Black Hole Discovered on Earth!
So the Chinese and their white balloon is met by America and its black chemical cloud of death. Who to hate more? The planet Earth now has a mole, just like Jupiter. And what's that big red spot made up of? And how many living things are on th…
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Big Nose Hairy Sneezes Top Secret Surveillance
A man with the world’s longest nostril hairs has been recruited by MI5 as a double secret spy, since every one of the hairs poking from his nose can pick up secret communications from around the world … and beyond! With a slight tweak of certain h…
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He Who Hesitates Is … A Little Prick
Are you hesitant? Do you say one thing and then stop to think about it, and maybe change your mind? Do you think you have that right? Well, you don’t. When someone tells you to do something, you do it and do NOT question … or else … Do you like wh…
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A New Pfizter Variant Targets Comedy
A whistleblower who used to work for big-pharma giant Pfizter has told the US Weekly Medical News Picayune that all variants are created in the lab, and that some can be directed specifically towards certain types of people: “Like any egotistical…
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UFO or Vagina: Depends on How Horny Your Religion Is
A UFO-shaped cloud frightened and confused people in predominantly Muslim Turkey. They jumped up and down, pointing their fingers, calling on their god. And the bullshit began because it wasn’t really in a UFO shape (that’s just what people with n…
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The Mars Robot Landers - Two Groups are Fighting to Name the Next One
Two groups are fighting to name the next U. S. Mars Lander robot. Both have petitions out. Millions of Rap fans of Space Flight want to call the next one the 'Mars Bitch'. They want to give it a real-world name - not some namby-pamby 'Adv…
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Pirates to Attack Floating Cities in Elon’s Future Dreams
Robot Literature Nobel Prize Winner Ain't No Doctor Suess
Dude … Where’s My Hover Car?
Ex-Navy Pilot Saw One UFO Attempt to F**k Another UFO
Alexa, How Do I Know I Exist?
Hitler’s Moustache Brought Back to Life!
Polar Bears Drowning Under All That Fashionable Fur
Should Earth 2.0 Be A No-Go? Let Your Grandkids Decide, You Crotchety Old Bastard!
A woman has over 900 FAKE usernames
Why Japan Won’t Go To The Moon
Fast Food Drones – Duck and Cover!
Small Lip-Shaped Kissing Robot Plugs into your Phone - Use When Your "Girlfriend" is Away
A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city's largest salad dressing factory
The BuzzFuzz News Agency (Russia) is reporting that a catastrophically disastrous earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter Scale hit the nation's capitol. The earthquake destroyed several Moscow bars as well as several beauty salons, a massage parl…
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Reports now say that oral sex will instantly get rid of hiccups
In a monumental revelation, The American Research Group has just divulged that one sure fire way to get rid of irritating hiccups is to engage in oral sex. The 11-month study concluded that heightened levels of estrogen and testosterone release ti…
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What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years ago in Europe. The ancestors of all Europeans were dark-skinned, with some having blonde hair or blue eyes. The folks were in transition to lose their…
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An earthquake hits China devastating most of the fortune cookie industry
A powerful 8.8 earthquake has hit the Chinese capitol of Hong Kong causing widespread havoc. Boom Boom News (China) reports that the "Shaker" as earthquakes are referred to in China, has devastated the fortune cookie industry. Reports are that…
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Scientists in Tibet discover the skeleton of a 4.7 million year old female yak
Prepare to be amazed as we journey into the prehistoric world of yaks and unearth an astonishing discovery made by a team of intrepid Icelandic scientists. Led by the indomitable Dr. Hans Johansson (no relation to the renowned Scarlett Johansson),…
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…
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Bezos-Musk Inc.'s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino
The two most brilliant minds in the entire world have just invented a brand new state-of-the-art iPhone. Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered in Austin has just released their brand new Bezos-Musk Saturn 13 iPhone. The S-13 is the size of a…
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Countering the threats posed by artificial intelligence
Academics and futurists worldwide are warning of the potential dangers of artificial intelligence (AI), but the tiny East European republic of Szjlobovjia has taken a bold and decisive step towards neutralizing these threats. Beginning in Septembe…
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Funnyman Elon Can’t Get A Gig on Amateur Night
Sometimes when a person finds a job or follows a career they think they’d like, they turn out wrong. Hitler thought he was a painter, but life intruded and told him, “No, Adolf, you can become something bigger – something the world will have to ta…
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What is science's opinion of broccoli in 2023?
In a world where the opinion of science on broccoli is never sought, we thought we would let you know. Speaking from Chutney on the Fritz's Science Research Centre (sponsored by the Wet Sprocket pub), the club chairman (and so far only member) Bri…
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Stars thousands of light years away control your life, but your own sun? Noooo!
For many thousands of years, in many thousands of countries, in the minds of many thousands of impressionable human beings, the stars in the sky dictated everything in your life. How prosperous you'd be, who you should or should not marry, what type…
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How Did Corona Virus Start? Stupid Congressional Republicans Will Figure it Out
Republicans control the House of Congress, not the Senate, and are gearing up to solve where the Corona Virus came from. They are not Scientists, just your ordinary, delusional Right-Wing UltraConservatives (Trump is God, etc.; there are millions…
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Nano robots in your toilet paper are firmly in control, man
What you don't know about your toilet paper may take control of your life! TP specialist and scientist, Goober De Jimmy, has stated, "We put so many microfibers in your toilet paper, your ass is already infected!" Infected? With what, Goober?…
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Elon Musk’s Swan Song Begins Once the Messenger is Dead
It’s not easy bringing bad news to the Dictator of Twitter. An old saying goes: “Don’t shoot the messenger”, but every dictator seems to ALWAYS shoot the messenger. Elon shot his. A Twitter employee delivered the bad news that Elon wasn’t as popul…
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