Funny story: "Kissing His Big Fat Butt” - Nancy Pelosi

"Kissing His Big Fat Butt” - Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi wasn’t talking about Santa Claus when she accused White House staffers of, “Kissing his big fat butt.” Oh no! She was addressing the big fat butt of Donald Trump. She went on to say, in Bob Woodward’s new book, Peril, “You know he’s…

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Funny story: President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas

President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden was recently asked what he really thinks about the man who lived in the White House right before him. Can you be more specific? he asked. Yes sir, the Racist-in-Chief, came the reply. Oh, ok…

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Funny story: The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the LPGA powers-that-be have finally gotten with the program and they are going to implement a clothing policy that media experts say will increase TV viewership by at least 700%.

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Funny story: Texas Governor Abbott Is The Wizard Of Pregnancy

Texas Governor Abbott Is The Wizard Of Pregnancy

What if a 12-year-old girl, who hasn't started her menstrual cycle, is raped by a relative or neighbor? How could she know if she were pregnant before 5 weeks, Governor Abbott? What if there isn't a doctor in the area or a Planned Parenthood? Supp…

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Has Just Cornered The Asian Womens Shoe Market

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Has Just Cornered The Asian Womens Shoe Market

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-un, who is almost…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That The X-Rated Photos of Her Are Fake

Melania Trump Says That The X-Rated Photos of Her Are Fake

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Daily Drama News Agency has reported that a group of 29 X-rated photos purported to be of Melania “Be Best” Trump are most probably a bit fake. DDNA reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, noted that the photos were purchased by…

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Funny story: A 27-Year-Old Woman Bowler in Baltimore Bowls a Perfect 300 Game Using a Baseball

A 27-Year-Old Woman Bowler in Baltimore Bowls a Perfect 300 Game Using a Baseball

BALTIMORE – (Sports Satire) – A 27-year-old female bowler in Baltimore has just bowled what is perhaps the most amazing bowling game in the history of the 10-pin sport. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti, reported that Lila P. Festivus, who is a…

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Funny story: German Loony freezes his sperm in freezer and his freezer conked out!

German Loony freezes his sperm in freezer and his freezer conked out!

Wiesbaden, Germany: A rather eccentric, scientific experiment, ended in disaster as German Nutter, Friedrich von Schmitz (real name, Freddy Schmitz, common as muck), decided to freeze his sperm in his own freezer so he could be reincarnated after he…

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Funny story: A Female College Wrestler Wrestles and Defeats 4 Male Wrestlers in a Wrestling Meet

A Female College Wrestler Wrestles and Defeats 4 Male Wrestlers in a Wrestling Meet

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – (Satire News) – Sportsapalooza News reports that a female wrestler from Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis wrestled and beat four male wrestlers in record time. Officials with the National Collegiate Wrestling Fede…

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Funny story: A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative

A Fighting Bull In The Mexicali Bullring Jumps Into The Stands and Attacks Dozens of Spectators, Including a Taco Vendor, a Beer Vendor, and a PETA Representative

MEXICALI, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency has commented that during the last fight of the afternoon, the featured bull, named El Bravisimo Numero Ocho, suddenly lost his footing and ended up in the first row of the Salma H…

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