Nashville Man Makes Yet Another Bad Decision
After a lifetime spent piling up wrongdoings and regrets, 32-year-old Bart Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, made yet another bad decision. “On the spur of the moment, I did a bunch of coke at a party and blew off a job interview at Vanderbilt the ne...
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"Planet B" a mercurial Macron masterpiece has put US congress in 'check mate!" Qui, qui..
It has taken a French master of ze simple philosophical school to come up 'trumps' in Trump's own backgarden and deliver in one slick word what Americans find hard to accept... French philosophy, rather outdated, has arisen from ze ashes to confou...
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Trump Runner Dodges New ACME Golden Pee Pee Anvil
BILLINGSGATE POST: The only thing missing from this Norman Rockwell picture is his signature. The tranquil Sonoran Desert setting, where hundreds of episodes memorializing the epic battles between the Trump Runner and his sinister foil, none other...
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President Trump replaces all Cabinet Positions with mirrors
"It's the best decision I've ever made. The best... and that's saying something, because all of my ideas are amazing!" That's how the president explained his new decision to end the never-ending cycle of high profile position turnover amongst hi...
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Blood Money? Joe Rogan Begins Selling His Blood to Nutrition Supplement Company GNC
Chris Stapleton Tries Hand at City Music
Area Man Doesn’t Know What Constitutional Is
Pope Francis Spotted at International Atheist Convention
Birmingham Man Finds Meaning in the Small Things of Life - Like Paper Clips
Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House
Gun association and erectile dysfunction pill maker in joint venture: Penis Bump Shots!
Swimming BANNED at the Jersey Shore in 2018
Life Continues to Get “Bettor and Bettor” for Gambling Addict
Heathen Teens Struggle to Find Appropriate Expressions of Shock and Dismay
Vice President Pence Announces NASA Mission to Find Heaven
Trump Club Proves Bonding Experience for Diversely Bigoted Florida Family
The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.
The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and their intimidation thu...
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The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller: Round 2
BILLINGSGATE POST:: In the beginning, under the remote skies of the Arizona desert, there was nothing that would draw the eye of the raven into focus quicker than the epic confrontation of the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller. This was before the co...
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ADD Can Lead to Awkward Conversations
Scientists say our addiction to phones and the prevalence of attention deficit disorder (ADD) in both kids and adults can lead to very awkward conversations. To illustrate the problem, researchers at the University of Southwestern Maine University...
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John Bolton’s Hawkish Moustache Declares War on the Rest of His Face
Washington, D. C.—On being appointed National Security Advisor to President Trump, the moustache’s first action was to declare war on the rest of his face. The moustache’s enemy to the south, his mouth, is apparently on military alert against the inv...
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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish
Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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Land Shark Gives Man A Reason To Blame All Of His Problems On
For the last two weeks a Silver Spring, MD man, Gerald Bittten, has done nothing but complain about a land shark eating him alive. The man initially made contact with the shark at a Chuck – E-Cheese restaurant in which he was celebrating his nine ye...
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Religious Leaders Threaten to Impeach God if He Doesn't Do a Better Job of Ruling the Planet
His purportedly eternal tenure notwithstanding, God may be at risk of losing His job as ruler of the planet, say religious leaders, who have threatened to impeach Him if they don't see a marked improvement in His performance. Environmentally progr...
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Teenage Protesters' Plot to Take Over NRA Revealed
Washington, D. C. - Not all the activity at the teenage march on Washington for "common sense" gun control was aimed at convincing legislators to enact tougher and effective laws that might prevent another Parkland tragedy. At high level, secret meet...
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The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People
In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.”. Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope t...
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Biden and Trump will begin 2020 presidential campaign with fisticuffs and other challenges
Last week Mr. Biden stated that as “a damn good athlete” he would be inclined to invite Mr. Trump out behind the high school gym—if they were still in high school. Mr. Trump immediately responded with Mr. Biden as “weak” in various ways and that i...
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Stormy Daniels Named To Head Department of Veteran Affairs
BILLINGSGATE POST: One day after porn star Stormy Daniels appeared on "60 Minutes" to provide intimate details of her alleged affair with Donald Trump at a celebrity golf tournament at Lake Tahoe in 2006, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee S...
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French waiter sacked in Canadian restaurant after telling Brit to 'F' off!!
Vancouver, 26.03.2018: French Canadians are in a state of shock after a Brit went into a restaurant in Vancouver demanding that the waiter on duty speak English, but he couldn't he was French; shock, horror! The altercation became quite loud, and...
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Life Coach Unveils Brilliant Plan for Client to Get a Full-Time Job
After nine months of deep work identifying core values, assessing top life priorities, and taking a hard look at day-to-day financial realities, Jason Henderson's life coach finally unveiled the professional plan crafted specially for him: find a ful...
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