Funny story: Bill Barr Says Trump Tweets Are Making His Job of Doing Sleazy Corrupt Deals in Secret "Extremely Difficult"

Bill Barr Says Trump Tweets Are Making His Job of Doing Sleazy Corrupt Deals in Secret "Extremely Difficult"

Washington - Trump fixer and alleged Attorney General of the United States, William Barr, complained to a reporter yesterday that his boss's tweets and rants to the media were making his job of investigating and trashing Trump's political opponents,...

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Funny story: George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans

George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans

PHILADELPHIA – George Conway, the founder of the Dump Trump 2020 super pac group, was in the City of Brotherly Love to speak before a group of hard-core Republican voters. Conway told the crowd that his number one priority was to see to it that th...

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Funny story: Charleston Woman Enjoys Being Her Own Valentine

Charleston Woman Enjoys Being Her Own Valentine

Through a great deal of personal work and group support, Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, arrived at a point at which she did not need anyone else to be her Valentine; instead, she has become her own Valentine. “It's empowering,” said K...

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Funny story: The President Trump & Attorney General Barr Feud Is Getting Nastier By The Day

The President Trump & Attorney General Barr Feud Is Getting Nastier By The Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. – RumorLand News is reporting that Donald Trump has turned into a rabid, orange-colored pit bull, and is writing nasty tweets about William Barr. The man who Ariana Grande calls “El Orange Estupido”, said that Barr’s recent 65-pou...

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Funny story: Attorney General Bill Barr Finally Grows A Pair and And Socks It To Trump

Attorney General Bill Barr Finally Grows A Pair and And Socks It To Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Attorney General, Bill Barr, seems to finally be changing his tune. The nation’s top Trump ass-kisser told a reporter with The Washington Globe-Express that he had to put his GOP foot down, and tell Trump to stop his inces...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Tells of Smoothing Pavement and Racial Tensions in S.C. Speech

Joe Biden Tells of Smoothing Pavement and Racial Tensions in S.C. Speech

Charleston, S.C. - Joe Biden told a peculiar tale of his adventures with a man named “Afro-Bunny”, a car trunk, and a wild ride down a road full of potholes. An audience of potential Biden supporters were treated to a rambling tale of a teen’s mi...

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Funny story: Trouble In Paradise? Trump And Barr Spat

Trouble In Paradise? Trump And Barr Spat

Is there trouble in paradise between Trump and Lindsey Graham? No, Lindsey is still singing Trump’s tunes. Between Trump and Mitch McConnell? No, Mitch is still percolating for Trump. Trump and Giuliani? No, the mouth is always yapping. Trump and Bil...

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Funny story: Brennan flees to monastery in Lower Moldavia to avoid Barr and Durham

Brennan flees to monastery in Lower Moldavia to avoid Barr and Durham

Ex-CIA Director John Brennan is reported on the run, due to unusual heat from Special Investigator John Durham. On February 13, The New York Times reported: “Durham appears to be pursuing a theory that the C.I.A., under its former Director Jo...

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Funny story: George Conway’s Anti-Trump Super Group Hates POTUS Even More Than They Hate Jock Itch

George Conway’s Anti-Trump Super Group Hates POTUS Even More Than They Hate Jock Itch

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The iNews Agency recently spoke with George Conway, a conservative attorney, who formed the national anti-Trump super pac group known as Dump Trump 2020. Conway, who is married to Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s top adviser and couns...

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Funny story: A New Hampshire Diner Screams At Donald Trump That He’s A Racist

A New Hampshire Diner Screams At Donald Trump That He’s A Racist

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – President Trump stopped off at the Red Russian Diner to have lunch. The Vox Populi News Agency reported that the "Divider-In-Chief" ordered a Triple Meat Burger with double onions and a family order of fries. As he was...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Hits a Wall

Nashville Man Hits a Wall

Kyle Gentry of Nashville, Tennessee, was happily cruising down the road one afternoon in his 2006 Pontiac when he hit a wall – or, more accurately, The Wall. "It was Pink Floyd’s groundbreaking album," Kyle explained. "Someone had hurled it out a...

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Funny story: President Trump To Dump V.P. Mike Pence and Replace Him With Daughter Ivanka on The GOP 2020 Ticket

President Trump To Dump V.P. Mike Pence and Replace Him With Daughter Ivanka on The GOP 2020 Ticket

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Baltimore Beacon-Star is reporting that a White House insider has stated that Vice-President Pence will not be on the GOP’s presidential ticket. An unnamed source said that Trump told one of the White House maids, whose init...

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Funny story: Veterinarian Becomes First to Offer Plastic Surgery for Cows, a.k.a. Moo Jobs

Veterinarian Becomes First to Offer Plastic Surgery for Cows, a.k.a. Moo Jobs

Tapping into what she predicts will be a growing market for animal plastic surgery, veterinarian Dr. Myra Goodrich is now offering cosmetic surgery on cows' udders, a.k.a "moo jobs". "Just like women who aren't pleased with the appearance of their...

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Funny story: Increasing calls for New York to regulate sex cults

Increasing calls for New York to regulate sex cults

With the recent arrest of Lawrence Ray, leader of a sex cult that traced its origins back to a dorm at Sarah Lawrence College, parents and officials in the State of New York are calling upon lawmakers to regulate the state’s burgeoning sex cult indus...

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Funny story: Mass Grave Of Evergreen Trees Found In Western Wyoming

Mass Grave Of Evergreen Trees Found In Western Wyoming

A mass grave of viciously murdered evergreen trees has been uncovered in the popular ski resort town of Jackson Hole, Wyoming, near the Idaho border. The local police were alarmed by this discovery which has horrified residents and visitors alike. Th...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Gets Square with Local Library

Nashville Man Gets Square with Local Library

On a streak of getting clean from alcohol and prescription meds, and clearing out the wreckage of his past, Travis M. of Nashville, Tennessee, began the arduous process of making amends. He apologized to his aging mother for crashing her car when he...

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Funny story: Trump to be Impeached Daily

Trump to be Impeached Daily

Leading Democrats have outlined plans to impeach President Donald J. Trump "all day, every day." After the two-year Mueller Report found no wrongdoings against The Donald, itchy lawmakers waited it out a few months before opening proceedings, aft...

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Funny story: Joe “Go-Go”Biden Is Not Worried About Finishing 5th In The New Hampshire Primary

Joe “Go-Go”Biden Is Not Worried About Finishing 5th In The New Hampshire Primary

MANCHESTER, New Jersey – Joe Biden was relaxing in his hotel suite by shooting dice with some of his campaign workers and a couple of the hotel maids. It was a somewhat somber mood as Biden got clobbered pretty bad by just about every other Democ...

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Funny story: Joe Biden & The Dark Arts: Voter Suppression

Joe Biden & The Dark Arts: Voter Suppression

Many democrats are trying to break with convention. Mayor Pete wants to be the first gay in the White House. Elizabeth Warren wants to be the first female president. Bernie Sanders wants to lead a communist revolution. In America. While all three are...

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Funny story: The Latest Poll Shows That Black Voters Are Sick and Tired of Donald Trump’s “Plantation Antics”

The Latest Poll Shows That Black Voters Are Sick and Tired of Donald Trump’s “Plantation Antics”

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – The Monumental Polling Council has just announced their latest poll regarding Donald Trump. The MPC has released information that clearly shows that the president’s popularity among Black voters has fallen for the 8...

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