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US Citizens Opt for Late Term Abortion on Elected Officials

In wake of mass attacks on women's rights and scientific advancement, US citizens have opted for a Late Term Abortion of their elected officials before the next elections.

written by Xavier Fairbanks, 17 May 2019

Trump Takes Out Large Mortgage on White House

The Senate and Supreme Court both see nothing wrong with the latest Trump development.

written by Al N., 17 May 2019

Mueller Reappears After Being Missing for 48 Hours

Agents insist that Mueller's disappearance had nothing to do with the bill for Forensic Hypnosis.

written by Al N., 17 May 2019

Trump's Economy Created 200,000 Jobs in April

100,000 are telemarketers, and the other 100,000 prepare the robocalls.

written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 17 May 2019

Alabama’s Abortion Law Footnote

Alabama’s abortion law footnote few men have noticed: Any male who is responsible for pregnancy either by rape or incest or unwanted artificial insemination will be subject to immediate castration.

written by K.C. Bell, 16 May 2019

Trump, on the Fight between Heaven and Hell

When asked by his pastor where he stands on the struggle between Heaven and Hell, Donald Trump replied:

"There are very fine people on both sides."

written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 13 May 2019

American Company to Produce Depleted Uranium Utensils

An American silverware company has resorted to using depleted uranium in the manufacture of all of its dinner utensil lines produced in China. to survive the ongoing Trump tariff war.

written by C/L, 12 May 2019

Freddie Starr eaten by hamster

Aged rocker found dead in his Spanish villa between two slices of bread, being nibbled by a Russian dwarf hamster.

written by Mark, 10 May 2019

Annual Clam Festival Called off over Post Nasal Drip Concerns

Annual clam festival called off over organizer's concerns that a high number of attendees with post nasal drip, could ruin the affair in the same disgusting way that it was the year before.

written by C/L, 10 May 2019

Woman Allowed to Bring Emotional Support Marijuana Plant on Overseas Flight

A woman with the world's first carry-on emotional support marijuana plant is allowed to board an overseas flight bound for Tehran.

written by C/L, 10 May 2019

Donald Trump to Merge the Federal Reserve with Deutsche Bank

In a desperate effort to keep his Russian-backed tax returns from being revealed, Donald Trump has ordered Steve Mnuchin to merge the Federal Reserve with Deutsche Bank.

written by C/L, 10 May 2019

Western Nationalists Insure Russian Dingle-berry Crop

Oligarchs scam stupid nationalist investors with two-hundred-billion-dollar Russian dingle-berry crop insurance scheme.

written by C/L, 09 May 2019

Authorities Shut Down Sperm Bank-Yogurt Shop

Health inspectors shut down a sperm bank that was also operating a yogurt shop on the back side of its lab facility.

written by C/L, 09 May 2019

Supreme Court Disqualifies Trump, Removes him from Presidency

A review of tapes from the Republican 2016 presidential debates reveals that Trump bumped Ohio governor Kasich as the candidates entered the stage for the second debate.

written by Ralph E. Shaffer, 06 May 2019

The Kardashians Moving Into Politics

If the Kardashians were to go into politics, they would be the Trumps.

written by K.C. Bell, 04 May 2019

President's Orwellian Campaign to Rehabilitate Fascism Continues Unabated

Yesterday in an hour-long phone call with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, President Trump took painstaking notes about Putin's fascist strategy on large newsprint pad in crayon.

written by C/L, 04 May 2019

Mattel Anounces Its Witless, Lying, Clueless Pygmy Line

Branching out in new novelty items, Mattel added the Jerry Nadslur, the Adam Shifty-Sh*tty, and Ilan Omygallallah, an AOC-Beanstalk, a Beto-Blatherer, a Bernie-Loonie, and a Biden-B-Goofy to its line.

written by Trinculoman, 04 May 2019

NRA Officially Adopts The Kalashnikov Assault Rifle as its Emblem to Honor Russian Oligarchs

The NRA adopts the Kalashnikov assault rifle as its official emblem in honor of Russian oligarch's continued efforts to aid in the establishment of authoritarianism in America.

written by C/L, 04 May 2019

Friendly Russian Recruited Beluga Spy Disappears

Friendly Russian-recruited, Beluga whale spy disappears after seafaring camera crew blows its cover.

written by C/L, 03 May 2019

Surgeon Discovers Trump's Brain in Colo-Rectal Region

Bethesda Naval Hospital surgeon halts procedure to remove large mass in President Trump's upper rectum when he realizes the mass is actually critical brain tissue.

written by C/L, 03 May 2019

Cooking Shows Just Destroy People's Dreams

A recent study concludes that harsh reality cooking shows just make aspiring chefs feel like shit, and crush their hopes and dreams.

written by C/L, 02 May 2019

New Reality Show Cake Room Escape Room to Air and be Cancelled Soon

A new ridiculous reality show Cake Room Escape Room, is set to make its disastrous debut, followed by its imminent cancellation.

written by C/L, 02 May 2019

William Barr Slated to Spend Another Day in the Justice Department Laughing at the Constitution

William Barr is slated to spend yet another day with his feet up on his desk flouting the rule of law and trashing democracy while he eats cheeseburgers and follows Trump's tweets.

written by C/L, 02 May 2019

Wanker's Chocolate Factory to Merge with King Potty Septic Treatment Corporation

Wanker's Chocolate Factory receives approval from the Trump administration to merge with King Potty Septic Treatment Corporation.

written by C/L, 02 May 2019

Flying Kremlin Monkeys Signal the Start of Putin's 2020 US Presidential Election Interference Season

Flying monkeys carrying laptop computers and wearing confederate flag T-shirts seen flying around the Kremlin in a lead-up to 2020 presidential election, interference season.

written by C/L, 01 May 2019

Rumors Confirm That Mulvaney Rides Around the Oval Office on Children's Tricycle

Donald Trump delights in watching Mick Mulvaney ride around the oval office on a child's tricycle while lauding Trump for his "fiscal genius."

written by C/L, 01 May 2019

Barr compares Mueller's Phone Call to Charlie Brown Cartoon Voice

Bill Barr claims that all he could hear during Mueller's complaint call over his report was the Charlie Brown teacher's voice, "whaaa, whaaa, whaaa, waaa."

written by C/L, 01 May 2019

Putin Creates Polonium Tea Company

In an effort to broaden Russian trade to more than just gas, weapons, and hacking, Putin establishes the Polonium Tea Company.

written by C/L, 01 May 2019

Trump Sues German Bank to Conceal His Dirty Money Laundry

In a panicked attempt to keep his dirty money laundry from being aired, Donald Trump sues German bank.

written by C/L, 01 May 2019

Trump Brags About Spanking Rod Rosenstein Like a Bad Little Boy

In a recent White House get together Bill Barr and Donald Trump chuckled about how Trump pulled Rosenstein's pants down, turned him over his knee and spanked his ass red.

written by C/L, 30 April 2019

Sociologists find that Flatulance can be a Wonderful Ice Breaker in Business

In a recent study of several hundred Wall Street brokers, researchers have found that tense business meetings end with a high degree of success if several participants fart during negotiations.

written by C/L, 30 April 2019

William Barr Admits That he Just Hates People

Bill Barr was overheard stating to a colleague in the Justice department men's room, "I just enjoy sh*tting in people's cheerios, I love to ruin people's freedom, and poop on their proverbial party!"

written by C/L, 30 April 2019

Democrats Content to Watch Democracy Die

The Democratic leadership in Washington is perfectly content to watch President Trump and white nationalists flush liberty down the toilet, as long as they can hold on to their jobs.

written by C/L, 30 April 2019

Russian Government Sued Over Mustard Gas Commercial

The Russian Government is facing a law suit over an illegal spoof of famous mustard commercial titled: "Pardon Me, Do You Have any Gr*y P**pon Mustard Gas?" Marketed specifically to dictatorships.

written by C/L, 30 April 2019

Anti-Intellectual Foundation Studying Khmer Rouge Philosophy

Conservative think tank studying Pol Pot's anti-intellectual policies, in the hopes of giving white nationalists an advantage over people with brains.

written by C/L, 30 April 2019

Degree of Trump's Stupidity Can Now be Measured in Megatons

The International Atomic Energy Agency has created a mathematical equation describing Trump's stupidity: Trump's ego, times his IQ, divided by his hatred, equals eminent megaton yields.

written by C/L, 30 April 2019

In Bernie's Psychedelic Mushroom Vermont Forest Shrine

Much of Bernie's royalties have gone into a woodsy shrine to all his idolized Socialist-Commie dictators. Castro, Lenin, Mao, Ortega, Pol Pot, Stalin - all have a place among psychedelic "musshies."

written by Trinculoman, 29 April 2019

Polls Show that Joe Biden is America's Favorite Ditzy Politician

Polls show that Americans feel that Joe Biden is their number one beloved, ditzy politician, more likely to set his foot in his mouth than he is to set it in the Oval Office.

written by C/L, 29 April 2019

White House Officials Save the International Space Station from Trump Ordered Attack

White House Officials Save the International Space Station from attack, after they explain to President Trump that ISS is not a terrorist caliphate in space.

written by C/L, 29 April 2019

Public Baffled Over Trump's Disconnet in Regards to AntiSemitism and His Jewish Family Members

The public continues to be baffled as to why Trump doesn't see the connection between supporting white nationalism and how it endangers the Jewish members of his family.

written by C/L, 28 April 2019

Trump Declares ISIS to be Very Fine People

Donald Trump declares ISIS to be very fine people, after viewing an online video of members marching in white polo shirts, while carrying tiki-torches, rebel flags, and yelling anti-Semitic slurs.

written by C/L, 28 April 2019

White Nationalist Compound Leveled in Vibrating Bed Explosion

Seventy white nationalists perish in massive detonation when two of their comrades hoarding nitroglycerine vials and crates of dynamite in their room, turn on vibrating bed while having sex.

written by C/L, 28 April 2019

Climate Change Denier Dies from Barbecuing Chicken in Her Home

Woman dies of carbon monoxide poisoning from barbecuing chicken in her home when she attempts to prove to her neighbor that pollution doesn't exist.

written by C/L, 28 April 2019

NRA Backs Hand Gun Vending Machines

NRA gives its enthusiastic support for a major gun manufacturer's bid to establish hand gun vending machine franchises across America.

written by C/L, 28 April 2019

New Epic Comic Book Film set to be Another Cliche Block Buster

Epic comic book movie expected to set another in a long line of cliche box office records, all while numbing every bodies senses with non-stop special effects, and a paper thin story-line.

written by C/L, 28 April 2019

Jared Kushner Walking the Streets of Washington in Royal Saudi Garb

AP sources speculate a significant change in White House foreign policy with regards to Saudi Arabia, after spotting Jared Kushner in Royal Saudi garb over the past several days.

written by C/L, 27 April 2019

Donald Trump Claims that Robert E Lee was the Finest Un-American American

In a statement earlier today Trump said, "Robert E Lee was the finest Un-American American, and that we can all be proud as Un-American Americans of Robert E Lee's kindly and tolerant bigotry."

written by C/L, 27 April 2019

Trump on Track for Telling the Most Lies of Any American President

President Trump stated that he would like to hit the ten-thousandth lie mark before his thousandth-day in office.

written by C/L, 27 April 2019

Seafood Restaurant Spontaneously Evacuates Over Masturbation Joke

Patrons aggressively evacuate gourmet seafood restaurant after chef's joke about masturbating into the tartar sauce bowl is widely overheard.

written by C/L, 27 April 2019

Makers of Fire in the Hole Adult Sex Toy Game Facing Class Action Law Suit

Makers of 'Fire in the Hole' pyrotechnic anal sex toy game are facing a class action law suit over their allegedly defective explosive butt-plug inserts.

written by C/L, 27 April 2019
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