Is Carrie Underwood's marriage on the rocks???
Carrie Underwood first rose to prominence in 2005, when she won "American Idol." And from there the beautiful, sexy, blonde babe from Oklahoma has not looked back. Carrie's first single hit was titled, "I Can Ride Sidesaddle, But I Just Prefer To…
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Britney Spears reveals that she had a vagina tightening procedure done
Britney Spears has had two kids and she recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle that some of her feminine body parts are not as nubile, perky, and frisky as they used to be. The 41-year-old singer, dancer, actress, marath…
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The rumor mills are working overtime with an affair between Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull
Left Coast Mirror Magazine reports that the Latin singing duo of Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull are flat out denying that they are involved in a passionate affair. The two put on what is considered one of the most passion-filled concert performances o…
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I can’t hold back any longer! The world has got to know! Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones himself, was beat up by a girl in one of his first movies! A GIRL!!!
Hollywood's leading men striding through chaos, fists flying and cars crashing. But what happens when the tables turn, and a petite powerhouse steps up to teach the alpha males a thing or two? Buckle up as we dive into the untold chapter where Harris…
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Anderson Cooper admits that Britney Spears has "ungayed" him
In the 'All Things Are Possible" department, LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa broke the story that Anderson Cooper revealed to her that since meeting and getting to know blonde songstress Britney Spears he is thrilled to announce that he is no lo…
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Madonna talks about the rumors that she and Rosie O'Donnell are married to each other
The "Rumor Mills" have been working overtime and the latest scoop is that former singer Madonna, who is 64, but looks 84, and unemployed TV host Rosie O'Donnell, who is 61, and looks 62, are a couple, as in a 'Married Couple." Madonna, who is know…
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Carrie Underwood records an album of Beatles songs with a country twang
Meet Dolly Parton's new backup band
Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to star in "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bonnie & Clyde"
Fans and critics agree that the Jennifer Lopez-Pitbull concert tour is HOT! HOT! HOT!
The sales of Kate Gosselin's bikini panties are going through the roof
Cabo San Lucas has the prettiest and sexiest girls south of the border
Kevin Costner's wife says he cheated on her with a "Yellowstone" stunt woman
A Left Coast newspaper has a message for the bigoted country music crooner John Rich
King Charles III, says that his mum, Queen Elizabeth, left $3 million to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool
Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper get matching tattoos
Carrie Underwood records a hip hop single with rapper Snoop Dogg
Wheel of Fortune fires host Pat Sajak after 42 years!
Kim Kardashian goes commando
The most popular of the Kardashian klan is certainly not shy about making a bold fashion statement. Kim, who is in a tempestuously erotic relationship with Spanish matador Joaquin Gazpacho, was recently photographed stepping out of her limo, dress…
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Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper spotted frolocking at a nude beach down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
One of the nation's most unlikely couple is quickly becoming "America's Favorite Couple." Blonde songstress Britney "Oops! I Did It Again" Spears and her so-called BFF Anderson "Andy" Cooper were recently spotted down in Cabo San Lucas' infamous n…
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Kimberly Guilfoyle's skimpy designer banana peel bikini swimsut is outselling, Britney's, Kim's, J.Lo's, and Taylor's
The World of Wacky Swimwear Weekly reports that the brand new Kimberly Guilfoyle Designer Banana Peel Swimsuit is outselling the swimwear of four of the most popular celebrities in America. The Bananarama Polling Agency reports that retail outlets…
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The disgraced Don Lemon's new book is titled, "I just got too damn arrogant and I believed that I was the Michael Jordan of the news world"
There is no doubt in anyone's mind that Louisiana native Don "Lemonhead" Lemon, just got a little too big for his effen britches, as they say down in the swamps and bayous of mosquito-riddled Louisiana. (Well, they probably don't, but don't worry.
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"Hell On Wheels" star Anson Mount addresses the rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby
Ruggedly handsome Wild West TV star Anson Mount spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and talked about the rumor mill rumor that his hot, sexy, songstress girlfriend Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby. Mount confessed to de Gallo,…
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Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez record an anti-Trump song
Two of America's top singers, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez have gone into the recording studio and recorded an anti-Donald Trump song. The pair went into the Round and Round Recording Studio in El Segundo, California and recorded a song that…
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Katy Perry may be fired from American Idol - and Jennifer Lopez may be replacing her
The word on the streets of "Celeb City," is that the powers-that-be at American Idol are fit to be tied with the actions of Katy Perry. It appears that Miss Perry is extremely upset at the fact that in order to get higher viewership, the show's ex…
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The most recent episode of "Hell On Wheels" draws over 113 million viewers!
Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen reports that the most recent episode of the TV hit Old West series, "Hell on Wheels" was viewed by more than 113 viewers, which is more than saw this year's Super Bowl. Just think of the advertising revenue!…
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Kimberly Guilfoyle expresses a desire to see all of her haters rot in hell
Kimberly Guilfoyle has never been one to shy away from controversy. And so the future daughter-in-law of the Huge Orange Asshole, namely Trump, says that she wants all of her haters to know that she sincerely hopes that every last one of the talentle…
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Donald Trump announces he’s really Robert Redford — MAGA people buy it
Former White House resident, twice impeached, twice indicted, accused sex offender, announced on his social media platform (whatever it’s called) that he is really Robert Redford in disguise, and if you vote for him, and get him back into the White H…
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Empty cups: An open letter to the film industry regarding the depiction of coffee and other hot beverages
Dear Hollywood, dear illustrious dreamers of the American fantasy, dear, dear colleagues in art, There’s something we need to discuss. Coffee. And when I say “coffee” I mean any hot beverage that comes in a disposable paper cup with a plastic l…
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Carrie Underwood's 'Country Girl String Bikini Panties' are selling like cotton candy at the carnival
Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly gorgeous woman in the world of country music that Carrie Underwood. The Oklahoma native simply oozes sex appeal like soccer players ooze sweat. Miss Un…
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley star in the X-rated Movie "Screams Galore"
LaLaLand Daily writer Willow Tulsa brings exciting news from the entertainment industry, as two of the wackiest daredevils have joined forces to co-star in a laugh-out-loud comedy flick. Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley team up in the uproarious film, "…
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Kim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend "El Gazpacho" is the sexiest man on Earth!
Kim Kardashian has stated that her boyfriend, Joaquin Beaurgeard Gazpacho, is considered by the bullfighting world to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting." Kim blushed and said that her "Latin Lover" has totally made her forget about all of her ex-…
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