Funny story: Fauci and Newsom get down to it in dark little club on collapsing virus narrative

Fauci and Newsom get down to it in dark little club on collapsing virus narrative

Inside sources have provided video coverage of an important political meeting to discuss the current state of the pandemic. Problems: *shrinking virus narrative; *credibility gap increasing; *perception management campaign weakening; *et...

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Funny story: Trump promises Aunt Jemima a top White House Christmas tree

Trump promises Aunt Jemima a top White House Christmas tree

President Trump, in an effort to appeal to black voters, stated they will all get a big surprise in their stockings this year. "I'm having a fantastic tree topper of Aunt Jemima made for the White House Christmas tree. In addition to tha…

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Funny story: Biden Plays With His Pet Mouse While Trump Mocks Him

Biden Plays With His Pet Mouse While Trump Mocks Him

BILLINGSGATE POST: The contrast couldn’t be greater. While President Trump was electrifying his faithful, explaining why one should never wear leather-soled shoes while going down a steel ramp, Joe Biden was laid out on his Naugahyde BarcaLounger, p...

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Funny story: Grayling The Chair

Grayling The Chair

Chris Grayling is to be appointed as the new Chair of the Intelligence Committee as the UK government goes through another restructuring. But for those lefty commentators rubbing their hands in glee at this clear own goal from Boris Johnson, things m...

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Funny story: Trump’s Tulsa Rally Totally Underwhelming

Trump’s Tulsa Rally Totally Underwhelming

TULSA – The President boasted that he had mailed out one million invitations to his Tulsa Presidential Campaign Rally. Well, it appears that about 999,300 must have gotten lost in the mail, because professional estimators said that there were only...

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Funny story: New York’s "Tiz The Law" Wins The 152nd Running of The Belmont Stakes

New York’s "Tiz The Law" Wins The 152nd Running of The Belmont Stakes

ELMONT, New York – Jockey Manny Franco rode number 8, Tiz The Law, to victory at the Belmont Stakes before a crowd estimated to be about 103, including two hot dog vendors, three security guards, and a stand-up comedian. "TTL", as Anderson Cooper...

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Funny story: Alabama Has Just Banned Reruns of The Old “Dukes of Hazzard” TV Sit-Com

Alabama Has Just Banned Reruns of The Old “Dukes of Hazzard” TV Sit-Com

MONTGOMERY, Alabama – The state of Alabama, known for producing cotton balls, cotton underwear, cotton candy, and guacamole mix, has just informed its TV viewing citizens of a decision that is going to piss off a lot of Goobers, Gomers, and Goobettes...

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Funny story: The White House Shoots Down Melania’s “Be Nice” Program

The White House Shoots Down Melania’s “Be Nice” Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source inside the White House has revealed that Melania Trump is furious at having had her new personal program shot down by the White House staff. The first lady recently talked to her BFF, Meghan Markle, and the former Duche...

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Funny story: McDonalds Announces That Their Happy Meals Are Going To Go Way Up In Price

McDonalds Announces That Their Happy Meals Are Going To Go Way Up In Price

CHICAGO – Meat prices have been skyrocketing across the nation due to the Cow Branding Scandal. Meat packers report that they have no choice but to raise the price on all meat products, from woodchuck steaks to filet du flamingo. Meanwhile, a s...

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Funny story: Man Became Confused About John Bolton And Joe Biden

Man Became Confused About John Bolton And Joe Biden

A man who, by his own admittance, is largely unfamiliar with the subject of US Politics, made an astonishing and barely-believable blunder this morning, when, thinking up a ridiculous story for publication on TheSpoof.com, he inexplicably confused fo...

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Funny story: Football Riot Sparks Call For Change In Policing

Football Riot Sparks Call For Change In Policing

A major disturbance during a top football match sparked calls for improved security and policing if a repeat of the disgraceful scenes of violence was to be avoided. The incident happened way back in 1974, but I've only just remembered it. The...

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Funny story: Trump Astonished At Judge's Decision To Allow John Bolton Book To Go Ahead

Trump Astonished At Judge's Decision To Allow John Bolton Book To Go Ahead

President Trump has expressed astonishment at a judge's decision to allow the publication of former National Security Adviser John Bolton's book to go ahead as planned on Tuesday. According to several different White House sources, the President w...

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