Funny story - The Goombalini family says Trump is toast

The Goombalini family says Trump is toast

The New York Sunshine Observer has just reported that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family has let it be known that the minute that the pussy grabbing Trump sets foot in prison he will be toast. Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino, who kn…

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Funny story - Anti-Trump billboards spring up all over America

Anti-Trump billboards spring up all over America

In the "No Fucking Kidding Department," anti-Trump billboards are popping up all over every state in the union. The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that Trump has become more hated than bastards such as Hitler, Hirohito, and Charles Manson.

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Funny story - Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr., say that they do not do drugs...never, ever, never

Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr., say that they do not do drugs...never, ever, never

Donald Trump's former 'side piece,' and his little boy, Donald Trump Jr., say that they're sick and tired, tired and sick of having to always comment that no, they do not do drugs. To be fair, Nancy Reagan found it hard to 'Just Say No', she was f…

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Funny story - The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)

The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)

The notorious East Coast crime family, the Goombalini's, have just informed reporter Carmine Calatino, with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper that they recently spoke with the warden of Sing Sing Prison. The Mafia family spokesman Piccolo S…

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Funny story - Britney Spears' "just say no to drugs" program is a big success in 49 states

Britney Spears' "just say no to drugs" program is a big success in 49 states

The US DEA has just stated that Britney Spears' "Just Say Hell No To Drugs" program is a tremendous hit in 49 of the states. A spokesman for the DEA, Lionel Boocastle, divulged that the only state where the drug program did not work was in Alabama…

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Funny story - The KKK burns two cases of Bud Light beer

The KKK burns two cases of Bud Light beer

iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the Alabama chapter of the KKK has just shown their disdain for the LGBTQ organization. Miss Segovia noted that an unidentified Grand Wizard stated that at a recent crossing burning event, the Crapola Cree…

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Funny story - Nuclear secrets hidden next to a toilet?

Nuclear secrets hidden next to a toilet?

Photos in the Donald Trump indictment reveal that Trump hid top-secret, classified information in one of his Mar-a-Lago bathrooms having a crystal chandelier. Top-secret boxes were also piled in the bathtub behind a dirty-looking shower curtain. U…

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Funny story - The state of Wyoming bans the term "Ish," as in 8 ish

The state of Wyoming bans the term "Ish," as in 8 ish

The Wyoming state senate has voted 97-3 to ban the hackneyed, worn-out term "Ish," as in "We will go to dinner at 8 ish." Many residents of the Buffalo Herd state, have expressed a desire that the term needs to be retired like the terms "Where's m…

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Funny story - Alabama says that all of the gays have left the state

Alabama says that all of the gays have left the state

According to The QuinniPinni Polling Agency, every gay that was living in Alabama (89) has now left the state. QP stated that most have gone to New York City, with some moving to San Francisco, West Hollywood, Key West, Las Vegas, Baltimore, and O…

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Funny story - Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months

Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months

Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole reports that the hooha grabber's Walk of Fame star has been vandalized again. Lucy Crowsteen, a spokesperson for the sidewalk group noted that since old "Baby Fingers" is so damn hated that they are not going to hav…

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Funny story - Eric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell

Eric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell

Well, low and behold, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had finally admitted that his ass will burn in hell in the not-to-distant future. Old Orange Leatherface told his stupid ass son, Eric "Gofey" Trump that he is getting psyched up for his one-way…

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Funny story - The Mafia tells Trump if he has any sense he'll leave the US as effen soon as possible

The Mafia tells Trump if he has any sense he'll leave the US as effen soon as possible

There are two things one does not mess with, a rattlesnake and the Mafia, and both can bite you before you even know you've been bit. Mafioso boss Salvatore Goombalini recently got word to Trump that if he has any lick of sense left in his vacuous…

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Funny story - Iowa shows it has balls and bans AR-15's, grenade launchers, and hollow point bullets

Iowa shows it has balls and bans AR-15's, grenade launchers, and hollow point bullets

The 'Fly-Over' state of Iowa, has just enacted legislation that will ban many types of automatic and semi-automatic weaponry. The Corn Cob state voted 93 to 4, with 3 abstentions to ban such weapons of mass destruction as AR-15's, grenade launcher…

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Funny story - Joe finally admits talking "business" with Hunter

Joe finally admits talking "business" with Hunter

Relentlessly pressed by FAUX NEWS reporter, Helga Hardass, about whether the president had ever discussed business with his wayward son, Hunter, the President snapped back: “Yes, I asked him how much he paid for those two hookers he was shown bang…

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Funny story - Gov. DeSantis says that Trump is cheating already

Gov. DeSantis says that Trump is cheating already

The governor of the Plywood State,(Ron DeSantis), of Florida,has accused Donald Trump of cheating his orange ass off. The Trumptwat responded by saying that he has never cheated, even once in his life, and that includes with wanton women, on his i…

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Funny story - Trump is extremely paranoid about being poisoned so he has now hired a taster to taste his Big Macs

Trump is extremely paranoid about being poisoned so he has now hired a taster to taste his Big Macs

The Daily Max News Agency has broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has become as paranoid as Russian President Vladkimir Nikita Putin about being poisoned. The Orange Whale has just hired an individual (at $6 an hour) to taste his M…

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Funny story - Trump has just picked Ted Cruz to be his vice-presidential running mate

Trump has just picked Ted Cruz to be his vice-presidential running mate

Well ladies and gentleman, it is now official, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, who many are calling the "Teflon Racist" has just informed the news media that he has chosen Guatemala native Sen. Ted Cruz to be his official 2024 presidential election ru…

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Funny story - A Central American cartel claims Trump asked them for a HUGE campaign donation

A Central American cartel claims Trump asked them for a HUGE campaign donation

The Scuttlebutt Review is reporting that a very high profile Central American "candy" cartel has claimed that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump reached out to them, asking for a sweet donation of $10 million to fund his 2024 presidential campaign. Apr…

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Funny story - Trump has just been named to sit on the board of directors of The Proud Boys

Trump has just been named to sit on the board of directors of The Proud Boys

In a move that has surprised even most of the die-hard Trump supporters, GOP Picky Magazine reports that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just been named to sit on the Proud Boys board of directors. The magazine noted that Trump had asked one of…

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Funny story - Kimberly Guilfoyle admits that her future-father-in-law did in fact lose the 2020 election

Kimberly Guilfoyle admits that her future-father-in-law did in fact lose the 2020 election

The long-legged senorita from Puerto Rico, aka Kimberly Guilfoyle, accidentally let it slip that she has accepted the fact that Don The Con actually lost the presidential election to President Joe Biden. Guilfoyle who used to work as a warehouse p…

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