskin Has Been Found!

Jesus’ Foreskin Has Been Found!

A Palestinian shepherd boy with a rum-pa-pa-pum drum was wandering on the outskirts of Jerusalem, trying to hide from Israeli police, who had just beaten up his grandmother for breathing without a permit … anyway, the kid was digging in the dirt tryi…

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Funny story - Computerized Guard Dog Robots do Strip Show with Luscious Model in Paris

Computerized Guard Dog Robots do Strip Show with Luscious Model in Paris

A Boston company recently did a secret robot and human strip show in Paris for some big tech company executives - to show off the flexibility of their robot guard dogs. (And hopefully sell some of them.) The 'terminator - type' robot dogs ca…

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Funny story - What is science's opinion of broccoli in 2023?

What is science's opinion of broccoli in 2023?

In a world where the opinion of science on broccoli is never sought, we thought we would let you know. Speaking from Chutney on the Fritz's Science Research Centre (sponsored by the Wet Sprocket pub), the club chairman (and so far only member) Bri…

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Funny story - Polar Bears Drowning Under All That Fashionable Fur

Polar Bears Drowning Under All That Fashionable Fur

The world population of polar bears has greatly declined over the past 10 years, scientists say, and it’s not due to poachers, fur coat salesmen, nor Lady Gaga. They all die from drowning! With much of the ice of the Arctic gone, the bears are qui…

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Funny story - Homo Sapiens to become self-impregnating transgender hermaphrodites

Homo Sapiens to become self-impregnating transgender hermaphrodites

Genetic scientists have released surprising results about the future of human beings, and religious people are not happy. Soon, in, say, 1,000 years or so, all Homo sapiens will be hermaphrodites capable of giving birth to their own babies. Transg…

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