Funny story - Troubled Tucker Carlson: My kingdom for some candy!

Troubled Tucker Carlson: My kingdom for some candy!

Tucker "Carl" Karlson was seen panhandling on the streets of Houston Texas yesterday, sitting in his own filth, bowtie askew, mud (or something) smeared on his face. "Spare some change, pretty pleeeeeeease! I'll tell you some lies! I know 'em all.

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Funny story - Polls show that 92% of all registered Republicans want Gov. Ron DeSantis over Donald Trump

Polls show that 92% of all registered Republicans want Gov. Ron DeSantis over Donald Trump

Political polls reveal a significant decline in Donald J. Erasmus Trump's popularity following his conviction for sexual assault. Recent polls among GOP voters portray Trump's stature diminished to that of a mere answer on the game show "Jeopardy!…

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Funny story - In an effort to sound more respectable, The Proud Boys terrorist organization is changing its name

In an effort to sound more respectable, The Proud Boys terrorist organization is changing its name

Now that a significant number of members from the notorious US homegrown terrorist group, better known as the Proud Boys, have been sentenced to prison, the Grand Dragon himself, Horatio "Bubba" Katzenjammer, believes it's time for a rebranding of th…

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Funny story - Moby Trump: The whaling misfortune of a flabby ex-president

Moby Trump: The whaling misfortune of a flabby ex-president

Since he has been waiting for one of his many court dates, Trump has gained weight eating burgers, burritos, Melania’s and Ivanka’s famous hickory smoked tacos, and stuffing down more top-secret documents which the FBI never found. To try and lose…

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Funny story - The United States Federation of Tenured Teachers unanimously agrees that Trump is evil

The United States Federation of Tenured Teachers unanimously agrees that Trump is evil

In a remarkable turn of events, the U.S. Federation of Tenured Teachers (USFTT), the largest teachers union in the nation, has unanimously declared D.J. Erasmus Trump as the "Supreme Villain" in the annals of educational history. With a resounding…

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Funny story - Loud and proud, boys behind bars

Loud and proud, boys behind bars

Proud Boys and QAnon gun-toters have been well-and-truly bitchslapped by a judge, and they are now facing some serious time. However, a pressing question remains: even if these followers are incarcerated, will their ideologies persist? Will the re…

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Funny story - Meet Trump's new attorney

Meet Trump's new attorney

It's widely known that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has a long history of refusing to pay his attorneys, with the exception of Michael "Hush Money" Cohen. Finding a reputable attorney willing to represent the self-proclaimed hooha grabber is near…

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Funny story - Gov. Greg "Eggplant" Abbott has been arrested for reckless wheelchair driving

Gov. Greg "Eggplant" Abbott has been arrested for reckless wheelchair driving

In a bizarre turn of events, Governor Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott found himself in handcuffs after being charged with reckless driving while operating his wheelchair. The governor, bearing an uncanny resemblance to a rotten eggplant, attempted…

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Funny story - Rachel Maddow sends MSNBC interns to site of mass shooting to put black face on victims

Rachel Maddow sends MSNBC interns to site of mass shooting to put black face on victims

After the latest mass shooting in somewhere USA, where a deranged Caucasian gunman used an AR-15 to kill a Caucasian family of five, Rachel Maddow was hunkered over her desk at The Rachel Maddow Show, seething with anger, pulling her hair, and scream…

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Funny story - The booted Tucker Carlson may be replaced by a woman who looks like a pimple with long blonde hair

The booted Tucker Carlson may be replaced by a woman who looks like a pimple with long blonde hair

Speculation is swirling at the Faux News network regarding the potential replacement for the controversial Tucker Carlson. A peculiar contender has emerged, once described as a woman bearing a striking resemblance to a blonde-haired pimple. Kaylei…

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Funny story - Reports from the FBI are that the entire Trump family could possibly all end up in prison

Reports from the FBI are that the entire Trump family could possibly all end up in prison

The Trump family may soon be fronting a different kind of reality TV show as reports suggest their potential residence could shift from Mar-a-Lago to a federal prison. According to sources at The American Research Group, the FBI's investigations h…

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Funny story - The FBI says that Trump has already been fitted for handcuffs

The FBI says that Trump has already been fitted for handcuffs

According to Andy Cohen, America's renowned information guru, an interesting revelation has surfaced about former president, the Trumpturd. It appears that DJT has already undergone a rather unique fitting process, this time involving handcuffs. C…

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Funny story - Rainbow Refuses to Wear Pride Colors, Shows Up as a Dull Gray

Rainbow Refuses to Wear Pride Colors, Shows Up as a Dull Gray

After a thundershower in Topeka, Kansas left a gray rainbow in the sky, activists protested the weather and basic physics. "I can't imagine such insensitivity," stated one protester. "After all we've worked for, the unscientific engagement of sunl…

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Funny story - President Biden proudly boasts that he subscribes to Victorian Secrets magazine

President Biden proudly boasts that he subscribes to Victorian Secrets magazine

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was asked if it's true that POTUS has a subscription to the extremely popular monthly publication Victorian Secrets Magazine. Miss Jean-Pierre smiled and announced that President Biden has subscribed…

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Funny story - Sarah Huckabee never let Trump touch her you-know-what

Sarah Huckabee never let Trump touch her you-know-what

Since 2016, one of the Trumpturd's most cherished comrades has been Gov. Sarah Huckabee of Arkansas. During her tenure as DJT's press secretary/attack dog, she skillfully orchestrated the illusion that the Orange Whale possessed an unmatched intel…

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Funny story - Trump's therapist says he cannot stop crying, seeks solace in fast food

Trump's therapist says he cannot stop crying, seeks solace in fast food

Reports coming out of Mar-a-Lago suggest that Trump's guilt-ridden conscience has led him to seek therapy twice a day, attempting to atone for the myriad of controversial actions he has committed. According to an insider, Trump's fast-food habits…

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Funny story - Stormy Daniels Has Informed The FBI That Trump Offered Her $20,000 To Say She Never Ate His Pickle

Stormy Daniels Has Informed The FBI That Trump Offered Her $20,000 To Say She Never Ate His Pickle

LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - In a shocking revelation, Stormy Daniels, the woman who was paid $130,000 hush money by former President Donald Trump, claims that Trump tried to bribe her with $20,000 to say that they never ate Minnesota pickles togethe…

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Funny story - Since Fox News Fired Tucker "The Liar" Carlson Their Viewership Has Dropped By 89%

Since Fox News Fired Tucker "The Liar" Carlson Their Viewership Has Dropped By 89%

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The cable news network Fox News has announced that it is revamping its entire programming to cater to a younger, hipper audience. The network, known for its conservative leaning programming and support for former Pr…

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Funny story - Mickey Mouse called Florida Governor DeSantis a WHAT?

Mickey Mouse called Florida Governor DeSantis a WHAT?

Mickey Mouse is in a tiff, and Olive Oil has a crate of tomatoes ready to throw at Florida Governor DeSantis. And if you think that's a threatening situation, wait until you see what Donald Duck and his nephews are ready to do. It's total pandemonium…

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Funny story - Minnesota Has Become The Pickle Capital Of The World!

Minnesota Has Become The Pickle Capital Of The World!

ST. PAUL, Minnesota - (Spoof News) - In a recent survey conducted by The Pickle Enthusiast magazine, Minnesota has been declared the "Pickle Capital of the World". The magazine's editor, Peter Piper, said that Minnesota's obsession with pickles ha…

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