Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands That People Stop Calling Her “That Senatorial Cunt”

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Sunday, 5 September 2021


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A bloated Marjorie Taylor Greene on the fifth day of her period. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo)

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene, is one of the all-time most hated Washington D.C. politicians in history.

BBN's Chipper Caruso added that as far as being a pathological shithead, the butt-ugly, hate-monger is right up there with Mitch “The Moscow Bitch” McConnell, Jim “The Naked Wrestler” Jordan, and of course Matt “The Potato Face Perv” Gaetz.

It seems that “Horse Face” Taylor Greene is angry that millions and millions of the American people (both Democrats as well as Republicans) refer to her as “That Senatorial Cunt.”

She told Caruso, that she has done more for the Republican party than Lindsey “Sissy Britches” Graham and Devin “No Nuts” Nunes combined.

According to MTG’s gardener, the ugly-as-mulch, dishwater blonde is devastated at being dumped by her former boyfriend, the now-married Matt Gaetz.

The gardener, who would only give his initials, Y.F.Q. said that he accidentally saw Miss Marjorie naked, and he remarked that he had to quickly run outside and vomit.

When asked by Caruso, what she looked like in her birthday suit, the somewhat naïve, Y.F.Q. replied, “Well, I don’t know what she looks like in her birthday suit, but naked she looks like a fucking road map of Michigan.”

SIDENOTE: Marjorie Taylor Greene is 47, but the evil, hate-filled bitch looks 67.

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