NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In a move that sports writers and fans throughout the country are hailing as a ‘hallelujah moment,’ WNBA executives have decided to allow every team to change over from regulation basketball shorts to Daisy Duke short shorts.
Commissioner Kathy Englebert of the WNBA told Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti, that she has given in to the millions of male WNBA fans and the tens of thousands of lesbionic WNBA fans and she will mandate the new uniform policy.
So beginning with the next WNBA season, all female round ballers will discard those old-fashioned, plain dull shorts and replace them with the sexy-as-hell, tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts.
Englebert added that the loose-fitting jerseys will be replaced by tight-fitting halter tops.
One team, the Atlanta Dream has said that due to the new shorts policy, their season ticket sales have shot up by 900%.
Pia Confetti stated that she has actually seen three of the members of the Los Angeles Sparks in their new shorts, and she remarked that the trio looked sensuously sexy and even she, being a 100% straight female, felt a slight tingling sensation in her pubic region.
Confetti, who is noted for telling it like it is, then added that she can just imagine the thousands of erections in the stands when the WNBA teams perform for the first time in their hot, lusciously sexy Daisy Duke short shorts.