A Central American cartel claims Trump asked them for a HUGE campaign donation
The Scuttlebutt Review is reporting that a very high profile Central American "candy" cartel has claimed that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump reached out to them, asking for a sweet donation of $10 million to fund his 2024 presidential campaign. Apr…
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Trump and his WTF hairdo!!!
The US Hairstylists of America Union has just named Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's hairdo as being, "The Nation's Most Fucked Up Hairdo From Hell." Out of the 39,467 hair groomers who voted, a total of 39,439 voted for Trump, 13 voted for Bill Ga…
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The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)
The notorious East Coast crime family, the Goombalini's, have just informed reporter Carmine Calatino, with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper that they recently spoke with the warden of Sing Sing Prison. The Mafia family spokesman Piccolo S…
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GOP diehards say that Trump has turned into gorilla shit
Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle said that she took an independent poll of Trump supporters and she found that only 4% say that they would support him in a 2024 presidential run. 96% of his Kool-Aid drinking followers say that they would rather s…
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Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr., say that they do not do drugs...never, ever, never
Donald Trump's former 'side piece,' and his little boy, Donald Trump Jr., say that they're sick and tired, tired and sick of having to always comment that no, they do not do drugs. To be fair, Nancy Reagan found it hard to 'Just Say No', she was f…
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Trump has just picked Ted Cruz to be his vice-presidential running mate
Well ladies and gentleman, it is now official, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, who many are calling the "Teflon Racist" has just informed the news media that he has chosen Guatemala native Sen. Ted Cruz to be his official 2024 presidential election ru…
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Supreme Court made U.S. women breeding property of the state
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
Anti-Trump campaign ads appear all over Iowa TV
Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months
Britney Spears' "just say no to drugs" program is a big success in 49 states
Eric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell
An Al-Qaeda terrorist captured as he sits in Yankee Stadium eating a hot dog
Clarry Thomas, trans lesbian and powdered wig, may have to write laws against herself
Blame Canada for the Great White Orange
FBI agents have captured one of Al-Qaeda's sexiest female spies
President Biden invites Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to the White House for an old-fashioned Texas barbecue
The state of Wyoming bans the term "Ish," as in 8 ish
Donald "The Perv" Trump finally admits that YES! he has the 'hots' for Kimberly Guilfoyle
The TrumpShit, (aka Donald Trump), is certain that he is going to prison, so he has decided to cut down on his damn lying by at least 14%. He recently told his one and only remaining friend, Greg "The Space Creature" Gutfeld that he has had the ho…
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Joe finally admits talking "business" with Hunter
Relentlessly pressed by FAUX NEWS reporter, Helga Hardass, about whether the president had ever discussed business with his wayward son, Hunter, the President snapped back: “Yes, I asked him how much he paid for those two hookers he was shown bang…
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Car maker CEO admits bumpers were probably a damn good idea!
Global auto manufacturers gathered in San Diego at the tri-annual WAMOS convention on Monday, to talk about the future of auto safety. But one CEO in attendance, was more nostalgic about past safety ideas that worked very well, but have been aband…
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The Mafia tells Trump if he has any sense he'll leave the US as effen soon as possible
There are two things one does not mess with, a rattlesnake and the Mafia, and both can bite you before you even know you've been bit. Mafioso boss Salvatore Goombalini recently got word to Trump that if he has any lick of sense left in his vacuous…
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The Yukon Yuckmaker blizzard buries Fargo, North Dakota in eight feet of snow
In a very unusual summer snowstorm, the town of Fargo, North Dakota was hit with quite an extensive blizzard. Fargo's ABC affiliate, Channel 99, reported that the storm nicknamed The Yukon Yuckmaker Blizzard hit at 3:23 am, as Fargonians were all…
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More states want to arrest Trump so they’re making up crimes for him to commit
Two states, New York and Florida, have so far arrested Trump. And more states want in on it. In the same manner that Republicans threw discord and doubt on the American electoral system, and faked votes, lost votes, made dead people vote, didn’t l…
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Anti-Trump billboards spring up all over America
In the "No Fucking Kidding Department," anti-Trump billboards are popping up all over every state in the union. The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that Trump has become more hated than bastards such as Hitler, Hirohito, and Charles Manson.
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Alabama says that all of the gays have left the state
According to The QuinniPinni Polling Agency, every gay that was living in Alabama (89) has now left the state. QP stated that most have gone to New York City, with some moving to San Francisco, West Hollywood, Key West, Las Vegas, Baltimore, and O…
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The first annual January 6th carnival
After an historical event has passed, those left alive may turn it into a celebration. The British have their Guy Fox Day, which celebrates an old King of Britain who finally outwitted a fox (His Queen, however, was eaten by the hounds.) January 6…
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Two members of the Proud Boys planned to steal Gov. Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott's wheelchair
The FBI has uncovered a plot by two low-level members of the highly extremist group, The Proud Boys, who were going to steal Gov. "Shitface" Abbott's million dollar wheelchair and throw it in the Gulf of Mexico. Federal agents Clive P. Trailwood a…
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Supreme Court bans Cialis in a 7-2 decision
The Supreme Court, in a 7-2 decision, has banned the drug Cialis which, as one of the justices in the majority wrote, “Basically makes horny old men into incessant boneheads.” “Women,” noted Supreme Court Justice Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (one of…
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First there was the Proud Boys - and now introducing the Proud Girls
BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that the Proud Boys extremist, radical group now has an off-shoot organization. Kixx has learned that the home-grown terrorist organization who invaded the United States Capitol has given birth to the female…
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When two laws go to war … Kari and Mel get a popular voice again
Now that two states have arrested Trump (with more waiting in the wings), the Republicans are desperate to try anything to force their way of life into the main arena of American politics. They are creating new laws for everyone to be ruled by. (O…
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The Goombalini family says Trump is toast
The New York Sunshine Observer has just reported that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family has let it be known that the minute that the pussy grabbing Trump sets foot in prison he will be toast. Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino, who kn…
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Donald "The Perv" Trump finally admits that YES! he has the 'hots' for Kimberly Guilfoyle
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GOP diehards say that Trump has turned into gorilla shit
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Stormy Daniels says that Trump is one really messed up son-of-a-bitch
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It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box
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The NRA member numbers continue to drop like rain from the sky
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Charles Barkley says he drinks a case of Bud Light every day and adds F*ck da haters!
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Fights at Popeyes without a single can of spinach in sight
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Larry Nasal gets into scuffle at Florida prison
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The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware
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The US Proctologists Guild names Ted Cruz "asshole of the year"
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When two laws go to war … Kari and Mel get a popular voice again
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More states want to arrest Trump so they’re making up crimes for him to commit
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The first annual January 6th carnival
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Joe finally admits talking "business" with Hunter
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Clarry Thomas, trans lesbian and powdered wig, may have to write laws against herself
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Three of Trump's cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison
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“I Hump for Jesus” … not if you wanna keep your job, Amy
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Avocado Wedding Cakes have become quite the rage
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Eric Serman is not giving up his fight against Tigers Wood
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America's top female spy, Lady Chatterley, is a mistress of disguises
