Funny story - President Trump’s Personal Physician Reveals That Physically and Mentally Things Are Starting To Look Very, Very Bad For POTUS

President Trump’s Personal Physician Reveals That Physically and Mentally Things Are Starting To Look Very, Very Bad For POTUS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has not wanted to put this out, but POTUS is suffering from several maladies that are starting to affect his mental and physical well-being. Dr. Fu Fi, said that the Preside…

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Funny story - The Rise And Fall Of President Trump

The Rise And Fall Of President Trump

It's been reported that President Donald Trump has been injured in an accident, after falling from a section of the infamous US/Mexico border wall during a routine inspection earlier today. The President was helped up the wall by means of a ladder…

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Funny story - President Trump Addresses The Rumor That He Is Going To Double The Taxes of All Black Lives Matter Members

President Trump Addresses The Rumor That He Is Going To Double The Taxes of All Black Lives Matter Members

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that the reports that appeared in the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper about him doubling the taxes of members of the Black Lives Matter organization, are simply not true. “Lies, put out by Nancy Pelosi, Robert De…

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Funny story - Mary Trump Says Uncle Donald Paid Someone To Take His SAT Exams

Mary Trump Says Uncle Donald Paid Someone To Take His SAT Exams

Well! Who’d have thought! Mary Trump, Donald’s niece, and a clinical psychologist, wrote in her biography of her uncle that Donald paid someone to take his SAT exam. Like you couldn’t have guessed that, with his failed spelling, reading, and know…

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Funny story - No One Wearing A Pink Pantsuit To Be Allowed To Visit Ghislaine Maxwell

No One Wearing A Pink Pantsuit To Be Allowed To Visit Ghislaine Maxwell

BILLINGSGATE POST: As a precaution, the Department of Justice issued a warning to the hooples watching over Epstein’s mole, Ghislaine Maxwell: No one wearing a pink pantsuit is to be allowed near Maxwell’s cell at Metropolitan Detention Center in Br…

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Funny story - FOX News To Present Hot Dog Vendor Exclusive

FOX News To Present Hot Dog Vendor Exclusive

President Donald Trump has given a huge thumbs-up to FOX news, who, responding to the return of major sport, are to present an in-depth and undercover report into the merits of various hot dog vendors at different sporting venues in the US. Trump,…

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Funny story - Daisy Duke Short Shorts Continue To Be Popular

Daisy Duke Short Shorts Continue To Be Popular

Fashion trends come and go, but the perennial popularity of one particular item of clothing has surprised fashion gurus and fashionistas alike. Daisy Duke short shorts, the ultra-short shorts worn by Catherine Bach in her role as Daisy Duke in the…

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Funny story - GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members

GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The latest anti-Trump group to spring up is perhaps one that Trump hates more than any of the others. Individuals who served in President George W. Bush’s White House, have formed a group of hundreds, and they are as anti-Trump…

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Funny story - Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump told Sean Hannity that he wants to have a statue of himself commissioned. POTUS stated that he would be dressed as a Civil War Confederate general, while sitting majestically on a majestic Civil War horse. He…

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Funny story - Trump Supporters Say He's The Best President In Living Memory

Trump Supporters Say He's The Best President In Living Memory

US citizens sho proudly count themselves amongst the massed ranks of President Donald Trump's supporters, have spoken out in force to assert that, without a shred of a doubt, he is, by far, the nest presidential leader in living memory. This news…

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Funny story - Kanye West to give Donald Trump lessons in rap

Kanye West to give Donald Trump lessons in rap

Following his declaration to run for US President in 2020, favorite rapper of anyone who supports the Kardashians, and has not heard any proper rapping, Kanye West has promised that he will give Donald Trump lessons in rapping. 'Even if he doesn't…

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Funny story - President Trump Seen Holding Hands With Sean Hannity

President Trump Seen Holding Hands With Sean Hannity

In shock news that is almost certain to keep other less interesting though equally worthless news off the front pages this morning, it's been alleged that President Donald Trump has been seen holding hands with FOX News political commentator and talk…

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Funny story - Leprechaun Grants Golfer Three Wishes

Leprechaun Grants Golfer Three Wishes

BILLINGSGATE POST: News has reached us of a golfer who met a Leprechaun whilst enjoying a round of 18 holes in Ireland. The story is so controversial, that the names of all involved have been redacted to protect the innocent. The golfer hooked hi...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Vows To Beat The Radical Left

Donald Trump Vows To Beat The Radical Left

July 4th, Independence Day, and Donald Trump vows to beat the radical left. Over two hundred years ago (Donald Trump is already asleep), the radical left was led by a guy named George Washington. He had a group of friends. They were making a heck...

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Funny story - Is Donald Trump Sick?

Is Donald Trump Sick?

Clutching the podium during his White House 4th of July event, Donald Trump resembled a listing ship about to slip underwater. Many also wondered whether he would take the podium down with him. His eyes were almost totally shut as he squinted whi...

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Funny story - Severely Dehydrated Local Man Suffering Mid-Life Crisis Screams That He Doesn't Want To Waste His Life Mowing Lawns Anymore

Severely Dehydrated Local Man Suffering Mid-Life Crisis Screams That He Doesn't Want To Waste His Life Mowing Lawns Anymore

Platteville, Wisconsin. Profoundly loaded with PTSD and tons of irreversible emotional baggage from his highly traumatizing 56 minutes of mowing a quarter-mile stretch of lawn at Excel Brushworks Inc., 44-year-old part-time janitor Luke Wesley despe…

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Funny story - Mount Rushmore The Scene Of Huge, Unexplained Landslide

Mount Rushmore The Scene Of Huge, Unexplained Landslide

Police and emergency services in the Black Hills, South Dakota, were called out to deal with potential casualties this morning, after an incident at Mount Rushmore left the world-famous site reduced to a pile of rubble. The location is known for t…

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Funny story - Ghislaine Maxwell Denies Meeting President Trump (And Other Denials)

Ghislaine Maxwell Denies Meeting President Trump (And Other Denials)

There were denials and counter-denials aplenty today, as Ghislaine Maxwell, the former girlfriend of sex pest, Jeffrey Epstein, crept out from under a stone to face an investigation into her own role in the shenanigans. In the last few days, Presi…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Says He Never Met Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell – Hmmm, Photos Don't Lie

Donald Trump Says He Never Met Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell – Hmmm, Photos Don't Lie

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President of the United States has again shown that he is addicted to lying. As many have said, the man could not tell the truth if he was offered 50 Big Macs. His brain is programmed to lie, lie, lie, and lie a whole bun…

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Funny story - The Red Lives Matter Group Wants George Washington Removed From Mount Rushmore and Replaced With Chief Geronimo

The Red Lives Matter Group Wants George Washington Removed From Mount Rushmore and Replaced With Chief Geronimo

CUSTER, South Dakota – The news media is reporting that Jonathan Penna, also known as Chief Cow Lick, has stated that he and his group, known as Red Lives Matter, want George Washington to be taken off Mount Rushmore. They state that it is only fa…

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