Funny story: Bollywood Actress Aishwarya Rai To Host A Coronavirus Telethon/Auction in Mumbai

Bollywood Actress Aishwarya Rai To Host A Coronavirus Telethon/Auction in Mumbai

MUMBAI, India – One of Bollywood’s most beautiful women, Aishwarya Rai, has just said that she will be hosting a telethon/auction to help raise money for the Coronavirus pandemic. Aishwarya, who was Miss World of 1994, informed the Mumbai media th...

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Funny story: Man watching repeats of the Night Garden

Man watching repeats of the Night Garden

Social isolation does strange things to people, as the life choice of John Heckingthwaite from Mithering on the Trent has proven. The 24-year-old, known around the small town as a bit of a ladies man, has been watching the travails of the Ninky No...

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Funny story: Dr. Dre To Re-release Classic Album

Dr. Dre To Re-release Classic Album

Well-known rap starlet, Dr. Dre, is to re-release his 1992 solo debut studio album, 'The Chronic', in April, albeit with a subtle, and topical, namechange - 'The Coronic'. Too bad no stores will be open. Fans will, however, be able to order the...

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Funny story: Lara Croft's Tits Bigger Than Before

Lara Croft's Tits Bigger Than Before

A man who often notices these kinds of things, has noticed that animated game character, Lara Croft, is 'bigger in the bosom' than she used to be - or so it seems. Lara, who stars in new game 'Relic Run', and used to be in 'Tomb Raider', can be se...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Discloses That She Is Changing Her Name

Lady Gaga Discloses That She Is Changing Her Name

NEW YORK CITY - The popular female singer known as Lady Gaga has just informed the music world that she has decided to change her professional name. Lady Gaga, whose real name is Joanne Angelina Germanotta, said that she now realizes that the name...

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Funny story: The Kardashians Are Moving To Switzerland To Get Away From The C-19

The Kardashians Are Moving To Switzerland To Get Away From The C-19

HOLLYWOOD – The matriarch of the Kardashian family has just informed Left Coast Mirror Magazine that the Kardashian brood is moving to Switzerland. Kris Kardashian-Jenner spoke with Tequila Tallyho of LCMM, and said that it has just become too str...

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Funny story: Sexy Women Say That Their Sugar Daddies Are Dumping Them Like Hot Potatoes

Sexy Women Say That Their Sugar Daddies Are Dumping Them Like Hot Potatoes

LAS VEGAS – The Las Vegas Daily Light is reporting that the C-19 is even starting to affect the “Sugar Daddy” business. An independent survey was taken in the state of Nevada, which is known as “The Sugar Daddy Capital of The World”. The result...

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Funny story: Celebrity Squares To Make A Comeback In Effort To Thwart Lockdown Boredom

Celebrity Squares To Make A Comeback In Effort To Thwart Lockdown Boredom

The once-popular Sunday teatime TV gameshow, Celebrity Squares, is to make a long-awaited comeback in an effort to give viewers something to look forward to at the weekend, and to beat the Lockdown Blues. Originally hosted by Bob Monkhouse, the sh...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Having Nightmares

Donald Trump Is Having Nightmares

Donald Trump is having nightmares, and the only sympathy he receives is from his third wife, Melania. She drifts down from her bedroom located on the floor above, (distanced like Mrs. Rochester) knocks at the door, and says, “Be best.” Awake, he o...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Puts His Denver Marijuana Shop on the Market

Willie Nelson Puts His Denver Marijuana Shop on the Market

DENVER – Popular country music icon Willie Nelson, who is 86 years old, told The Denver Claimer-Clarion that he is putting his Colorado marijuana shop up for sale. The Texas troubadour said that, at his age, it is just too much trouble to have to...

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Funny story: The Self-Isolation guide to Daytime television

The Self-Isolation guide to Daytime television

So, it is 11.30pm in the morning, you have just emerged, your pyjamas are in the wash, and you don't want to reach the peak of your day too soon (a meander out of the house for half an hour), so what delights are there for you to endure? Other tha...

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Funny story: Tightrope Artist Involved In Accident

Tightrope Artist Involved In Accident

A professional tightrope-walking artist had to be admitted to hospital last night after he inadvertently fell from his tightrope during a performance. The injured man, Ed Banger, 36, was appearing as part of the travelling Corona Circus in Moscow.

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Funny story: John Wayne Was A Woman

John Wayne Was A Woman

Extraordinary news coming out of Hollywood last night, was that the actor, John Wayne, who played so many 'tough guy' roles in Westerns before he died in 1979, was not a 'guy' after all, but a gal. Or, rather, a dame. Shocking to many people, the...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Sheltering-in-Place and Binge Watching Reruns of Leave It To Beaver

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Sheltering-in-Place and Binge Watching Reruns of Leave It To Beaver

LOS ANGELES – With most of the country now being ordered to shelter-in-place, many families are turning to watching more and more television. Reports are that sales of TV dinners have gone up by 600%, and most furniture stores report that they ha...

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Funny story: Production on Sylvester Stallone’s Latest Movie: “Rocky IX – The Viagra Years” Has Been Postponed Indefinitely

Production on Sylvester Stallone’s Latest Movie: “Rocky IX – The Viagra Years” Has Been Postponed Indefinitely

HOLLYWOOD – Word filtering out of Tinsel Town is that Sylvester Stallone is very disappointed that production on his last Rocky film (#9) has been postponed due to the C-19 pandemic. Macadamia Honeysuckle, a reporter with LaLaLand Daily spoke with...

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Funny story: 'Fatal' Microbes 15 Minutes Of Fame Has Finally Arrived

'Fatal' Microbes 15 Minutes Of Fame Has Finally Arrived

Forty-one years is a long time to wait for a breakthrough, but that's exactly how long one English punk band had been waiting patiently for their 15 minutes of fame, until the deadly Coronavirus handed them their 'moment', and thrust them into the sp...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Can Count Other Spoof Writer Among His Fans

Spoof Writer Can Count Other Spoof Writer Among His Fans

A writer on the satirical news website The Spoof, says he is delighted to have among his fanbase one of the site's outstanding contributors, in the form of the one-and-only, Able Rodriquez. Mister Meaner, who can only stand in awe, with jaws agape...

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Funny story: President Trump Agrees To Return To The Apprentice

President Trump Agrees To Return To The Apprentice

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The leader of the free world has just announced that he and NBC have reached an agreement for him to return to prime time television with a weekly reality show. Trump says that he is really looking forward to returning to film T...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing To Be Replaced By New Show

Strictly Come Dancing To Be Replaced By New Show

The BBC has announced that, due to the deadly Coronavirus outbreak, and the new authoritarian rules imposed by the government to limit its spread, 'Strictly Come Dancing' has been put on hold, and will be replaced by a new show which stays well withi...

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Funny story: Actor's one-man show will go on

Actor's one-man show will go on

Renowned thespian, Geoff Act, has insisted that his one-man show at London's Prince Andrew Theatre will continue, despite the global pandemic. He will perform his three-hour monologue, My Word!, to empty seats until the run finishes in August. "I'...

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