Funny story: Ivanka Trump Denies That She Has a Landing Strip – Melania Says The 6-Foot-Tall Barbie Doll is a Lying Sack of Shit Like Her Daddy

Ivanka Trump Denies That She Has a Landing Strip – Melania Says The 6-Foot-Tall Barbie Doll is a Lying Sack of Shit Like Her Daddy

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Scandal Today has just learned that Trump’s favorite child, the 6-foot-tall bleached blonde Amazon woman does in fact have a landing strip. ST reporter Cheyenne Patio spoke with Ivanka’s massage therapist, who confirmed…

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Funny story: Forklift Sex: Biden Runs Amok In Forbidden City

Forklift Sex: Biden Runs Amok In Forbidden City

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Ming Dynasty (1368-1644) have forklifts been allowed in this protected area, where the Yongle Emperor - Zhu Di - built the palaces, gardens and courtyards that occupy the Forbidden City. When then Vice President J…

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Funny story: House in Midsummer sold suprisingly quickly

House in Midsummer sold suprisingly quickly

A house in Midsummer Norton, one of the country's biggest crime hot spots has sold surprisingly quickly. The house, the scene of the death of one lead character, and in two separate cases secondary deaths after the third add-break was snapped up at a…

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Funny story: President Biden Issues a Presidential Executive Order Approving The Building of a Nuclear Waste Site Dump Right Next To Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Residence

President Biden Issues a Presidential Executive Order Approving The Building of a Nuclear Waste Site Dump Right Next To Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Residence

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden has just signed what insiders are saying is without a doubt his most favorite PEO since taking office. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the news media that the site for the brand new…

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Funny story: California’s New Tourism Slogan: Please Ignore The Wildfire Smoke – and Enjoy The Avocado Toast

California’s New Tourism Slogan: Please Ignore The Wildfire Smoke – and Enjoy The Avocado Toast

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The state of California, which has suffered from earthquakes, mudslides, wildfires, bumper-to-bumper traffic, smog, tsunamis, and Trump’s ass-kissing little fairy Scott Baio, has just spent $19.3 million on a new advertisi…

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Funny story: Michael Gove disappointed not to be given the job of minister for night clubs

Michael Gove disappointed not to be given the job of minister for night clubs

Tea-boy to the stars, Michael Gove is said to be disappointed that in the most recent cabinet reshuffle, he was made Minister for Nightclubs, instead being given the job of saving Christmas, and making sure supply chains are open for the spending fun…

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Funny story: Millenial shocked to realise old people know a lot about the world as well

Millenial shocked to realise old people know a lot about the world as well

Millenial Luke Cosgrove is shocked to learn that old people know a lot about the world as well. 'Like I was talking to my Dad the other day, and he was telling me all about Pink Floyd and the Beatles, and I was shocked to learn that he knew about…

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Funny story: The WNBA Agrees To Allow Their Players To Replace Their Drab Regulation Basketball Shorts With Sexy Daisy Duke Short Shorts

The WNBA Agrees To Allow Their Players To Replace Their Drab Regulation Basketball Shorts With Sexy Daisy Duke Short Shorts

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In a move that sports writers and fans throughout the country are hailing as a ‘hallelujah moment,’ WNBA executives have decided to allow every team to change over from regulation basketball shorts to Daisy Duke shor…

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Funny story: Republican Senators Want To Lend The New Taliban Regime $83 Million – The Democrat Senators Say Fu*k You!

Republican Senators Want To Lend The New Taliban Regime $83 Million – The Democrat Senators Say Fu*k You!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the ‘are you effen kidding me?’ department, Trump’s ass-kissing GOP senators are insisting that the U.S. government lend the new Taliban regime $83 million. The Daily Dirt’s Stormy Coin, noted that every Demo…

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Funny story: California Governor Gavin Newsom Easily Wins The Recall – California Will Still Remain The Bluest State in The USA

California Governor Gavin Newsom Easily Wins The Recall – California Will Still Remain The Bluest State in The USA

SACRAMENTO, California – (Satire News) – Papaya Bamboo with Tabloid Today, has just commented that the California Recall of Gov. Newsom fell as flat as Ann Coulter’s chest. The people of California have spoken, and they have, by an overwhelming ma…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That Donald Is Being a Real Asshole by Repeatedly Taunting Their Two Pet Goldfish

Melania Trump Says That Donald Is Being a Real Asshole by Repeatedly Taunting Their Two Pet Goldfish

MARA-a-LAGO - (Satire News) - One of the maids, who works for the Trumps at their Florida mansion told a reporter with iRumors that Melania is extremely upset. The maid, who said that she was originally from Mozambique, but is as white as Nicole K…

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