God Particle Found To Cure Kleptomania
Scientist at the Glowing Fellow Nuclear Research and Development Center (GFNRDC) in Boulder, Colorado have discovered the God Particle can cure someone of kleptomania. The discovery was made when kleptomaniac, Joey Fingers, went to nuke a burrito in...Read full story
Man Experiences Strange Phenomenon On His Way Home
A man travelling back to his home in Battambang on a motorcycle being ridden by his wife, experienced a strange phenomenon this afternoon, when he noticed that, although one side of the road was wet and had puddles, the opposite side was bone dry!...Read full story
Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice
Pope Francis has spoken out at the end of a two-day conference in the Vatican, saying that the world must convert to clean fuel, and that climate change was a challenge of "epochal proportions". But representatives of some of the companies present...Read full story
Man Watches Documentary About Saltwater Crocodiles In Which Narrator Repeatedly Said The Word 'Copulation'
A man watching a wildlife documentary about Saltwater Crocodiles on cable TV, found it remarkable the number of times the narrator said the word 'copulation' or derivatives of it, and the relish with which he said them. The show, 'Animal Planet' c...Read full story
Flat Earth Society plan mission to Mars
The Flat Earth Society has grown in popularity in recent years, as the chronic underfunding of education starts to bite, and civilisation begins its inevitable decline back to the Stone Age. Prominent Flat Earthers include Kanye West, Jacob Rees-Mogg...Read full story
William Shakespeare Monkey Experiment Latest
A experiment to investigate whether an infinite number of monkeys sat at an infinite number of typewriters would, if left alone, eventually come up with the complete works of William Shakespeare may be in its final stages. The experiment, set up 4...Read full story
Exploding fish art makes a big blast at a London art gallery
An exploding fish, part of an art piece done by Lee Bul. exploded in a London art gallery during the last week of May. "Majestic Splendor" was part of a rotting fish exhibition that Bul, an Asian artist, created. The exhibition was slated to open...Read full story
Amber Amphibians! Frogs destroy evolution fairytale. Again.
The daily onslaught against the myth of evolution has taken another crushing blow. Tiny frogs have been discovered in amber, looking very much like modern day frogs. The only snag is, that these ancient amber amphibians are claimed to be 99 millio...Read full story
Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His ParentsThat's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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Trump Dismantles the Office of Science and Technology
Mar-A-Lago, FL White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders explained that President Trump was abolishing the Office of Science and Technology. "President Trump believes that we have enough technology as it is and so we don't need that part of the depa...Read full story
"Stumpy legged men aint sexy," claim Cambridge University!
University student fees are horrendously expensive in the UK and, many students find themselves, after leaving university, in impoverished situations because they can't get a decent job. Well is it a wonder after reading the latest nonsensical stu...Read full story
Man Spotted 'Creature' With Two Heads
A man out for an early morning stroll in the remote area of Tapon near Battambang, today told of a sight that he will never be able to 'unsee' - a creature with two heads! The creature was spotted by animal expert, Moys Kenwood, who lives in the a...Read full story
Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men
Warning. Hot, hunky, hetero studs, who break their arms or legs or feet, are turning 'gay' after swallowing heavy doses of a painkiller called, Lyrica. A Brit ex-hetero, after breaking his foot, who was so hot after the ladies that even his steady...Read full story
Man Woken Up By Own Fart
A man was stirred from his slumbers in Cambodia last night after hearing a noise which he subsequently realised was his own anus speaking to him through the medium of a fart. Moys Kenwood, an Englishman, was fast asleep when, from the depths of hi...Read full story
Masturbation Study Results Published
The results of a year-long study on the ancient art of masturbation have been published in this month's completely fictitious science magazine 'Quirky Science Monthly'. Science students at Manchester University recorded data produced by 1,100 part...Read full story
Calculator Stopped Working At Critical Time
A calculator which was being used to 'tot up' a list of figures, stopped working at a critical point yesterday, just as the person using it was about to press the '=' sign. Moys Kenwood, 54, received the 'electronic calculating apparatus' as a Chr...Read full story