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Spoof Site Boss To Offer 'Block' Feature To Help Readers Avoid Shit They Don't Like

Funny story: Spoof Site Boss To Offer 'Block' Feature To Help Readers Avoid Shit They Don't Like

The owner of a satirical news website has revealed that he is to experiment with a new 'block' feature so that both writers and readers will have the option to avoid reading anything written by a writer whose material does not meet with their approva...

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Man Admits Strange Fetish

Funny story: Man Admits Strange Fetish

A man who should know better, because he is aware of just how cutting and judgmental people can be about such things, has admitted to having a strange fetish - the colored tops of plastic drinking bottles. Moys Kenwood, 54, says he is "oddly attra...

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Michelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"

Funny story: Michelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"

Roseanne Barr was called "Lady Hitler" by Michelle Wolf on Wolf's new Netflix show, "The Break". Much of this criticism has to do with Barr's online behavior and the so-called “double standard” concerning the horrid comment she made electronically co...

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Duck Incensed by Mouse's Moody Decision

DIZNEE'Z LAND, CALIFORNICATE—Mickey Mouse has put Diznee'z Land off limits to paying customers. From now on, the mouse decreed, he will allow “guests” to visit only some parks on some days. “Which ones and when depends on my mood,” the rodent explain...

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Shoes Were Covered In Mud

Funny story: Shoes Were Covered In Mud

Incessant rain over the last few days in the Battambang area, led to a disgusted look appearing on the face of one man in the commune of Tapon this morning, as he came out of his front door to find a pair of shoes so clarted in mud, that it was immed...

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Motorbike 'Wheelie' Riders Put On Exciting Show

Funny story: Motorbike 'Wheelie' Riders Put On Exciting Show

There was fun in the air in the Battambang commune of Tapon on Friday afternoon, when motorbike riders staged a 'wheelie demonstration', which pleased the local residents 'no end'. The teenaged riders converged near the market about 4:30pm, but, h...

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Scamatology TV Network Sets New Viewing Records!

Funny story: Scamatology TV Network Sets New Viewing Records!

Ratings firms are amazed at the records being set by the Scamatology Network, which launched in March. "It has the absolute lowest ratings we have ever seen," said a ratings executive. "It is the only network we have seen that, the majority of th...

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‘I saw Jezza’s sausage’ says nightclub worker.

Jeremy Corbyn’s team were in turmoil last night after a 36 year-old pole dancer, who performs under the stage name of Sturdy Annuals, claimed to have seen the Labour leader tucking into bangers and mash in a Camden café. Sturdy (real name Kylie Le...

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