Funny story: "Clean Meat" Offers Potential for Cruelty-Free Eating without Unwanted Health Benefits

"Clean Meat" Offers Potential for Cruelty-Free Eating without Unwanted Health Benefits

If you're like many protein-avid Americans, who've been longing for a cruelty-free way of eating that doesn't come saddled with the myriad health benefits associated with typical vegan diets, cultured or "clean" meat could be just the ticket. "For...

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Funny story: ICE detainees break into finely choreographed song and dance number

ICE detainees break into finely choreographed song and dance number

In what has been described as a “rare and fantastic phenomena”, detainees at an ICE facility in Arizona broke into a seemingly flawless song and dance number early Sunday morning. Approximately at 7:15 in the AM, ICE employees became baffled when the...

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Funny story: Harry Told To Return Lottery Win

Harry Told To Return Lottery Win

London, UK - (Blighty News): An accounting irregularity at the UK’s Lucky Dip HQ is being blamed for paying out a grossly inflated lottery win to Harry, Britain’s self-styled Prince of Thieves. Auditors at the weekly electronic raffle said today t...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Changes Her System for Awarding Points

Nashville Woman Changes Her System for Awarding Points

In the past, no one ever won any points with Christa Thompson, a writer living in Nashville, Tennessee, by offering her negative feedback of any sort. But recently, after adopting a "growth mindset" which seeks to learn and grow, and enjoys the chall...

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Funny story: Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Although Barbara Sampson, New York's chief medical examiner, has announced the cause of Epstein's death as "pending", inside sources now say an official determination has been reached. Ms. Sampson stated that no single cause can as yet be determin...

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Funny story: After Years of Fostering Creativity, Nashville Formally Adopts

After Years of Fostering Creativity, Nashville Formally Adopts

After years of fostering creativity, the city of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to make its parental role official and begin the formal adoption process. "We've done our best to nurture creativity through all its various stages," said Nashville May...

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Funny story: Greenland? Are You Prepared for "Trump's Twaddle?"

Greenland? Are You Prepared for "Trump's Twaddle?"

The White House. Special to The Spoof. Greenland watchers are puzzled by the sudden burst of interest by the president in purchasing this mass of ice from Denmark. Here are possible motives for what may become known as "Trump's Twaddle," a modern cou...

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Funny story: Fredo Cuomo To Conduct CNN Debate With De Blasio And Bullock In Three Hole Outhouse

Fredo Cuomo To Conduct CNN Debate With De Blasio And Bullock In Three Hole Outhouse

BILLINGSGATE POST: CNN announced today that Fredo Cuomo will conduct a Townhouse debate with New York Mayor Bill De Blasio and Montana Governor Steve Bullock, that will take place in a three-holer outhouse in Butte, Montana. Crowd control measures...

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Funny story: Outwardly Sympathetic Coworkers Privately Feel Woman Should Be Over Her Dead Cat by Now

Outwardly Sympathetic Coworkers Privately Feel Woman Should Be Over Her Dead Cat by Now

Lucie Farrell received a great deal of sympathy from her coworkers immediately following the unexpected death of her 12-year-old feline companion, Luke, but after several weeks had passed, most of them agreed amongst themselves that she really ought...

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Funny story: Neocons Dismayed to Realize New "Public Charge" Rule Means Immigrants May Take Jobs Americans Actually Want

Neocons Dismayed to Realize New "Public Charge" Rule Means Immigrants May Take Jobs Americans Actually Want

While neoconservatives initially applauded President Donald Trump's new "public charge" rule, tying green card eligibility to immigrants' financial resources and education levels, they were dismayed to subsequently realize that the new law means that...

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Funny story: Boeing offers White House “buy two get three” Air Force One deal

Boeing offers White House “buy two get three” Air Force One deal

Once again with eye on the budget, the White House has moved steadily forward on how to save the US money. Eliminating aid programs for newly-documented immigrants in housing vouchers, medicaid, and food stamps is now official. Money saved her...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

With the help of decades of therapy to turn around his addiction, self-esteem, and abandonment issues while trying to avoid being consumed with resentment at his narcissistic, manipulative mother for causing all his problems, 33-year-old Nate Wagoner...

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Funny story: Banks Claim Their Right to Create a Financial Crisis and Get Bailed Out by Taxpayers is Unfairly Limited by Fed

Banks Claim Their Right to Create a Financial Crisis and Get Bailed Out by Taxpayers is Unfairly Limited by Fed

Washington - Banks have applauded the latest moves by the Federal Reserve and President Trump’s “deregulators” to remove restrictions on financial institutions from trading in hedge funds, derivatives and just about anything else that could possibly...

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Funny story: Washington Post Explains that Owner Jeff Bezos Generously Allows Reporters to Act Fully Independently

Washington Post Explains that Owner Jeff Bezos Generously Allows Reporters to Act Fully Independently

Railing against suggestions by presidential candidate Bernie Sanders that its reporting might be biased by its ownership by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, Washington Post editor, Marty Baron, explained that Bezos generously allows Post journalists to operate...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Reluctantly Decides to Go Extinct

Nashville Man Reluctantly Decides to Go Extinct

"I think it's the responsible thing to do," said Blake Tucker of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his reluctant decision to go extinct. "The planet can't continue to support my existence. The Tucker line just isn't sustainable." The decision to go...

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Funny story: Statue of Liberty poem to be re-written as part of new immigrant program

Statue of Liberty poem to be re-written as part of new immigrant program

A new "Public Charge Rule" is now in effect, emphasizing "immigrant self-sufficiency and responsibility." To this purpose, various services for needy immigrants will be abolished. Medicaid, food stamps, and housing vouchers fall into this bail...

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Funny story: Rebranding of Blues Music as "Depressive Melodics" Flops Terribly

Rebranding of Blues Music as "Depressive Melodics" Flops Terribly

In the interest of promoting mental health awareness and empathy, music label Safe Space Records, Inc., tried rebranding the blues artists it represented as "creatives struggling with clinical depression," and blues music itself as "depressive melodi...

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Funny story: Neurotic New Yorkers Debate Who's Most Anxious

Neurotic New Yorkers Debate Who's Most Anxious

"I don't know anybody who has worse anxiety than me," said Lauren Kane of New York City. "I wake up every morning with a crushing sense of dread. If I even managed to fall asleep the night before, that is." While sympathetic to Lauren's anxiety is...

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Funny story: Trump, GOP Thrilled as Barr Promises to “Investigate Clinton Murders, Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny Soon”

Trump, GOP Thrilled as Barr Promises to “Investigate Clinton Murders, Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny Soon”

Washington - President Trump tweeted out to his adoring groupies last night that his personal consigliere, Bill Barr, would soon open an investigation into the dozens of people who were associated with the Clintons over the last several decades who,...

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Funny story: Guy Unable to Hide a Single BJ in Oval Office Amazingly Killed Dozens with Wife, Left Zero Evidence or Witnesses

Guy Unable to Hide a Single BJ in Oval Office Amazingly Killed Dozens with Wife, Left Zero Evidence or Witnesses

Washington - It has been reported from very reliable sources such as Trump, Facebook memes, and various tweets from Infowars and other right wing investigators, that a former President, along with his politician/first lady wife, were able to murder d...

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