Pitbull butts into opera performance to deliver 15-minute, bangin' gangsta rap
Rapper and songwriter, Pitbull, surprised a well-heeled audience at The Royal Opera House in London's Covent Garden last night, when he raced onto the stage during a performance of Puccini's La Boheme, and delivered a 15-minute-long rap, interruptin...Read full story
Singer Rewards Homeless Fans with Free Pizza
A half-dozen Taylor Knott-Swift fans slept on the street awaiting their chance to see their idol. They hadn't eaten in days and needed a bath. Since Taylor was “singing” in New York City, rather than in San Francisco, Los Angeles, or San Diego, her d...Read full story
Fans Say Billie Eilish Sounds Like Lorde
Billie Eilish is one of today’s top pop music idols. But she has been dogged by accusations that she sounds a lot like Lorde. Eilish has even recorded a song on the subject, “Wish I Weren’t Just Like You.” But she hasn’t spoken publicly on the subjec...Read full story
Harry Maguire Bookmakers' Favourite To Be UK Charts Christmas Number 1
Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United signing who seems to be able to do just about anything everything he puts his hand to, has been made the bookmakers' favourite to reach number 1 in the UK charts at Christmas. This is astonishing news - eve...Read full story
Is There A Pedophile Industrial Complex?
Several tweets will be generated by the questionable suicide of confessed pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Of course, the chief tweeter will point his accusative thumbs at his enemies — the same tweeter who admitted to walking into dressing rooms of teenag...Read full story
Harry Maguire To Arm Wrestle Noel Edmonds In Battle To Host 'Deal Or No Deal' Comeback
Harry Maguire, football's golden boy, who signed for Melchester United in an £80million deal last week, could be involved in another 'deal' soon, after Channel 4 announced the sensational comeback of the last truly great TV gameshow, 'Deal Or No Deal...Read full story
Harry Maguire To Star As The Next James Bond
The world of British entertainment cheered in unison last night when it was announced that Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United central defender will be the next James Bond. Maguire will replace Daniel Craig, who has been Bond four times, the...Read full story
Harry Maguire Now More Popular Than Harry Potter, Google Search Reveals
Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking, record-breaking £80million Manchester United defender, is now even more popular than Harry Potter, a Google search has revealed. The little-lad magician has been the most popular 'Harry' for decades, b...Read full story
Tim the Forgetful Badger
Tim is a Forgetful Badger. Say hello, Tim. .... He forgot to say Hello. Tim went to the park with his friends. There was Geoffroy the Gerbil, Willy the Weasel, Sally the Stoat, and Friðþjófr the Frog. They played ball. Willy threw...Read full story
Harry Maguire Inspiration Behind Re-release Of Sham 69 Single 'Hurry Up, Harry'
Punk rockers, Sham 69, are to honour the world record (for a defender) signing by Manchester United of former Sheffield United, Hull City and Leicester City defender Harry Maguire by re-releasing 'Hurry Up, Harry', their 1978 hit single. Maguire h...Read full story
Child Tells Noisy Dad To Turn His Music Down
A 56-year-old man listening to music upstairs in his home was the victim of his killjoy children yesterday, when one of them bawled at the top of her voice for him to turn the volume down. Moys Kenwood was 'giving it loads' whilst listening to 'Th...Read full story
Comparing Bill Clinton's Situation To Donald Trump's
Comparing Bill Clinton to Trump Is like comparing Sinbad, the Sailor to Trump. Two different characters and situations. But Democrats keep saying: We can’t impeach Donald Trump because remember what happened when the Republicans tried to impeach Bill...Read full story
Cher gives birth to 93rd child in Sacramento McDonald's restroom
Pop legend, Cher, has revealed that, last Tuesday afternoon, she gave birth to her 93rd child during a visit to the ladies facilities at a McDonald's restaurant in Sacramento, California. The clearly emotional 'Gypsies Tramps and Thieves' singer t...Read full story
Boris Johnson: The Book Stops Here!
New Conservative Party leader and prime minister, Boris Johnson, has had to further delay the release of his biography of William Shakespeare, 'The Riddle Of Genius', for reasons as yet unknown, but it may be that its release will be cancelled altoge...Read full story
Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!
BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...Read full story
Van Gogh Revolver To Be Used In Artwork Installation
The art world has been 'turned on its head' this weekend with the news that the 7mm Lefaucheux revolver with which artist Vincent van Gogh shot himself on 27 July, 1890, is, itself, to become part of an artwork installation. Van Gogh survived the...Read full story
Nadiya Hussain: "I F*cking Hate Baking and Paul Hollywood's Squirty Cream"
Nadiya Hussain is everybody's favourite Muslim cook, unless you are Donald Trump, in which case it's London's mayor, Sadiq Khan, whose curry Karahi always gets the Donald salivating. But Nadiya isn't a happy bunny, as she told Food Editor for The...Read full story