Lorax challenges The Rock in fist fight - ends awkwardly
Recently, the astonishing discovery was made that the Lorax, a beloved character once thought to be a work of fiction, is, in fact, real. The Lorax, sporting his iconic mustache and speaking for the trees, found himself strolling along the avenues…
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Kimberly Guilfoyle's skimpy designer banana peel bikini swimsut is outselling, Britney's, Kim's, J.Lo's, and Taylor's
The World of Wacky Swimwear Weekly reports that the brand new Kimberly Guilfoyle Designer Banana Peel Swimsuit is outselling the swimwear of four of the most popular celebrities in America. The Bananarama Polling Agency reports that retail outlets…
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Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez record an anti-Trump song
Two of America's top singers, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez have gone into the recording studio and recorded an anti-Donald Trump song. The pair went into the Round and Round Recording Studio in El Segundo, California and recorded a song that…
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The most recent episode of "Hell On Wheels" draws over 113 million viewers!
Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen reports that the most recent episode of the TV hit Old West series, "Hell on Wheels" was viewed by more than 113 viewers, which is more than saw this year's Super Bowl. Just think of the advertising revenue!…
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Is Carrie Underwood's marriage on the rocks???
Carrie Underwood first rose to prominence in 2005, when she won "American Idol." And from there the beautiful, sexy, blonde babe from Oklahoma has not looked back. Carrie's first single hit was titled, "I Can Ride Sidesaddle, But I Just Prefer To…
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Suggestions for Harry’s podcast
Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview of cousin Zara Philips about her equestrian pursuits and maybe get a few words in from Zara’s mother, Princess Anne, and her equestrian history. Visit the barns…
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Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper get matching tattoos
Katy Perry may be fired from American Idol - and Jennifer Lopez may be replacing her
Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper spotted frolocking at a nude beach down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Taylor Swift is proud that boyfriend Anson Mount's Instagram followers have gone up 700% in just the past month
The new reality TV show "Secrets" is a bona fide success
Paul McCartney is ecstatic with his May-December relationship with an ex-Laker Girl
Is Donald Trump as entertaining as films?
Donald Trump commissions ten-foot cross
Wheel of Fortune fires host Pat Sajak after 42 years!
Ringo Starr buys a 707-year-old castle in Wembley
His Dark Lord and Sanguine Majesty, Buffalo Bill
Jennifer Lopez' upcoming tour will feature the all-female band, The Culottes Strumpets, as the opening act

Donald Trump announces he’s really Robert Redford — MAGA people buy it
Former White House resident, twice impeached, twice indicted, accused sex offender, announced on his social media platform (whatever it’s called) that he is really Robert Redford in disguise, and if you vote for him, and get him back into the White H…
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Do not knock Prince Harry's podcast ideas
So Harry has some controversial ideas for Podcast interviews. Why not? He can communicate with world leaders about their traumatic childhoods, and then viewers will better understand why the world is in such a screwed-up state. For instance, while…
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Madonna talks about the rumors that she and Rosie O'Donnell are married to each other
The "Rumor Mills" have been working overtime and the latest scoop is that former singer Madonna, who is 64, but looks 84, and unemployed TV host Rosie O'Donnell, who is 61, and looks 62, are a couple, as in a 'Married Couple." Madonna, who is know…
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The trouble with Harry
Harry marched in on the first day of court proceedings, appearing pumped up. A few hours later, he came out, seeming to acknowledge: Things didn’t go as expected. Harry testified the Mirror tabloid hacked his phone, getting information illegally a…
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The sales of Kate Gosselin's bikini panties are going through the roof
Kate Gosselin and her boyfriend Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler are both thrilled at the fact that the "Queen of Reality TV" is seeing her new edible panties sell like pancakes at IHOP. Gosselin who is 48, but doesn't look a day over 27, says she ha…
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Britney Spears reveals that she had a vagina tightening procedure done
Britney Spears has had two kids and she recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle that some of her feminine body parts are not as nubile, perky, and frisky as they used to be. The 41-year-old singer, dancer, actress, marath…
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Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin to star in the R-rated TV reality show, "The Misadventures of the Cougar MILFs"
LaLaLand Daily reports that three of the hottest females have just signed to star in the Bravisimo Network reality show, "The Misadventures of The Cougar MILFs." Willow Tulsa with LaLa, stated that Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin…
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Carrie Underwood records a hip hop single with rapper Snoop Dogg
Country music sensation Carrie Underwood recently went into Nashville's Round and Round Record Studio to record a single with hip hop artist Snoop Dogg. The very unlikely couple clicked and were able to record the song in just three takes. The…
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Cabo San Lucas has the prettiest and sexiest girls south of the border
Boom Boom News (Mexico) is reporting that the tourist town of Cabo San Lucas, has the distinction of having the sexiest, smartest, and the prettiest women south of the border. The mayor of Cabo, Timothy "The Stud" Cerveceria, who became a milliona…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to star in "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bonnie & Clyde"
LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa reports that Hollywood is abuzz with the uproarious news that America's "Lovebirds," Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Anson Mount, are set to star in the outrageously spoofy comedy film, "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bo…
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McDonalds McWild Boar baby back ribs are a huge success
(SPOOF NEWS) - The American Food News Agency is reporting that the recently added McDonalds food item, the McWild Boar Baby Back Ribs are a tremendous success. Sales of the new item, are just a little below their famous Big Mac burger. Mickey D…
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King Charles III, says that his mum, Queen Elizabeth, left $3 million to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool
Boom Boom News (UK) has just revealed that King Charles III, informed them that Queen Elizabeth bequeathed $3 million (£2.358,990 UK) to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool. Charles said that his mum was a big fan of John, Paul, George, and Ringo. He…
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Reality check: Harry and Meghan are sick and tired?
If Meghan and Harry are sick and tired, can anyone imagine how Donald Trump, with his countess indictments, must feel? M and H complain about all the pot-shot directed towards them. How would they feel with all of Trump’s indictments directed toward…
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