There were 519 spoof news stories published in July 2020. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Stupid Baby Name Update

Stupid Baby Name Update

A baby boy who was born early on Monday morning and whose teenaged parents saddled it with a stupid name, has, this morning, been given another name, or rather, he's been re-named, with an even more stupid and particularly obscure name from the world…

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Funny story: The U.S. Supreme Court Has Ruled 7-2 That President Trump Has To Release His Tax Records

The U.S. Supreme Court Has Ruled 7-2 That President Trump Has To Release His Tax Records

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that all Democrats are loving, and about which most Republicans are saying WTF, the highest court in the land has thumbed their noses up at Trump. The Trumpster is fit to be tied, and has already worked overtime tweeti…

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Funny story: Daring Social Media Maverick Re-posts "Banned" Graphic on Facebook

Daring Social Media Maverick Re-posts "Banned" Graphic on Facebook

House wife and self declared internet crusader, Betsy Mcflangerhanger, recently re-posted a graphic that came up on her news feed despite the graphic's warning that it had been removed from Facebook. Mrs. McFlangerhanger described the moment she…

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Funny story: The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

NEW YORK CITY – The commissioner of the NBA has just put out some bad news for pro basketball hungry fans. Adam Silver told Sports Balls Illustrated that because of the Coronavirus numbers on the rise, the NBA season may be scrapped. One die-ha…

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Funny story: Man Fondly Recalls The Dooleys

Man Fondly Recalls The Dooleys

A man who was idly daydreaming the other day, started to think about music from his childhood, and remembered that the first 7" vinyl single record he ever bought was The Dooleys 1974 Eurovision Song Contest entry, 'Hands Across the Sea'. Tatty M…

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Funny story: As Leicester is plunged back into lockdown Matt Hancock said that the City has plunged before so it can plunge again but he’s confident Leicester folk are plunge resistant.

As Leicester is plunged back into lockdown Matt Hancock said that the City has plunged before so it can plunge again but he’s confident Leicester folk are plunge resistant.

Due to the pernicious impact of previous outbreaks of Leicester’s cultural heritage, such as Showaddywaddy, Engelbert Humperdinck, and Gary Lineker, the Prime Minister has said: ‘We’ll have a ring of steel round the place in hours. We can’t let any o…

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Funny story: Man Found Woman Asleep In His House

Man Found Woman Asleep In His House

In a strange incident reminiscent of a scene from the children's fairy story, 'Goldilocks and the Three Bears', a man has spoken of how he came home to discover an unknown woman asleep in his house. The incident happened earlier this afternoon whe…

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Funny story: Ghislaine Maxwell Denies Meeting President Trump (And Other Denials)

Ghislaine Maxwell Denies Meeting President Trump (And Other Denials)

There were denials and counter-denials aplenty today, as Ghislaine Maxwell, the former girlfriend of sex pest, Jeffrey Epstein, crept out from under a stone to face an investigation into her own role in the shenanigans. In the last few days, Presi…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Never Met Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell – Hmmm, Photos Don't Lie

Donald Trump Says He Never Met Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell – Hmmm, Photos Don't Lie

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President of the United States has again shown that he is addicted to lying. As many have said, the man could not tell the truth if he was offered 50 Big Macs. His brain is programmed to lie, lie, lie, and lie a whole bun…

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Funny story: Enhanced Interrogation supervisor under investigation as she failed to provide protective face masks for clients

Enhanced Interrogation supervisor under investigation as she failed to provide protective face masks for clients

Since the Coronavirus pandemic put many full-time enhanced interrogators on furlough, there has been a shocking reduction in protection for staff, with many chambers not even providing a first aid kit. Freelance interrogator, Mr. E. Gore, of McLe…

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Funny story: Man Was Awoken At 5am By Music At Neighbors' Wedding

Man Was Awoken At 5am By Music At Neighbors' Wedding

A man whose neighbors are having a two-day wedding celebration for one of their daughters, has told of how he was rudely wrenched from his repose this morning, when unpleasant wailing music was blasted out of huge speakers at 5am. Moys Kenwood, 5…

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Funny story: Taco Bell Unveils Their Brand New Name

Taco Bell Unveils Their Brand New Name

IRVINE, California – The Taco Bell Corporation has decided that, after using the name for almost 60 years, it is time for a change. The Taco Bell Board of Directors, after conducting dozens of research surveys throughout the country, have agreed t…

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Funny story: Gun-Totin' Bible-Thumpin' Confederate-Flag-Wavin' Rednecks Find Peace through Meditation

Gun-Totin' Bible-Thumpin' Confederate-Flag-Wavin' Rednecks Find Peace through Meditation

(Funny Story) After Nepalese monk, Trungpye Dharmaprajna, successfully snatched the pebble from his master's hand, he spent forty days in deep meditation before deciding on the next phase of his journey. "My master agreed to send me and a handful…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Really Hates Schools

Donald Trump Really Hates Schools

Donald Trump must hate schools. He had his big sister do his homework, apparently because he was unable to do his homework. Teachers must have noticed the different handwriting and after school time for Trump. The whole class must have known he was a…

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Funny story: Pele, The Hall of Fame Brazilian Soccer Player, Has Just Been Named President of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

Pele, The Hall of Fame Brazilian Soccer Player, Has Just Been Named President of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

SAO PAULO, Brazil – One of the greatest soccer players to ever kick a soccer ball, has just become the president of one of Brazil’s most prestigious soccer teams. The owner of the Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Senor Ricardo de Ricardo, is thrilled t…

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Funny story: Man Becomes Frightened After Reading Bitcoin Advert

Man Becomes Frightened After Reading Bitcoin Advert

A man whose acquaintances often joke about him being a bit of a "dinosaur", has told them of a recent incident when he read an advert on the internet that he didn't understand, and was left in a state of fright. The advert, which can be seen above…

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Funny story: Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet

Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet

Details of a report commissioned by the World Health Organization (WHO) into how viruses spread throughout large communities, have been leaked to at least one member of the press, who has gone public with the information. The WHO commissioned the…

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Funny story: EastEnders episodes will be shorter and use CGI on set to compensate for social distancing - unfortunately 20 minutes will still feel like 30 minutes

EastEnders episodes will be shorter and use CGI on set to compensate for social distancing - unfortunately 20 minutes will still feel like 30 minutes

The filming of British soap EastEnders will adopt digital technology to meet social distancing requirements. Actor, Jake Woods, said: ‘CGI is amazing. I film my scenes at home sat on the toilet but with CGI it looks I’m in someone else’s home sat on…

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Funny story: Deutsche Bank penalized and pays $150m for Jeffrey Epstein ties - but not the one he used to commit suicide

Deutsche Bank penalized and pays $150m for Jeffrey Epstein ties - but not the one he used to commit suicide

The beleaguered financial institution Deutsche Bank are reviewing their questionable investment in Jeffrey Epstein’s collection of fine silk ties, as it could be regarded as distasteful. Brinhilda Von B’Lox, the bank's risk analyst, said ‘Epstein…

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Says Superman, James Bond, Should Be Black

Black Lives Matter Says Superman, James Bond, Should Be Black

The world of entertainment was in a virtual state of flux this evening, after the Black Lives Matter organization announced their intention to protest over what they are calling, racist stereotypes in the field of acting. Primary targets within BL…

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Funny story: A Scientist Has Discovered That Cicadas Have Been Sent From Outer Space in Order To Irritate The Citizens of Earth

A Scientist Has Discovered That Cicadas Have Been Sent From Outer Space in Order To Irritate The Citizens of Earth

BOSTON – One of the most respected entomologists in the country has just made an amazing discovery. Dr. Kamayaki Susu, who is the head of the Boston College School of Entomology, stated that he has been studying cicadas for 41 years. He express…

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Funny story: 50% off meals will reinvigorate hospitality sector - but lardy lockdown bingers fear meals will simply be half size

50% off meals will reinvigorate hospitality sector - but lardy lockdown bingers fear meals will simply be half size

The government's post-Coronavirus strategy will support ailing restaurants and tackle the lockdown binging obesity crisis by providing half a meal, at full price, for fatties. ‘This government isn’t going to sit on its arse, we’ve got an appetit…

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Funny story: Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie

Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie

Leeds, England - James Muddfield, 36, is suing his friend, Peter Swagwich, over a childish prank which led to some very severe consequences. "It happened right after Arsenal's embarrassing 5-0 loss to Chelsea on Saturday night. Pete and I had a wa…

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Funny story: Washington Redskins rename and are now called Washington Tomato-Skins!

Washington Redskins rename and are now called Washington Tomato-Skins!

There are no stones left to be turned over ever since the BLM movement sped round the planet like Concorde did many years ago. Anything that resembles color, ethnic background, ethnic minorities, or race-related events, is now being exposed, and that…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Wants To Leave Manchester United

Harry Maguire Wants To Leave Manchester United

You couldn't make it up! Only two weeks after the official restart of the Premier League season, and Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has said that he wants to leave Old Trafford in the summer! Roundly criticised for his inept performa…

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Funny story: Spoof writer claims that longer and longer headlines involving President Trump, Tom Brady, the Houston Astros, the NFL, NBA, and MLB are leaving less and less space for other writers' stories in that little yellow box on the front page

Spoof writer claims that longer and longer headlines involving President Trump, Tom Brady, the Houston Astros, the NFL, NBA, and MLB are leaving less and less space for other writers' stories in that little yellow box on the front page

A sometime contributor to a satirical news website has said that the recent increase in longer and longer headlines involving President Donald Trump, Tom Brady of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the Houston Astros, the NBA, NFL, and MLB, are leaving less a…

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Funny story: Oceanic Scientists Say That It’s Time We Changed the Name of The Sperm Whales

Oceanic Scientists Say That It’s Time We Changed the Name of The Sperm Whales

MIAMI – Some of the nation’s leading oceanic scientists have commented that it is time we changed the name of sperm whales. The whales were first discovered by Portuguese explorer, Valdivino Bernardo Sperm in late November of 1617. V.B. actuall…

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Funny story: Ivanka Advice: Find Something New, Like A Leg Wax

Ivanka Advice: Find Something New, Like A Leg Wax

Well, Ivanka Trump was not exactly suggesting that just you the unemployed, on welfare or food stamps, homeless or living by the grace of food banks, Find something new. She was also trying to gingerly suggest to daddy that maybe it was time that…

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Funny story: Trump suggests golf game to decide election

Trump suggests golf game to decide election

President Trump tweeted this morning that a game of golf should decide the 2020 US election, to avoid what he claims are "fake voters" that would corrupt the result. "A lot of people say it's the best way to decide who should be president," said T…

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Funny story: Man Reading Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' Forced To Abandon It After 'Brain Freeze'

Man Reading Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' Forced To Abandon It After 'Brain Freeze'

A man who had taken on the literary challenge of reading the literary classic, 'The Idiot' by Russian novelist, Fyodor Dostoevsky, has revealed how he became so bogged down in the author's excessively verbose style, that he felt obliged, on health gr…

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Funny story: Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber

Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber

Boris Johnson is concerned that his message for everyone to wear masks in shops, banks and post offices may be taken advantage of. ‘Business has been slow,’ said Robbie the Robber, ‘but this idea of Boris’, everyone wearing masks, is great, as no…

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Funny story: Man Has Decided To Get Fit

Man Has Decided To Get Fit

In keeping with medical advice that everyone should take regular exercise, and taking advantage of the opportunity that the Coronavirus lockdown has provided him with, one man in his 'twilight years' has decided to 'get with the program', and to star…

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Funny story: Man Decides Yoga Is Not For Him

Man Decides Yoga Is Not For Him

It's been difficult, for some people, to find things to do to occupy their time during the Coronavirus lockdown, but one man who took up Yoga has, after a brief struggle, decided that the activity is not really his 'cup of tea'. Moys Kenwood, 57,...

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Funny story: Trump Forgets To Add A Few Living Folks To His National Garden Of Heroes

Trump Forgets To Add A Few Living Folks To His National Garden Of Heroes

The latest distraction from the deadly coronavirus and the Clorox solution, Russian bounty money to kill U.S. soldiers, Mexico and the wall, the Michael Flynn case, the Roger Stone case, the Jeffrey Epstein case, the Ghislaine Maxwell case, the Mary…

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Funny story: A band once popular on MySpace is rocked by lead singer joining a covers band

A band once popular on MySpace is rocked by lead singer joining a covers band

The band, Silicon Weather, who once had hundreds of followers on MySpace, are now in a state of shock after their lead singer, Richie Yellow, 41, abandoned all musical integrity, and joined a covers band. Johnny the guitarist, 43, said ‘I don’t un…

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Funny story: Corner Shop Is Now Shut

Corner Shop Is Now Shut

It's not the first business to suffer from the finger of fate during the Coronavirus Lockdown, and it certainly won't be the last, but a shop at the corner of two streets in one man's neighbourhood appears to have closed down at some stage recently -…

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Funny story: Black rats not responsible for Mongolian bubonic plague!

Black rats not responsible for Mongolian bubonic plague!

The world knows who to blame for the Coronavirus, but the world is now looking at yet another virus that could lock us all down again; bubonic plague, better known as 'Black Death', is back again. Luckily, this outbreak occurred a million miles a…

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Funny story: Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

Christmas To Be Delayed Until Next Year

In what's been described as the craziest plan ever hatched, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that, due to the ongoing worries of a Coronavirus 'second wave', and even more embarrassment over his handling of the pandemic, Christmas in the UK...

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Funny story: ‘Hi, Bros. I’m having a tough time’ Letter from Bank of England Governor to chancellor loses its formality

‘Hi, Bros. I’m having a tough time’ Letter from Bank of England Governor to chancellor loses its formality

The BoE Governor, Andrew Bailey, has a duty to inform the Chancellor whenever national finances aren’t on track, but a leaked copy reveals ‘Could we perhaps reverse things and instead I’ll write when things are looking better? That means I won’t have…

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Funny story: Football clubs are under pressure to review their names so no one is offended - Arsenal are twitching

Football clubs are under pressure to review their names so no one is offended - Arsenal are twitching

British teams are considering name changes in response to sensitive public opinion. ‘Public opinion is like a powder keg,' said the Arsenal chairman. 'If we get this wrong, the result could be explosive.’ Manchester City’s new owner, Billy O’L…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Kept Promise To Make America Grate Again

Donald Trump Has Kept Promise To Make America Grate Again

As President Donald Trump stumbles from disaster to disaster to disaster, through initial inactivity over the Coronavirus, overactivity in prescribing its miraculous bleaching agent 'cure', and heavy-handed reactivity in his recent 'mob dispersal tec…

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Funny story: President Trump Punches Woman In Face

President Trump Punches Woman In Face

There was trouble at the White House this morning, after President Donald Trump became angry with a woman journalist, leapt from his podium, and punched the woman full in the mouth. The woman was knocked unconscious. White House security guards…

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Funny story: COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

COVID-19 Could Mean Lock-Down for Six More Years

WASHINGTON DC - The World Health Organization (WHO) has issued an Urgent Situation Update for the Coronavirus Pandemic. The top WHO official, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, warned nations that "the worst is yet to come." Much of the concern came…

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Funny story: ‘Vegans taste good. Organic Vegans Taste Better’ claim modern Eco-Friendly Cannibals

‘Vegans taste good. Organic Vegans Taste Better’ claim modern Eco-Friendly Cannibals

Modern cannibalism in this country is under threat due to a small number of old school cannibals eating non-vegans. ‘The public is oblivious to the destructive elements within our movement,’ said Brenda O’Lox from the Nice Cannibals Alliance. ‘Eat…

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Funny story: Kanye West Endorsed by GOP for November Election

Kanye West Endorsed by GOP for November Election

Kanye West announced on Saturday, July 4th, 2020, that he would be entering the presidential race. Kayleigh McEnany, spokesperson for the White House, announced that Donald Trump would not be seeking a second term, but would, instead, endorse Wes…

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Funny story: Kylie Jenner Wants To Buy Revlon and Covergirl

Kylie Jenner Wants To Buy Revlon and Covergirl

LOS ANGELES – The richest of all of the Kardashian klan has just told the Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres news agency that she would like to purchase two giant makeup companies, Revlon and Covergirl. Kylie, the self-made billionaire, said that, ever sinc…

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Funny story: Niger And Nigeria Consider Namechanges

Niger And Nigeria Consider Namechanges

The furore over the recent racist violence perpetrated on innocent black civilians in the US, and the subsequent unrest, shows no signs of abating, and, this morning, comes the news that two countries are seriously considering changing their names, t…

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Funny story: Man Was Personally Asked To Stop Dog And Cat Meat Trade

Man Was Personally Asked To Stop Dog And Cat Meat Trade

A man who was merely minding his own business perusing the pages of a satirical news website, has told how he was affronted with an image of live dogs in a cage, and an order to: "Stop the Dog and Cat Meat Trade" and to: "TAKE ACTION TODAY"…

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Funny story: Bruce Wayne, Gotham City billionaire, joins presidential race

Bruce Wayne, Gotham City billionaire, joins presidential race

Behind the mask, it is easy to hide, but Gotham City's most prominent VIP has decided to 'come out', because he feels, if a multi-millionaire rapper, married to a lovely-shaped bum can defeat Trump - why can't he? Usually seen with his mask on, an…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Never, Ever Get The Coronavirus

President Trump Says He Will Never, Ever Get The Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – The President flew into New York City to make a special appearance on the Sean Hannity Show. Trump informed Hannity that he will never, ever come down with the Chinese Checker Coronavirus King Kong Flu. He was asked how in the w…

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Funny story: Severely Dehydrated Local Man Suffering Mid-Life Crisis Screams That He Doesn't Want To Waste His Life Mowing Lawns Anymore

Severely Dehydrated Local Man Suffering Mid-Life Crisis Screams That He Doesn't Want To Waste His Life Mowing Lawns Anymore

Platteville, Wisconsin. Profoundly loaded with PTSD and tons of irreversible emotional baggage from his highly traumatizing 56 minutes of mowing a quarter-mile stretch of lawn at Excel Brushworks Inc., 44-year-old part-time janitor Luke Wesley despe…

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Funny story: Man Who Gets Cramp Got It Last Night

Man Who Gets Cramp Got It Last Night

A man who is often tortured by extreme attacks of muscular cramp in his lower left leg, has revealed how, last night, he was tortured by extreme attacks of muscular cramp in his lower left leg. Moys Kenwood, 57, who is fully aware of how his lack…

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Funny story: A federal judge has dismissed President’s Trump law suit challenging the result of the future November election

A federal judge has dismissed President’s Trump law suit challenging the result of the future November election

The US President petitioned the court to reject the outcome of the election if he loses, on the ground that any result which does not see him re-elected “must be fraudulent”. Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Guilliani, argued that the November 2020 election w…

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Funny story: Man Has Hurt His Back Doing Something

Man Has Hurt His Back Doing Something

It's been reported that a man who woke this morning to a quite severe twinge of pain in his back, must have hurt himself doing something yesterday. The incident happened without prior warning when Moys Kenwood, 57, heaved himself out of his bed at...

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Funny story: Man Will Keep Plugging Away

Man Will Keep Plugging Away

It's not easy maintaining a normal routine during the ongoing Coronavirus lockdown, but, for one man, it's been an opportunity to 'knuckle down', to test his resolve, and to show what he's made of in these testing times. Moys Kenwood, 57, has been…

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Funny story: Top secret criminal network has been penetrated by Cressida Dick’s crack squad

Top secret criminal network has been penetrated by Cressida Dick’s crack squad

‘The success of this operation will spoil things for criminals for weeks or days, or at least until this afternoon,’ said Commissioner Dick. ‘I am convinced this is a major contribution to the disruption of organised crime and even some disorganised…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Reveals What President Trump’s Tax Records Will Show

Rudy Giuliani Reveals What President Trump’s Tax Records Will Show

NEW YORK CITY – President Trump’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, says that he has designated Rudy Giuliani to inform the media of some of the items that the President’s tax returns will reveal. The former mayor of New York City remarked that o…

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Funny story: German cat has 'Fly-Phobia' - unheard of before!

German cat has 'Fly-Phobia' - unheard of before!

Eifel, Germany: A cat has been discovered with a quite unique phobia, and has been sent to the Robert Koch Institute, Munich, for further examination. A farm cat, non-domestic, named Anton, not from Tyrol, was seen twitching, blinking and running for…

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Funny story: New Corona Symptom: Severe Hunger For Bats?

New Corona Symptom: Severe Hunger For Bats?

Atlanta, GA - On Tuesday, scientists at the CDC announced an array of new symptoms that may occur during a COVID-19 infection. The researchers warned that a runny nose, sore throat and congestion are being added to the list of misery that comes wi…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick to Star in a Reality Show on The Bravo Network

NEW YORK CITY – The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, and former NASCAR racer, Danica Patrick, have agreed to star in a reality show. Rodgers said that he and his stunningly…

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Funny story: Man Went On Playground Swings, And Felt Sick

Man Went On Playground Swings, And Felt Sick

A man who visited a local playground with his wife and two children, yesterday afternoon, joined them in riding on the slide and the swings, but may have swung too zealously, and ended up feeling rather sick. Moys Kenwood, 57, clapped his hands an…

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Funny story: Looters Complain About Macy's Return Policy

Looters Complain About Macy's Return Policy

BILLINGSGATE POST: War is Hell. To the Victor belong the spoils...Blah, Blah and more Blah. Alexander the Great wasn’t called “Great” because he loved children and dogs. Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun struck fear into the hearts of the peoples of W…

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Funny story: Trump Gas Or A Non-Speaking Russian Army?

Trump Gas Or A Non-Speaking Russian Army?

Trump used the U.S. Military to clear out Lafayette Square in Washington, DC, even though the Defense Secretary Esper didn’t know what was happening, or the destination of his walk, and the Bible thing. Or so he said. But he may have been sprayed wit…

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Funny story: International tabloid / Broadsheet sleazy headlines 13/07/2020!

International tabloid / Broadsheet sleazy headlines 13/07/2020!

After the enormous success of scavenging sleazy headlines from sleazy UK tabloids / Broadsheets, Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army), decides to send his global roach, very sleazy reporters, all over the globe to expand his operations and h…

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Funny story: Trump Promotes More Mexican Products

Trump Promotes More Mexican Products

Washington, D.C. - After Trump gave his orange thumbs-up to GOYA beans and spices on Wednesday, White House pollsters surveyed a half percent favorability bump from Mexican/American voters. With that news, Trump's re-election team hit the ground r…

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Funny story: Man Asked Girl What She Was Looking At

Man Asked Girl What She Was Looking At

A man who was sitting talking to his wife in their shop next to their house this morning, suddenly became aware he was being stared at by one of his step-daughter's teenage friends, and asked her what she was looking at. Moys Kenwood, 57, was deep…

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Funny story: Spit-a-Long-a-Don

Spit-a-Long-a-Don

In his desperate quest to convince Americans of the utterly benign effects of Covid-19, President Donald Trump will be spitting on his audience at the next rally of Republicans, and will invite them to spit on each other as evidence of the total harm…

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Funny story: Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album

Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album

With US politics turning veritable somersaults during the last few years, latest 'contender for the crown', rapper, Kanye West, has said that, not only does he want to be America's second black president, he also wants to make history as the first se…

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Funny story: Man Was Embarrassed By Runny Nose

Man Was Embarrassed By Runny Nose

A man who had caught a mild seasonal cold has described how he became embarrassed by the way that his nose was so 'runny', that it resembled a leaky tap from which droplets of water were constantly dripping. Moys Kenwood, 57, first noticed that so...

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Funny story: Washington Under Pressure To Drop The Name 'Washington'

Washington Under Pressure To Drop The Name 'Washington'

As the tidal wave of race equality surges on, gathering pace and momentum, it's been revealed that very name of the capital, itself, is in the sights of the Black Lives Matter movement, and, some might say, with good cause. Washington, DC, was nam…

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Funny story: Tokyo's Olympic Sex Doll Mascots Are Very Deflated

Tokyo's Olympic Sex Doll Mascots Are Very Deflated

Tokyo, Japan - The 14-foot-tall Olympic sex doll mascots, Kinki and Minki, are very depressed about the Games being cancelled this summer, and moved back to 2021. "They won't even wear their volleyball bikinis!" explained Titzi Wowi, the mascots'…

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Funny story: Ghislaine Maxwell Says That In-N-Out Burger is Her Favorite Hamburger Franchise

Ghislaine Maxwell Says That In-N-Out Burger is Her Favorite Hamburger Franchise

IRVINE, California - The In-N-Out hamburger chain commented that they do not recall sex pervert Ghislaine Maxwell ever eating at their establishment as she has stated. Maxwell told one of the jail guards who is guarding her that her favorite hambu…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Personal Physician Reveals That Physically and Mentally Things Are Starting To Look Very, Very Bad For POTUS

President Trump’s Personal Physician Reveals That Physically and Mentally Things Are Starting To Look Very, Very Bad For POTUS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has not wanted to put this out, but POTUS is suffering from several maladies that are starting to affect his mental and physical well-being. Dr. Fu Fi, said that the Preside…

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Funny story: President Trump Defended By Eminent Psychologist Over Lying

President Trump Defended By Eminent Psychologist Over Lying

In a magazine interview which few will be able to believe, and not without a certain tinge of irony, an eminent psychologist has defended President Trump against claims that he is dishonest and deceitful, by offering a typically complex explanation…

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Funny story: Fringe theatre organisers distressed as one production is a happy play

Fringe theatre organisers distressed as one production is a happy play

The play ‘My happy childhood, successful career and great marriage’ has shocked fringe theatre organisers, as the audience didn’t leave, wanting to commit suicide. “I’ve been curating the ‘The Swinge’ (The Swindon Fringe) since before the mass aud…

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Funny story: Ant eating will save the world, not the ants!

Ant eating will save the world, not the ants!

Scientists have discovered that eating certain species of ants could save half of the world from starvation, and those who are obese, and love junk food, should be forced to eat ants to save astronomical health costs and airlines enlarging their seat…

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Funny story: ‘The Grapes of Wrath’ is not about wine production as a form of anger management

‘The Grapes of Wrath’ is not about wine production as a form of anger management

As book shops reopen, Waterstones have been dealing with a string of complaints regarding fraudulent book titles. Avid angry reader, Brenda O’Lox, alleges that ‘Catch 22’ contains nothing about fishing. ‘It is just utter madness!’ She was also ve…

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Funny story: Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race

Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump, the woman who knows the President more than anyone else, has just made an astounding prediction. The First Lady told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that, in their 20 years of marriage, she has never seen he…

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Funny story: Trump University Has Just Announced That it is Cancelling it’s 2020 Football Season

Trump University Has Just Announced That it is Cancelling it’s 2020 Football Season

NEW YORK CITY – The coach of the Trump University Titans football team, has just stated that that they are cancelling the 2020 collegiate football season. Coach Bilbo “Ding Dong” Shasta, 74, stated that the reason is not because 24 of the players…

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Funny story: New graduate actor denies she’s wacky

New graduate actor denies she’s wacky

A new graduate actor denied claiming she’s wacky, just really enthusiastic, a bit zany perhaps and fit to explode into a rainbow of psychedelic imaginative ideas. Portia Portia, so good her parents named her twice, and goes by the affectionate nic…

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Funny story: Man Admits He Was Wrong About Football Team

Man Admits He Was Wrong About Football Team

A man who, during a telephone conversation with his mother back in February, made the solid assertion that their local football team already had enough points so that they could not possibly be relegated, has admitted that his confidence at that time…

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Funny story: Police To Show LGBTQ Support With New Uniform Design

Police To Show LGBTQ Support With New Uniform Design

For too long now, the police have been seen as an instrument of oppression, a 'toy of the rich', and the enemy of minority groups, but that's all set to change next year, when new police uniforms will be worn in support of the LGBTQ movement. The…

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Funny story: ‘Schindler’s List’ to be reimagined by sleazy director known for inappropriate shower scenes

‘Schindler’s List’ to be reimagined by sleazy director known for inappropriate shower scenes

Religious leaders are concerned about a ‘Schindler's List’ remake from director Billy O’Lox, known for his infamous ‘Mother Teresa - - the pole dancing years’. “I like to bring color, sparkle and a bit of razzmatazz to my films, but I’m not chea…

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Funny story: German Jew Scolded for Refusing to Wear Piece of Cloth

German Jew Scolded for Refusing to Wear Piece of Cloth

BERLIN, GERMANY—Amid a national emergency and crumbling economy, two members of a Jewish family find themselves on opposite sides of the political discussion. One of the men, a businessman by the name of Josef Judenstein, refuses to abide by the law…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The entire Trump klan has refused to wear the medical masks like every intelligent human being in the nation is doing. DJT thinks that he is immune, simply because he is rich, handsome, a Republican, and the Electoral College pr…

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Funny story: Baby Given Stupid Name

Baby Given Stupid Name

It's always a blissful experience when babies are born, with parents gazing lovingly at their new addition, its beautiful eyes, adorable nose, little fingers and toes, and, in order to cause maximum embarrassment to its grandparents, wondering what k…

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Funny story: Is Donald Trump Turning Into A Typhoid Annie?

Is Donald Trump Turning Into A Typhoid Annie?

Sort of like Typhoid Annie, Donald Trump is leaving a surge of coronavirus patients in the wake of his campaign rallies. Gathered in enclosed facilities with over 5,000 cheering and coughing enthusiastic attendees, a few days following Trump’s one-ho…

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Funny story: Man Doesn't Know Why He Bothers

Man Doesn't Know Why He Bothers

A man who has been 'locked-down' since March due to worries over the spread of the Coronavirus, had, until recently, tried to maintain an air of normality about his everyday routine, but now feels it's all pointless, and says he doesn't really know w…

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Funny story: President Trump Incontinence Claim

President Trump Incontinence Claim

It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his pre…

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Funny story: Trump: Election Surprise in Store

Trump: Election Surprise in Store

The one thing we know about Donald Trump is that he will unleash some sort of surprise on us prior to the November election. Right now, his reelection looks like a long shot, and he is unlikely to go stoically about business as usual, and gracefully…

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Funny story: Dutch woman attempts to get her pizza dough rising with Viagra!

Dutch woman attempts to get her pizza dough rising with Viagra!

Coming from a flat-as-a-pancake nation can have strange effects on Dutch people getting things to rise above sea-level! One Dutch woman, Yolanda Pannekoeken, who continually, desperately attempts to get her pizza dough to rise, has turned to radic…

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Funny story: Crime figures soar after Lockdown ends

Crime figures soar after Lockdown ends

After four months of economic turmoil, in which businesses went bust, bankruptcies went through the roof, and industry and the manufacturing sector were decimated, there was good news at last, today, when it was revealed that crime figures are back t…

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Funny story: Sun Comes Up Again

Sun Comes Up Again

There was good news for fans of stability again, this morning, as, just as it has for the last 8.6billion years of the Earth's history, the Sun rose again over everyone's eastern horizon, bringing a bright, new day to each and every one of us. In…

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Funny story: The PGA Masters Golf Tournament Will Be Removing the Name "Masters"

The PGA Masters Golf Tournament Will Be Removing the Name "Masters"

AUGUSTA, Georgia - After receiving lots and lots of complaints from fair-minded citizens, the Black Lives Matter group, and Oprah Winfrey, the PGA Masters Tournament Association will be changing its name. A spokeswoman stated that they will be dro…

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Finally Addresses the Rumor Regarding Her and Donald Trump

Monica Lewinsky Finally Addresses the Rumor Regarding Her and Donald Trump

SAN FRANCISCO – Monica Lewinsky, who became the most famous White House intern in political history, has decided to come clean regarding that persistent Trump rumor. Lewinsky, who has joined the entertainment world, is now just one of a handful of…

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Funny story: Beach bums refuse to wear masks in Bournemouth!

Beach bums refuse to wear masks in Bournemouth!

Police inspecting beach bums in Bournemouth during a 'UK heatwave', confirmed the fact that the bums - mainly female - were really quite attractive. Some were burnt, but many were mainly a nice cocoa-sun-tanned colour. However, many of the beach b…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Gains a Big Sponsor

Major League Baseball Gains a Big Sponsor

NEW YORK CITY – MLB Commissioner Robert Manfred is very happy that America’s favorite pastime will soon be back in full swing. Manfred wants the fans to know that, in keeping with Coronavirus precautions, every safety measure is being taken to ins...

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Funny story: Trump sex doll doesn’t say much but is very roomy

Trump sex doll doesn’t say much but is very roomy

The new Mark 3 version of this ‘must have’ pleasure toy for those that have everything, is seen as an improvement on the ill-fated Mark 2, ‘The Trumpstein’, a Donald & Jeffrey hybrid. The Mark 2, although favoured by some members of some royal…

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Funny story: Man Wondered Where His Favorite Plate Had Gone

Man Wondered Where His Favorite Plate Had Gone

A man, who many of his acquaintances believe may be a borderline sufferer of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), is reported to have become frustrated, irritated, annoyed and, finally, enraged, when he couldn't find his favorite plate last night, an…

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Funny story: Man Spent Day In Garden, Pulling Weeds

Man Spent Day In Garden, Pulling Weeds

A man who is virtually at the end of his tether with the Coronavirus lockdown, has told of how he spent all day Wednesday in his garden, pulling weeds. Not normally the sort of person that could easily be categorized as green-fingered, Moys Kenwoo…

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Funny story: The Cockatoo Is A Bird With A Strange Name, Says Woman

The Cockatoo Is A Bird With A Strange Name, Says Woman

There are some wonderful creatures in the animal kingdom, with all kinds of amazing characteristics, but there can't be too many with a name as strange as the Cockatoo. And now, a woman who is interested in the subject has spoken out. Wendy Sok…

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