CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle, reports that Donald Trump Jr’s., girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, traveled to Tennessee to visit an ex-boyfriend, who owes her $13,805.
While there she spoke at a rally that was sponsored by The Southern KKK Gents of Tennessee For Donald Trump.
Kimmy, as Eric and Mitch “The Moscow Bitch” McConnell call her, went on about how her future-father-in-law (DJT) has had to put up with more hoaxes, rumors, untruths, and bullshit that all of the sexual predators in history*; she quickly corrected herself and said that she meant to say sex-starved presidents in history.
Guilfoyle, who was once married to California Governor Gavin Newsom, during her speech, clearly showed the members of the audience why she is considered by many to be the Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace.
* Which is absolute crapola, as they say in Chicago!
[EDITOR’S NOTE: People in the porn film industry have said that Kim's oral talents may be good, but they all agree that she ain't no Linda Lovelace!].
