SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The Wild Whispers News Agency is reporting that the Hooter’s Corporation has agreed to rehire a 24-year-old woman who was fired simply because she’s as flat-chested as Marjorie Taylor Greene.
WWNA reporter Margarita Mixx, stated that Lili Teetviggly was fired after her manager noticed that she had stuffed her uniform top with about a dozen Kleenex.
At first Lili remarked that she needs the Kleenex, because she has real bad allergies. But soon it was learned that Lili is missing her boobs, or rather, as her gynecologist stated they just never came in.
Lili’s doctor told her not to fret about not having any titties, because she has a great personality, a great sense of humor, great legs, a great-looking ass, and she is a fantastic cook.
SIDENOTE: Executives with the Hooters Corporation stated that when they learned that Lili’s attorney, Gloria Allred had filed a $64.8 million wrongful termination lawsuit, they changed their tune and rehired her quicker than it takes for a female flea to have an orgasm.