There were 192 spoof news stories published in October 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene is Extremely Depressed Because Her Nude Calendar Only Sold 6 Copies Nationwide

Marjorie Taylor Greene is Extremely Depressed Because Her Nude Calendar Only Sold 6 Copies Nationwide

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – According to the Daily Dirt, Marjorie Taylor Greene was in The Crab Cake Capital of the World stocking up on crab cakes and getting some much-needed work on her pubic region (very private). She was asked by DD reporter…

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Funny story: Strange Scars Appearing on Foreheads, Right Hands of Vaccinated Individuals

Strange Scars Appearing on Foreheads, Right Hands of Vaccinated Individuals

Doctors all over the world are reporting that patients who have been fully vaccinated against COVID are developing unusual scars on their foreheads and right hands. Puzzled, many have appealed to experts in other fields to offer their opinions as to…

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Funny story: Scientists Want NASA To Drop The Idea of Naming The Newly-Discovered Planet, Labia Majora

Scientists Want NASA To Drop The Idea of Naming The Newly-Discovered Planet, Labia Majora

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Scientists from Maine to Oregon have expressed that they are not at all happy with the name that NASA officials have chosen for the newly-discovered planet. At a recent conference of the Modern American Scientists Guild,…

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Funny story: The Taliban Is Extremely Concerned About Afghanistan's Camel Shortage

The Taliban Is Extremely Concerned About Afghanistan's Camel Shortage

KABUL, Afghanistan - (World News) - Word coming out of the Taliban capital is that the new government is extremely concerned about the camel shortage which has hit the nation. Afghanistan's national news agency, the Two-Humped Camel News Agency, f…

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Funny story: The NFL is Considering Putting a GPS System in The Helmets of Quarterbacks

The NFL is Considering Putting a GPS System in The Helmets of Quarterbacks

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has informed the sports media that he has decided to make communication between coaches and the quarterback much more reliable and effective. Goodell spoke privately with Zorro La Ba…

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Funny story: Donald Trump FINALLY Admits That Yes He Definitely Incited The January 6 Terrorist Attack on The Capitol

Donald Trump FINALLY Admits That Yes He Definitely Incited The January 6 Terrorist Attack on The Capitol

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The former resident of the White House, DJT, a person who spent more time on the damn golf course than horny rabbits spend having coitus has finally admitted something that everyone already knew. Speaking with repor…

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Funny story: The Number One Brain Surgeon In America Strongly Suggests That Trump Think About Getting a Brain Transplant Very, Very Soon!

The Number One Brain Surgeon In America Strongly Suggests That Trump Think About Getting a Brain Transplant Very, Very Soon!

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today has just broken the story that the nation’s top brain surgeon, Dr. Simon P. Sezafelli, 53, has informed Mr. and Mrs. Trump, that in his professional opinion, the former president, seriously needs to consi…

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Funny story: Pigskin Sportswriters Name Atlanta’s Mercedez-Benz Stadium as Having The Absolute Ugliest Playing Field in the Entire NFL

Pigskin Sportswriters Name Atlanta’s Mercedez-Benz Stadium as Having The Absolute Ugliest Playing Field in the Entire NFL

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – A vast majority of America's football sportswriters have just named the Atlanta Falcon’s Mercedez-Benz Stadium’s playing field as the most horrible in all of the NFL. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti, who has…

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Funny story: Fauci alternative persona emerges

Fauci alternative persona emerges

Suddenly emerging, and revealed here through diligent investigative work, a split personality disorder in National Health Advisor, Mr. Fauci, has startled some observers. Others find the two personas "entirely consistent." Depicted above, Mr. Fauc…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Start Writing For The Spoof

Donald Trump To Start Writing For The Spoof

British political satire website is overwhelmed learning that Donald J. Trump will soon be contributing articles to their website The Spoof.. Since being banned by Twitter, Mr. Trump feels he has lost his voice, and what better way to regain it but t…

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Funny story: London’s Madame Tussauds Wax Museum Sells Its Donald Trump Wax Statue To China For £22 ($3 US)

London’s Madame Tussauds Wax Museum Sells Its Donald Trump Wax Statue To China For £22 ($3 US)

LONDON – (Satire News) – After receiving literally millions of complaints, the directors of London’s prestigious Madame Tussauds Museum, have decided to get rid of the wax statue of the man who is hated by more people than even that Nazi scumbag, Ado…

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Funny story: The IRS Is After Donald Trump After Finding That Last Year He Claimed a Deduction of $197,803 for Hair Products

The IRS Is After Donald Trump After Finding That Last Year He Claimed a Deduction of $197,803 for Hair Products

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As if the predatorial racist doesn’t have enough problems, now News Blues is reporting that he has yet another problem with the Internal Revenue Service. News Blues reporter Velveeta Maracas, has discovered that…

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Funny story: President Biden Says That Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan May Soon Become Talifghanistan

President Biden Says That Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan May Soon Become Talifghanistan

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has stated that POTUS has been texting with Afghanistan’s newly self-appointed President Abu Taboo Fashu, on a daily basis. She noted that the two have developed a close rel…

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Funny story: Rand Paul and Fauci settling on details of GOF or GAF kick-boxing contest at Madison Square Garden before Christmas

Rand Paul and Fauci settling on details of GOF or GAF kick-boxing contest at Madison Square Garden before Christmas

Considering the interest stirred up by confrontations between Mr. Paul and Mr. Fauci over the past year, this venue is surely worthy. Seating at 19,000 plus for basketball in the Garden can be expanded for this event, due to public interest. T…

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Funny story: Alien hurt that no-one noticed he was visiting

Alien hurt that no-one noticed he was visiting

Alien Alan Smith was hurt when he realised that no one has noticed his spaceship, as he hovered over the earth for twenty minutes. 'I travelled a fair way to get here, I mean it would have taken you, Earthlings decades, but I did it in an hour, bu…

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Funny story: The In-N-Out Burger Franchise Will Be Changing Its Name

The In-N-Out Burger Franchise Will Be Changing Its Name

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Business Satire) – The Left Coast hamburger chain known as In-N-Out has just announced that it is in the process of changing it’s corporate name. The change, according to Mimosa Sabrosa with the Alpha Beta News Agenc…

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Funny story: A 96-Year-Old Woman Is Caught Trying To Steal a 19-Foot Christmas Tree From Walmart

A 96-Year-Old Woman Is Caught Trying To Steal a 19-Foot Christmas Tree From Walmart

MOBILE, Alabama - (Satire News) - It’s hard to believe that national retail stores such as Dilly Dally, Lollygag, and Walmart are already starting to sell Christmas items such as ornaments, wreaths, Christmas Ramen, and of course Christmas trees.

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Funny story: Australia Is Hit By A Devastating Category 7 Typhoon

Australia Is Hit By A Devastating Category 7 Typhoon

BRISBANE, Australia – (Satire News) – Australia’s Boomerang News Agency has just put out that the typhoon that just hit the country is one of the most powerful on record. KNA reported that the typhoon, named Keith, in honor of Keith Urban, struck…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Says That Just Thinking About Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Him a Boner

Kim Jong-un Says That Just Thinking About Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Him a Boner

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that President Kim Jong-un has fallen head-over-heels in love with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Word out of North Korea is that the Kimster, as BFF Dennis Rodman cal…

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Funny story: Anyone There? Biden Admits His Brain Was Cryogenically Frozen

Anyone There? Biden Admits His Brain Was Cryogenically Frozen

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview that will air this Sunday, President Biden admits that, prior to the election this past November, he underwent a cryogenic treatment to preserve the few remaining cells in his brain. When asked by George Staphylo…

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Funny story: President Biden Is Sending a Naval Flotilla Off The Coast of China

President Biden Is Sending a Naval Flotilla Off The Coast of China

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the news media that the president has made good on his promise to protect the island of Japan. POTUS has sent some strong messages to Chinese President Xi Jinping an…

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Funny story: VP Harris Asks President Biden For a Raise

VP Harris Asks President Biden For a Raise

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many political pundits agree that VP Kamala Harris is one of the most popular, and prettiest vice-presidents in recent memory. Most Americans can identify with her and her down home nature; such as wearing Conver…

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Funny story: The Kingdom of Cambodia Announces That Bamboo Has Just Surpassed Lipstick and Ramen as Their Number One Export

The Kingdom of Cambodia Announces That Bamboo Has Just Surpassed Lipstick and Ramen as Their Number One Export

DU FUK WAH, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s national news agency, Jungle Time News, has just reported that King Norodom Sihamoni, 68, and his American trophy wife, Betty Sue, 27, of Alligator Nuts, Florida, are extremely happy. JTN has annou…

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Funny story: German Man downs a Bottle of Slivovitz and Falls Over a Flower Pot

German Man downs a Bottle of Slivovitz and Falls Over a Flower Pot

Straelen, Germany: After a quite hefty birthday party, and boozing session, which took guests to a new limit of alcohol consumption, one of the guests, Herr Samuel Johansson, originally of Viking heritage, but now blessed with Germanic genes, nearly…

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Funny story: The Taliban Opens Up Afghanistan’s Very First Massage Parlor

The Taliban Opens Up Afghanistan’s Very First Massage Parlor

KABUL, Afghanistan – (Business News) – The Sandstone News Agency has just related that in a move to become more and more Americanized, the new Taliban administration has just given a Taliban-owned company the right to open up the very first massage p…

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Funny story: A Woman Will Soon Be Receiving a Uvula From a Flamingo

A Woman Will Soon Be Receiving a Uvula From a Flamingo

HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s national news agency Las Nuevas, has learned that a woman, who resides in Sugar Cane, Cuba, will soon become the first woman in the world to receive a uvula from a flamingo. Ramona de la Mamamona, 77, embarras…

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Funny story: McDonalds Is Officially Changing Its Corporate Name

McDonalds Is Officially Changing Its Corporate Name

CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – After years of contemplating a name change, the world’s #1 fast food restaurant chain has decided to officially change it’s corporate name. Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News was the first to report on the b…

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Funny story: Steve Bannon gearing up to play Santa at Macy's this Christmas season!

Steve Bannon gearing up to play Santa at Macy's this Christmas season!

Steve Bannon is giving us the latest lesson in the fickle nature of the human heart. Bannon met with reporters yesterday to discuss his next gig playing Santa Claus for the hordes of children that come to tell the jolly fat man what to bring them Chr…

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Funny story: Daniel Craig and Scarlett Johansson Will Co-Star in The Sequel to “Live and Let Die” Titled “Lie and Let Live”

Daniel Craig and Scarlett Johansson Will Co-Star in The Sequel to “Live and Let Die” Titled “Lie and Let Live”

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Silver Screen Showcase Magazine reports that Daniel Craig (aka James Bond) has announced that he will do one more movie in the James Bond franchise. Craig told SSSM’s Pomona Vox that he could not pass up the opportunity…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Reveals That Tesla Has Just Developed An Electric Self-Driving 30-Passenger Bus

Elon Musk Reveals That Tesla Has Just Developed An Electric Self-Driving 30-Passenger Bus

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency recently interviewed Elon Musk, and asked about his new all-electric self-driving passenger bus. Musk told reporter Mimosa Sabrosa that the bus will comfortably accommodate 30 passengers, and it…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Tells Donald Trump To Grow Some Balls and Stop Acting Like a Spoiled Two-Year-Old!

Mitch McConnell Tells Donald Trump To Grow Some Balls and Stop Acting Like a Spoiled Two-Year-Old!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Speaker of the Senate, Mitch McConnell has surprised the members of the Republican party, with his most recent comment regarding the man who many say is headed to the “Big House” (prison). McConnell, aka “Turtle…

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Funny story: Man talking about the weather, again

Man talking about the weather, again

Now it is Autumn, Gary Johnson has started to talk to complete strangers about the weather, again. As he does every year, Johnson starts cheery conversations with complete strangers whenever he can. 'I missed it during lockdown' he told us 'whe…

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Funny story: Melania Denies That She Is Dating Los Angeles Lakers Super Star LeBron James

Melania Denies That She Is Dating Los Angeles Lakers Super Star LeBron James

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Melania Trump flew to California to visit her BFF Meghan Markle and her husband Prince Harry, who is still known as The Prince of Sussex. While frolicking in the water’s of Malibu Beach, she was asked by Dan “The Ma…

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Funny story: More sentences with opposite meanings

More sentences with opposite meanings

The Mike Diamond "smell good" plumbers radio commercial in Southern California begins with a call from a potential customer: "Why won't a plumber tell me the cost of unplugging my sewer over the phone?" His answer: "$99." Well, if he could unplug it…

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Funny story: Trump’s 2024 Presidential Bid Kicks Off With a Rally in Iowa – Only 14 People Show Up

Trump’s 2024 Presidential Bid Kicks Off With a Rally in Iowa – Only 14 People Show Up

CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – The man who is trying hard-as-hell to remain relevant has just had a very, rude, freakin' awakening. Donald Jonathan Trump, the twice impeached, one-term ex-president, said that only 14 people showed up at his ve…

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Funny story: "You Think 2020 Was Bad?": New York Journalist From 2050

"You Think 2020 Was Bad?": New York Journalist From 2050

It’s 2050. The city can be 2021—ahem, 2020, well, a year of lockdown does barely compete with 2050. For starters, the humidity clasp just 100°F required checking air if there is any air on good days and thirty percent sea level above Lower Manhat…

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Funny story: An NBA Player, Who Shall Go Nameless, Has Verified That Melania Trump Does In Fact Have a Tattoo on Her Ass

An NBA Player, Who Shall Go Nameless, Has Verified That Melania Trump Does In Fact Have a Tattoo on Her Ass

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Several of the nation’s top tattoo artists have been saying for sometime now that the former first lady, who is married to that orange blob of unadulterated fat, as his former lawyer (fixer) Michael Cohen calls him, do…

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Funny story: William Shatner shoots into space

William Shatner shoots into space

After a week of being slated for even taking part in the space travel, Shatner has defended his trip. Prince William, Bono, Paul McCartney and some of his own friends have mocked the ex-actor who last worked 50 years ago... The whole event was…

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Funny story: Where’s Kamala? Cacklemania Backlash Divides Nation

Where’s Kamala? Cacklemania Backlash Divides Nation

BILLINGSGATE POST: Largely overblown rumors of Vice-President Kamala “Breath” Harris being placed in perpetual orbit on Air Force 2 by her boss have been shot down. The President, who himself admitted that it was a mistake to have the giggle prone…

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Funny story: Republican Candidates Who Are Running For Re-Election Want Trump To Stay The F*ck Away From Their State

Republican Candidates Who Are Running For Re-Election Want Trump To Stay The F*ck Away From Their State

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In the world of “Rude Awakenings,” the Trumpster (aka the Orange Blob) has found out that dozens of his fellow GOPers do not want him coming anywhere near their state. As one Midwest senator said, now that the “Puss…

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Funny story: McDonalds Says Bye-Bye To Those Annoying Big Mac Bun Sesame Seeds

McDonalds Says Bye-Bye To Those Annoying Big Mac Bun Sesame Seeds

CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The powers-that-be at McDonalds have just informed the fast-food buying public, that effective as-soon-as-humanly possible, their Big Mac burger buns will no longer be covered with all of those annoying sesame s…

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Funny story: How To Tell If Trump Is Guilty? When He Claims Executive Privilege!

How To Tell If Trump Is Guilty? When He Claims Executive Privilege!

Now really! When Trump says he didn't do anything wrong but claims Executive Privilege, he must know his goose is nearly cooked. If found out, it means trouble with a capital T, right there in Mar-a-Lago. Former part-time golfer Donald Trump clear…

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Funny story: Biden’s Ventriloquist Claims He’s The Real President

Biden’s Ventriloquist Claims He’s The Real President

BILLINGSGATE POST: Who’s the dummy now? A Las Vegas ventriloquist claims that every word that President Biden reads from his Teleprompter actually comes from him. In an extraordinary interview with George Staphylococcus, Victor Chameleon explained th…

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Is Planning on Ditching The Hoods

The Ku Klux Klan Is Planning on Ditching The Hoods

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The Ku Klux Klan Newsletter The Cotton Balls Review, stated that this past summer, at least a dozen or so KKKers fainted at Klan rallies due to the extreme heat. Cinderella St. Lamb, a reporter with the Daily D…

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Funny story: Grandmother uses the word sleeps

Grandmother uses the word sleeps

Grandmother Valerie Jones is shocked to say that she used the word sleeps when talking to her grandson Toby. Toby, 4, was talking about what is happening on Wednesday, and when it was when Valerie committed the faux pas of saying it was 'only two…

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Funny story: American Males Visiting Bordello's Must Keep Their Condoms On!

American Males Visiting Bordello's Must Keep Their Condoms On!

US Male visitors frequenting 'ladies of the night' have started a protest movement against their privacy rights because the State of California has forbidden the removal of condoms during 'hot flings' with naughty ladies! Local Bordellos' have bee…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc. Is Now Manufacturing Red-Colored Salt

Bezos-Musk Inc. Is Now Manufacturing Red-Colored Salt

AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency has found out that the world’s largest manufacturing plant, which is located in Austin, has added a third shift, and is working 24/7. Abel Zorro, senior writer for Hullabaloo News, reports…

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Opens Up a Recruiting Office In Downtown Minneapolis

Al-Qaeda Opens Up a Recruiting Office In Downtown Minneapolis

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota – (Satire News) – The FBI has confirmed that the terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda, has opened up a recruiting office in downtown Minneapolis. Tyler P. Broomcorn, a spokesperson for the FBI, has informed the news medi…

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Funny story: The United States Has Closed The US-Canadian Border

The United States Has Closed The US-Canadian Border

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – After much consideration the United States Department of Animals has decided to close the US-Canadian border due to the fact that Canada has flat out refused to have their extensive moose population neutered or spay…

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Funny story: Whatever Happened To Trump’s Mexican Wall?

Whatever Happened To Trump’s Mexican Wall?

Remember the wall Trump promised to build at the Mexican border? The wall that was supposed to be paid for by Mexico? The wall would keep out all the rapists, drug addicts, and murderers that Mexico sends to the United States? Trump came down the…

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Funny story: The Milk Industry Says That The US May Run Out of Milk By Christmas

The Milk Industry Says That The US May Run Out of Milk By Christmas

SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – The National Milk Providers Federation, has just made it known that the nation runs the risk of totally running out of milk by the Christmas holidays. Marcia DeLeche, executive director for NMPF, told the Am…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?

Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?

Donald Trump's life choices prove he wasn't the brightest kid in his class, but urging Republicans not to vote? That is like a gift of gold to the Democrats. Hey Wharton, do you still claim him as a graduate? What are you teaching your students? N…

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Funny story: Governor Greg Abbott of Texas Named The Ugliest-Looking Governor In The Entire Nation

Governor Greg Abbott of Texas Named The Ugliest-Looking Governor In The Entire Nation

PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) – Surprisingly the Republican publication GOPicky Magazine has just named conservative governor Greg Abbott of Texas, as The Ugliest-Looking Governor In The United States. The evil, heartless, SOB, easily beat out…

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Funny story: The Horror Returns - Trump 2 - The Sequel!

The Horror Returns - Trump 2 - The Sequel!

There was a great rumbling, a stirring in the Great South Florida swamplands. It was the awakening of a Great Evil, of a primordial ooze, a misanthropic disease, a cancer of diabolical proportions that had reawakened from its near death slumber, or a…

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Funny story: Revolving Fire Hydrants Part Of Biden Infrastructure Bill

Revolving Fire Hydrants Part Of Biden Infrastructure Bill

BILLINGSGATE POST: Buried deep in fine print to rebuild the Nation’s infrastructure is a plan to replace old stationary fire hydrants with ones that revolve at 12 revolutions per minute using solar power to provide the energy. It has always been…

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Funny story: Lego enthusiast left distraught by explosions in Toy Town

Lego enthusiast left distraught by explosions in Toy Town

A model-maker that built a whole Lego Town in Falkirk Town Hall has been left devastated after his £120,000 creation was left destroyed and burned to the ground in an act of terrorism. "The Lego Town had everything most towns have. Mosque, Chapel,…

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Funny story: Former NFL Quarterback Colin Kaepernick Files a $29.3 Million Lawsuit Against Donald J. Trump

Former NFL Quarterback Colin Kaepernick Files a $29.3 Million Lawsuit Against Donald J. Trump

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – An attorney for ex-NFL quarterback with the San Francisco 49ers, Colin Kaepernick has just filed a motion to initiate a lawsuit against Donald Jonathan Trump on grounds of Habeas Footballitis Factorelli. Kaepernic…

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Funny story: The Las Vegas Raiders Organization Has Finally Agreed on a New Team Name To Take Affect For The 2022 Season

The Las Vegas Raiders Organization Has Finally Agreed on a New Team Name To Take Affect For The 2022 Season

LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Sportsapalooza has just made it known that the NFL's Las Vegas Raiders have decided on a new team name, which will take affect after this year’s NFL season ends. Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza spoke with NFL Commiss…

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Funny story: The NFL Will Use Orange Footballs During October Games In Honor of Halloween

The NFL Will Use Orange Footballs During October Games In Honor of Halloween

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has informed the news media and the football fans that he has issued a mandate that all 32 teams in the NFL will use orange-colored footballs during all games played in October. Spor…

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Funny story: France Tells The USA They're Not Going To Pay Back Even One Dime of The $17 Trillion They Owe From World War II

France Tells The USA They're Not Going To Pay Back Even One Dime of The $17 Trillion They Owe From World War II

PARIS – (US Satire) – The government of France is skating on thin ice, after they announce to the world via TMZ that they have no plans to pay back even one thin dime, of the $17 trillion they owe the USA going all the way back to World War II. Wh…

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Funny story: Biden To Deputize 250,000 Alligators To Patrol Border Canal

Biden To Deputize 250,000 Alligators To Patrol Border Canal

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden announced today his plan to build a new shipping canal or moat that would connect the Gulf of Mexico with the Pacific Ocean. With that, the thirty foot wall that President Trump started would be abandoned forever, m…

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Funny story: President Biden Kicks Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s Ass All The Way From Amarillo to Laredo!

President Biden Kicks Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s Ass All The Way From Amarillo to Laredo!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden recently said that the governor of Texas is one of the most arrogant, sarcastic, cruel, messed up pieces-of-shit that he has ever seen; including the pathetic likes of Trump, Hannity, Gaetz, and Gutf…

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Funny story: Donald (Donna) Trump Is Named The Ugliest-Woman in America

Donald (Donna) Trump Is Named The Ugliest-Woman in America

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Left Coast are saying that the highly reputable publication, LaLaLand Daily has just named Donald Jonathan Trump 2021’s “Ugliest Woman in America.” Senior reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle sa…

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Funny story: Couple surprised to see Christmas Cards in the shops

Couple surprised to see Christmas Cards in the shops

When out for their weekly shop Gary and Lorraine Johnson were surprised to see Christmas Cards in the window of Diane Goggins Village shop. 'I went in for a copy of the Daily Mail, Milk and Bread' said Gary 'and to my great surprise Diane Goggins…

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Funny story: Melania Suing Biden Over Catch Phrase

Melania Suing Biden Over Catch Phrase

Melania Trump (remember her?) put out a semi coherent press release today, saying that Joe Biden has stolen her famous catch phrase. Just when the world had assumed that she had been killed, after her usefulness as a first lady robot had worn off,…

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Funny story: Barron Trump Says That Thanks To His Black Girlfriend His Favorite Music Is Now Hip Hop

Barron Trump Says That Thanks To His Black Girlfriend His Favorite Music Is Now Hip Hop

MAR-a-Lago – (Satire News) – Many political experts, pundits, and reporters all agree that 15-year-old Barron Trump may end up having more sense than all the other Trumpers including Donald Jonathan, Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric. Barron has recently…

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Funny story: TV guide - 9 Oct 2021

TV guide - 9 Oct 2021

6:00. Paintless. The quiz show where the winner is the one with the least paint on them. How much of a mess will this week's contestants make? 7:00. Strictly Come Lancing. The contestants reveal their boils for the judges. 8:00. Great Incontine…

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Funny story: Polls indicate celebrities in space should STAY there

Polls indicate celebrities in space should STAY there

William Shatner, at 90, has now joined several celebrities exploring space, and is the oldest of the celebrities who has gone out there. His trip was hosted by Jeff Bezos' rocket company, Blue Origin. seeking more opportunities in outer space.

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Announces She Will Be Visiting China, Russia, and Peru in 2022

Queen Elizabeth Announces She Will Be Visiting China, Russia, and Peru in 2022

LONDON – (Satire News) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, will be visiting three countries in early 2022. Her majesty will travel to China, where she will discuss with President Xi Jinping the dreaded fortune cooki…

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Funny story: Private Investigators Have Found That Donald Trump, During His Term, Charged $472,905 For Sets of Golf Clubs To The US Taxpayers

Private Investigators Have Found That Donald Trump, During His Term, Charged $472,905 For Sets of Golf Clubs To The US Taxpayers

BOSTON – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s most highly respected private investigatigating firms, Blasingame, Frippawitz, & Nopalitos, has uncovered a fact that the “Orange Fat Boy” will most certainly call a hoax, fake news, and a witch hunt.

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Funny story: A Very Popular Female Comedian Claims That Donald Trump Grabbed Her Funny Bone

A Very Popular Female Comedian Claims That Donald Trump Grabbed Her Funny Bone

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The latest news regarding the twice-impeached, one-term fella with the initials DJT are exploding all over the Internet. April Jiggle, senior reporter with The Scuttlebutt Review, has learned from two highly-reliable an…

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Funny story: United States Post Office to dilly dally

United States Post Office to dilly dally

Washington DC - (The Washington Poop) | USPS announced their plan to slow mail delivery and increase prices as Post Master General, Piddle Stomp, explained to TheSpoof.com in this exclusive interview. We asked Stomp, why stop using airplanes? He…

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Funny story: Elephant interviewed over droppings in the room from Hunter Biden

Elephant interviewed over droppings in the room from Hunter Biden

A prolonged interview with the proverbial elephant in the room on a certain laptop and other matters has at last surfaced. The elephant being interviewed, a dignified male with gray in his eyebrows, expressed sympathy for the President and his son…

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Funny story: Friend explains the meaning of "Cuomosexual" to Chris Cuomo, and Cuomo likes it!

Friend explains the meaning of "Cuomosexual" to Chris Cuomo, and Cuomo likes it!

Chris Cuomo has been holding a grudge for a good two years at the people who coined the term "Cuomosexual", as well as those who repeated the term. A close friend of the prime time CNN news anchor. who asked not to be named, said Cuomo vehemently…

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Is Enjoying the Hell Out of His New Low-Profile Status

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Is Enjoying the Hell Out of His New Low-Profile Status

PYONGPANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-Un, who is a…

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Funny story: Deadly Doomsday Arrived and Disappeared After Six Hours Destructive Abstinence!

Deadly Doomsday Arrived and Disappeared After Six Hours Destructive Abstinence!

Nostradamus predicted the 'End of the World' would arrive on the 04.10.2021, and it happened as Zuckerberg's Instagram, Facebook, What's App, sunk into a massive cyber black abyss for six hours! Global news reported millions of social media junkie…

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Funny story: President Biden Agrees To Allow Scotland Yard To Open Up An Office In Washington, D.C.

President Biden Agrees To Allow Scotland Yard To Open Up An Office In Washington, D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki proudly announced that President Biden has agreed to let the highly prestigious Scotland Yard open up an office in the nation’s capital. Ms. Psaki stated that in the interest…

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Funny story: The New James Bond Film “No Time To Die” Flops In The “Fly Over” States

The New James Bond Film “No Time To Die” Flops In The “Fly Over” States

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Scuttlebutt Review reports that the latest James Bond film "No Time To Die," starring Daniel Craig, was a big dud in Iowa, Nebraska, and Kansas, known collectively as the “Fly Over” states. SR reporter Dan “The…

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Funny story: Political Pundits Agree That Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Trying To Out Trump, Trump

Political Pundits Agree That Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Trying To Out Trump, Trump

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – At a recent meeting of The U.S. Federation of News Agencies, which was held in Sin City, the vast majority of American political pundits are in complete agreement that Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is hated even more than Hi…

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Funny story: Afghanistan’s New President Mandates That Every Woman Over The Age of 18 Will Be Required To Serve 13 Months In The Taliban Army

Afghanistan’s New President Mandates That Every Woman Over The Age of 18 Will Be Required To Serve 13 Months In The Taliban Army

KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Afghanistan’s Two-Humped News Agency has just reported that Taliban President Abu Taboo Fashu, who just gave himself another raise, has issued another President Executive Mandate (PEM). President Fashu, whose a…

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Funny story: Trump on golden showers

Trump on golden showers

Donald Trump stated that he was not into golden showers at a recent event he held with a roomful of his supporters. The comment was unprompted and not at all in context. Google “Trump and golden showers” if you think I’m making this up. Even a Spo…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Gropes a Russian Female Wrestler and He Gets His Humongous Orange Ass Kicked!

Donald Trump Gropes a Russian Female Wrestler and He Gets His Humongous Orange Ass Kicked!

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – The Sports Bet Gazette's Pico de Gallo, is reporting that GOP has-been "Don The Con" Trump got his big, fat, racist ass kicked by one of Russian’s toughest female wrestlers. Trump was making a campaign speech i…

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Funny story: It's just a bloke being a bit moody isn't it? by Raymond Ving

It's just a bloke being a bit moody isn't it? by Raymond Ving

Hello - How is everyone? Raymond Ving here again. You might remember me from such columns as Aubergines, there a bit aren't they? Or Custard? what's that all about. Here I am delivering my opinion on the latest Bond movie. Now, in the interest…

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Funny story: Senator Ted Cruz Defends Nazi Salute

Senator Ted Cruz Defends Nazi Salute

Ted Cruz defended a parent's freedom of speech when using a Nazi salute at a Michigan school board meeting with a straight face. The Nazi salute was in protest of children required to wear masks in school. Ted Cruz, the same guy who abandoned fre…

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Funny story: What The Hell Was Gilligan’s First Name?

What The Hell Was Gilligan’s First Name?

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The TV comedy series “Gilligan’s Island” was one of America’s most popular television shows, and it was on the air between 1964 and 1967. The sit-com was literally a paradise (no pun intended-well maybe) because of the…

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Funny story: London’s Ta Ta For Now News Predicts That British Satirist Skoob Will Become The Next Benny Hill

London’s Ta Ta For Now News Predicts That British Satirist Skoob Will Become The Next Benny Hill

LONDON - (Satire News) – Loretta Piffinshaw, senior writer for England’s Ta Ta For Now News, has told the BBC that she really and truly feels that a satirist, who has written for Mark Lowton’s widely-read satire/parody website, The Spoof is poised to…

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Funny story: Obama Telephones Queen About Daniel Craig's Room At Windsor Castle

Obama Telephones Queen About Daniel Craig's Room At Windsor Castle

When former President Obama heard about the Daniel Craig room at Windsor, he telephoned Queen Elizabeth. But, busy, he had to wait. Finally, ten minutes later she came on the telephone. “Bubbles, what’s going on with giving Daniel Craig a room at…

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Funny story: Ex-Hooters Girl Elected Sheriff of El Paso County

Ex-Hooters Girl Elected Sheriff of El Paso County

EL PASO – (Satire News) – The Texas county of El Paso has just made history, as it has elected it’s first female sheriff. Boom Boom News reporter Chipotle Caruso broke the story of 27-year-old ex-hooters girl, Vicki Papaya, winning the sheriff’s e…

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Funny story: Thousands of Jason Aldean’s Fans Tell Him to Just Shut Up and Sing

Thousands of Jason Aldean’s Fans Tell Him to Just Shut Up and Sing

DETROIT, Michigan – (Satire News) – Country singer Jason Aldean was performing in the famed Carburetor Coliseum, when he began talking between songs about the world of politics. He noted that he really misses Trump and the fact that he could have…

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Funny story: Inspectors Find A Big Flaw In A Bangladesh Womens Underwear Factory

Inspectors Find A Big Flaw In A Bangladesh Womens Underwear Factory

CHATTOGRAM, Bangladesh – (Satire News) - An official with the Bangladesh Inspectors Alliance says that the country’s leading womens underwear factory, The Woman's Touch, has been hit with a hefty fine. The fine amounted to $900,000 and was levied…

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Funny story: Pot Smoking Colorado College Students Have Just Discovered "The Real Rocky Mountain High!"

Pot Smoking Colorado College Students Have Just Discovered "The Real Rocky Mountain High!"

YELLOW SNOW, Colorado – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency is reporting on a new cannabis fad that the college kids of Colorado have just discovered. According to Abel Zorro, with Hully, the pot smokers in Colorado have nicknamed this new…

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Funny story: Scotland Yard Is Looking Into The Alleged Rumor That Donald Trump Sucked Sarah Ferguson’s Big Toe Back in The Summer of 2002

Scotland Yard Is Looking Into The Alleged Rumor That Donald Trump Sucked Sarah Ferguson’s Big Toe Back in The Summer of 2002

LONDON – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of Scotland Yard is that the twice-impeached, one-term loser (aka Donald Jonathan Trump) is now being investigated for an alleged big toe-sucking incident he had with Sarah Ferguson, known as the Duchess of…

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Funny story: Chris Grayling now in talks with Government

Chris Grayling now in talks with Government

UK whipping boy Chris Grayling is said to be in talks with the government about how to solve many of the problems that the UK now faces. With many of the UK's best and brightest now looking for guidance, it is thought that Chris Grayling would be…

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Funny story: An Egyptian Restaurant Hires An Ex-Circus Animal Trainer to Train a Baboon, a Chimp, and Two Monkeys To Wait on Tables

An Egyptian Restaurant Hires An Ex-Circus Animal Trainer to Train a Baboon, a Chimp, and Two Monkeys To Wait on Tables

CAIRO, Egypt – (Satire News) – Egypt’s national news agency, Pyramid News has just reported that a restaurant in Cairo has just hired four new wait staff members. PN stated that the very popular Hour Glass Restaurant has hired a baboon, a chimpanz…

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Funny story: A Taliban Sympathizer Has Been Elected To Sit On The Sheboygan, Wisconsin City Council

A Taliban Sympathizer Has Been Elected To Sit On The Sheboygan, Wisconsin City Council

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just announced that history has been made in Sheboygan. Ashburn Wasabi, with OGNA, reported that a Taliban operative, named Fasheen Shake Baveen, 39, has been elected to si…

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Funny story: Punchline not worth the wait

Punchline not worth the wait

A joke told by Gary Johnson to his mate Toby Carvery wasn't worth the wait. Toby told us 'I have known Gary for a while, and so I already have heard all of his jokes, and this one has had so many extra words added to it, that the boredom got to me…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands People Stop Calling Him By His Newly Acquired Nickname – "The Human Hemorrhoid"

Donald Trump Demands People Stop Calling Him By His Newly Acquired Nickname – "The Human Hemorrhoid"

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – According to a reporter with the Daily Dirt, Senor Trump, as he is called in Tijuana, Mexico, is furious at his latest nickname. DJT recently traveled to Pensacola, to get an estimate on a new toupee. Stormy…

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Funny story: Liz Truss still banging on about Pork Markets

Liz Truss still banging on about Pork Markets

Government whizzkid Liz Truss is still banging on about opening Pork Markets in Beijing, it has been disclosed to us. Although according to Katie Melua, Beijing has 9 million bicycles, its Pork Markets were very badly served until Ms Truss did som…

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Funny story: Granny in Smethwick, UK, replaces 100 Watt light bulb with 40 Watt, in an effort to stop Global Warming!

Granny in Smethwick, UK, replaces 100 Watt light bulb with 40 Watt, in an effort to stop Global Warming!

Huddled up in her freezing cold granny flat, covered in tatty ageing blankets, and wearing woolly slippers, 85-year-old OAP, Betsy Sharples from Smethwick, UK, saw a report about a meeting of the high and mighty in Glasgow hoping to control global wa…

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Funny story: NASCAR’s Danica Reveals That She Still Has The Hots For Ex-Boyfriend Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

NASCAR’s Danica Reveals That She Still Has The Hots For Ex-Boyfriend Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – The greatest female NASCAR driver of all time, has just admitted that she still pines for her ex-boyfriend Aaron Rodgers. Danica Sue Patrick, recently spoke with reporter Savannah Stiletto with The Dail…

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Funny story: Daniel Craig In One More Bond Film: There IS TOO Time To Die

Daniel Craig In One More Bond Film: There IS TOO Time To Die

For a private island in the Caribbean, his corporate jet with a landing strip at Heathrow, and the uncontested seat in Parliament, Daniel Craig has reluctantly decided to do one more James Bond film, much to the relief of his many fans and the bank o…

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