Comedy Hall of Fame Adds New Members Amy Schumer and Donald Trump
Las Vegas, NV The Comedy Hall of Fame added new members Amy Schumer and Donald Trump at their annual banquet. "I guess we all agree that while we need inventive new comedians like Amy, what comedians REALLY need is good material, or stange incid...Read full story
Hollywood’s Leading Lion Actor Reflects on His Career
In a wide-ranging interview with the BBC, the lion who starred in Abbott and Costello’s Africa Screams reflects on the highs and lows of his career in Hollywood. “When Africa Screams came out, I was the biggest non-human actor in the world,” said...Read full story
Vicky Kadian and Neeraj Pandey together again for ‘Crack’
Neeraj Pandey directed drama movie ‘Crack’ which starring Vicky Kadian and Akshay Kumar in lead role. The film also stars Saurabh Shukla, Elli Avrram, Rahul Dev, Gurpreet Ghuggi, Rahul Verma Rajput and Bijay Thakur in prominant role. Neeraj Pan...Read full story
Rocky the Flying Squirrel hammers away at Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide unmercifully
The progressive and liberal news game has become almost as bad as reality show TV. Yes, it is one long tirade after another and the worst thing about this moshpit are the sock puppet trolls who lambaste everyone who takes the day off a real job to wr...Read full story
A "Flock of Seagulls" trash hotel room after "Heavy Metal Band" left the building!
After doing several gigs in Canada, a renowned US Heavy Metal Band decided to park up at a seaside resort, luxury hotel, for a few days of R & R, but were warned by the owners; "Do not trash our rooms because Led Zeppelin and The Who stayed here...Read full story
Exposed! Trump Administration Actually Latest Version Of Big Brother!
The world is reeling from the revelation that the Trump White House administration is, in reality, the newest version of Big Brother! The global phenomenon which is broadcast in over 54 franchise countries and regions was bound to reach the Americ...Read full story
Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids
UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...Read full story
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Xenomorph rejected from another job, again
Diane Smith, a Xenomorph, best known for a fleeting appearance in the Alien: Resolution film has spoken about being rejected for another job. The eight foot tall alien, who bleeds acid, and has an unfortunate habit of incubating her offspring with...Read full story
"Woody Woodpecker" Goes Straight to DVD, Shockingly
Recently, film buffs were taken with surprise to see DVD ads for the 2017 film Woody Woodpecker. It is quite clear from the preview that we are dealing with a cinematic masterpiece. The film delivers a powerful environmental message as the titular bi...Read full story
Ken Dodd Wasn't Half Funny!
Ken Dodd, the comedian, who died earlier this week aged 90, has today been remembered by those who saw his act during his many years in showbusiness. Dodd, or 'Doddy' as he was affectionately known, hailed from the Knotty Ash area of Liverpool, an...Read full story
Dale Winton To Be Given State Funeral
Dale Winton, the megasuperstar television host, who died earlier this week, is to be given a State Funeral, it was revealed to me down the boozer. Winton, 62, was the host of ITV's 'Supermarket Sweep' and the BBC's National Lottery vehicle 'In It...Read full story
'From Russia with love' to be re-filmed and renamed 'From Putin to May with Poisonous Arrows!'
James Bond is being reanimated after breathing heavily and nearly dying as the ancient MI5 spy failed miserably to lock millions into the cinema, but the latest Russian attack on the UK has given Bond makers food for thought! Cameras have already...Read full story
Parisian porno downs tools because of Sex-Doll brothel!
A Parisian sex doll brothel is causing an outrage in the dark world of "Tossers United" because Parisian porno stars are refusing to perform unless their plastic competitors are removed from the seedy sex underground world in the 'city of love!'...Read full story
Good Poet turns up for Poetry open mike night
There was consternation in Chutney on the Fritz when a fairly decent writer, who doesn't bang on about his poetry on social media turned up for the Words Matter poetry night in the King's Bottom on Wednesday night. Deirdre Rhyming Couplet from the...Read full story
Musician who knows more than three chords, and doesn’t out-stay his welcome shocks small crowd in a pub
Ray Winstone Smythe shocked a small gathering at his local pub, the King’s Left Elbow in Chutney on the Fritz, after playing some Ragtime on the pub’s old guitar, and putting the instrument back on its stand. Onlooker Chunky Jumper said ‘It was ve...Read full story