Funny story: Commuter Snaps, Plans Pileup as a Middle Finger to Fellow Commuters: Fortunately Dies first in Collision with Big Rig

Commuter Snaps, Plans Pileup as a Middle Finger to Fellow Commuters: Fortunately Dies first in Collision with Big Rig

A man who'd spent more time in his car than in bed with his ex-wife, or with anyone else's wife, for that matter, finally snapped last month on the interchange between South New Haven and Cooperville. Fortunately for the driving public, the commu...

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Funny story: New York Woman Falls into Shame Spiral After Making False Lunch Promise

New York Woman Falls into Shame Spiral After Making False Lunch Promise

For all her efforts to be a good person, Melinda Waverly of New York City found herself agreeing to a lunch date she didn't intend to keep, sending her into a spiral of shame over her own lack of authenticity. "I know other people say 'Let's do lu...

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Funny story: The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

As impeachment proceedings intensify, and a second whistleblower has come forth, we turn to Dr. Rollon Shystrovski for further details. Dr. Shystrovski is an independent analyst with anonymous origins and several degrees in State Secrets and Other...

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Funny story: Trump Requires All Countries in World to Attend Anti-Corruption Summit at Mar-A-Lago or Risk Sanctions

Trump Requires All Countries in World to Attend Anti-Corruption Summit at Mar-A-Lago or Risk Sanctions

Washington - President Donald Trump will require every country in the world wanting to have diplomatic relations, trade with, or receive aid from, the United States to attend a week-long anti-corruption seminar at his Mar-A-Lago luxury resort in Palm...

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Funny story: CHINA offers to adopt Trump's Daughter

CHINA offers to adopt Trump's Daughter

In a confusing Sunday morning diplomatic phone call, White House representatives were reached by China's Premier as part of "Girls' Self-Esteem Week". The Premier congratulated the President's family on the beautiful phrase Donald Trump's grandda...

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Funny story: Pope Francis to Eliminate Celibacy for Priests--Nun Surprised

Pope Francis to Eliminate Celibacy for Priests--Nun Surprised

Standing before a congregation of jubilant priests and journalists from around the globe, Pope Francis announced termination of celibacy for male clergy under 50 years old. In making the historic announcement, the Pope cited workplace safety. "I can...

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Funny story: Cul De Sac Jobs Becoming Increasingly Popular

Cul De Sac Jobs Becoming Increasingly Popular

While the "dead-end" job has historically received a bad rap, a new variety of employment known as the "cul de sac" position has become increasingly popular, offering low stress and a reliably low income with no opportunity for advancement in a quiet...

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Funny story: “Action” Jackson, The Original “Flyover” Dude

“Action” Jackson, The Original “Flyover” Dude

BILLINGSGATE POST: He trod the same prairies as the mastodon. A virtual combination of Captain America and caveman, Jack “Action” Jackson is what America is all about. If there is such a creature as the Flyover Dude, Action is he. Growing up in...

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Funny story: Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change

Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change

While never pleasant, climate experts report that hell is becoming all but uninhabitable due to global warming. "People there are having an even tougher time than usual," said underworld reporter David Cohan. "Poor souls!" Cohan stated, too, th...

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Funny story: Introvert Gets in Amazing Shape Avoiding Elevator Small Talk

Introvert Gets in Amazing Shape Avoiding Elevator Small Talk

The physical fitness of Kim Berry, an introvert living in New York City, has skyrocketed as a result of walking up and down at least 67 flights of stairs every day in order to avoid feeling pressured to make small talk in elevators. "It's not eas...

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Funny story: Egyptian Mummy Found Buried With Gerbil In Rectum

Egyptian Mummy Found Buried With Gerbil In Rectum

BILLINGSGATE POST: The mummified remains of an Egyptian pharaoh were found buried in a Cairo slum. Thought to be the hidden tomb of 3000-Year-Old Pharaoh II, a team of English archaeologists made this colossal discovery. Pharaoh II’s penchant for...

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Funny story: Maker of Manafort's Ostrich Jacket to Donate $100 for Each Sold to Help Trump Fight Corruption in Ukraine

Maker of Manafort's Ostrich Jacket to Donate $100 for Each Sold to Help Trump Fight Corruption in Ukraine

Washington - The Alain Charcuterie Boutique Men's Store in New York City has said it will help President Trump's crusade to end corruption in the Ukraine by donating $100 for each $15,000 ostrich leather jacket it sells before Christmas. The jacke...

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Funny story: Buddhist Meditation Video on Disgustingness of the Body Goes Viral

Buddhist Meditation Video on Disgustingness of the Body Goes Viral

Striking a chord with many, a Buddhist video on the practice of asabha bhavana, a meditation in which one focuses on the loathsomeness of the physical body and its dirty, disgusting nature, went viral overnight, reaching millions eager to contemplate...

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Funny story: CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS

CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS

Washington, DC - On Friday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on the spread of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Back on May 16, 2011, the CDC offered guidance to Americans by publishing...

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Funny story: Trump Pressures Liechtenstein's President: "Investigate the Bidens"

Trump Pressures Liechtenstein's President: "Investigate the Bidens"

Vaduz, Liechtenstein. Woof Blister reporting for SIN, Spoof International News. This capital city is abuzz after U.S. President Donald Trump's devious phone call to this country's president, Albert Frick, dragged the Liechtensteiners into the morass...

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Funny story: Trump Announces the Construction of a Luxury Prison

Trump Announces the Construction of a Luxury Prison

Washington, DC In the wake of several convicted felons, some of whom are personal friends of Donald Trump, the President has made an announcement to build several luxury prisons across the United States. "A luxury prison is something that this cou...

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Funny story: Philosopher Brings Debate to Halt by Asking whether Scientology Opponent Is High

Philosopher Brings Debate to Halt by Asking whether Scientology Opponent Is High

In a heated debate over the existence of God, free will, and fundamental life spirit, philosophy professor and outspoken atheist, Dr. Donald Cartwright, brought the discussion to a screeching halt by asking whether his debate opponent, Church of Scie...

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Funny story: Robot Galley Slaves And Silicon Sex Chicks Found In Wreckage Off Carthage Coast

Robot Galley Slaves And Silicon Sex Chicks Found In Wreckage Off Carthage Coast

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a diving expedition off the coast of Carthage, a sunken Roman Galley, dating back to the Punic Wars, was found submerged in 60 feet of water. Until now, it was thought that these warships were rowed by galley slaves, either...

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Funny story: Vapers, Anti-Vapers Debate at Madison Square Garden

Vapers, Anti-Vapers Debate at Madison Square Garden

Madison Square Garden, NYC. By Woof Blister, reporting for SIN, Spoof International News. Before a capacity crowd of 20,789 agitated partisans, the long-anticipated Great Debate between those supporting the right to vape Ecigarettes and their opponen...

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Funny story: Forever 21 Goes Out of Business--To Reopen as AARP Thrifty 63

Forever 21 Goes Out of Business--To Reopen as AARP Thrifty 63

Former fashion powerhouse retailer, Forever 21, announced it will close three Arizona stores effective December 31, and its remaining outlets in 2020. According to Forever 21 president, Jin Sook Chang, "... the retail fashion market has evolved and...

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