NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Daily Max reports that an ongoing research study is researching research studies.
Daily Max reporter Savannah Stiletto, spoke with one of the nation’s foremost research studiers, Wanda Jane McBudapest, 37, and learned that research studies will help to find out why things happen, and what can be done to improve those things that are happening, pretty much as they happen.
Miss Stiletto, pointed out that for one thing, the mystery of why the hell 97% of all GOP senators are so afraid of the former “Predator-in-Chief,” aka Donald Jonathan Trump is being researched as you read this.
She noted that the “Orange Blimp” lost the election, so he really needs to just go away and stay there, as NFL legendary quarterback Tom Brady, of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, has so eloquently stated.
Even the Trumptard’s own accent-laden wife Melania, has stated on-the-record that Donaldo is the most stubborn son-of-a-bitch in the fucking history of sons-of-bitches.
Melly, as her alleged boyfriend, LeBron James, calls her has said that if she had a dime for every lie that her fat, bloated husband has told, she would have over 31,000 dimes.
SIDENOTE: So research studies will continue as long as there are so many damn things to research.