Trump Takes Credit for California Recall Result
The inept, and not particularly popular, Governor Gavin Newsom of California easily won a Tuesday recall election. Not surprisingly, there are differing interpretations of the results. Newsom sees his victory as an overwhelming mandate for his…Read full story
Toddler realising world doesn't revolve around him
Toddler Brian Worthington has the sinking feeling that the world doesn't revolve around him, as he always thought it did. 'It was shocking' said Brian 'I was having a tantrum in the shop, and Mum and Dad just ignored me. The lady at the check-out…Read full story
General Marmaduke Barks Up Wrong Tree: Makes Peking Duck Nuclear Attack
BILLINGSGATE POST: General Marmaduke Milley, the lead mutt on the Joint Chiefs of Staff dog sled, reportedly called his counterpart in China to give him a “heads up” before President Trump unleashed a nuclear attack. In a soon to be released ficti…Read full story
Laos Accidentally Bombs and Invades Cambodia
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s national news agency, the Rice Paddy News, is reporting that the government of Laos has bombed and invaded the neighboring country of Cambodia by mistake. A reporter with RPN stated that the…Read full story
Nazi expedition to the Himalayas reveals their 'pea brains' were smaller than a Yeti's!
Modern German historians have discovered Adolf Hitler sent an expedition of Nazi scientists to the Himalayas in 1939 hoping to discover that the Aryan Race had larger brains than Tibetan Monks, who were really quite clever, and understood Mother Natu…Read full story
Elder: California Recall Election Rigged!
Orange County, CA. From his election headquarters in Newport Beach an angry Larry Elder tonight charged that the "defeat" of Gov. Gavin Newsom's recall resulted from millions of Democrats casting two votes against it: one in a mail-in ballot and the…Read full story
Major League Baseball Announces That It Is Discontinuing the Use of Popcorn-Flavored Baseball Bats
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) –The commissioner of Major League Baseball Rob Manfred spoke with Margarita Mixx with the Wild Whispers News Agency and he made her aware of the latest development in the Land of The Popcorn-Flavored Baseball Bats.Read full story