Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley star in the X-rated Movie "Screams Galore"
LaLaLand Daily writer Willow Tulsa brings exciting news from the entertainment industry, as two of the wackiest daredevils have joined forces to co-star in a laugh-out-loud comedy flick. Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley team up in the uproarious film, "…
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The most recent episode of "Hell On Wheels" draws over 113 million viewers!
Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen reports that the most recent episode of the TV hit Old West series, "Hell on Wheels" was viewed by more than 113 viewers, which is more than saw this year's Super Bowl. Just think of the advertising revenue!…
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The new reality TV show "Secrets" is a bona fide success
The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the airwaves on the Bravisimo Network is "Secrets." The show deals with the sexploits of four Manhattan secretaries who work for a highly reputable Manhattan law firm. Rep…
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Kim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend "El Gazpacho" is the sexiest man on Earth!
Kim Kardashian has stated that her boyfriend, Joaquin Beaurgeard Gazpacho, is considered by the bullfighting world to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting." Kim blushed and said that her "Latin Lover" has totally made her forget about all of her ex-…
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Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin to star in the R-rated TV reality show, "The Misadventures of the Cougar MILFs"
LaLaLand Daily reports that three of the hottest females have just signed to star in the Bravisimo Network reality show, "The Misadventures of The Cougar MILFs." Willow Tulsa with LaLa, stated that Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin…
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The rumor mills are working overtime with an affair between Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull
Left Coast Mirror Magazine reports that the Latin singing duo of Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull are flat out denying that they are involved in a passionate affair. The two put on what is considered one of the most passion-filled concert performances o…
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Cabo San Lucas has the prettiest and sexiest girls south of the border
Britney Spears reveals that she had a vagina tightening procedure done
Donald Trump announces he’s really Robert Redford — MAGA people buy it
Kim Kardashian goes commando
Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez record an anti-Trump song
Carrie Underwood records an album of Beatles songs with a country twang
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Jennifer Lopez' therapy sessions were a success
The sales of Kate Gosselin's bikini panties are going through the roof
Wheel of Fortune fires host Pat Sajak after 42 years!
Kevin Costner's wife says he cheated on her with a "Yellowstone" stunt woman
Sam Elliott to star in the new, much-awaited TV cable western, "The Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch"
A list of more tweets from Ivanka Trump
(SPOOF NEWS) - Ivanka Trump has just issued a group of tweets from the world of politics, sports, music, and pole dancing. A LIST OF MORE TWEETS FROM IVANKA TRUMP TWEET 1. LeBrown James told me that Melania has the prettiest titties that he h…
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Jennifer Lopez proudly boasts that her new silly string bikini panties are the nation's number 1 seller
Traci Diddle, a writer with National Rumblings, recently interviewed Jennifer Lopez at a Casa de Masa Mexican restaurant, where she unveiled her latest sensation: the Silly String Bikini Panties. These innovative panties, available in a convenient…
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"Hell On Wheels" star Anson Mount addresses the rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby
Ruggedly handsome Wild West TV star Anson Mount spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and talked about the rumor mill rumor that his hot, sexy, songstress girlfriend Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby. Mount confessed to de Gallo,…
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Do not knock Prince Harry's podcast ideas
So Harry has some controversial ideas for Podcast interviews. Why not? He can communicate with world leaders about their traumatic childhoods, and then viewers will better understand why the world is in such a screwed-up state. For instance, while…
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Britney Spears and Anderson Cooper spotted frolocking at a nude beach down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
One of the nation's most unlikely couple is quickly becoming "America's Favorite Couple." Blonde songstress Britney "Oops! I Did It Again" Spears and her so-called BFF Anderson "Andy" Cooper were recently spotted down in Cabo San Lucas' infamous n…
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McDonalds McWild Boar baby back ribs are a huge success
(SPOOF NEWS) - The American Food News Agency is reporting that the recently added McDonalds food item, the McWild Boar Baby Back Ribs are a tremendous success. Sales of the new item, are just a little below their famous Big Mac burger. Mickey D…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount get matching tattoos
Songstress Taylor Swift and Wild West actor Anson Mount recently got matching tattoos on a visit to Deadwood, South Dakota. The matching tattoos spell out "His & Hers." The couple have become very, very close and the "M" word has been menti…
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Kimberly Guilfoyle expresses a desire to see all of her haters rot in hell
Kimberly Guilfoyle has never been one to shy away from controversy. And so the future daughter-in-law of the Huge Orange Asshole, namely Trump, says that she wants all of her haters to know that she sincerely hopes that every last one of the talentle…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to star in "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bonnie & Clyde"
LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa reports that Hollywood is abuzz with the uproarious news that America's "Lovebirds," Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Anson Mount, are set to star in the outrageously spoofy comedy film, "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bo…
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Reality check: Harry and Meghan are sick and tired?
If Meghan and Harry are sick and tired, can anyone imagine how Donald Trump, with his countess indictments, must feel? M and H complain about all the pot-shot directed towards them. How would they feel with all of Trump’s indictments directed toward…
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Empty cups: An open letter to the film industry regarding the depiction of coffee and other hot beverages
Dear Hollywood, dear illustrious dreamers of the American fantasy, dear, dear colleagues in art, There’s something we need to discuss. Coffee. And when I say “coffee” I mean any hot beverage that comes in a disposable paper cup with a plastic l…
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Lorax challenges The Rock in fist fight - ends awkwardly
Recently, the astonishing discovery was made that the Lorax, a beloved character once thought to be a work of fiction, is, in fact, real. The Lorax, sporting his iconic mustache and speaking for the trees, found himself strolling along the avenues…
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The disgraced Don Lemon's new book is titled, "I just got too damn arrogant and I believed that I was the Michael Jordan of the news world"
There is no doubt in anyone's mind that Louisiana native Don "Lemonhead" Lemon, just got a little too big for his effen britches, as they say down in the swamps and bayous of mosquito-riddled Louisiana. (Well, they probably don't, but don't worry.
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Madonna talks about the rumors that she and Rosie O'Donnell are married to each other
The "Rumor Mills" have been working overtime and the latest scoop is that former singer Madonna, who is 64, but looks 84, and unemployed TV host Rosie O'Donnell, who is 61, and looks 62, are a couple, as in a 'Married Couple." Madonna, who is know…
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