Trump: "Judas Didn't Betray Jesus! He Told Me!"
In an interview with Sean Hannity at Fox News, President Donald Trump was asked if he believed Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. Trump insisted: "Judas told me, five times, that he was not the betrayer. I believe him. He...Read full story
"Ptomaine Romaine"...Again. Chef Retains Romaine's Remains
Just as romaine lettuce growers were recovering from the e coli scare of last spring, the Center for Disease Control issued a "do not serve" and "do not eat" warning covering romaine lettuce from any source and in every state. One defiant salad chef...Read full story
Nashville Woman Prays Over Thanksgiving Turkey and Reflects that Karma’s a Bitch
In gratitude for the Thanksgiving Day feast prepared by her mother and extended family, Carrie Grace Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, bowed her head in prayer, thanked the centerpiece stuffed turkey for his/her sacrifice, and reflected to herself that...Read full story
States of Wisconsin and Iowa Discovered to be 'Totally Fucked'
International News Reporters rushed to the State of Wisconsin when they received a disturbing report that the intricately-designed Universe (with all of its magnificent wonders as well as its originally-beautiful design) is somehow broken, twisted, a...Read full story
GOP Candidate Loses Support in Own Party After Saying She was “Just Kidding About Keeping Liberal Folks From Voting”
Jackson, Mississippi - GOP Senate candidate Cindy Hyde-Smith, facing a runoff election next week with Democratic challenger Mike Espy in Mississippi, walked back her recent comments that suppression of liberal voting was a "great idea", now saying t...Read full story
Trump At Thanksgiving: America Is Great Again!
President Donald Trump has spoken to the nation declaring in no uncertain terms, that America is great again! Trump, speaking after having gorged himself on a rather large and splendid turkey dinner at the White House, told viewers in a televised...Read full story
President Trump Concludes On 'Concluding'
US President, Donald Trump, has told anyone still not fed up of listening, that he is not yet satisfied with the impression the public have of him, and will continue doing his utmost until his position has become completely untenable, and he is locke...Read full story
Trump gives thanks to himself plus explains MBS as victim of vicious world
As the race to the 2020 election begins, Mr. Trump finds himself high in the saddle of world politics, and his own opinion of himself. Yesterday at Thanksgiving in America, Mr. Trump indicated his gratitude to himself for his personal glory. “L...Read full story
Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump HotelsCoincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico
US security reports from sources based inside Mexico have, Friday evening, confirmed that a second migrant caravan has formed inside the country, and is making its way north towards the border. Details are, thus far, sketchy, but first impressions...Read full story
Number Of Migrant Caravans Increases To Seven
Latest reports coming from inside Mexico indicate that there are now seven 'migrant caravans' making their way towards the US border. Exact numbers are not available, but at least two of the groups are estimated at 60,000-strong. All look like the...Read full story
Lonely Guy Finally Scores with Multiple Women After Buying Jordan Peterson Books and Lectures
Toronto - After years of involuntary celibacy, a local man in his late 30’s reported that he was able to date and consummate relationships with several attractive women after purchasing books, lectures and podcasts by Canadian professor and right win...Read full story
The final journey- Jesus loves you
A genetically, mentally challenged adventurer and delusional, Christian missionary has disappeared after visiting a pre-neolithic tribe on a small island, where he had gone to satisfy his final demise, local law enforcement officials said on Wednesda...Read full story
Trump Sends 900 Jews Seeking Asylum back to Nazi Germany
The White House. June 1, 1939. President Donald Trump today approved the recommendation of Secretary of State Cordell Hull that the German passenger liner St. Louis not be given permission to dock and unload approximately 900 Jews seeking asylum out...Read full story
38 US Women With Same Name Killed This Month
Police forces from all over the US are involved in emergency talks today to discuss the possible copycat killings of 38 women with the same name during the month of November. The women - all named Sarah Connor - were murdered by a tall muscular-lo...Read full story
Trump Bites The Head Off Baby And No One Cares
During a press conference this morning, a general feeling of apathy overcame the press corp. One correspondent remarked, "We're in shock. We just can't take any more drama." The president was noticeably irritated by the sight of several report...Read full story
Nashville Man Stops Fighting Loneliness and Finds a New Best Friend
After a lifetime of battling his chronic and persistent loneliness, Ben Harris of Nashville, Tennessee, decided stop fighting and instead embrace it – and ended up finding a new best friend. “I been alone my whole life,” said Ben, whose father dis...Read full story