'Mission Impossible' Was A Terrible Name For The Show
The 1960s drama 'Mission Impossible' was the most poorly-named TV show of its time, according to a man who enjoys thinking about pointless bullshit. The theme of the series, which ran from 1966 to 1973, was that a team of secret American agents -...Read full story
Bill Cosby Is Being Forced To Watch Endless Repeats Of 'The Cosby Show'
Bill Cosby, the actor jailed for between 3 and 10 years for three counts of aggravated indecent sexual assault, has spent his first week behind bars, and, according to sources inside the prison, has been treated horrendously. Cosby, 81, was senten...Read full story
Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners
Bill Cosby, the convicted sex assailant, who was recently sentenced to between 3 and 10 years behind bars for aggravated indecent sexual assault, has been entertaining his fellow prisoners with a display of his 'funny faces'. Cosby, 81, starred in...Read full story
TV Drama 'Life Of The Tiger Lady' Is "Absolutely Fucking Shite", Claims Man
A TV drama broadcast in Thailand, but beamed into homes in other Asian locations, is "absolutely fucking shite" according to one man who viewed it in Cambodia. 'Life Of The Tiger Lady' is typical of other Thai TV drama shows, which show a complete...Read full story
Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum
There were scenes of total panic at 'unlock' this morning, when jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, was found in his cell with a pair of drumsticks shoved up his anus. Cosby, star of 'The Cosby Show', and co-writer of the show's theme tune, 'Kiss Me', us...Read full story
Kavanaugh To Get His Own TV Show About 'Lying'
Judge Brett Kavanaugh, the man who was cleared by a 'select panel' of any sexual wrongdoing, either in the past or in the future, has reportedly been approached to host his very own television show about lying. It's understood that Kavanaugh is th...Read full story
Moviegoers Look To Sleep Thru Another Boring Space Film, First Man
Fans of sleeping in comfortable movie chairs are excited about the upcoming release of First Man, the latest in the Hollywood tradition of boring movies about space, "We're proud of First Man," said producer, Robert Weinberger. "We think it's th...Read full story
Sales blames ring for illnessBoston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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Bill Cosby Gets Standing Ovation From Cellmate
It was a much more relaxed evening for jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, last night, as the 81-year-old former funnyman put on an impromptu performance to remember - even if it will only be remembered by one man, Cosby's cellmate, Thomas 'Frankie' Knuckle...Read full story
Kanye West Has Gone Mad
After becoming half-mad last week and reducing the length of his first name by 60%, rapper Kanye West has achieved the 'full house' this week, and gone stark-raving bonkers. West spoke to reporters, and announced that he would be in Washington on...Read full story
President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)
In the latest of a series of ultraradical Right-leaning decisions, US President Donald Trump has decided to change the ending of the highly-influential 1967 Norman Jewison movie, 'In The Heat Of The Night'. The movie starring Rod Steiger and Sidne...Read full story
Fan Hates U2 Because They Are Popular
A local man who grew up loving U2, hates them now because they are popular. “U2 used to be awesome until everyone else started liking them, then they became awful,” said the man, Kevin Stevens. “I liked them when they were young and up-and-coming,...Read full story
Fire Chief In Trouble Over Improper Use Of Fire Engine And Crew
A Fire Chief in charge of a local fire station was in hot water earlier, after it was revealed he had used the station's fire engine and its crew improperly - to stick up bill posters for the Firemen's Brass Band Concert! Captain Flack, of Trumpt...Read full story
Man not overly concerned about the ending of Television programmes
Gary Wayne, a 44-year-old failed accountancy student, chemist, and shop worker, told his friend, Bob, in the pub, that the ending of television programmes do not have that much impact on his life, if he is honest. Gary said 'I was talking to Bob a...Read full story
Up and Coming Synthpop Duo Yazoo Release Cover of Cheat Codes & Little Mix's "Only You"
MR AWESOME!'S MUSIC REVIEWS Cheat Codes and Little Mix are riding high in the charts with their EDM pop hybrid tune "Only You" and now an exciting new 80s-sounding pop duo has covered it. Yazoo, from Basildon in south east England, consist of f...Read full story
Apprentice Review: Apprentice Candidates Reach Peak Self Entitlement
It's Apptober again! The Apprentice has returned for another season and this year the candidates are more hapless than ever. Take IT Consultant Prakash, who has a very unique way of producing wealth. "I ooze wealth from my every pore." Explains Praka...Read full story