Trump Says He Will Do Away With The Presidential Election and Just Declare Himself King
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Spoof) - The President told his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is sick and tired of hearing about how low his popularity numbers are. The Washington Post reported that lots of people are complaining that…
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Biden Picks Mike Pence as Running Mate
After months of speculation, the Democratic nominee for President has selected current Vice President Mike Pence as his running mate. “While our nation is bitterly divided, the one thing we can all agree on is that Mike Pence has done a bang-up j…
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The Captain of Air Force One Confesses He Let President Trump Fly The Plane From Washington D.C. to Mar-a-Lago
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - Air Force One Captain Angus P. Pellakowski has admitted that he violated Air Force One policy by allowing an unqualified individual to fly the presidential plane. POTUS ended up flying Air Force One From Washington…
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A federal judge has dismissed President’s Trump law suit challenging the result of the future November election
The US President petitioned the court to reject the outcome of the election if he loses, on the ground that any result which does not see him re-elected “must be fraudulent”. Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Guilliani, argued that the November 2020 election w…
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US Presidential Election To Be Held Early
News is just emerging from several sources in Washington that, in contrast to the proposals put forward by President Donald Trump that this November's presidential election might be delayed, it might be necessary to go to the polls early. Maybe ev…
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The Lincoln Project Says That Their Goal is to Drive President Trump Crazy
NEW YORK CITY – (Political Satire) - There are lots of anti-Trump organizations in the USA, but perhaps none irritates the "Golfer-in-Chief" more than George Conway’s Lincoln Project. And as GOP princess Meghan McCain has said, it’s because every…
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East German wall builders employed to fix Mexican Wall after tropical storm blew it away!
Brazil Has Filed A Lawsuit Against Jeff Bezos - The Richest Man in the World
NYT: “Biden’s Nose Better Able To Sniff Out Virus.”
Senator Lindsey Graham Denies That He’s Bi-Sexual
President Trump is Building a Wall Around the White House and He Said Mexico is Going to Pay For It
President Trump Has Named Himself Head of The Board of Directors of the Electoral College
A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland
Melania Trump Says That It Is Time To Have The President Committed Before He Hurts Himself or Someone Else
An Enterprising Woman Is Making a Killing Selling C-19 Masks Made out of Her Bras
Memorials Proposed for the Late President Trump
A Woman In Boston Eats Her Mask After Being Refused Service at a Jack-in-the-Box
Jeff Bezos announces he has finally killed Superman
A Federal Judge Denies Trump’s Request to Seal His Extensive Sex Records
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Satire) - A federal judge in Wyoming has denied President Trump’s request to have his voluminous sex records sealed. Trump’s head attorney, Segundo Juarez, argued that they will fight tooth-and-nail to prevent the…
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A Dairy Farmer in Minnesota Says His Herd of Cattle Love Posing For Photos
ST. CLOUD, Minnesota – (Funny News) - Dairy farmer Spencer Funkwood told a reporter with USA Today that he has been a dairy farmer for 51 years, and, in that time, he has owned over 27,000 milk cows. He said that he has never seen a herd of cows…
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Survey: 43% of People Working at Home for the Lockdown Left Out a Gallon of Milk in their Cubicle
A new Gallup Poll shows that 43% of employees working from home for the Covid-19 lockdown left a gallon of milk sitting out on their desk back in the office. The milk, with an average expiration date of March 28, is just starting to go bad. In ad…
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Kellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The president’s chief counsel and head adviser has just learned that her daughter, Claudia, is back attacking DJT with an unrelenting vengeance. Young Claudia recently had her cell phone taken away by her mommy, be…
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Trump: Delay The Election
Nose diving in the polls, Trump's plan for winning the election is to delay the 2020 Presidential election until 2024. However, being more realistic than her husband, Be Best has started packing. Always poor in numbers, like 1 plus 1 = 2, Trump is…
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Many People Are Saying That Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Both Sweating Up a Storm
NEW YORK CITY – (Television Satire) - Now that Ed Henry has been fired from Fox News for a medley of inappropriate sexual harassment charges, insiders are saying that Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson will soon be exiting the Fox revolving door as well…
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President Trump's Bone Spurs Are Clearly Getting Worse
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the president avoided having to go to Vietnam by falsely claiming that he had bone spurs, which, as everyone knows, was a totally fabricated lie. But, as the saying goes, be careful what you w…
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Snope's cat has coronary when given a copy of TheSpoof.com to fact check
Santa Cataliner, Californication - The SNOPES cat is recovering from a massive coronary event it suffered after its irascible owners tried to use pages from TheSpoof.com to train the cat to "fact check". The cat normally indicates that all facts a…
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A North Korean Satellite Has Landed in a Kansas Cornfield
WICHITA, Kansas – (Spoof News) - A corn farmer, whose farm is located seven miles west of Wichita, has informed the local authorities about a strange-as-hell happening. Max Wafer, 63, told a reporter with Fox News, that as he was rotating the crop…
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Painting Shows President Trump And Boris Johnson May Have Been Separated At Birth
There's no disputing it! Whatever evidence anyone comes up with to the contrary, a recent portrait shows that, without the shadow of a doubt, Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are identical twin brothers who must have been separated at birth! The por…
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Two Al-Qaeda Operatives Caught Living in Trump Tower
NEW YORK CITY – (Spoof News) - The FBI has issued a statement that it has just apprehended two Al-Qaeda operatives, who were living on the 14th floor at Trump Tower. The two have been identified as Muhammad al-Bibbity and Abu Moo Bagfatti. Fed…
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Airline Passengers in Denver Are Stranded on the Airport Loading Ramp Ladder for Three Hours
DENVER – (Spoof News) - American Airlines has apologized to 34 passengers who were left stranded on a John and Bob Denver International Airport loading ramp ladder for a little over three hours. The passengers were apparently told to board the ram…
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President Trump’s Campaign is Illegally Funneling Millions to Two Women
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - Investigators with the Cosmos Illegal Doings Investigating Commission have stumbled upon what could possibly end up being one of the greatest money-laundering schemes since the days of Al Capone. The CIDIC found th…
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