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BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the renowned cannibalistic psychiatrist and sometime taxidermist, spoke before the Board of Taxidermy at their international convention in Bora Bora last week describing how he mounted Robert De Niro prior to...

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Trump Finally Releases Enneagram Results

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After much controversy and criticism over his unprecedented refusal to disclose certain sensitive personal and financial information, President Donald Trump finally released his Enneagram personality test results. Trump is an Enneagram Type Eight, a...

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Trump Suffering from Separation Anxiety

Funny story: Trump Suffering from Separation Anxiety

Washington, DC - President Trump has just been diagnosed with a severe case of separation anxiety. The White House refuses to reveal the cause. Trump's family is with him during all treatments. Melania is now residing with the President at the...

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Nashville Man's Sorrows Learn to Swim

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After decades of successfully drowning his sorrows with whiskey, craft brews, and even the occasional black coffee, Nashville man Bryce Rutledge, Jr., was disconcerted to find that those tried-and-true drowning techniques no longer worked; it seemed...

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The World: Donald Trump Is Idiot

Funny story: The World: Donald Trump Is Idiot

Mr Donald Trump is idiot. He is the President of United States of America but he is a very bad man because he stopped the illegal immigrants living with their children. Merde! The children will cry a lot when they are not with their parents.

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Jessica Akrill, Aged 5, Calls Trump 'Nasty'

Funny story: Jessica Akrill, Aged 5, Calls Trump 'Nasty'

Jessica Akrill, the 5-year-old who presented the BBC Six O'Clock News recently, has spoken out about the inhumane treatment of Mexican immigrant families by the Trump administration. Jessica was with her mum outside her school this morning as she...

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White House advertising for singers, dancers and choreographers for fall season!

At a press briefing this morning, Sara Huckabee Sanders announced that the White House is advertising for the new fall season. Journalists were totally taken by surprise when she stated that President Trump was looking for singers, dancers, choreogra...

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Trump to Dam Golden Gate?

In what some Democrats see as a stunning reversal of his denial of global warming, President Donald Trump today announced the largest public works project in American history. If funding is approved by his Republican congress, work could start next y...

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