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Trump Signs Executive Order Making Himself Dictator For Life

Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Making Himself Dictator For Life

In a move that has been widely praised by Republican leaders, Donald "The Antichrist" Trump has signed an executive piece of legislation declaring himself to be a full-blown Adolf Hitler-style dictator. The document authorizes him to print all the...

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Kanye West Out Of Politics After Snoop Dogg Threat

Funny story: Kanye West Out Of Politics After Snoop Dogg Threat

US rapper, Kanye West, who has been verbally active and vociferous in his support of President Donald Trump, has announced he is taking a break from politics, after receiving 'advice' from other rappers, thought to include Snoop Dogg. West, 49, ha...

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Kanye West To Leave US

Funny story: Kanye West To Leave US

The rapper and politician, Kanye West, who recently commented that the 13th Amendment of the US Constitution - which deals with slavery - should be abolished, has announced he is to leave the United States to live abroad. West recently replied to...

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Trump Bans Transnationalists from Public Restrooms

In a sweeping, unexpected move Wednesday, President Donald Trump signed an executive order banning all transnationalists from public restrooms in the United States, its territories, and on all ships flying the American flag. "We are in a culture w...

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US readying air force against immigrant caravan

Funny story: US readying air force against immigrant caravan

Additional to possibly 15,000 troops, the United States Air Force will be summoned to defend against invasion of the caravan approaching through Mexico. Representatives of Mr. Trump have stated, “We will not be caught napping again,” apparently a...

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Trump To Visit Military Troops At Border

Funny story: Trump To Visit Military Troops At Border

In a last-ditch effort to retain the House and Senate, Trump plans to visit the 15,000 US soldiers stationed at the Mexican border and wear a military uniform. Forget the MAGA cap, red tie, and fat man's overcoat; he will wear the General MacArthur c...

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Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Funny story: Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Federal law enforcement officials believe famed rapist Bill "Huxtable" Cosby was beaten mercilessly in his groin area with a "lock-in-the-sock", in a grisly assault inside his prison cell, multiple law enforcement officials briefed on the case told G...

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Petophilia: Jake The Primate Marries Zoo Handler In Church Ceremony

Funny story: Petophilia: Jake The Primate Marries Zoo Handler In Church Ceremony

BILLINGSGATE POST: Primate and gay lover say, "I do." In a rare confluence of legal issues that point out the problems that ensue when there is a conflict with the laws of nature and the laws of man, the ACLU and the Lambda Legal Defense have agreed...

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