Funny story: Scientists Still Looking for a Cure for Whatever It Is That Trump's Got

Scientists Still Looking for a Cure for Whatever It Is That Trump's Got

Science Town, USA "We knew it was going to be bad once we started looking into it" spoke a leading scientist at the most recent Science Convention. "Yes, but who would have thought it could be THIS bad--and it's spread to the whole family!" spoke...

Read full story
Funny story: Aliens On Way To Earth

Aliens On Way To Earth

Images captured by a NASA space monitoring satellite have confirmed that Earth is likely to come under attack from an alien strike force before the end of the century. The images show aliens advancing in formation at a very slow pace, indeed. Pres...

Read full story
Funny story: Harry Maguire To Push Some Buttons On The Hadron Collider

Harry Maguire To Push Some Buttons On The Hadron Collider

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has announced he will be flying to Geneva next week, to travel to Cern where scientists continue to work on the Hadron Collider, a big machine with which they are attempting to recreate the condi...

Read full story
Funny story: Don't Forget To Set Your Clocks Back One Hour, Then Ahead One Hour

Don't Forget To Set Your Clocks Back One Hour, Then Ahead One Hour

Daylights Wasting Time is upon us. Tomorrow morning at precisely 2 a.m., set your clocks back to 1 a.m. Then, wait an hour for it to turn 2 a.m. again. This time, set the clock ahead one hour to 3 a.m. And that's it. You're all set. You won't h...

Read full story
Funny story: Iceland Is Melting

Iceland Is Melting

An environmental crisis is unfolding in the north Atlantic, after it was revealed that, due to global warning and climate change, Iceland is melting. The Nordic island country with a population of just under 358,781 used to have an area of 103,000...

Read full story
Funny story: Teacher Spent Entire Term Trying To Teach Students About Token Sea Creatures

Teacher Spent Entire Term Trying To Teach Students About Token Sea Creatures

A science teacher at a local school has revealed how he has just spent an entire fucking term in a pathetic and pointless attempt to teach students who had only very basic English language skills, about ridiculously-token sea creatures such as the oc...

Read full story
Funny story: Weather Forecast For Today

Weather Forecast For Today

The recent heatwave that's been making things very uncomfortable for some people, especially when trying to sleep, is set to continue in many areas, but there is an end in sight. Here's the weather forecast for the next few days, where YOU are: If...

Read full story
Funny story: Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...

Read full story
Funny story: Canada's Famed Ice Hills Disappearing; Global Warming Victims

Canada's Famed Ice Hills Disappearing; Global Warming Victims

Tuktovaktuk [Tuk], Northwest Territories, Canada. Special to The Spoof - via dogsled. Canada's famed ice hills, formally known as pingos, have fallen victim to global warming. The Canadian government has undertaken drastic countermeasures in an attem...

Read full story
Funny story: Hot Weather To Continue Until It Cools Down A Bit

Hot Weather To Continue Until It Cools Down A Bit

Weather forecasters across Europe have said that the searing temperatures that are currently causing so much discomfort to so many people in so many countries, shows no sign of letting up, and is set to continue until it cools off a bit. The heat,...

Read full story
Funny story: North Pole is Missing - in More Ways Than One

North Pole is Missing - in More Ways Than One

Warsaw, Poland. Spoof News Service. Etaoin Shrdlu, fresh from his disappointing effort to locate the Arctic Circle, has reportedly failed in a second venture, this time into the ice north of Canada. This trek was financed by the Polish government.

Read full story
Funny story: Erectile Dysfunction Man Cured By Sexy Wench With Big Oomlaaters

Erectile Dysfunction Man Cured By Sexy Wench With Big Oomlaaters

Medical personnel at one of Berlin's top research institutes have admitted they were "speechless" after a patient who had suffered erectile dysfunction for more than 14 years, was suddenly 'cured' when he set eyes upon a supersexy barmaid with whoppi...

Read full story
Breaking news…

Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these?

Yes, tell me more!

Seven day catch up

Check out anything you've missed with the archive:

Funny story: Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Could American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?

Geneva, Switzerland - CERN scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) often study the most extreme states which can exist in the fabric of reality. Particle behavior within super-massive black holes ceases to fit the Proton-Electron model that all...

Read full story
Funny story: Apollo 14 Golf Balls May Never Be Found

Apollo 14 Golf Balls May Never Be Found

NASA officials say that the golf balls struck from the Moon's surface by Commander Alan Shepard during the Apollo 14 mission in February 1971, may never be found. Shepard drove the first 6-iron shot from a dusty lie on February 9, but, although he...

Read full story
Funny story: Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied

Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied

NASA officials have, this morning, vigorously denied that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was one of the members of crew on the Apollo 14 mission to land on the Moon in 1971. A spokesman initially said that nothing could be more ridiculou...

Read full story
Funny story: Amazon's Alexa sending my boyfriend saucy pics claims London woman

Amazon's Alexa sending my boyfriend saucy pics claims London woman

A 23-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London, last night revealed that her Alexa electronic device has been sending her boyfriend semi-pornographic photos of itself posing in a variety of different saucy outfits and engaging in acts of onanism...

Read full story
Funny story: Scientists Nominate Donald Trump to be the First Man on Mars

Scientists Nominate Donald Trump to be the First Man on Mars

Science Town, USA In an inspiring show of patriotism, a majority of scientists believe that President Trump should have the honor of being the first man on Mars. "I think Trump has proved he has the stamina, persistence, and resiliency to make the...

Read full story
Funny story: The Arctic Circle Doesn't Exist!

The Arctic Circle Doesn't Exist!

Tuktovaktuk, Northwest Territories, Canada. Famed explorer Etaoin Shrdlu has sent The Spoof an email from Tuktovaktuk that may change how we think of the Arctic. Shrdlu's email included a photo of him standing at a signpost on the Inuvik-Tuktovakt...

Read full story
Funny story: NASA celebrate 50 years of pretending to go to the Moon

NASA celebrate 50 years of pretending to go to the Moon

It was fifty years ago this week, that NASA sent a manned rocket to the Moon, or so they claimed. When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the lunar surface, he should have drowned in soft cheese. Instead, he calmly said the line, "That's one small step for...

Read full story
Funny story: Area 51 "Crawling With Aliens"

Area 51 "Crawling With Aliens"

The Facebook campaign that has sprung up on the social media platform to prompt other readers to storm Area 51, the US military testing sight in the Nevada Desert, is gathering pace with more than one million people registering their interest. The...

Read full story
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more