Funny story: Pyongyang Manicure Academy Fungal Nail Outbreak Latest

Pyongyang Manicure Academy Fungal Nail Outbreak Latest

North Korea - (Trotters): President Kim Jong-Un’s personal security detail has been quarantined indefinitely in Pyongyang this week following an outbreak of the lethal Onychomycosis strain. The microbial infection is notorious for spreading a smel...

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Funny story: Meat-Lover Sends Thoughts and Prayers to Suffering Farmed Animals

Meat-Lover Sends Thoughts and Prayers to Suffering Farmed Animals

"Just because I eat meat doesn't mean I don't care about animals," said Josh Driscoll of Nashville, Tennessee. "I hate when people stereotype me just because I enjoy a good steak. Vegans are so judgmental." Driscoll went on to explain that every t...

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Funny story: New York Man Finds Peace and Tranquility by Gazing at Imprisoned Sea Animals in Glass Tank

New York Man Finds Peace and Tranquility by Gazing at Imprisoned Sea Animals in Glass Tank

Like many in New York City, 42-year-old Chris Lowell has a stressful life with a long work commute, dead-end job, and strained family relationships, but he finds enormous peace and tranquility by gazing at imprisoned sea animals in a glass tank in hi...

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Funny story: Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you live long enough, the odds are that you should be right about something at least once. If the World should end tomorrow, somehow, at least one cockroach would survive. These two statements can run parallel to each other...

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Funny story: Putin Promises Trump 2020 Win In Exchange For Alaska

Putin Promises Trump 2020 Win In Exchange For Alaska

Trump Tweet News: This is a really GIGANTIC offer from another really super leader Vladimir Putin. He's giving me the 2020 election. Since he has the best hackers in the world, Vlady's giving me the 2020 election in return for Alaska. I won’t even ha...

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Funny story: Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought

Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought

Several days ago, as Todd Imperial was stepping out of a crowded elevator, his eyes inadvertently drifted to the notably generous derriere of the woman in front of him, and, before he could appropriately censor himself, his mind had guiltily jumped t...

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Funny story: Trump Cites Poindexter Effect As Cause Of Britain’s Failure In World Cup

Trump Cites Poindexter Effect As Cause Of Britain’s Failure In World Cup

BILLINGSGATE POST: Historically, the Poindexter Effect has long been cited by pundits as the primary reason for Great Britain’s failure to win a World Cup since it defeated West Germany in 1966 for its lone championship in the tournament history. Lo...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un invited Bolton into his swimming pool for underwater follies and piranha fish ballet

Kim Jong Un invited Bolton into his swimming pool for underwater follies and piranha fish ballet

Hackers with Orwellophiles-‘R-Us have disclosed important information from the aftermath of the failed meeting between Kim Jong Un and the US back in February, 2019. Corporation media lately have suggested Mr. Kim had removed as many as five impor...

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Funny story: New York Artist Very Open to Positive Feedback

New York Artist Very Open to Positive Feedback

Brooklyn-based painter Kesha Barnes is extremely open to positive feedback about her art, whether it be compliments on her color usage and technique, or effusive praise of her cutting-edge subject matter and fearless pursuit of revolutionary, boundar...

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Funny story: Charismatic Nashville Man Explains that If You Were He, You’d Be a Narcissist, Too

Charismatic Nashville Man Explains that If You Were He, You’d Be a Narcissist, Too

After years of feigning modesty out of fear of coming across as arrogant and self-centered, Caleb Treble of Nashville, Tennessee, finally helped his friends understand that his narcissism is a natural byproduct of his inherent superiority and that if...

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Funny story: Homophobe Pride Parade to go ahead

Homophobe Pride Parade to go ahead

In Butte, Montana, an unusual event is due to take place later this month. While many cities around the world are celebrating gay pride with a parade, in Butte a group of homophobes will march through the streets. Organiser Geoff Muncher explaine...

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Funny story: Trump Acknowledges that Veganism Is a Social Justice Issue but Explains that He's Not Really Into Social Justice

Trump Acknowledges that Veganism Is a Social Justice Issue but Explains that He's Not Really Into Social Justice

Noting that the current American food system inherently relies on the torture and exploitation of living, sentient beings in order to supply Americans' meat-heavy diet, U.S. President Donald Trump acknowledged that veganism is a social justice issue,...

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Funny story: President Trump And Mexico President Agree To Trade Jobs And Wives

President Trump And Mexico President Agree To Trade Jobs And Wives

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a bi-lateral agreement that circumvents the tariffs that President Trump said he would impose on Mexico if they didn’t stop the flow of illegals flooding our borders, Secretary of State Michael Pompeo announced today that an ag...

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Funny story: After Normandy Visit Trump to Honor Survivors of "Sleeping Around, Avoiding STDs in the 70s" in White House Ceremony

After Normandy Visit Trump to Honor Survivors of "Sleeping Around, Avoiding STDs in the 70s" in White House Ceremony

Normandy, France - President Donald Trump, after attending services honoring allied heroes of World War II who fell in the Normandy Invasion more than 70 years ago, tweeted that he would also schedule a ceremony at the White House next week to honor...

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Funny story: The President takes a Break

The President takes a Break

Following the ordeals of his visit to the UK and France this week, President Trump has now commenced a 2-day vacation around his beloved New York. Yesterday he was seen on Coney Island, chilling with gulls. He eulogized their character and form.

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Funny story: Trump Threatens China With Wall

Trump Threatens China With Wall

President Donald Trump isn't one to shy away from a contentious issue, and his tariff war with China has now reached the stage where he feels it is necessary to put his stamp of authority on the situation. Trump has now threatened Beijing that, if...

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Funny story: God Admits to Being a Codependent

God Admits to Being a Codependent

After an eternity of trying desperately to control everything around him so that the people he cared about would be okay, God finally admitted to being a codependent. “I felt like I wasn’t okay unless everyone else was okay,” said God. “I felt res...

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Funny story: Meat Industry Urges Recognition of Veganism as a Religion so that People Will Stop Taking It So Seriously

Meat Industry Urges Recognition of Veganism as a Religion so that People Will Stop Taking It So Seriously

Representatives of the meat, dairy and egg industries have come out in support of the controversial push by some to recognize veganism as an official religion entitled to the full protections of the First Amendment, simply so that vegans will stop ta...

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Funny story: Fake News Now Indistinguishable From 'Real News'

Fake News Now Indistinguishable From 'Real News'

Fake News, in the sense made famous by the US president, Donald Trump, is to replace 'real news', or 'actual news', whatever that is. Confusion has arisen, over the past few months, as to what the different forms of news are, and to where the boun...

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Funny story: Savers Need to be Punished with Lower Interest Rates Due to Trump Tariffs, Says Fed Chief Powell

Savers Need to be Punished with Lower Interest Rates Due to Trump Tariffs, Says Fed Chief Powell

Washington - Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell sent the stock market sharply higher on Monday, saying that President Trump's trade wars with China and Mexico have introduced a measure of risk into the U.S. economy, and, as a result, interest rat...

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