There have been 133 spoof news stories published in September 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: How old people are screwed by computers

How old people are screwed by computers

Everyone knows that old people and computers don't mix. The case of the absconded email password illustrates exactly how the curdling takes place, orchestrated by big tech. This is the notorious case of Miss Wiggins, an old maid who lives alone…

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Funny story: Toyota Using Ass-Kicking Taliban in New Ads

Toyota Using Ass-Kicking Taliban in New Ads

Tokyo, Japan - The Toyota Motor Corporation unleashed a new commercial today, marketed towards Authoritarian regimes and Dictators around the globe. The commercial plays heavily on the recent success of the Taliban in Afghanistan. A victory that c…

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Funny story: Air Force Academy Forced to Shut Down After Kellyanne Conway Gets Removed from Advisory Board

Air Force Academy Forced to Shut Down After Kellyanne Conway Gets Removed from Advisory Board

Colorado Springs, Colorado - After the Biden Administration forced former Trump confidant and sidekick Kellyanne Conway from it's Board of Advisors, the faculty at the Air Force Academy said they have "no choice" but to "close our doors immediately a…

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Funny story: A Female Taliban Soldier Admits She Has 2 Vaginas

A Female Taliban Soldier Admits She Has 2 Vaginas

CAMEL SHIT, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – Afghanistan's Sandstone News Agency is reporting that a female member of the Taliban’s famed 82nd Division has revealed that she has two pussies (pun intended). Banbula Sin Gee, who is a jeep driver, fir…

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Funny story: It's Switzerland's Turn To Invade Afghanistan

It's Switzerland's Turn To Invade Afghanistan

Switzerland is about to invade Afghanistan. The reasoning is Afghanistan must be invaded by someone, and Switzerland felt they had to get into the action before Canada or Finland. And besides, what else does Switzerland have to do all day besides…

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Funny story: President Joe Biden, Commander-In-Sheep

President Joe Biden, Commander-In-Sheep

BILLINGSGATE POST: Chances are, if you see Joe Biden wear a sheepish grin, there must be a story behind it. Well, there just might be. Much has been written about why men turn to sheep for affection while undergoing stress. In fact, Geoffrey Chauc…

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Funny story: Ikea UK reports empty shelves and Brits are now sleeping on ancient, sagging, yellow stained, Made in UK mattresses!

Ikea UK reports empty shelves and Brits are now sleeping on ancient, sagging, yellow stained, Made in UK mattresses!

Post Brexit consequences are being swept under the carpet (not made in the EU, Made in Iran) as UK mega-large retailers are beginning to complain that their shelves are becoming emptier and emptier! Brit supermarket shoppers are hoarding olive oil…

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Funny story: Toyota Develops The New Military Tank Cycle

Toyota Develops The New Military Tank Cycle

SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The Toyota Corporation has just developed the new, state-of-the-art military Patton 17 Tank Cycle X. The new military war machine was tested out recently in Iran against Isis soldiers who ran for the hills (or rather…

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Interviews The Extremely Hateful Marjorie Taylor Greene

Oprah Winfrey Interviews The Extremely Hateful Marjorie Taylor Greene

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – It is no secret that Marjorie Taylor Greene has become the most hated, despised, piece-of-shit politician in the entire United States, and there are lots of them! The National Whispers News Agency has just named Mar…

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Funny story: Russia Has a Sure-Fire Plan To Discourage Homosexuality

Russia Has a Sure-Fire Plan To Discourage Homosexuality

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin has announced that they will no longer tolerate the comingling between same-sexers. Stavros Nickavich, spokesperson for the Kremlin, has made it clear that Moscow is not San Francisco, and anyone who wants to k…

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Funny story: Putin Claims That He Has Over a Dozen Video Tapes of Trump Cavorting With Moscow Whores

Putin Claims That He Has Over a Dozen Video Tapes of Trump Cavorting With Moscow Whores

MOSCOW – (Satire Gossip) – Reports coming out of the Kremlin, state that Russian President Vladimir Putin, who has now turned on DJT, is alleging that he has 14 tapes of his “American Puppet,” in various states of sexuitis delictiosus (i.e. screwing)…

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Funny story: Three Men Arrested For Molesting Three Giant Goldfish

Three Men Arrested For Molesting Three Giant Goldfish

WOODPECKER BAY, Florida – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has revealed that three fishermen from Georgia have been arrested by members of the Woodpecker Bay Police Department. The three individuals, who work for the Diddling Dixie Sheetrock Company…

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Funny story: The New Taliban Regime Warns That Anyone Using The Derogatory Term "Camel Toe" Will Be Arrested and Exiled To Siberia or Minnesota.

The New Taliban Regime Warns That Anyone Using The Derogatory Term "Camel Toe" Will Be Arrested and Exiled To Siberia or Minnesota.

KABUL, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – Afghanistan’s Taliban Government says that they will not put up with it’s citizens verbally, emotionally, physically, and sexually attacking women. Taliban leader General Abdali Tibia Nim-Nim, informed The San…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Hits Back At Putin Saying That He Has a Napoleon Complex Since He’s Only 5-foot-2-Inches Tall

Donald Trump Hits Back At Putin Saying That He Has a Napoleon Complex Since He’s Only 5-foot-2-Inches Tall

MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Insiders at Mar-a-Lago say that the Trumpster is still extremely upset at the fact that Russian President Putin referred to him as being nothing more than a submissive pussy. Trump, who has the personality of a sanitar…

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Funny story: Pinocchio The Puppet

Pinocchio The Puppet

The best version: Long ago, an old satanist named Geppetto was caught shoplifting in a store in his village. He was sent to a dungeon where he was tortured. His hands were put in an iron vise and afterwards fire ants were placed on them while he s…

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Funny story: Republicans Lose Minds Over Biden Vaccine Mandate

Republicans Lose Minds Over Biden Vaccine Mandate

“Stop medical tyranny.” - Real medical tyranny advised people to drink Clorox and Lysol, but Republicans never said peep over that. So who needs a vaccine anyway? Well, who goes into a battle without a rifle? The Covid pandemic is a battle. A…

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Funny story: The New Taliban Regime Plans on Invading Pakistan

The New Taliban Regime Plans on Invading Pakistan

KABUL, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – The CIA has just intercepted a message that the new Taliban regime has decided to invade neighboring Pakistan. The message was sent by Taliban General Abdali Tibia Nim-Nim to Taliban spokesperson Sabeen Siri Y…

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Funny story: Trump: "I Thought Climate Change Was a Hoax Because Liberals from Chy-Na Put Magic Mushrooms in My Soup"

Trump: "I Thought Climate Change Was a Hoax Because Liberals from Chy-Na Put Magic Mushrooms in My Soup"

Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Former President Donald Trump, who once declared global warming a Chinese Hoax, has apparently changed his mind according to a recent speech at a gathering of corporate fundraisers near his cult compound in Florida. One well…

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Funny story: "Is that it then?" Asks sad swingball

"Is that it then?" Asks sad swingball

After spending the summer in the garden, slightly rusty swingball set Leonardo Flumpski is feeling slightly sad. 'Yes. there I was' said Flumpski 'standing in the garden, waiting for someone to play with me, I mean people don't even need a partner…

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Funny story: Donald “El Sicko” Trump Says If He Was Not Married To Melania He Would Want To Be Married To His Daughter Ivanka

Donald “El Sicko” Trump Says If He Was Not Married To Melania He Would Want To Be Married To His Daughter Ivanka

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many news agencies are reporting that Donald Trump really and truly went off the deep end when he made a comment that makes the late perverted, Jeffrey Epstein seem like a girl scout. The orange Orca whale (aka Dona…

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Funny story: 103 Inches of Snow Falls on New York City – Dozens of City Buses are Missing

103 Inches of Snow Falls on New York City – Dozens of City Buses are Missing

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Snow has never fallen on New York City in September, but that has changed, thanks to Global Warming. Meteorologists are shocked that the massive snowstorm, known as the Yukon Express, dumped 103 inches of snow in the Big…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene is Definitely The Most Horrible, Coyote-Ugly-Looking Space Cadet in The Entire USA

Marjorie Taylor Greene is Definitely The Most Horrible, Coyote-Ugly-Looking Space Cadet in The Entire USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today is reporting that in the history of the U.S. Congress, there has never been a meaner, more Naziesque, more hate-filled bitch or bastard than Marjorie Taylor Greene. TT’s Papaya Bamboo pointed out se…

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Funny story: Texas Is Sending 900 Bulldozers To Fight The Out-of-Control California Wild Fires

Texas Is Sending 900 Bulldozers To Fight The Out-of-Control California Wild Fires

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Texas Senate has announced that they have agreed to send 900 fire-fighting bulldozers to help fight the dozens of fast-moving wild fires in the Left Coast state. Senator Harmon K. Finstermund, a Democrat from Nacogdoch…

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Funny story: A Man in Manhattan Is Attacked With A Bowling Ball

A Man in Manhattan Is Attacked With A Bowling Ball

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency reports that a 32-year-old Central Park security guard was attacked by a homeless man yielding a Dick Weber Commemorative bowling ball. Rudyard P. Festoon, says that he was sitting on a park b…

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Funny story: California’s Dixie Land Fire Is So Huge It Can Be Seen From Saturn

California’s Dixie Land Fire Is So Huge It Can Be Seen From Saturn

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Satire News) – Planetary scientists now say that the Dixie Land Fire is so gigantic that it can be seen from as far off as Saturn (a distance of over 742 million miles, as the crow flies). The “Fire From Hell” as the…

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Funny story: President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas

President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden was recently asked what he really thinks about the man who lived in the White House right before him. Can you be more specific? he asked. Yes sir, the Racist-in-Chief, came the reply. Oh, ok…

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Funny story: New Crime series to be about Devil Worshipper

New Crime series to be about Devil Worshipper

In a world of crime fiction, where some of it is solved by Clergymen, such as Father Brown, Grantchester, and the one that will feature Ross Kemp as a hard as nails Lay-Preacher in Cockney Wonder, Devil Won't Care is set to turn the world of cosy cri…

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Funny story: The Real Reasons Why The New England Patriots Released QB Cam Newton

The Real Reasons Why The New England Patriots Released QB Cam Newton

GILLETTE, Massachusetts – (Sports Satire) – Many sports pundits had predicted that NFL quarterback, Cam Newton was bound to get cut by the Patriots. The rumors around the locker room were that the Pats powers-that-be and Coach Bilichick, were just…

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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Announces She’s Engaged To a Member of Donald Trump’s Base

Caitlyn Jenner Announces She’s Engaged To a Member of Donald Trump’s Base

RANCHO SANCHO, California – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that trangender/transsexual Caitlyn Jenner is thrilled to announce that (s)he has become engaged. The former Bruce Jenner, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that her fiancé is Harvey…

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Funny story: Neurologist: Senior Members Of GOP Should Have Heads Examined

Neurologist: Senior Members Of GOP Should Have Heads Examined

A leading authority of neurology believes some leaders of the Republican Party should have their heads examined for signs of cerebral damage, much like those performed post mortem on athletes suspected of having Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE)…

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Funny story: "Kissing His Big Fat Butt” - Nancy Pelosi

"Kissing His Big Fat Butt” - Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi wasn’t talking about Santa Claus when she accused White House staffers of, “Kissing his big fat butt.” Oh no! She was addressing the big fat butt of Donald Trump. She went on to say, in Bob Woodward’s new book, Peril, “You know he’s…

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Funny story: Siri Given a Hefty Fine For Eavesdropping and Illegally Listening In On Personal Conversations

Siri Given a Hefty Fine For Eavesdropping and Illegally Listening In On Personal Conversations

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A Federal judge has ruled that Siri has been violating the privacy rights of private citizens and now, her owners (Apple Inc.) will have to pay a fine. Judge Fawn Gettasax, 57, stated that Siri has stepped way past…

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Funny story: The California Wildfires Are So Damn Hot That Fisherman Are Catching Fish That Are Already Cooked

The California Wildfires Are So Damn Hot That Fisherman Are Catching Fish That Are Already Cooked

MARILYN MONROE, California – (Satire News) – The hundreds of California wildfires continue to burn out of control. Ipso Facto News reports that meteorologists have verified that some of the fires including the Tinsel Town fire and the Avocado Vall…

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Funny story: Woman with dreadful taste in music has bought two new albums from the top ten

Woman with dreadful taste in music has bought two new albums from the top ten

Mavis Davidson has always known that she has a bad taste in music, but for the first time in her life, she has actually bought two albums that are high in the music charts. 'Yes' said a clearly delighted Mavis 'I have the new albums by Steps and A…

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Funny story: President Biden Officially Condemns Trump's Mar-a-Lago

President Biden Officially Condemns Trump's Mar-a-Lago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Well it is finally official, the president of the United States has officially condemned Donald Trump’s Dixie Complex. Boom Boom News said that the Trumptard is fit-to-be-tied and is threatening to talk to his BF…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Just Been Named, The 2021 Man of The Year, By The White Extremist Group, The Proud Boys

Donald Trump Has Just Been Named, The 2021 Man of The Year, By The White Extremist Group, The Proud Boys

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – Scandal Today is reporting that Donald Jonathan Trump, AKA “Rhino Butt,” has just received the ‘honor’ of being named The 2021 Man of The Year, by his beloved January 6, insurrectionists, the Proud Boys. The me…

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Funny story: Texas Governor Abbott Is The Wizard Of Pregnancy

Texas Governor Abbott Is The Wizard Of Pregnancy

What if a 12-year-old girl, who hasn't started her menstrual cycle, is raped by a relative or neighbor? How could she know if she were pregnant before 5 weeks, Governor Abbott? What if there isn't a doctor in the area or a Planned Parenthood? Supp…

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Funny story: Man who hasn't bought any ABBA CDs, won't be buying the next one

Man who hasn't bought any ABBA CDs, won't be buying the next one

A man who has never invested in any ABBA CDs has told anyone who might be listening he won't be buying the new one. Brian Asshat, Chutney on Fritz's most famous, fictional bachelor has surprised no one at all with this news. Brian's music collecti…

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Funny story: Couple regret wasting hours watching cat videos on Youtube

Couple regret wasting hours watching cat videos on Youtube

Couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson regret spending three hours of their lives watching Cat videos on Youtube. 'At first, it seemed like a good idea' said Lorraine 'who doesn't like watching a video of a cat doing something mad and silly? I know I lo…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is MIA

Donald Trump Is MIA

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump is worried shitless as she cannot find her daddy, aka “The Pussy Grabber.” The 6-foot-tall daughter of Donald and Matilda Elmira Trump says that she last saw her father in Mar-a-Lago’s Emperor Hir…

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Has Just Cornered The Asian Womens Shoe Market

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Has Just Cornered The Asian Womens Shoe Market

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-un, who is almost…

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Funny story: Texas Is Crushing Voting Rights

Texas Is Crushing Voting Rights

First, it was women’s health rights, as in Roe v Wade, limiting women to receive a legal termination within the first 5 weeks of pregnancy. That was a Texas decision by men (Guess what?) who have never been or will ever be pregnant. Why did men e…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Has Hit Her “Change of Life” And She Is Positively Devastated, Depressed, and Bitter-As-Hell

Ivanka Trump Has Hit Her “Change of Life” And She Is Positively Devastated, Depressed, and Bitter-As-Hell

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Taboid Today has just confirmed that Donald Trump’s favorite child has officially entered into the menopausal state. Double T reporter Papaya Bamboo, first broke the story after talking to Ivanka's step-mommy Melani…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That The X-Rated Photos of Her Are Fake

Melania Trump Says That The X-Rated Photos of Her Are Fake

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Daily Drama News Agency has reported that a group of 29 X-rated photos purported to be of Melania “Be Best” Trump are most probably a bit fake. DDNA reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, noted that the photos were purchased by…

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Funny story: A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative

A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative

MEXICALI, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency has commented that during the last fight of the afternoon, the featured bull, named El Bravisimo Numero Ocho, suddenly lost his footing and ended up in the first row of the Salma H…

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Funny story: The List of The Top 12 Donald Trump Nicknames

The List of The Top 12 Donald Trump Nicknames

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, along with stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree, have just compiled a list of nicknames that DJT has acquired over the last 4 or 5 years. The list originally had over 90 nicknames, but with t…

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Funny story: Texas And Taliban Women’s Rights

Texas And Taliban Women’s Rights

While the roaming Taliban men use their whips on women who are not fully covered, Texas is forcing women who are victims of rape or incest to give birth to unwanted pregnancies. While the Texas legislators have not okayed stoning women for pre-ma…

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Funny story: Researchers Are Conducting Research Studies to Study Research Studies

Researchers Are Conducting Research Studies to Study Research Studies

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Daily Max reports that an ongoing research study is researching research studies. Daily Max reporter Savannah Stiletto, spoke with one of the nation’s foremost research studiers, Wanda Jane McBudapest, 37, and l…

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Funny story: Like Garbo, Trump Speaks Now And Then

Like Garbo, Trump Speaks Now And Then

Like silent film actress Greta Garbo, Donald Trump speaks now and then. Of course, many would prefer he spoke neither now or then. But he thinks he has something to say. Unfortunately, Trump's most recent something to say praised Confederate General…

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Funny story: The Age-Old College Male Students Boinking Question “Ginger or Mary Ann?” Has Now Been Replaced With “Alexa or Siri?”

The Age-Old College Male Students Boinking Question “Ginger or Mary Ann?” Has Now Been Replaced With “Alexa or Siri?”

CARPINTERIA, California – (Satire News) – News coming out of the Left Coast, is that the age old “Gilligan’s Island” TV show question, who would you rather boink Ginger or Mary Ann? has now been replaced. Mimosa Sabrosa, with Alpha Beta News, has…

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Funny story: Man on First Dates really is that dreadful

Man on First Dates really is that dreadful

Self-appointed turner of stomachs Brad appeared on Channel Four's First Dates programme and really was as dreadful as he seemed. 'Usually' said series producer Tracey Heckingthwaite 'we have some editorial control as to what we show, but really wh…

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Funny story: Texas Governor Greg “Eggplant Face” Abbott Given a Ticket For Speeding (While in His Wheel Chair)

Texas Governor Greg “Eggplant Face” Abbott Given a Ticket For Speeding (While in His Wheel Chair)

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that Governor Greg Abbott has been issued a speeding ticket for going 17 miles over the allowed speed while sitting in his expensive wheel chair. ABNA reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, stated…

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Funny story: German Loony freezes his sperm in freezer and his freezer conked out!

German Loony freezes his sperm in freezer and his freezer conked out!

Wiesbaden, Germany: A rather eccentric, scientific experiment, ended in disaster as German Nutter, Friedrich von Schmitz (real name, Freddy Schmitz, common as muck), decided to freeze his sperm in his own freezer so he could be reincarnated after he…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell is Suing The Makers of a Viagra-Like Pill, Up Up & Away!

Mitch McConnell is Suing The Makers of a Viagra-Like Pill, Up Up & Away!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just confirmed that Senator Mitch “Turtle Face” McConnell has just filed a lawsuit against the makers of the penis hardening, Viagra-like pill, Up, Up, and Away. The lawsuit claims…

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Officially Bans The Word “Pussy”

Pennsylvania Officially Bans The Word “Pussy”

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - The Pennsylvania Senate has voted to outlaw the use of the word “Pussy,” after hundreds of evangelicals, old fogies, sticks-in-the-mud, and old maids demanded the word be banned. One old maid, 79-year-ol…

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Funny story: Leaves planning to fall, sometime soon

Leaves planning to fall, sometime soon

It has been revealed, to no one's great shock or surprise, that leaves are planning to start falling, sometime soon. 'Yes' said leaf Mavis Davis 'we are planning to start falling in a couple of weeks, and some of us will still be in the trees in l…

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Funny story: After Losing in The First Round and Embarrassing Himself Before The Entire World, Evander Holyfield Says That Next He Will Fight Barron Trump

After Losing in The First Round and Embarrassing Himself Before The Entire World, Evander Holyfield Says That Next He Will Fight Barron Trump

HOLLYWOOD, Florida – (Sports Satire) – There is an old expression that says that one stayed a little bit too long at the fuckin’ rodeo. And that is exactly what 59-year-old Evander Jemima Holyfield did. The dummy got greedy and he got his greedy o…

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Funny story: Janet's special mug is still missing

Janet's special mug is still missing

Janet's special mug is still missing. It is red, with a big bottom. Janet makes cakes on a Friday. You know Janet. Everyone knows Janet. Anyway, if you see her special mug, can you let us know, as she just won't stop banging on and on and on about…

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Funny story: A 27-Year-Old Woman Bowler in Baltimore Bowls a Perfect 300 Game Using a Baseball

A 27-Year-Old Woman Bowler in Baltimore Bowls a Perfect 300 Game Using a Baseball

BALTIMORE – (Sports Satire) – A 27-year-old female bowler in Baltimore has just bowled what is perhaps the most amazing bowling game in the history of the 10-pin sport. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti, reported that Lila P. Festivus, who is a…

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Funny story: School Children deciding on facial expressions

School Children deciding on facial expressions

School-children four-year-old Josh and six-year-old Daisy are deciding on the facial expressions that they will use in the school photo that their mum will put up on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. 'I was thinking of being a lion and roaring' sai…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson delivers Winston Churchill stirring interview on the Beeb with Hugh Pym!

Boris Johnson delivers Winston Churchill stirring interview on the Beeb with Hugh Pym!

After playing board games with OAP's in an OAP home dressed in a bib and plastic apron, Boris Johnson, UK, PM, refused to be filmed being spoon-fed because it would have damaged his drivelling image further! However, after the fab PR shoot promoti…

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Become Known as The Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace, The Infamous Porn Actress, Who Starred in The X-Rated Hard-Core Film "Deep Throat"

Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Become Known as The Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace, The Infamous Porn Actress, Who Starred in The X-Rated Hard-Core Film "Deep Throat"

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle, reports that Donald Trump Jr’s., girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, traveled to Tennessee to visit an ex-boyfriend, who owes her $13,805. While there she spoke at a ral…

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Funny story: Man curating his pencil shavings collection

Man curating his pencil shavings collection

Brian Asshat, Chutney on the Fritz's most colourful character will spend today curating his pencil shavings, after sneezing on them last night. 'Yes, it is a complete nightmare' wrote Brian on his blog 'I sneezed, and my carefully curated collecti…

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Funny story: Man remembers the good old days as being barely tolerable

Man remembers the good old days as being barely tolerable

Your local sociopath, the one who never says hello to anyone, just remembers the good old days as being barely tolerable. The bloke that you might see in the pub, or on the train, or walking past the house, but has a name that always escapes you,…

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Funny story: Sitcom Writer loses place on the moral high ground

Sitcom Writer loses place on the moral high ground

After posting something on Twitter, a man vaguely famous for writing a sitcom that is little remembered realises that he no longer has the moral high ground. Speaking to us over zoom he said 'Yes, I know my show was cancelled, because the BBC was…

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Funny story: Shot Of Botox Versus Shot Of Covid Vaccine?

Shot Of Botox Versus Shot Of Covid Vaccine?

Why do some anti-vax people use Botox to eliminate lines and wrinkles but reject the Covid-19 vaccine that can save their life? Botox is made from a toxin. "Set it up, Joe. Let me have a shot between the eyes and get rid of my 11's.

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Funny story: A Female College Wrestler Wrestles and Defeats 4 Male Wrestlers in a Wrestling Meet

A Female College Wrestler Wrestles and Defeats 4 Male Wrestlers in a Wrestling Meet

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – (Satire News) – Sportsapalooza News reports that a female wrestler from Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis wrestled and beat four male wrestlers in record time. Officials with the National Collegiate Wrestling Fede…

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Funny story: Poland Officially Bans Polish Jokes

Poland Officially Bans Polish Jokes

WARSAW, Poland – (Satire News) – After over a hundred years of having to put up with literally millions of Polish jokes, the people of Poland are glad that the Polish government has finally outlawed the dreaded humorisms. A spokesperson for Presid…

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Funny story: Woman has the birdie song as an ear-worm

Woman has the birdie song as an ear-worm

Penny Farthing, a 39-year-old woman about town has told people that she currently has The Birdie Song as an earworm. 'I had a really bad fever dream last night, remembering a family wedding, and seeing Uncle Derek dancing to the Birdie Song, and n…

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo retires from publicity

Cristiano Ronaldo retires from publicity

Cristiano Ronaldo has announced his retirement from self-publicity after breaking the international goal-scoring record. The 36-year-old Portugal and Manchester United star said he would take a step back from being in the limelight for 23 hours an…

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Funny story: Greg Abbott Says He’s Now Getting Over 90,000 Hate Messages, Instagrams, and Letters a Week!

Greg Abbott Says He’s Now Getting Over 90,000 Hate Messages, Instagrams, and Letters a Week!

RACIST RIVER, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The governor of Texas was in the little town of Racist River, Louisiana, where he was speaking before a gathering of the white, racist, extremist group known as The Proud Boys. The rally took place in a Wa…

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Funny story: Sportsmen can't tell politicians apart

Sportsmen can't tell politicians apart

The Whippet and Farrow pub was the site of some consternation today as Darts Player Ernie Heckingthwaite and Tiddlywinks player Sidney 'The Tinker' Davies couldn't tell the difference between Gavin Williamson, and that other bloke. 'Imagine my sur…

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Funny story: The Internet Has Just Shut Down The Terrorist Website www.terroristmothereffers.sic

The Internet Has Just Shut Down The Terrorist Website www.terroristmothereffers.sic

MANHATTAN, New York – (Satire News) – Acting on a tip from information guru Andy Cohen, the Internet has taken steps to shut down a website that is run by members of four of the world’s most notorious terrorist groups. The four groups include the…

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Funny story: A Volcano Is Discovered In Lake Michigan

A Volcano Is Discovered In Lake Michigan

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – US meteorologists from Maine to Oregon are puzzled-as-hell at the discovery of a volcano that has suddenly formed overnight in Lake Michigan. The Alpha Beta News Agency was the first news outlet to report on the volcano,…

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Funny story: US Treasury announces unavoidable bankruptcy of Federal Government

US Treasury announces unavoidable bankruptcy of Federal Government

Unable to print enough money to fund spending, DC to go bankrupt this coming Tuesday night at midnight. Establishment Washington OUTRAGED to discover being liberal doesn't mean you never have to pay your bills. Biden blames Trump. "If former pr…

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Funny story: After Losing To #13 Ranked Oregon, “THE” Ohio State Is Now Simply Being Called Ohio State

After Losing To #13 Ranked Oregon, “THE” Ohio State Is Now Simply Being Called Ohio State

COLUMBUS, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Football pundits are saying that the once mighty Ohio State Buckeyes, who refer to themselves as “THE” Ohio State are now just being referred to as simply Ohio State. The Buckeyes got beaten by the Oregon Ducks 3…

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Funny story: A Women’s College Softball Coach is Accused of Getting to Third Base With Her Second Baseman

A Women’s College Softball Coach is Accused of Getting to Third Base With Her Second Baseman

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island – (Sports Satire) – The NCAA is investigating a softball coach who is alleged to have carried on an affair with the team’s star player. Coach Nancy Frillmeister, 37, who has been the girl’s softball coach at Paul Revere Uni…

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Funny story: An NCAA Football Mascot is Arrested For Being a Pervert

An NCAA Football Mascot is Arrested For Being a Pervert

BURNT CORN, Alabama – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has just confirmed that the sports mascot for Johnny Reb College has been arrested. SBIM's Dottie Bazooka, stated that Clydell Bruce “Bubba” Fipp, 25, was arrested at his Pr…

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Funny story: Germany’s First All-Nude Female Soccer Team Wins It’s Season Opener

Germany’s First All-Nude Female Soccer Team Wins It’s Season Opener

FRANKFURT, Germany – (Sports Satire) – The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that the world’s first all-nude women’s soccer team handily won their very first game. The unique soccer team known as The Frankfurt Frauleins easily defeated the all-m…

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Funny story: That book could have been a bit shorter, say book group

That book could have been a bit shorter, say book group

Members of Chutney on the Fritz's book club, which meets at the Hipster and Farrow pub in Grange Lane, have all said that their latest choice 'How to do something to some people and get away with it' could have been a bit shorter. Former teacher,…

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Funny story: Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Race Horse, “Queen Bee Be-Gone” Wins The Walla Walla Invitational Derby

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Race Horse, “Queen Bee Be-Gone” Wins The Walla Walla Invitational Derby

WALLA WALLA, Washington – (Sports Satire) – The Daily Max News Agency has just announced that a thoroughbred race horse belonging to soul music artist Beyonce and her hip hop singer husband Jay-Z has just won the coveted Walla Walla Invitational Derb…

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Funny story: Man regrets buying a set of dumbells, again

Man regrets buying a set of dumbells, again

After buying a set of dumbells in the first lockdown, Gary Johnson regrets buying a second set, as he lost the first set. 'Now I have two sets of dumbells, and I regret buying the first one' said the easily confused chap. 'I couldn't believe it…

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Funny story: Man living his life like it is a choose your own adventure book, again

Man living his life like it is a choose your own adventure book, again

Derek Smallwood is living his life as if it is a choose your own adventure book, even though the last time he tried it it was a disaster. Derek revealed the story in his recently Amazon Kindle Published best-seller, CYOA - Just Do it, wherewith e…

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Funny story: Where's Michael? - the Where's Wally for the modern age

Where's Michael? - the Where's Wally for the modern age

Anyone who is looking for a fun, up to date alternative to Where's Wallie? now has the exciting game of Where's Michael? Based on the real-life escapades of government tea-boy Michael Gove, Where's Michael? players have already found him in a nigh…

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Funny story: Incompetent man wishes to be doing his job for another ten years

Incompetent man wishes to be doing his job for another ten years

Incompetent buffoon Geoffrey Rivers has said that he wants to be doing his job for the next ten years. Mr Rivers, who works for the local sewage treatment firm, has said that although his work involves things people don't want to think about, he s…

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper’s Sexual Secret Finally Comes Out

Anderson Cooper’s Sexual Secret Finally Comes Out

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle recently sat down and interviewed Anderson Cooper. She noted that he has the most beautiful eyes of anyone she has ever seen, man or woman. Miss Chipotle, also noted…

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Funny story: Tennis Ball Complaining of a headache

Tennis Ball Complaining of a headache

After playing a vitally important role in a vitally important tennis match tennis ball John Bartholemew is complaining about a headache. 'Don't get me wrong' said John 'I will always be grateful for the exposure, but when you are being hit about o…

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Funny story: That actress you liked in that thing is in a thing you won't like her in

That actress you liked in that thing is in a thing you won't like her in

An actress that you liked in something because she played a nice character, is going to upset you with her turn as someone a lot more unpleasant. In the shocking turn of events, the actress who you like, but whose name you have forgotten will play…

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Funny story: Texas Governor Abolishes Rape

Texas Governor Abolishes Rape

Austin, TX Wood Blister reporting. Gov. Greg Abbott, as he signed the most restrictive anti-abortion law in the country, explained why the law did not provide for abortion after six weeks in cases of rape or incest. "We are abolishing rape and in…

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Funny story: General Marmaduke Barks Up Wrong Tree: Makes Peking Duck Nuclear Attack

General Marmaduke Barks Up Wrong Tree: Makes Peking Duck Nuclear Attack

BILLINGSGATE POST: General Marmaduke Milley, the lead mutt on the Joint Chiefs of Staff dog sled, reportedly called his counterpart in China to give him a “heads up” before President Trump unleashed a nuclear attack. In a soon to be released ficti…

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Funny story: The 9/11 Red Tie And Orange Sombrero

The 9/11 Red Tie And Orange Sombrero

Donald Trump was babbling again on the 20th Anniversary of 9/11. The eloquence of President Biden and that of all the former living presidents on the 20th Anniversary made Donald Trump’s predictable babbling sound and smelled like last week’s garbage…

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Funny story: The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the LPGA powers-that-be have finally gotten with the program and they are going to implement a clothing policy that media experts say will increase TV viewership by at least 700%.

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Funny story: Millenial shocked to realise old people know a lot about the world as well

Millenial shocked to realise old people know a lot about the world as well

Millenial Luke Cosgrove is shocked to learn that old people know a lot about the world as well. 'Like I was talking to my Dad the other day, and he was telling me all about Pink Floyd and the Beatles, and I was shocked to learn that he knew about…

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Funny story: Widespread Marijuana Use Among U.S. College Students Has Shot Through The Damn Roof!

Widespread Marijuana Use Among U.S. College Students Has Shot Through The Damn Roof!

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just revealed a very disappointing trend throughout every college and university in America. ABNA reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, has stated that the highly reputable Federal Institute for Drug Abu…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Will Lead a Group of Volunteers To Colonize The Moon Very Soon

Elon Musk Will Lead a Group of Volunteers To Colonize The Moon Very Soon

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – One of the world’s foremost space explorers recently told Alpha Beta News Agency’s Mimosa Sabrosa of his next space exploratory goal. As of September, 2021, Musk is the second richest man in the world, right behind Amazon’…

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Funny story: McDonalds Introduces McEscargots

McDonalds Introduces McEscargots

CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation is always on the look-out for new and interesting food items to feature in their “Mc” meal menu. The Daily Max has just learned that their latest foray into the new item competition…

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Funny story: Forklift Sex: Biden Runs Amok In Forbidden City

Forklift Sex: Biden Runs Amok In Forbidden City

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Ming Dynasty (1368-1644) have forklifts been allowed in this protected area, where the Yongle Emperor - Zhu Di - built the palaces, gardens and courtyards that occupy the Forbidden City. When then Vice President J…

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Funny story: The Hezbollah Terrorist Group Officially Changes Its Name To The Nicer Sounding Hezzy

The Hezbollah Terrorist Group Officially Changes Its Name To The Nicer Sounding Hezzy

GECKO GULCH, Lebanon – (Satire World) – The Terrorist organization known as Hezbollah, has decided to take the advice of a Portuguese consulting firm and change their name. Bipoli Yayamana, a spokesperson for the Lebanon-based group, said that the…

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Funny story: California Governor Gavin Newsom Easily Wins The Recall – California Will Still Remain The Bluest State in The USA

California Governor Gavin Newsom Easily Wins The Recall – California Will Still Remain The Bluest State in The USA

SACRAMENTO, California – (Satire News) – Papaya Bamboo with Tabloid Today, has just commented that the California Recall of Gov. Newsom fell as flat as Ann Coulter’s chest. The people of California have spoken, and they have, by an overwhelming ma…

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Funny story: Trump To Have Surgery To Remove His Female Ovaries

Trump To Have Surgery To Remove His Female Ovaries

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Melania has just let the cat (or rather the ovaries) out of the bag. She let it slip to her BFF LeBron James, that her husband, the United States income tax evader, recently learned that he has two female ovaries next…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Insists That Her Daddy “Old Shit Face” Get Botox Because He Is Starting To Look Like That Ugly, Evil, Hate-Filled Bitch, Marjorie Taylor Greene

Ivanka Trump Insists That Her Daddy “Old Shit Face” Get Botox Because He Is Starting To Look Like That Ugly, Evil, Hate-Filled Bitch, Marjorie Taylor Greene

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Traci Diddle with National Rumblings said that she spoke with the former first daughter and she is positively nervous, worried, and scared-as-shit. Sweet Lips, as DJT calls his favorite child, said that just within the…

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