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Taiwan has contacted Stephen King ...

Asking if he can put a missile-proof dome over their country.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If the nations of Scandinavia land on Mars ...

The first thing they’d build would be a gorgeous palace for all their gorgeous people. And I’ll be first in line for a ticket.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If Israel lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build is a house for themselves, then they'd bulldoze the Palestinian house already there while blaming Palestinians for getting themselves bulldozed.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If Saudi Arabia lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be an embassy where they can kill journalists.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If North Korea lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a statue to whichever dictator was ‘eternal’ at that moment.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If Canada lands on Mars ...

They first thing they would build would be a hockey rink surrounded by maple trees chugging out the syrup.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If France lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a bordello where they could make sweet sweet love to anything that moved.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If Britain lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a pub. Rightly so. Cheers!

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If Russia lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a cruise missile that can hit anywhere on the planet within minutes, even if it means blowing themselves up as well.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If America lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a gun shop, then act surprised when one of them goes on a mass shooting.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If China lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a wall to imprison themselves, plus Tibet, Taiwan, the Uyghur people, and anyone else they 'claim' as their own.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene is so dumb ...

She can’t recall.

written by Ana Sian, 01 May 2022

Candace Owens is so dumb ...

She thinks Marjorie Taylor Greene is green.

written by Ana Sian, 01 May 2022

Candace Owens is so dumb ... PART 2

She thinks George Washington was the 41st and 43rd Presidents of the U.S.A.

written by Ana Sian, 01 May 2022

Candace Owens is so dumb ... Part 1

She thinks Machiavelli is a type of Italian sports car

written by Ana Sian, 01 May 2022

Amber Heard is On Her Way to the Oscars!

Amber Heard has already been nominated for an Oscar in a new category made just for her: Best Eye Roll in a Courtroom Drama.

written by Ana Sian, 30 April 2022

Matt Gaetz After Retirement from Politics

Matt Gaetz has announced his retirement from politics to rent out his forehead to show movies on at kid’s parties.

written by Ana Sian, 30 April 2022

Ollie North Is Pissed

Oliver North Called Marjorie Taylor Greene to say, “Hey, you stole that ‘I don’t recall’ thing from me! That’s my bit!”

Of course, Marge replied, “I don’t recall.”

written by Ana Sian, 30 April 2022

Invisible Man Speaks up!

The invisible man President Biden was shaking hands with at a news conference last week finally speaks to the press: "Um, it's kind of embarrassing but that wasn't my hand he was shaking."

written by Adam Click, 24 April 2022

Harry McGuire Denies Posing for Nude Photos

'It's a complete cock and ball story' claims the England and Manchester United defender

written by Danny Soz, 18 April 2022

Boris Johnson Weight Gain Latest

The PM is now so fat that when he attends parliament he sits next to everybody

written by Danny Soz, 13 April 2022

Nancy’s Law

The Department Of Justice has subpoenaed the boots of Melania Trump under a little known piece of legislation called the Nancy Sinatra law, which states: “These boots were made for talking.”

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Honor Thy Cats

What do you call 100 cats owned by Honor Blackman? Pussy Galore.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Jesus the Bootlegger

If Jesus could turn water into wine, why can’t I get drunk at a Christian wedding?

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Lauren Boebert Is So Dumb ...

She scheduled a trip to the Sahara Desert to look for her camel toe.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Mars Marjorie

Marjorie Taylor Greene has signed up with Elon Musk to be the first woman to personally hand out Bibles to Republicans on Mars.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Gaetz Lost A Date

Matt Gaetz was going to go to the Oscars, but his date was stuck in a time-out.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Mitch McConnell is so old ...

That not only can’t he find his moral red line, but he also can’t find his underwear, car keys, his Russian passport, nor a president who isn’t a criminal at large.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

After Chris Rock Got A Smack

Will Smith didn’t get laid by Jada, so he could only spank his monkey.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Darth Jada

Jada Pinkett Smith has signed a contract to be in the next Star Wars epic, where she will play Darth Emasculator.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Two Words

For the next Star Wars movie: Darth Trump.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Hollywood is Obsessed with Remakes

So the next Lord of the Rings will be an all-Wookie and Stormtrooper production where they throw the Death Star into a black hole called Mordor.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Putin’s Golf Game

He always wins because he uses anti-tank missile launchers instead of golf clubs.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Lunch at Putin’s House

Where the food tasters are dropping like flies!

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

A Modern-Day Dracula

Vlad ‘the Impaler’ Putin with a glass of red ‘wine’.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Jerry Seinfeld in Russia

What’s the deal with genocide? I mean, there can be no Russian history without it! [Beat.] I’m going to the Gulag, aren’t I?

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Amendment Typo

A typo has recently been discovered in the Second Amendment. Correct version: “The right of the people to keep and bear Farms shall not be infringed.” America was an agrarian society at the time.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Nancy’s Law

The Department Of Justice has subpoenaed the boots of Melania Trump under a little known piece of legislation called the Nancy Sinatra law, which states: “These boots were made for talking.”

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Cancelling Disney

Some are calling for the cancelling of Walt Disney. Guards at Disneyland are keeping a close eye on the thermostat to make sure no one fiddles with it.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

Achy Breaky

Miley Cyrus’ mom, Tish, has an achy breaky heart, so she has filed for an achy breaky divorce from her achy breaky husband, Billy Ray ... who now regrets ever writing the song that ended his marriage.

written by Ana Sian, 12 April 2022

All-Out War Erupts Amongst Hillibilly Community...

...Situation considered serious after Uncle Zebediah overhears his wife's cousin's brother-in-law, Cousin Zebediah Junior, use a three-syllable word.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 April 2022

Supernanny explains how she would handle Putin

"He should be sent to the naughty steppe," she said.

written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 09 April 2022

Art Critic Known For His Pretentious and Exaggerated Appreciation Of The Arts...

...discloses that now that he's older, people aren't calling him 'artsy fartsy' anymore, but rather just 'fartsy'.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 07 April 2022

Trigger

Ironically, epoch changing televisual event Only Fools and Horses has never had a Trigger warning.

written by Ben Macnair, 01 April 2022

In Future News; Moon Men Return To Moon After Successful Diplomatic Visit...

...And in a related story, humans can now see entire continent of Australia at its new home in the middle of the Sea of Tranquility!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 22 March 2022

$87,000,000,000 Government Study Reveals That Most Mistakes By People...

...were caused by 'doing this instead of that'.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 March 2022

In Small Town News...

...Mrs. Gretel Crabbley of Crabbley's Corner Store and Spoon Emporium in the town of Drunk Duck Creek wants customers to wipe their feet when they visit or else Gretel's shotgun will do it for them!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 27 February 2022

Russians Win Women's Figure Skaring, Ukraine Invasion Cancelled

Putin ordered Valieva to fall so there wpuld be a medal ceremony for a Russian gold and silver. Ukriane invasion now off.

written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 17 February 2022

Russia's Latest Drugging Scandal Calls For New Team Acronym

After the recent Olympic sanctions, the ROC team moniker is out. However, his Excellency, the Russian President is at-the-ready with a new one: the PUDUSSies -- Putin's Drugged-up Skatin' Serfies.

written by Trinculoman, 10 February 2022

A Sense of his own importance

Michael Gove has said that people can't write Government without writing his name, and therefore assumes his job will always be a safe one.

written by Ben Macnair, 04 February 2022

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