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In Future News, 'Uranus' Still Used As Punchline In Jokes...

...Greek God still annoyed, and wishes he was named something else..

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 August 2020

Donny Pens 'The Fart Of The Deal'

In the sequel to 'The Art Of The Deal' , The Fart Of The Deal explains exactly when Trump likes to blast an 'undies-stainer' during any business negotiation.

written by Paul Blake, 09 August 2020

Vanishing Vicars: Police Called

As speculation mounts about vanishing vicars, the police are investigating. Inspector Whitty, Police Unsolved Nonsense Squad, said, "We are treating this as a missing parsons case."

written by Joel Kaye, 09 August 2020

Apple to introduce person-free shopping

The technology takes away the need for cashiers and checkouts.

Liverpool residents say that this cutting-edge approach is known as "shoplifting".

written by ExiledRoyal, 07 August 2020

In Future News...

...lazy people continue to not use the Spell Chek feature.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 06 August 2020

Trump Didn’t Attend Funeral Of John Lewis

Three living presidents went to the funeral of Congressman John Lewis. Trump was a no-show. “He didn’t go to my inauguration.”

True. Trump's inauguration was a national funeral, too.

written by K.C. Bell, 04 August 2020

Trump Touts Penicillin as COVID Cure

When Dr. Fauci pointed out that antibiotics are only effective against bacteria and not viruses, Trump retorted: "FAKE NEWS!"

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 02 August 2020

Trump And Statue Of Liberty

“And some I assume are good people.” What a stingy escalator welcome by Donald Trump. The Statue of Liberty says: “Give me your tired, your poor…yearning to breathe free...I lift my lamp...”

written by K.C. Bell, 01 August 2020

Trump's Rally Crowds

Donald Trump's outdoor rally crowd gathering at airfields is so small, (also called puny) the group could be fitted in Air Force One, with a few standing on the steps.

written by K.C. Bell, 01 August 2020

Weightwatchers change their name

In the light of the Government handing out food vouchers, stimulating the economy by encouraging people to eat out, Weightwatchers have decided to change their name to, "Sod it. Give me the cakes."

written by ExiledRoyal, 01 August 2020

Aspartame Boy revelation!

Aspartame Boy admits he spends only three minutes writing each story.

And he only uses his thumb holding the phone, while picking his nose with the other hand!

written by Aspartame Boy, 01 August 2020

Trump Loves All Poll Workers

Trump said he was in favor of more poll workers. But when it was explained to him that the question wasn't about strippers, he reversed his opinion.

written by Paul Blake, 01 August 2020

in Future News...

...in our post-Covid-19 world, some Hollywood blockbuster movies are expected to earn as much as $3000 in ticket receipts!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 31 July 2020

Harry And Meghan

Harry found a mother in Meghan, and Meghan found a career launch in Harry. Only Meghan's career launch hasn’t fired up.

written by K.C. Bell, 30 July 2020

Donald Trump's New Coronavirus Expert

Why, isn’t it surprising that Donald Trump’s new coronavirus expert, Dr. Stella Immanuel, believes in alien pregnancy, demon sperm, and taking Hydroxychloroquine? Putin can't believe his good fortune.

written by K.C. Bell, 30 July 2020

Japanese firm invents High Capacity cassette tape

The tape can store 180 million songs.

They say that the tape will be ready to demonstrate sometime in the year 2045 ... as soon as they finish rewinding it.

written by ExiledRoyal, 29 July 2020

Doctors doing it for themselves

Doctors all over the country have banded together to record a song for all the people affected by the virus.Called "Let's Go To Fiji", the song has had mixed reactions from critics and senior press.

written by whatinthe world, 29 July 2020

Bostonian spending spree

A Boston survivor of Covid-19 has bought $40 billion worth of real estate in the Hollywood Hills. Why? "I've beaten Covid so now I'm going to beat the taxman." The IRS have his address.

written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020

Melania is angry

Melania Trump has decided that living with twelve guinea pigs, six bunny rabbits and a poodle is too much. She wants Donald to replace all his staff for the good of both their states of mental health.

written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020

Trump goes oddball

President Donald J Trump will, from tomorrow, wear a Ku Klux Klan outfit as a means of annoying Black Lives Matter protestors. Trump has a reelection strategy that is completely unprecedented.

written by whatinthe world, 28 July 2020

Breakaway protest group called 'Defun The Police' forms in the U.S...

...which means no more fun parties, Nintendo, or waterpark visits for the police!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 28 July 2020

Plumbing mistake

A plumber has become the victim of his own work after he managed to fall into a latrine and was duly sucked into the sewer pipe. He is now somewhere in the north Atlantic Ocean.

written by whatinthe world, 27 July 2020

Trump: I'm Batman

President Donald J Trump has announced he will wear the Batman costume if he thinks it will convince protestors to stay off the streets. He"ll even wear it for the State of the Union address.

written by whatinthe world, 25 July 2020

Deppe claims that Heard is the devil

Johnny Deppe has sworn that his ex-wife, Amber Heard, is the Devil incarnate. He claims that, on numerous occasions, she has grown horns and sported a tail. Deppe will tell all in a new book.

written by whatinthe world, 25 July 2020

Republican Convention In House Of Representatives?

Donald Trump would love to have his Republican Convention in the House of Representatives, but guess whose permission he would need? Yep! Nancy Pelosi.

written by K.C. Bell, 24 July 2020

Washington Redskins NFL team to drop offensive part of team name...

...will no longer have 'Washington' in its name.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 22 July 2020

Trump's Spray Tan will Indicate COVID Warning Level

Trump will now use the color of his spray-tanned face to show the current warning level of the virus.
'Today, the warning level is bright orange,' explains Press Secretary McNanany.

written by Paul Blake, 22 July 2020

In Future News: Donald Trump Presidential Library and Museum burns down to the ground...

...all three books, one of which was only partially colored in, were lost in the fire.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 July 2020

Melania Trump After The White House

After Melania Trump's time spent in the White House, she might return to Slovenia where she owns half the country. Smart real estate investor, the former Ms. Knauss could also run for president.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

Jared Kushner's Future

Looking to the future, Jared Kushner is considering the offer to manage a Nordstrom's in Djibouti.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump was seen reading the want ads.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

History And Trump

It is inevitable historians will list Donald Trump as one of the worst presidents of the United States, and that he was helped into the White House by Vladimir Putin.

written by K.C. Bell, 12 July 2020

Trump Cover Up

Since Donald Trump looks better wearing a mask, he might consider wearing a hazmat suit during the campaign.

written by K.C. Bell, 11 July 2020

Trump Wearing A Mask

Actually, Donald Trump looks better when he wears a mask.

written by K.C. Bell, 11 July 2020

Snoop Dog admirers beware!

Police in rural Pennsylvania have arrested the entire population of one village after it was found they had deliberately dressed up as rapper Snoop Dog. Such appalling taste can't be tolerated any more.

written by whatinthe world, 11 July 2020

CHOP Free-Range Poopers (FRP) Sue Seattle after the Clean-up

Dirk Assdribble, spokesdork for CHOP FRP, filed suit in court today. "We've been denied our right to poop in public! It's a denial of a basic biological right! Seattle will pay through the sh*tter!"

written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020

Amalgamated Toe-Sniffers (ATS) Are Aggrieved!

Pukey Funguson is pissed! She heads the ATS and is railing against the outright exclusion of toe-sniffers from the cultural mainstream! "We have the constitutional right to expose and sniff at will!"

written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020

Amoeba-Loving Comb-Over Activists Demand Justice!

I.M.Barelystringly has had enough! He leads the down-trodden lot of comb-over guys who champion the free-living, Libertarian lives of amoebas. "One-cells are being trashed by zoological elitists!"

written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020

Donald Trump Paid A Friend To Take His SAT Exam?

No wonder Donald Trump taps his head with his little finger when he says, "I'm a very intelligent person."

written by K.C. Bell, 08 July 2020

Trump And The Nazis

Will Donald Trump include Nazis in his National Garden Of Heroes? Or maybe they'll have a Garden of their own to include Confederate generals.

written by K.C. Bell, 05 July 2020

Trump holds July 4th celebration on July 3rd

White House staffers tried very hard to convince Trump that July 4th is held on July 4th, but the President wouldn't hear of such nonsense, holding his big Mt. Rushmore celebration on the 3rd.

written by Paul Blake, 04 July 2020

Peaceful Protesters Versus Russian Bounty Hunters

President Trump was too busy fighting peaceful protesters in front of a church to go after Russia for putting a bounty on the lives of U.S. soldiers.

written by K.C. Bell, 29 June 2020

K-Pop Fans Snatch Other Trump Tickets

K-Pop fans who pranked Dopey Don's big Tulsa rally, also plan to snatch up all the tickets to his big war crimes trial in The Hague next year, but say, this time, they will attend.

written by Paul Blake, 25 June 2020

Breakfast Condiments to Go "Anti-Racist"

Pancake Syrups are avoiding products with Old-Time-Black-Woman-Imagery.... New packaging uses a large, penis-shaped, plastic container (because it's not racist). LGBTQ-Vagina bottles also announced.

written by Zabdgrov667, 18 June 2020

Astronauts demand real food

Astronauts aboard the ISS craft have demanded that NASA export a floating fast food restaurant so they can chow down on burgers and fries instead of liquid muck otherwise known as sustenance.

written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020

Trump and his fishy behaviour

Gangs of youths have stormed the White House in Washington demanding that President Trump release his pet goldfish from confinement in the Oval Office. Trump replied with the entire National Guard.

written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020

Dead, buried but alive

A Chicago man was declared medically dead, and buried, but then dug himself out of his grave in a phenomenal set of circumstances. His Houdini-like escape has angered many people who hated him.

written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020

Prince Charles secret desires out in the open

His Royal Highness Prince Charles has confessed that he has had enough -he wants to be a woman. He believes his life would be more fulfilling if he could only wear a twin set with pearls.

written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020

Evil lizard lurks in Trump's mind

US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He is convinced that a large alien lizard is watching his every move, and will soon strike out.

written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020

Mayor Pete Trying To Gain Some Kind of Attention in the Current Chaos

From the rented garage he hired after leaving office, the former South Bent Mayor has formed a revolutionary gang he's betting will be the next 'hot' draw in street occupation-Motor Pool Gay-Bangers.

written by Trinculoman, 16 June 2020

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