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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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Land Shark Gives Man A Reason To Blame All Of His Problems On

Funny story: Land Shark Gives Man A Reason To Blame All Of His Problems On

For the last two weeks a Silver Spring, MD man, Gerald Bittten, has done nothing but complain about a land shark eating him alive. The man initially made contact with the shark at a Chuck – E-Cheese restaurant in which he was celebrating his nine ye...

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Religious Leaders Threaten to Impeach God if He Doesn't Do a Better Job of Ruling the Planet

Funny story: Religious Leaders Threaten to Impeach God if He Doesn't Do a Better Job of Ruling the Planet

His purportedly eternal tenure notwithstanding, God may be at risk of losing His job as ruler of the planet, say religious leaders, who have threatened to impeach Him if they don't see a marked improvement in His performance. Environmentally progr...

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Teenage Protesters' Plot to Take Over NRA Revealed

Washington, D. C. - Not all the activity at the teenage march on Washington for "common sense" gun control was aimed at convincing legislators to enact tougher and effective laws that might prevent another Parkland tragedy. At high level, secret meet...

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The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

Funny story: The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.”. Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope t...

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Biden and Trump will begin 2020 presidential campaign with fisticuffs and other challenges

Funny story: Biden and Trump will begin 2020 presidential campaign with fisticuffs and other challenges

Last week Mr. Biden stated that as “a damn good athlete” he would be inclined to invite Mr. Trump out behind the high school gym—if they were still in high school. Mr. Trump immediately responded with Mr. Biden as “weak” in various ways and that i...

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Stormy Daniels Named To Head Department of Veteran Affairs

Funny story: Stormy Daniels Named To Head Department of Veteran Affairs

BILLINGSGATE POST: One day after porn star Stormy Daniels appeared on "60 Minutes" to provide intimate details of her alleged affair with Donald Trump at a celebrity golf tournament at Lake Tahoe in 2006, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee S...

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French waiter sacked in Canadian restaurant after telling Brit to 'F' off!!

Funny story: French waiter sacked in Canadian restaurant after telling Brit to 'F' off!!

Vancouver, 26.03.2018: French Canadians are in a state of shock after a Brit went into a restaurant in Vancouver demanding that the waiter on duty speak English, but he couldn't he was French; shock, horror! The altercation became quite loud, and...

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Life Coach Unveils Brilliant Plan for Client to Get a Full-Time Job

Funny story: Life Coach Unveils Brilliant Plan for Client to Get a Full-Time Job

After nine months of deep work identifying core values, assessing top life priorities, and taking a hard look at day-to-day financial realities, Jason Henderson's life coach finally unveiled the professional plan crafted specially for him: find a ful...

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