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Kanye West Has Gone Mad

Funny story: Kanye West Has Gone Mad

After becoming half-mad last week and reducing the length of his first name by 60%, rapper Kanye West has achieved the 'full house' this week, and gone stark-raving bonkers. West spoke to reporters, and announced that he would be in Washington on...

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President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

Funny story: President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

In the latest of a series of ultraradical Right-leaning decisions, US President Donald Trump has decided to change the ending of the highly-influential 1967 Norman Jewison movie, 'In The Heat Of The Night'. The movie starring Rod Steiger and Sidne...

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Fan Hates U2 Because They Are Popular

Funny story: Fan Hates U2 Because They Are Popular

A local man who grew up loving U2, hates them now because they are popular. “U2 used to be awesome until everyone else started liking them, then they became awful,” said the man, Kevin Stevens. “I liked them when they were young and up-and-coming,...

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Fire Chief In Trouble Over Improper Use Of Fire Engine And Crew

Funny story: Fire Chief In Trouble Over Improper Use Of Fire Engine And Crew

A Fire Chief in charge of a local fire station was in hot water earlier, after it was revealed he had used the station's fire engine and its crew improperly - to stick up bill posters for the Firemen's Brass Band Concert! Captain Flack, of Trumpt...

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Chris Whine: "I was stiffed!"

Funny story: Chris Whine: "I was stiffed!"

Chris Whine was living up to his name, as he whined (again) that no one takes him seriously as an actor. “I should have won an Academy Award, or at least an Enema,” he complained, “for my latest role, as an asshole, in the made-for-TV movie, Double S...

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Netfix cancels Luke Cage; superhero not happy

Funny story: Netfix cancels Luke Cage; superhero not happy

Netfix has said no to a new season of Cap'n Marvell Studios' Luke Cage, a jive-action comic strip starring somebody named Mike Coltrane (no relation to John) as the crime-fighting superhero. Although Netfix executives were vague in saying why the...

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Flashpoint Narrowly Avoided In Local Market Square

Funny story: Flashpoint Narrowly Avoided In Local Market Square

A major controversy was narrowly averted earlier today, when a trader who normally sells flowers in a local town's market square was unable to do so due to circumstances utterly beyond her control. Miss Cobbit, the florist, has, for 40 years, sold...

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Man not overly concerned about the ending of Television programmes

Funny story: Man not overly concerned about the ending of Television programmes

Gary Wayne, a 44-year-old failed accountancy student, chemist, and shop worker, told his friend, Bob, in the pub, that the ending of television programmes do not have that much impact on his life, if he is honest. Gary said 'I was talking to Bob a...

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