WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today is reporting that in the history of the U.S. Congress, there has never been a meaner, more Naziesque, more hate-filled bitch or bastard than Marjorie Taylor Greene.
TT’s Papaya Bamboo pointed out several reasons including the fact that she actually pulls the hair of Democrat congresswomen in the ladies restroom.
Taylor Greene, who is alleged to be one of Donald Trump’s side pieces, along with Hope Hicks and Maria Bartiromo, recently tried to feed one of her goldfish to her pet lynx, Bruno.
Luckily for Goldie (her goldfish), MTG’s boyfriend at the time (Matt Gaetz) saw her and snatched Goldie out of her hand and put her back in her fish bowl before she became Bruno’s snack.
MTG (according to shock jock Howard Stern) also has one inverted nipple (the right one). Her belly button is an outie, and her labia majora and her labia minora are actually reversed, giving her vagina (pussy) one weird-as-hell, effed up look.
Miss Bamboo pointed out that, that’s the reason why Marjorie always insisted that her and her somewhat bi-boyfriend, Matt engage in the horizontal hokey pokey (boinking) in complete darkness.
In Trump Family News. iRumors reports that Donald J. Trump is the same, piece-of-shit predatorial racist that he has always been.
