Psychologists Have Just Given Kayleigh McEnany a New Nickname: The Lie Teller

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 23 June 2020

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Members of the White House press corps have noticed that when McEnany is lying, she tends to squint.

CHICAGO – Many of the nation’s leading psychologists, including Harvard University professor, Galileo W. Quicksmith, have said that White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, is basically a female clone of President Trump.

The professor said, if one did not know any better, one would swear that the little blonde pixie had sprung from DJT’s loins.

Professor Quicksmith has aptly nicknamed McEnany "The Lie Teller".

It is certainly no secret that every member of Trump’s staff and base will swallow all of his thousands and thousands of endless lies, hook, line, and sinker, as the Norwegian sardine fishermen say.

Kayleigh, which means ‘given to fibbing’ in Bohemian, has been given shots that indoctrinated her into acting exactly as mean, heartless, and cruel as her orange-colored boss.

Professor Quicksmith wrote in an article which appeared in The Right Coast Revue, that McEnany actually practices lying in front of a mirror in her White House office, which POTUS secretly refers to as the Doll House.

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