Funny story: Trump At West Point Graduation

Trump At West Point Graduation

Don’t you just know after about the 20th salute, Trump hated the thought of having to salute each West Point graduate? And only 1,087 to go. The physical exercise of the salute was more strenuous than proudly signing his name on documents in the O…

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Funny story: Confused Nazis protect statue of Churchill

Confused Nazis protect statue of Churchill

A group of right-wing thugs spent this afternoon pissing in the street and yelling racist slogans around a statue of Winston Churchill in central London. They claimed to be defending the war leader's statue from anti-racist protesters who had threate...

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Funny story: CIA Ops Create "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone"

CIA Ops Create "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone"

SEATTLE, WA - After several public and humiliating failures, the CIA has successfully established a base for regime change in the Northwest region of the United States. Using ANTIFA and BLM as front groups to initiate covert disruption of public orde...

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Funny story: A Man is Injured Trying to Break Into an ATM with a Hand Grenade

A Man is Injured Trying to Break Into an ATM with a Hand Grenade

FARGO, North Dakota – An unemployed pharmacist was arrested, earlier today, after he tried to break into a First Pioneer Bank ATM machine using a hand grenade. Dr. Abner P. Hogwood, who received second-degree injuries, was asked by police why in t…

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Funny story: SPD Ordered to Not Use Tear Gas on Protestors: Respond With a Brutal New Tactic

SPD Ordered to Not Use Tear Gas on Protestors: Respond With a Brutal New Tactic

Judge Richard Jones has banned police in Seattle from using tear gas or pepper spray against protestors. The Seattle Police Department (“SPD”) responded by unveiling a new tactic that quickly dispersed demonstrators. Critics are concerned that poli...

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Attacked By Trump, Who Says The Only Life That Matters Is His Own

Black Lives Matter Attacked By Trump, Who Says The Only Life That Matters Is His Own

After the anti-racism protests held in countries across the world, as well as in Racism's spiritual homeland - the US - President Donald Trump has spoken out to deny that 'black lives matter', and has asserted that NO lives matter except his own.

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Funny story: Senior Technical Writer And Corporate Manager At Healthcare Company Makes Official Apology For Self-Destructive Weekend Behavior

Senior Technical Writer And Corporate Manager At Healthcare Company Makes Official Apology For Self-Destructive Weekend Behavior

Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Fully expecting a rational and highly-collaborative online discussion on how to select a proper medium through which to facilitate and transfer comprehension of extraordinarily complex updates in healthcare technology to hospit...

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Funny story: NASCAR Bans the Confederate Flag – Fans Are Fit-to-Be-Tied

NASCAR Bans the Confederate Flag – Fans Are Fit-to-Be-Tied

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There has never been a bigger change in the 72-year history of NASCAR than the change that has just taken place. The change came about after written complaints, which were initiated by NASCAR driver, Bubba Wallace, who hap...

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Funny story: Howard Stern Has Reportedly Said That President Trump Should Bite The Bullet and Resign For the Good of The Country

Howard Stern Has Reportedly Said That President Trump Should Bite The Bullet and Resign For the Good of The Country

NEW YORK CITY – Howard Stern, the “Shock Jock” who has never been shy about stating his beliefs, has told the Baltimore Implier-Journal newspaper that President “Agent Orange” needs to stop acting like a spoiled diva and resign for the good of the na...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Says She is Closing the Muffin Shop

Katy Perry Says She is Closing the Muffin Shop

HOLLYWOOD – Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have announced that they are expecting their first child later this year. Katy, who is 35, recently told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Gazebo Serengeti that she has never been pregnant before and she had no idea th...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Reveals That Since Sheltering-in-Place Her Ass Has Gained 2-Inches

Jennifer Lopez Reveals That Since Sheltering-in-Place Her Ass Has Gained 2-Inches

NEW YORK CITY – Jennifer Lopez (aka J.Lo) told Voodoo Dupree with Glambuoyant Magazine that all this sheltering-in-place is wreaking havoc on her weight control regimen. She pointed out that when she is on the road performing nightly concerts, she...

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery

Sofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery

HOLLYWOOD – The gorgeously sexy Colombian bombshell, Sofia Vergara, has stated that, contrary to rumors, that have been put out by the White House, she is not planning on getting a breast reduction. Vergara, who starred in the sit-com “Modern Fami...

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Funny story: Football Referees Will ALL Have Coronavirus Symptoms

Football Referees Will ALL Have Coronavirus Symptoms

As the return of football gets ever nearer to its restart, and the completion of the 2019/20 season, it's been announced that ALL of the referees and linesmen officiating at matches will be suffering with COVID-19 symptoms. The strange decision ha...

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Funny story: Man Sets Out To Re-invent The Wheel

Man Sets Out To Re-invent The Wheel

A man who has, clearly, got a few slates missing, has astounded his family, friends and neighbors by informing them that he is to try to re-invent the wheel. The wheel, which has been used since ancient times - before even 1950 - has become an ind…

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Funny story: News You Missed During Protests, Fires and Looting

News You Missed During Protests, Fires and Looting

Spoof News HQ, Shangri-La, Kunlun Mts, China. For nearly two weeks newscasts, both television and radio, have focused so heavily on the Floyd protests and their ancillary activities such as fires and looting, that most news junkies have been unable…

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