Donald Trumps Pay Your Age Build a Wall Offer Falls Flat
POTUS Donald Trumps latest scheme to build a wall between the USA and Mexico has fallen flat after no one turned up. The hapless President had picked up the idea from the famous Build A Bear company, whose Pay Your Age offer was massively over sub...
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Donald Trump Blimp Out Of Control
The Donald Trump blimp - the 20ft-high balloon of the US President, wearing a baby's diaper - which has been flying in the sky above the Houses of Parliament in London since Friday, has broken free of its moorings! The perfectly-coiffeured inflata...
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Trump Combover Now UK's Most Requested Style At Hairdressing Salons
There may have been protests last Friday in London and around the UK, but US President Donald Trump also has his admirers, as has been proven at hairdressing salons up and down the country, with haircuttists saying that the 'Trump combover' is the st...
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Valedictorian Tells Graduates They’re All Doomed
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Pamela Anderson Blows the Whistle on Julian Assange: Exclusive
First Amendment Rewrite
President Trump seen dry humping American flag in Oval Office after Supreme Court decision!
Facebook Knows What You Did Last Summer
The Clown In The White House
Senator Mitch McConnell: I have a Vagina and Can Empathize with Women on Healthcare
Rosenstein and Gowdy get down to it in girlie bar but withhold fisticuffs
Trump's Nominee for Supreme Court - Alabama's Roy Moore
Werewolf Arrested For Eating Too Many People
The Republican Party and Scamatology to Merge, Forming Republicanology
Pence, Cabinet Cabal May Invoke 25th Amendment, Removing Trump
Shocked by the President's erratic behavior and comments during recent weeks, sources close to Vice President Mike Pence reveal that he has been in serious discussions with key members of Donald Trump's cabinet with the intent of declaring him "unab...
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Financial Press Shocked that Government Official Who has 2.5 Billion in Debt Wants Lower Interest Rates
New York - A government official, whose private company owes banks and investors over 2.5 billion dollars through 500 private partnerships, broke long standing protocol and criticized the Federal Reserve Board for raising interest rates, rattling bus...
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Man Decides to Quit Drinking After Company Party
After becoming cognitively confused, pissing in his pants, throwing up all over the place, and saying things to his co-workers that he couldn't remember the next day, local Iowa man, Richard Head, has finally decided to quit drinking. "It just...
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Dentist Does Pain Free Implants While Patient Waits
A Bloomington, Minnesota masochist dentist, Hotep Whip, is offering obtuse faux patients the chance to sit in a waiting room and listen to actual patients screaming and writhing in agony while getting dental treatment. The cost for the faux patient...
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Dr. Hannibal Lecter Describes How He Mounted Robert De Niro
BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the renowned cannibalistic psychiatrist and sometime taxidermist, spoke before the Board of Taxidermy at their international convention in Bora Bora last week describing how he mounted Robert De Niro prior to...
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Trump Finally Releases Enneagram Results
After much controversy and criticism over his unprecedented refusal to disclose certain sensitive personal and financial information, President Donald Trump finally released his Enneagram personality test results. Trump is an Enneagram Type Eight, a...
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Trump Suffering from Separation Anxiety
Washington, DC - President Trump has just been diagnosed with a severe case of separation anxiety. The White House refuses to reveal the cause. Trump's family is with him during all treatments. Melania is now residing with the President at the...
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Nashville Man's Sorrows Learn to Swim
After decades of successfully drowning his sorrows with whiskey, craft brews, and even the occasional black coffee, Nashville man Bryce Rutledge, Jr., was disconcerted to find that those tried-and-true drowning techniques no longer worked; it seemed...
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The World: Donald Trump Is Idiot
Mr Donald Trump is idiot. He is the President of United States of America but he is a very bad man because he stopped the illegal immigrants living with their children. Merde! The children will cry a lot when they are not with their parents.
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Jessica Akrill, Aged 5, Calls Trump 'Nasty'
Jessica Akrill, the 5-year-old who presented the BBC Six O'Clock News recently, has spoken out about the inhumane treatment of Mexican immigrant families by the Trump administration. Jessica was with her mum outside her school this morning as she...
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White House advertising for singers, dancers and choreographers for fall season!
At a press briefing this morning, Sara Huckabee Sanders announced that the White House is advertising for the new fall season. Journalists were totally taken by surprise when she stated that President Trump was looking for singers, dancers, choreogra...
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