House in Midsummer sold suprisingly quickly

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 16 September 2021

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A house in Midsummer Norton, one of the country's biggest crime hot spots has sold surprisingly quickly. The house, the scene of the death of one lead character, and in two separate cases secondary deaths after the third add-break was snapped up at a bargain price.

New owners Steve and Abigail said 'We couldn't believe it when it came on the market for that prize' said Steve 'As soon as we saw it, we just knew we had to have it. I mean it is an old house, with a bit of a strange atmosphere, and there are strange foot-steps upstairs, the occasional banged door, and a voice telling us to get out, but it is so close to the pub, the station, and the school for the kids that we couldn't miss out on the opportunity could we?'

Estate Agent Shane Worthington rubbed his hand with glee. 'We had a bet in the office that no-one would buy the place, but now everyone owes me a pint.'

He was told to get out but by Steve and Abigail, rather than the voice from beyond.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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