Funny story: Texas Governor Greg “Eggplant Face” Abbott Given a Ticket For Speeding (While in His Wheel Chair)

Texas Governor Greg “Eggplant Face” Abbott Given a Ticket For Speeding (While in His Wheel Chair)

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that Governor Greg Abbott has been issued a speeding ticket for going 17 miles over the allowed speed while sitting in his expensive wheel chair. ABNA reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, stated…

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Funny story: Sportsmen can't tell politicians apart

Sportsmen can't tell politicians apart

The Whippet and Farrow pub was the site of some consternation today as Darts Player Ernie Heckingthwaite and Tiddlywinks player Sidney 'The Tinker' Davies couldn't tell the difference between Gavin Williamson, and that other bloke. 'Imagine my sur…

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Funny story: Leaves planning to fall, sometime soon

Leaves planning to fall, sometime soon

It has been revealed, to no one's great shock or surprise, that leaves are planning to start falling, sometime soon. 'Yes' said leaf Mavis Davis 'we are planning to start falling in a couple of weeks, and some of us will still be in the trees in l…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene is Definitely The Most Horrible, Coyote-Ugly-Looking Space Cadet in The Entire USA

Marjorie Taylor Greene is Definitely The Most Horrible, Coyote-Ugly-Looking Space Cadet in The Entire USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today is reporting that in the history of the U.S. Congress, there has never been a meaner, more Naziesque, more hate-filled bitch or bastard than Marjorie Taylor Greene. TT’s Papaya Bamboo pointed out se…

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Funny story: Man on First Dates really is that dreadful

Man on First Dates really is that dreadful

Self-appointed turner of stomachs Brad appeared on Channel Four's First Dates programme and really was as dreadful as he seemed. 'Usually' said series producer Tracey Heckingthwaite 'we have some editorial control as to what we show, but really wh…

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Funny story: Researchers Are Conducting Research Studies to Study Research Studies

Researchers Are Conducting Research Studies to Study Research Studies

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Daily Max reports that an ongoing research study is researching research studies. Daily Max reporter Savannah Stiletto, spoke with one of the nation’s foremost research studiers, Wanda Jane McBudapest, 37, and l…

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Funny story: Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Race Horse, “Queen Bee Be-Gone” Wins The Walla Walla Invitational Derby

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Race Horse, “Queen Bee Be-Gone” Wins The Walla Walla Invitational Derby

WALLA WALLA, Washington – (Sports Satire) – The Daily Max News Agency has just announced that a thoroughbred race horse belonging to soul music artist Beyonce and her hip hop singer husband Jay-Z has just won the coveted Walla Walla Invitational Derb…

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