Funny story - The New York City Rockettes Are Laying Off Half of The Dancers

The New York City Rockettes Are Laying Off Half of The Dancers

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that at first was being blamed solely on the dreaded Trumpapalooza Virus, the most famous dance group in the world will be laying off 50% of their dancers. A spokesperson for the New York City Rockettes, R…

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Funny story - Guatemala Reveals The Nation’s Most Nortorious Drug Cartel Hitwoman

Guatemala Reveals The Nation’s Most Nortorious Drug Cartel Hitwoman

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala – (Satire News) – Guatemala’s El Platano News Agency has just revealed that one of the country’s most notorious hitmen is actually a hitwoman. El Plat reporter Paloma Bocalinda, actually spoke with the woman in question i…

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Funny story - Melania Trump is Reportedly Considering a $4 Million Offer To Do a Nude Layout Spread In a National Mens Magazine

Melania Trump is Reportedly Considering a $4 Million Offer To Do a Nude Layout Spread In a National Mens Magazine

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just reported that the former first lady and wife of the Trumptard, has been approached about doing a layout in Playguy Magazine. A spokesperson for the adult mens magazine, Juanito F. D…

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Funny story - A Pilot and Co-Pilot Get Into A Fist Fight In The Cockpit of A Jetliner At 30,000 Feet

A Pilot and Co-Pilot Get Into A Fist Fight In The Cockpit of A Jetliner At 30,000 Feet

SOMEWHERE OVER IOWA – (Satire News) – Sky Blue Airlines has just confirmed that two of their cockpit crew members did in fact get into an altercation while 30,000 feet up in the sky. An airline spokewoman, identified as Virginia Liliana Tippenkunt…

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Funny story - The Red State of Kansas Passes a Law That Lesbians Are Prohibited From Getting To Third Base In Public

The Red State of Kansas Passes a Law That Lesbians Are Prohibited From Getting To Third Base In Public

TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – The Kansas state senate has just enacted a law that prohibits lesbionics (lesbians) from engaging in “Third Base Sex.” Senator Myrtle Fannadurdle, 73, [R-Wichita], stated that the bill was passed to show the lesbos…

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Funny story - Ghislaine Maxwell Says That Sex Is So Rampant In Prison – She's Even Molested Herself

Ghislaine Maxwell Says That Sex Is So Rampant In Prison – She's Even Molested Herself

OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The Unofficial Duchess of Sexual Perversion, Ghislaine Maxwell, says she has sort of gotten used to living behind the iron bars. Maxwell, said that since she is much, much prettier and sexier than 99.3% of all…

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Funny story - Getting Rid Of Donald Trump

Getting Rid Of Donald Trump

Even his pal Lindsey Graham said, “Enough is enough!” What Graham meant was Donald Trump should go away. But Trump lingers like terrible indigestion and heartburn. Trump lost the 2020 election but never conceded, and he just won’t quit it. Tr…

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Funny story - A Hot, Sexy, 2nd Grade Teacher Has The Most Beautiful Pussy In Louisiana

A Hot, Sexy, 2nd Grade Teacher Has The Most Beautiful Pussy In Louisiana

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that a 26-year-old 2nd grade teacher from Lake Charles, has just had the honor of having her vagina named The Most Beautiful Pussy in Louisiana. The blonde blue-eye…

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Funny story - Crime Fiction Lover Receives 8 Richard Osman Books for Christmas

Crime Fiction Lover Receives 8 Richard Osman Books for Christmas

Crime fiction Fan Lorraine Johnson received eight Richard Osman books for Christmas. 6 copies of his first one The Thursday Murder Club, and two of his second, The Man Who Died Twice. ‘People think I like Cosy crime fiction’ stated Lorraine ‘becau…

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Funny story - Betty White Left Most of Her $75 Million To Her Pet Cockatoo “Cocky”

Betty White Left Most of Her $75 Million To Her Pet Cockatoo “Cocky”

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the most beloved comedian/actresses of all time has gone to that great television studio in the sky. The “First Lady of Television," Betty White passed away days short of her 100th birthday. According to LaL…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Shows How Positively Ignorant He Is As He Now Says That California’s Wild Fires Were Caused By Vicious Fireflies

Donald Trump Shows How Positively Ignorant He Is As He Now Says That California’s Wild Fires Were Caused By Vicious Fireflies

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The “Turdhead” (DJT) who said that COVID was a hoax, and he won the election by 54 million votes, and that the Boy Scouts of America were conducting a “Witch Hunt” on him has now surpassed even his most stupid, id…

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Funny story - New Politically Correct Fashion Doll Has A Tramp Stamp, Piercings, and a Hormonal Imbalance

New Politically Correct Fashion Doll Has A Tramp Stamp, Piercings, and a Hormonal Imbalance

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Hasbrutha Toy Company, formerly Hasbro, has just introduced it's brand new Betsy Doll edition. A rep for the huge toy company, Agatha Milladilla, 42, stated that the latest doll, in keeping with being politically corr…

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Funny story - Brooklyn Streetwalkers Prefer Wearing Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Miniskirts

Brooklyn Streetwalkers Prefer Wearing Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Miniskirts

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Police Department has just issued a notice that 91% of all Brooklyn prostitutes would rather wear short shorts instead of short skirts. Detective Jacobi Ribbatiski, stated that when hookers wear their tight…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Is Writing a Science Fiction Novel

Donald Trump Is Writing a Science Fiction Novel

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine has just broken the story that Donald Trump is writing a science fiction novel. A Mar-a-Lago insider, told GOPicky senior writer Amos Soursuckle that DJT is on page 4 of his 339-page book.

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian is Finally Having All of Her Kanye West Tattoos Removed

Kim Kardashian is Finally Having All of Her Kanye West Tattoos Removed

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian commented to Scandal Today reporter Cheyenne Patio that she has finally decided to get rid of her four Kanye West tattoos. Kim told Miss Patio that now that she is dating "Saturday Night Live" star Pete…

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Funny story - Trump For Prison In 2024

Trump For Prison In 2024

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – A group calling itself The Windy City Citizens To Make Sure Trump Ends Up In Prison In 2024 (TWCCTMSTEUIPI-2024) has informed the national news media that they plan to raise $75.3 million within three weeks. A spokesperso…

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Funny story - Cedric The Entertainer’s Manager Finally Convinces Him To Change His Arrogantly Conceited Name

Cedric The Entertainer’s Manager Finally Convinces Him To Change His Arrogantly Conceited Name

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Cedric The Entertainer’s manager actually threatened to end their longtime association if the comedian refused to drop the ‘Entertainer’ from his official celebrity title. Cedric Antonio Kyles has been told for two year…

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Funny story - Celine Dion Down To 81 Pounds Insists She Is Not Anorexic

Celine Dion Down To 81 Pounds Insists She Is Not Anorexic

LAS VEGAS – (Entertainment Satire) – Close friends of songstress Celine Dion are extremely worried about her, as she has dipped down to a skinny-as-hell 81 pounds. A member of her Las Vegas band, who begged not to have his name released, said that…

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Funny story - Ghislaine Maxwell Can Go Scot-Free If She Turns On Donald Trump

Ghislaine Maxwell Can Go Scot-Free If She Turns On Donald Trump

OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – Ghislaine Maxwell or Ghisy, as her fellow female inmates refer to prisoner #690369071, informed the Sing Sing Prison warden that she is ready to sing like a friggin' canary (and implicating Trump) if it means that…

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Funny story - How To Resurrect Daniel Craig As James Bond And Judi Dench As M

How To Resurrect Daniel Craig As James Bond And Judi Dench As M

Easy. The new film is an old James Bond case, protected under the Official Secrets Act and supervised by Judi Dench as M before Javier Barden killed her in the Skyfall film. Everything works on celluloid. Pay film director Ridley Scott loads…

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