Funny story: Architect Criticized Over Horrendous City Planning

Architect Criticized Over Horrendous City Planning

Residents of a town in the mid-West, have severely criticized the work of an architect whose restructuring of their streets has left them scratching their heads in puzzlement. The architect, whose name has been withheld pending an investigation, h...

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Funny story: Hail the Venerable Trump!

Hail the Venerable Trump!

So now it's official. The people of America are celebrating and dancing in the streets.They've toiled and sweat blood to give him space and time to spread his word. They need him. They love him. Americans have finally succumbed to the soft-spoken sca...

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Funny story: Why Trump Must Give Up Golf

Why Trump Must Give Up Golf

Anonymous Democratic congresspeople said today that they wished Trump would stay off his golf courses. Said one, “The exercise he gets playing golf helps keep his morbidly obese body and brain functioning. I want him to be completely sedentary, eat...

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Funny story: Iowa Votes to Ban the Phrase "Tit for Tat"

Iowa Votes to Ban the Phrase "Tit for Tat"

DES MOINES, Iowa – The Iowa state legislature met in an emergency session to vote on an issue that had been bouncing around (no pun intended) on the senate chamber floor for a while. The senators all agreed to make it a 'hurry up' vote so that the...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate

Ann Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate

NEW YORK CITY – Ann Coulter is a perfect example of millions of Republicans who are finally coming around to realize that they made a big mistake by voting for Donald Johnny Trump. Ann, who once thought that Trump hung the moon, now realizes that...

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Funny story: It is Now Official: President Trump Hates Fox News More Than He Hates Don Lemon, Robert De Niro and Megyn Kelly

It is Now Official: President Trump Hates Fox News More Than He Hates Don Lemon, Robert De Niro and Megyn Kelly

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has revealed that most of the president’s staff members are worried about his state of mind, which they say is turning into a bowl of Wheaties. They point out that he is becoming more and more of a big, gig...

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Funny story: Zuckerberg: Facebook Should be "A Partner of Deceit"

Zuckerberg: Facebook Should be "A Partner of Deceit"

FOT News, NYC. Shawn Insanity reporting for Friends of Trump News. In an interview this morning with FOT News, Facebook founder and head, Mark Zuckerberg, claimed that his Facebook company shouldn't be the "arbiter of truth" for stuff that's posted...

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Funny story: A Hairstylist in Iowa Exposes 317 Clients To The Coronavirus

A Hairstylist in Iowa Exposes 317 Clients To The Coronavirus

SIOUX CITY, Iowa – One of the most uncaring, negligent individuals in the entire nation has just been arrested. Spaulding K. Pintucker, 40, who has worked as a hairstylist at the Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow Hair Saloon for 18 years, told authoritie...

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Funny story: President Trump Proclaims He Knows More Than the Weather Forecasters

President Trump Proclaims He Knows More Than the Weather Forecasters

WASHINGTON, D.C. - With hurricane season already here, it did not take the nation’s official leader long to chime in with his know-it-all knowledge. Trump actually called the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper and said that he has figured out a way in...

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Funny story: Trump Plays Golf and Shoots a 98, But Instructs His Caddy to Write Down 81

Trump Plays Golf and Shoots a 98, But Instructs His Caddy to Write Down 81

STERLING, Virginia – Somehow, President Donald Trump found time to play a round of golf yesterday, instead of trying to deal with the biggest pandemic disaster in the history of the world. And how convenient that the golf course he picked to play...

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Funny story: A Sick Couple in Phoenix Names Their New Baby Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather

A Sick Couple in Phoenix Names Their New Baby Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather

PHOENIX - Local authorities are looking into a situation where a young teenage couple has named their newborn baby boy Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather. The sheriff’s department received an anonymous phone call from a nurse who helped deliver...

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Funny story: Presidential Historians Agree That Trump Will Forever Be Known As The Electoral College President

Presidential Historians Agree That Trump Will Forever Be Known As The Electoral College President

CHICAGO – A group of leading presidential historians recently met in the Windy City to discuss #45’s legacy. And, to the man (and woman), they all agreed that it will definitely be nothing to be proud of. For one thing, he will have an asterisk...

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Funny story: Hard-Core Republican Ann Coulter Turns on Trump and Tears Him a New One

Hard-Core Republican Ann Coulter Turns on Trump and Tears Him a New One

BOSTON – Far-right media pundit, Ann Coulter, was in Boston taking care of a personal medical condition. She was asked what she thought about Trump in regards to the presidency. And Coulter proceeded to tear POTUS a new one. Ann, who is as Repu...

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Funny story: A 97-Year-Old Great-Great-Grandmother is Arrested for Making Coronavirus Masks Out of Her Granny Panties

A 97-Year-Old Great-Great-Grandmother is Arrested for Making Coronavirus Masks Out of Her Granny Panties

TOAD SUCK, Arkansas – The local television station reported that police received a call about a very unusual situation. A police officer with the Toad Suck Police Department paid a visit to 97-year-old retired seamstress, Minnie Faye Titlaufer.

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Funny story: LGBTQ Community Leader Highly Upset That Some Average, Middle Class, Heterosexual Males With Penises And Creative Thoughts Are Still Alive

LGBTQ Community Leader Highly Upset That Some Average, Middle Class, Heterosexual Males With Penises And Creative Thoughts Are Still Alive

Sources recently confirmed that the LGBTQ community across the United States was in an uproar last week, over the fact that that some average, middle-class, heterosexual males with penises and creative thoughts are actually still alive. Screaming,...

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Funny story: Overweight Old Guy Who Paints Himself Orange Worried About How He Looks in a Mask

Overweight Old Guy Who Paints Himself Orange Worried About How He Looks in a Mask

Ypsilanti, Michigan - A recent visitor to the Ford manufacturing facility here was reported to be concerned that being seen in a protective mask, as is required by company and state policy to prevent spread of the coronavirus, might ruin his carefull...

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Funny story: Melania Catches Eric Trump Snapping Photos of Her as She Sat out by The Pool In Her Blue "Be Best" Bikini Swimsuit

Melania Catches Eric Trump Snapping Photos of Her as She Sat out by The Pool In Her Blue "Be Best" Bikini Swimsuit

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The temperatures hit the 90s, and the First Lady decided to put on her blue "Be Best" bikini swimsuit, and work on her suntan. Melania was sipping on a Diet 7-Up, and eating honey-roasted peanuts, as she lounged by the Olympic-s...

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Funny story: President Trump is Furious with Kayleigh McEnany and He’s Threatened to Fire Her

President Trump is Furious with Kayleigh McEnany and He’s Threatened to Fire Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany’s tenure as the White House press secretary may be coming to an end, and sooner than later. The little “Christmas Elf” went and put her size 6 elf shoe in her size 10 Barbie mouth. During her regular press co...

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Funny story: Late-Breaking Progressive News: Sugar Is Bad for You; Government Surveillance Is Necessary to Keep You from Getting Sick; Trump Is Not a Good President.

Late-Breaking Progressive News: Sugar Is Bad for You; Government Surveillance Is Necessary to Keep You from Getting Sick; Trump Is Not a Good President.

Providing a progressive perspective on lifestyle and current events, independent news show Common Nonsense recently broke several revelatory stories, beginning with news that certain studies suggest that sugar might not be very good for you. “Cont...

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Funny story: Biden says boiled baby remark too salty for his taste

Biden says boiled baby remark too salty for his taste

Presidential nominee-to-be Joe Biden has responded to a columnist's devotion to him over all other candidates, particularly Donald Trump. The Nation's Katha Pollitt recently stated she would support Biden “if he boiled babies and ate them.” Thi...

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