Funny story - Marjorie Taylor Greene's Line of Blondes Have More Fun Designer Victoria's Secret Panties Are Flying Off The Shelves

Marjorie Taylor Greene's Line of Blondes Have More Fun Designer Victoria's Secret Panties Are Flying Off The Shelves

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Daily Max News Agency is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene's new line of "Blondes Have More Fun" designer panties are selling like bags of peanuts at the circus. Marjorie informed DMNA reporter Savannah Stiletto…

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Funny story - Should Elon Musk Be Deported Back To South Africa?

Should Elon Musk Be Deported Back To South Africa?

After buying Twitter and watching it take a nose dive, then letting Donald Trump (the great abuser of free speech) back on the platform, is it time to consider sending Mr. Musk back to South Africa? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, yes!…

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Says That Queen Elizabeth Once Told Her In Confidence That Her BFF Piers Morgan Has a Huge Member

Meghan Markle Says That Queen Elizabeth Once Told Her In Confidence That Her BFF Piers Morgan Has a Huge Member

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that she recently spoke with Meghan Markle and she was told that her majesty, the late queen had told her in confidence back in May, that her best friend Piers Morgan was quite well…

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Funny story - Dolly Parton's Wigs to go to the Dollywood Museum Next to the Smithsonian

Dolly Parton's Wigs to go to the Dollywood Museum Next to the Smithsonian

"I have some Pull with Joe Biden - helped to get him elected - so getting the land next to the Smithsonian for my museum was a cinch," Dolly said. "I am a National Institution, right up there with Uncle Sam. I have done TV - best selling movies -…

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Funny story - Ivanka Trump Reveals A Very Personal Fact About The Sports Tattoo On Her Ass

Ivanka Trump Reveals A Very Personal Fact About The Sports Tattoo On Her Ass

MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa has just broken the story regarding an intimate sports tattoo that Ivanka Trump has recently had removed from her body. Miss Sabrosa said that Ivanka told her that she had…

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Funny story - Melania Trump Plans To Amaze Boyfriend LeBron James With a Very Sexy Surprise

Melania Trump Plans To Amaze Boyfriend LeBron James With a Very Sexy Surprise

WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The soon-to-be-ex-wife of the US tax evader, Donald Trump, informed Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, that she is planning to surprise her NBA beau, LeBron James with a very sexy, intimate tattoo. Melly told…

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Funny story - A Cincinnati Woman's Vagina Is So Big, She Says She Can Store Two Pounds of Peanuts In It

A Cincinnati Woman's Vagina Is So Big, She Says She Can Store Two Pounds of Peanuts In It

CINCINNATI - (Satire News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just put out an article showcasing a barmaid in Cincinnati who has a vagina (beaver) that is so damn big that she could easily store two pounds of peanuts in her pussy; if, of course,…

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Funny story - Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Hates The Pussy-Grabbing Donald Trump As Much As Prostitutes Hate STD's

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Hates The Pussy-Grabbing Donald Trump As Much As Prostitutes Hate STD's

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The recently divorced Marjorie Taylor Greene recently sat down and talked with Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in downtown D.C. She told him that at one time, wh…

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Funny story - The Bravo Network's "Grandmothers Gone Wild" Is The #1 Rated Show In Florida

The Bravo Network's "Grandmothers Gone Wild" Is The #1 Rated Show In Florida

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood has just reported that the number one TV cable show in the "Plywood State" of Florida is Bravo's "Grandmothers Gone Wild." The show takes place in Miami Beach, where the average r…

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Funny story - Kevin McCarthy's Getting Even For Trump, But Would Trump Let Him Join Mar-a-Lago?

Kevin McCarthy's Getting Even For Trump, But Would Trump Let Him Join Mar-a-Lago?

Like Charlie McCarthy, Kevin McCarthy is yapping about impeaching President Joesph Biden. Instead of governing and finding solutions for climate change, hunger, education, immigration, jobs, crime, inflation, and world peace, the guy plans to impeach…

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Funny story - Rodney Smyth Is Tops In the All England Penile Tattoo Contest - with his Adam, Eve and Serpent

Rodney Smyth Is Tops In the All England Penile Tattoo Contest - with his Adam, Eve and Serpent

Rodney Smyth's Biblical Scene beat out Jim Jones - (with his Mona Lisa penile tattoo) - in the Creative Division. Judges felt Mona Lisa's smile was inappropriate around the foreskin. "It was a hard-fought battle” - Rodney said – “and I went thro…

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Funny story - Brooklyn Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Says He Has Had His Fill of Nazi-Lover Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump

Brooklyn Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Says He Has Had His Fill of Nazi-Lover Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - New York City's top mafia boss, Salvatore Goombalini, has let all of his "Associates" know that he has had his fill of the Nazi-loving, pussy-grabbing orange bastard (aka Donald J. Erasmus Trump). Goombalini, who is the…

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Funny story - 97 year old reading 100 things to do before you die book

97 year old reading 100 things to do before you die book

97-year-old William Wilberforce is reading a book given to him on his 93rd birthday, called 100 things to do before you die. William, a father of four, mother of none, and grandfather of 11 has decided to do something about it. 'Yes, I thought…

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Funny story - Basil Blathering - Beware Free Cute Cat Videos Mailed to You - Some are Pornographic

Basil Blathering - Beware Free Cute Cat Videos Mailed to You - Some are Pornographic

I obtained DVD films for the Olde Church's Thursday Cinema Night. I recently received a free video from Tricky Fun Videos of Las Vegas, Nevada - 'Fritz the Cat' - by Ralph Bakshi. Just the thing for Xmas - I thought. The Ladies love the cute…

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Funny story - Ladies - The Ultimate Fashionable Exercise of the Moment: Bicycling - Great for Bosom and Buttocks

Ladies - The Ultimate Fashionable Exercise of the Moment: Bicycling - Great for Bosom and Buttocks

This is Fanny Farmer again - your You Tube 'Fashionista'. So many of you wrote in about my imposing Behind. No - I didn't go to Brazil to get a' butt lift'. I attribute it to Bicycling every day. Loving pasta might also have something to do with…

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Funny story - Clint Eastwood To Star on The Super Hit Western "Hell On Wheels"

Clint Eastwood To Star on The Super Hit Western "Hell On Wheels"

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of Cable Television' most popular Old West shows, "Hell On Wheels" has just announced that western star Clint Eastwood has agreed to appear on the hit TV show. A spokesperson for the highly-rated show told LaLaLand…

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Funny story - The Five Kardashian Sisters Are Very Concerned About The Nation's Tampon Shortage

The Five Kardashian Sisters Are Very Concerned About The Nation's Tampon Shortage

HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today's Papaya Bamboo says that the Kardashian sisters are extremely upset about the tampon shortage that has just hit the nation. Miss Bamboo said that Kim, who was recently dumped by her boyfrie…

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Funny story - A Philadelphia Man Ate 40 Chickens in 40 Days

A Philadelphia Man Ate 40 Chickens in 40 Days

Philadelphia restaurant owner, Alexander Foninsky, recently ate 40 cooked chickens in 40 days to spread Joy in the World. He is locally called ‘Rotisserie Man.' He has not explained how eating 40 chickens spreads Joy in the World - but just s…

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Funny story - A High School Spanish Teacher Is Reprimanded For Her Upskirt Shots During Class

A High School Spanish Teacher Is Reprimanded For Her Upskirt Shots During Class

TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx says that a Spanish teacher at Blake Shelton High School in Tulsa has been reprimanded for showing her panties to her students during class. Viviana Chillwinkle, 29, was asked by the…

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Funny story - Khloe Kardashian Says That Her Big Sister Kim Is Devastated at Being Dumped By SNL's Pete Davidson

Khloe Kardashian Says That Her Big Sister Kim Is Devastated at Being Dumped By SNL's Pete Davidson

HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Khloe Kardashian says that her big sister (in age - not size) is extremely depressed after being dumped by her boyfriend (Pete Davidson) after being together for 10 months. Khloe said that since the break…

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