Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick
BILLINGSGATE POST: What could go wrong? Fifteen Saudis, inconspicuously dressed in white dishdashas and sporting keffiyehs, disembarked from a private jet which flew in and landed under the radar at a little used landing strip on the Eastern Shore...
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"Lock Her Up!" Ivanka used Private Email for Government Business
Capitol Hill. A search of government department email received during 2017 has revealed that Ivanka Trump used a private email account to send hundreds of messages in which official White House business was discussed with various assistants, governme...
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Trump Offers Time-Saving Advice
After claiming that California forest rangers didn't rake the leaves on the forest floor well enough top prevent massive fires in multiple locations, like they supposedly do in Norway, President Trump has offered up additional helpful hints to make t...
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Heat waves are caused by mismanagement of sun, confirms White House
After solving the mystery of why forest fires happen, the US administration has yet to share its views on the causes of heat waves. The statement hasn’t been issued yet, but we wanted to hear what the officials have to say. An anonymous employee o...
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Trump Sends 900 Jews Seeking Asylum back to Nazi Germany
38 US Women With Same Name Killed This Month
Trump Bites The Head Off Baby And No One Cares
Nashville Man Stops Fighting Loneliness and Finds a New Best Friend
Caravan Immigrant: "We Would Have Stayed in Paradise in Honduras, but the Soros Money was Just Too Good"
Grumpy Trump, He Wanted a Wall
Trump Pleased That Media Has Allowed Jamal Khashoggi Murder Case To 'Rest In Peace'
Air Force One Forced To Turn Back When It's Realized There's Nowhere To Land On North Sentinel
Kinder gentler tear gas has multi-purpose applications including unruly school children
President Trump To Appeal To 'Hearts And Minds' Of Sentinelese
The F-ing Moron Is President
Trump does Elvis Presley at his next rally
Trump: "Judas Didn't Betray Jesus! He Told Me!"
In an interview with Sean Hannity at Fox News, President Donald Trump was asked if he believed Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. Trump insisted: "Judas told me, five times, that he was not the betrayer. I believe him. He...
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"Ptomaine Romaine"...Again. Chef Retains Romaine's Remains
Just as romaine lettuce growers were recovering from the e coli scare of last spring, the Center for Disease Control issued a "do not serve" and "do not eat" warning covering romaine lettuce from any source and in every state. One defiant salad chef...
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Nashville Woman Prays Over Thanksgiving Turkey and Reflects that Karma’s a Bitch
In gratitude for the Thanksgiving Day feast prepared by her mother and extended family, Carrie Grace Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, bowed her head in prayer, thanked the centerpiece stuffed turkey for his/her sacrifice, and reflected to herself that...
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States of Wisconsin and Iowa Discovered to be 'Totally Fucked'
International News Reporters rushed to the State of Wisconsin when they received a disturbing report that the intricately-designed Universe (with all of its magnificent wonders as well as its originally-beautiful design) is somehow broken, twisted, a...
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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels
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GOP Candidate Loses Support in Own Party After Saying She was “Just Kidding About Keeping Liberal Folks From Voting”
Jackson, Mississippi - GOP Senate candidate Cindy Hyde-Smith, facing a runoff election next week with Democratic challenger Mike Espy in Mississippi, walked back her recent comments that suppression of liberal voting was a "great idea", now saying t...
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Trump At Thanksgiving: America Is Great Again!
President Donald Trump has spoken to the nation declaring in no uncertain terms, that America is great again! Trump, speaking after having gorged himself on a rather large and splendid turkey dinner at the White House, told viewers in a televised...
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President Trump Concludes On 'Concluding'
US President, Donald Trump, has told anyone still not fed up of listening, that he is not yet satisfied with the impression the public have of him, and will continue doing his utmost until his position has become completely untenable, and he is locke...
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Trump gives thanks to himself plus explains MBS as victim of vicious world
As the race to the 2020 election begins, Mr. Trump finds himself high in the saddle of world politics, and his own opinion of himself. Yesterday at Thanksgiving in America, Mr. Trump indicated his gratitude to himself for his personal glory. “L...
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Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico
US security reports from sources based inside Mexico have, Friday evening, confirmed that a second migrant caravan has formed inside the country, and is making its way north towards the border. Details are, thus far, sketchy, but first impressions...
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Number Of Migrant Caravans Increases To Seven
Latest reports coming from inside Mexico indicate that there are now seven 'migrant caravans' making their way towards the US border. Exact numbers are not available, but at least two of the groups are estimated at 60,000-strong. All look like the...
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Lonely Guy Finally Scores with Multiple Women After Buying Jordan Peterson Books and Lectures
Toronto - After years of involuntary celibacy, a local man in his late 30’s reported that he was able to date and consummate relationships with several attractive women after purchasing books, lectures and podcasts by Canadian professor and right win...
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The final journey- Jesus loves you
A genetically, mentally challenged adventurer and delusional, Christian missionary has disappeared after visiting a pre-neolithic tribe on a small island, where he had gone to satisfy his final demise, local law enforcement officials said on Wednesda...
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