Man living his life like it is a choose your own adventure book, again

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 12 September 2021

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Oh Mr Smallwood, you thought you would do that did you?

Derek Smallwood is living his life as if it is a choose your own adventure book, even though the last time he tried it it was a disaster.

Derek revealed the story in his recently Amazon Kindle Published best-seller,
CYOA - Just Do it, wherewith every single choice he was offered, he took the one that made the least sense.

'Yes, at the time it seemed sensible to do what I did, but in hindsight, it wasn't. When the choice was to go to work or go to the bowling alley, I went bowling. When it was spending time with my partner, or the pub, I went to the pub, so now I am single, jobless, and putting my last hopes of financial freedom into a book that is selling for £2.99 on Amazon, and they get 30% of anything I sell. I am, as they say living the dream'.

Derek isn't living the dream, and neither will you. Dreams are like politicians, they offer so much more than they deliver, and they always lie.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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